Sniper Decoys: Dummy Heads

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  • The job of making decoy heads out of paper mache was entrusted to camouflage units, who were working in their small improvised workshops on the front lines.
    Sculptors working in these workshops made a huge variety of decoy heads with great precision and resemblance to real human heads.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,4 тис.

  • @vymyst8242
    @vymyst8242 5 років тому +5057

    Sniper: Train for years
    Fake head: I’m about to end this mans whole career

  • @dutchsbeardisvandertrimmed1274
    @dutchsbeardisvandertrimmed1274 5 років тому +13320

    The sniper: *shoots dummy*
    Dummy: *doesn‘t move*
    The sniper: *checks internet connection* MOOOOOOOOOM!!!

  • @chromatina1413
    @chromatina1413 5 років тому +2882

    Enemy soldier: I got 10 kills in the last 30 minutes!
    Friendly soldier: You thought.

    • @untamedhyu9653
      @untamedhyu9653 5 років тому +73

      *Gets bombardment later*

    • @superdonkey2702
      @superdonkey2702 5 років тому +25

      **dies**

    • @piggystudios2432
      @piggystudios2432 5 років тому +1

      666 likes

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 5 років тому +3

      Woodiedoll Molinder Congrats on all the likes. How have they changed your life? Are you rich and famous now?

    • @chromatina1413
      @chromatina1413 5 років тому +1

      @@TheGodYouWishYouKnew lol yep I'm the richest person in the galaxy now!

  • @-Anthracite
    @-Anthracite 4 роки тому +4435

    This can be done also with raising a helmet but the craftsmanship they put in was amazing

    • @-Anthracite
      @-Anthracite 4 роки тому +82

      @Ilove Jesus i was giving them respect for the craftsmanship when most of the guys would simply raise a helmet 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @عليابونعمه-ث9ص
      @عليابونعمه-ث9ص 4 роки тому +3

      8

    • @chunkycomet9117
      @chunkycomet9117 4 роки тому +108

      The only problem was that snipers wait till they see skin because helmets were made to stop the bullet

    • @ytnoat1207
      @ytnoat1207 4 роки тому +10

      Why aren’t bullet proof helmets, bullet proof?

    • @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145
      @guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 4 роки тому +152

      @@chunkycomet9117 not really the main goal of a helmet is to actually stop debris from the ground from bombs from hitting the head not really for stopping bullets

  • @p.f.886
    @p.f.886 5 років тому +2543

    Them noobs: **camping**
    Dummy head: *I'm about to end this man's whole career.*

  • @rinnungachhangte4878
    @rinnungachhangte4878 5 років тому +4945

    Imagine if they accidentally make similar faces
    Sniper: Wtf, he can respawn?

    • @doomed4232
      @doomed4232 5 років тому +459

      Soldier: *teleports behind sniper* “Nothing personal, kid”

    • @rinnungachhangte4878
      @rinnungachhangte4878 5 років тому +40

      @@doomed4232 lol😆😆😆

    • @Beans-wr3hu
      @Beans-wr3hu 5 років тому +71

      *OH NO IT’S YOU AGAIN*

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 4 роки тому +84

      Sniper: how many identical twins does this guy have?

    • @AakashKumar-tn6yh
      @AakashKumar-tn6yh 4 роки тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣

  • @borgo.
    @borgo. 4 роки тому +6537

    “That was obviously a headshot, this game sucks!”

  • @milkyios7375
    @milkyios7375 Рік тому +460

    Imagine how many people were saved because the sniper said “I’m not falling for that decoy again.”

    • @Irish-mapper12
      @Irish-mapper12 Рік тому +7

      172 likes 0 comments I’ll fix that

    • @zichenghan7585
      @zichenghan7585 Рік тому +4

      @@Irish-mapper12same

    • @icycreamfrommc_1745
      @icycreamfrommc_1745 Рік тому

      True😂

    • @8ey3
      @8ey3 11 місяців тому +1

      i think no matter what they would shoot it

    • @damsen978
      @damsen978 10 місяців тому

      They would risk giving away their positions. It was a bet. Unless every time they made a shot, they re-positioned to another area.@@8ey3

  • @fbi.4372
    @fbi.4372 5 років тому +4254

    Who would win?
    A German sniper who had been training throughout the war just to become a sniper and sniping soldiers throughout trenches
    Or
    Some guy holding a stick with a fake head

    • @quinncaie2593
      @quinncaie2593 5 років тому +222

      I think the guy in the big metal cars with cannons will win

    • @adt0ast346
      @adt0ast346 5 років тому +46

      Some guy holding a stick with a fake head of course!

    • @skeebzoyoungerzzz707
      @skeebzoyoungerzzz707 5 років тому +27

      Iron man dies in endgame so thanos would

    • @rn-zu5ld
      @rn-zu5ld 5 років тому +8

      Should've said one sticc head boi

    • @bram5480
      @bram5480 5 років тому +3

      No u can't take me I'm Mexican

  • @jp4431
    @jp4431 5 років тому +556

    2:08 Hitler: finally, my artistic talent can be put to good use in the war effort!

  • @keyboardthelegendaryman6334
    @keyboardthelegendaryman6334 5 років тому +4668

    "I killed that guy for the 3rd time now"

    • @shadowclones4669
      @shadowclones4669 5 років тому +161

      Lol them:omg he know real life cheat code to respawn

    • @derritter4970
      @derritter4970 5 років тому +119

      Also when you are fighting with Asians

    • @tonyidukki6220
      @tonyidukki6220 4 роки тому +10

      Hahaha

    • @ndhart3213
      @ndhart3213 4 роки тому +14

      “He is god hacking”

    • @wolfin9717
      @wolfin9717 4 роки тому +4

      Keyboard The Legendary Man hackssss

  • @GenScinmore
    @GenScinmore 3 роки тому +693

    *Gets hit marker*
    German sniper: "Oh my God duuuuude"

    • @colthart451
      @colthart451 3 роки тому +3

      Don’t say omg please

    • @bbclips2703
      @bbclips2703 3 роки тому +3

      Hi gen scinemore
      U may not know me but
      Im on another acc.
      Nice ak video planting
      Helped me alot

    • @Sturgeostic2444
      @Sturgeostic2444 3 роки тому +10

      @@colthart451OMG. I guess ill be going to the underworld then?

    • @colthart451
      @colthart451 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sturgeostic2444 at least you know

    • @Sturgeostic2444
      @Sturgeostic2444 3 роки тому +3

      @@colthart451 lol. If I can't say a dudes name, he sounds pretty stuck up to me.

  • @TheCaina1998
    @TheCaina1998 5 років тому +925

    Clickbait be like: "Dummy head prank in Verdun **SHOTS FIRED**"

  • @bipolarbear1450
    @bipolarbear1450 4 роки тому +2506

    What if they use a lot of middle finger decoy hands for extreme distraction.

    • @dorotakucinska9552
      @dorotakucinska9552 4 роки тому +403

      Bruh just imagine you're a sniper looking over The enemy trench and then from nowhere you just see thousands of middle fingers coming out ouf cover and you're like: The fuq?

    • @delta5-126
      @delta5-126 4 роки тому +87

      Dorota Kucińska it would confuse the enemy even more

    • @quepasa9415
      @quepasa9415 4 роки тому +61

      200 IQ

    • @BC-wz7rq
      @BC-wz7rq 4 роки тому +64

      Imagine trying to scope you're enemy.....then u see him throwing u the finger -_-

    • @bobtheanimator8353
      @bobtheanimator8353 4 роки тому +23

      @@BC-wz7rq shoot the finger :D

  • @vincentmalab3289
    @vincentmalab3289 5 років тому +434

    Upon seeing the video's thumbnail in my notification, i thought the soldier was raising a severed head using a wooden pole as a decoy.
    P.S: almost 2 Million subs men.

    • @konaing3015
      @konaing3015 5 років тому +8

      t f i s t h e b l o o d a t ?

    • @_Super_Hans_
      @_Super_Hans_ 5 років тому

      hmmm even though the title clearly says dummy heads, lying for likes again I see.

    • @vincentmalab3289
      @vincentmalab3289 5 років тому +6

      @@_Super_Hans_ i look at the picture first before reading the title and at first i really thought they are using real human severed head as decoy for the enemy.

    • @samfogle922
      @samfogle922 5 років тому +1

      @@_Super_Hans_ he's not lying

  • @landi76
    @landi76 3 роки тому +158

    3:28
    soldier: get´s headshot and smokes his ziggy further
    sniper: w.t.f.

    • @Jkim890
      @Jkim890 3 роки тому +9

      That’s when you raise a dummy hand with middle finger raised next to the dummy head

    • @A.i.r_K
      @A.i.r_K 3 роки тому

      @@Jkim890 you misses bro, try again

    • @Batmann_
      @Batmann_ 4 місяці тому

      Why are you putting an apostrophe in gets?
      Get is?
      Get has?
      Something belongs to something identified as get?

  • @f1ku.productions
    @f1ku.productions 5 років тому +1316

    In 1:22he was like...
    - Bro i saved your LIFE!!
    - Nah i dont care.

    • @FeyTheBin
      @FeyTheBin 5 років тому +41

      Give him some slack, he probably was too traumatized to register a proper response.

    • @werts180
      @werts180 5 років тому +13

      1:21

    • @DHTGK
      @DHTGK 5 років тому +21

      im pretty sure hes suicidal after being in the trenches for only 30 minutes

    • @jayde8723
      @jayde8723 5 років тому

      CRedel89 YT ol

    • @nileshchandra8704
      @nileshchandra8704 5 років тому +6

      4:21

  • @TheRealPAX
    @TheRealPAX 5 років тому +674

    1914 the fear of snipers
    2019 fear of being demonetized

  • @TRTeens
    @TRTeens 5 років тому +2107

    *Sniper shoots Decoy*
    *Military: WHAt ArE yoU aiMing At?!?*

    • @Ghoseum
      @Ghoseum 5 років тому

      Falxon 7593 lmao

    • @xanspows3095
      @xanspows3095 5 років тому +6

      Falxon 7593 I heard tyler1 through your comment

    • @TRTeens
      @TRTeens 5 років тому

      @@xanspows3095 xD

    • @HH-kl8ed
      @HH-kl8ed 5 років тому

      Falxon 7593 I was your exact 1000th like

    • @TRTeens
      @TRTeens 5 років тому

      @@HH-kl8ed Thanks can u be my 241st sub

  • @Lucas-eq6ei
    @Lucas-eq6ei 3 роки тому +67

    Sniper*shoots dummy head*
    "Gotcha"
    *Sees the same head*
    "Na that guys using hacks"

  • @sviatoslavs.1305
    @sviatoslavs.1305 5 років тому +797

    Oh, look, we have just found an enemy sniper!
    *Let's spend 400000 artillery shells to counter him.*

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 5 років тому +33

      It's not like there are gonna be 10 snipers sitting in the same area drinking tea and biscuits

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 5 років тому +1

      Sviatoslav S did it also take 12 seconds?

    • @sviatoslavs.1305
      @sviatoslavs.1305 5 років тому

      @@engineergaming5989
      I think so.

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 5 років тому +7

      @@sviatoslavs.1305 Nah I'm just saying why would you spend so much just to kill one guy fire one artillery shell or get one counter sniper

    • @sviatoslavs.1305
      @sviatoslavs.1305 5 років тому +10

      @@engineergaming5989
      Lol just because.
      Plus it may cause panic among enemy troops.

  • @ghostcreeper243
    @ghostcreeper243 5 років тому +357

    Soldier: im gonna prank them sooo hard

  • @jerrytran4740
    @jerrytran4740 5 років тому +733

    44 seconds ago with 77 comments.
    Im so proud of this community

    • @TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4
      @TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4 5 років тому +12

      The videos 3min 51 long though. So wouldn't that mean they didn't even watch all the way before they scrolled to the bottom to get distracted or bait for attention?

    • @jiminnoodlesoupwithasugaon1915
      @jiminnoodlesoupwithasugaon1915 5 років тому +9

      Texas Viking Welcome to UA-cam

    • @TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4
      @TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4 5 років тому +2

      @@jiminnoodlesoupwithasugaon1915 sadness

    • @juststoic3809
      @juststoic3809 5 років тому +1

      Time doesn't stay still😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @spy_pl
      @spy_pl 5 років тому +2

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
      Yes you can screenshot this and put it on r/unexpectedthanos and have fun with those 7orange arrows.

  • @BigDaddyDexter
    @BigDaddyDexter 3 роки тому +1027

    The worst part is, they couldnt even look at the killcams to know where they got shot from😭

    • @Amadeus8484
      @Amadeus8484 3 роки тому +18

      You might be able to figure it out based on the fact that the trench is horizontal and if the shot was straight into the mask.

    • @keithn_059
      @keithn_059 2 роки тому +28

      Game was still in beta, killcam wasn't available yet :(

    • @dirtegarbage
      @dirtegarbage 2 роки тому +9

      @@keithn_059 well there were community developed hacks around the franco-prussian update, but official killcams werent launched until the ww2 update

    • @keithn_059
      @keithn_059 2 роки тому +1

      @@dirtegarbage I see

    • @plushluigi7417
      @plushluigi7417 2 роки тому

      @@Fendt1011 godzilla had a stroke reading this.

  • @mihirkagalkar8349
    @mihirkagalkar8349 5 років тому +582

    Who will win
    A sniper who trained for over 5 years
    Or
    A paper boi

  • @San-jn6bm
    @San-jn6bm 5 років тому +1359

    Head: exist
    Snipers: you already know what joke it is

  • @karaal1332
    @karaal1332 5 років тому +459

    *_Imagine both sides using this technique_*
    *_World War One wouldn't have ended yet_*

    • @DMFArranhado
      @DMFArranhado 4 роки тому +59

      It'd have been a muppet show.

    • @bigbird0993
      @bigbird0993 3 роки тому +8

      WW1 saw over 1000000000 million fake soldiers die the most in anywar imagine if that were true😂😂😂

    • @whereswaldo5740
      @whereswaldo5740 3 роки тому +3

      @@DMFArranhado Kermie

    • @DMFArranhado
      @DMFArranhado 3 роки тому

      That wouldn't have fooled any side, @@whereswaldo5740.

    • @guntherbgunnerson8989
      @guntherbgunnerson8989 3 роки тому +2

      Plot twist: the heads actually replace the humans and fight the war still

  • @samutraifin
    @samutraifin 4 роки тому +128

    "Sniper scope gets invented"
    Simo Häyhä: weak

  • @DuckYou25
    @DuckYou25 5 років тому +394

    Imagine if they make a dummy head of the snipers officer.
    Sniper:Dafaq you doing?

    • @Mangos1021
      @Mangos1021 5 років тому +5

      I would just imagine that.

    • @noxfish8714
      @noxfish8714 5 років тому +10

      I just had a stroke trying to read this

    • @moelester.3775
      @moelester.3775 5 років тому

      WHat I Just Had a Stroke Like Not kidding I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU JUST SAID

    • @NavrajThapa2002
      @NavrajThapa2002 5 років тому +1

      @@blabla_xd1232 I know what you said is a joke but I don't think the concept of middle finger was invented then

    • @zlatko8051
      @zlatko8051 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 років тому +258

    1:03 Hey boys and girls! Can _you_ find the sniper?
    That's right! He's on the right side of the screen as that branch!

    • @justnobody5527
      @justnobody5527 5 років тому +15

      Thanks I though It was the branch on the left imagine my shock it was so obvious all along

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 5 років тому +3

      Damn, you're here too?

    • @spingebill8551
      @spingebill8551 5 років тому +10

      If this was Vietnam, the sniper would be in the tree

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 5 років тому +2

      +@@spingebill8551+ Oh they still did that in WWI, except it was gnarled dead ones that just so happened to remain standing and even fake ones made of metal armor.

    • @spingebill8551
      @spingebill8551 5 років тому

      cnlbenmc I know. It just was way more common in Vietnam but still common in ww1

  • @guidowack3609
    @guidowack3609 5 років тому +113

    Sniper: *shoots decoy head*
    Enemy: You’ve activated my trap card!

  • @jumpermushy1729
    @jumpermushy1729 4 роки тому +2640

    Soldier: "Lol the enemies think these are real soldier's"
    Enemy: Well I just ran out of sniper ammo. Time to use my rocket launcher.
    Edit: Some of y'all gotta chill in the comments section I was joking 🤣

    • @ezekiyam3827
      @ezekiyam3827 4 роки тому +42

      Bruuuuuhhh XD

    • @kamilbostanci7434
      @kamilbostanci7434 4 роки тому +32

      Lmao im really laughed

    • @wyattlohman6880
      @wyattlohman6880 4 роки тому +163

      I hate to be that guy, but rocket launchers weren't invented until 1937, It. would be an ANTI-Tank rifle that he was. using, and ANTI-Tank rifles. used sniper ammo in the first part of the war, It just shot them at a higher power, again sorry for correcting you.

    • @justjack4030
      @justjack4030 4 роки тому +41

      @@wyattlohman6880 it was just a joke... move on

    • @gwynvolt8452
      @gwynvolt8452 4 роки тому +142

      you guys, he just wanted to be informative. he even apologized for ruining the joke... Move on

  • @CallumEder
    @CallumEder 5 років тому +235

    I think the animation and video quality deserves a mention. I really like that the animation's are getting smoother and more realistic with each new video. And despite this your unique graphical style hasn't been lost. Please whoever works on the animation and graphics for this channel, know that these improvements are worth the extra time and very much appreciated. Keep it up.

    • @mightymichael2501
      @mightymichael2501 5 років тому +1

      I know right, look at the SMLE for example, HUGE improvement

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 5 років тому +1

      Idk he reused that soldier pokes out dummy head quite a few times

    • @JoaoChimay
      @JoaoChimay Рік тому +1

      Reminds me a lot of Punk o Matic

    • @6jpsalmsB-ne5jy
      @6jpsalmsB-ne5jy Рік тому +1

      Well the animation is now better

  • @laupatual7137
    @laupatual7137 5 років тому +590

    Sniper: *Shoots the same head a 4th time*
    Still the sniper: "How many times you've died? I'm actually getting impressed."

    • @zentourne_4786
      @zentourne_4786 5 років тому +7

      Is that a tf2 sniper reference

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 5 років тому +8

      **afrer his 5th and final shot**
      "Damn lag!!!!!"

    • @mattyicicles1608
      @mattyicicles1608 5 років тому +3

      this one made me cringe hard

    • @N2Jay
      @N2Jay 5 років тому +3

      Lau Patual
      You're making this so easy...I'M GETTING WORSE !

    • @ayelmao4258
      @ayelmao4258 5 років тому +2

      @@mattyicicles1608 just like your friend, get out

  • @DarkIzo
    @DarkIzo 5 років тому +502

    sniper: *pulls trigger*
    decoy: *dink*
    sniper: "goddamn hitbox..."

  • @kalebhumphries3491
    @kalebhumphries3491 5 років тому +601

    "scopes allowed for marksmen to be far more accurate"
    Simo Hayha: am I a Joke to you?

    • @hasandiab6479
      @hasandiab6479 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @fumu776
      @fumu776 5 років тому +29

      NvMe he didn't use scopes because it'd reflect the sun and give out his position. He didn't take any potshots, he was a genuinely good marksman

    • @DYLANJJK94
      @DYLANJJK94 5 років тому +4

      Nah he wouldn't have used that over used joke, He would have jut thrown the scope to the ground.

    • @thisismyname1701
      @thisismyname1701 5 років тому

      @@fumu776 yup youre right about that except for someone of his Master prestiged level it was like shooting fish in a barrel i assume at least thats what he meant

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 5 років тому +2

      It was apperantly "like taking potshots at dead fish in a barrel" but he was actually just that good.

  • @chainmore2587
    @chainmore2587 5 років тому +388

    Comments
    1% Normal
    99% Talking about the dummy head ending the sniper's whole career.

    • @The_Harylaba
      @The_Harylaba 4 роки тому

      I haven't seen such comments

    • @chainmore2587
      @chainmore2587 4 роки тому

      @@The_Harylaba i mean bruh it's been a year so what do you expect?

    • @alexk9642
      @alexk9642 3 роки тому +1

      i mean... that's literally the aspect of the video

  • @mack7235
    @mack7235 5 років тому +252

    Dummy head, more like MY head
    It’s cause I’m a dummy
    *choked up

  • @Pulang_Diwa
    @Pulang_Diwa 3 роки тому +31

    1:18 My man on the left really deserve a medal of honour for saving his unwitting comrade twice. 😂

  • @elonhusk5203
    @elonhusk5203 5 років тому +506

    WWI: Dummy heads
    WWII: Dummy Tanks
    Germany: Sheiße we got bamboozled again.

    • @Vixzys
      @Vixzys 5 років тому +17

      Scheiße* Good one though

    • @Jondatorials550
      @Jondatorials550 5 років тому +7

      Thank you elon musk

    • @zerox8413
      @zerox8413 5 років тому +1

      In the far future....
      Killing robots Disguised as Humans (Terminator unit Series)... made by SKYNET 😂😂😂

    • @ducky1248
      @ducky1248 5 років тому +1

      Nicht warum wieder

    • @terminusxx7360
      @terminusxx7360 5 років тому +1

      WW1: Germany getting pranked by Dummy heads
      Germany: wanna see me do that again

  • @polarjet1833
    @polarjet1833 5 років тому +326

    German sniper: **shoots dummy head**
    British soldier with head lined up with dummy head: **falls on ground**

    • @TakeTylenoI
      @TakeTylenoI 3 роки тому +5

      I thought you did not have the perk. Shoot through walls

    • @pizzaslice1702
      @pizzaslice1702 3 роки тому

      Collateral baby

    • @marclucky5210
      @marclucky5210 2 роки тому

      @@TakeTylenoI FMJ*

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Рік тому

      Yeah, that was probably one of the periscope variant’s problems

  • @hugovasquez8222
    @hugovasquez8222 5 років тому +494

    My strategy: put dummy Heads everywhere and Hope they run out of ammo

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 4 роки тому +13

      I like it

    • @FaisalKhan-yp2ol
      @FaisalKhan-yp2ol 4 роки тому +82

      Well I will put a tomato inside to give it more realistic look when it gets shot

    • @juliaslavova9672
      @juliaslavova9672 4 роки тому +11

      @@FaisalKhan-yp2olsmart

    • @soldiermark9059
      @soldiermark9059 3 роки тому +6

      @@FaisalKhan-yp2ol your iq 99999999

    • @clarkmirkbell880
      @clarkmirkbell880 3 роки тому +1

      @@soldiermark9059 remember The rallies tryed to turn Hitler in a waifu

  • @Sparrow1115
    @Sparrow1115 4 роки тому +169

    My grandma's great uncle was killed in WWI due to his cigarette smoke giving away his position

  • @raufoguntade3379
    @raufoguntade3379 5 років тому +153

    Enemy soldier: I got him!
    Alliance soldier: *You should have gone for the REAL head*

  • @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate
    @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 5 років тому +644

    Sniper: **shoots dummy**
    American Artillery: Reality is often disappointing

    • @jerec1267
      @jerec1267 5 років тому +39

      Why American artillery? You know America sat out 75% of the war, so odds of it being American are miniscule right?

    • @isaiaheto799
      @isaiaheto799 5 років тому +1

      @AshtonGaming Mobile no its endgame not mlbb

    • @markulyssestabasan3064
      @markulyssestabasan3064 5 років тому +12

      @@jerec1267 Well, there was the 25% of the war you didn't mention. There were a lot of artillery barrages in that portion of the war. So Americans did do artillery barrages.

    • @RoyontheHill
      @RoyontheHill 4 роки тому +16

      @@markulyssestabasan3064 he was probably a
      Just abit peeved because this video used the british as the example and one american stereotype is to be self centered when considering the world as a whole.

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 4 роки тому +2

      @@isaiaheto799 Considering America participating just near the end of the war, I'd say it's totally an Endgame situation.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +19

    Dummy head: Omae wa mou shindeiru
    Sniper: NANI

  • @AngelosPhotography
    @AngelosPhotography 4 роки тому +18

    Sniper: *shoots dummy and realizes his mistake*
    Artillery: 😀😀😀
    Also sniper: *chuckles* hehe I'm in danger

  • @alanmaclaren4118
    @alanmaclaren4118 4 роки тому +129

    Sniper: *shoots dummy head for the 96th time*
    Also sniper: these damn bullets are broken

    • @brawl1488
      @brawl1488 3 роки тому +4

      these bullet are actually airsoft bullet

    • @screamingeagels2636
      @screamingeagels2636 3 роки тому +2

      No bruslesprouts

    • @lucwagenaar7561
      @lucwagenaar7561 3 роки тому

      Are you sure you checked the box these might be dummy rounds a few boxes have gone missing and the recrutes almost shot with live ammo

    • @NathanWakeman
      @NathanWakeman 3 роки тому

      @Martin Fachero the bullets were Nerf.

  • @kayagorzan
    @kayagorzan 5 років тому +585

    WWI soldier : Iron sights are outdated!
    Simo Häyhä : *am I a joke to you*

    • @gavineh8366
      @gavineh8366 5 років тому +1

      Awesome reference!

    • @rbermudezRDH
      @rbermudezRDH 4 роки тому +1

      Canada Haha is there snow there NO do we say eh all the time NO do we live in igloos NO

    • @D4RK-R3ALITY
      @D4RK-R3ALITY 4 роки тому

      Kayagorzan ha

    • @MarshallXeno
      @MarshallXeno 4 роки тому +3

      Francis Pegahmagabow: Am I a joke to the both of you?
      (Simo is an outstanding Sniper, but Francis was THE ww1 sniper)

    • @echo8481
      @echo8481 4 роки тому

      N o i c e

  • @quinncaie2593
    @quinncaie2593 5 років тому +193

    Can you do a video about medics?

    • @Y10HK29
      @Y10HK29 5 років тому +2

      '60 yrs after the war' still waiting...

    • @gcham
      @gcham 5 років тому +1

      Hans with a flammenwerfer That’s really broad. What do you mean

    • @quinncaie2593
      @quinncaie2593 5 років тому +1

      @@gcham the gear, when the first medics came about and (for people who don't know what medics are) what they do that's it really

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 5 років тому +1

      Can we get a whole series on medics?
      Now i have a dozen questions i never thought ide ask but i know i need the answers to, mostly im interested on how differemnt armys medics were equipped and trained, this is a topic that alone can make up as many videos as there have been wars...

    • @Lagmaster33
      @Lagmaster33 5 років тому +1

      @@Free_Krazy Then I recommend to grab a book about medics. There's only so much you can fit in under 5 minute video.

  • @wally9540
    @wally9540 4 роки тому +27

    0:52
    "bruh can you not there's a sniper over there"
    "ok bro"

  • @crispypatato5994
    @crispypatato5994 5 років тому +9

    Sniper: Shoots dummy
    Enemy: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

  • @tqser
    @tqser 5 років тому +131

    The animation has improved so much from the start of this channel! Congratulations and love from France!

    • @yacy5954
      @yacy5954 5 років тому

      Yaser Obeid bonjour, Ca va?

    • @Mr-pw1gy
      @Mr-pw1gy 5 років тому

      @@yacy5954 ca va bien, et toi

    • @benandrei8690
      @benandrei8690 5 років тому

      Yaser Obeid DON'T SURRENDER TIME OK?!?!

    • @pseudo5563
      @pseudo5563 5 років тому

      Bonjourno ay stienk az faack

    • @tqser
      @tqser 5 років тому

      Bill Cosby I don’t speak Being Beaten by Rice Farmers, sorry.

  • @Renorick1
    @Renorick1 5 років тому +24

    Small detail, but I love that you give a proper visible up-down arc to the sniper shots. Most regular folks are, at best, only vaguely aware of the ballistics component to shooting at range. Fittingly, very accurate.

  • @coolkid_lol8951
    @coolkid_lol8951 4 роки тому +91

    When see your self in a dummy head
    "Good lookin' dude!"

  • @themilkyboi5608
    @themilkyboi5608 4 роки тому +112

    Scopes: *exist*
    Soldiers: *peeks head a little bit over the trench*
    Sniper: ima bout to ruin this mans career
    Decoy heads: *uno reverse card*

  • @huskablehusky6677
    @huskablehusky6677 5 років тому +54

    This explains why I woukd see heads lying around in battlefield 1

    • @thewarhawk8203
      @thewarhawk8203 4 роки тому +8

      *OR*

    • @notsojosho
      @notsojosho 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah those are the sniper decoys

    • @huskablehusky6677
      @huskablehusky6677 4 роки тому

      Joshy__ yes I was always confused when I saw those but it’s makes sense now

  • @ivanchan659
    @ivanchan659 5 років тому +6

    Enemy hits dummy head
    Friendly soldier: you activated my trap card !

  • @gamingscorpionindia1995
    @gamingscorpionindia1995 4 роки тому +46

    Snipers: Putting a dummy as decoy.
    Enemy: "Fire in the hole!"
    *Grenade sound intensifies*
    Snipers: UH-OH!!

  • @yuansoberano7158
    @yuansoberano7158 5 років тому +53

    3:39 Captain Price after the Ending of COD: MW3

  • @kooshi8933
    @kooshi8933 5 років тому +13

    1:02 FLOATING SNIPER?? WTF GHOST!!!

  • @G00B3R91
    @G00B3R91 5 років тому +14

    I saw a version similar where a Syrian soldier put a jacket and balaclava on a shovel and played around with an enemy sniper it was funny.

  • @donbismo
    @donbismo 3 роки тому +77

    Dummy head exist~
    Sniper: I swear i have killed that man before

    • @squidkid1742
      @squidkid1742 3 роки тому +2

      They be like what hacker i head shot him

    • @lucwagenaar7561
      @lucwagenaar7561 3 роки тому

      How many times are those dam snipers gonna bring me down to 1hp I can barely even get out of the medical tent or I get shot again

  • @asleepypillows9585
    @asleepypillows9585 5 років тому +8

    Enemy Soldier : *hits dummy head*
    I Got One!
    Me : Well Yes.But actually no

  • @starwarsfan6682
    @starwarsfan6682 5 років тому +153

    Mom: what
    Sniper: did you pay the internet!!?
    Mom: did you clean your part of the trench
    Sniper:🖕🏻

  • @nubnoobbo
    @nubnoobbo 3 роки тому +5

    "Hi welcome to my house."
    "Whats with the heads?"
    "And this is my room."

  • @aliennotion2876
    @aliennotion2876 3 роки тому +3

    Germans: "Ha, we just got them to waste more of their artillery on our paper mache snipers."

  • @Viet.
    @Viet. 5 років тому +340

    I guess you could say those snipers hitting dummies were a bunch of
    Dummy heads
    Okthxbye

    • @Mangos1021
      @Mangos1021 5 років тому +1

      Ha I was about to say that too

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 5 років тому

      was about to mention that pun but oh well its your win

    • @Hello-xw2sf
      @Hello-xw2sf 5 років тому

      👏.....👏.....👏......👏

    • @remymebarek0157
      @remymebarek0157 5 років тому

      PushB NOStop i just vomited internallu

    • @c.i.a7339
      @c.i.a7339 5 років тому

      I wouldn’t normally allow that joke...
      But now I will..

  • @peltek6923
    @peltek6923 5 років тому +8

    So everybody is gonna ignore the fact how perfectly synchronized they both are painting 2:07

  • @damienftw1721
    @damienftw1721 5 років тому +122

    Love these videos very interesting and enjoyable!!

    • @locksley5903
      @locksley5903 5 років тому

      Damien FTW you know what’s not enjoyable ?? A tyrannical government !!!

  • @benedictusyongen8847
    @benedictusyongen8847 3 роки тому +4

    1990 : sniper and other guns
    2020 :
    Soldiers : *Shhh were gonna use corona*

  • @TheRankingNoob
    @TheRankingNoob 5 років тому +160

    Nobody:
    UA-cam Comments: *_Vinyl Scratch getting r/woooosh'ed_*

  • @shelovesweetcron
    @shelovesweetcron 5 років тому +13

    Me: **Holds up decoy**
    Sniper: Wait haven't I killed you already?

    • @gigachad-jh1dh
      @gigachad-jh1dh 5 років тому

      Sniper: shoot*
      You: activate 130 AC
      Announcer with Russian voice: *ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE*

  • @avchargersfan414
    @avchargersfan414 5 років тому +60

    Love simple history my parents are proud of me lol

  • @Assassinss77
    @Assassinss77 4 роки тому +17

    2:16 I've killed that man 20 times already!

  • @freckledheart91
    @freckledheart91 5 років тому +33

    This reminds me when I got killed by campers in Black Ops 1 but I had a mortar teams standing by

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 5 років тому +3

      lel same

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 5 років тому

      I’m always like “Oh, you like camping? I hope you don’t mind if I pull the pin out of my grenade and “accidentally” let it fly into the room you’re in, especially if it’s a Semtex grenade that lands on you.”

  • @Theking-wz6uh
    @Theking-wz6uh 4 роки тому +972

    Am i the only one who thought they would use heads of real dead people😂

  • @kozy3258
    @kozy3258 5 років тому +8

    3:13 did anyone hear CJ's scream when he gets hurt? (Listen Closely!)

  • @spetz7119
    @spetz7119 4 роки тому +9

    My dad's great grandfather brother fought in safr barek (1915, syrian fighting for ottoman empire) and 30 of the village were taken to there including him, he Is the only one that returned alive and when asked how did he survive he said that he put his hat on a stick and put it up, if it gets shot he doesnt peek but if it doesnt get shoot then he peaks

  • @gore4975
    @gore4975 5 років тому +6

    Sun Tzu said war is all about deceiving the enemy. What I would have never expected is someone being so literal about it xD

    • @gore4975
      @gore4975 5 років тому

      @Spicy meatballs I don't know, something like pretending to retreat then attacking from the sides. Not actual dummies of soldiers' heads.

  • @watamelon1457
    @watamelon1457 5 років тому +5

    Enemy Sniper: * Hits dummy head * I got one!
    Soldier holding the dummy head: *_Well yes but actually no_*

  • @galvaboy1114
    @galvaboy1114 5 років тому +29

    *_Sniping is a good job mate_*
    Dead ringer spys:
    I'm about to backstab this man whole career

    • @N2Jay
      @N2Jay 5 років тому

      Galva boy
      You're making this so easy...I'M GETTING WORSE !

    • @baksogaming4846
      @baksogaming4846 5 років тому

      n o s t a l g i a

    • @echo8481
      @echo8481 4 роки тому

      n o s t a l g i a w i t h T F 2 , y e s

    • @MSORP2008
      @MSORP2008 4 роки тому +1

      But what if the sniper had the razorback?

  • @bobtheanimator8353
    @bobtheanimator8353 4 роки тому +7

    A chill sniper
    Chill sniper : ah. A head *Shoots*
    Chill sniper : was that paper mache?
    Enemy soldiers : *Fires artillery*
    Chill sniper : shi-

  • @weptcoreworld7789
    @weptcoreworld7789 5 років тому +5

    Me: Sees the animation improved alot
    Also me: **Happiness noises**

  • @whydoineedthis1839
    @whydoineedthis1839 5 років тому +6

    Sniper: I think his mate saw me
    *A barrage of artillery shells exploding around him*
    Sniper: *Yes* yes he did!

  • @theoreoman4597
    @theoreoman4597 5 років тому +8

    German Sniper:I got 7 hits sir!
    Commander:We are all doomed!

  • @vector_vector__
    @vector_vector__ 3 роки тому +3

    Sniper : headshot the soldier .
    Also sniper : wait let me fix my net .

  • @honey_Badger4123
    @honey_Badger4123 5 років тому +53

    Sniper: I think this mate saw me
    *notices a barrage of artillery flying towards him and bullets*
    Sniper: piss 😕

    • @gaylittleFRUIT
      @gaylittleFRUIT 5 років тому +4

      *yES YES THEY DID-*

    • @honey_Badger4123
      @honey_Badger4123 5 років тому +2

      Sniper: *hears a faint Soldier scream*
      Sniper: what the bloody he- GAHH!*gets marketed gardened by a trolldier*

    • @gaylittleFRUIT
      @gaylittleFRUIT 5 років тому

      *The Soldier then gets blown off the map by a Demo, who taunts in killcam*

    • @zlatko8051
      @zlatko8051 5 років тому

      AntGamer01 Kaboom!

    • @zlatko8051
      @zlatko8051 5 років тому

      Shocked Führer me:Sentey going up!

  • @jaithomas9147
    @jaithomas9147 5 років тому +35

    Simple history do Micheal wittman the ace tankery known his ambush of elements.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +5

    Operation Paul Bunyan, where we almost went back to war with North Korea over a tree. A funny operation

  • @tajmahall1622
    @tajmahall1622 3 роки тому +12

    "It was the introduction of scopes that allowed them to shoot at long distances"
    White death: hold my beer

  • @miko2071
    @miko2071 5 років тому +6

    1:10 This is what I look like whenever I go out in public.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 років тому +29

    To save time and paper, sometimes they would chop the heads off of already dead soldiers, stick them onto sticks, and use those as dummies. You may be dead, but you still have to serve out your whole tour somehow, right?

    • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
      @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 років тому +1

      @Ziad Khaled Is joke. Is joke.

    • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
      @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 років тому +1

      @Ziad Khaled Is joke, too. Is joke.

    • @LeeEverett1
      @LeeEverett1 5 років тому

      @Ziad Khaled You do realize they did alot of messed up things during this time, right?

    • @averagetrole1369
      @averagetrole1369 5 років тому +2

      @Ziad Khaled Gasing people
      Burning People
      Bombarding them till they're shell shocked
      And most importantly....
      Using shotguns in trenches

    • @averagetrole1369
      @averagetrole1369 5 років тому

      @Ziad Khaled Using shotguns is a messed up thing to do? Well ok m8.

  • @homersimpson6585
    @homersimpson6585 5 років тому +4

    Man it’s been more than two years since bf1 got released

  • @alexbowman7582
    @alexbowman7582 Рік тому +3

    The British had very well constructed regular tidy trenches, the Germans made sure their trenches were irregular and untidy much like destructive pattern warship paint.

  • @X_A_ic
    @X_A_ic 5 років тому +7

    Imagine going home after the war is over thinking about how many kills you got when in reality...

  • @Yceb0x
    @Yceb0x 5 років тому +5

    Sniper: “Shoot I’ve been spotted!”
    Soldier: “You think they have a sniper with them too?”
    Sniper: “They’re Americans...”
    *Sound of artillery blasts*

    • @saur1232
      @saur1232 5 років тому

      (helicopter blades in the distance)
      (Fortunate sun plays)
      sniper: hol up

  • @seen9417
    @seen9417 5 років тому +4

    I gotta say, the animations are getting better and better every video. Keep up the great work.

  • @justsomeone8837
    @justsomeone8837 9 місяців тому +1

    "I think his mate saw me."
    (Distant)call in the altilery!
    (Distant altilery firing)
    "YES! Yes he did!"

  • @aaaaaa-um6lx
    @aaaaaa-um6lx 5 років тому +5

    German Sniper: **Hits dummy head**
    I got one!
    Enemy: Well yes, but actually no.