SINGLE MOTHER Gets A REAL JOB! [HTC VIVE] Job Simulator
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
- Today is my final day as a UA-camr...
It's time for me to get a real job because APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO SOME PEOPLE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES IS EASY, EVEN THOUGH THAT'S NOT THE WHOLE STRUCTURE OF MAKING A VIDEO FOR UA-cam AND IF THIS WAS EASY THEN WHY IS IT SO HARD AND EMOTIONALLY DRAINING!? ...but we'll talk about that later, hahaha! For now I'm getting a new job as a store clerk and I'm excited!
[PS: No I'm not quitting it's a joke, I love you all ; ; ]
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Helloooo, who else is super proud of Jessica?
She keeps high spirits while holding a smol human inside her AND makes videos daily
Edit: omg thank you guys sm for all the likes and responses. Jess is an absolute god uwu
Also idk how you guys knew I was a Hamilton fan but yeah I am lol.
I am proud!
Me
I AM
I'm ULTRA proud!
Lauren Trash OMG YASSS YOU LIKE HAMILTON
Baby aphmau ;^; NYAAAA! Tell ur baby I love dem >:3
The occult of potatoes Spoopy did you know my name is actually Nya pronounced [ni-yah] lol
tanisha boyd well then who is tanisha
The occult of potatoes Spoopy aww so cute even tho the baby isn’t born yet still
Sin tuz the web warrior DONT STEEL DA BABY WARRIOR
Yeah I want to meet them NYAAAA
Hope you are doing well with the baby you are awesome not everyone can hold a human AND upload daily you go girl 👏🏻👏🏻
Miss Understood
I think you are talking about mean when not everyone can hold a baby cuz they definitely can’t
TRUE!!!
Yeeassy Go Jess 😎
i,m proud
🤑🤑🤑🥴
Robot:"can I have one of those meat cylinders please"
Jess:" oooooooooooh! The winies!"
- Jess 2019
What I LOVE about Jess: Even when most people take a break like when they are having a kid she doesn’t stop uploading, She also does DAILY uploading! So I just thank Jessica for being so sweet and efficient to the channel!
Aph: "I am so mature"
Aph: "JUMBO WEINIES"
Me: "Veeeery mature.."
I was laughing at that too. I woundering if Jason thought that was funny too
Ha
Yeah. You know, that translates very nicely to the crowd... *SARCASM*
I was dying😂😂
Moon- Beam atleast she could hold a hooman in her jelly belly
Ma'am Im gonna need to see some id with that or I cant........ooooooo twinkie"
-Jessica 2019
5:00
Jess:happy with her clerk job and wants to meet more people
Me: doesn't want interaction with anyone and hates my job
Me
Yes.
I am so mature!
2 seconds later
JUMBO WEENIESSSSSSSS
Lilian Vuong I helped this reach 40 likes :D
This came at the right time! Lol.
Lol
Ma'm, imma need som ID with that. I can't take you- OOH! A Twinkie! XD
Lol I laughed so hard
Wow, seriously? 😒😑
Hahaha that's so funny oool
LOL YOU GOT DISTRACTED BY A TWINKE XD
I HAT YOU 😒🙄😑👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
No views but three likes
UA-cam IS DRUNK AGAIN
Ye cause NOW it says 180 views 171 likes 0 dislikes and another youtuber has 1538 VIEWS 1294 0 DISLIKES
....page your refresh just read Backwards
....page your refresh just read Backwards
....page your refresh just read Backwards
525 likes and 180 views, UA-cam can't process anything anymore..
Jess deserves a lot, she's pregnant and happy. She posts to keep her fans happy and she has her other children. She probably has to cook sometimes and she is honestly rocking this! Love you jess!
Am I the only one who pictured the blue bot as Travis
no u r not
Not anymore
Yeah I thought that to
London Shanks no! I did too!
lol
*"I ate the baby!"*
-Jessica Bravura 2019
C h i l d r e n , Y u m ! Ehem
Your name-
And your comment
I’m a child >:0 you shall not eat me!
Well- I am a coconut
Jess has such a short attention span.
“I’m gonna need some ID with tha-“
“OH A TWINKIE!”
4:59 XD
adhd humans working be like XD (aka me)
Jess: Mam I’m gonna need an ID for that, OOH TWINKIE!!!
Lol why Jess 🤣
(Cockapoopoo)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 not da cockapoopoo
Yes the (cockapoopoo)
COCKAPOOPOO!!
So like Jess XD
Amazon PhoeniX lmao
YUS
Wow Jess
Hope u and the baby are doing great!
9:58 *sees cowboy hat* Is that Kestin? 😂
Vanessa Angel lol
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Even has the bandana/scarf for zane😂😂😂
*Illumintai Confirmed*
Yup
Jess: I just tossed you a burrito bro!
Me: Dying of Laughter😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Same like I said, "Are you KIDDING me?! Are you blind?! >:(
For anyone asking the time it is 11:04
Aphmau: I am so mature
Me: actually u are.
Aphmau: jumbo weenies!
Me: *face palms*
Hi
Lol-
SHES NOT AT ALL RElly that muchXD
Lol
XO
Jess' baby bump: *Exsists*
Me: OHMYGOSHSOCUTEAHHHHHHHHYASJESSYOUROCKTHATBUMP
Jess: this is my last day as a UA-camr but I’m still going to record videos about me
Me: ........ so technically your still a youtuber......🤦🏼♀️
Please tell me this is a sarcasm. because I feel like I'm doing a dum....
It was a joke kitty kat12
Zekayea O’Clair ik that that’s y I made the comment
Kitty Kat12 oh sorry I thought that u were dumb so sorry! 😅
Zekayea O’Clair it’s ok chief
When she said she was quitting UA-cam for a sec I thought it was real 😂
I did to
Emas
Edit:Read it backwards doe
I did too, I freaked out
SAME! I got so scared. ://
Me too
"JuMBo WeNNies!"
Jess/Aphmau 2019
That part was HILARIOUS!
I like how this happens
Grandma: oh I’m feeling a little faint today dearie
Aphmau: WENIE
Hi
@@shamariaperkins8498
Hi
I feel like some people have nonifactions on for jess’s channel just to dislike like wow @-@ edit: wow I’m noticed 0.0 anyway have a good day x3
HOW DARN RUDE OF DEM ! MAKE ME SICK !!
Some days it feels like I have a couple, but when it comes down to it, that means they're just as dedicated as my other viewers - and they're still bringing views and attention to what I make - so, frankly, I'd give them a big hug if I met 'em xD
I know I know I'm cuckoo I don't care x3
I love your videos pls can I have a shout out I love u hope the baby's doing fine💖
@@sintzu8936 idk if it is hopefully it's doing fine
@@sintzu8936oh u didn't upset me at all
@@sintzu8936 are u trying to upset me?
@@sintzu8936 oof srry
*I ate the baby!*
Jess are you alright? Should I call the police?
Brynn Doornbos yes
Did you hear the squeal when she was saying it though?! Sweet but she pyscho!~
but she's actually got da baby X3
can we apreciate how hard jess works for these vids even if she's pregnant
Aphmau: that man was really nice! -as the robber leaves-. Me: she's gonna do good at her job 😐
Aph is the best who else I ready for my street season 7 🥳
There might not be one :( But I hope so!
There is I am from the future cause i cant manage to watch videos on time.
Jess you can steal people's sunglasses and hats and wear them
We alll know :/
Yah
omg i literally remember binging all the job simulator videos i could finddd
Sugar
SuGaR
GIMME SUGAR
jess-
Wat
Jess: *𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙗𝙚𝙙*
Also Jess: “𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚!“
I love your videos Aphmau ❤️
Keep on bringing joy to this world 😊
Kid bot: Sugar, Sugar,SUGAR
Aphmau: .......What?....
When I first clicked on this I was like
NO APH DONT QUIT UA-camEEEEE!!
😭😭
Me: *after hearing what she actually said* I shouldn’t assume random things before actually listening to *everything* they say!! 😑
It's not real shes said it for the video
Congrats Jess!!! I hope you guys are feeling fab and good luck on the baby!! Love you Jess❤️❤️
Single Mother gets real job
Jason:am i a joke to you
Early fam were u at. 💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️. I love ur vids aphmau
You
Just got to
Know who's the best
Person there so happy
And kind
Go back to the beginning :3
MEE
Yay
@@ihrtzhai yes you :3
@@cruel._.summer.13 you are too
@@alondraaguilar3857 Yeeyyyyy :D
Is it just me or when she said it was her last day of being a UA-camr I FREAKED out
I knew she was joking but ehh
Nope same
I mean, she hasn't finished S6, so if she actually meant it I would have cried into my -Aphmau merch ;w;- stuffed animals.
0:00 SO CUTE
I was so much job sim, and I find it interesting that every time they arrest the annoying guy on the phone, so im pretty sure this is a lesson, dont be rude to cashiers or just any worker in general. they work hard :)
No veiws 3 likes?
UA-cam IS DRUNK
I think your drunk(veiws learn grammar
The likes and views are still loading, just reload the page or something stop trying to blame UA-cam. UA-cam messed up big time but this is just stupid.
@@beckythammavong8288 wow way to ruin the fun-
@@casey6939 sorry.
@@beckythammavong8288 don't say sorry! You were right! 😄
Hi Jess happy ST.Patrics Day and congratulations on the baby 😊
EEEEKKKKKK I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
*Edit* : btw I love how much effort I put into ur videos I just love u period ❤️
Second edit : um I meant to say u for the first edit
2024 anyone😊
I hate 2024 I want 2023 back 2024 made my day bad then 2023
❤I am.❤
OMG Jess I cant get over the great things you put out into the world of youtube and i love your channel! keep up the great work!
"I'ma make you spend money like youve never spent money before!" Continues to charge for Pepto 7 times 😂😂😂
yesss! i'm so proud! lol and a lil bit late tho-
the good old days when she was holding a baby
Your questionable person but you're still a great person 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 do you want my friend?
Your videos are entertaining and I love watching them!
You make great videos keep up the great work, Jess!
I love how you add yourself in front, it makes it really funny especially when you were picking up the weenies
"OMG THERES BABIES IN HERE!!"
"Oh no i ate the baby...."
Aww Jess's baby bump is growing it's so cute! Circle of life 💓
Hello I love your videos keep up the amazing work😊😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗💗💗
first comment bte love you!!
Can you do more videos on stardew valley 😸
*Captions*. : Thank you I know I’m so tiny
Me: 😂
5:09
Lol
I saw it too
*looks at title*
DID SHE DIVORCE/BREAK UP WITH JASON?!?! NOOOOO!!!!
*cries all day and night*
Yayyyyy aphmau! wait another baby??!?!?!? Or the same one?
Another
0:02 for a second I thought she was actually not joking
Well I didn’t because I saw her post
"hAhAhA jUmBo WeEnIeS"
do not laugh would be proud.
True. Good point garroth would laugh his head off if it was a jumbo sized door.
It’s currently 1am and I’m trying so hard not to laugh 😂😂😂
Hey Aph! In that game ( does not matter what job ), you can steal people’s glasses, hats, and even face accessories? Like the old mans bubble pipe or whatever it was. You can also steal the items you have them. Just be quick, and get them after you give it to them when the task is done.
10:00 XD oml i'm dying!!! that would be so me lol
1 view and 40 likes
why youtube?????
The likes and views are still loading, just reload the page or something stop trying to blame UA-cam. UA-cam messed up big time but this is just stupid.
"Wait oh no here comes trouble"
*bot hovers in with a banana gun*
Aphmau: *grabs banana and eats it*
then throws it at hime
JESS DONT TEASEEE! I WAS ABOUT TO CRY BECAUSE.., sometimes I try to live through your videos... I try to pretend I have as good of a life as aphmau did at some points... even thought she’s fake, and she’s felt with a lot of drama... sometimes I wanted to be her and have so many people who really cared about me
Aph: Ma’m I’m gonna need your i.d. with that... OOOOO a Twinkie!
Me: APH, THE I.D.!
Wait why does it say single mom? Me confusion or is it just a joke 🤔 idk I’m to tired loveeee uuuuuu
I’m confused too
So am i.
Well she has an insta with Jason in it so she ain’t single
When aphmau said she was quitting UA-cam I dropped a glass cup
“I aTe tHE BaBY“-aph 2019
That bump tho, adorable, hope you have an amazing smol bean
I watch this all day I love this show
I love your videos they make me so happy even if I'm super sad.❤
Also No Views 16 likes? Wat
Jess: Imma need some id with that *gets distracted* OHH A TWINKIE
Lol meeeeeee
Same XD
“i’m gonna need to see some ID for that... i’m not sure i... ooh a twinkie!” -jess, 2019
I love u ahmaul!!!
When Jess threw the job card I laughed so hard idk why.
Early Squad where you at?!
I want your shirt.
Gimme ur shirt.
But I want the shirt...!😞
A proud ARMY nu.
@@v-milkgacha9029 ye
Aphmau: THAT JOB WAS CONFIDENTIAL!!
..... a second later .....
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coming Soon: Job Simulator: The Drama: The Series :3
I usually do get presents from my nana but my most wanted present is a VR set that I'm saving up for right now!🐶
Let’s take a moment to realize what would happen if Jess was in a real convenience store
Umm... does anyone else notice that she put “Single Mom” in her title. I thought she was married to Jason!!😱
I has no comment to comment so I'm commenting:
Comment
Bandit Bot: **pulls out banana gun**
Jess: **takes banana gun, eats it, and throws peel at him**
Check out the Aphmau tee spring! Buy Aphmau mercy!
No views... 25 likes.. UA-cam is on drugs
The likes and views are still loading, just reload the page or something stop trying to blame UA-cam. UA-cam messed up big time but this is just stupid.
Hello 😁 I don’t know if anyone else is here bc UA-cam act weird on me sometimes
SOMEONE ELSE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi
Yeye
If she doesn’t upload for a few days, then you should know that’s when *her time has come*
To have birth
*snof sniff* TwT the little Chubby Potato has grown up
AWW DAA BELLYY AND DA BABYYYY OMGGG I CANT WAIT TILL THE BABY IS BORN and I hope the baby is doing well! Love you! ♡
This was beautiful!
1:10
Jess: Oh! Buns...
1:13
**Jess puts on sum bunsss**
Jess: Hehehe.. sorry
Me: XDD
Yay I can Finally watch Aphmau!~
I am proud of Jess, she is pregnant but still does this for us. UωU
Awwwwwww the lil eyes on jess's belly. They the cutest!!!!!!
Congratulations on ur new baby Aph xxx