SINGLE PREGNANT MOM Gets a Job IN VR! [HTC VIVE] Job Simulator
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
- Today I realized... I NEED TO GET A REAL JOB!
BECAUSE ITS JANUARY AND ADS ARE DOWN!
So I decided to be a chef so I can eat on the job! :3
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#SINGLE #PREGNANT #MOM
*PREGO CHEF* 💝
:OOOOOOOOOOo you pregnant dies OOOOF I never knew dies agaIN
Whoever is reading this I genuinely hope you're having a AMAZING freaking day so far! ♥️
I post Fortnite if anyone is nice enough to give me a chance 💖 if not that's okay!
Yass queen 😘😘
Preho
@@KittySparkles. wtf dude
14:06 Oof, Jason did a sly move right there
Kawaii Rainbow yeah
14:09
Yup
I knew *someone* would mention this.
I know i saw that too
Jet's face XD
How did I find you 0.0
NU USE *8D* THAT AARON USED IN PHONIX DROP HIGH
Omg how did u find you wow!!
Jets?
+LIGHT AND BLUE CØOL ;)
Aphmau: makes smoothie like a normal person.
Most UA-camrs: so basically I am going to take anything not nailed to the floor and put it in the blender, drink half of it, then give it to the costumer.
😂that’s so true I would do that
this made me laugh real hard
Same😂
Yep,I thought of that, but actually It's real, JUST THEY ALWA-
Jess:WHOEVER’S GETTING THIS IS BLESSED
me:WHOEVER’s WATCHING THIS IS BLESSED
Xx RuffRoses xX noice
“My boob ate it”
-jess
*fancy robot floats in*
Jess: “Andy?”
Me: “xD His voice...”
Jess: “I’m gonna call that robot Andy.” :3
Foxzord The Shadow ANDI!?
Look at that baby bump awwwwwwwww!!!!
Yas. That dog much baby
Kira Parmlee real baby
Huh
Her baby bump is really cute
Lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul lululul
I love how when the British robot came she and “Andy?”
Lol, your right, Andy is proud
You ore 👎bad
@@zanderbaker5345 ?
Lol
Has the body of a goddess.
Yes you do Aphmau can’t wait for the baby!
Naya yessssss
@Akii Why do you have to ruin this.. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it. They ARE earning subscribers from making videos. Just don't please. Aphmau makes me and a 4.5M other people very entertained by making videos for US.
:o
My mom to
2021she has 2
kids
Jess: *pulls apple and lemon* I am going to make an orange and banana smoothie
Scientifically accurate
Yez taht hou (GACHA)lief worhks
Lol
Lol
@@aurescentgamez_ i subed to you
*Jess:* Jet, I advise u to LEAVE
*Jet:* ??? What are u doing human?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😗🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jet: And humans think THEY'RE the advanced ones 😏
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I agree with this 😂
You meant what are you doing mom 👩 💞🐶
*Jason walk in*
Jason: what do you mean single?
Jessica: UHHHHHHH
Lol ahahah lmao
Yeah. What if Jason sees the video and is like, “SINGLE!!!!! Is this a way of Jess telling me she wants a divorce? THROUGH A VIDEO TITLE!!!!!
Hahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhah
GACHA AGAIN OH MY GOD😐
Xd funny lol
DID ANYONE SEE JASON COME IN WITH THE APHMAU PLUSHIE????? LOL 😂😂😂😂
(edit)
Then at the end he threw it at her Lol 😂😂😂
When?
@@raisanf5184 WHEN
raisa noor fadhila at 14:08
I did! I can't believe no one else noticed or said in the comments 😅
THAT WAS WOOF THE WOLF PLUSH!
Poor Jet......
14:07 That moment when someone does something without you noticing...
Lol
Hello Ochaco! :]
@@sammy1979 Hi! :)
She has the figure of a *_goddess_*
i aint the expert but it is true a greek goddes of motherhood i belive was it.
Trinity Vallender
You young lady/man just got a new subscriber :>
Agreed. I'm super fat-
I'm your new FAND💗😘😏🍮😻😽🍫
SHE'S HEH YOU LOL
16:57 Jet doesn't understand what's going on. 😂
*British Robot Comes*
Jess: ... Andy?!
Me: *ded*
16:56 is my favorite part. Jet is so confused.
lol why she stab corgy butt
whos jet
@@alvabrennan3969 the corgi
@@mckenziebenedict5061 ik i ust realised
@@alvabrennan3969 haha 🤣 having a conversation with flaming fox
When I SAW The title I thought The WORST!!!
But then cklicked on The video and I could finally Breathe once again.
Nikki_ Sweet i don’t get it
Hi
Nikki_ Sweet yo same! I was so concerned but then I was happy to see Jess enjoy the game
Sammmeee I like freaked out
Me too XD
That moment of silence when jess blows out Timmy's candle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:44
Jess: So we want some potatoes in it.
Me: *Cannibal!!*
You are what you eat!
Vivi _Nova yea XD
@@Vivian19739 So am I... A FRENCH FRY?!
ME!!!!
The "you are what you eat." Expression is only true if you are a cannibal.
the baby's name.
_jungus_
Chungus*
thats the joke. it has to be a j.
Jungus
Olivia Fragoso everyone in the family has a name that starts with j
For example
Jason
Jet
Julia
Jess
Uhh idk he rest
Olivia Fragoso r/woooooooosh
😂😂🤣🤣 I literally laugh at that part 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD my favorite part 5:51
Aphmau: Andy?!
Me:😂hahaha
Edit:I've never got this many likes in a few hours
thank you so much😊
5:49
Jess:I am pregnant not chungus.
me: does of laughter
Bot: "Heeelloh Human!"
Jess: "Andy?'
Me: Haha... oof.
Rebecca 5:50
i'm very happy that you are doing well with your pregnancy and don't forget that if things go south, you can always take a break whenever you want
love your videos jess
We love your videos
Video=good
Aphmau:As you see I’m pregnant not Chunges😂
CorgiLover’s Attack on titan 😂😂😂😂😂
Chungus*
Chungus*
its chungus
No it’s CHUNGOOOOOOSE
I love how when the robots are proposing, someone holds the dog wolf thing in the room.
Aphmau: I just want to make sure I look ok
Me: says the most beautiful girl ever
She's married
@@bens_bestie3592 ok?
Back off Jason's wifey
OMG!!!!! I PLAYED THAT AT MY FRIENDS HOME!!!!😃😃😃😃😃
Edit:wow thanks for the likes!😊😄
"I'm going to make an orange and banana smoothie."
*holds up apple and lemon*
Edit: oh i guess someone else already commented like the same thing. this was a while ago so idk if i wrote it first but oh well
How much kids does aphmau have?
2
Haley and Brielle Dolan
lol people always reply to me with the bacon emoji
Golden Bacon lol
When she added the Potato to the soup, I right away thought of, “You stupid potato”
Hhhhhh good days 🥺
Oh my god I remember that 😢
@@djalom1194 👊🏻 😤 OGs for life
*see’s single in title* “JASON IM COMING WITH A CHANCLA !!!” 😂
EDIT: THANKS FOR THE LIKES ❤
Brooklyn Lava OML IM LAUGHING SO HARD xD
Cathrine Risner no, I think she was just role playing as a single pregnant lady.
LMAO
and a chancla
Congrats to you Jessica and Jason I hope you and your kids have an amazing future
Aww me to
@@aurescentgamez_ stop please you say this a lot i don't wanna be to mean so please stop and maybe not ask for subs
R You aphmau
R You LOVE Bee
Me to
Aphmau:2 humans people
Me:TWINS!!!
Aphmau:not twins
Me: hello darkness my old friend~, I've come to talk to u again~(Edit:youtube drunk:204 likes,71 views,9 comments * scrolls through comments * =_=)
...
@@aurescentgamez_ Wrong Commenting I Think
Omg i thought there were twins too.
@@eternalwashere me too
i have one thing to say about this...
*I love every single bit about it.*
*Fancy robot with pipe and mustache walks in*
"Andy?"
14:08 imma take a guess and say that was Jason with the wolf plush trying to mess to Jess
Ashley The Betta_Wolf , You noticed that too?!?!
I did not see that!! I’m salty that I missed it. Buuuuuttttt, I hope he recorded and posts a vlog or something of that. I only noticed Jess being attacked at the end
Who else was scared as |meow| when they saw the title?
Me
Me
Me, I almost got a heart attack 😭
SINGLE?! NANI?!?!?!😂😂
Meys yess! single??
Jess: Don't worry man, I got this!
Also Jess: *Eats 2 whole egg shells*
(Title) SINGLE mom gets a job in vr
(Me) BOII WHEN WERE U EVER SINGLE LAST TIME I CHECKED U WERE MARRIED BOII
Ikr
IIOmq_Gacha Ella me as well
"Now, as you can absolutely see, I am Chungus."
jess: *advises jet to move before he gets stepped on*
jet: *dosnt move*
jet: no please step on me
Plz mommy step on me
JET IS A MASOCHIST CONFIRMED
Haha funny 😆 lolol
Is not funny
I like dis comment bc it’s says stepped on and dosnt move and no please step on me haha lolol
14:09 so funny. Jason pulls out the wolf plus his,then pulls it away again. Rofl😂
“I have emotional problems leave me alone”
Me
Yep same thats what i said
Me to
......?
What you say? 🇳🇴🇴🇲🇵🇰🇵🇼🇵🇸🇵🇦🇵🇬🇵🇾🇵🇪🇵🇭🇵🇳🇵🇱🇵🇹🇵🇷🇶🇦🇷🇪🇷🇴🇷🇺🇷🇼🇼🇸🇸🇲🇸🇹🇸🇦🇸🇳🇷🇸🇸🇨🇸🇱🇸🇬🇸🇽🇸🇰🇸🇮🇬🇸🇸🇧🇸🇴🇿🇦🇰🇷🇸🇸🇪🇸🇱🇰🇧🇱🇸🇭🇰🇳🇱🇨🇵🇲🇻🇨🇸🇩🇸🇷🇸🇪🇨🇭🇸🇾🇹🇼🇹🇯🇹🇿🇹🇭🇹🇱🇹🇬🇹🇰🇹🇴🇹🇹🇹🇳🇹🇷🇹🇲🇹🇨🇹🇻🇻🇮🇺🇬🇺🇦🇦🇪🇬🇧🏴🏴🏴🇺🇸🇺🇾🇺🇿🇻🇺🇻🇦🇻🇪🇻🇳🇼🇫🇪🇭🇾🇪🇿🇲🇿🇼
Jet was in the room where it happen (bad Hamilton joke I’m sorry)
Cherry Ten noooOOooOOO i like it
*Awesome,wow*
Was that joke? Uh yes
Cherry Ten Yasss! Hamilton for life!
(claps) I am *satisfied*
Robot Camera Man:Start by burning up this protein pill
Aphmau: Drugs?
Me: 😤😆
EXACTLY! LOL
The cute dog is my favorite
Single? But.. your not single... XD
Thank god I'm not the only one to see that to
IK RIGHTTTT
Jess and Jason are quite banterous with each other so she probs put it as something sarcastic 😜
Broken yt has gotten to her
That's actually not fuuny
HAAHAH, I'm dying of laughter!!! OMLLLL , When Jess was cleaning the bugs and accidentally hits Jet's butt several times.... JEt's face tho...!! xD
Hahahahahaha SAME
Oh- I was gonna re-watch the live stream from yesterday but nvm- but Jess you're so beautiful and jet at the beginning XD
She is bootiful
Yaaaaaay!☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
British Old Man Robot: May I have some *tea and crumpets*?
Jess: Andy?
Me:**dies**
LOL
What time ?
😂
i die too ;D
while you're pregnant
You actually look like a Goddess with the white shirt and the flowers in the background 😍😍
16:57 this one got me too much i even watched it over and over again lmaooo hahahahahahha😆😂❤️
Ikr
hehehehehe
Poor jet was so confused
Can you do a gourmet chef episode where you just screw with people's orders as much as possible?
14:09 anyone notice that someone is holding woof plushy?
StaryGamer I’m pretty sure it was jason
@Serenitee Perry yeah, maybe your right
It was jason
Play it like five million times I am happy now
I saw that and was thinking Jason why you do that
Jess: I love this job
Jason: *Shoves wolf plush onto screen without jess noticing*
The editor did
I knew more then one person would mention this.
@@albby_ yes he did:)
I didn't even notice😐
@@webby9044 14:06
I’ve played job simulator before! But after like a hour or so I was pooped and forgot I was in vr so I tried leaning on the counter but tripped over my doggy... FUN TIMES!
Hahaha
OMG IS THE DOG OKAY?
a, It’s me hahahahahahahahhayahhahahaHhHhHahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahzhhzhzhahahzhzhhzhzhahhzhahzhhahqhhahahhahahahahhahah
me AND me doggie ok
a, It’s me NU only doggy ;)
14:05 jasonnnnnn I saw that! Jess may not have noticed but WE ALL DID HAHA 😂
The baby is probably like:
Wtf is my mom doing? I'm not the fat one here
😂😂
😆😆😆 but dose she really have a baby? -.-
That sounds like your calling Jess fat. RUUUUDE. RUDE MUCH.
Unicorn aka Lauren It was a joke
@@samnangsom8558 yes she is REALLY pregnant WTF is it today with people deciding to be rude and calling her fat like she's pregnant don't call it a fact into the fact that she's pregnant and don't question if she really is pregnant due to the fact that she is.
RUUUUUUUUDE MUCH
Ur Gregnant!AND A GREGNANT GODDESSSS!ur a bootiful gregnant goddesss
Teodora Budic R/wooossh
*SHES SO **_GREGNANT_** THAT HER. BABYS NAME IS GREG!!!*
yay.
@Teodora Budic r/wooooosh
r/thathappened
Teodora Budic pregnant* lol don’t try to correct people if u can’t even spell it right XD
@Teodora Budic r/WOOSH
FIRST WOO
~at least according to ma phone
My phone lied to me too don't worry
You're in the top 3 for first
I am on my phone too
Hoi
Love job simulator play more
The lobby was everything😭 gave me back memories when i was doin vr😭
aphmau: *I'm carrying one, I'm also carrying MYSELF! LEAVE ME ALONE*
*WUT*
The baby would be thankfull he/she got an awsome mom😂😌❤️❤️❤️
The baby is a girl 👶💜
My mom is going to have a baby girl and my FAVROITE UA-camR aka aph
And famous
LoL cut
When the tital said “SINGLE PREG MUM” I WAS LIKE SINGLELELELELELE? WHATTTTTTTT?
Same
Kitty manic! ME TO AT FIRST I THOUGHT “DID JASON LEAVE HER?!?!?! 😱😨😰”
@@crimsoncupid7434 imagine she left her pregnant-
It’s probably because in the game she’s pretending to be a single preg mom and she can’t feed her children
She's not single she's raising the kid with Aaron so yeah if anyone else thinks that are just boyfriend and girlfriend no you are wrong the whole entire time so yeah I'm not trying to be mean I promise
Congratulations aph
Jacksepticeye does this: *breaks everything*
Aphmau plays this game: *makes everything neat*
I ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️you so much Jess I ❤️your famliy to and you are going to have a gril and a boy and great cooking to.
@@wvmudflap i- *sigh* i hate youtube comments now 😔
@@Quittin-Thisplatformsucks. same
When destroying things is funny And when destruction came from the explosion in Minecraft
Hi
I'M FINALLY FIRST
Btw congrats🎉🎊👏
71 views yet 204 likes ?
Nice job youtube
Its high
It's got hacked
HIII
UA-cam is clearly correct because Jess is awesome and UA-cam knows what it’s doing
@@katieolivia5687 still hacked
😂😂I love how you said you couldn't see jet but you literally pointed at him/her😂😂 also I don't know if jet is a boy or girl so don't mind me hehe...
Smashes a few plates on the floor. Then takes a couple and scrubs with cactus, 👍🏼
Well I hope your girl or boy has the best mom ever cuz you are the best UA-camr ever
Goddess body ❤️❤️❤️absolutely fabulous 👌🏾
Täglich Pickles Pickles nice profile dude
YOU PREGO AGAIN! YEAH! MORE CUTE BABY POTATOS!
Gamma_ Fox that’s weird
@@saintsofclair more baby patatos, more the cuteness spreads!!!!
Hi Aph I’m SUPER Happy that ur pregnant with twins I’m excited god bless you ❤
Jess: One bacon?
I’ll put two.
😂😂
Hi
Hey
Hi
Hai
Congrats
Hello
Jess: I’ve been playing other games...
Me: Like doodle date, don’t deny it, you know what happened with Claire....
Bot card: get cooking chef human
Aphmau: I have a name you know!
The place that bugs come from.......the answer is the butt of the corgis
True true 😂
Words of wisdom
your right XD😂😂😂😂
This was so funny 😂😂😂😂
I love how when that British bot cam she was like “Andy?!”
I like how ur title says " *single* pregnant mom" lmao like ur fans would ever let u be single 😂
RiRi gaming True.
People; hope Aphmau is okay at playing God God; yes i ll bless Aphmau
"1 bacon? Ok lets put down 2." Then you burn da food
After being on lockdown for 4 hours, this video definitely makes my day 1000% better
Vanessa Flores everything good? XD
Oh wait! Do you go to Mount Saint Michael or something? Maybe saint Francis of Assisi?
@@emmakittycat5784 yes, there was just a robbery near by
@@your_rose no I don't
Vanessa Flores rip
She was going to say Chungus...
HEHEHEHEHEHE
wth is ur avatar xDD
Wow chill
OMG congrats!!!!! 👏👏👏
Can I babysit your baby even though am In Croatia XD BTW the dog killed me on 14:08 😂😂😂😂
Im im croatia too! Ikr 😂 and 16:57 lol
@@antead4649 Nice
Jason's hand XD
16:57
Jet looks so annoyed he’s like “What on earth are you doing” I laughed so hard 🤣
*Congrats on being the 25th on trending aph!*
OMG is Jessica is pregnant Huh! Conggrulations! I am happy for ya ! 😁😁😁
Her children are already born. Do y'all not look at the date of this video? This video was from 2 years ago.
Aph is so professional! 👌👌 Love you Aph!
Hmmmmm, professional, really XD
I wonder how Jason felt when he saw the title of this video...
Me too
Same😂😂😂😂
I cant beliv u. Do videos for as
Single.....?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love this game!! I have this game on my ps4 VR
Same here, and I had my very first platinum trophy on the game.
Yo I love this video it was so cool and I lost all your videos I love it ♥️
love you Aphmau please notice me your awesome
Pregnant Jess is the Best Jess💜
What do you want to be
Billy: a doctor
Sarah: a plane driver
Karen: dancer on ice
Me: aphmau’s bff
Me
You
Y want that tu do *crys* wy wold wy!? oh maybi 2 bffs yea hats a beter plan!
Nava lol
apumas bud
apumas bud
Omg 😱 you are pregnant congrats 🎊 I am so happy for you 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
THIS Was 4 years ago she has 4 kids now