Tonight at dinner my conservative uncle made a joke about my mother moving in with me and my husband when I am older. I looked my mom dead in the eye and said ‘yeah mom, come live with me and my husband.’ And we both burst into laughter because she knows I’m a lesbian. Poor uncle kind of awkwardly chuckled, didn’t know what was going on
Around Halloween of this year, one of my teachers told a joke of something a long the lines of "What do you call 2 witches that live in an apartment together?" and I said a little too loudly; "Lesbians" and half the class turned and stared at me with a look of disbelief. The actual answer to the joke was "broommates" but I like my answer better.
As a lesbian and speaker for the community*checks notes* we claim OT as our token straight friend that we all think might be bi. Thank you for listening and keep being gay
The thing about explaining stuff to kids made me happy. I'm a trans guy, and literally every time I mention that I'm close to my friend's kid, some people go on about how I'm confusing him and he won't understand what trans is, blah, blah, blah. This kid has known me since he was a baby. He asked once why I look pretty different in some older pictures of me, and I explained I was born as a girl, but was much happier as a boy, and that there are lots of people like me. His response? "Okay. You wanna play mariokart?" Little dude didn't even bat an eye. Gender doesn't matter. Only your skill at mariokart.
@@waterworks_yes Sadly,I don't have the right console,nor any of the games,and,lastly but not fundamental,friends or similar to play with...Maybe I could have some people with I would want to play with,but there aren't the right conditions to do it,sooo...
@@fanfight :( it’s okay though! maybe one day (btw, i’m sure there’s plenty of people who’d love to play with you, you just might not have met them yet :))
I lost in Mario kart and the kid stole my skin. Now I'm just a shambling mound of shadows! (Lost some other Mario kart matches, it really is important)
My son got a teacher sacked when he was 4. He was asked to draw a picture of his family - so he did, me (female), my partner (female), my daughter and him. The teacher got really angry with him "but where is your father?" “I haven't got one" "nonsense everyone has a father! And who is this? " " my other mum, I've got 2 mums" "you can't have 2 mums! " He was so upset by all of this, so he told me, and I told the head teacher. That teacher disappeared almost immediately afterwards. Her replacement was much more accepting.
"Girls don't want boyfriends, girls want pretty daggers" I'll one up you, get yourself a partner who MAKES you pretty daggers! Perks of dating a blacksmith
I'm a pan man and if me and my bf went to the hospital and a nurse asked me if that was my father. You'd see my bf panick as he sees me looks straight at the nurse and answer without missing a beat: "No, but he is my daddy~" I would be sleeping on the couch, I would have no regrets.
as an asexual lesbian I find it hilarious that I'm immune to women thirst traps (I'll be like "wow, it must've taken a long time to build up all that muscle" but not really feel anything) bc then people assume I'm straight until I screw my face up in discomfort upon accidentally watching a thirst trap about a man
Also Ace and same. Looking at the lady with the muscles I just thought “man that’s impressive…anyway.” Tho idk if I’m lesbian romantically. I think the exact same about guys at the gym. I told me friends this before I knew I was ace and they said “wow. Savage.” But it is impressive I’m just not attracted 😂
Kinda same? I’m more like “WOW they are so pretty! I wanna be pretty so my future gf feels this happy ~aesthetically pleasing~ feeling when I’m around :)” and then I get my 17th gym membership
@@sissmeliss3386yess!! i’m ace too and it’s like a sensory explosion seeing an aesthetically pleasing “thirst trap”(?) like omg that person is beautiful and i’m so jealous! id love to be pretty like that and embody that aesthetic so that my future partner can feel as happy as i do the kind of way my heart gushes over getting surrounded by happy stimuli! (i’m realizing now that i’ve strayed a bit from the main idea being a thirst trap… huh… i guess you can kinda tell my brain’s feeling a little extra neurodivergent today) oh but yeah! i wish i could stick to a gym membership but it never works out for me :(
I was watching this video and my dog started to whine, so I asked him "What's wrong?" And then meant to say "You're okay" but ended up just flat out calling him gay. Totally accurate btw.
Jesus Christ, I feel so sorry for Heather and her partner. Partner was so oblivious that the universe had to chuck a random person at them to clear things up.
Two very dear friends of mine became a longterm couple. They were also of a spring/autumn age gap. They went birthday gift shopping for the younger on a date, and the retail clerk said "you should thank your mom for taking you shopping." So she turned to her gf and said "thanks mom." And proceeded to short-circuit his last remaining brain cells by giving her a deep, passionate kiss. 😂
I mean... my most of past girlfriends left because "it felt like dating another girl" and they weren't into that which is fine, but it confused me since I was a guy... a few years ago I put all the other pieces together that were so painfully obvious to realise I was trans and still love women. Oddly enough, OT's videos actually kinda helped me get there by doing memes on LGBTQ subreddits and it opened up a few doors that lead me to where I am today, now in a loving relationship with a wonderful pan woman and 3 months on HRT.
AWW THAT'S AN AMAZING STORY!!! OT's videos have helped me a bunch too. I originally thought I was trans-masc because I hated being referred to femininely, and while I don't really like being called 'he/him' sometimes, it's better than 'she/her...' but he's slowly helped me understand that maybe I'm neither. I'm not sure what I'm going to do when it comes to any type of HRT or surgeries, but I think I might just get top surgery done. Oh! Just to let you know, I'm not sure if your username is your deadname or not, but changing it is really easy to do if it is. All you have to do is pop into 'manage google account,' personal info, and change your name! ^^ Much love, wish you the best with your HRT and your relationship!!
Okay this has me slightly worried cuz my ex-girlfriends (all 3, and I'm 33...yeah I'm bad at this) said being with me was like being with a dude just with better sex. Like...?????
I’m a lesbian, and some guy in a grade up from me has been harassing and flirting with me, and it’s quite uncomfortable. Recently, he walked up to me and my friend while we were practicing a presentation and just started talking to us. At one point I said “I’m a lesbian”, and he said “me too”. I don’t think he knows
If I recall correctly, Zeus had a prophecy involving Athena in particular that had her giving birth to someone who would take Zeus' position, so it wasn't so much Athena asked, so much as Zeus demanded. Then again, I could be misremembering, but it's worth noting that if that is the case, it helps explain harder why Arachne became a spider. You've got a lady who has had her dad, god of all creation and megahorndog, lock her into being an ace. And Arachne made kink artwork of every experience she could think of, including of Athena's father and uncle in varying situations.
Its also kind of implies athena herself is the child that might overthrow zeus, as zeus overthrew kronos. Its why zeus literally ate athenas mom in a moment of panic
Fun animal fact: Bunnies have a surprisingly long tail, but they hide most of it. They also need to live in pairs or larger bonded groups, but always be careful when introducing a new mate. Bunnies have hands
Anyone ever heard of the Shroedingers flirt? It's a flirt that may or may not be an actual flirt, entirely depending on whether or not they are interested or not lol
So you have to force the quant into a state by observing (or asking). If you both are happy about the meeting, congrats your now in superposition. If not, your obviously not in superposition, just two different quant.
So you have to force the quant into a state by observing (or asking). If you both are happy about the meeting, congrats your now in superposition. If not, your obviously not in superposition, just two different quant.
I love this new and frank style of OT. Hearing you say "shut the f* up" about homophobia etc. instead of very diplomatically explaining why someone is wrong, that feels like a breath of fresh air. Love your confidence and clarity. And the memes you pick out are great. Thanks for sharing with us 💜
OT: chuckling at Haley's situation 3 minutes in Me: I wouldn't've known unless my partner literally said that to me and we've been dating since. Always glad to see you spreading joy, humor, and care. Thanks OT. Needed the smile today :)
@@LunarraLight My condolences! 💔 I'm so sorry to hear that happened. It sounds like she made an impression by making the move. Glad you had the opportunity to share time together 💜 Also, dating while trans is tough, especially early in. Thankfully, going through the doubts and difficulties was able to help me grow as a partner. The heat and pressure can turn carbon to diamond - hang in there.
Recently I realized that I wasn’t simply asexual, but also non binary and (most likely) a lesbian. Even though my online friend group was super supportive when I came out to them I still felt alone and isolated because of my home life and family. But your videos helped me become more comfortable in my sexuality and gender. Thank you OT. I hope you continue to be a ray of sunshine in what can be a dark world
Hey, I'm a genderqueer asexual lesbian too. I'm sorry you feel so alone in your home life and hope it improves for you. Just know you're not alone. There are more of us out there than you might think.
I really appreciate OT keeping the Halloween intro. Our Goths deserve to recognized year round. Remember, protect your goths from sun and keep them hydrated. Also, goths get cold so make sure they get lots of cozy blankets. Proper year round goth care is very important.
19:49 and also, left handed people used to be called witches. And they still have more work place injuries because *most things are made for right handed people*
It has been months but to those of you people who asked about the girl who once sent me love songs and I was to obvious to know what she meant, here’s the conclusion to our story! She and I were hanging out at the mall when she said she could never date a girl due to her parents I said I understood but I was crushed inside. A year later I had my first relationship with another girl come and go very quickly. The girl who sent me love songs AKA my best friend and I were chatting about the year in review and I mentioned how I liked her at one point. She looked me dead in the eye and went, “Girl. I know you did. It was so obvious.” She then proceeded to hit me in the shoulder after I admitted to not knowing her feelings for me even after she tried being obvious with me. We then both laughed it off. She and I are still great friends but have grown more distant as we’ve moved in different directions. So while our story didn’t end with sunshine and rainbows, it did end with smiles and friendship which is very important to me!
A friend of mine shared the "it's new years eve, not new years steve" one. My response was "but....but I'm steve!" Her response? "Then you better get cracking egg boy!" Lol
We shall march against the algorithm, FOR OT! love you guys, take care of yourselves. If you're not doing too well right now, I'm always here for you 💜
@@99P3rc3ntD3ad demi is probably demisexual or demiromantic in this context, which is part of the asexual/ aromantic spectrum and means you only get sexual / romantic attraction to people you have a close bond to
I love learning about lesbian stereotypes and realizing I already fit them, didn't know training almost exclusively with swords was a lesbian thing, maybe that's why I'm the only person I know who uses them, other than people I met through lessons.
I just want you to know that your dives into lesbian memes helped me to realize I was actually a lesbian and not pansexual. Thank you for being so damn awesome! ❤️
what I love about your videos OT is that even when I don't identify or relate to the topic the video is really fun and entertaining to watch :) That's what we all love about this channel
I love "there is no heterosexual explanation for this" situations. My favorite example is Kirika Akatsuki and Shirabe Tsukuyomi from Senki Zesshou Symphogear. They even have a duet, Daisuki Suki Sugi, where they talk about getting home after a hard day at work and taking a bath together, and then one of them suggests a 20 minute makeout session, to which the other responds that that's too short.
Trans women are the best (except me) because, um uhm, uhhh, reasons. Yep, reasons. I will not elaborate, just know that there are reasons. Very reasons.
OT said something about wanting a "weighted girlfriend for Christmas..." and my brain immediately started replaying the clip of the woman splitting wood from earlier in the video.
The girl asking Jack how she would know she's a lesbian and Jack just looking at her like "Honey, I'm a male fast food mascot, how should I know. Anyway, about my burgers..."
One Time in class, a guy was telling us what his type of girl is and how he has trouble finding someone. He said he likes Goth Girls with tattoos, and piercings, into rock and metal...It's basically me so I jokingly said "Hey sorry I'm lesbian !" (it's not something I'm hiding) and people chuckled, he then added " Yeah and you're a bit too tall too "....oookay?
thank you so much for making funny meme videos like this. I love binge watching you content like right now and it makes me feel so happy. Your laughter is so nice to hear and so contagious, it makes me feel as happy and warm as it is :)
My husband is older enough that people sometimes can't tell what our relationship is. But we think it's hilarious. People get so embarrassed when they get it wrong.
My secondary partner (I am polyamorous) is 20 years older than me. We don’t mind the age gap but if looks could kill, we’d be dead for walking outside in the daylight while holding hands.
OT, you are still one of the most wholesome and awesome human beans ever... Thank you for restoring my faith in good people. Also, in Spotify Wrapped news: Geoff Castellucci, Voiceplay, J.None and Cesar de la Rosa were my top 4...love to share some slightly different music with people I like...
I can’t think of anything to comment because you just went live on UA-cam and I gotta get out of this comment section to go to the livestream! But also, thanks for another wonderful and fun video 💜
I f-ing love a cool dagger, especially the ones with that heat treatment that give the blade a rainbow colour. Pity display wepons are typically cast instead of forged so they can't be properly sharpened for combat.
10:27 I may be wrong but I have a sneaking suspicion that the woman is either a ninja, assassin, lesbian, treasure hunter, or some combination of the four
18:39 I can confirm I had something like this happen to me once. My relationship with them ended abruptly, but it went surprisingly well. We split up, got better as people, grew, healed, and became more mature. The best part? We're now friends and we still talk.
I kept getting an ad for a quiz titled 'are you a lesbian' instead of and are you gay quiz and I love that Mitski was in my top musician, I was in the top 0.005 percent
9:11 (Odd number to land on lol) ‘Barbie and the Diamond Castle’ is about Cottagecore Lesbians and ‘Barbie: A Fairy Secret’ is…you can figure that out.
Oh Haley, I know the struggle. At most I can go like "Wait... Was she flirting with me or just being nice?" and I have a hard time believing anyone would flirt with me so I default to "Just being nice."
I used to make lighthearted jokes about lesbians being dense, but y'all. I went to the movies with my girlfriend about a week or so before we actually got together. She kissed me on the cheek at the end of the night. I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS A DATE UNTIL A FEW MONTHS INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP!!! IT TOOK HER TELLING ME IT WAS A DATE FOR ME TO REALIZE!!!
I'm an asexual lesbian and I came out to some of my friends that ride my bus which, happens to have a bunch of conservative people on it. They all were like "yeah. We could tell" I have a boyfriend but that's only because they're trans and I was with them before they socially transitioned. It was funny when I told my friends on the bus that I have a boyfriend though. And then I started to use that as a tactic to get my friend to start to listen to me since, he has no interest in listening to me until he hears something that makes him confused for a moment.
she’s a lesbian, Joe 🙄
Read the room Joe🙄
Very true
Yea Pay Attention!
Very true
Lesbian 1: I wanna make a joke
Lesbian 2: Lesbian on it together
Both: -Literally laughing out loud-
Tonight at dinner my conservative uncle made a joke about my mother moving in with me and my husband when I am older. I looked my mom dead in the eye and said ‘yeah mom, come live with me and my husband.’ And we both burst into laughter because she knows I’m a lesbian. Poor uncle kind of awkwardly chuckled, didn’t know what was going on
I love that!
That’s glorious- Inner gay jokes and the truth are fantastic- Pfft the awkward uncle
I thought this said "And we burst into lesbian laughter"
@@amess6671 ......How dare you.....
HOW DARE YOU MAKE THIS FUNNIER!
this is amazing..
Around Halloween of this year, one of my teachers told a joke of something a long the lines of "What do you call 2 witches that live in an apartment together?" and I said a little too loudly; "Lesbians" and half the class turned and stared at me with a look of disbelief. The actual answer to the joke was "broommates" but I like my answer better.
Yes, I'm not even that aquainted with most gay culture but I can tell that that answer was correct.
I also like your answer better
I don't get it, you said the same thing as the teacher??
@@glasswolf2061omg they were broomates
I don't think any volume would've been "too loud"
As a lesbian and speaker for the community*checks notes* we claim OT as our token straight friend that we all think might be bi. Thank you for listening and keep being gay
lmao the strait freind
Perfect.
Absolutely perfect✨
Yea... the "straight" friend. 😉
@@vapcicle6355 strait of one topic, located in the atlantic ocean as the entrance to the bisexual sea
@@therobloxiangang3218 just before the denial sea right
The thing about explaining stuff to kids made me happy. I'm a trans guy, and literally every time I mention that I'm close to my friend's kid, some people go on about how I'm confusing him and he won't understand what trans is, blah, blah, blah.
This kid has known me since he was a baby. He asked once why I look pretty different in some older pictures of me, and I explained I was born as a girl, but was much happier as a boy, and that there are lots of people like me. His response? "Okay. You wanna play mariokart?"
Little dude didn't even bat an eye.
Gender doesn't matter. Only your skill at mariokart.
I never played Mario kart,alone or with someone,but I would like to do it,one day...
@@fanfightyou have to play mario kart!! it is a wondrous game
@@waterworks_yes Sadly,I don't have the right console,nor any of the games,and,lastly but not fundamental,friends or similar to play with...Maybe I could have some people with I would want to play with,but there aren't the right conditions to do it,sooo...
@@fanfight :( it’s okay though! maybe one day (btw, i’m sure there’s plenty of people who’d love to play with you, you just might not have met them yet :))
I lost in Mario kart and the kid stole my skin. Now I'm just a shambling mound of shadows! (Lost some other Mario kart matches, it really is important)
My son got a teacher sacked when he was 4. He was asked to draw a picture of his family - so he did, me (female), my partner (female), my daughter and him. The teacher got really angry with him "but where is your father?" “I haven't got one" "nonsense everyone has a father! And who is this? " " my other mum, I've got 2 mums" "you can't have 2 mums! "
He was so upset by all of this, so he told me, and I told the head teacher.
That teacher disappeared almost immediately afterwards. Her replacement was much more accepting.
That's like that one episode from Caleb and Sophia (a jehovas whiteness propaganda cartoon)
Hell yeah!
W
@@Lumity_enjoyeroh damn……
The one thing WORSE than Christian cartoons or TV shows.😉😩
@@matthewcardoza1190 yeah, my friend is an ex whitbess. Learned it from there
"Girls don't want boyfriends, girls want pretty daggers"
I'll one up you, get yourself a partner who MAKES you pretty daggers! Perks of dating a blacksmith
This comment reminds me of this really wholesome series called the Tea Dragon Society and semi-spoiler, but yup
Hmm good point, I approve.
@@floralstorms omg yeahhhh!!!!
YESS
@@floralstorms OH YEAH, I loved that series in 7th grade
I'm a pan man and if me and my bf went to the hospital and a nurse asked me if that was my father. You'd see my bf panick as he sees me looks straight at the nurse and answer without missing a beat:
"No, but he is my daddy~"
I would be sleeping on the couch, I would have no regrets.
that would be ✨️iconic✨️
*starts singing*
Mr. Pan Man!
Man me a pan!
Make them the cutest
Pan car door hook hand
👑
@@indythechaos1634 Perfect.
@@indythechaos1634 That was beautiful man XD
"Woah, how are her hands so fast!?"
...
*realization dawns*
as an asexual lesbian I find it hilarious that I'm immune to women thirst traps (I'll be like "wow, it must've taken a long time to build up all that muscle" but not really feel anything) bc then people assume I'm straight until I screw my face up in discomfort upon accidentally watching a thirst trap about a man
Also Ace and same. Looking at the lady with the muscles I just thought “man that’s impressive…anyway.” Tho idk if I’m lesbian romantically. I think the exact same about guys at the gym. I told me friends this before I knew I was ace and they said “wow. Savage.”
But it is impressive I’m just not attracted 😂
Same lol. My brain just goes “good for you! Now you can run off with your potential girlfriend into the sunset without getting too tired”
Also immune to those in this video but muscular people are just not my type, I love skinny ones lol but yeah people are really quick to assume.
Kinda same?
I’m more like “WOW they are so pretty! I wanna be pretty so my future gf feels this happy ~aesthetically pleasing~ feeling when I’m around :)”
and then I get my 17th gym membership
@@sissmeliss3386yess!! i’m ace too and it’s like a sensory explosion seeing an aesthetically pleasing “thirst trap”(?) like omg that person is beautiful and i’m so jealous! id love to be pretty like that and embody that aesthetic so that my future partner can feel as happy as i do the kind of way my heart gushes over getting surrounded by happy stimuli! (i’m realizing now that i’ve strayed a bit from the main idea being a thirst trap… huh… i guess you can kinda tell my brain’s feeling a little extra neurodivergent today) oh but yeah! i wish i could stick to a gym membership but it never works out for me :(
"Heather sweetie I am so sorry this dumbass is too dumb to realize she's on a date with you" one was sooooo awesome😂🤣
And they then were happily married XD
I was watching this video and my dog started to whine, so I asked him "What's wrong?" And then meant to say "You're okay" but ended up just flat out calling him gay. Totally accurate btw.
Quote of the Day: “If you don’t like lesbians, you can get the f**k out of here.”
LESBIAN PROTECTOR FOUND. LET’S GO, LESBIANS!
Protect me mommy
And Chris Hemsworth. We are building a powerful army
lesbians love ot and chris hemsworth!
lesbians are literally the best- who doesnt like them? ToT
yes he will protec
Jesus Christ, I feel so sorry for Heather and her partner. Partner was so oblivious that the universe had to chuck a random person at them to clear things up.
Is her partner ace? Because as a cis/ace male that would make perfect sense to me...
@@timnewman1172 I dunno, but the way it was phrased made it seem like she was just oblivious. Then again, I have been wrong before.
@@christopheredwards8219 as an oblivious person... it's entirely possible she just didn't realize the obvious date was a date.
@@alicepbg2042 As yet another oblivious person, I can confirm, similar situations involving very obvious flirting have happened to me
To be fair, not everyone has a good Wisdom score and proficiency in Perception checks.
Nice to see lesbians can be just as dense as us straight guys.
yee. im a very dense lesbian. y'all gotta tell me when you crush on me
Yeah we can be very dumb sometimes
@@fomxgorl you could tell me that you had a crush on me in the most direct and romantic way possible and i'd still think you were joking
im gay, im a guy, i agree, i always see hate messages online, in comment sections, this is the only place that fills my heart
Yeap we are
Two very dear friends of mine became a longterm couple.
They were also of a spring/autumn age gap.
They went birthday gift shopping for the younger on a date, and the retail clerk said "you should thank your mom for taking you shopping."
So she turned to her gf and said "thanks mom." And proceeded to short-circuit his last remaining brain cells by giving her a deep, passionate kiss. 😂
Poor service worker...
savage
oh my god i would be so confused
@@teslagasoline5629 YYYYUP! 😂
"YES QUEEN!! SLAAAY!!"
- Sylvie from the film Bottoms
Dear UA-cam, please monetize this video and push it in everyone's recommendations because 1/ it's fun, 2/it's wholesome, 3/it makes people happy.
seconded indeed
YES
this. :)
I don’t know why, but I read this to tune of “Last Christmas”
7:08 "Tony, I hope you get resurrected as someone who's not dumba**."
And now you've burned his corpse.
...Gonna be tough to come back from that.
💀
I mean... my most of past girlfriends left because "it felt like dating another girl" and they weren't into that which is fine, but it confused me since I was a guy... a few years ago I put all the other pieces together that were so painfully obvious to realise I was trans and still love women. Oddly enough, OT's videos actually kinda helped me get there by doing memes on LGBTQ subreddits and it opened up a few doors that lead me to where I am today, now in a loving relationship with a wonderful pan woman and 3 months on HRT.
AWW THAT'S AN AMAZING STORY!!! OT's videos have helped me a bunch too. I originally thought I was trans-masc because I hated being referred to femininely, and while I don't really like being called 'he/him' sometimes, it's better than 'she/her...' but he's slowly helped me understand that maybe I'm neither. I'm not sure what I'm going to do when it comes to any type of HRT or surgeries, but I think I might just get top surgery done. Oh! Just to let you know, I'm not sure if your username is your deadname or not, but changing it is really easy to do if it is. All you have to do is pop into 'manage google account,' personal info, and change your name! ^^ Much love, wish you the best with your HRT and your relationship!!
This made me feel warm and fuzzy inside and I needed it today.
@@aderpyaxolotl I actually keep forgetting to actually do something about the account 😅. Thank you for letting me know how to fix it!
congrats!!
Okay this has me slightly worried cuz my ex-girlfriends (all 3, and I'm 33...yeah I'm bad at this) said being with me was like being with a dude just with better sex.
Like...?????
I’m a lesbian, and some guy in a grade up from me has been harassing and flirting with me, and it’s quite uncomfortable. Recently, he walked up to me and my friend while we were practicing a presentation and just started talking to us. At one point I said “I’m a lesbian”, and he said “me too”. I don’t think he knows
He’s a woman / non male now I guess . If he doesn’t leave you alone I’d try and mess with him
Correct answer: „Congrats on coming out as trans. I‘ll refer to you as she/ her now. Do you have a preferred name?“
@@zenpie5093 they are probably transphobic , this is the best thing to do
@@foxesproject5031I‘m a pro at pissing off people so this is exactly what is supposed to happen
Oh. Don't tell "her", tell all "her" friends.
PS- JOKE, NOT TRANSPHOBIC
3:40 I have an instant fix for this. Call yourself 'One Tumblr At A Time.' Problem solved.
As a lab girl myself, I wouldn’t say no to a feud with a witch
Enemies to lovers slowburn
As a part time witch, I agree
Netflix premiere when? 🍿🥤
As a sorcerer (guy version of witch cuz pointlessly gendered) I challenge you to a duel!
I’m a pagan (sea witch if we’re being specific) and my familiar and I would be honored to feud with you! 🧙♀️
Fun fact: Artemis actually asked Zeus for permission to remain unmarried. I believe Hestia and Athena did the same too.
If I recall correctly, Zeus had a prophecy involving Athena in particular that had her giving birth to someone who would take Zeus' position, so it wasn't so much Athena asked, so much as Zeus demanded.
Then again, I could be misremembering, but it's worth noting that if that is the case, it helps explain harder why Arachne became a spider. You've got a lady who has had her dad, god of all creation and megahorndog, lock her into being an ace.
And Arachne made kink artwork of every experience she could think of, including of Athena's father and uncle in varying situations.
@@chameon378 it depends on which myth of athena you read
@@V2ULTRAKill This is fair.
@@chameon378 I think that's Athena Parthenos.
Its also kind of implies athena herself is the child that might overthrow zeus, as zeus overthrew kronos. Its why zeus literally ate athenas mom in a moment of panic
The sound of OT's laughter brings me _so many_ happy chemicals 😊
i agree ^_^
Fun animal fact: Bunnies have a surprisingly long tail, but they hide most of it. They also need to live in pairs or larger bonded groups, but always be careful when introducing a new mate.
Bunnies have hands
Bunny polycule? 🥺
hands?! I am so confused right now someone please help
And they are very willing to throw them, if pressed.
My bunny lost her brother 2 days ago and is all alone now :(
So lesbians are bunnies in disguise?
Anyone ever heard of the Shroedingers flirt? It's a flirt that may or may not be an actual flirt, entirely depending on whether or not they are interested or not lol
Thank you! Never heard of it and now I finally get name for what I'm doing with my life.
Isn't that called plausible deniability?
So you have to force the quant into a state by observing (or asking).
If you both are happy about the meeting, congrats your now in superposition.
If not, your obviously not in superposition, just two different quant.
So you have to force the quant into a state by observing (or asking).
If you both are happy about the meeting, congrats your now in superposition.
If not, your obviously not in superposition, just two different quant.
Wait I’m confused
10:37 "how are her fingers so fast."
*OT has hurt himself in his confusion*
as a lesbian, i love lesbians.
:O
:O samee girl
@@TransfemMuffin Fellow Trans Lesbian?
@@LunarraLight correct
Reminder to eat something today
I love this new and frank style of OT. Hearing you say "shut the f* up" about homophobia etc. instead of very diplomatically explaining why someone is wrong, that feels like a breath of fresh air. Love your confidence and clarity. And the memes you pick out are great. Thanks for sharing with us 💜
OT just radiates bisexual energy, it’s hard to believe he’s straight.
OT: chuckling at Haley's situation 3 minutes in
Me: I wouldn't've known unless my partner literally said that to me and we've been dating since.
Always glad to see you spreading joy, humor, and care. Thanks OT. Needed the smile today :)
that was legit how I got into a relationship when i was still in the closet as a trans girl. She died later that year.. but it was nice knowing her.
@@LunarraLight My condolences! 💔 I'm so sorry to hear that happened. It sounds like she made an impression by making the move. Glad you had the opportunity to share time together 💜
Also, dating while trans is tough, especially early in. Thankfully, going through the doubts and difficulties was able to help me grow as a partner. The heat and pressure can turn carbon to diamond - hang in there.
@@LunarraLight oh that's horrible,I hope the reason want for...yaknow why
I'm just glad you made her life better while you were in it
I think I'm safe in saying that after only watching two videos this entire channel is incredibly wholesome.
"How are her hands so fast?!" ... OT's signature face of instant regret
I said "that's wat she said" (wlw version) to my screen
I LOVES THAT MOMENT!!
Recently I realized that I wasn’t simply asexual, but also non binary and (most likely) a lesbian. Even though my online friend group was super supportive when I came out to them I still felt alone and isolated because of my home life and family. But your videos helped me become more comfortable in my sexuality and gender. Thank you OT. I hope you continue to be a ray of sunshine in what can be a dark world
That's awesome! Keep being you!
Just stealing all the letters and leaving none for anyone else lol
He is a ray of sunshine, but not just a ray👍 he's kind👁👄👁
Hey, I'm a genderqueer asexual lesbian too. I'm sorry you feel so alone in your home life and hope it improves for you. Just know you're not alone. There are more of us out there than you might think.
same
As a lesbian, I’m quite happy that there’s a whole video for us 😁
I really appreciate OT keeping the Halloween intro. Our Goths deserve to recognized year round. Remember, protect your goths from sun and keep them hydrated. Also, goths get cold so make sure they get lots of cozy blankets. Proper year round goth care is very important.
Would cuddling for warmth qualify?
Teens are showing off their strength by cracking open apples? That is so cute, my grandma used to do that for me when I was little.
19:49 and also, left handed people used to be called witches. And they still have more work place injuries because *most things are made for right handed people*
10:40 - that moment of realization...
And just to throw in an archer joke, "Who the hell drilled my box! Phrasing..."
For the algorithm!!!
OT is amazing and wholesome and we all love and appreciate him💙
For the algorithm!!
@@taxevasion8178 for the algorithm!!!
Ah yes the true battlecry of the 21st century
For the God Emperor of mankind!!!!!!
For the amalgorithm!!!
It has been months but to those of you people who asked about the girl who once sent me love songs and I was to obvious to know what she meant, here’s the conclusion to our story! She and I were hanging out at the mall when she said she could never date a girl due to her parents I said I understood but I was crushed inside. A year later I had my first relationship with another girl come and go very quickly. The girl who sent me love songs AKA my best friend and I were chatting about the year in review and I mentioned how I liked her at one point. She looked me dead in the eye and went, “Girl. I know you did. It was so obvious.” She then proceeded to hit me in the shoulder after I admitted to not knowing her feelings for me even after she tried being obvious with me. We then both laughed it off. She and I are still great friends but have grown more distant as we’ve moved in different directions. So while our story didn’t end with sunshine and rainbows, it did end with smiles and friendship which is very important to me!
Route B ending still isn't a Bad End! Hope you two are still friends!
I love it when OT makes himself giggle so much he snorts. It's just delightful.
His laugh is so pure and adorable
7:13
“Are you her mother?”
“No, but she calls me Mommy 😏”
Noice.
Smooth
Something my girlfriend could say 😂
Pretty much what I was thinking
i love how you can tell the jack in the box dude is uncomfortable with the question like “how am i supposed to know that”
A friend of mine shared the "it's new years eve, not new years steve" one. My response was "but....but I'm steve!" Her response? "Then you better get cracking egg boy!" Lol
We shall march against the algorithm, FOR OT!
love you guys, take care of yourselves. If you're not doing too well right now, I'm always here for you
💜
Back at you, good bean. 🙏❤🏳🌈🏳⚧
16:05 is literally exactly what my gay sister wears, minus the mushroom talk
As a pan/demi ftm trans person, I love lesbians, and my entire LGTBQIA+ family. Was lovely spending some time with you OT! See you next time. 💜
Ooh, another pan/demi trans person! Hiii!
damn, im pan/demi trans as well
Apologies for my ignorance but what does dem mean?
@@99P3rc3ntD3ad demi is probably demisexual or demiromantic in this context, which is part of the asexual/ aromantic spectrum and means you only get sexual / romantic attraction to people you have a close bond to
I love learning about lesbian stereotypes and realizing I already fit them, didn't know training almost exclusively with swords was a lesbian thing, maybe that's why I'm the only person I know who uses them, other than people I met through lessons.
Swords are great
His laughter is so infectious I love it
I just want you to know that your dives into lesbian memes helped me to realize I was actually a lesbian and not pansexual. Thank you for being so damn awesome! ❤️
Holy crap, same!
❤
Same but with bi instead of pan XD
i had the exact same experience
Lol, look at how many of us he's helped and probably doesn't even realize it.
“She’s a lesbian, Joe.” is a T-Shirt waiting to happen.
It’s the new, “They’re lesbians Harold!”
Picturing it as Dragnet, poor Joe Friday...
I would like everyone to know that "Jeez, Joe. Read the room" is now a phrase I use daily. Thank you, OT
I’m bi, but lesbian memes are so relatable. Also, I get to see attractive women ❤
Same!
ah yes the bi sanctuary i have found it
I'm a man but they are cute and sometimes oddly relatable
Edit: man, not naan, unfortunately...
@@Nokyyyyy gonna quote that one tumblr post and say "imma check in on you in a year and see how thats going"
@@strongestbiologistinhistory I'm scared
what I love about your videos OT is that even when I don't identify or relate to the topic the video is really fun and entertaining to watch :) That's what we all love about this channel
You have to stop calling me out, I didn't even know what pillow princess meant 😭
I love "there is no heterosexual explanation for this" situations.
My favorite example is Kirika Akatsuki and Shirabe Tsukuyomi from Senki Zesshou Symphogear.
They even have a duet, Daisuki Suki Sugi, where they talk about getting home after a hard day at work and taking a bath together, and then one of them suggests a 20 minute makeout session, to which the other responds that that's too short.
OT saying “How are her hands so fast?” and then that moment of realisation HAHAHAHAHA
16:12 no but that pfp does lol. dude women are so amazing.
Trans women are the best (except me) because, um uhm, uhhh, reasons.
Yep, reasons.
I will not elaborate, just know that there are reasons.
Very reasons.
poor Heather. That little story made me laugh though. Thanks OT for brightening my evening
OT said something about wanting a "weighted girlfriend for Christmas..." and my brain immediately started replaying the clip of the woman splitting wood from earlier in the video.
Dude, I've watched three of your videos after coming across a few of your shorts, and your laugh is just absolutely infectious!
The girl asking Jack how she would know she's a lesbian and Jack just looking at her like "Honey, I'm a male fast food mascot, how should I know. Anyway, about my burgers..."
One Time in class, a guy was telling us what his type of girl is and how he has trouble finding someone. He said he likes Goth Girls with tattoos, and piercings, into rock and metal...It's basically me so I jokingly said "Hey sorry I'm lesbian !" (it's not something I'm hiding) and people chuckled, he then added " Yeah and you're a bit too tall too "....oookay?
Also one time someone asked my ex if I was her mom...these stories are so universal.
12:06 actually both are correct, the first one gives the girl a ood veiw of your pilows while the other is fun. :)
As someone who had an ED for quite a few years, that reminder to eat something hit so effing hard.
15:32
Lesbians: "You know. I'm something of a scientist myself."
“Wow! How are her hands so fast?”
…that’s the joke OT…
“Oooooohhhh… I’ll see myself out now.”
😂😂
I feel like if you took off your sunglasses, there would be another pair of sunglasses
I hope that helped Heather and her,hopefully now girlfriend, become official. 20:04
as soon as I heard heather I thought of the song ☠
Currently closeted trans girl, and 20:25 using my chosen name (Heather) meant it got to me a lot more than it was probably intended to
All this while, I thought OT was the uncrowned emperor of Tumblr because he fits the vibe.
Someone took my name on there!! Haha
@@OneTopic RECLAIM THY NAME, SIR GIGGLES-A-LOT
It's lovingly called a hell site, but in all the good ways that Twitter isn't
8:21 OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMATES 💖
thank you so much for making funny meme videos like this. I love binge watching you content like right now and it makes me feel so happy. Your laughter is so nice to hear and so contagious, it makes me feel as happy and warm as it is :)
My husband is older enough that people sometimes can't tell what our relationship is. But we think it's hilarious. People get so embarrassed when they get it wrong.
My secondary partner (I am polyamorous) is 20 years older than me. We don’t mind the age gap but if looks could kill, we’d be dead for walking outside in the daylight while holding hands.
OT, you are still one of the most wholesome and awesome human beans ever... Thank you for restoring my faith in good people.
Also, in Spotify Wrapped news: Geoff Castellucci, Voiceplay, J.None and Cesar de la Rosa were my top 4...love to share some slightly different music with people I like...
New music to listen to! Thanks!
AYYY those artists are great :)
I don't do Spotify, but if UA-cam had a similar feature, Voiceplay and Geoff would be right at the top
Yes! Geoff has the most amazing voice ever! And Voiceplay is so fun to listen to! ❤❤
I can’t think of anything to comment because you just went live on UA-cam and I gotta get out of this comment section to go to the livestream!
But also, thanks for another wonderful and fun video 💜
Solstice greetings to One Topic, and all room-mate!
I f-ing love a cool dagger, especially the ones with that heat treatment that give the blade a rainbow colour. Pity display wepons are typically cast instead of forged so they can't be properly sharpened for combat.
These always make me feel cripplingly single
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
2:41 I’ve actually been to one of their shops and they do some really interesting flavors! If no one else told you, they serve ice cream.
10:27
I may be wrong but I have a sneaking suspicion that the woman is either a ninja, assassin, lesbian, treasure hunter, or some combination of the four
I wanna be a combination of the fojr
Lowkey love when OT says something kinda cringe and then responds to himself with "get outta here"
I love to come back to videos like these whenever im having a bad day, always a quick way to c b eer myself up! Thanks OT
I don’t normally comment on videos, but I would just like to say thanks as your content always manages to cheer me up :)
Thank you so much for making an exception 💜
18:39 I can confirm I had something like this happen to me once. My relationship with them ended abruptly, but it went surprisingly well. We split up, got better as people, grew, healed, and became more mature. The best part? We're now friends and we still talk.
The post near the end with Heather in it made me laugh.
20:45 THAT PERSON WAS POSSESSED BY CUPID!!!!
I kept getting an ad for a quiz titled 'are you a lesbian' instead of and are you gay quiz and I love that
Mitski was in my top musician, I was in the top 0.005 percent
Crying and watching OT to try n cheer you up is a different type of feeling
“Are you her mother?”
“No but she calls me mommy”
12:20- that little smile....
...I must protect this human at all costs DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES-
2:37
This is a lesbian's way of saying "DATE ME PLEASE"
18:51 Technically speaking, ‘Heartstopper’ exists to fill some of that void but full on Sporty Sapphics have not been represented enough.
I swear the best sporty rep is bend it like Beckham and they ain't even gay.
@@brady5006 It has Queer Subtext but yes, that’s an option too.
9:11 (Odd number to land on lol)
‘Barbie and the Diamond Castle’ is about Cottagecore Lesbians and ‘Barbie: A Fairy Secret’ is…you can figure that out.
Oh Haley, I know the struggle. At most I can go like "Wait... Was she flirting with me or just being nice?" and I have a hard time believing anyone would flirt with me so I default to "Just being nice."
“This subreddit always hits my funny bone.”
As do all the others since you laugh at everything.
Hey OT! I just wanted to say that your videos have helped me through some really hard times, and I really love all of them!
All of us
I second this!
You and the rest of us :D
I used to make lighthearted jokes about lesbians being dense, but y'all. I went to the movies with my girlfriend about a week or so before we actually got together. She kissed me on the cheek at the end of the night. I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS A DATE UNTIL A FEW MONTHS INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP!!! IT TOOK HER TELLING ME IT WAS A DATE FOR ME TO REALIZE!!!
I'm an asexual lesbian and I came out to some of my friends that ride my bus which, happens to have a bunch of conservative people on it. They all were like "yeah. We could tell"
I have a boyfriend but that's only because they're trans and I was with them before they socially transitioned.
It was funny when I told my friends on the bus that I have a boyfriend though. And then I started to use that as a tactic to get my friend to start to listen to me since, he has no interest in listening to me until he hears something that makes him confused for a moment.
Might want to rethink what friendship is there.
Oo im also a lesbian ace
So glad I'm still subbed and I feel so sorry for anyone who has been illegally evicted by UA-cam