Cyberpunk 2077 in a Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 9 гру 2020
- Today we play Cyberpunk 2077.
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I boiled all the salt out of the sea so all the people can have safe water. RIP fish tho
Fish are over hydrated anyways.
that's a classy play mate
@@DadplzLuvMe you could never get enough hydration
Pelicans get free food as well
Youre killing the holy Pelican they eat fish
"Cyberpunk 2077 does not let you eliminate children. My immersion is ruined."
*BRUH* 😂
I don’t know, it was rather hilarious seeing the young lad playing with a handgun.
Fr though
I will not yet this child!?
Have you tried grenades though?!
there's a sidequest where I had to take some dude with a bad dong implant to a doctor and there was a
scripted bunch of schoolkids crossing the road that i reckon most people would run into unawares
"Can you run over kids to kill them?"
Damn, this crosses my mind everyday.
Don't think so, i threw a grenade on one, euuuh for scientific reasons, and what can i say ?kids are made durable in the future.
You mean, in the game right? Right?
@@sarthak.roy013 lol
@@sarthak.roy013 only weaklings do it in game. Real men do it in real life
@@bresk1 LOL
Yo what the hell? A brick with the words Modest Pelican Gaming on a peice of paper attached to it flew in my window and smashed my television
You got played
You got hydrated
But did it lead you to this video? For you to watch on your phone?
Atleast the word is spreading, It's a tiny price for the window for such a great cause
sorry that was me
On my play through, when Jackie took the chip out of his head and handed it to me, the game glitched and replaced the shard chip for his gun, so I just saw Jackie hand me his gun out from his head to me, really funny shit in an emotional scene
Mine glitched too but just so there was no chip lol
Had the same bug 😂
Saw that I was like uhh jackie what you doing
How do these bugs even happen? 😭
SAME LMAOOO
As an African that joke caught me off guard but I still loved it
Haha same
Same here man lol
Me too lol
I can second this.
@@nunonunes097 I third this
V sleeps without a pillow
"do you hate yourself V, or do you hate adequate neck support"
Wow a cyberpunk review/gameplay video without dragging the game through the mud for being a buggy mess? This channel is truly a gem.
I was drinking water when this was posted
don't stop
Same
Noice
I was pooping
noice
Nobody
Cyberpunk 2077: We got a computer to burn
Modest Pelican knows where to get the best hydration in video games especially with games like Cyberpunk 2077
We got a city to render
“I’m talking to you Africa” that sent me and I’m African 😅
It didn't the joke didn't hit
@@toockablunt9125 it hiddnt didnt hiddnt did it hit
Twas lame 😒
@@timothyjustin9328 twas were the night where NOBODY gave a fuck
I'm from Kenya... Where you from?
You really need to do a sequel to this. Pure gold entertainment.
Pelican: makes joke about africa having no water
Also pelican: "to stay pure in the eyes of god I put censoring on"
Those aren’t even related at all how is that hypocritical
As an ethiopian I can confirm that I am writing this while waiting for water.
@@bigfish3846 I think he's trying to say how Peli is making somewhat/not really offensive jokes about Africa but still trying to be family friendly? I don't get it either but he put on the censorship mode to stay monitised
im south african and i have water ;-;
Hydration is no joke
I gave my dad alot of water to keep him hydrated, because he looked abit dry. His ashes are now ruined
Oof size large
they got us in the first half not gonna lie
"Wake up samurai, we have a city to render"
Nobody adresses the fact V allways keeps his hands at Eyelevel.....
3:24 lmao
I flooded my school to make sure everyone is significantly hydrated
I might need to do that
thanks mate
@@Kwuaks only might?
LOLOLL
@@ModestPelican ok
Peli saying "let me know if you want to see more" is like asking a patient "do you wanna continue living" some will say no but most will say yes
1:35
"I'm not too sure that joke works dawg!"
- Franklin 2013
We call it vehicle manslaughter while he calls it mythbusting
"All the safety features in 2077 and women are still running over pedestrians." Bruh 😂😂😂
Woman never change
@@LoverboyTousey I am pretty sure that was a joke
@Little Nemrok I'm pretty sure Nick is joking too.
@@raffyguevarra7777 I’m pretty sure Little Nemrok is joking too.
@@zubinkynto I'm pretty sure you're joking too
2:33.
Game: Has adjustable genitals.
Also Game: Shower with clothes on.
It's players choice if they want they can take them off
@@alertsaucer4104 no its not lmao in game you are still clothed
maybe no pp mode is on
My roommate used to do that believe it or not.
@@steviroy why
Just like with no mans sky I’m excited to buy this in a year when it’s done
I gotta say, even nms was less brokey than cyber
The sad thing is this had the same amount of development time as rdr2 but rdr2 is 1000x better
@@justadictatorridingonanuke3714 rdr2 was made by rockstar and cp2077 is made by cdpr .. difference between 1600 people , and 500 people ...
@@aadityaverma6539 still that is only 3x more people than cdpr but rdr2 is more than 10x better than cp2077
@@justadictatorridingonanuke3714 don't be R* fanboi , firstly cyberpunk and rdr2 comparison is not correct . Rdr2 comparison fits best with the Witcher 3 which is developed by cdpr with a workforce comprising of just 240developers . And , I think that you know that too that Witcher 3 is better than rdr2 . Coming to cyberpunk 2077 , let's talk about that when the developers have completely ironed out the game .
"Office worker so my parents can finally be proud of me" so relatable it hurts XD
"If everyone stayed hydrated...I'm looking at you Africa"😂 I'm dead
I feel so offended 😂but I like dark humour 😂
I'm south African and I'm filled with water
i don't get it and am African.
I'm south Africa and I laughed so hard at this😄😄
@Pyromike and water
I'm the chad guy
But where do they get the water?
I've been telling that to my other African folks 😂😂
100th like
African people don't drink water because every 60 seconds, a minute passes there.
What do you mean I am South African and I don't believe in this water
Awesome and hilarious recollection of the story so far. I had done so many detours to the graphics settings, that I had forgotten the actual plot. Now it's fresh in my mind. Subbed. Please make part 2
One of my favorite glitches in Cyberpunk is the random T poses. I’m always catch off guard and buddy out laughing
When your so early modest pelican hasn’t said stay hydrated yet
stay hydrated
I heard Cyber Punk was moist
@@BwTheMenace it’s not moist, it’s WET
@@ModestPelican will do
How I got this many likes?
I was so annoyed that V’s hands would just not go down, he just can’t get enough of himself. But on PS4, I realized that if you double tap triangle, it goes away.
If u pull up the gun wheel on the right there’s a gun that’s crossed out that holsters ur gun
on pc im pretty sure alt is the holster button and it works on your hands
Double tapping alt will holster your gun
It works on Xbox just the same
How do you remove the nail polish
Laughing my ass off. A hundred more episodes of this please
‘I meet my boss and immediately jump on his coffee table to assert dominance’
Yes, jump on a coffee table to assert dominance.
You literally won me with the “throw a rock into your neighbors window to spread the word” I just subbed 😂😂😂😂
It's a running theme in his channel, he does it at the beginning of every video.
@@maxkho00 r/woosh
"I'm looking at you Africa..."
I almost spit water out of my mouth. haha
not an effective way to stay hydrated
Bruh he said don't waste water and we'll have real life cyberpunk2077
Africans could never
😞you guys look down on us that much
3 minutes into the video and I'm already subscribing. never heard of you before but this video is genuinely hilarious
NEED TO SEE MORE. Your commentary and unique insight is a true joy to listen to and watch.
Him: Cyberpunk in a nutshell
Also him: Proceeds to do full walkthrough with commentary
lmao
its for the people who cant get the hardware to play the actual game
@@dilanrajapaksha That's not what a nutshell is
he meant a big nutshell duh
Coconut sized nut 🤣
Pelican: *doesn't take the Maelstrom pistol*
Everyone: That physically hurt
@Not Ezio Aùditoŕe for a few lvls its op but after that its garbage
damn, you played the game?
@@giga9849 ye
Is it the one called Chaos? I know I somewhere got a blue rarity chaos pistol (iconic) and it was pretty good but fell of fast. Had something like 90dmg while my current pistol is 120dmg and Im lvl 7 or 8. Im hoping to continue the game tommorow after Im done with one of the final exams
@@bazirancovek Yea but you can upgrade it
The dry, sarcastic humor - is FCKN AWESOME. Just found this channel. Keep it up.
But he is hydrated how is it dry
11:40 "He didn't take a hit of that gangster's kush which was quite socially humiliating" :D
Always take showers fully-clothed; they need to hydrate, too.
Efficiency! Wash your clothes and yourself at the same time.
@@erkziltonz i was thinking the same thing
@@erkziltonz huh
I don't get
But you didn't specify agent 47's Dong size
approx 13.6 dabonkers long
First video I have seen this guy and I am in stitches! Subbed !
Does he seriously hold his hands up like that the whole time you're walking around???
No, you can put them away. I think he just doesn't know how to do it.
no, he's in a fighting melee mode
you have to double tap left alt to put them away
@@marcu6751 thank you! I was pressing alt then going through the circle menu to select unarmed
"He honestly took that punch like a champ as everyone else ran" so much funny commentary, you are the sit down comedian for game reviews.
I replaced my left arm with robotic one filled with water so I’m always hydrated. And so I can aggressively hydrated my enemies.
I just found myself speaking like Peli. I had to inform my college age daughter that it was okay she blew 45 bucks on parking for a Yung Gravy concert because "that's just how life is".
If we are living in a simulation, I'm still not entirely sure that 2077 is any more f*cked than 2020 has been.
“ELIMINATE Children”. something about hearing that makes it so disturbing
Well anakin was okay with that
My body, my choice.
Hey game kids annoy me
Should make it so if you do you get hunted by all cops and have your tech removed from you or some nasty punishment but not not being able to do so
I came so fast my wife had to reassure me it’s ok and I’m not less of a man
lol
Oof
“This kid’s got a handgun.”
That of all things got me somehow
Now this video made me chuckle.. very funny fella. Love it!
I was trying to avoid cyberpunk gameplay so i can play it myself but here i am
Cant miss modest pelican video
my man
@@ModestPelican too late
But I enjoyed it :)
What's up with that trash bag that throws itself on the road at 4:19 though?
WTFFFF scary
Failed murder attempt lol
Future
ALAHU AKBAR! 💥
ITS THA FUUTUREE
Anyone waiting for part two
Love how he praises the adult canceling option and im just sitting there like not much different either way. Love how this adult game doesn't feel adult actually. Love the story though.
I guess papa peli thought he was playing Skyrim, and never unequipped his hands.
So now we're just supposed to know we should unequip our hands?
@@qwe-de7xd these hands stay equipped
Lmao after 20 minutes I finally had to take to google to figure out how to stow my arms
@@123bluecatky I just switched them off by holding ALT, but now I know to just double tap ALT to unequip weapons :D
@@qwe-de7xd He jus likes to stay at the ready, he probably has PTSD.
3:18 "...and as excited as I am to hook into the story, I want to explore the city a little bit first." *jumps on top of moving car*
What kind of question is that, Pelican?! Hell yes we want to see a part two!
Cyberpunk in a nutshell: glitch, glitch, glitch, glitch, crash.
Ur so Lucky! Mine goes glitch, crash, glitch, glitch, crash.
mostly ok, some minor glitches
Pelican, I need money
Let's say hypothetically
The rock might've sent someone's grandma to heaven and I need money for the lawyer
You will be fully hydrated in prison no worries !
Sweet intro sound
lol hi stu
What is that from?
@ALIEN oh yaa thank u
GODAAAAAAY IT'S STUUU AND TODAYYY..
@ALIEN this is true but it's originally used in 'Blue monday' by New Order, and I believe the bad lip reading intro is from the song directly, just changed a little. 'The beach' is a blue Monday remix which uses it at the very start of you want to hear it
love ur content so much always makes me laugh
I had to subscribe. Your commentary is hilarious XD
Modest peli: “I’m looking at you Africa”
Me: in South Africa watching this video while drinking water😔😂 “wow”
Awe😂
Sho
Caught me off guard lmao. I found it funny asf. You don't get much bold comedy like this nowadays.
Modest Pelican is a little poes
Lol weve got more than enough water here hahah
Except if your in the karoo like me😑
Holy shit u know modest pelican is a real one if he’s one of the first to post gameplay on cyberpunk!❤️
:D
Actually PewDiePie live-streamed a full play through about my hour ago but still he was pretty close
uhm theRadBrad posted 2 videos on it yesterday and I think he's posted 3 today
Ngl this is one of my favourite video of yours. It’s funny asf
Expecting some hillarious clip, but got full walkthrough with commentary instead, well played ma dude lol 👏👏😂
I water boarded a whole pre school so they grew up hydrated
"...But theres one sure fire way of judging if a game deserves a solid 10/10 perfect score"
*Finds Children*
Me: Oh no
I thought each backstory had a whole different story line. But apparently it only changes about the first 20 minutes. That was a let down
Imagine how much more buggy the game would be though lmao
The backstory effects a lot of choices in the game
This game seems like a real let down
I enjoy the main storyline, and the backstories affect dialogue options throughout the game which influence the choices you can and can't make. Still, it'd be better if it drastically alters the main storyline depending on what backstory you picked
Whole fuckin game was a let down
1:28 as an African i laughed so hard 🤣
"spilinter cell's demonic alter ego"
lol,, 😂
Am I the only one who does everything he's says
No sir u are not
Yes.
So your basically a criminal now ?
yeah nah yeah nah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah nah, mate...
Yes
I would love to see an entire play through with this commentary 😂
Congratulations on the MILLION!! yes yes yes part 2 for sure
"This is what society would look like if everybody stayed hydrated. I'm looking at you africa."
Me in South Africa: *nervous sweating* Hes catching on to our plan to ruin society by not hydrating.
@@aerah2712 South Africans watching Modest Pelican gang!
Arent South Africans super fucking racist against black folk
@@ptrcrispy Depends, aren't all American cops super fucking racist against black folk
@@bushp1gger670 yeah, but in SA it’s especially crazy since its mostly black people on that whole continent anyway
Effects of apartheid and colonialism ig
@@ptrcrispy & Xenophobic....I'm currently living in South Africa & it gets rough from time to time
for your 1 million subscriber idea you should swim across all 7 seas, drink some water if you enjoy this idea
This is the review I was waiting for
"in a nutshell" of 13 minutes...
'Im looking at you Africa'
-Pain😭
Of damn.Wasted water wit my tears😢
Hahaha
bruh
That was fucked up not even funny man
@@Aj14bby Ayy fam take a joke.Im African and at first I also took it offensive but I knew he didn't mean it in any bad way. Was just light humor
“New morning new me” with the Walmart brand agent 47 staring at us SENT ME 💀💀😭😭😭
😂😂😂this guy is hilarious
Best play through ever
I’ll be waiting for the next part
Lmao. You are hilarious. I subbed 😂
wow this game looks so hydrated i guess it's made by pelicans
"Chose to be an office worker"
Fuck, when you put it like that...
Absolute best review I have ever seen (subscribed)
"They have women dancing in water tanks which I imagine is incredibly "breathtaking" would fit perfectly :D
In the name of staying hydrated, I need to see part two of this series.
Imagine someone actually does wat he says to get his channel noticed😭
You don’t do that?
You haven’t? You lacking
You havent been barricading your self in the local morgue and turning corpses into eldritch abominations that resemble pelicans? dude. Wow.
What you mean with imagine?
BRUH WE DO
“It’s amazing that this is how the world would look if everyone stayed sufficiently hydrated at all times, I’m looking at you Africa.”
straight savage looool
That’s fucked up
@@Aj14bby reality is fucked up
@Asante Ash Check your grammar or something before you type these comments
@Asante Ash you're a Chinese bot or something
Definitely do a part 2, thanks for your work. tu
"Because that would be quite confrontational if the main character just straight up died."
tlou2: *nervous sweating*
"Wow he choked his father to death... That's kinda hot" this made me go drink extra water
Your review did make me smile. That's worth a like and a subscribe.
0:21 A list of what cyberpunk 2077 needs to achieve - in acc ending order of priority
2:00 it’s so inspiring to see a human cross in Night City
The man has reached 1M!!!
Now...
Let’s get him to 2M before 2022
:>
i rarely laugh out loud but the delamain=slenderman comparison killed me
I am so glad your channel is growing finally! :D Likes are spiking through the roof!
Laughed so hard!