Could nuclear bombs cook pizza?
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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Hello
Why did you make a basilisk
You have doomed us all😭
@@shivannapv4262 If you watch the channel, then you give him small amounts of ad revenue. You helped support it.
I am now thinking about how solving climate change might involve switching more cities to nuclear energy, and one source of nuclear fuel is decommissioned nuclear warheads, so in the future, everyone's pizza might be cooked by nukes...
The phenomenon where buildings got "people's shadows in hiroshima isn't that because of flash heat too?
Kyle’s FBI agent: damn now I gotta put him in the he knows he’s on a watch list watch list.
Trust me, he's innocent, after a thorough background check he poses no danger apart himself and his girlfriend.
Better than being on the: we have to make our assassination of him look like a suicide list
Whoops sorry thinking about the CIA
@@codyhamilton7682 yeah he isn't a intercontinental matter yet. Though, seriously, his private records say he's safe and is not considered a public threat. Being a threat to one's own well being isn't worthy of being on the list. What put him there is his search history. Btw there's no lists, that's a conspiracy theory.
@Arcturus
Great, now we have to put him on the watchlist for people who know they're on that watchlist.
Kyle: I'm on a watch list.
Me: personally I call it my subscriptions, but I guess you could call it that.
Good one
“They don’t watch this part”
*watches rest of video out of spite*
Kyle Hill: *grins maniacally, rubs hands together* "my plan is working"
For those interested in Truth:
I'm sure you've wondered if Heaven/Hell are real. This world seems so curropt sometimes, it's as if justice is a lie, and the bad are more often rewarded. I know it can be hard to accept that God is real, especially when it seems like all evidence points in the opposite direction. You'll never find physical evidence, no scientist is going to prove God, our universe isn't set up that way. However, there actually is a way to find him for yourself. God has given me four simple steps, via divine revelation, he's told me anyone who does them genuinely is gureenteed a revelation of their own. As it turns out these steps are scattered throughout the Bible, but for so many it's only a paper weight, so they never find them, and never get their personal revelation. These steps are the mustard seed of Faith God wants to see from us. The bare minimum amount of effort he's willing to accept before he reveals himself. God steamlined these steps for me to spread, because we're at the end. Nigh was decades ago. These steps are the absolute lowest he's willing to accept, and also the order is very important. They are, forgive your parents, brake down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read the Bible. Three books of the bible will be enough to get the revelation at step four. I recommend Genesis, Mathew, and then either Luke, Psalms, or proverbs. To be forgiven we must forgive. It's all over the Bible, both new, and old. Jesus teaches this lesson himself via parable in Mathew, but if you're not willing to search for that lesson, just read Mathew 6 14-15. We're supposed to forgive everyone, but because God knows that's hard, he makes the bare minimum forgiving your parents, because they've fed, clothed, housed, raised, loved you to some degree, and should be the easiest to forgive. Forgiveness is a huge step, and it trips up most people. Churches barley even bother to teach it's importance. Even though the Bible makes it extremely clear you cannot be saved until you do. Everyone has issues with their parents, it is for this reason, so you have someone easy to forgive. It can be harder if you have horrible parents, but just try, God will notice your efforts. This step coming first is extremely important, it basically primes your soul, gets God's attention. The order is like baking a cake. If you bake unmixed eggs, and flour, no cake. Since you can't be forgiven until you forgive, most people mess this up. Thinking falsely that asking for forgiveness is enough. It is not. The next biggest trip up is one of the worst in my opinion, actually reading the Bible for yourself. It is a necessity. God uses the time you spend reading to show you who he is, and give you important signs. Church is not enough. It's really only for community, and helping each other anyway. The denomination does not matter at all, as long as you're following what's written yourself. Although Catholics have a unique problem, in the fact that the church promotes the worship/prayer to saints. This is idolatry. The only way to the Father is though Jesus Christ. Saint Paul may have been a good person, but praying to him will lead you to Hell. I can state with absolute certainty that these steps work every time, when done with a genuine heart. It's not hard, just mean the steps when you do them. Testing God only makes him hide himself. Please, take your salvation seriously. Once you've done these four steps, God reveals himself. It won't be anything you can miss, nor misinterpretae, not signs, not feelings, but an actual one on one conversation with God. He gives you so many secrets then. Along with all the proof you'll ever need. Faith is the path to God, but once you've found him his existence should be knowledge. Faith is still extremely important, but more so in trusting his plan. Please, do these steps for yourself. Each must walk his own journey. Nobody else can get you into Heaven. I'm so serious. It's all real. See for yourself
@@jamesmayle4712 time and place buddy. I was here to cook pizza with nukes lol
@@jamesmayle4712 Religions that value human life and only human life (and even then only some human life), as if it is above everything else on this earth are a bunch of hogwash. It's great that it can help people who are lacking in the moral compass department to live properly within their society however at the end of the day that's all it is.
It makes no sense, why you should be allowed to consider your own life and the lives of those in your own community above all other things, sacred. I'm sure your bible has plenty of scenarios that say that this is God's choice, his plan because obviously, that's the easiest and most effective tool to shush your own thoughts and questions. Why? Because God said so. Can't question that if you're a believer now can you? It's just too convenient. It's funny really.
You're born into this world, told that you stand above other livings things. Yes of course you should cherish them, but you are born to be their ruler. This community of people that you are born into believes what is right and you should live with them in harmony as they know the correct path, the one that leads to "heaven". You are allowed to kill and torture, but only those who betray the rules of your community or animals that are considered food. It is not a sin to take the life of a chicken or a cow as it cowers in fear and begs for its life, as they are beneath men and are here only to be harvested, no different from the fruits and the vegetables.
Please. Get off your high horse. Just because your organism was awarded a few more brain cells than the rest, you now get to strut around as only second to the omnipotent?
Let me guess, I am now in line with the devil for I speak words that seem cunning and temptful because they threaten your beliefs as they make too much sense. If there is a God, I see no reason for him to hold such a ridiculous stance. I say this as an agnostic, that if there is a God he surely will judge a being, not in face of a set of rules that were introduced to them at birth, one of many scattered around the globe, no. He will judge them based on their actions for it should be obvious what is right and what is wrong, one always feels a sense of guilt when committing acts that they know are not nice or perhaps he will not judge at all. It doesn't make much sense why livings things should be born only to be evaluated at death in the first place.
edit: And another thing, what would be the point in evaluating someone based on their ability to follow the rules "God passed down"? Surely it does not prove you are a good person for if he had "passed down" a set of fake rules to test your own morality, you would have followed them instead, not knowing that they are wrong. As such the only thing getting evaluated here is your ability to be a lap dog, not whether or not you are a good person who "should be allowed into heaven".
edit 2: I'm sure lying about speaking to God and leading others astray with guidelines you made up yourself is considered a sin. Now stop spamming the comments you slightly evolved ape.
@@Exarhadsgfds I'm not lying about meeting God. Everyone can do it. You've just got to put in one mustard seed of Faith. It's something even most Christans never bother to do. Faith isn't some abstract concept you have, not blind belief. It's something you do. Faith requires action. If you have Faith, you do the things God wants. Most Christans never bother to even find out what God wants. Sure, they go to church, but most churches leave out the most important teachings of Jesus. Forgiveness is always taught as being as simple as believe, ask, and receive. The biggest problem with this is that it is a direct contradiction from what the Bible says. To be forgiven, we must forgive. This is actually something extremely hard for most people. It takes a lot of self healing to truly come to a place where you can let go of all that inner baggage. Most Christans never get to this point. This means that they're not forgiven when they ask Jesus for it, and since it's not taught as important, they just go on believing they're saved their whole lives, never bothering to open their Bible and see for themselves that they're missing one of the most important requirements altogether. The vast majority of christans only bother with step two, and three. That is not enough. It's actually extremely sad. We're at a point with the highest average literacy ever recorded, and nobody wants to read. Three books of the Bible, that's the bare minimum God expects, but so many never even do that much. You may not believe me, but I have actually met God personally. He's the one who steamlined these steps for me to pass out. So that hopefully more will at least know what the bare minimum amount of effort is, and maybe not have to go to Hell. This is actually a far more complex nuaunced topic than you're willing to accept. No, it's not just about humans. That's the vast majority of unsaved Christans that give you that idea. As it turns out Christianity really does have a lot to do with animals, and our planet too. It's just that the Bible is training wheels. We're supposed to read it, while implementing its teachings, to get to the point where God can give us more information. God has put his word in our hearts. Most interpret that to be our concious, but it's actually more. For instance once you do your self healing, and you really need to, I can feel all that pain and anger seeping through your text, you literally hear the words "Jesus Christ is Lord" blasted inside your soul on repeat. I mean literally literally. Not only that, but once you complete all four of the base minimum amount of effort God expects, those four steps, you get a revelation of your own. I'm not talking about signs, feelings, prayer. I'm literally speaking about being yanked out of your body for a direct conversation with God. He gives you a lot of information once you reach this point. Starting with actual proof, more than you'll ever need, but sorry, nothing you can wave around showing people. Everyone must walk their own journey, everyone must pay their own mustard seed of Faith. There's actually complex reasons for this, and he'll explain them. Next, he's going to show you something extremely important that no one is allowed to repeat. It's not written in the Bible, the vast majority of christans would never accept it if you tried to tell them, but it's extremely True, horrible, and extraordinarily important. It's something so outrageously horrible, we're literally not allowed to think about it too much, let alone actually talk about it to each other. Let's just say Hell is vastly understated. Basically a child's interpretation. Seriously, I'm sorry, I'm literally not allowed to explain what I mean. It's actually extremely complex. God also uses this time to give you a mission. Mine is this, just warning as many people as possible via UA-cam comments. The vast majority will never take me seriously, and I get a lot of hate, but for those few that might, I have to try. TBH the vast majority of all humanity go to Hell, Christans included. It's only like 5% that take God seriously enough to actually do the things he wants. Compare that to the 31.11% of the world that claims to be christian, and you'll understand why this is so extremely sad. All it takes is just four simple steps in Faith, but most won't ever even try. It is all True. See for yourself. Do those steps I mentioned.
Is there a reason Roko's Basilisk is hanging out
He doesn't want to be tortured by not bringing it into existence.
Why fear it? Oh, wait....
You guys are tied to this Plane of existence while I can wander.
Wants to watch Hell's Kitchen with everyone else.
Are YOU going to be the one to try to tell the Basilisk no? Cause I sure as hell am not!
Sometimes Roko likes to have company
Why is nobody talking about the “alright, put on Hell’s Kitchen. They don’t watch past this part”? I guess you were right, Kyle...
There isnt anything yo watch past that statement. Stupid thing to say.
@Evan Schubert I did the exact same thing! lol
Totally a super villain
Totally not**
Hey bro the word which you are looking for is “Genius”.
Totally on a watchlist
Word
If Kyle is a super villain, he's my kind of bad guy! 👍
I was a manufacturing engineer 15 years ago when we were behind schedule for some parts. The Director of Operations came down to the production floor and insisted that we raise the temperature in the heat treat furnace in order to reduce the soak time.
Me: *Eating frozen pizza while sitting on couch alone*
Kyle: 4:13
Me: *starts crying*
I say its proof Kyle is evil and is spying on some viewers for future evil plans.
I have to confess, I really like leftover pizza from the fridge the next morning
@@maciek_k.cichon Yes, Kyle knows that about you already. * cough * *evil spy * *cough*
Frozen Pizza?
@@thaias9654
Yeah.
If you eat the frozen pizza frozen, than it is justified to cry while doing so.
Kyle: "Bullets would pass through light sabers" Mandalorians, using slug throwers against Jedi: "This is the way."
I want science now on how the plasma swords deflect the plasma bullets.
Shoot at a Jedi using a machine gun on full auto.
Why don’t the Jedi just stop all the bullets with the force? I mean they can move starships but they can’t stop something lighter than that?
@AIFAHRA HORGGHRO how is a an archaic weapon gonna beat a guy who can simply stop shots in mid air? Pretty sure it would take less effort to do.
@@yujiandou4658 even less effort to nudge the bullets onto a trajectory that misses.
Need a t-shirt now that says "the internet is full of dweebizoids"
The letters most be black in the white t-shirt.
You know why
@@leu3368 So they be etched on thy chest 😂
"You can't cook a chicken by slapping it."
Someone built a machine that slaps a chicken until cooked. It takes time, electricity and the chicken tastes pretty bleh, from their review of it (since the chicken got its ass kicked), but 'cooked', it technically was.
The meme he was talking about was about slapping a chicken once at 3540 mph to cook it. Not the slow process of slapping many many times.
@@MathiasMartinWR It was still slapcooked, though, even if it's not a single slap.
@@Malkontent1003 Theres 2 different memes though. The first was how much energy would be required to cook a chicken in a single slap. The second being the one you're referring too - how many slaps would cook a chicken. Safe to say Kyle is referencing the first meme of "cooking a chicken in a single slap."
@@industrialalchemist5871 Yes. But the chicken WAS still slap cooked.
@@Malkontent1003 That's not the point
"I don't need sleep, I need answers!"
Only nerds would be so crazy to think about nuking a pizza.
they make 3 minute pizza's you can nuke...right...atomic nuke and not microwave...carry on.
Microwaved pizza is acceptable on a time table!
@@EclecticFruit it was like 2 bucks and i usedd to eat it at work on the overnight shift when everything else was closed.
You can cook infinite pizza!!!! Tho
If it has pineapple, I'd still happily nuke it.
The thermal pulse from a nuclear detonation is one of the most fascinating things I’ve ever heard of. Terrifying, but absolutely fascinating from a science and physics point of view. I am also most definitely on a number of watch lists .
A gorgeous science Thor talking about cooking pizza with Nukes, all whilst dropping Spongebob and Gordan Ramsey references is exactly the kind of content I never knew I needed before Kyle Hill came along. Love the show
"Someone is wrong on the internet!" tell me about it...
There are flat Earth believers, democrats, republicans, liberals, and conservatives...they can't all be right.
@@matthewwriter9539 I'll weigh in that some things are situational. Except Flat Earthers. They can stay up in their balloons trying to disprove the horizon.
Kind of like when that guy did the test about cutting someone in half with scorpion's chain, and then some aussie bloke disproved the test in his back garden
Why do you have a lot of experience with being wrong on the internet
"It is easier to name the people who are RIGHT than wrong on the internet, like naming everything that is not sand on a beach."
"Billions may die, and that's bad I guess"
Kyle Hill :
the entire internet : "...I'm going to ignore that."
Honestly I'll eat half frozen pizza charred and no lil circles after a nuke.
"Not only would millions or perhaps billions die, that's bad I guess... WE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE COOKED PIZZA IN THE AFTERMATH OF THE APOCALYPSE" - Kyle Hill
I fail to see the downside of that.
One of the most interesting atomic bomb engineers of the 1950s and 60s was a guy by the name of Ted Taylor. He is famous for having lit a cigarette with a nuclear bomb and a small parabolic mirror. That kind of thing might be doable, using a mirror to heat a rock then placing the pizza on the rock for a few minutes. But as you mentioned, it isn't likely that directly using the nuclear energy would be that useful.
A few other interesting ideas that Ted Taylor worked on was using nuclear bombs to create plutonium for use of nuclear energy, using nukes to make tunnels for high speed railways underground, and even using bombs to launch space ships in to space, known as Project Orion. They really did some crazy stuff with nukes back in the day! Of some note, he also designed both the largest and the smallest pure fission nuclear devices by the United States.
Hmm. We should test this and see what happens.
Are you offering your house and or pizza.
...still searching for that old Garrison Keillor article titled "Lets Bomb Canada".
@@skylx0812 that would be pretty fun, but due to downward winds fallout would cover large areas of America lol and kill only sections of Canada as we have not alot of people
@@shimotuazuma9485 lol
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1:15... it has been proven as of this month that it is possible to cook a chicken by slapping it
I am a home cook and baker. This is very much true there is a point when dinner stops cooking faster as you increase temperature.
Two things can happen at this point.
1. It is done on the outside and still raw in the middle. Useful if you like things like rare steak.
2. The whole thing just burns, usually without much in the way of oops turn it down time.
So, what you’re saying is: We should be cooking pizza with lightsabers!
Isn't that how you do it normally?
@@reubenconner1679 indeed, cut and the slice is cooked....
No, no, no. We just need to strike targets repeatedly. I'm telling you we can get this to work.
My theory is that kyle collects and protects "Doomsday Tech" like sentient AI and the Basalisk to protect them and to prevent people from abusing them for evil.
Just a thought, he isn't a supervillain, he's a... Well... Doomsday dad? I dunno.
Rival to the SCP foundation.
"I forget what show its on". Smooth
-Did you cook it?
-yes...
-what did it take?
-everything.
I'm just completely enchanted by everything this man does. He could legit just recite shampoo ingredients and I would stare in rapt attention.
Reminds me of when we cooked a frozen pizza in the heat treat oven at school.
1,500°F for about ten seconds and it caught on fire.
I'm glad you have your own page. Awesome sauce!
To put it another way: the finite thermal conductivity of the pizza and the extremely short duration of the high heating will result in a substantial thermal gradient through the pizza, resulting in a charred surface and uncooked center (followed by pulverization from the blast).
It’s the same reason we use a 1,100~ watt microwave and not 3,000 watt microwaves for much shorter times.
And conversely, most candy bars contain more energy than a stick of TNT, but our bodies take hours to access it.
Thanks Kyle. I'm trying to lose mass and you put scrumptious pizza in my mind making me hungry. Way to go man.
Hi kyle, been watching you for years and about 3 years ago you were asked "how would your vision be affected if you have anime/manga style eyes"
You liked the question and said youd probably do an episode on it.
Im still holding on for that eventual golden episode.
Good work as always.
I have
Thank you for indirectly tackling Tyson’s pizza nonsense
The NSA might as well just join the facility at this point.
I got 5 or 6 pizzas, I will go test that right now.
Edit: I’m not happy with the results, now there’s a snake with 100 tentacles and living pizza with goat legs.
@Mojo Techno, ah
I misread this like 5 times before correctly reading it.
@@thaias9654, lololol
This reminds me of the fan comic of Avatar: the Last Airbender where Zuko and Toph, both being rich kids who would have no idea of how cooking works, are put in charge of cooking and decide to just fireblast the food to cook it.
I love how hard Kyle's NOT fucking around in this one.
2:56 everything ok, Kyle?
That "good eats" shot in the oven was pretty great
6:37 that is both cool and messed up at the same time, but what _I_ want to know is how they kept that camera alive _within_ a nuclear explosion!
learning how to apply slow constant moderate heat is what allows me to make a 12" pancake (the size of my skillet) and flip it in a single piece. Also works with eggs.
There is a guy who almost cooked a chicken by slapping it. The trick is slapping it many times, the video is still on youtube
You had me at "someone is wrong on the internet."
I love the basilisk at the start along with all the other references to past episodes!
Ive heard this meme!
"pulverize your pepperoni". Not something I expected to hear in this video. Well done!
0:32 Thanks for reminding me of mid-1990s slang from cartoons like Freakazoid, Kyle. Glad to know you and I are still on the same page, mentally. Please carry on, great and mighty Thor of Science!
Indiana Jones knew this - he checked the fridge 👍🏻
Bless Aria (a.k.a. your GF) for singing 'you're on watchlist' together perfectly.
"You can't cook a chicken by slapping it".
This aged like milk.
The slapping one was literally in the ATAR (Australian AP) physics exam a few years back
Only 30 seconds in and I love this already
*me sitting here* *spits drink up because im looking at my reccomended and i literally see the video of a man eating a cooked steak by SLAPPING IT*
Kyle is almost a Metal Gear character, capable of going on 10-minute tangents about why nuclear war sucks when talking about random shit like pizza. I love it.
🤔🤔🤔 A nuclear Grill?😂
Just here from the future to tell that a guy actually got to cook a chicken by slapping it
Pizza nuked= Miramar base delivery=suicide mission
Blast wave - flings pizza away to the next county.
Guy in next county - gets slapped in face by a burned pizza slice...
Yes, Kyle, that's right. "Well done" does not equal burned, because low and slow is the key to cooking it throughout evenly.
Chuck Norris: I'm hungry, i'll make a Pizza.
Everybody else: *jumps into a car and speed as fast as you can*
kyle please issue a correction, humanity has now cooked a chicken by slapping it
My bet, yes, but is it SAFE to eat? Also yes. Edit: I'm wrong
It's safe to eat if you aren't a coward
But how do you eat vapor?
It is edible. If you aren't. A coward.
@@tiberiusbrain make like a teenager...and inhale it. :P
@@matthewlofton8465 like i, 34, inhale the weed today?
But then still, inhaling isnt eating
Is no one gonna question the basilisk that I am 100% sure is the basilisk from that one episode that may kill us all for not helping it come into existence?
Are you telling me that, the oven from back to the future where a pizza is cooked in 10 seconds has been a lie and i'll never have it? My day is immeasurable, and my disappointment is ruined.
You can cook a chicken by slapping it. A streamer did it
He also cooked a steak
7:23
Traumatizing.
7:25
Casually eating pizza
Now that's super villainous!
Somewhere in the world near a big city nuclear target, there has to be a frozen pizza leaning up against a freezer wall flush with its back facing the blast.
6:35 a pretty good option for tattoo removal
why do I find aria and kyle so adorable . . .
Pro tip, never ask a nuclear explosive (or any kind of explosive for that matter) to "pulverize your pepperoni"
"you cant cook a chicken by slapping it"
Are you sure about that?
Oh yes, the hard questions that we were always wondering about.
I've learnt this the hard way. I tried to bake cookies with no access to an oven, but a standard heatgun. If I turned the heat-gun up to max, it only got charred on the outside. At a reasonable temperature it felt like it took forever. 10-15 minutes is kinda long when holding a heatgun...
Kyle; No more Hell’s Kitchen
Also Kyle; Ok put it on
I remember seeing a video of a parabolic mirror near a nuclear explosive test being used to light a cigarette, could one not be used in this case to cook the pizza simply with the light created?
FBI agent "Kyle cant be a terrorist ; He loves PIZZA too much !"
Why do I feel 'nuking a pizza' was thought up after partaking in the devil's lettuce.
5:07 so cooking with nukes will quadruple brain activity
2:40 if you go frame by frame until it lights up, there are dots that for some reason peaked my interest. just press period to go frame by frame
How big of a pizza bubble would we have to have to hold a nuclear explosion inside of it?
The Because Science Footnotes is better than office hours
"you cant cook a chicken by slapping it" a man has cooked a chicken by slapping it on this same website
What a brilliant episode. Thank you for that. One small thing I would have liked to see is an experiment where the numbers fit but the time is shorter, not like a nuclear blast obviously but somewhere in between oven and nuke. Like applying a flamethrower or something.
8:39
"it will destroy the pizza - i do not say this very often"
i hope you dont, i like my pizza intact D:
This is also why you defrost things in the µ-wave using a low power setting. Yes it takes longer, but the heat has a chance to get to the center before burning the outside.
7:15 so a good nuclear safety precaution is to wear a white lab coat everywhere you go just in case someone somewhere is feeling nukey
*whispers* im on a watchlist
Same, Kyle
This show is basically if VSauce smoked a lot of weed and browsed Reddit for ideas thinking “shit that oughta be fun, let’s do it”
And I love it for that exact reason lol
TLDR;
You need lots of synchronised explosions to provide "constant" heat source over a long time.
The Mythbusters failed to cook shrimp tempura by shooting the shrimp through a sword forge.
Sephiroth:
Shall I bring you... a pizza.
[Sephiroth: Super Nova]
Can a nuke stop a tornado if you put the blast inside the funnel?
ok calm down mr.afton
Later in the menagerie,
Kyle : *slaps 2 slices of breads* What are you?
Aria : An idiot sandwich
In the mood for some pizza now
So in a sense, the pizza will be perfectly cooked in a couple of seconds, and then immediately dusted?
I thought the increase in brain function was from the origin of lying and trying to figure out if the other person is a threat or not.