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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
  • Daniel and an unexpectedly vocal high school football fan prepare for the biggest game of the season.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 592

  • @metroboomhauer
    @metroboomhauer 8 років тому +572

    He looked familiar cuz he looks like Meatwad from Aqua Teen.

    • @Yamaha350w
      @Yamaha350w 6 років тому +18

      😂😂😂😂fuking talks like him too

    • @AI_BigY
      @AI_BigY 5 років тому +12

      This is one of the most underrated comments on UA-cam.

    • @tobysalvaje4511
      @tobysalvaje4511 5 років тому +2

      Metro Boomhauer fuuuuuck he does 😂

    • @MusicMan3
      @MusicMan3 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao best comment

    • @gregoryblount9264
      @gregoryblount9264 4 роки тому +2

      Holy shit he does, sounds just like him too.

  • @bennyrocha2795
    @bennyrocha2795 8 років тому +687

    "sink your tooth into that."

  • @ELITESrBAMOFOS945
    @ELITESrBAMOFOS945 9 років тому +490

    Gotta say, the guy has passion.

    • @sashacalo1485
      @sashacalo1485 8 років тому +1

      jjkl
      mI o

    • @zenaidaaaaaaa
      @zenaidaaaaaaa 6 років тому

      I have mentioned him

    • @syeph
      @syeph 6 років тому

      Samuel Markert I know this guy

    • @rayhananugrah8130
      @rayhananugrah8130 6 років тому +4

      oDreamWoRk man, fuck you.. let the guy live.

    • @ryze9153
      @ryze9153 6 років тому +4

      oDreamWoRk *diabeetus*

  • @CoOzEbOy1
    @CoOzEbOy1 9 років тому +67

    I lost my shit (on the bus) when Tosh said "sink your tooth into that!" 😅😂

  • @thomasparsons5700
    @thomasparsons5700 8 років тому +252

    My cousin played for the Knox city greyhounds. I've been there. The entire town is basically the length of a football field

    • @SpurAmerica806
      @SpurAmerica806 7 років тому +3

      Thomas Parsons i met that guy back in 2011 at a track meet in Knox City, i live 60 miles west of there

    • @cgh7337
      @cgh7337 7 років тому +4

      Is he really like that?

    • @druesirmons3841
      @druesirmons3841 6 років тому +1

      I've seen him at a store there I go through there when I go to midland

    • @gz2843
      @gz2843 6 років тому +1

      Drue Sirmons do you know Clay Douglas from big spring?

    • @otismyman5112
      @otismyman5112 4 роки тому

      @Heather Cremins Good!

  • @LAIDBACKMANNER
    @LAIDBACKMANNER 9 років тому +172

    ...The tooth is I respect that joke.

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 8 років тому +5

      tooth be told me too.

    • @cen
      @cen 8 років тому

      +Chris Watson I can't handle tooth

    • @sealevelcain4664
      @sealevelcain4664 7 років тому +1

      LAIDBACKMANNER Speak the tooth baby ! Woo Hoo !!!

  • @thecampfire4877
    @thecampfire4877 6 років тому +66

    "250.." "Close, 330." ....

  • @TheCaptain008
    @TheCaptain008 9 років тому +233

    Tosh is so tactful. It's a really great skill. You can sense how condescending his questions are. But just the same, they're just right for the victim to get into it and answer. A wonderful entertaining balance.

    • @JohnDoe-zq1ho
      @JohnDoe-zq1ho 4 роки тому +9

      Tosh's writers* are so tactful.

    • @austinbechtel419
      @austinbechtel419 4 роки тому +20

      John Doe delivery is far more important when it comes to the perceived intent from both the questioned and the audience.

    • @knowitallnyc3241
      @knowitallnyc3241 4 роки тому

      TheCaptain008 😂😂😂😂💯 ua-cam.com/video/w7182mNeqfM/v-deo.html

    • @sagemood
      @sagemood 4 роки тому +3

      Lol "victim"

    • @redwood1133
      @redwood1133 3 роки тому

      You’re suggesting that these ppl are all nutz.. imagine a world full of you’s.

  • @stevietonche
    @stevietonche 6 років тому +147

    He came in to Lowe's today here in Abilene, and I helped him with some tile. Nicest guy you will ever meet.

  • @Otterbox123
    @Otterbox123 9 років тому +93

    Bro this man snapped so hard with the baby Ruth Goonies reference.

  • @firemusic82
    @firemusic82 9 років тому +311

    He reminds me a lot of Sloth from The Goonies.

    • @tylerdickerson4585
      @tylerdickerson4585 9 років тому +3

      +Edward James That was my exact thought! HEY YOU GUYS

    • @fatpowerful
      @fatpowerful 8 років тому +5

      BABY RUTH!!!!

    • @sydIRISH
      @sydIRISH 8 років тому +2

      +Edward James "Mama, you've been bad...."

    • @REFL0X
      @REFL0X 8 років тому +13

      +Edward James That's why he was eating a Baby Ruth in the last segment, and why the camera was deliberately poised to center on it.

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 5 років тому +1

      He should interview more Trump voters like this

  • @alexfenn8333
    @alexfenn8333 8 років тому +206

    Is that the coal miner from incredibles?

    • @spencerc2976
      @spencerc2976 8 років тому +1

      That was literally my first thought

    • @alexfenn8333
      @alexfenn8333 8 років тому +1

      +Ultra Fancy Man dude im dying i wrote this so long ago

    • @spencerc2976
      @spencerc2976 8 років тому

      +alex fenn Nah

    • @PanchoSquad
      @PanchoSquad 8 років тому

      Lol, I thought that too

    • @blade9852
      @blade9852 8 років тому +3

      +alex fenn nah the coalminer from atlantis

  • @NORTEskXIV
    @NORTEskXIV 6 років тому +57

    I sat next to Chad on a plane from Texas to La. Haha he told me he was going to start on a comedy central show, I said oh that's cool. My mind is blown. He smelt like cheetos and Sprite

  • @gman212121
    @gman212121 9 років тому +52

    The Knox City Greyhounds are no match against Polk High. They once had a player who scored four touchdowns in a single game ;)

    • @jamesgray7064
      @jamesgray7064 9 років тому +1

      G Man Polk*

    • @cynabun9869
      @cynabun9869 9 років тому +4

      LOLOLOL This comment right here is what gives me faith in humanity

    • @RETRO_BELL
      @RETRO_BELL 9 років тому +2

      G Man Bundy

    • @lcelis2981
      @lcelis2981 7 років тому

      G Man Jesuit and Skyline are the teams that put Polk High down and Allen is good too.

  • @bigoldinosaur
    @bigoldinosaur 8 років тому +160

    That Michele Obama joke was frickin hilarious.

  • @jamiemartin8870
    @jamiemartin8870 7 років тому +58

    Omg. He tells him to sink his tooth into the food. I love it.

  • @michaelkuhns6997
    @michaelkuhns6997 9 років тому +22

    That Lou Holtz sign was pretty fucking funny

  • @johncaprachi8758
    @johncaprachi8758 6 років тому +34

    The "I made love to my science teacher" sign in the background tho

  • @SoSickRick
    @SoSickRick 4 роки тому +11

    The Kirk Herbstreit hair has me dying 😂

    • @andywilliamsflorida
      @andywilliamsflorida 4 роки тому

      And the Lou Holtz sign in the background is amazing. "I schlove Shlou Holchtz".

  • @Nouta1
    @Nouta1 5 років тому +7

    I'm missing the same tooth and I rolled laughing at "the tooth of the matter is" 😂😂😂
    I love how it took the audience a second to laugh lol

  • @Jgrimwald
    @Jgrimwald 5 років тому +14

    I like to re-watch this one. Guy is a great sport. Hilarious every time.

  • @markyncole
    @markyncole 8 років тому +45

    It's physically impossible to NOT stare at his tooth

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 6 років тому +9

    lol, Tosh lowballing the guy's weight to make him feel better... He really is a softie at heart.

  • @kingaza7734
    @kingaza7734 4 роки тому +3

    "Oh yea sink your tooth inna that" bruh I bust out laughing dude do only got tooth showing 😂😂😂😭

  • @andywilliamsflorida
    @andywilliamsflorida 4 роки тому +4

    Oh my god, the sign in the background is amazing! It took me a minute to realize they were making fun of Lou Holtz's lisp, but when I got it, I lost it. And Tosh's Kirk Herbstreit hair? Amazing! Well done guys!

  • @insolentish4529
    @insolentish4529 7 років тому +42

    Goonies remake here we come

  • @mattisnotblack
    @mattisnotblack 9 років тому +32

    That's white ruckus from boondocks lol

  • @53knights
    @53knights 8 років тому +47

    Lol! The desk says "F-ESPN"

  • @isaacbrown4506
    @isaacbrown4506 4 роки тому +4

    No one else is going to point out the fact that Tosh said he can't be near the field when the kids come out and then dude was off listening to the radio?

  • @ejerome1664
    @ejerome1664 3 роки тому +3

    The baby Ruth is a next level detail😂

  • @CoOzEbOy1
    @CoOzEbOy1 9 років тому +103

    Always wondered what happened to Sloth from The Goonies!

    • @crowes42
      @crowes42 9 років тому +6

      Co⊙zeB○Yz He's Dead. Sloth was played by John Matuszak. He had an overdose of propoxyphene

    • @jho8134
      @jho8134 7 років тому

      Bwahahaha!

    • @Ryguy-lg2xz
      @Ryguy-lg2xz 7 років тому

      Co⊙zeB○Yz on meth

    • @CaptainRandom69
      @CaptainRandom69 7 років тому

      Wrocky wroad

  • @yusukeurameshi1125
    @yusukeurameshi1125 4 роки тому +3

    That forgetting the Titans joke was gold 🥇

  • @USMCButtons
    @USMCButtons 4 роки тому +2

    The Baby Ruth is a nod to Sloth from the Goonies... I appreciate this.

  • @ilikechocolatemilk5456
    @ilikechocolatemilk5456 6 років тому +18

    I GO TO CHURCH WITH THIS MAN 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jameshendruck4178
      @jameshendruck4178 5 років тому +5

      Hi he is cool as hell can u help me to talk with him

  • @brownieelf6171
    @brownieelf6171 Рік тому +2

    I think about “High School High School” at least once a week. 😂

  • @WinkLinkletter
    @WinkLinkletter 2 роки тому +2

    That Haskel High School bit was too much!

  • @3pac1995
    @3pac1995 5 років тому +5

    3:48 sign in the back isn't blurred
    6:48 same sign is now blurred

  • @brownieelf6171
    @brownieelf6171 Рік тому +2

    This guy was born to be in the pro wrestling business.

  • @begs100
    @begs100 9 років тому +21

    This dude would be amazing as a side kick on the show! Is just nuts enough but sane enough to add some colour commentary

  • @holyone9553
    @holyone9553 4 роки тому +1

    “Is that a Knox city greyhound or a Throckmorton greyhound I don’t really care as long as it covers your face” 😂😂😂😂😂 ROFL

  • @ljplatano14
    @ljplatano14 5 років тому +5

    "Human can opener",,,,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jellyfoxmusic
    @jellyfoxmusic 3 роки тому +3

    Tosh never punches down. I really love that about him.

  • @Thebrosifcraft143
    @Thebrosifcraft143 8 років тому +31

    am i the only one who recognized that fiesta mexican pizza from school???

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero 7 років тому +6

    "I don't really care as long as it covers your face." Daniel always gets in those quick, under-radar jabs.

  • @RamiroBelmaresJr
    @RamiroBelmaresJr 7 років тому +7

    "Highschool high school" xD

  • @mcnastyboy6920
    @mcnastyboy6920 9 років тому +9

    He Sounds like the guy from the human centipede

  • @lostsurfer3883
    @lostsurfer3883 3 роки тому +1

    Loved the subtle sloth from Goonies reference lol

  • @rpreslar8595
    @rpreslar8595 9 років тому +22

    I live 20 minutes from Throckmorton and I can promise you there isn't any black kids.... Funny sketch though!

    • @kenneth8370
      @kenneth8370 9 років тому

      Really that must be a very small student body in rural town if they only 6 man football

    • @gregorycastorena2708
      @gregorycastorena2708 8 років тому

      +Kenneth Jackson I think throckmorton is racist town

    • @franklincarlisle6102
      @franklincarlisle6102 5 років тому +1

      Throckmorton is a very racist town lol

  • @TheBillybob789
    @TheBillybob789 5 років тому +3

    Holy shit this guy was at a summer camp I went to. Guy was a riot!

  • @tcmyrick
    @tcmyrick 6 років тому +44

    why not help this guy get dental implants

    • @zh3497
      @zh3497 4 роки тому +3

      Because then how would he make his money?

    • @blakecorea1512
      @blakecorea1512 4 роки тому +3

      @pat 904 why TF should they? Lol shut yo sensitive ass up

    • @andresmacias1319
      @andresmacias1319 4 роки тому +3

      thats his own problem

  • @raymondschricker8040
    @raymondschricker8040 8 років тому +2

    So, he used to weigh 330 pounds?
    From the look of his mouth, i was thinking more like 230 (tooth hurty).

  • @jarry1595
    @jarry1595 7 років тому +3

    Seems like a nice genuine guy

  • @Lou13Cyf3r
    @Lou13Cyf3r 6 років тому +1

    remember the video of the older guy getting too emotional over wrestling?? "it's still real to me dammit" 😂😂

  • @dynastycentral464
    @dynastycentral464 8 років тому +2

    I'm going to be on the Knox City football next year!!! Excited

  • @FreeFallingAir
    @FreeFallingAir 6 років тому +1

    Boy...my High School needed this guy

  • @gtrtim1833
    @gtrtim1833 9 років тому +5

    lol at his highlights. I'm not sure how many picked up on that. ESPN anchor dig for sure.

  • @maestrocrone
    @maestrocrone 6 років тому +2

    6:14 From your tooth to gods ear 😂😂😂

  • @Kevitohere247
    @Kevitohere247 5 років тому +1

    Sink your tooth into that lmfao I just died

  • @TheWinnipegdude
    @TheWinnipegdude 9 років тому +11

    Some great tooth jokes Daniel!

  • @dimitrov505z8
    @dimitrov505z8 5 років тому +2

    Tosh is a fucking savage lol

  • @lewisfelan7654
    @lewisfelan7654 8 років тому +7

    Tony romo joke was hilarious.

  • @alexcherfan7762
    @alexcherfan7762 7 років тому +1

    I didn't know they were making another "the hills have eyes".

  • @xaniel3189
    @xaniel3189 8 років тому +7

    These are legit high schools I go to Titusville high

  • @tyrinscott6893
    @tyrinscott6893 6 років тому +2

    You go where? "Hathcool, Highscooth

  • @OneTyler2Many
    @OneTyler2Many 6 років тому +1

    I had to rewind when he said where he lived so I wouldn't have to be worried.

  • @babe2you
    @babe2you 7 років тому +8

    he said from your tooth to God's ear!!! 💀💀💀💀

  • @jebvoorhees125
    @jebvoorhees125 6 років тому +4

    He needs to try pro wrestling. He has decent promo skills.

  • @InkkTV
    @InkkTV 9 років тому +1

    That moment when Titusville High actually won the game

  • @TheLoccCodyGee
    @TheLoccCodyGee 4 роки тому +3

    When he put the mascot helmet on I was like
    Cermits is that you lol 😂💀💀

  • @samuelking4723
    @samuelking4723 4 роки тому +1

    He sounds like the villain at the end of The Incredibles in the huge drill

  • @kylenoe2234
    @kylenoe2234 6 років тому +1

    I bet to differ tosh. He used to play a role in goonies and was fed a baby Ruth to his crying delight.

  • @janordanu2008
    @janordanu2008 5 років тому +1

    There was a guy like this in my school that treated the basketball players like celebrities. And it was so cringy because he was the same age as them

  • @MartinAston00
    @MartinAston00 9 років тому +1

    Hahahahahahaha!!! The FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS part !! Fucking classic.... this man was hilarioius as well, but there are a lot of people like him that are the same way about Tx high school football.

  • @westvirginiagroyper485
    @westvirginiagroyper485 8 років тому +1

    It must be hard being that fucking savage Daniel

  • @jamesonbornholdt7302
    @jamesonbornholdt7302 5 років тому +4

    Does he play the underminer in The Incredibles?

  • @civiSapper
    @civiSapper 4 роки тому +1

    "I'll be doing my part listening on the radio!!"

  • @brandodurham
    @brandodurham 4 роки тому +3

    From your tooth to god’s ears 😂

  • @Treyonthehunt
    @Treyonthehunt 5 років тому +2

    VARSITY BLUES IS THE GREATEST FOOTBALL MOVIE. Rudy shouldnt have even been on the practice squad

  • @stephencepregi762
    @stephencepregi762 2 роки тому

    "ya nearly did.. ahhh". Hilarious

  • @just_a_ghoste1436
    @just_a_ghoste1436 2 роки тому

    “Clear eyes, one tooth, can’t loose”

  • @mr.e6033
    @mr.e6033 3 роки тому +2

    "Sink your tooth into that"😂😂😂 I'm dead😂😂😂

  • @key8390
    @key8390 4 роки тому

    Those people in the background look like their arms are getting tired from holding up those signs lol

  • @legendofLINK445
    @legendofLINK445 3 місяці тому

    The guy was goofy, but he was passionate with a great attitude. Tosh was also respectful during the interview! Of course there were a few jokes pointing at Chad, but that’s just the Tosh.0 show for ya

  • @Chronicedits
    @Chronicedits 7 років тому

    That Friday Night Lights Reference 😂

  • @elibracey5569
    @elibracey5569 8 років тому

    i loved the low key sloth from the goonies reference with the baby ruth

  • @ositovertiz8321
    @ositovertiz8321 7 років тому

    He said i dont care as long as it covering you're face 😂😂😂👌

  • @Mmmkay.
    @Mmmkay. 3 роки тому +1

    Back when you were going where? High school high school?😂

  • @Simonsays7258
    @Simonsays7258 4 роки тому +2

    The tooth is I respect Chad's love of the game🤣

  • @horbolhomestead4896
    @horbolhomestead4896 8 років тому +1

    Clear eyes, one tooth, can't lose.

  • @h.thumbsthomas5479
    @h.thumbsthomas5479 6 років тому

    “250?” “Close! 330” 😂

  • @mudboy8059
    @mudboy8059 6 років тому +4

    i cant believe they let this guy around high school children

    • @xX-qw4of
      @xX-qw4of 3 роки тому

      I dont think they do....

  • @nicholasburke6324
    @nicholasburke6324 7 років тому +10

    I SHCLOVE SHLOU HOLCHTZ

  • @bloodiamondeyes
    @bloodiamondeyes 7 років тому +4

    is no one can acknowledge the guys in the background with the signs? like why are they there? how much are they getting paid to hold that sign?

  • @loveskwomen
    @loveskwomen 9 років тому

    Highschool, Highschool? = Comedy gold! hahahahaha

  • @Jimmy2toes4u
    @Jimmy2toes4u 4 роки тому

    Shit my pants when he said stick your tooth into that

  • @peter81083
    @peter81083 6 років тому +1

    Tosh.... You gotta start hookin these people up with dental work man

  • @jaylew889
    @jaylew889 5 років тому +1

    I don't think that guy puts any of the kids in danger, but I can only imagine the kids opinion of him especially after this

  • @drewwar9344
    @drewwar9344 8 років тому +1

    ok that wasn't close

  • @thegreyfedora8532
    @thegreyfedora8532 6 років тому +1

    Was Daniel going for the Kirk Herbstreit look?

  • @Kevitohere247
    @Kevitohere247 5 років тому +2

    He should have been in the WWF