The Insane World of Alternative Health
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The thumbnail was an interesting notification…
Yeah totally grabs you
😆 I agree.
That’s why i clicked on it
Gotta boof DMT crystals so you can download information to your rectal mainframe; higher bandwidth. 🤷 I don’t make the rules I just share them
I was just spreading the honey cross my cheeks and getting in position@@peanutbutterdijonnaise
My grandma used to tie an onion to her headboard when she was sick to cure her illness. It didn't work. Rest in peace, grandma.
Can...can I laugh? Lol
It was the style at the time
WTF 🤣😅
Goddamnit dude, you had me going and immediately dashed my hopes.
my grandma thought me to have an onion on my nightstand if I had a cold, still works, thanks grandma
Tanning my taint so my proctologist knows I'm cool
the proctologist didnt know you were chill like that
@@thefoolishfoolI don't like that
All my proctologist celebrate PRIDE
@@nebwachamp they have the experience
I troll my doctor, always shave a cool design in the pubes
Imagine using the yoni egg during pregnancy and the baby comes out with it stuck to its forehead looking like fucking vision.
In fact, That's how a behelit is born
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You have made my day, i laughed my ass into tears from this comment XD
Nick: "I sleep in a race car! What do YOU sleep in?!"
Papa Meat: " I sleep in a bed, with my wife"
😂Milhouse's Dad😂
11:15
Nick.... I'd look into a crohn's disease test if your shifting like that all the time
Cold blooded
I have evidence that Nick's body pillow is hotter than Papa's wife.
Reminds me a lot of that Lythero bit.
"I have a racecar bed! What do you have."
"I fuse with my husband!"
*"Every night!"*
Speaking of dark urine…it made me remember something. Years ago, when I was in Army training, a guy made it known he had dark brown, nearly black urine…it was know as ‘wasting disease’ according to the medics. His muscles were breaking down and his kidneys were essentially processing his muscles out of his body. He was later released from the army for medical reasons…
Edit: definitely get your electrolytes and be careful out there
That's so sad and scary :(
Yeah that's rhabdomyolysis likely
@@Colin-yu7pc huh, I didn’t even think that could have been the cause, yeah it probably was. Rhabdo is pretty gnarly
Weird. You would think the Army would want an absolute unit like that
Holy shit 😨
I asked a relative that worked at an ER if these eggs ever get lost in a person, they said,
"Oh yeah, it's a very common problem. Inserted items often relocate and travel up in the body. Even in elder care facilities."
Sharing some educational facts. That haunts me on the regular.
The only place it would go to is the uterus. The vagina doesn't connect to anything else.
Worked as care helper in the hospital, abdominal surgery. We had a stash of copied "best of" xrays in the locker. You´d think rose bushes - with those nasty thorns - are a rare occurence to be surgically removed from a rectum ... but you´d be very, very wrong. A lot of people came in laying on the stomach holding a flower bouquet. I´ll leave the rest to your imagination.
Interesting. I bet there isn't a dull day at work for them
i work in the OR and i brought up a straight man with a wife who got an icy hot bottle stuck in his ass and he told me ‘his wife was mad at him when he told her he accidentally slipped on it’
@@robertbensch7748 Today is definitely not a good day to have eyes.
21:35 my mom had stage 4 twice… TWICE! She is now 5 years clear!!! Don’t give up just because the doctors tell you that you have a 100% chance of death.
Amen
Damn that’s amazing
My momma is fighting triple negative breast cancer that’s great news!!
hope your mom stays clear❤
Damn, she's one heck of a fighter! Wishing her many healthy years ahead!
. 💬
☝️🤓
what’s funny about the rage rooms is that in psychology we learn that putting your anger out by screaming/hitting/throwing actually causes you to increase your aggression since you are more stimulated and have higher cortisol/stress put on yourself and what you should do instead is focus on calming yourself down when you are angry. those rage rooms could be another way of getting people to continuously come back since “oh i’m still angry after hitting a stick on the ground for a few days and screaming. better sign up and pay another $4000 to get my anger out.”
Yeah but don't try telling them that lol the "go hit your pillow" trick is still talked about a ton in therapy. My partner is a clinical mental health therapist and when they try to help their clients with these issues there is a lot of push back lol
There's a company that recently started up where I live that has a bigass warehouse where people can rent space for the sole purpose of breaking stuff. They have all kinds of different things to choose from that you can break, as well as various tools to accomplish said breaking (bats, sledgehammers, and numerous other kinds of melee implements). Of course they have very strict safety regulations and proper protection must be worn while on the premises.
Not only are they seemingly doing very, very well financially, but a fair enough number of mental health professionals have determined it to be an effective form of therapy. So much so, that (from what a few people have told me) some docs who refer patients there have been able to get certain insurance to cover a visit completely.
When I was in middle school and early high school, I would often gather up glass bottles and similar breakable items for the sole purpose of breaking shit in the concrete ditch behind my father's house whenever I would get super frustrated, angry, overwhelmed etc. It sure as hell always made me feel better, and not one person or animal ever got hurt! (Yeah, I'd sweep and bag it up after I got my aggression out thanks to the breaking/smashing)
More folks need to pick up the drums, lol. Perfect mix between unadulterated aggression and relaxed focus.
I think they're just confusing catching their breath and the physical relief after a sudden burst of activity with emotional relief. Or, y'know, the feeling of being light headed because you were just screaming at the top of your lungs in a forest somewhere (which probably makes the paying thousands of dollars right after seem reasonable too).
I've had luck with just going out and chopping wood. Relieves stress through violence and exercise and you have some nice wood kindling and logs when youre done.
I met a Breathairrian once. He was a ridiculously skinny dreadlocked hippie with a really hot hippie wife and a newborn baby. They were living out of a pickup truck and it was New Years of 2000. I got drunk with them and the guy told me that he had been living off of "Fresh air, sunlight and pot brownies for 3 years." But sometimes he would get too stoned and get the munchies and sneak to the store for Cheetos. It was pretty crazy. It was pretty sad actually because the woman he was with seemed like she was stuck in a bad situation and would just kind of look at him while he would talk for hours about his pseudo medicine/religious BS. She was the embodiment of Gob from Arrested Development saying "Ive made a terrible mistake!".
At least theres hope out there for some of us women to be with a man for more than money and muscles ..... But yeh ... Probly a bad call to let the skinny stoner get you preggers .... I mean I would be with a man if he went broke and was just going through a bad time .... Even if I had to stay in a truck with em but if we had a baby and he wasn't willing to get back to work as soon as possible to fix our situation I'd be gone....
I prefer to sungaze through a magnifying glass, it focuses the sun's healing frequencies on my forehead chakra. Once you start smelling grilled hot dogs, you have achieved Nirvana
It's "GOB" COME ON!!
@@beckyseward6759 yeah loves not about cash BUT when kids get into the pictrure its ridiculous not to do everything you can to get those kids and the woman the best life possible. Thats what family is about ^^
if she's with someone like that, I doubt she's much better. If you ever see someone whos batshit crazy and has a wife or husband, just know they're also insane in one way or another. Yes people can make bad choices in relationships, but only really to a certain extent.
I work with a guy that just found out he has cancer. The doctors said they could remove it now since it was found so early. He refuses to do so, and says that accupuncture and his will to not have cancer will cure it.
Wait for his estate sale, and get his golf clubs at a steal.
I mean, telling yourself to get better DOES work but not to the extent of curing cancer
Warhammer orc lore
Let natural selection take it's course
@@BuhUhNuhUhmaybe for depression or anxiety or something like that
As a biologist, my take is that some forms of home/alternative medicines are okay in certain scenarios. If you got a little burn from touching a hot plate, aloe vera is fine. If you have a slightly sore throat, tea with honey is fine. But we cannot treat complicated conditions with alternative medicines, and we cannot promote alternative medicines that prey on and harm the consumer.
Based and green pilled 🌱
Why can't we? Your doctor and the FDA do this daily
Which isn't such a stretch, because quite a few "normal" medicines are simply refined versions of naturally occurring substances in nature. An aspirin is simply the active substance found in birch bark, just without all the unnecessary materials. Various plants contain numbing agents that have a similar effect as a numbing cream or gel they'd use at a hospital. Honey is a great antiseptic because microbial life can't survive making contact with it, just like a swab with alcohol will.
However note that none of these things are severe or deadly diseases, they're small ailments and annoyances with often not very complex causes. When you actually get really sick, a "good enough" home cure at best might reduce a symptom but won't fix the underlying cause. It's like duct tape: amazing for many uses, always comes in handy, very versatile, but is probably should not be the only thing you're using when trying to plug up the 5ft tear in a ship's metal hull while water is rushing in.
Amen brother
@@mattbarker1411 umm.. just because one unethical organization does it doesn't mean we should do the same thing
Sister died today, long day of calling folks and helping my dad, I finally lay down and open youtube and what do I see? Exactly what I needed. ❤ ya papa.
I hope your sister is resting peacefully!! I’m sure she was a wonderful lady. I’m so sorry!
I'm so sorry for your loss, may your sister rest in peace ♥️
Sorry for your loss, but id suggest you delete this comment before the bots start making jokes
⬆️ - I agree.. Sorry for your loss..
Sorry for your lost, hope things get better soon
Hearing Nick say "vagina-itis" instead of vaginismus made me fucking scream laugh 😭
Vaginitis is a real thing as well though.
@jbmp1390 vaginitis =/= vagina-itis
Vagina-itis sounds like the advanced form of cooties that school kids invented as a slang term and that's why it was hilarious
Vaginaitis just sounds like being a woman.
Me too
bro and the explanation was even worse😭😭 criminal even😭🤣
You should go to my retreat. We sit on the front porch, play music, drink bourbon and beer, while eating pizza. I'll charge you $1000 but you have to bring your own booze. Mental health is important.
I might have to bring my own beer, but at least I don't have to bring my own b¡tch!
25$ per bathroom access.
$5 per toilet paper square
What kinda music
No cocaine?
The edits, lack of cuts, and dynamic between Nick and Hunter is just getting more and more wild and I’m here for it
Having worked in mental health for the last 20 years I can say without a shred of doubt that "Rage Retreats" will only make you more prone to anger. There used to be a primal scream therapy trend in the 80s 90s era that was based on the same principle and it did the opposite as well.
then what is screamo music? Do you believe in music therapy..? Every body is a lil different right..🥹 sum Beartooth?
what about boxing exercise?
Even the heaviest music is about enjoyment, even if its angry music, theres venting of negative energy and expression going on sure, but its got dopamine involved too (because otherwise people wouldnt like to listen or jump about to it), but going crazy with a stick, screaming and hitting things with no other external stimulation than just focusing on your anger and frustration is just reinforcing very negative neurological pathways. @@illiterateLivie
I heard about rage retreats. Poor wildlife.
@conq1273 totally different thing very healthy.
"I used to meditate... and then my demons were too loud, and they scared me, so I stopped." Was too real.
I've heard meditation is bad because some of your brains functions are supposed to be done subconsciously and it's bad to become aware of them. I've heard it compared to when you become aware of your own breathing and how it sucks to have to do it manually.
@@reeetawd Yet...for some reason, I still want to try those Isolation pod things. Go in after a good nights sleep, come out looking like I haven't in weeks.
The only way to throw out the garbage in the house, is to really take it and throw it. You cannot clean your house in an unreal way. What makes you think, you can do the same with yourself? Knowing the demons are real and doing nothing is just making it worse in the long run. If it's challenging, find a guru who can help you. Or else you will end up being a lucrative patient for all the psychologists and doctors.
@@ishaanmurarka9082 The way I see it, meditation is not so much a pursuance of "throwing away the trash", since the trash will always come back, but rather a way to understand the principle of throwing away trash itself. Sort of like realizing the benefit of showering regularly, even if you're just going to get dirty again. Meditation is a way to gain a deeper perspective about our mind, rather than limiting everything to just "desirable/undesirable".
Hopefully that makes sense to someone.
when our body starts feeling safe, that's usually when the "demons" come out.
which is good, if you are equipped to handle them.
if not, it will overwhelm you.
maybe you should lower the intensity.
less often, and not too long.
The more you understand the body, the more you realize that some of these things are either someone's sick fetish or absolutely destructive ignorance.
How does someone hear "drinking your piss is good for you" and not feel an urge to research the function of the kidneys? I don't understand.
It's practically sterile and just very salty. You might as well drink a Gatorade.
@@Noname304y2u2If your body didn't want it the first time than you probably shouldn't ingest it again. (Advice not applicable to taste differences just nutricient wise)
@@Noname304y2u2 Yes and no.
Urine is sterile when it's inside you, but once it's outside the body it's very easily contaminated.
People are just flat out uneducated
@@Noname304y2u2"No, urine is not sterile. It naturally contains bacteria, and a study found that healthy people's urine has an average of 5.8-7.1 bacterial species per sample. However, urine doesn't contain harmful microbes that can make you sick immediately, like those found in contaminated water"
About Noland: A month after the procedure, up to 85% of the Neuralink threads implanted in Arbaugh's brain had retracted and become unresponsive, degrading his ability to control external interfaces. In lieu of additional surgery to fix the problem, software updates were made that have allowed Arbaugh to regain some functions.
Wendigoon geting called out in the first 30 secs is wild.
My partner has serious long term health repercussions from Covid, along with a friend of mine. Yet I have friends who say all sorts of wacky nonsense about Covid not being real, or the vaccine having electronic chips in it: good friends rib their friends when they're being stupid. Papa Meat looks like he'd be a good friend to have round.
@@dunningdunning4711 My favorite is people saying covid was fake but then also saying the ukraine has covid factories and that's why Putin went in (yes this is a real thing someone told me).
Right I had to rewind
@@dunningdunning4711 yeah my parents believe in that crap and it seriously hurts me to know my family is that stupid. My mom tried to say her and I’s meth psychosis we had separately were “because of the chem trails in the air at the time”. I’m like no mom , you went into psychosis because you were being stupid like me and not sleeping for days. 🙄IDIOTS . Idiots . This country is filled with idiots .
That’s a different thing, the jab is more hocus pocus than piss therapy.
**TOM PEARL VIOLENTLY WRETCHING IN RESPONSE TO THE TASTE OF HIS OWN DIARRHEA SOUND EFFECT**
Very amusing
Matt and Ryan went to perform the acts explained in this video shortly after
@@kevinmunn666 the amusing brothers if you will
Matt and Ryan tan their b-holes while holding hands.
This made me spit out my aged urine LOL 😅
The BBL Sasquatch is taking alternative medicines
not alt just real
Go red rockets! 🚀
We need another stream of jocinda going from crap, to MVP, back down to crap again. Can't wait
RED ROCKETTTTSSSSSS 🚀💯
BEST IN THE LEAGUE DONT EVEN FUCKIN DENY IT 🔥
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I feel like people aren't aware of how many wild animals are chock full of parasites...like the reason we process food and water before consumption is because we were tired of all sorts of horrible diseases.
This is one big reason wild animals die significantly earlier than animals in captivity / pets
A yoni egg is basically the unsafe version of a kegel weight… While the yoni egg is made of material that is absolutely not made to go up inside of you, kegel weights tend to be made of things like silicone (i.e. same material as s*x toys and such). If you really want to strengthen your pelvic muscles for a variety of reasons, then kegel weights are a better alternative. It’s much much safer and sanitary.
why are you censoring the word sex lol
@@thepresident5696 Cuz I don’t want the UA-cam gods hiding / deleting my comment 😭 it’s happened before trust me
Ovipos 👀
@@thepresident5696
Yoni egg sounds alike Yoshi 🥚
I was gonna say these seem like an unsafe version of Ben-Wah balls lol.
Papa meat is my alternative medicine. Meat pilled take, I know
any meatmaxxing tips?
All that meat is crazy
PapaPilled MeatMaxxing
It's a suppository
😂 I have no idea why my brain did this but I literally read this as "Baby meat is my alternative medicine" and had to reread it.
Body: We finally get rid of these wastes and germs
brain: What is this golden liquid? Maybe we should drink it
"BUT WAIT! ...What if we ferment it?"
"MmmmmmhhhhFfffffyeahh"
Bear Grylls with drinking piss that one time is hilarious in this context.
We’re reversing evolution lol
Urine is generally sterile, aside from the (usually) relatively small amount of bacteria flushed out of the urethra during urinarion. Definitely plenty of other stuff in there you don't want back in you though.
Imagine having tea with a friend and she tells you aboit her new journey into yoni steaming and now you have to sit there and wonder if said tea you're drinking is the yoni steam concoction
Don’t have to imagine it. Elderly hippie women swear by this.
two years ago if you told me the guy who makes the scary animations would be my favorite commentator youtuber id laugh in your face. But you cannot deny this man's charisma and the effort he puts into his videos
On that heavy flow comment. Brother, you do not want to bathe everything you pass in blood. Yeah, it sounds metal AF, but it's genuinely a day ruiner.
Yeah if hunter does his own laundry he would want light flow periods
You end up ruining so many pairs of jeans 😭
@@rodexx426 RIP all the cute jeans I had to throw away because Mrs Flow wasn't having it T^T
Its exhausting heavy-flowin' it 😴
@@carryoncarrion4525 you could say it takes a lot out of you
Leather Cheerio sunning: not recommended
I've done it
@HalideHelix basically giving UV rays to your colon that leads to butthole cancer
@@zerostarvevo speed-running skin cancer.
@HalideHelix it's dumb
DOCTER ER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
I had a buddy that liked to drink local water from creeks in the woods whenever he went to a new area. “Build up resistance to local pathogens” was his reasoning. No heating the water, just straight drinking it while in the water or leaning over. I thought it was weird and ill-advised then I later met another guy who also did it. So I know of two which isn’t many but a bit weird it’s that high of a number at all.
When did they shit their guts out? Cause that will happen if you drink straight out of a stream
You must run with a fun crowd.
I’ve also done this lol
Damn the local parasites mist be very happy. At least he drinks from rivers I hope and never still water like swamps...
I have one of the life straws that I drink out of the local rivers/creeks with! I definitely recommend for people that are nature lovers & don't want to just drink straight from the creek😅
The back and forth between Nick and Hunter is so fucking hilarious, saying vile and foul stuff while keeping a perfectly straight face just make me lose it
It’s the kind of friendship we all want and need 😍
Fun fact. I'm currently in nursing school, and we are taught to not deny people these beliefs. We are taught to simply acknowledge them and then educate them on the modern medical route. Denying these beliefs is seen as non therapeutic.
Do they teach you about inserting synthetic Uridines on mRNA Backbones, and the erroneous codon-triplets they create from Ribosomal Translation slippage?
@@cbenediccengi No, but do you know that mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell?
@@cbenediccengi No, nursing is focused on patient care, nursing interventions for various pathologies, as well as medication management, interpersonal communication and interdisciplinary collaboration. We learn all about DNA and RNA in anatomy and physiology of course, but the classes do not go too far into the subject. I've asked ChatGPT to translate what you've written, and it seems you are trying to write about possible safety issues for these types of vaccines, I am assuming particularly the Covid vaccines. From further research, it would seem that these types of issues you are pointing out are very rare. In medicine, we practice what is know as the "risk-benefit" analysis. Whether or not the benefits of medical intervention outweigh the health risks associated. When it comes to these vaccines, the risks are so minimized that the benefits have been deemed overwhelming. From my research, covid vaccines have demonstrated high efficacy and safety profiles through extensive testing.
@@TaleDreamer did you know that the brain named itself?
It's not wrong. There is a chance that the patient will deny your help entirely if they think you are against them. Gotta handle these crazy beliefs with tact
I love how its canon that Nick has an adult race car bed
Of course he does!
One of my friends from high school started drinking his own urine because he said it was sterile and healthy and kept trying to tell me about how he would struggle to keep it down. I tried to tell him urine is a waste product so your body is literally trying to get rid of it so there's no reason to drink it again. I suspected it wasn't for health benefits and he just had a fetish for it or something. I'm not friends with him anymore.
The Steve Jobs thing happened to my abuela. She had skin cancer when I was a little kid and it would have been treatable. Probably would have lived for years after. That was until one of my tias, her daughter (who’s a fucking sociopath that I’ve fought on two occasions) told her to do the carrot juice cleanse thing. She convinced my abuela to stop treatment and do the cleanse. My abuela died within the year.
People, go to the damn doctor.
RIP Abuela 😢
I am so sorry for ur loss.
that’s so fucked up i don’t know how anyone could live with themselves after that.
It is childish of you to blame your aunt for that. Your parents and your abuelo failed you in life if what you learned was to carry around some petty grudge your whole life. What a disgrace you are.
@@nanachiluv5005 if someone is already that delusional, she probably makes up some reason for why it happened
Dude you do not want a heavy flow, trust me... Not only is it messy and super uncomfortable, it does actually makes you feel weak, sometimes almost to the point of actually passing out. Not to mention how extremely rancid it is to change tampons or pads while the heavy flow is in, almost every second hours, even at night. And then you go on for the next day weak and drained but now also sleep deprived only for it to just continue - you truly do not want that. Also, if this goes on for more than a few days, you can actually end up in a hospital for losing too much blood.
Can confirm, heavy flow is not ideal.
Heavy flow is sick af
Heavy flow even when trying to get hella iron or supplementing the period anemia is sooo much worse than anemia from a bad diet😫
Bruh, being a guy is seems Easy Mode while a women is literally playing on Survival mode 😢. My respect for women is ever-increasing ❤
@@MrKEY18 Men have their own valid issues to deal with too. I can only Imagine the challenge of being a teenager with little control of *showing interest*. Then you all get older and want to *show interest* as you're no longer a dumb teen and have some game but it takes more work. Plus all the emotions that come with all that. Respect.
Gwyneth Paltrow…it’s kinda ironic that she played Pepper Potts, a woman of science.
Tony’s death hit her hard
Think she was more of a corporate suit type. Mightve even just been originally Tony's personal assistant
Yeah but it's the type of science that believes you can make ironmans fly with crystals and tiny rockets, so it fits her real life persona perfectly.
@@Elcore maybe she thought it was a documentary
Fantastic actor, I guess
12:00 I don't recall for quartz, but jade is kind of porous and will basically be a massive double decker bus of bacteria straight inside your genitals, not that great.
Hunter "I don't feel good about...we can cut that out"
Editor - Keeps it in like a yoni egg
No
Nick "Yeah my ex had a tight yoni, and so my big dong was very painful for her"
LIKE A YONI EGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@carryoncarrion4525 OR BUTT PLUG 😆😆😆😆😆
I drank" raw water" from a spring on my old neighbor's property one time. ( I just wanted to try it to see if it was any good.) To make a long story short I was on the porcelain throne spewing my guts out for two days. Don't drink from a spring unless it has been marked as safe and potable.
I’ve survived off mountain streams without filtering. Sounds dramatic - I was just mountaineering but I mean that it was my water source.
The rule, they say, is that it’s safe to drink once you’re at an elevation where there are no longer plants and soil. Bc that means teeming animal life and their poop. But once you get high enough to where it’s only rocks, ice/snow, and occasional shrubs, then animal life is sparse enough that it’s generally safe to drink from a running stream.
I mean, people get sick from tap water when they travel
And that is filtered
Good thing you puked, one of the strongest self defense systems we have lol
I'm still haunted by that time I ended up in rural Russia, and the Russians with me were overjoyed at the "drinkable tap water", but as a tender and delicate Canadian, I did not find it drinkable.
Day-long diarrhea hits differently when the toilet is a literal hole in the floor
I drank from random streams in Alaska all the time and I never got sick k
That's how you get brain amoebas, children.
Always believed rubbing myself in doo doo was good but everyone avoids me
Wonder why 😂
Your own or somone elses?
@@kodek1234 yes.
theres some people that are into that but not generally accepted, no
id try something else
Thats the parasites in their brains steering them away from your healthy aura.
First rule of toys is always have a stopper at one end so you don't lose it. These eggs are bad news bears 😂 12:05
Facts
The Greatest Thumbnail you have ever done. PRAISE THE SUN WITH THAT BUSSSSSY
Oh shit! say hi to Eli, quick everyone, unsubscribe
Man, calm down.
I love it.
That the hole you crap out of son. Calm down
I'm a screenshot it in case youtube finds something wrong with it
@@frickin_chicken _”Calm down, son, it’s just a drawing, not the real thing.”_
Tell your boy to start eating rice with every meal. Rice will be his best friend for the runs.
(B)ananas (R)ice (A)applesauce and (T)oast
@@sparkpenguina true brat summer
12:38 the blankness of this stare is amazing. The face of someone receiving knowledge they neither need nor want.
In case anyone is wondering, the band on his shirt is peeling flesh.
Thx was trying to figure it out for a while now, drove me nuts.
I think this is the first time I've caught a video literally seconds after release
me too. maybe we are in the matrix but the bootleg one :(
Happy for you buddy
4 minutes for me. A first as well.
Good for you, sport
Thumbnail really dragged ya in huh?
I use garlic, ginger, activated charcoal, honey, and tea when sick. Most of the time it works for but when it doesn't then I go to the doctor. Natural remedies have their place but isn’t an answer for everything. same goes for modern medicine, balance is key.
Unpasteurized honey from the farmers market! ❤
They are, theres a fruit, seed, etc. For everything lol, gotta mix and match stuff, very overwhelming tho
My grandma insists to this day that gulping down a tablespoon of mustard the second you get a Charlie horse or severe cramp makes it go away. I found this out at age 7 when out of nowhere she started screaming to my dad to “GET THE MUSTARD!!! GET THE MUSTARD!!!!”
My family is all on pickle juice to clear cramps
Lmao. I had a buddy in hs who hot really terrible ones at night. I remember crashing at his house one night, and he just started screaming about getting him some bananas. Which do help but not instantly. It cracked me up though cuz I had no idea what was happening
@@addicted2monster88 LMAO
I used to work with a lady who would drink some of the leftover pickle juice after each shift to “check for ulcers”.
@IIIISai yeah. I was downstairs in um another bedroom. And this mfkr just started screaming out, "Bring me bananas, hurry!" His sister finally told me what was going on, but it was a trip. I thought he was losing it.
The lady with the worms lived. It took two months, but she survived.
10:04 this might be my favourite moment out of all videos you've done. The immediate shame and embarassment that crept across your silent face until you cracked a devious smirk was very funny.
Jesus this was one of the funniest uploads this channel has done. Absolutely love how Nick is involved more, shits too funny.
They have a hilarious dynamic. Good stuff!
I wonder how many parasite clenses the liver king has to do to stop from getting worms crawling out his ass when eating raw meat.
The livestock roids he uses are cut with antiparasitic meds, surely.
These people also love popping de-worming medicine thanks to a certain ex president and Bro Rogan
He probably just fakes it.
Like everything else he does.
I have never in my life gotten sick from raw pork, we eat it regularly in germany ("Mett" basically raw ground pork). Our food safety and health standards might be better here tho
Tim Minchin said it best; "You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? Medicine."
Um no. i dont know where you were hiding from 2020-2023 but they literally called anything other than what “medicine” they were pushing dangerous misinformation and a great threat to our democracy.
Not exactly. Almost every over the counter medicine can be sourced naturally from plants, but how would any big company make money off of that, as you can't patent a plant, but you can patent a synthesized version of a chemical.
Dangerous misinformation and a great threat to our democracy?
@@harrydavey9884also becuaese it's easier to control doasage, purity, and all the other variables. You still need prescription to get herbal medicine from licensed professionals even in places the practice herbal medicine. Big pharma is bad but bindly sticking every blame on them doesn't help.
@@harrydavey9884 Herbal remedies that have been proven to work are still just "medicine", regardless of marketing e.g. willow bark vs. aspirin tablets (although the aspirin tablets are more potent).
You need to start selling your thumbnails as posters. True modern art
I’d buy um
I was just thinking this fr
"You know what they call alternative medicine that works? Medicine."
This is a 9 minute beat poem...
27:05 - $4K? Fuck, man, $20 worth of petrol for the bike and a 3-hour hike and I could scream and smack sticks against the side of a mountain all I want.
33:50 Which editor is it that is so cultured to have included MULTIPLE MF DOOM references
rest in piece, MF DOOM.
Whatever
what song is that ?
@@CareonovamAll Caps from Madvillainy
Remember all caps when you say the man name: RIP MF DOOM
To the guy taking in the background: you need to go get a colonoscopy my man. If you just started having diarrhea daily 6 months ago, you need to see if something is happening there.
Yeah, it can be resulted from tumor or cancer if it doesn't go away or even contain blood.
Hey shut up. Can't you tell by their tone that they know what they're talking about? I'm sure he knows that he's fine. They're both super healthy
All you have to do to cure it is to stop any intake of fluids. Remove the hydration from the body, and there won't be enough excess water to mix up a batch of Mississippi Mud Butt. Mix vodka with heaping spoonfuls of table salt, add caffeine powder to this, and this will be your ONLY beverage. For food, you must ONLY eat saltine crackers. More the merrier. Do this for a 6 week cycle, even if the mud turns to stone. Stopping the cycle early will undo your progress. After a six week cycle, you will need to perform a baby oil cleanse. Drink a gallon of baby oil a day for 7 days. Then go on another 6 week cycle. This should cure it. For best results, spend 4 hours a day in a sauna.
Yeah it's probably IBS.
Yeah, genuinely, please get that shit checked.
My brother in law bought unpasteurized milk, and other stuff made with it. We refused to touch it. He lived in a state of perpetual diarrhea.
We drank unpasteurized milk for three years. It's only dangerous if the cow is sick or the conditions are dirty. We are lucky enough to live out in the country and get milk from a small farm where they only had a few cows, so it was easy to keep track of their health. But I get being weirded out by it.
Weak genetics
@@JuniperWhiskeytart what a waste of three years
That made me laugh out loud
@@rumbleb2654 yeah sorry about that
As someone who works at a spa, let me tell you this: ANYTHING you put on your face that is not naturally occurring will cause acne. It has to do with the natural "biome" of your skin is healthy, so rubbing "foreign" product on your face is going to cause an imbalance to this biome. That's why a damp washcloth is really all you need for most people. There's obviously some products made for healing your skin's dryness or protecting you from the sun, but you do not need to scrub your face with all these fancy products or wear masks everyday. I say it feels nice to do every once in awhile, it does make you FEEL cleaner, but at the end of the day, facials are not good for your acne. And if you are wondering if you should get a facial with your friends before a wedding, a dance, or any other major event where you wanna feel and look your best, DON'T get a facial first. Too many people assume it's a good idea, but we always recommend doing it WEEKS before the event. Especially because you might find out a product we use has something that your skin reacts poorly to, and you might find out that you have a reaction to something AFTER you look in the mirror.
I went to school for esthetics in 2010 before the green skin care era and dermalogica was their sponsor so they used all their products and the essay I chose to do was on harsh chemicals. No one took me seriously. I was taught to push products that are not good for your skin or health and yes they also taught us that a facial will break you out.
No soap or anything? Or is it like a damp washcloth With soap?
@@carolinewheeler77 I'll be honest, I'm not sure about that one. I think you'd probably be wise to research the soap you use, and make sure it doesn't have anything known to cause facial irritation. I know my facial skin is sensitive to certain things that most of my other skin doesn't seem affected by. For me, unscented or very lightly scented soap is better for sensitive areas, so I'm assuming that goes for the face too. I work tomorrow, so I'll try to remember to ask a few estheticians what they would say. I'll try to get back to you with a more educated answer.
@@carolinewheeler77 ok, I just remembered I forgot to ask. I will schedule a text to a few of them right now, so I should have an answer tomorrow or Monday.
Papa Meat is my alternative medicine
The perineum is where it is for good reasons, to protect it from the sun being a big one.
the area formerly known as "where the sun don’t shine."
@@rocky-bk5me where the sun... shouldn't shine
Butt it feels so goood!
Drinking urine is similar to connecting sewage to drinking water in the city
india
London, then. :P
Broad street pump moment
Its wild that elon got the permission to start human trials after he killed of all animal test subjects ...
The dude said he basically is his own aimbot on cod tho…
Omfg
Having Nick's little comments are making the videos fkn more hysterical lol
Steve jobs died of ligma, not of pancreatic cancer
What the hell is Ligma?
@@thelemon5069ligma yoni
… oh I get it!
😂😂😂
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
I honestly wouldn't want to expose my most sensitive organs to direct unprotected UV radiation.
The biggest risk you would face is a sunburned nut sack or a sunburned butt crack. (Two phrases I never thought I'd type 🤣)
The frozen shrimp light switch clip took me out. So unserious 😭
Kitty makes me uncomfortable. It's like something a 7 year old would say.
The only family friendly word was ‘fluffy’. Even if you were a kid with a ‘baldy’ 😂. Mind you bum was the hardest bad word we could say but still get the stink eye….. that nanna look.
Cookie is the one I’ve heard. Makes me sooo uncomfortable
@@chickenlittle5095 ew
It’s really gross, why do perverts ruin so many words :(
@@Sixthedragon0720 I've only ever heard furries say that.
Showing that dude drinking "piss" actually made me feel ill
Thanks for the warning I'm eating and haven't gotten that far yet
7:05 kudos to your editor, that joke was very well executed and I laughed more than I should have.
How to achieve immortality according to alternative medicine:
Step One: Sit in a bathtub full of water
Step Two: Drink the water in the bath
Step Three: Piss yourself in the bath
Step Four: Repeat the process for eternity (refill bathtub as needed)
Total bunk. Drinking piss does nothing to restore your vitality or unblock your meridians. Drinking *mercury* is where it's at for becoming immortal.
I worked as an RN (Registered Nurse) for 5 years at a hospital before getting my DNP (Doctorate of Nursing Practice). The unit I worked on became the COVID unit so I was caring for COVID patients during the height of the pandemic and after. At one point we had not one, but TWO patients on the unit, SAVING AND DRINKING THEIR OWN URINE to "help" cure their COVID. They wouldn't listen to the doctors either who strongly recommended against it. Honestly don't know why they came to the hospital if they weren't going to take our treatment and just do their "own." Waste of 2 beds if you ask me 🤷♀😩
Edit: I didn't think people would be upset that staff was frustrated at patients preferring to drink their own piss than use our treatments, which they of their own free will came to the hospital for...
They probably want the "best" of both worlds. Get the official treatment but also do their own "health cures" to help legitimize their actions. "See, drinking my own urine did in fact help me get well." Like a child saying they "helped" with a significantly articulated task that their parents did.
@@deathsyth8888 those anecdotal "evidence" is quite common for alternative medicine and it's so annoying. "I did X and got healthy again" while in most cases of people getting sick they get healthy again on their own either way, even tho with potentially higher risk
DNPs are literally a money grab for institutions and ego lifter for those who seek them lol nurse doctor …very odd to me
That was just their excuse for exercising their fetish while laying in bed and having people tend to them.
Oh shut up
A grown ass man with a racecar bed is a vibe. Props sir.
Hell yeah upgrade it with a CB Radio so you can talk to to other race car beds.
The thumbnail is WILD😭
_”Calm down, son, it’s just a drawing, not the real thing.”_
0:10 I thought this was real for like 5 minutes
I feel like people have started to forget that humans of the past died super young
Fun fact: This number is highly skewed by infant mortality. If you made it out of childhood, you were likely to live a pretty "normal" lifespan.
@@evey0259 oh for real? I always thought people were getting killed off by drinking shit water and plagues and stuff
@@racheldeschaine It absolutely still happened, don't get me wrong, but it wasn't quite as severe as people think. Consider some data from England in the 1850s. 25% of people died before the age of 5, which contributed to the average life expectancy being 42 years. Nonetheless, 10% of people were able to reach the age of 80 or so and when discounting for the child mortality, average life expectancy rises to like 60 or so.
@@evey0259 that makes so much sense that it would skew the data like that. Thanks for the info!
@@racheldeschaine It's one of those statistical things that kind of slaps you in the face when you think about it a little longer than normal. Like the amusing but infuriating trivia that the Civil War was the deadliest war in American history.
I don't know about coffee enemas but my brother used to do vodka enemas. Then again he was working on the oil rig, super high on methamphetamines, and needed to come down but would get fired if his breath smelled like alcohol. That's basically alternate medicine.
Your brother sounds like a real naturopath!
Alcohol breath comes from the alcohol in your blood, not your mouth, so that shouldn't actually work.
A true American hero
Bro was a whole Eversor Assassin💀
This is an absolutely insane passage of text I just read, and you just said it so nonchalantly 😂 oh yeah, my brother used to work on an oil rig, cool guy, anyway he used to put vodka in his butt to help him come down from the meth
After the yoni eggs part i was convinced that women recommend alternate medicine to each other to take out the competition.
I love how with each video, Nick participates more, and Hunter dies inside a little more 😂😂😂
One of the funniest scams I've seen is "ionized water". Met this one wealthy woman with a expensive machine that "ionized" the water. Not realizing ionization only last for less than a second
My funniest English language joke is the "how do you tell apart a factory worker and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce "unionized"
UNION LONG LIVE UNITED LABOUR
Was it potentially hydrogen water? There is actually experimental evidence that electrolyzed water has many benefits including anti-inflammatory and anti-oxidant benefits among others that have been shown in legitimate studies.
The hydrogen also lasts longer than a couple seconds because it dissolves back into the water and forms a complex.
if it's anything other than that then lmao I have no idea 😅
@@MrTuneslol consuming afew molecules of hydrogen is not beneficial for your health.
@@MrTuneslol ozonated water?
Nick calling vaginismus “vagina-itis” killed me
I had acne and a woman told me baby gravy would clear it right up. She said it worked for her and she still does it. She actually had nice skin.
Is it the baby gravy or her regular skincare routine?
How old were you when she told you this?
so thats why my skin's so smooth
What worked for your mother though, won’t necessarily work for everyone.
@@tablescissors This reply deserves 1000 likes
I’m so glad that you found someone that sunburned their asshloe. It made a great start to my already miserable beginning of my day. I can absolutely rejoice, in the fact I don’t have a have a burnt bunghole. Thank you so much for everything you do papa meat!!
That is a beautiful thumbnail
_”Calm down, son, it’s just a drawing, not the real thing.”_
@@Wired4Life2 *heavy breathing*
I Double Fapped to this one. Hi unsub fans!
I Double Fapped to this one. Hi unsub fans!
I Double Fapped to this one. Hi unsub fans!
mfs out here boofing sunlight what a terrible day to have eyes
You LOVE it! Get in there, Honey!
“it was very painful for her” JESUS NIK
I'll never get used to the way Papa Meat says "especially"
1:45 Tokyo ghoul theme W
forever goated
Nothing like Praising the Sun wth your brown eye out
The sun is probably like. NOOOOOOO!
"Alternative health" is the hippie way of saying "unhealthy".
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@@vaseknosek Yeah likely because half the advice they receive is fairly good, and they are far more likely to incorporate the advice compared to the average person. Although, these still aren't justifications to not help people who think that slamming 100g of butter daily is healthy.
@@Colin-yu7pc What?I eat around 100-200g of butter per day sometimes even 400g and finally iam healing from so called balance diet
@@Colin-yu7pc Butter is very healthy if you dont have inflammation from it, and 100g is absolutely no big deal
@@Your_Favorite_Onion 100g of butter is 51.4g of saturated fat which according to many meta-analysis is far too much. Consuming greater than 10% of your calories from saturated fat or about 20-25 grams (average healthy weight) raises your risk of CVD, stroke, etc. So consuming 100g of butter everyday puts you at 2x the safe range of consumption of saturated fatty acids not to mention the potential salt in butter which could land you at 700mg of 33% of your DV of sodium.
25:20 “livewater” has been confirmed to be just tap water lol
"is it yah-nee or yoh-nee?"
"I think its *LAUREL*"
lol loved that
Gonna get Wendigoon in hot water with the people that dont do research lol
6:00
Hit animated single “Willy Bum Bum”, released in 2010 warned us of the dangers of this practice with the lyrics “How should I fix my cold old bum?
Go outside and put my bum in the sun
And my bum got burnt and then begun”
Ladies- you don't need to go to some rage retreat and beat sticks on the ground. Just clean your goddamned house. No, I am not trying to be sexist. Just grab a mop and scrub the hell out of the floor. Its free, it needs to be done anyways, and living in a clean space will increase the calming effects.
Also, get that bidet up and running! Your nether regions will thank you during those Texas summers.