AMBERLYNN CONTRADICTS HERSELF MULTIPLE TIMES IN 1 VIDEO

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  • @dispekfulpieceofshrimp
    @dispekfulpieceofshrimp 2 роки тому +508

    ALR: “My arms are bigger right now because they’re inflated from my weight loss.”
    me: 👁👄👁

    • @mandytaylor1893
      @mandytaylor1893 2 роки тому +49

      I commented something similar on another channel... and if I recall correctly, someone nailed me saying something like, "she meant 'deflated'"... and today I watched Jordy where he covered her recent Q n A on Insta where she went a tad more in depth about her "inflated" arms and then answered a follow-up question where someone was like, "I think you meant 'deflated' and not 'inflated'"......
      Idc who you are or if u think by being this stupid is somehow 'quirky'.... I fully believe this gorl needs to go back and RE-DO basic elementary and high school....
      Who mistakes the two...? That's like not being able distinguish between hot or cold... Gimme a break...

    • @MsJenny813
      @MsJenny813 2 роки тому +36

      @@mandytaylor1893 Also...she said they look bigger.

    • @mandytaylor1893
      @mandytaylor1893 2 роки тому +13

      @@MsJenny813 yeah, I just caught that especially when Zach pointed it out.... Well, all I can say is, she's prolly lying cuz 'inflated' is the word one would use if their arms are, in fact, bigger...So this doesn't make sense.... How could someone UNintentionally use the word while also using a similar descriptive word...? Yeah, I think she just was just blowing smoke up ppl's asses and when she was 'called out' or questioned during the Insta Q and A, she just ran with it.....
      That's so fucking annoying and pisses me off...

    • @jessicar2609
      @jessicar2609 2 роки тому +17

      I think she meant the skin is looser because she lost fat but didn't gain muscle, so it looks like they're bigger? That's my interpretation at least.

    • @user-rz9rq7pp2b
      @user-rz9rq7pp2b 2 роки тому +19

      @@jessicar2609 For sure, it's exactly what you said. It's total nonsense alr logic combined with her inability to articulate anything, but I think her skewed perception of her body goes: weight loss -> loose skin -> "deflated" arms -> flippy flappy floppy arms -> perception of arms being bigger because they're visually flabbier instead of filling out the skin so it's all plump

  • @meganrae2508
    @meganrae2508 2 роки тому +565

    Judy is back there not apologizing for a damn thing because she knows we are blessed to have her presence, no matter the lighting or how recently she woke up ❤️

  • @sheilzify
    @sheilzify 2 роки тому +375

    UGH here Zach goes again, with the “I’m sorry for how I look” situation type of deal. He always looks like he does everyday

  • @Sunshinekmn
    @Sunshinekmn 2 роки тому +197

    Wasn't that what her weight loss doctor recommended for her to start with? Just add vegetables. And now she's doing it. Which, I'm happy for her and hopes it works, but 🙄

  • @queentrinicorn9441
    @queentrinicorn9441 2 роки тому +140

    She is heartless. If it were me, I couldn’t stand to watch footage of myself emotionally/financially abusing my ex. I’d also take the video down to stop making money off of it 😐. Ya know, after I (just barely) admit to being quite terrible to them.
    But nope, not Amber! Amber loves watching that footage of HERSELF to remind her of how good SHE’S doing and how “far” she’s come. Narcs never cease to amaze me with how their selfishness goes over their own heads….😐

  • @Chelseabee55
    @Chelseabee55 2 роки тому +22

    ‘I thrive on the train wreck I used to be’ me after drinking one glass of water

  • @SarahsSeniorYear
    @SarahsSeniorYear 2 роки тому +88

    Didn’t she also quit a weight loss doctor for telling her to eat veggies with every meal. But now it’s the best thing ever because it’s her idea.

    • @averagechickfitness4184
      @averagechickfitness4184 2 роки тому +7

      That’s what I was thinking!!!! She brought that up at the end of “500 lb gorl”
      She said said like “that’s obviously not the answer”

    • @gooseguidedguitar6618
      @gooseguidedguitar6618 2 роки тому +3

      Literally the logic of a 5 year old dude

  • @radlee974
    @radlee974 2 роки тому +95

    Thank you SO much for apologizing for how you look today!! (I forgive you!!) I wish more UA-camrs would apologize for how they look in their videos, _especially_ when they look exactly the same every damn time. Almost _none_ of them ever do!! Heathens, I tell you, HEATHENS!!!

  • @ScoutsJournal
    @ScoutsJournal 2 роки тому +255

    I’m fairly convinced the chest shots are being done on purpose. I mildly think it’s someone paying for them and more fully believe it’s because she’s feeling herself and likes to show them off.

    • @gabaii7363
      @gabaii7363 2 роки тому +43

      Or she is gorl shopping again

    • @spitfire3984
      @spitfire3984 2 роки тому +34

      I agree! There’s definitely a reason for the chest piece molments.

    • @Gracev20
      @Gracev20 2 роки тому +11

      Of course, are you really just figuring this out

    • @brinka7918
      @brinka7918 2 роки тому +4

      yesss in the past she was covering herself at the mere glimpse of chest

  • @gracehanna5661
    @gracehanna5661 2 роки тому +30

    she says she doesn’t like that the purse she just bought has separated sections… so she wants a tote bag(?)
    at this point she could’ve just bought an authentic LV Neverfull with all this money she’s spent on purses she throws away…

  • @HayleyPhoebe
    @HayleyPhoebe 2 роки тому +430

    The fact she’s trying to gaslight us into thinking she lost 100lbs consistently in one go no ma’am you lost & the gained the weight back literally lose 30lbs then gain 15lbs the biggest amount of weight loss came when she was ill. She trying to trick us into believing she worked really hard to achieve anything 🤣🤣🤣

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili 2 роки тому +26

      so I've lost 10 lbs in the last 2 weeks and not the same damn pound over and over.. GIVE ME MY TROPHY FOR BEING A SPECIAL SUCCESS

    • @HollyG1903
      @HollyG1903 2 роки тому +13

      @@peachy_lili 🏆

    • @brosef5033
      @brosef5033 2 роки тому +6

      Do you know what gaslighting means?

    • @HayleyPhoebe
      @HayleyPhoebe 2 роки тому +1

      @@brosef5033 🤣🤣🤣 yep

    • @worm-bri
      @worm-bri 2 роки тому +3

      baby... let's do a little more critical thinking before we use "gaslighting" in a sentence it doesn't belong in

  • @donttouchthefro
    @donttouchthefro 2 роки тому +125

    I loving these long reaction videos. Your level of aggravation in each video cracks me up and has me stalking your channel for a new upload. As an aside, I kinda sorta keep makeup past the expiration date if it’s not separated, has changed color (liquid products), doesn’t smell off, or isn’t damaged beyond repair/use. Makeup cost too much to throw it out right at the expiration date.

    • @cuteakoya
      @cuteakoya 2 роки тому +8

      I also crack up every time Amber does something(which is almost always) that frustrates Zach 🤣

    • @mynameisambertoo7379
      @mynameisambertoo7379 2 роки тому +3

      As long as you’re on top of things, feel welcome to keep them as long as possible 😈 bang for your buck hehe.
      And I agree! I love longer videos and I watch these while eating a meal or playing a game.

    • @jadesunflowercat
      @jadesunflowercat 2 роки тому

      Same, I've enjoyed your videos for a long time, but now I'm excited every day that there might be a new video! You've really honed your commentating skill 😆🥰 and I super appreciate your self awareness so as to grow that skill

    • @thine.
      @thine. 2 роки тому +2

      **my mom keeping that one mascara for years**

  • @sxwhitt
    @sxwhitt 2 роки тому +27

    “BAYBEEE 😩🍼” I live for whenever you call her out on that 💀💀

  • @RMm593
    @RMm593 2 роки тому +45

    thank you so much for finally apologizing for your appearance ❤️

  • @mandytaylor1893
    @mandytaylor1893 2 роки тому +114

    I feel like she's making a mockery of menopause cuz she (according to her vlogs) just NOW somehow stumbled upon the fact that she wasn't supposed to be taking this said medication....
    But she herself, in the past, has admitted that she stopped taking this medication for like 2+ weeks and did she ONCE ever voice her admission of encountering the classic menopause symptoms....? No, she did NOT...
    Therefore, just like 99% of the time, I don't believe a single thing she's trying to spin about the whole estrogen medication arc that she's leaning heavily upon right now for dramatic purposes.....

    • @amandad8922
      @amandad8922 2 роки тому +15

      I guess we've moved on from the ADHD arc.

    • @mandytaylor1893
      @mandytaylor1893 2 роки тому +15

      @@amandad8922 Believe you, me...If there's ever an instance that she can incorporate a new diagnosis, she's gonna run that shit into the ground... And that's regardless if she has ADHD or not.... This has always been a constant on her channel...
      Makes me think of when she filmed Rarity (or maybe it was Wasabi) sitting in a box that was clearly not big enough for its body and HamburglerLynn said "if I fits, I sits"....

    • @paisleychick
      @paisleychick 2 роки тому +4

      I had early menopause after chemotherapy and it took awhile after "things stopped working". She'll know when it really hits for real, not in her mind. My opinion/experience anyway.

    • @MamaLinz123
      @MamaLinz123 2 роки тому +14

      Currently going through the menopause right now and on HRT…
      You’re absolutely correct, she’s gone on and off the oestrogen for 2 year and now she’s suddenly having classic menopause symptoms?
      She’s googled the symptoms and is acting them out one-by-one.
      I call BS.

    • @Youre-Welcome
      @Youre-Welcome 2 роки тому +2

      I'm not convinced she's supposed to be off the meds....HRT is necessary to delay menopause and the things that come with it like lower bone density and increased risk of death.

  • @missinchoate
    @missinchoate 2 роки тому +92

    I live for a new video almost every night before i go to bed. It’s like my lullaby 😂

  • @maeann7191
    @maeann7191 2 роки тому +69

    Can we talk about how she actually almost made it fully in front of her back drop.

  • @ceciwolfcat7
    @ceciwolfcat7 2 роки тому +82

    Zach is back back back! You look adorable, same as always!🥰

  • @HollyBerry0255
    @HollyBerry0255 2 роки тому +54

    Is it my wedding anniversary? Yes. Do I still stop everything I'm doing when I get the Zachary Michael notification. Also yes. My husband knows what's up 😅🤣

  • @Emily-pn1rg
    @Emily-pn1rg 2 роки тому +123

    My mom had to have a total hysterectomy when she was in her early forties because no one listened to her for years about her pain until it was an emergency to have it removed.
    That being said, I wouldn't wish early menopause on my worst enemy and I really hope ALR is able to maintain her appointments and her doctors are able to help ease the transition. That shit is no joke!

    • @jonalynreynolds8122
      @jonalynreynolds8122 2 роки тому +5

      Menopause wasn’t much of anything for me. A few hot flashes is about it.

    • @Emily-pn1rg
      @Emily-pn1rg 2 роки тому +11

      @@jonalynreynolds8122 Lucky you then! I hope that when it's time for me to go through it I'll have an easy time as well! I know it varies widely from person to person, and I'm not sure if going through it very early has an impact on what the experience is, but hopefully ALR doesn't have it too bad.

    • @fawndesilva1607
      @fawndesilva1607 2 роки тому +5

      @@Emily-pn1rg unfortunately however it is for her bad or easy she'll probably not be completely honest about it. She'll say one thing one and then something else another day that completely contradicts what she's already said. That's why so many people have trouble believing anything she says. Like you, I also hope that she has a smooth transition through this. I just have a feeling she's gonna use it for it click bait then get hate and be called out for inconsistencies and the usual cycle will happen that always does with her.

    • @noturbusiness9834
      @noturbusiness9834 2 роки тому +6

      I am very sorry for your mom and it made me so upset that no one took her complaints seriously. There is a research which proved that unfortunately this happens to many women and delays the diagnosis due to doctors not taking women seriously and considering them as being dramatic etc. I hope this changes soon

    • @finkwood
      @finkwood 2 роки тому +2

      I'm just a dude that doesn't know anything about some of these things, but I've always been under the impression that the removal of the ovaries immediately resulted in menopause.
      Is that wrong?

  • @cassidywillhite12
    @cassidywillhite12 2 роки тому +34

    She said she meant deflated but how does that equal looking bigger? I’ve lost a lot of weight and have loose skin but they still look MUCH smaller 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @brinka7918
      @brinka7918 2 роки тому +2

      now she will be telling us she looks bigger bc she is losing weight xdd

  • @jamesevans1176
    @jamesevans1176 2 роки тому +67

    Again with the lymphedema! It's hot, and she's over weight, it's fairly common for people who suffer lymphedema to swell more when it's hot. She still uses a lot of salt and soy sauce and sauces high in sodium! Maybe she's not eating as many cup noodles (that we know of) but she still has a high sodium diet.

    • @josi7690
      @josi7690 2 роки тому +2

      She does have lymphedema though. Her legs are not like that solely from being overweight or sodium. I know because I have it. I've lost 80 pounds and it made absolutely no difference in my lymphedema. My sodium intake also doesn't affect it. I hope she does see the lymphedema specialists. I've never seen her bare legs but what I've seen with her legs being covered, it doesn't seem to be only from hot weather and sodium.

    • @jamesevans1176
      @jamesevans1176 2 роки тому +2

      @@josi7690 Lymphedema is made worse and effected by high fat/saturated fatty foods, and high sodium as well as hot weather. To combat the swelling of fluids it's usually treated with diuretics which causes the extra liquid to be expelled through urination.
      I've never doubted that she suffers lymphedema, I just think she's blaming the wrong things.

    • @josi7690
      @josi7690 2 роки тому +1

      @@jamesevans1176 ...From what I can see it doesn't look like lymphedema only from sodium. I hope she does share what the specialists tell her as I'm sure it would help others. I agree that she does consume a lot of sodium and fat from fast food. I hope that when she loses weight it alleviates the lymphedema. I was half her weight and losing weight did not help me. I truly hope it does for her because dealing with this and having to wear compression wraps the rest of my life has been much more difficult than it was for me to lose weight.

    • @jamesevans1176
      @jamesevans1176 2 роки тому +4

      @@josi7690 I'm not saying it's just the sodium. I'm saying that it makes it worse. Nor am I trying to argue with you. I'm explaining based on my knowledge of working with patients and studying lymphedema as part of my certifications.
      It's doubtful that it would clear up just from weightloss, but reducing sodium and saturated fats will help, compression socks, will help as well. As will her getting up and moving more

  • @larissam3999
    @larissam3999 2 роки тому +35

    Zach I wanted to comment on your merch with the new company.
    I got my shit's not adding up shirt today; on this hot humid day in Winnipeg Canada❤️ I have it on already.
    I will say def super happy with the fast secure shipping, the quality (super soft and comfy tshirt) and design is fantastic❤️🎉
    Thanks for always bringing the laughs and reacts☺️🤩

  • @xgreenus
    @xgreenus 2 роки тому +30

    Every time Zachary angrily shakes their fists at ALR, an angel gets its ✨wings✨ 💕🤣

    • @itsj-fo8502
      @itsj-fo8502 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elid3630
    @elid3630 2 роки тому +56

    Your reactions make me laugh. I appreciate you going into the Amberverse firsthand because I surely cannot be bothered to.

  • @emilyphillips1424
    @emilyphillips1424 2 роки тому +22

    In case nobody else has explained it here, makeup doesn't usually have an expiry date. Instead it has a little symbol with a number that represents how many months the product can be used for once its open until its expired. This works fine but if you have a lot of makeup its hard to remember when you opened it unless you keep track of it.

    • @YayMiko
      @YayMiko 2 роки тому +2

      I never knew this, thank you!

    • @socialdistancingon8333
      @socialdistancingon8333 2 роки тому +1

      Lipstick is expired once it starts smelling oily, or if things start separating visibly. And clear oils will turn yellow over time. That's about all I know about makeup expiring.
      There are eye shadows and even some lipsticks I've had for years that still seem to work, smell, and look fine.
      However, I do wish that the makeup and skincare companies would put expiry dates on them, like they do in Korea. It would be helpful.

  • @backonmybs7790
    @backonmybs7790 2 роки тому +26

    i've been in medical menopause for a year an a half now. it is harder to stay fit but not nearly as hard as she's making it seem. i eat about 10% less and started always taking the stairs and parking at the end of parking lots and i've been able to actually lose 15 lb. (180-165 lb)

  • @BOLLOCKS1968
    @BOLLOCKS1968 2 роки тому +48

    She has literally tried every fad diet ... for about 3 days. Usually stopped because of some medical reason or the food didn't have enough taste or flavor. Invents her own duet suited to her ... which again lasts for 3 days ,followed by binge eating and tears! She will remain overweight as long as she keeps making money and puts her health last.

    • @theweyrd
      @theweyrd 2 роки тому +3

      She’s an addict and doesn’t really want to stop eatiiiinnn. Until she decides to really fight the addiction, she’s going to continue forever.

  • @josephguerena3602
    @josephguerena3602 2 роки тому +10

    My new favorite commentary is when Zachary looks at the computer screen and utters…… “Have you 🤨?” Or “Are you 🤨?”

  • @emilybrockbrader5806
    @emilybrockbrader5806 2 роки тому +24

    Listening to you helps my evening anxiety. Thank you for making me forget about heavy stuff for a bit.

    • @YayMiko
      @YayMiko 2 роки тому +4

      I have found games and crafts helpful as well! (Usually while watching/listening to UA-cam). Something calm but uses just enough of your brain to stop the thoughts. Lately for me it’s been good old solitaire or Tetris on my phone. Mostly solitaire, for falling asleep. Sending you best wishes!

  • @lexxxiiiangel
    @lexxxiiiangel 2 роки тому +82

    What is Amber carrying in her large bags…. A Notebook, A second copy of “A Little Life,” Pens, Ginger Chews, A Premiere Protein Shake, and a wallet that says “quirky” on it

  • @neu_dae
    @neu_dae 2 роки тому +23

    also like.... does anyone else feel like Amber and [Amberlynn's Girlfriend] have a fake-feeling relationship? like... I dunno I get this vibe that it's played up for the camera and they're just roommates in a fake (for TV) relationship. I could be off but it's a BIG vibe I get from them.
    (edit: I wrote this before you even started talking about how fake they sound looool)

  • @meowedith
    @meowedith 2 роки тому +27

    What's cracking me up about ALR mentioning her appearance in every video is her hair has been looking a lil extra *dishevelled* as of late. The way she plays with those fly away side burns drives me nuts. Gorl is just making them greasy

    • @caty0000
      @caty0000 2 роки тому +3

      I think she’s been showering with her hair up In the poop bun and that’s making it frizzy. It looks like that all the time.

    • @Gottoberealz
      @Gottoberealz 2 роки тому +3

      I don't think she's washed her hair in over a month

    • @caty0000
      @caty0000 2 роки тому +1

      @@Gottoberealz it’s impossible to tell

  • @raspburied
    @raspburied 2 роки тому +6

    "i kinda just thrive on the train wreck i used to be" - me to my therapist

  • @daintybeigli
    @daintybeigli 2 роки тому +18

    I wish she’d called the pasta “turtle-ini”

  • @pitabreadwithcheese2749
    @pitabreadwithcheese2749 2 роки тому +13

    Bestie! You just need a ring light. Get yourself over to the Goodwill and snatch one up. 😉

  • @olive92
    @olive92 2 роки тому +25

    only reason ALR keeps "reacting" to her old content is to desperately try to convince us (and maybe herself) that she's somehow made progress. when she;s exactly the same, if not worse

  • @Artysmom
    @Artysmom 2 роки тому +17

    *screams internally*!!!!! Zach is here! I’ve had strep and zero voice for over a week. I’m so damn bored at home. I just constantly refresh hoping Zach will keep me entertained. 😂😂

    • @spitfire3984
      @spitfire3984 2 роки тому

      Hope you get well soon! Strep sucks!

  • @buckshot_honeymoon
    @buckshot_honeymoon 2 роки тому +6

    “Do I contradict myself? Very well, I contradict myself, I’m vast, I contain multitudes.” --Walt Whitman

  • @strawberryseeds
    @strawberryseeds 2 роки тому +28

    tbh Amber doesn’t look thinner she just looks older. When I got older the fullness in my face faded away because of age and maturity.

  • @jeniferdavid7687
    @jeniferdavid7687 2 роки тому +12

    I wonder if Amber Lynn was meaning that her arms looked inflamed and she said inflated instead?!

    • @Heatherlopez23
      @Heatherlopez23 2 роки тому

      On her recent Qand A she doubled down on it 🤷🏻‍♀️ she probably did mean inflamed she’s just too dumb to know that’s what she meant

    • @hayliedlr
      @hayliedlr 2 роки тому

      I think she meant DEflated?

  • @MamaLinz123
    @MamaLinz123 2 роки тому +10

    I had a proper belly-laugh at your annoyance at her intentionally mispronounced words…
    Thank you and I feel you bestie 😬

  • @Rachelief
    @Rachelief 2 роки тому +40

    Whew! Being a new mom and going to Target with the baby was harder than I thought.
    Really needed this video distraction, Zach! Love you and your channel! ❤️

    • @spitfire3984
      @spitfire3984 2 роки тому +4

      Congrats on your new little one! 💜

    • @rebeccareid89
      @rebeccareid89 2 роки тому +9

      You got this mama! Give it a couple months and you’ll be doing it in your sleep. It’s a learning curve. Give yourself time.

    • @MsJenny813
      @MsJenny813 2 роки тому +5

      Congrats! I remember when my first was born (15 years ago), I couldn't believe they just let me leave the hospital with her as if I knew what I was doing =D

    • @kellyb7039
      @kellyb7039 2 роки тому +1

      Congratulations

    • @carrie3982
      @carrie3982 2 роки тому +2

      As as mum of four, don’t let one trip stop you. Keep doing it. Congratulations too

  • @babybluecheeks
    @babybluecheeks 2 роки тому +7

    I'm laughing about the fact Amber thinks it's because of her willpower why she's not over eating and ordering take out 3 times a day, ITS THE OZEMPIC!!!

  • @BeckBeckGo
    @BeckBeckGo 2 роки тому +2

    “In case my appearance e offends you”
    Damn fam, you’re so mean to you.

  • @Disneymagic24
    @Disneymagic24 2 роки тому +27

    I swear amber gets this high from wipey calling her “ baby”

    • @briar8855
      @briar8855 2 роки тому +1

      Oh no, something makes her happy😬

    • @whenwhatwherehow5678
      @whenwhatwherehow5678 Рік тому

      @@briar8855 true.. I love this channel but I don’t really understand the criticism that ISNT health/weight related. I don’t mind her personality or purchasing choices or relationship choices (when they aren’t abusive). Let her live

  • @MA1.5
    @MA1.5 2 роки тому +37

    I am not offended, but thank you for the apology, my friend.

  • @spitfire3984
    @spitfire3984 2 роки тому +36

    With all due respect, you are so handsomely beautiful and of course Queen Judy is slaying.

  • @caligal2010
    @caligal2010 2 роки тому +4

    Lmfao 30 seconds in and I'm already cracking up

  • @untalented7880
    @untalented7880 2 роки тому +11

    I want her to bring back the fake septum ring.

  • @hiericas
    @hiericas 2 роки тому +4

    I moved my phone when you switched to the "please clap" cut 🤣 I was so scared I thought I lost you.

    • @pearlsonaplate5543
      @pearlsonaplate5543 2 роки тому +1

      Me too! Lol 😂 thought my huge fingers had clicked another video

  • @elid3630
    @elid3630 2 роки тому +5

    “How much did we spend babe?… Only $88”
    Oh just what my bf and I pay for groceries for an entire week, cool cool cool.

  • @closetastrologer
    @closetastrologer 2 роки тому +22

    I’ve been feeling like shit the last few days and your videos have been on repeat. You really help to lift my spirits. Thanks Zach ❤️

  • @kaitlynreed2771
    @kaitlynreed2771 2 роки тому +21

    Needed this after an overwhelming day! Decompressing to a Zach video & cooking supper. 💗 love your commentary!

  • @Hazelnuts88
    @Hazelnuts88 2 роки тому +17

    Zachary always out here giving me top quality entertainment while I’m doing mundane housework 👏🏻💃

    • @butameremortal9424
      @butameremortal9424 2 роки тому +2

      😂 and You are not alone

    • @spitfire3984
      @spitfire3984 2 роки тому +2

      I always listen to Zachary while cooking or cleaning. LOL he’s one of my besties and he doesn’t even know it. 😂 I feel like I know him.

  • @justinecorrington4106
    @justinecorrington4106 2 роки тому +4

    You should have said the lighting is making you look the exact same; lol

  • @CallMeMoprah25
    @CallMeMoprah25 2 роки тому +4

    Ooh yes 🙌🏾 today was a doo doo day so I appreciate winding down with you!

  • @Lindseynyc123
    @Lindseynyc123 2 роки тому +4

    That bowl of tortellipi has a whole days worth of sodium for god sake GORL

  • @Linniepoooh
    @Linniepoooh 2 роки тому +2

    Damnit that stupid door stopper gets me every time 😂 I always think it’s a water drop. Why am I like this?!?!?!

  • @Emily-pn1rg
    @Emily-pn1rg 2 роки тому +7

    Not you already apologizing for how you look even though it's how you look everyday! 😂

  • @christines7270
    @christines7270 2 роки тому +9

    I think she use to do her makeup all the time because she was watching the beauty community drama and it inspired her to do her makeup. As soon as that all ended so did her obsession with makeup.

  • @meoueo
    @meoueo 2 роки тому +5

    I have had the same eyeshadow palette for three years I'm not throwing it away no matter how expired it is 💀

  • @saira._.elizabeth
    @saira._.elizabeth 2 роки тому +2

    Sometimes I wonder if she just hired a hand model and named them “Wifey” … 👋👐🤟🏿👈🤚🏽✌🏽👍

  • @donnagriffie78
    @donnagriffie78 2 роки тому +2

    Bc I feel the need to add my 2 cents…it’s stupid hot in Arkansas too. And I never buy the combo packs of plastic cutlery for parties bc we don’t use the knives much either. If it’s real enough food that it needs cutting, I’m want real silverware 😂

  • @Kbaby8.9
    @Kbaby8.9 2 роки тому +1

    Whenever a place gives me cutlery I put it in the side pocket of our cooler. I always take it to parks or on road trips and it comes in handy! Lol

  • @abby7628
    @abby7628 2 роки тому +2

    I can’t believe live-stream era was over a year ago I remember finding that era so hard to follow

  • @ericaashleyxo
    @ericaashleyxo 2 роки тому +1

    lmaooo I was looking forward to your reaction to the expired makeup since I saw her video 😂 thank you for all the laughs!

  • @nadav_
    @nadav_ 2 роки тому +6

    Does she have no self awareness or is she just trolling the sh*t out of me right now? - is a question I ask every time I watch her

    • @farapipsqueek636
      @farapipsqueek636 2 роки тому

      yeah. That is why I unsubscribed and stopped watching. I refuse to add to her income and give her more incentive to be unbearable

  • @CelieSchae
    @CelieSchae 2 роки тому +15

    I’m a new subscriber and I feel like we are besties. Thanks for the videos Zach 👽

  • @keilakolden3279
    @keilakolden3279 2 роки тому +2

    ZACHHHHH I AM SO EXCITED U POSTED

  • @jamiecarpenter5237
    @jamiecarpenter5237 2 роки тому +5

    Her lymphedema has progressed into lipodema which is why her swellimwont go down. It will never go down now. She's screwed.

  • @jeen5964
    @jeen5964 2 роки тому +8

    Ok zach has never made me laugh this much in a video he is just coming up with one kill after the other I'm dying here great job zach 😂😂😂

    • @MamaLinz123
      @MamaLinz123 2 роки тому

      Honestly same.
      I’ve rewound bits of this react just to laugh again.
      Love this person!

  • @katieheath7191
    @katieheath7191 2 роки тому

    Been taking breaks for mental health/life is busy but glad I got back in the loop

  • @anerdnamedalex8527
    @anerdnamedalex8527 2 роки тому +7

    Y’all remember that one SpongeBob episode where his breath smelled so bad it made that awful snowball of bad breath? And he’s in the movie and goes “I hope my horrible ugliness doesn’t offend you” to the guy sitting next to him? That’s how I feel abt ALR… nothing abt her appearance is what bothers me, it’s what comes out of her mouth

    • @Ava16349
      @Ava16349 2 роки тому +2

      Omfg the onion Sunday 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😱 Patrick the asshole best friend just tells him it's cause he's hideous because he doesn't *smell* the problem.
      Hands down my favorite episode to this day

  • @hannahpinocci813
    @hannahpinocci813 2 роки тому +3

    My merch came in today!!! Can't wait to wear it

  • @myunijourney4528
    @myunijourney4528 2 роки тому +3

    Sometimes expired makeup is still fine to use, because it usually doesn’t expire when it’s supposed to, so I understand her keeping some expired products

  • @rslevin
    @rslevin 2 роки тому +18

    Zachary Michael your videos are everything I need recently and I appreciate you so much for uploading today 😊

  • @cammiebrecht6028
    @cammiebrecht6028 2 роки тому +4

    Her cup-o-noodles are actually cup-o-sodium! Really Amberlynn, really!!!

  • @cuteakoya
    @cuteakoya 2 роки тому +9

    Zach! I'm sorry but I love your outbursts when you get frustrated 🤣 I'm with you all the way, I don't really care for whatever she's saying, I'm here for you and the reaction channels ❤️

  • @queenmarynovelwriter5397
    @queenmarynovelwriter5397 2 роки тому +5

    I would love to see Amber go back to the Krystal era and do a reaction to a video where she weighed 350.

  • @mandylee3862
    @mandylee3862 2 роки тому +1

    The fact she bought a purse and then talks about what she doesn't like about it!! Girl, just take the time to find one that suits your needs. There are sooo many bags out there. But I know she just wanted an excuse to buy a bag. It wasn't even cute or a quality brand. So infuriating to see because I used to be like that where when I went out shopping I could convince myself of a reason I needed ANYTHING, just to get home and not actually like it that much or use it.

  • @SeontaSkky
    @SeontaSkky 2 роки тому +4

    I agree the mental gymnastics she does is amazing some times.

  • @zoilalulu3798
    @zoilalulu3798 8 місяців тому

    The "I'm so proud of you" moment had me laugh-crying!

  • @cgoiq19
    @cgoiq19 2 роки тому +1

    I definitely have expired makeup that I still use-I feel like most of us treat the expiration date as a recommendation 😉

  • @erin9408
    @erin9408 2 роки тому +1

    "So this one's just right Goldilocks?!"🤣

  • @ErinNoellee
    @ErinNoellee 2 роки тому +6

    bestie i was on my way home from work when i got this notification & now i’m back back back in bed with my o u i d ready to watch, i can’t WAIT 🤩 hope ur doing well zach 🫶

  • @aprilp7744
    @aprilp7744 2 роки тому

    About the heat this weekend, I went to the Renaissance Faire on Saturday and literally thought I would pass out and I have never reacted that way in the heat before! I was like ??? Is this where I die? Lol.

  • @hayliedlr
    @hayliedlr 2 роки тому +3

    Is baby or babe the only thing she calls her SO?

  • @blairsanne
    @blairsanne 2 роки тому +1

    Makeup usually has a little symbol with a number which is how many months you should keep it after opening the package. I know mascara is a bad one for bacteria growth because it's wet and the applicator goes into your product and on your face and back. I would think eyeliner might be similar.

  • @kcleigh3095
    @kcleigh3095 2 роки тому +4

    Place your bets, how long before our girl has a skin infection from her expired makeup!

    • @mynameisambertoo7379
      @mynameisambertoo7379 2 роки тому

      Tbh, if the makeup looks fresh and doesn’t have anything growing or a funky smell, it should be okay. Maybe just get rid of the old mascaras, but an older high lighter will be ok.

    • @kcleigh3095
      @kcleigh3095 2 роки тому

      @@mynameisambertoo7379 my worry is that she frequently gets skin infections, like her belly button infection and cellulitis. She’s at a higher risk to catch things. I think she’s more likely to get it from an unclean brush. But I could she her catching something easily that most would not

  • @feliciab.1809
    @feliciab.1809 2 роки тому +1

    Bestie, get out your calculator cause sh** ain't adding up!

  • @tristantries9211
    @tristantries9211 2 роки тому +10

    Alright I gotta admit her face is much much smaller now than it was in the 2019 videos. It's quite noticeable

    • @sophiah5721
      @sophiah5721 2 роки тому

      But her head is bigger

    • @tristantries9211
      @tristantries9211 2 роки тому +2

      @@sophiah5721 disagree. Where face is huge in the 2019 video and that would include her head.

    • @sophiah5721
      @sophiah5721 2 роки тому

      @@tristantries9211 I meant her ego...her head has inflated

    • @tristantries9211
      @tristantries9211 2 роки тому

      @@sophiah5721 ah ok lol. Sorry some people in the comments were acting like they genuinely couldn't see a physical difference in size so I thought you were being literal lol. Yes her ego is bigger than ever

    • @sophiah5721
      @sophiah5721 2 роки тому +1

      @@tristantries9211 hahahaah yeh, I get you

  • @reckless7226
    @reckless7226 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you!!!
    I thought the same thing!!!
    “I look so miserable”
    No shit Amberlynn. . . Ur announcing ur breakup. She’s so annoying.

  • @Elizabeth-wf1pw
    @Elizabeth-wf1pw 2 роки тому

    Was listening to this on my AirPods while cleaning and the second “please clap” scared me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @serena201288
    @serena201288 2 роки тому +4

    I work 5 days a week and go out weekends and still don’t have as many bags as her. I buy quality over quantity

  • @augustwillman2690
    @augustwillman2690 2 роки тому +7

    You look amazing bestie (I got the joke, just wanted to say that lol). P.s. I think maybe what she meant with the "inflation" thing was maybe her arms look bigger to her because of loose skin? Maybe not, just my guess!

  • @RamoArt
    @RamoArt 2 роки тому +3

    About the "music can be therapy" type deal - I'm currently inpatient and they call everything therapy here. Amber would love it here.... Oh wait, no

  • @cancerwarrior9819
    @cancerwarrior9819 2 роки тому +19

    Thank You for All of Your Hard work.. We love and Appreciate You So much! Also,You Always look Good ! ❤️

  • @hamster100
    @hamster100 2 роки тому

    not me trying to remove the bump on the wall above judy thinking it was a bubble on my phone screen for absolutely ages

  • @mxsimone1097
    @mxsimone1097 2 роки тому +3

    I think that when she says, "inflated," (and means deflated) that she's trying to say that the skin on her arms is hanging down further due to her losing weight