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  • Today we are diving into the wild world of the UA-cam comment section to enjoy a selection of the silliest, sauciest and strangest remarks I've received. Buckle up buddies!
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  • @EmmaThorneVideos
    @EmmaThorneVideos  2 роки тому +428

    Thank you for watching! Let me know your favourite comment down below, and remember to tell Jasper he did a great job 🦆❤️

    • @thetypingape2073
      @thetypingape2073 2 роки тому +12

      I think you are entertaining and love that your show is not negative. There is just so much negativity everywhere online. Thank you for your positive content.

    • @Bleighckques
      @Bleighckques 2 роки тому +10

      Only problem I had was that Jasper's left hand looks like it's upside down. Seems pretty uncomfortable for him.

    • @TrumanSparx
      @TrumanSparx 2 роки тому +4

      Wicked cool moustache!

    • @SumNutOnU2b
      @SumNutOnU2b 2 роки тому +6

      OK, "emo Betty Rubble" is legit funny. Even more so because there's literally no resemblance whatsoever. (...Other than, I guess, skin tone)

    • @The_Serpent_of_Eden
      @The_Serpent_of_Eden 2 роки тому +4

      @@SumNutOnU2b I think that was my favorite too. It draws a specific picture that doesn't match Emma at all, making it doubly funny.

  • @jumpthegun3910
    @jumpthegun3910 2 роки тому +588

    My favorite thing about this video: Half of these people think you're a girl who looks like a boy, the other half think you're a boy who looks like a girl, and ALL of them think WE'RE the idiots who don't have gender properly figured out.

    • @generaseven
      @generaseven 2 роки тому +46

      I've never understood the boy as girl one. She's an adorbs female. She has girl mannerisms and even if she was...why does it matter?

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 2 роки тому +41

      @@generaseven it doesn't, but people will harp on it anyway. Nothing better to do, I guess?

    • @creature2479
      @creature2479 2 роки тому

      I mean gender is kinda a stupid thing made up by people like John Money (who was a paedophile). The thing that actually matters is sex, and always has been

    • @Rebuswind
      @Rebuswind 2 роки тому +27

      You really think people who comment like that will understand what irony is? how I wish I have the same hope of humanity as you do.

    • @eddie-roo
      @eddie-roo 2 роки тому +33

      @@generaseven using the word female outside of a biology context just sounds weird

  • @Hachizukatenzo
    @Hachizukatenzo 2 роки тому +356

    "Jesus is coming, everyone look busy" Was indeed good humor.

    • @riccardozanoni2531
      @riccardozanoni2531 2 роки тому +16

      i need that on a mug🤣

    • @jimdavison4077
      @jimdavison4077 2 роки тому +15

      @@riccardozanoni2531 Yes on a very old looking mug dated 125 AD.

    • @riccardozanoni2531
      @riccardozanoni2531 2 роки тому +3

      @@jimdavison4077 lol

    • @SwatZombie
      @SwatZombie 2 роки тому +2

      She took the high road on that one

    • @DivineStride
      @DivineStride 2 роки тому +7

      My mind went a different direction for that point.

  • @lollorosso4675
    @lollorosso4675 2 роки тому +141

    As a Biologist the “human DNA has got no ape cells”-one got me.
    Also, the “lesbian Harry Potter” is quite hilarious. Worth printing on a t-shirt if not for JKR and a wizengamot of lawyers hunting you down afterwards.

    • @bdhesse
      @bdhesse 2 роки тому +11

      I read the DNA one aloud to my biologist partner and the faces he made were totally worth it

    • @ScytheNoire
      @ScytheNoire 2 роки тому +12

      These two were perfect.
      Ape cells in DNA... genius. Lack of education showing.
      Lesbian Harry Potter was so funny. That's why she has the bangs covering up the big scar on her forehead.

    • @PupHyperFrost
      @PupHyperFrost 10 місяців тому

      the wizengamot comment is great

    • @jonathanstern5537
      @jonathanstern5537 6 місяців тому +2

      Yep, it's like saying, there's no tomatoes in tomato seeds.

    • @HarryDirtay
      @HarryDirtay 2 дні тому

      Harrie Potter. Fify

  • @falsfire
    @falsfire 2 роки тому +328

    When people imply sexuality is a choice, I challenge them to "choose to be gay" for just 15 minutes. When they inevitably say they can't, I say 'presto'. One's sexuality is not a choice, whether you accept it or repress it is the only choice :)
    Cheers Emma!
    (and for the benefit of those who say, "older and wiser", I'm 45 lol)

    • @skinfully
      @skinfully 2 роки тому +10

      that is very wise indeed, lol

    • @name7692
      @name7692 2 роки тому +26

      i didnt chose the gay, it chose me

    • @one_smol_duck
      @one_smol_duck 2 роки тому +47

      ah see, this works until you meet a repressed bisexual who thinks that everyone is a repressed bisexual

    • @indigopines
      @indigopines 2 роки тому +10

      @@one_smol_duck Me, my eyes glazing over and having flashbacks to catholic school: Yuuuppppp.

    • @lollorosso4675
      @lollorosso4675 2 роки тому +34

      If homosexuality is a choice, why is it observed across so many animal species as well?
      Not saying that humans are the only sentient species around - but I would be rather surprised if ravens or dolphins gave a s..t about human societal “trends”.

  • @raechuuu510
    @raechuuu510 2 роки тому +28

    Them: “you can’t change your gender just by dressing like a guy/girl”
    Also them: “U have short hair. R U boy?!”

  • @shauno5888
    @shauno5888 2 роки тому +288

    "Such a basic atheist channel"... As if Christians haven't been regurgitating the same debunked rhetoric forever.
    This was a fun video. Thank you for curating a Greatest Hates Playlist so we don't need to wade through the comments ourselves.

    • @nicolasandre9886
      @nicolasandre9886 2 роки тому +24

      If only christians tried something new, like playing The Binding of Isaac on Twitch. Wouldn't have the slightest chance of converting me, but it would be more entertaining than listening to the upteenth rehash of Pascal's wager.

    • @wraitholme
      @wraitholme 2 роки тому +14

      @@nicolasandre9886 I havn't come across a good Pascal's Wager attempt for a while now. Mostly I see vague attempts at ad hominems, and a steady stream of "You believe everything comes from nothing lol!" variants... probably because they don't understand the answers.

    • @rookmaster7502
      @rookmaster7502 2 роки тому +8

      Still far better than most "advanced" theist channels.

    • @mista_ke
      @mista_ke 2 роки тому

      @Censored Opinions You do know that the first scientists where monks and nuns, right? Eeesh, would ick me, if I was you.

    • @neil2444
      @neil2444 2 роки тому +9

      @@wraitholme Because understanding the answers involves suspending belief briefly and using critical thinking skills. That's like opening the creaky locked door to a cobweb-infested room in many cases. It is often easier to ridicule than it is to reconsider one's views.

  • @kacomeau1
    @kacomeau1 2 роки тому +126

    As someone who makes a LOT of typos... I absolutely love that you read ever single one completely as written.

    • @rwilliams2012
      @rwilliams2012 2 роки тому +10

      Oh look! You did it again with ever instead of every. You're amazing! Lol

    • @vahidebrahimi9750
      @vahidebrahimi9750 Рік тому +3

      I see what you did there.

  • @Ratciclefan
    @Ratciclefan Рік тому +14

    *Transphobes:* "you always know when someone is trans"
    *Also transphobes:* [Attacking cis women for even daring to have short hair]

  • @cloud9847
    @cloud9847 2 роки тому +374

    "god left you to judge others' As a fellow atheist that cracked me up more than it probably should have. The thought a god left someone who doesn't believe in him to judge others is exactly the type of christian thinking I've come to expect.

    • @thenotsodiscretewolf2098
      @thenotsodiscretewolf2098 2 роки тому +35

      I love the things like "you just want to be god" or "you fear god".

    • @jeremybuck1590
      @jeremybuck1590 2 роки тому +6

      Gotta get a big ass gavel!🧑‍⚖ lol

    • @MartTLS
      @MartTLS 2 роки тому +3

      God moves in mysterious ways and sometimes not all.

    • @dragonhealer7588
      @dragonhealer7588 2 роки тому +28

      @@MartTLS
      God can take medicine for that, proper movement is important😊

    • @MartTLS
      @MartTLS 2 роки тому +13

      @@dragonhealer7588
      😂

  • @merxy2
    @merxy2 2 роки тому +201

    As a queer woman myself, I too have sometimes gone down on women for 2 years straight and missed tons of news... I'm glad I'm not alone in this struggle, thanks for sharing Emma.

    • @DutchHeathen
      @DutchHeathen 2 роки тому +23

      Ditto. Queer life so tough.

    • @sixrabbits3972
      @sixrabbits3972 2 роки тому +64

      The worst part is having to explain the gap on my resume.

    • @RuneDrageon
      @RuneDrageon 2 роки тому +18

      This is hilarious

    • @OscarSommerbo
      @OscarSommerbo 2 роки тому +10

      I wish I could say the same, to any part of that statement. Time well spent.

    • @arndnaj
      @arndnaj 2 роки тому +63

      ​@@sixrabbits3972 that is fucking brilliant.
      employer: so, you have a two year gap in your employment history. care to explain?
      you: I was going down on women for two years.
      employer: you couldn't have held down a job while doing that?
      you: it was a full-time position.
      employer: was it a paid position.
      you: was an internship really. getting paid in experience.
      employer: any transferrable skills from the experience?
      you: well, I'm applying for a customer service position, and I did satisfy plenty of customers for minimal pay while listening to a lot of moaning.
      employer: you sound like a perfect fit for this position.
      you: that's what she said.
      employer: fuck it, you're hired.

  • @th3logician
    @th3logician 9 місяців тому +16

    "If you are anything under the bi umbrella, remember: you are valid and I see you. Also, remember that we are visible this month... so don't commit any crimes"
    You are so awesome Emma 😆

    • @SmilingHorror_8D
      @SmilingHorror_8D 2 місяці тому

      Ah, god dammit! I just got caught stealing sudoku puzzle books cause I’m visible. 😢

  • @GlenGarcia1961
    @GlenGarcia1961 2 роки тому +139

    P.S.: I came out as bi in 2020, when I was 59. I've been this way, as well as presenting some symptoms of ASD, all of my life.
    The majority of reaction that I've received, from my employer and coworkers, to immediate family members and longtime friends, has been a wonderful mix of "Happy Pride, so glad to see you having the courage to be yourself," and "yes, I pretty much figured that out years ago, So glad you are able to be yourself and not be afraid anymore."
    I've been extraordinarily blessed with a wonderful support network of friends, immediate family, coworkers, my employer (which has an open policy of strong support for its LGBT employees to be honest about their sexuality and gender without fear in the workplace), and many others, mostly old acquaintances, who pretty much figured out that I was "different" years ago and have no problem with it.
    Surprisingly, one of my best friends who has remained a close and tolerant friend who expressed his congratulations at being honest with myself is a man who is a lifelong fundamentalist christian evangelist. He began his response by saying that Jesus, in the bible, didn't just break bread with observant devoutly religious people, but he went among, broke bread with, and told jokes with and gave comfort to "people who were, at that time in Judea, considered outcasts, and in marginalized communities, who were looked down upon and not acknowledged by almost everyone, and yet he recognized them, stayed in their houses, and refused to treat them as invisible."
    In my life, I have found very few people who are declared christians, whatever their sectarian background, who have more eloquently expressed the compassion and humanity to be found in the teachings attributed to Jesus than this man has, nor had the fortitude and goodness in their innate conscience to put it into practice. This guy has never tried to proselytize me into joining his religion, or condemned me for being myself, and is, in fact, a fellow musician who I like to send rough drafts of my music when I'm working on a new piece, because he has great insights into what is working on a potential piece, and what might need to be dropped from an arrangement.
    I can't believe, for all the trauma and misunderstanding I suffered as a child, and later as a teenager in high school, that I have been so lucky as to have the right people in the right place at the right time in my life to step out and find my freedom.
    Wanted to share some good news with you from one wordy old hippie with long curly gray hair everywhere except on top, who is happy to be free to be himself, and in the middle of Texas, at that.

    • @karlfranz3819
      @karlfranz3819 2 роки тому +3

      your friend is one of the few Christians who actually gets what the bible means. I'm happy for you to have such a good friend.

    • @zacheryeckard3051
      @zacheryeckard3051 Рік тому +5

      @@karlfranz3819 The Bible "really means" a lot of really dark stuff, too. You can't just claim the seemingly good stuff and ignore the rest, dude.

    • @wesleyackerman8211
      @wesleyackerman8211 Рік тому +1

      @@zacheryeckard3051 ... dude 😎

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 Рік тому +1

      @@zacheryeckard3051 Actually you can, its pretty easy to do.

    • @zacheryeckard3051
      @zacheryeckard3051 Рік тому

      @@mikearchibald744 It doesn't work, is the point.
      You *can* put water in your gas tank.
      But you can't put water in your gas tank and still have a functional vehicle. It's not a legit option or tool.

  • @cosgrovemanning7581
    @cosgrovemanning7581 2 роки тому +318

    I wanted to contribute some of my life experience. I am 47 years old, a combat veteran, a math teacher in a small American town, and an atheist. Screw the haters. You are bi and that seems to me to have nothing to do with religion. You give good skeptic content. You positively represent both science and feminism. Don’t feel put off by the freaks and detractors. Keep the videos going.

    • @bharathdev1732
      @bharathdev1732 2 роки тому +13

      Most beautiful comment ever

    • @lidbass
      @lidbass 2 роки тому +21

      As a 57 year old English teacher in Italy, I approve this message!

    • @nkemnoraulmanfredini7286
      @nkemnoraulmanfredini7286 2 роки тому +4

      @@lidbass ed io approvo questo di messaggio¡!

    • @en-voguepugh3472
      @en-voguepugh3472 2 роки тому +6

      phew really thought this was going to be a boomer rant.

    • @chauncymcbaddass
      @chauncymcbaddass 2 роки тому +10

      @@en-voguepugh3472 47 would be Gen X not a boomer

  • @RealTanku
    @RealTanku 2 роки тому +173

    As I told a friend once, "How I yearn for the days where sexual orientation has as much impact on a person as something like... hair color preference."
    Imagine a world where a girl saying she's into girls would garner the same "huh, okay, cool for you" reaction as saying "oh, I'm more attracted to redheads than blondes". Wouldn't that be wonderful?

    • @rabidbeaver167
      @rabidbeaver167 2 роки тому

      we just need some people with bats walking around breaking homophobes arms and legs untill they start mining their own buisness and shut the fuck up.

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ 2 роки тому +19

      My kid often says this. They’re non-binary and bi and often says that one day people won’t have to come out or say they’re gay or bi. They’ll just say “hey, that guy is cute do you know him?” or “oh, I really like them, maybe I’ll try to talk to them.” And my kid says one of the first questions will be “what are your pronouns?” and no one will think anything of it.

    •  2 роки тому +7

      @@Annie_Annie__, wouldn't it be easier to just get rid of all the pronouns all together and everyone could just be an "it"? I think Buffalo Bill was onto something. ;-)

    • @Boomer-12347
      @Boomer-12347 2 роки тому +4

      @ ???

    •  2 роки тому

      @@Boomer-12347, Silence of the Lambs... Buffalo Bill... _"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"_ ... No? I guess I'm too old to be relevant. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @pseudotasuki
    @pseudotasuki 2 роки тому +6

    "Our DNA has no ape cells"
    There's a great response to this sort of nonsensical statement: "Not only is that not right, it isn't even wrong."

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 4 місяці тому

      Indeed, it's the best. It's too unrelated to the question to even be wrong. It's like answering a waiter taking your order with "possibly".

  • @GayGothPirate
    @GayGothPirate 2 роки тому +44

    Jasper did a great job, I'm proud of him
    Also, as a trans man with long hair who transphobes often get confused about I get your exasperation every time someone confuses you for a trans man because you have short hair

  • @WhichDoctor1
    @WhichDoctor1 2 роки тому +255

    It’s soo funny how trans guys who have beards and deep voices and generally just look like stereotypical men get told all the time that they’re “so obviously women and not fooling anyone”. yet all a cis woman has to do to be seen as a man by the same people is have short hair and wear a shirt 😂

    • @Silkenray
      @Silkenray 2 роки тому +1

      I think these idiots assume anyone who supports trans rights is trans. Because otherwise why would we support trans rights? Empathy? Phhh!

    • @BerryTheBnnuy
      @BerryTheBnnuy 2 роки тому +1

      This is why I say that "gender critical" people are misogynists, no matter how much the claim they're just trying to protect the rights of cis-women... You can't promote a culture that consequently leads to cis-women having their gender questioned and call yourself a "feminist." Transwomen are women, and transmen are men. Those who disagree necessarily promote a culture that is by definition highly misogynistic.

    • @spooniejusticewarrior
      @spooniejusticewarrior 2 роки тому +34

      For real! I'm AFAB non-binary and transphobes often assume I'm a trans woman.

    • @manifestationsofasort
      @manifestationsofasort 2 роки тому +38

      Same. The amount of people who think I'm a trans woman because I have green hair and a deep voice is insane. I find it funny, though if I was actually trans I'd be pissed.

    • @God-ec8ni
      @God-ec8ni 2 роки тому +2

      @@spooniejusticewarrior im a washing machine

  • @chrissighful
    @chrissighful 2 роки тому +125

    I love how some of these "slurs" are things I'd think would be real fun to be. Like being an actual witch doctor with actual witch doctor powers sounds amazing.
    Really happy you let us laugh at these angry silly people together with you.

    •  2 роки тому +12

      Alright, you go, _"Ooh, eeh, ooh, ah, ah, ting-tang, wallah wallah, bing-bang"._ ;-)

    • @scottblack7182
      @scottblack7182 2 роки тому +5

      @ Hell yeah all day 😍.

    • @rebelrouzer5318
      @rebelrouzer5318 2 роки тому

      You could be like mumbo from banjokazooie and turn people into ants and seals. As long as they have enough tokens that is.

    • @dnr-vs1lk
      @dnr-vs1lk 2 роки тому +2

      Crocodiles, ants, pumpkins, you want it? It’s yours, my friend, as long as you have enough tokens.

  • @barbaral743
    @barbaral743 Рік тому +6

    Love the " our DNA doesn't have any cells" comment

  • @mr.zafner8295
    @mr.zafner8295 6 місяців тому +5

    You said you think sometimes people comment late at night when they're sad or they've been drinking. Well, you're right: they do.

  • @rebeca2330
    @rebeca2330 2 роки тому +50

    As a 32 y/o woman who gets sideways glances when being carded for alcohol while my 33 y/o boyfriend does not get carded at all, I feel you.

    • @theghostoftom
      @theghostoftom 2 роки тому +6

      You really need that face stubble and to look more worn down.
      Get it sorted for heaven's sake 🤣

    • @MarkLewis...
      @MarkLewis... 2 роки тому

      Psst.... they're just trying to get personal info on you! Shop elsewhere!!!!

    • @GamingintheAM0801
      @GamingintheAM0801 2 роки тому +1

      32 y/o man here and I've had the opposite problem my entire life. Was constantly mistaken for a high schooler well into my 20s. Meanwhile people were assuming my ex-girlfriend was a college student from the time she was 15.

    • @rjgaynor8
      @rjgaynor8 2 роки тому +2

      @@MarkLewis... had it happen to me when I was young and good looking. Now I rock a dad bod. This bar tender got my info and tried to calling me for a “Hook up”. Now I am not gonna say I didn’t do it, because I totally did. But I ignored her initially because it was creepy and I forgot it gave her my number. She got my name off my drivers license.

    • @rebeca2330
      @rebeca2330 2 роки тому

      @@MarkLewis... it's hard to do that since this happens a lot at music venues and entry to bars. My BF buys 90% of any alcohol we get at a store so we don't have to go through the hassle.

  • @blara2401
    @blara2401 2 роки тому +88

    "Fox", "Shan't", Jasper, "Imagine being an atheist", "Not a dating app", "A good thing it doesn't fucking matter" - too many good moments in this ! Simply hilarious.

    • @vitalspark6288
      @vitalspark6288 2 роки тому +2

      The irony is that UA-cam WAS originally designed as a video dating app!

    • @annoynymouse1146
      @annoynymouse1146 2 роки тому +2

      Please, do not forget the way she reads CAPS... that was also FUNNY!

    • @blara2401
      @blara2401 2 роки тому

      @@annoynymouse1146 True, it's just the case across all of her videos, so it doesn't really count as a moment in this one.

    • @WhichDoctor1
      @WhichDoctor1 2 роки тому +1

      Take the quotation marks out of this. Add some randomly capitalised words and exclamation marks and that would be a perfect comment :p

  • @ihurtmyarm
    @ihurtmyarm 2 роки тому +5

    When someone says something along the lines of "I can't tell if you are male or female" their reason is they need to know if they should treat you as another human or not.

    • @gowdsake7103
      @gowdsake7103 Місяць тому

      If anyone thinks that Emma is anything but female that really is their problem

  • @SakkaraKirax
    @SakkaraKirax 2 роки тому +4

    When I was 38 I was asked for ID to buy alcohol at Sainsburys. I didn't have photo ID on me, so had to get my 65 year old mum to buy it for me. The lady was shocked when I told her my age, but still wouldn't let me buy it on my own!
    I worked at a school a while back and one of my stepdaughters did some work experience there when she was 18 or 19. After the week was over, one of the office workers- who had known me for a couple of years at that point - asked if it wasn't strange that I had a stepdaughter that was so close in age to me. I was caught completely off guard and asked her how old she thought I was.
    Mid-20s she guessed. I was just about to turn 40. I have never seen someone look so shocked in my life.
    I am 48 now and had a nurse's appointment last week. She did a double take when she looked at my age and then she and the student nurse (who was probably about my age, she had a later career change) kept saying to each other how young I looked.
    It doesn't feel bad as you get older when people think you're younger, but it's still disconcerting (and hilarious) when people get seriously shocked. I just have very few winkles at all and things like my hands haven't aged quickly either.
    Just saying, if it keeps up you may have some fun to look forward to as you get older, Emma. 😆

  • @adonoghuea02
    @adonoghuea02 2 роки тому +58

    Can I just say a big thank you for saying I'm valid. Both me and my girlfriend are under the bi umbrella, and the amount of times people have called us liars to our faces is really fucking hard. Thank you ♥️💜💙

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 роки тому

      So what colour is the bi umbrella?

    • @adonoghuea02
      @adonoghuea02 2 роки тому +2

      @@pineapplepenumbra pink purple and blue

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 роки тому

      @@adonoghuea02 That sounds really nice :-)

    • @NonBinaryBisexualAdhdAgender
      @NonBinaryBisexualAdhdAgender 2 роки тому +1

      I tend to just brush it aside "their loss, I know who I am", or if I think they might actually be open to learning something just tell them to google "bi erasure and bi invisibility", and if they happen to also be BLGTQ+ (erasure and biphobia happens a lot in the gay world) I point out that these terms refer to types of homophobia.
      In reality, although the Kinsey scale is 1 to 7, if a true infinitely non-discrete spectrum were used there would be exactly zero people who were 100.0000000000% hetero and zero people who were 100.0000000000% gay. But I'm not sure self identified [monosexuals? Is that a word?] would like to be "truthed" that they are actually bi...lol 😉🤣😘🦄

  • @rcblazer
    @rcblazer 2 роки тому +53

    "Imagine being an atheist."
    I'm actually an atheist right now, and have been all my life, so no reason to "imagine" it. I just do it!
    Keep up the great work!

    • @trollface2323
      @trollface2323 2 роки тому +10

      Atheism leads to enlightenment. Religion causes ignorance

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 2 роки тому +1

      How does one imagine not believing in a thing? Doesn't that first require a fundamental understanding of what that thing is first? From what I gathered most Christians are far from having this one figured out, consequentially the ones that do usually become atheists.

    • @nkemnoraulmanfredini7286
      @nkemnoraulmanfredini7286 2 роки тому

      @@trollface2323 you could've speaked english but you speaked facts

    • @jessicawilson1751
      @jessicawilson1751 2 роки тому

      Christians have a hard time understanding the lack of belief in a higher power. I grew up Christian and became an atheist, my sister cannot understand at all when she has tried asking me about my lack of faith (in an effort to make me become a Christian again).

  • @mihaicolceriu-nicola7148
    @mihaicolceriu-nicola7148 Рік тому +8

    "teaching kids realigion is better than gender identity, it actually prepares them more for the world as they grow up"-ha ha ha! i laughed so hard on that one and even harder when emma gave the answer,bc it was the same thing i was thinking😂😂😂
    "yeah...u never know when u'll encounter a talking snake" lmfao🤣🤣🤣

  • @chriscaseyg9362
    @chriscaseyg9362 2 роки тому +14

    I absolutely love that you phonetically read out all the typos. I needed this lens on their absurdity, thanks Emma.

  • @Homer4prez
    @Homer4prez 2 роки тому +56

    I Love how the comments about you judging other people, don't even realize that they are judging you. I guess they could just ask for forgiveness from whoever they worship.

  • @thevoiceofgod4656
    @thevoiceofgod4656 2 роки тому +54

    The boss asked me to pass a message on to you: "Keep it up Emma your comedy and insights give us all a regular laugh up here, thanks for the content!"

    • @hitmanzzz141
      @hitmanzzz141 2 роки тому +4

      Oh great you got a direct connection to him? Can you then ask him why he still missed sending the evidences for his existence so that everyone knows finally? Thanks!

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 Рік тому

      God, please, PLEASE, make the human-monsters disapear, so that all the remaining clever and genuine humans can FINALLY get along and be happy.

    • @airenmoonwolf2520
      @airenmoonwolf2520 Рік тому

      Words from the Metatron! Take it to heart :)

  • @letstrytouserealscienceoka3564
    @letstrytouserealscienceoka3564 2 роки тому +4

    I am a 67 year old cis white American male, a strict heterosexual, and I want to tell you that I don't tolerate diversity. I CELEBRATE IT! You be you, Emma, and enjoy life to the fullest, it is an amazing ride.

  • @BarbeqdBrwniez
    @BarbeqdBrwniez Рік тому +36

    "You're weird. Sub." Basically me lol. Randomly got recommended your videos, I didn't sub instantly though, had to stop laughing too hard first. Thanks so much for your wonderful and supportive words towards us fellow bi/queer/pan/etc folks specifically, it means a lot

    • @HolyGoddessMotherAnne
      @HolyGoddessMotherAnne Рік тому

      As a pan and a outcast/weirdo as a writer/analyst in some areas and somebody wanting to develop their skill at analysis and maybe deconstructing and looking deeper and more skeptically at things, thanks for the support Emma and I hope you notice me as I wish I could be a quality creator/writer like you.

  • @ColinSemple
    @ColinSemple 2 роки тому +72

    The comment suggesting that you should ditch the glasses was soooo far off the mark. You look magnificent in glasses. Frankly couldn’t care less about your orientation or gender either. That’s not something to judge anyone about. You are smart, funny, and entertaining. And not that it matters, great smile, great hair and quirky cute. Don’t go changing!! You are a treasure.

    • @God-ec8ni
      @God-ec8ni 2 роки тому

      simp

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 2 роки тому

      Personally I prefer her without glasses(also because I tend to prefer _everyone_ without glasses,myself included)but I mean..you can't _force_ someone to not wear them expecially if they are needed.
      EDIT: Now that I know the _actual_ comment about the glasses I can say...LOL!"You need to ditch the glasses...not because they don't look good on you,but because they make you look like a lesbian(and I don't wanna get false hopes)."😄

    • @applepie8308
      @applepie8308 2 роки тому

      @Nicamon ok straight guy🙂

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 2 роки тому

      @@applepie8308 I _am_ a straight guy,but..you _do_ realize I was"quoting"the original message in an ironic way to make fun of it,right?ò.ò

  • @AshGCG
    @AshGCG 2 роки тому +18

    "This is not a dating app!" Always a worry when this needs to be stated and reiterated. Also, "Shan't" . . . perfection. ha ha

  • @ritchiewalker570
    @ritchiewalker570 2 роки тому +17

    This was brilliant :’) you have such a good way of dealing with comments! The old creeps are the cringiest… the Christians full of anger are my favourite
    [fart noise]

  • @tonyrusso9088
    @tonyrusso9088 2 роки тому +8

    Wonderful job, Jasper! And "Emma has never lost any children, Emma has GPS" is comedy gold!

  • @nickgjenkins
    @nickgjenkins 2 роки тому +39

    I sincerely don't know how you do this without blood pressure and depression issues. :(

    • @chaosvii
      @chaosvii 2 роки тому +6

      While the garbo messages I receive online are not as absurd & malicious as what Emma is sharing here, I’ve found the act of sharing them with my brother for us both to jeer at together makes those words far less personal.
      Hm, I guess by actively turning it into a group activity of contemplative absurdism, we end up genuinely feeling as if we had both stumbled upon some internet anger just lying around, asking to be mocked and appreciated for the smallness that it is rather than the largeness it attempts to sell itself as.

    • @nickgjenkins
      @nickgjenkins 2 роки тому +5

      @@chaosvii I work in online EDU and it's just a constant slog through really depressing stuff. So I marvel at people who can do it with swagger.
      Incidentally, Emma says later in the video that she only does it once a week for her mental health and that gave me a lot of clarity. Which is something I do as a producer on my own uploads. Basically 48 hours is spent per video on comments.

    • @garycraig6506
      @garycraig6506 2 роки тому +6

      Maybe because Emma has to wonder just what makes these people so nasty & opinionated? Some opinions are out there! Emma the glasses look just fine. This coming from a straight, white 64 year old male living on the eastern seaboard of the U. S.

    • @dakotakae
      @dakotakae 2 роки тому +2

      I know! I have blood pressure and depression issues and I just WRITE comments. I don't even read any.

  • @AlexSilver9
    @AlexSilver9 2 роки тому +12

    "You ever date a paranoid schizophrenic?" I almost spit out my drink that caught me so off guard 😆

  • @phakeacount2228
    @phakeacount2228 2 роки тому +30

    I found your channel a week ago, and I find it to be a refreshing breath of mountain air. I was among those who welcomed the so called New Atheist movement when that happened. I could not help noticing, however, that they were mostly a parade of educated white men with scientific backgrounds. There wasn't much diversity of perspective. So I'm always glad to hear from women, young people generally, non-whites, LGBTQ, and those who have a background in the humanities.
    My niece is 22 and she is also bi and is dating a man. That is probably the least interesting thing about her. I did not know that you are queer, but then, as you say, it's not a dating site. Thanks for your efforts.

    • @Dieter-Doeddel
      @Dieter-Doeddel 2 роки тому

      "I could not help noticing, however, that they were mostly a parade of educated asian women with cooking backgrounds. There was too much diversity of perspective. So I'm always glad to hear from men, elderly people generally, non-blacks, HETERO, and those who have a background in sciences."

    • @phakeacount2228
      @phakeacount2228 2 роки тому +3

      @@Dieter-Doeddel Do some reading on hegemonic culture.

    • @Dieter-Doeddel
      @Dieter-Doeddel 2 роки тому

      ​@@phakeacount2228 Do some critical thinking on double standards? A hegemonic culture does not devalue the impact on racism against members of said culture. Take the Tutsi and Hutu for instance. The Tutsi being the hegemonic culture for hundreds of years does not justify the genocide committed by the Hutu? It also doesn't mean that every single Tutsi profited from "their" hegemonic culture (as mostly rather a minority of said hegemonic culture really profits in such cases). Thus your regular exclusion of every member of what you perceive as a hegemonic culture is bigoted and inherently racist itself, yes? 🤔 Categorizing humans in segregated groups of relevancy by people with your world view was practiced before in history, for instance by Nazi Germany or the Khmer Rouge (background of education) with terrible consequences as you probably know?
      P.S.: And before you ask, I'm an atheist (agnostic to be precise) myself.

    • @phakeacount2228
      @phakeacount2228 2 роки тому +3

      @@Dieter-Doeddel I have not committed genocide against white, male scientists. Anyway, you still don't get it, and it's not my job to educate you.

    • @Dieter-Doeddel
      @Dieter-Doeddel 2 роки тому

      @@phakeacount2228 agreed, you'd better not educate anybody at all with maybe one exception, "how to strawman". 🤗

  • @tinedossche2266
    @tinedossche2266 2 роки тому +9

    "Emma is a modern day witch docter" really got me 😂

  • @Art_911
    @Art_911 2 роки тому +42

    If you ain't pissing someone off or making some feel uncomfortable then you're not doing it right! So good on you Emma! Hugs!

    • @Art_911
      @Art_911 2 роки тому +3

      @Anti-anti-intellectual5 please look up the word "satire"
      But there is a grain of truth to it.
      Things get done when you make people think.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 2 роки тому +1

      @Anti-anti-intellectual5 the difference is, it's about the audience, not the speaker. And intent. She's not saying things just for the sake of shock or to make people uncomfortable, and she's doing quite the opposite of making herself out to be oppressed, by making fun of the people who return a poor response.

  • @artemisnighthuntress3709
    @artemisnighthuntress3709 Рік тому +3

    It does become irritating when someone confuses feminism with misandry. A feminist fights for equality, and misandry is fighting for female supremacy. This is how my friend explained it to me in high school

  • @andrewmettler2228
    @andrewmettler2228 Рік тому +4

    The crazy part about people giving you shit for having short hair is that if a guy had your exact haircut they'd be like "dude, why do you have a chick's haircut?"

  • @jacquesduranceau8762
    @jacquesduranceau8762 2 роки тому +19

    Thanks for being a lightning rod for idiocy and laughing at it. I enjoy your style and content.

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast 2 роки тому +55

    Jasper is the breakout character.
    And these commenters can fox off.
    Also: If you watch the videos at half speed, not only does it last twice as long, but Emma sounds like she has been on a drinking binge for a week.

    • @mauri-mattiaslaanesaar5305
      @mauri-mattiaslaanesaar5305 2 роки тому +2

      IT DOES, SHE SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY PISSED
      thank you for sharing this discovery

    • @miguelthealpaca8971
      @miguelthealpaca8971 2 роки тому +1

      Yes! It's sooo funny watching her at half speed! She sounds sooo pissed! :D

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah 2 роки тому +2

      Can we fox them into the Marianas trench? No, wait that'd just add to the pollution....

    • @maryeckel9682
      @maryeckel9682 2 роки тому +1

      You will be responsible if I die laughing

  • @mikekelly702
    @mikekelly702 2 роки тому +2

    Emma, this was the funniest vid youve done yet. You need to do MORE of these.

  • @Levyathyn
    @Levyathyn Рік тому +3

    24:36 "Yeah you never know when you'll encounter a talking snake or a Levyathyn."
    AYYY THE NAME DROP

  • @seisner6655
    @seisner6655 2 роки тому +11

    Its genuinely disgusting how different hate comments are for fem content creators. The amount of creeps on this platform is unbelievable.
    Great video Emma. Hillerious as always!

  • @michaelbaker7499
    @michaelbaker7499 2 роки тому +34

    My description of Emma, as requested:
    A bubbly, fun and friendly person who presents topics I'm interested in a fun, light heated and enjoyable manner.

    • @awebuser5914
      @awebuser5914 2 роки тому +3

      "enjoyable manor." Yup, it's up on a hill with wonderful views...

    • @ixamraxi
      @ixamraxi 2 роки тому +1

      @@awebuser5914 Careful up there on the hill, the sun might make you a little light heated.

    • @michaelbaker7499
      @michaelbaker7499 2 роки тому +3

      @@sting0277 if by "crazy" you mean eccentric, then I'd agree.
      If by feminist you mean someone who believes in sex equality, then I'd agree.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 роки тому

      Wait, we got set homework?
      Damn, it's going to be late again.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 роки тому

      @@sting0277 You do know that an actual feminist is just someone who wants _equal_ treatment for both genders, don't you? Why would you be against that?
      Anything else isn't a feminist, but I appreciate that most people nowadays don't actually have the guts to have their own opinions, or the brains to work out what's what, so just get washed along with the crowd (brainwashed along), and so buy into all sorts of bullshit and propaganda that the real Mr Burns of the world will be tenting their hands and saying "Excellent!" about.
      Still, if you want to make such freaks happy, you just carry on believing all the bullshit and then spouting it. Baa baa (just thought I'd try and make you sheep feel more at home).

  • @familypve4029
    @familypve4029 2 роки тому +7

    My favorite part of watching videos like this - even hate comments count as interaction... and we all know what interaction does ;D
    Shhh, I wont tell, I promise.

  • @tofersiefken
    @tofersiefken 2 роки тому +5

    I'm so glad you have a way to inoculate yourself from the "haters". Having a laugh at the mean-spirited, uninformed or ignorant comments seems like a good way to keep them from spoiling your good humor. Also, I loved seeing Jasper.

  • @The_Serpent_of_Eden
    @The_Serpent_of_Eden 2 роки тому +69

    You're better than a modern day witch doctor--you're a real Serpent of Eden, Emma, and I love you for it! Keep up the good work, and don't let the hate voices get too loud in your head. The internet is full of ugly, hateful voices, so cultivate your garden carefully. This is good advice for everyone, myself included, ha!
    Serpents unite!

    • @Hexagons7
      @Hexagons7 2 роки тому +7

      honestly them calling her a witch doctor make her sound cooler

    • @lorenzopirrone3969
      @lorenzopirrone3969 2 роки тому

      At witch doctor the only thing i thought was "look mom, like Joanne d'Arc" ahahah

    • @RuneDrageon
      @RuneDrageon 2 роки тому +2

      Sssssssssssssss

    • @jbjones27
      @jbjones27 2 роки тому +3

      Interesting comment about "Serpent of Eden" - got me to thinking. Apparently "god" wanted his children to live in ignorance and just to blindly follow "him". SOOO many parallels to current religions and patriarchal societies. Just blindly follow "god" / men and shut the fuck up. Religion has always been about power and control, and it smacks you in the face right away in Genesis. That mythical Serpent was the voice of reason and critical thinking. THANKS @EmmaTheGoblin for giving us alternate viewpoints and helping people think.

    • @The_Serpent_of_Eden
      @The_Serpent_of_Eden 2 роки тому +1

      @@jbjones27 By jove, I think he's got it!
      God says, "Don't eat this fruit or you will surely die". When Eve relays this info to the Serpent, it responds (according to the NIV), "You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to the woman. “For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil."
      Is that what happened? Did Adam and Eve become like God? Did their descendents become like God?
      So, it certainly appears that God purposely wants to keep you ignorant and simple--because ignorant, simple people are easy to dominate and control. God wants you to stay an innocent, dependent child--because children make easy prey. But, we humans grow up, and we have magnificent brains that, when worked, can achieve miracles. We can walk on water--it's called a boat. We can turn water into wine--it's called fermentation. We can prevent diseases with medicine, feed the starving with genetically modified foods, and walk on the moon. When we engage our brain--and work together--we can accomplish the "impossible".
      "God" knows this. And "God" knows that a rational, careful, deliberate thinker is too smart to be a victim. So, "God" demeans and degrades curiosity, education, and knowledge right from the start.
      But not really. Not if you slip through the Bible like a Serpent and read it for yourself. Because Christianity is false, but this does not mean God is false. It means our conception of God, if we've built it within the Christian framework, is false.
      Because you know the difference between God and "God". God is betwixt your ears and always has been. We each of us get a proverbial devil and an angel on our shoulders, to consult us. You reach your devil and angel via the fruit of knowledge. When you consult with BOTH sides on the regular--your friends and your foes, your fans and your haters, the in group and the out group--then, you assume the God role. I think--I speculate--every human has the capacity to do this, but I may be wrong. I like to think everyone can activate their Godhead, but given the last, oh, six years, I have my doubts.
      "God" is a character that others try to use to scare and manipulate you. "God" demands your loyalty, obedience, and 10 percent minimum of your income. "God" wants you to vote a certain way; "God" wants you to hate certain types of people; and "God" warns you to never talk to the Serpent. "God" is an abusive, tyrannical PoS and the atheists are right to have nothing to do with it.
      But don't let those "Christians" define God for you. You know better--and you do so by hanging out with serpents and eating the damn fruit!

  • @kenharness7430
    @kenharness7430 2 роки тому +14

    "You couldn't be more deceitful."
    Emma: "Bet I could."
    Lmao that was.priceless!

  • @chrishorsfield6268
    @chrishorsfield6268 2 роки тому +3

    “Have you been saved?”
    “Thanks for reminding me “
    Ctrl+S
    “There”.

  • @mr.zafner8295
    @mr.zafner8295 6 місяців тому +1

    I feel like I should be ashamed that these are my favorite videos of yours. These hate comment videos are always funny to me. I haven't actually seen this one yet but I'm about to and I'm really excited. Anyway, thanks for all the entertainment and good luck

  • @Heva1987
    @Heva1987 2 роки тому +19

    I do love that some can not understand that when a Bi/Queer person get a Hetro (Herto passing) partner that suddenly they will just stopping liking or thinking the same gender is hot. Happy Pride to all!

    • @pintpullinggeek
      @pintpullinggeek 2 роки тому +1

      Loving that profile pic!

    • @advorak8529
      @advorak8529 2 роки тому +1

      Well, there is narrow mindedness and then there is bi-erasure and some people that think the gender of your partner is a huge deal when for you it may be like their difference between redheads or black haired ones: there is a difference … but it is not important.
      You basically have to walk down the street with a boyfriend on one arm and a girlfriend on the other … and even then …
      Besides, the number of hotel beds that sleep 3 (or more) is way too low.

  • @Cellidor
    @Cellidor 2 роки тому +12

    Speaking of being bi, I still remember my folks attempt to understand what it meant when I described it to them, and one of them responded "So you, I don't know... you like girls one week, then like guys another, or that sort of thing?"
    It was adorable and I'm glad they were open about it, I just find it kind of hilarious that they could not wrap their head around the idea of someone liking _both_ men and women simultaneously.

    • @theghostoftom
      @theghostoftom 2 роки тому +2

      Lol, reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. One of our friends just felt that she couldn't be bi because she got too much done to be oggling both all the hot men and women.

    • @Cellidor
      @Cellidor 2 роки тому +2

      @@theghostoftom There are several levels to hearing someone say something like that, and each of them are hilarious, love it.

    • @neolordie
      @neolordie 2 роки тому +2

      I mean, it do be like that sometimes lol

  • @dan32479
    @dan32479 Рік тому +2

    Love your work Emma. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face.

  • @ohsosmooth01
    @ohsosmooth01 2 роки тому +3

    I can't pick just one. I just love the responses. Like "You couldn't be more decietful", and you're like "someone hold my coffee...". Perfect.

  • @Well_Shady
    @Well_Shady 2 роки тому +34

    NGL, the lesbian Harry Potter one caught me mid coffee sip, nearly had a monitor full of java.
    The religious ones provided plenty of eye rolls, as I think most of us are wont to do. Best way of dealing with the haters, give 'em a little spotlight to show how ridiculous they are, it must be trying work finding them, so credit to you for your patience.

    • @Ascend777
      @Ascend777 2 роки тому +2

      The ones about Emma's appearance cracks me up. Who would have thought that theists are so judgmental about someone's appearance?

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 2 роки тому +1

      @@Ascend777 i kinda want to find their profile pick to "judge them with equal measure they had judged". (Or however the quote goes...)

    • @Ascend777
      @Ascend777 2 роки тому

      @@denverarnold6210 Do they even have the courage to post a self-pic while judging someone's appearance? seriously!

  • @joshrood7628
    @joshrood7628 2 роки тому +17

    I really admire your ability to just shrug off hateful comments like this. Respect. Keep up the good work, love the channel!

    • @Schimml0rd
      @Schimml0rd 2 роки тому

      These are guys who believe there's an old man sitting in the clouds watching them masturbate.
      Their "opinions" aren't really worth too much i'd say XDD

  • @MalusSanguine
    @MalusSanguine 2 роки тому +3

    I am a "slow ager" aswell. When i was 25 they wanted to see my ID buying wine. Here in Germany, you have to be 16 to buy wine...

  • @Cardiac.Kid81
    @Cardiac.Kid81 3 місяці тому +2

    I have to say, you handle the hate well. I love your channel, thanks for all the laughs and fun content! 🍻

  • @theshakyproject2971
    @theshakyproject2971 2 роки тому +13

    23:16 - 23:55 ALL. OF. THIS. I've never been comfortable with being called a "Male Feminist." The idea that men and women are human beings, both deserving of equal treatment should never be conditional. My identifying as a male has nothing to do with that idea, or the strength of it. I don't pick and choose which human beings for which I have empathy. It's not up to me and it's definitely not up to someone else.

  • @SilverXT
    @SilverXT 2 роки тому +13

    Don't forget to hit the like button for Emma! Jasper is amazing in those glasses!

  • @billmiller4800
    @billmiller4800 2 роки тому +2

    This was awesome. I haven't lol'd so much in a long time!! "limp salad" is the greatest dis I've heard in a long time. Please keep it up, you're awesome... and keep your hair any damn way you like (looks good to me)!

  • @Vonbek32
    @Vonbek32 2 роки тому +2

    Emma just found you and this was hilarious, you earned a subscription :D

  • @STikER326
    @STikER326 2 роки тому +33

    I just wanna say I absolutely love your sense of humour. Even though I don't do it that often nowadays (because, well, there's a war going on in my country), I bursted up laughing a few times throughout the video.
    Thank you, Emma.

    • @SoVidushi
      @SoVidushi Рік тому +3

      hope ure doing okay, take care

  • @jensgoerke3819
    @jensgoerke3819 2 роки тому +7

    Jasper looks like a good addition to the channel. Looking forward to the next two prides in my area.

  • @rplpalacio1920
    @rplpalacio1920 Рік тому +1

    Lol you are hilarious "this is not a dating app" I can't stop laughing your awesome

  • @indigoyarkindell968
    @indigoyarkindell968 2 роки тому +3

    Jasper, you did a great job! You need your own segment.

  • @chiptankgirl
    @chiptankgirl 2 роки тому +23

    I probably have left hate comments before when I was young and naïve but as an old man I can't imagine why one would want to do that. I'm glad you have good coping mechanisms and I really hope you don't let the jerks get you down.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 роки тому

      Er... how could you be an old man _and_ have left hate comments when young, unless, maybe, you're a time traveller?

    • @chiptankgirl
      @chiptankgirl 2 роки тому +1

      @@pineapplepenumbra I was 12 when we first got Internet in our home. I'm 37 now. If you don't think that's old then thank you but it certainly feels old.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 роки тому

      @@chiptankgirl Put it this way, as long as I didn't have to go through having a frozen shoulder again, I would be happy being 37 again.
      I've got a mate who keeps telling me that I'm no spring chicken, but my girlfriend keeps telling me to ignore him and that we're not old.
      At the beginning of the 20th century there were about 100 people aged 100, by the end of the century there was about 100 times as many, but it's now gone up from that 10K to about 15K.
      Someone I taught years ago said that his 87 year old grandmother was looking after his great grandfather, who fought in WWI.

    • @RNS_Aurelius
      @RNS_Aurelius 2 роки тому

      There are many shouting into the wind things we do. It's one of the ways we deal with frustrations with the world and feel some greater degree of control. Just like when a toddler throws things in anger.

  • @claratalbot7613
    @claratalbot7613 2 роки тому +8

    As a bi woman I know what it feels like to have people not believe u & even try to push u into a specific narrative. While I've never had someone think I was non-binary, I have been mis-gendered by accident a few times to which the person then corrected themselves. I've also had people think that if I were to marry a man I would suddenly become straight or if I married a woman I would become gay. Those people just can't seem to wrap their head around what being bi actually means

  • @alexthomas311
    @alexthomas311 2 роки тому +2

    I just discovered your channel. You are literally amazing and don't let others tell you otherwise.

  • @jeffreycorbett3295
    @jeffreycorbett3295 2 роки тому +2

    Absolutely wonderful! Keep up the good work Emma!!! Well done Jasper!

  • @pithball6383
    @pithball6383 2 роки тому +5

    Yeah, so when I was about 9-10, the people in charge of my Sunday school thought it would be appropriate to listen in on a conversation I was having with my friend about things we had been dreaming about to interject their opinion about a story I had told. Essentially, I was describing a sleep paralysis episode, but I didn't know that. I didn't know what was going on, so I guess I was seeking validation that it was normal in my friends, and if I didn't succeed in that, it would be an interesting story to tell my peers. That was when my Sunday school teacher called me over, seeming extremely concerned. She proceeded to tell me a story from her own life about her sister who experienced the same thing, but it was a demonic presence that was inhabiting her home doing this to her every night. That one conversation inspired a fear of the dark so intense that I couldn't sleep without a light on for months. So people who spout that shit, does it feel like you're helping? Because if you're okay with reigniting ancient fears within a 10 year old kid, you better think it's goddamn necessary. Not everyone can handle hearing that, especially not from people they trust to tell them the truth. But I'm mostly good now :) Happy Pride!

  • @Oyasumi05
    @Oyasumi05 2 роки тому +11

    I love how those people are split between Emma being a lesbian or being a guy, like come on guys, Emma is obviously an eldritch deity can't you tell?

    • @joshcee3362
      @joshcee3362 2 роки тому +1

      Wait, I'm not the only one that noticed that too? Glad others are catching on to her eldritch awesomeness.

  • @rosieholstein3233
    @rosieholstein3233 Рік тому +3

    The context for "Y chromosome + 52% + cope" is its an anti-trans dogwhistle, presumably because they assume you're a trans woman. The gist of it is "Y chromosome mean man so you're a man" and "52 percent of trans people commit suicide" which I don't even think is the right number for the statistic that they're trying to quote, and even then its taken out of context, and refers to rate of suicide attempts among trans folks with unsupportive family.

  • @mobunagathevoiceofresistan801
    @mobunagathevoiceofresistan801 2 роки тому +1

    “Limp Salad” is now my new favorite insult

  • @YouCantEatTheGrass
    @YouCantEatTheGrass 2 роки тому +12

    I have a channel where we grow food and flowers on our farm, someone commented the other day that a flower bouquet we arranged that had a dark colour palette, was only suitable for devil worship. It was a flower bouquet! Lol

    • @advorak8529
      @advorak8529 2 роки тому +3

      SOMEONE seems to know way too much about devil worship. Probably first hand experience.
      Just like an adulterer will see signs of adultery everywhere. Projecting is a thing, as is a bad conscience.
      Just answer that they are the one to speak up, leading the satanic rituals as head priest(ess) just a week ago…

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 роки тому +2

      @Anti-anti-intellectual5 Considering the nature of many stars out, there, if there's life that's using photosynthesis, many planets could host plants that are purple or black.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 роки тому +1

      @Anti-anti-intellectual5 Also, we're carbon based life forms.
      Carbon has 6 protons, 6 neutrons and 6 electrons, 666, sooo.....

    • @doloreslehmann8628
      @doloreslehmann8628 2 роки тому +1

      Sounds like an ad slogan to me: "Highly suitable for devil worship!" Could increase the sales!

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 роки тому

      @@doloreslehmann8628 It's worth a try, might only target quite a small audience, though, as the followers of judaism, christianity, islam, etc, haven't engaged their brains and so haven't noticed that they're worshipping Satanic characters.

  • @mcnultyssobercompanion6372
    @mcnultyssobercompanion6372 2 роки тому +80

    I'm genuinely surprised the male/female audience demographic is so skewed. Honestly can't think of why that would be.
    Yes. I am a dude. Personally, I watch Emma because she's intelligent and witty and honest. And she goes hard after fundamentalists. _And_ she's pals with SciMan Dan and that's a helluva endorsement.
    If we're talking demographics, I'm also a practicing Catholic (dun-dun-dunnnnnn.) It's probably me and maybe 3 other Nicene-reciting dudes in the whole subscriber base.
    Again though, Emma's intelligent, witty, and honest. And she goes after fundamentalists. In my book, that makes us allies.

    • @philzeo
      @philzeo 2 роки тому +7

      Ex fundamentalist here. Male, of course. Ive been a fan of Emma for a while because my wife introduced me to some of her earlier videos.

    • @bobbyalaskanexplorer6453
      @bobbyalaskanexplorer6453 2 роки тому

      good 4 you pal, glad to have you. fundamentalists are dangerous people and threaten all of us.

    • @creepyfishman6858
      @creepyfishman6858 2 роки тому +8

      I watch emma because she makes long videos and those are good for background audio

    • @JAMESLEVEE
      @JAMESLEVEE 2 роки тому

      What is the tune of dun-dun-dummmm? I hope it's the Jonny Quest motif.

    • @thormunable
      @thormunable 2 роки тому +1

      ill be honest and i mostly clicked on her vid the first time because she look cute but keep watching because it interesting

  • @silverlightsinaugust2756
    @silverlightsinaugust2756 2 роки тому +3

    The accusation of virtue signaling was literally just the accusation of being performative before “the left” thought it was an actual problem.

    • @HarryDirtay
      @HarryDirtay 2 дні тому

      The thing is, the term "virtue signalling" doesn't indicate someone is pretending to have beliefs, just that they want people to know what they believe or claim to believe. The right never bothered to understand the term they were using and thus just use it to mean hypocrite, which is not a synonym at all.

    • @silverlightsinaugust2756
      @silverlightsinaugust2756 2 дні тому

      @@HarryDirtay btw, wanting people to know stuff about you on social media, includes your beliefs. So it’s kind of bad faith to begin with to say someone’s virtue signaling, even if you’re using the term correctly.

  • @kylebencruzat7698
    @kylebencruzat7698 Рік тому +1

    Watching you take the spelling and punctuation of the comments so literally is life giving. 🤣

  • @theMikeofLife
    @theMikeofLife 2 роки тому +8

    Jasper did a great job, wondering when he's starting his own channel

  • @massimosaffioti8798
    @massimosaffioti8798 2 роки тому +28

    I love when people show up unarmed for a battle of wits.
    I enjoy long videos, especially when they're chock full of charm and humor. The more your detractors hate on them, the more ineffectual they come off.
    Haters gonna hate.
    Luddites gonna reject progress.
    Troglodytes gonna reject evolution.
    Cheers!
    PS - Good Job Jasper!

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 2 роки тому

      "I love when people show up unarmed for a battle of wits."
      I don't. Dunning & Kruger's research so clearly transfers to intelligence and these people demonstrate it on way too regular a basis.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 2 роки тому +1

      @@pineapplepenumbra don't mistake unarmed with a handicap.

    • @robertallen6028
      @robertallen6028 2 роки тому

      @@denverarnold6210 maybe it's a combination of both???

    • @stephenconnolly3018
      @stephenconnolly3018 7 місяців тому

      Shakespeare's

  • @Dragonwaw
    @Dragonwaw 2 роки тому +1

    Found your channel today. Watched a couple videos, enjoyed this one. Glad you can laugh at the mean comments. Jasper did a great job!

  • @RevolvedPastor
    @RevolvedPastor 4 місяці тому

    Emma, thank you for this. I won’t get into online bully stuff now, other than to say the topic bugs me to no end. I sincerely appreciate you bringing some light and laughter to my life. ❤

  • @78dentedhead
    @78dentedhead 2 роки тому +23

    Good work, Jasper! That's the best modelling of Emma's old glasses by a puppet I have ever seen!
    Edit: Regarding the comments questioning your choice of partner/queerness... I seem to recall that simple maths can show why most bi folk end up in straight-passing relationships. Simply put, there are far more straight potential partners than there are queer potential partners. Regardless, why do they seem to think that being attracted to the same sex as well as the opposite/other sexes means you *can't* be in a straight-passing relationship? Like, does you liking women as well mean you are not allowed to have a male partner?
    Further edit: I had to try watching at 2x speed, and holy dog, chipmunk Emma!
    Yet another edit: Emo Betty Rubble was the best descriptor, though the charming Mrs Rubble had black hair if I recall, and was therefore more emo than you, making her the Emo Emma Thorne (or you the non-emo Betty Rubble?).

    • @RuneDrageon
      @RuneDrageon 2 роки тому

      Yes

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 2 роки тому

      Betty was dark haired, yes. Rosie did a pretty good job of it in the movie. John Goodman killed it as Fred too, but Fred is genuinely usually a bad person hahah

    • @awfuldynne
      @awfuldynne 2 роки тому +1

      I think a lot of the bigots can't get their minds around the fact that _everyone_ outside their insular bubbles uses sexual orientation to describe who people are attracted to, not a description of who they are sleeping with/have slept with/wish they could sleep with. This leads to a lot of slanderous stereotypes about bisexuals when it doesn't result in bi erasure.
      With the bi and ace erasure, and possibly the fractal wrongness of trans denial, it leads to them assuming anyone who self-describes as "queer" must be _gay,_ and they can't work out how a queer person could be in a straight-passing relationship within the framework of those assumptions.
      _Also,_ fascist purity rhetoric has them claiming if they don't oppress queer people everyone will catch The Gay and nobody will procreate, so they _might_ think (or claim to think as an excuse to oppress the queer community) once you're "corrupted" you won't want a straight(-passing) relationship.

  • @saladiniv7968
    @saladiniv7968 2 роки тому +21

    why is it so hard for people to understand what bi means? to be honest i always thought it was harder to understand why you would limit yourself to just one gender.

    • @creepyfishman6858
      @creepyfishman6858 2 роки тому +1

      @@suqmadiq68 What?

    • @nathanthom8176
      @nathanthom8176 2 роки тому

      The end of your own comment makes it seem like you don't understand what bisexuality is, seeing as you have introduced the idea of choosing who you are attracted to.

    • @saladiniv7968
      @saladiniv7968 2 роки тому

      @@nathanthom8176 i guess you could read it that way. just to clarify, obviously you can't choose who you're attracted to. i was just making a joke about my personal struggle with understanding why for most people gender plays such an important role in who they're attracted to.

  • @mr.zafner8295
    @mr.zafner8295 6 місяців тому +2

    Consider this plus one vote for the comedy sketch about smoking cigars. Although I think you filmed this video a year ago, so maybe you already did one

  • @ManuelDornbusch
    @ManuelDornbusch 2 роки тому +15

    Hey Jasper! Great to see you. You really added to the content. Feel free to bring more of yourself into future videos

  • @kvmxjames
    @kvmxjames 2 роки тому +5

    I started watching your videos not long ago and continue to be impressed by how ell spoken you are, and how well your arguments are thought out. I wish more people had the capability to think critically as well as you do. Keep it up.

  • @vdrlng
    @vdrlng 2 роки тому +1

    Your content makes for important viewing and is, at times..quite humorous) Thanx for what you do! Here is a quote from a chap you might recognize: “Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.” - George Bernard Shaw

  • @kentonbaird1723
    @kentonbaird1723 2 роки тому +2

    "90's bitter lesbian, working in a government job, deciding the rights of parents."
    Oh yeah, that was a side character on Friends, I think...

  • @DaveCM
    @DaveCM 2 роки тому +9

    How can anyone hate on you! You are so sweet and lovely! Well, we love you and you always pick me up and make my day a little better. On a side note, I like your longer videos better. I often listen to them as I am driving home from work. It takes me about 30 to 40 minutes. So,...your 40 minute videos are perfect. 😁

  • @faunaprince4466
    @faunaprince4466 2 роки тому +4

    Jasper did fantastic. He likes the glasses and wanted to keep them on clearly

  • @dramaticleftistgoblin1367
    @dramaticleftistgoblin1367 2 роки тому +1

    Jasper did great!!!
    My description submission: You're the female Harry Potter we DESERVED.

  • @chrisschilling8284
    @chrisschilling8284 2 роки тому +1

    another banger of a shirt emma! love your style and how you laugh @ the haters!

  • @MelanaC
    @MelanaC 2 роки тому +33

    Emma, I think you are one of the loveliest, sweetest, cutest and … I hope you don’t mind me saying, very pretty people on the UA-cam!
    I love your videos! I find your content well research, well presented and really nicely edited 🥰
    You’re awesome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌍💜🎨🥰
    Edit: I’ve had a shitty day and I think my comments might be exactly what you don’t want to hear. I’m not going to delete it, I’ll own it and apologise.

    • @DavidSmith-vr1nb
      @DavidSmith-vr1nb 2 роки тому +8

      I didn't see anything wrong here.

    • @martinnyberg9295
      @martinnyberg9295 2 роки тому +4

      Emma IS lovely, sweet, cute, AND clever, smart, intelligent. And wears that lipstick and those glasses with style. But we should really stop writing simping comments in the middle of the night. (Kudos to “Simping On Emma Thorne” for introducing the word “simping” into my passive vocabulary.) 😬

    • @MelanaC
      @MelanaC 2 роки тому +1

      @@DavidSmith-vr1nb thanks David

    • @Ajhcr
      @Ajhcr 2 роки тому +1

      Hope your day is better love.
      You don’t live in America! Does that help?
      BTW
      I’m Longing to get to Scotland!
      (Recognize the flag)
      Peace and love to you!

    • @MelanaC
      @MelanaC 2 роки тому

      @@Ajhcr getting better… I’m post surgery so I’m feeling miserable
      Scotland is utterly stunning so definitely visit if you get the chance 🥰