The scene with the man screaming "buttpussy" with all his might while his friend puts his hand on his chest like he's proudly listening to their anthem is amazing.
Warning: To read further is to forfeit your own existence. To know the truth which lay beyond, is to submit yourself to an existential crisis. Consider yourself warned. . . . . . You may be aware, but in case you aren't, he was just covering a company logo on his shirt. I may be captain obvious here, but...
In 6th grade we watched a documentary about China. I was in shock at the cultural differences. My mind was opened. Today my mind was opened again, but the cultural differences are within my country.
they out there livin their life, havin a good ol buttpussy of a time. they aint got time for hatin on other folkses and their culture, except kyle bush. fuck him.
Cultural differences? The North has no culture. Just mindless consumerism and hedonistic lifestyles with a splash of introverted weirdness. While the South has a culture of friendliness, helping others, good old style food, celebrating even minor events in a big way, having fun and hanging loose with friends and strangers at gatherings (like shown in the video) and keeping tradition alive.
@@richardlong6558 Im from the north and I wouldnt say we don't have a culture, but the rest... you are honestly spot on. They are obviously playing it up and having fun while these people in the comment section are acting like theyre above it all. They don't get invited to parties because theyre boring and dull, and it shows.
For anyone who doesn't know, Andrew, the guy you're seeing in these interviews and the mind behind All Gas No Brakes, is done with this channel. He got screwed over by a predatory contract from Doing Things Media. "All Gas No Brakes" as a brand is now dead and nothing new will be uploaded. The All Gas No Brakes Patreon was killed, too. We'll have to see what Andrew does next, but it won't be under anything called "All Gas No Brakes." You can give your thanks to Doing Things Media.
Seeing our flag on that filth's crotch literally makes me want to cry. Please, have respect for our flag. If you ever see someone with the poor taste to do this, call them out, please.
Any 'conservative' who pussies out for weed is just a libertarian riding the populist trend. Then again, they're not exactly clear-headed enough to know what conservatism is either.
The black guy: “out here making left turns” 😂 That screams I’m not actually into this weird shit, but my white friends are, so here I am 😆 I can relate
yup lol, honestly its a good time out there even if you arent interested, like goin to a ball park. Hes prob just there to drink and see some tiddies with his boys.
@@Xd-uq5zo Likely, these are some of the people who would stand to benefit the most and it helps that Bernie was an independent for his entire political career before running for president.
Jael Sonnen unfortunately these same kind of people are less likely to vote for Bernie because in their primal minds they see big words like socialist or free and they get upset thinking that the government is some sort of evil thief while simultaneously turning around and buying thousands of dollars worth of soda and potato chips from Wal-Mart and McDonald’s.
Crisbideioz have you ever thought to maybe read what you’re commenting? It’s like you just saw a few words in my comment and thought “oh hey, Primal, that’s like black people and black people vote for joe Biden!” ب_ب Look, I’m not going to argue with a troglodyte, but lemme give you some advice kid; use that brain of yours to really think hard about the next time you wanna make your point and don’t put so much emotion into it.
I went to Talladega once, a guy was so shit faced drunk, he fell out and was flipping head over toe down the risers and landed on a baby and some guy beat his ass. Most un family friendly sporting event I’ve ever been to and it was awesome.
@@mmodnao It's ok to bring a baby if you're cool with punching a drunk dude. I'd say the opposite is also true: it's all good to fall on a baby if you're cool with getting punched.
@@ItsDSP At least the furries just vaped weed and nothing too far(sans witten). These Talledega people are probably the expected result of guys in the south plus a 24 can pack of cheap beer. My guess is only a con of Islamic terrorists or pedophiles top the lockdown protesters. However, the flat earth con is darn close. But he's yet to do anything outside of the US. Go to some soccer matches in europe and it will feel like a warzone(search soccer ultras). So those lockdown protesters might not be the worst.
BazongaMelons there is nothing more freeing in life then knowing how to act a fool and having a good time with it. Also the only people who get upset by that are miserable people.
i don't know what you wannbe boomers have against phones all the time. screaming "buttpussy" and "drive fast eat ass" is much more intelligent though...
@@westy229 Bruh have u not heard about the "leftist unity" memes. Anarcho-Syndicalists fight with Marxist-Leninist who fight with Social-Democrats all the time. Meanwhile, supposed 'right of Centre' Republicans like Dave Rubin are happy to platform the likes of Stefan 'I'm an empiricist so white nationalism is ok' Molyneux without challenging him in any way.
as an non-american it is hart to belive that this are actual real people and not a satire:) Suddenly South Park looks a lot like a accurate documentation. Love your channel!
@Swamp Henly I live in Alabama bud, I literally grew up with people who had no grasp on the fact that its satire. I know one guy who liked it because they "actually called gays f**gots like they are". But sure, no one totally does that...
One the varsity runners on my xc team wore American racing shorts (like the really short ones) and he admitted to not being that patriotic, he wanted to make fun of patriotism by wearing the flag on his genitals.
I've never understood NASCAR, but strangely after this video, I understand why so many people go get wasted and watch loud cars drive really fast past them in circles.
@@andrewrushing946 lol are you serious. I am here a year later and made almost the same comment. Scrolled down a bit and saw my comment from a year ago has over 600 likes lol I guess I need to check my notifications
As a wise man once said “butt pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
Old America greater! Better then this new az America with its advanced technology and decent life quality! The old America got, got some stuff! Trump for Comedian Oscar awards 2020!!
These people are a million percent nicer than a Walmart person. Walmart as a person would have a basement full of Vietnamese children doing all their chores.
I think these people are the exact opposite of Walmart but equally as sad. People at Walmart aren’t wasted or having nearly this much fun. They’re usually aware of how bad things are going for them.
how is this gonzo? gonzo is about being a drug addict narcissist who cant report on something without inserting them self and making it about them. this is just a guy interviewing people
Lol I been a season ticket holder to Phoenix international for my years. Back in the day it used to be like this...lol glad to see talladega is holding the standard high
They are fun and happy and full of adrenaline watching a crazy sport where people drive at crazy high speeds for basically no reason. What's not to like. This is peak America
“So you got the American Flag...” pans down 😂😂😂😂 I. died. I just can’t with any of these people. The guy talking about 60 year old women’s breasts was so damn serious, he was not messing around. 😂😂😂 God these videos are a friggen goldmine!
einstein999 I assume you’re referring to him saying 60+? That’s not how bras work, the number is the band length, the cup (breast size) is the letter, the number has no real relevance except to the person wearing the bra. He also very straight-faced describes wrinkles and hanging low and I think he said he was sick of the young ones or something. Trust me he’s talking about 60+ year old woman and he could not be more serious about. 😂😂😂 Also, thank you for commenting I rewatched this gem of a video and laughed my ass off, much appreciated. 🤣🤣
Dudes eyebrow, beard and hair game are on point, groomed to a T. And his first story is about trying to fuck a girl and gets into a fight instead. It's like he's screaming it to the world haha
These are the kind of dudes I'd be slamming beers with one second, yelling at their faces that their political stances are braindead at best the next, and then go back to slamming beers with 'em.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT * I move away from the mic to breathe in * PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
@@WaffleShortage naw man this guy didnt make up the guinea horn, it actually refers to an abnormally large clitoris, resembling the horn of a guinea fowl
It's amazing how they all have the same personality. It's like he's interviewing one person with different faces.
Looks like the opposite of the movie split
Because inbreeding
Honestly came here to say this, also a few are obviously related.
Butt hooowww
Who all like butthole for some reason.
And their votes should be count only one time.
It’s like a South Park episode, but it’s real life.
HAHAHHAHA
They took ourrrrr jobbbbs
southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Poor_and_Stupid
HAHAhaHAAHAH SO FUCKING TRUE
I can't believe they exist
The scene with the man screaming "buttpussy" with all his might while his friend puts his hand on his chest like he's proudly listening to their anthem is amazing.
Warning: To read further is to forfeit your own existence. To know the truth which lay beyond, is to submit yourself to an existential crisis. Consider yourself warned.
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You may be aware, but in case you aren't, he was just covering a company logo on his shirt. I may be captain obvious here, but...
@softserve sorry about that my dude, I fixed it for ya.
You can hear the buttpussy yeller in the background during the shot immediately before his scene.
It sounded like he was a DBZ character charging up an attack.
America !!!!
The pan down to reveal the USA speedo was brilliant.
Major plot twist confirmed
Got me
"WOAH, okay lmao"
That camera work killed me, it pans back up to the dude staring at his own speedo then just continuing the conversation.
Yeah that one hooked me into watching more
In 6th grade we watched a documentary about China. I was in shock at the cultural differences. My mind was opened. Today my mind was opened again, but the cultural differences are within my country.
come down south an getcha sum buttpussy :D
they out there livin their life, havin a good ol buttpussy of a time. they aint got time for hatin on other folkses and their culture, except kyle bush. fuck him.
@@Tizen yeah fuck kyle bush
Cultural differences? The North has no culture. Just mindless consumerism and hedonistic lifestyles with a splash of introverted weirdness. While the South has a culture of friendliness, helping others, good old style food, celebrating even minor events in a big way, having fun and hanging loose with friends and strangers at gatherings (like shown in the video) and keeping tradition alive.
@@richardlong6558 Im from the north and I wouldnt say we don't have a culture, but the rest... you are honestly spot on. They are obviously playing it up and having fun while these people in the comment section are acting like theyre above it all. They don't get invited to parties because theyre boring and dull, and it shows.
This is what our founding fathers dreamed of.
It's really not that far off. Makes me proud.
*dreamt
Joac1193 both are correct actually. You can look it up I’ll wait...
@@jeremywilliams9470 Imagine waiting forever lmao
Jeremy Williams yeah, the freedom to be as smart as you want or as dumb as you want.
so he told the man to google a phrase he made himself
TRENDSETTER
Borderline genius marketing strategy right there.
'MURICA
@@JanInGameWTF
You mean Trendhorner, just google it bro.
apparently buttpussy is a real thing (it's on UD), but not at all what the guy was describing.
@@egb625able All the pills are real, and red inside.
For anyone who doesn't know, Andrew, the guy you're seeing in these interviews and the mind behind All Gas No Brakes, is done with this channel. He got screwed over by a predatory contract from Doing Things Media. "All Gas No Brakes" as a brand is now dead and nothing new will be uploaded. The All Gas No Brakes Patreon was killed, too. We'll have to see what Andrew does next, but it won't be under anything called "All Gas No Brakes." You can give your thanks to Doing Things Media.
He is on Channel 5 now. Look it up on youtube!
It's channel 5 news now
Also check the early life sections of the owners.
@@rand0m0mg I don't even need to check the early life section at this point. Is it the you-know-whos?
@@ItsDemiMondaine mhm
It bothers me that they all appear to be infinitely happier than I am.
Not hard to be happy when you're an idiot
Same man I wish I was like this
Colt 100% true
@@colt4505 yep
Merula best waifu
"so you got the american flag" *camera pan*
KILLLLLLLED ME OH MY GOD
4:51 lmaoo that was so nonchalant too
And the fact that hes drinking a Monster and was able to ask that question without laughing, perfect
L000L
i was not ready for that shit😭
I legitimately thought I was about to see pants
"My name's Sam Smith, like the singer, but I'm not gay" That one killed me
What a great way to introduce yourself
yeah right, he's at least bi-curious
@@dayglowjoe I was thinking the same thing. Dude is a fruit smoothie lmaoooo
@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 big gay
1:38
My man said... "out here makin' left turns"
That's true.
This. This is what the founding fathers envisioned for America.
I wanted to like this but I’m not gonna change it from 666 likes.
Haha well our founding fathers hung people in the streets. So I’d say there’s a little progress.
Nah, they were elitists and would hate these people. lmao
🇺🇸
Truely
The tilt down at his speedos in the last clip really caught me by surprise
It's freedom
Seeing our flag on that filth's crotch literally makes me want to cry. Please, have respect for our flag. If you ever see someone with the poor taste to do this, call them out, please.
@@russ00074 just let people have their fun Jesus Christ Karen
I thought he was some kind of, for some reason, southern voice of reason. Then they tilted down to his speedo and I knew it was Galaxy brain time
@@russ00074 Calm down, a flag is just a piece of cloth
"I hate Bernie Sanders, oh he wanted to make weed legal? oh wait hes cool"
millennials in a nutshell
Zoomers still shooting up schools
Any 'conservative' who pussies out for weed is just a libertarian riding the populist trend. Then again, they're not exactly clear-headed enough to know what conservatism is either.
@〔TFGG〕 except minority groups being a higher statistic
Yeah pretty much lmao
Every time I have a bad day, I watch this.
"Pick up truck for the boys or what?"
"For the boys?"
"Yeah."
"For the boys."
"Hell yeah."
I was damn POT
I think he said “full of boys” at first
Ferda
That was so unexpected and hilarious short conversation. 🤣
Well, when you're gay in FL, what else is all that pick up truck for?
"...So you've got the American flag"
*pans down*
Probably one of the funniest pieces of filming/editing I have ever witnessed.
Genius reveal
That was so funny. I love this channel.
I fucking CACKLED omg. That would be worth $50 to see in theaters.
It was like watching the office or parks and rec hahaha my favorite part.
pun intended? pants down 😂
and people say Americans have no culture
Lmao
The best culture
Mold is also culture
Nathaniel Barton yea but that kind of culture is bad for you
@@austinmac2693 You are one step closer to getting the joke.
The black guy: “out here making left turns” 😂
That screams I’m not actually into this weird shit, but my white friends are, so here I am 😆
I can relate
@@Artofficial1986 Nah, youre just a piece of chit.
yup lol, honestly its a good time out there even if you arent interested, like goin to a ball park. Hes prob just there to drink and see some tiddies with his boys.
same thing when wypipo entertain their black compadres when they ask them to join them for a good ol' turf war
Don't they only make left turns in nascar?
@@yeezusjesus7617 they actually have 7 road course races that year.
They're surprisingly hesitant to explain vulgar things despite already saying vulgar things.
Yeah, cancel culture is a fuckin BLAST!!
its like those people who like talking to their friends a certain way bit when asked wtf are they saying they get all shy n shit
The buttpussy tribe are wary of outsiders
its bc they think theyre being witty and edgy but they suddenly realize they sound like a piece of shit lol
As an italian i've had problems reading this.
"Bernie Sanders is alright then" -Progressivism has come to the American heartland.
If Bernie wins it is purely because of these men and women. Respect.
@@Xd-uq5zo Likely, these are some of the people who would stand to benefit the most and it helps that Bernie was an independent for his entire political career before running for president.
Jael Sonnen unfortunately these same kind of people are less likely to vote for Bernie because in their primal minds they see big words like socialist or free and they get upset thinking that the government is some sort of evil thief while simultaneously turning around and buying thousands of dollars worth of soda and potato chips from Wal-Mart and McDonald’s.
Crisbideioz have you ever thought to maybe read what you’re commenting? It’s like you just saw a few words in my comment and thought “oh hey, Primal, that’s like black people and black people vote for joe Biden!” ب_ب Look, I’m not going to argue with a troglodyte, but lemme give you some advice kid; use that brain of yours to really think hard about the next time you wanna make your point and don’t put so much emotion into it.
Bernie is a commie
"REVEAL YOUR RECTUM, LET US SEE THAT BUTTHOLE"
That intro made me die laughing. All Gas No Brakes is the best
thats the best part, dude looks exactly like a 20 year old kenny powers
Homie actually looks like he's twelve.
Boy ow boy I like the pulp fiction seen man it is the perfect shit for um I give this 100 thumbs up brothers.😇👍👍👍🤟
I went to Talladega once, a guy was so shit faced drunk, he fell out and was flipping head over toe down the risers and landed on a baby and some guy beat his ass. Most un family friendly sporting event I’ve ever been to and it was awesome.
Who brings babies at these events? We all know the type of people that gathers there.
@@mmodnao It's ok to bring a baby if you're cool with punching a drunk dude. I'd say the opposite is also true: it's all good to fall on a baby if you're cool with getting punched.
They can't talk crap about anyone else when you hear the dumb things they do.
Thought these dude were nuts, until I went deeper into this channel.
They're the most normal
It’s gonna take some serious psychos to top those lockdown protesters. They make these guys and even the furries look normal.
They just out there livin their best life
@@ItsDSP At least the furries just vaped weed and nothing too far(sans witten). These Talledega people are probably the expected result of guys in the south plus a 24 can pack of cheap beer. My guess is only a con of Islamic terrorists or pedophiles top the lockdown protesters. However, the flat earth con is darn close. But he's yet to do anything outside of the US. Go to some soccer matches in europe and it will feel like a warzone(search soccer ultras). So those lockdown protesters might not be the worst.
Scary thought
@@beantaz3862 what is up with everywhere except america and Canada and soccer
I'm blown away that you ask 1 question only the whole interview and they just pour content into your lap. Incredible
"The clititorious"
He fucks widdit. You gotta respect that
It took me almost a year to realise "cowbush" was Kyle Busch
“The hamncheese from Arby’s? The Fachina looks juh like dat”
Wait, do you mean Guineahorn?
My grandma calls chicken strips chicken clitoris's
The opening line to this video is nothing short of phenomenal. The delivery was impeccable
I swear this is like real life interdimensional cable. This whole channel is
It's the TV from Rick and Morty.
this is the best way to describe this channel onf
there's funnier things out there, champ
They seem to be self-aware, and exploit their regional stereotype for their own enjoyment which is pretty meta
Yeah and all Euros fall for it
BazongaMelons there is nothing more freeing in life then knowing how to act a fool and having a good time with it. Also the only people who get upset by that are miserable people.
@@andrewpandrew7786 Hell yeah
What makes you assume they are self-aware? The simplest answer is they are exactly who they seem to be. That's no act, they aren't self-satirizing.
@@JonathanZeidman youve obviously never meet someone like them.
This is the best channel ever man
Not even an understatement. Literal truth
Channel 5
I can’t say I’d have fun with them but it cracks me up to see all of them enjoy themselves
These guys are literally just vibing. Not a phone in sight just living in the moment
Just living to see some butthole.
3:27
You're just blind. There are visible phones around
i don't know what you wannbe boomers have against phones all the time. screaming "buttpussy" and "drive fast eat ass" is much more intelligent though...
Nice movies bro
When politicians talk about “real Americans”, this is who they are referring to.
Well that explains a lot!
@Dr Boom not really. The Furry people were just having fun while these guys would probably kill for Trump in their intrinsic stupidity.
@@iRaps1 try to not talk about stuff you don't have a clue about
@@nopenopenein8243 "didn't look retarded" they answer questions with animal sounds, defend criminals, and walk around in full adult diapers. lol
@@headcheesegeezer1099 great point you made there
It's like they're part of a hivemind.
Same thing goes for inner city liberals and socialists
@@westy229 The hope is to be part of a hive mind of academic research and fact-based journalism from trusted institutions
@@legojayman that might be the greatest thing ive ever seen in a yet comment
@@westy229 when they have different ideologies they're kinda not a hivemind. Lol
@@westy229 Bruh have u not heard about the "leftist unity" memes. Anarcho-Syndicalists fight with Marxist-Leninist who fight with Social-Democrats all the time. Meanwhile, supposed 'right of Centre' Republicans like Dave Rubin are happy to platform the likes of Stefan 'I'm an empiricist so white nationalism is ok' Molyneux without challenging him in any way.
"Pickup truck full of boys?"
"For the boys? Yeah"
"Hell yeah"
*_"CLITATORIUS"_*
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Good name for a band!
Just Google it bro
My favorite dinosaur
I'm calling it that now
This is the most accurate on-screen depiction of the state of Alabama
Mississippi
@@Zones33 I think you need to learn how to read a map.
@@jasonlambert5552 read the above comments, dumbass
its like that in Louisiana too
@@bonson9156 baby boy, go back to 5th grade.
as an non-american it is hart to belive that this are actual real people and not a satire:) Suddenly South Park looks a lot like a accurate documentation. Love your channel!
I'm an american and can say that most of us totally relate.
Super fun to party with. 🤷♂️
The worst part, is that these people watch south park and assume its celebrating *them*.
@Swamp Henly I live in Alabama bud, I literally grew up with people who had no grasp on the fact that its satire. I know one guy who liked it because they "actually called gays f**gots like they are".
But sure, no one totally does that...
@Swamp Henly You don't have to be smart to earn a decent wage and own an expensive truck you fucking goose...
Compilation at the beginning has got to be one of the best edited things ive ever seen in my life
“ Wasn’t he tryna make weed legal? Then yeah he’s cool”
ROFL
The best comedian wouldn't be able to make this stuff up.
Lol , this Chanel is epic!
This is, in short, the reason Bernie Sanders is the only Democrat with a chance to beat Trump. Vote Sanders.
@@weakmindedidiot Optimistic use of the word "chance", there.
Drive fast! Eat ass son!
Man: isn’t Bernie sanders Trynna leagalize weed? Gas: all drugs. Man: oh then he’s coo
Correct me if I’m wrong but he’s looking to decriminalize all drugs right? Not legalize?
@@RaYzoRtv1 both
@@toromcjohnson4069 decriminalization and legalization are not mutually inclusive.
I’m gonna guess the subtlety of that distinction was not super important to the conversation.
@Justin Cider are you a billionaire?
OUT HERE MAKIN LEFT TURNS
@Ty Thomas Boxing Training yes! it was so subtle but brilliant
What if someone made a right turn?
I don't speak Murican. Mind translating?
@@ZappBrannigan88 That's all race drivers do on the track: turn left.
@@greysky1252 they'd hit a wall ;)
almost two years now and 0:42 is still the king of the AGNB cinematic universe in my book, hope to see him again some day
I was so not ready for the camera to pan down to his "American flag"
You prepared me...and yet I was not prepared.
machomano207 come to 2020 fall Talladega and y’all can see me again lol
+Andrew Rushing MURICA
Big props to the cameraman for keeping the last dude's lower half out of frame until the big reveal.
Guy being interviewed: Okay but why am I even being interviewed
His friend behind him: Dude you walked over and grabbed the mic!
-USA when they say they never wanted a war
Then he said “well it was bound to happen” or something like that lmaoooo
@@irestone1 XDD
When you come to the end of your great journey, you have to put these all into a dvd, it'll be a hit!
I’ve lived in Alabama for 6 years. This is just a normal walk outside.
And yet, almost everyone he interviewed wasn't from Alabama.
@@tuffy11111 busy fucking relatives in bama
Are the girls easier to get? i need to move there
@@0dteESmini yes...
I've lived in Bama for 30 years, and he's right, this is just a normal day.
Guy in USA Speedo: "You know, they're veterans"
*realization sets in* : "They're veterans" *laughs*
I didn’t understand that glitch at all lol
Think it’s that these vets are wearing “buttpussy” shirts lmao
GeMeu He just realized how ridiculous he sounded, invoking veterans while wearing Stars and Stripes undies, hammered as fuck at a NASCAR race.
One the varsity runners on my xc team wore American racing shorts (like the really short ones) and he admitted to not being that patriotic, he wanted to make fun of patriotism by wearing the flag on his genitals.
Cool story bro
4:52 That reveal was so good.
There are so many amazing quotes in this video
“Not TV, no.” 2.8 million views on UA-cam
Little does he know. I watched this on my TV
4.2 million and counting.
I love how the first thing he screams is BUTT PUSSY, but he is hesitant to define it until he made sure it isnt aired on tv
I was not expecting the “american flag” part whatsoever, completely caught me off guard
My wife laughed so hard she peed when she saw the American flag hugging his balls
@@chowderheadaa8025 uuuh on the couch ? U might wanna clean that up
@@meyeneetuks4680 she did
@@chowderheadaa8025 tell your wife that I seen your comment and thank you for laughing bc that guy was me lol
"'BOUT IT"
- random white guy in Talladega
Yeahamaneahhannehamennabumbuhmaaanenannenn BOUDDIT
I've never understood NASCAR, but strangely after this video, I understand why so many people go get wasted and watch loud cars drive really fast past them in circles.
All Gas No Brakes is the most important chronicler of our time.
“What’s goin on?”
“Bout it”
😂😂😂
Seriously my favorite response lol
Ain’t never laughed so got-damn hard
Wasted-Chandler Bing was so cool.
I was thinking at first all this last guy is pretty normal and then they showed his speedo and I freaking died lol
Thank you that was me lol
He reminds me of my friends Denver 😆
Whole time I just assumed he had on pants.
I mean...
@@andrewrushing946 lol are you serious. I am here a year later and made almost the same comment. Scrolled down a bit and saw my comment from a year ago has over 600 likes lol I guess I need to check my notifications
@@badfish5447link dude I’ve been in all the comments lol. There funny af
As a wise man once said “butt pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
“Out here, making left turns.” Black dude low key on the woke side.
Straight up tho
Explain this to a non-American
@@childoftheearth3031 nascar races only go counter-clockwise
@@jamestoms2143 How is that low key woke though?
@@br2485 same I still didn't get it
That guy actually held that note pretty well
What's with NASCAR and buttholes?
Also, that man who thinks "Buttpussy" is just the "taint" is so innocent it's adorable.
Bussy, if you will.
Bo Ex To As a NASCAR fan I have no idea
He secretly enjoys some bussy i bet
I was thinking, "These guys and gals remind me of my Army days."...then he's like "They're Veterans." XD
In Europe, they show this video in public schools as a historical documentary on the United States.
Bruh, I'm from Europe and this is old good America!!! God bless Old America !! Trump 2020 Greetings from Slovak Republic
Old America greater! Better then this new az America with its advanced technology and decent life quality! The old America got, got some stuff! Trump for Comedian Oscar awards 2020!!
@@janco82102 well Slovakia is eastern Europe
Not enoff fat ppl
TRUMP 2020 bitches America fuck yea!
"I wish i was poor and stupid like that."
-Eric Cartman
They're dippin Vagisil extra extra strength.
ngl it does look fun to be that stupid
@@carstarsarstenstesenn for real, you know they’re having a blast all the time 😂😂
No you dont
You realize that cartman wasn't Socrates right? He shouldn't be consulted for life advice
"wasn't he tryin to make weed legal or sthing like that?"
yeah all drugs
"oh yeah... well then he's cool"
Bernie 2020
Well that was easy
Yer man there is a single issue voter, I guess!
"still a fuckin pussy tho."
Not all drugs. He does not want to decriminalize opiates, let alone legalize.
more like bernie 4 '20 lol
I feel like the way he manages to make the most awkward situations ever, even more awkward, is a gift. Lmao 😝
"Out here making left turns"
Hell yeah, brother
"Raise Hell, Praise Dale" is something I need on a shirt
a phrase that only rhymes if you have a deep southern accent
There's tons of shirts. It's a famous saying from years and years ago. Long before Jr. ever got into a car.
"I'm not gay, I just drank a shit load of beer" damn
As one does
Nothing shows you’re more straight then admitting you’d do gay things while drunk
Logic checks out
By my calculations you WILL become gay after 3 beers though
@@paulkr3518 me? Spy? U don't know who you talking to boy.
This is the one video of his where his channel name makes sense to the interviewee. They were like all gas no brakes yea he’s a nascar UA-camr
If Walmart was a person, it would be these people.
Savage 😂
this kinda shit wants me to segregate from the south
Jessika Robinson yeah us Southerners are such intellectuals, these people are geniuses and we should make them all presidents
These people are a million percent nicer than a Walmart person. Walmart as a person would have a basement full of Vietnamese children doing all their chores.
I think these people are the exact opposite of Walmart but equally as sad.
People at Walmart aren’t wasted or having nearly this much fun. They’re usually aware of how bad things are going for them.
The man talking about the so called “buttpussy” walked off so fast when he explained.🤣🤣
that's actually part of his interviewing style - making people explain the obscene idioms they casually espouse in plain language
That’s my father and I can say he lives his life as crazy as he seems. I wish I was lying
This is the new gonzo journalism and we need more of it.
100%
I believe that this style was pioneered 11 years ago by Kassem G. However All Gas No Breaks have perfected it.
its kinda like the opposite of gonzo when it comes to the way he shows something but in the end the result is the same
how is this gonzo? gonzo is about being a drug addict narcissist who cant report on something without inserting them self and making it about them. this is just a guy interviewing people
gothmoth i miss kassemg thx for reminding me though. Gonna go binge watch his shit.
Lol I been a season ticket holder to Phoenix international for my years. Back in the day it used to be like this...lol glad to see talladega is holding the standard high
I've watched this at least ten times in the past few days. Something about a group of men shouting about buttholes really speaks to me.
It's kinda nice? Just people having a good and dumb time. I miss it
Is that you dad?
These people were strangely endearing.
Cause they are off their faces drunk
They are fun and happy and full of adrenaline watching a crazy sport where people drive at crazy high speeds for basically no reason. What's not to like. This is peak America
“So you got the American Flag...” pans down 😂😂😂😂 I. died. I just can’t with any of these people. The guy talking about 60 year old women’s breasts was so damn serious, he was not messing around. 😂😂😂 God these videos are a friggen goldmine!
pretty sure he was talking bra sizes, but could be wrong lol
einstein999 I assume you’re referring to him saying 60+? That’s not how bras work, the number is the band length, the cup (breast size) is the letter, the number has no real relevance except to the person wearing the bra. He also very straight-faced describes wrinkles and hanging low and I think he said he was sick of the young ones or something. Trust me he’s talking about 60+ year old woman and he could not be more serious about. 😂😂😂 Also, thank you for commenting I rewatched this gem of a video and laughed my ass off, much appreciated. 🤣🤣
@@einstein999 he was referring to 60+ year old women 😂 hence why he mentions the younger ones being boring
@@einstein999 Naw, he was definitely talkin about 60+ year old women. He even mentions how he likes the wrinkles lol
He was definitely fucking around
“To all 3 of the bookies I owe money to I love you I’m sorry I haven’t texted you back” 💀😂
"My names Sam Smith but not gay" thats literally the gayest way you could introduce yourself.
Dudes eyebrow, beard and hair game are on point, groomed to a T. And his first story is about trying to fuck a girl and gets into a fight instead. It's like he's screaming it to the world haha
Sam Smith is a gay British singer
Lmfao this comment made me belly laugh and that was a long time ago
Somebody's offended lol just take the joke and move on brother. He wasn't attacking sam smith
Lmao sam smith is a gay singer 🤣
“Out here makin left turns” Brilliant
This dude has the best fucking job, keep up the great work
bobdobs 123 clearly this is not a job
This definitely isn't his job. I wish it was though this content is fucking delicious
@@tronable
NOT YET
YOU WAIT, BOY
FOR THE BOYS
All these people look like great friends to have
Out of all the videos, this just looks like people having a good time.
Right? Just some dudes getting shitfaced, looked legit fun.
@From the Soil guessing youre american huh?.... Why dont you go protest about it.
I've been a NASCAR fan for years and I've always wanted to go to a race, they look like a really fun time
These are the kind of dudes I'd be slamming beers with one second, yelling at their faces that their political stances are braindead at best the next, and then go back to slamming beers with 'em.
Never has my culture been captured so well in a 5 minute segment
#3 all day
I agree 100%
Is this finally an unfiltered display of American culture, not skewed by the media?
Roll Tide
Fuck Kyle Bush
Idk any scene from wrong turn could do it as well
"so you got the american flag" 4:52 I CHOKED LMAO
Jordan Fox of course he’s holding a vape.
IKR
LOL the timing on that pan down was golden
real patriot respecteng those veterinars
That caught me by surprise.
The flag speedo was insanely unexpected
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT
* I move away from the mic to breathe in *
PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Hal Dyson this comment has that casual chocolate rain depth and i love it
Pussaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy
Mary J Blige who?
Tay zonday got competition
30 seconds of this video is dedicated to GUINEA HORNS
AKA the clitatorius
i think it's "gitty-horns."
also, i love how he just invented that as far as he knows, yet he assumes you can google it and gain some sort of clarity.
@@WaffleShortage naw man this guy didnt make up the guinea horn, it actually refers to an abnormally large clitoris, resembling the horn of a guinea fowl
Imagine the smell.
The fresh smell of burnt tires, gasoline and inbreeding
Underrated comment.
@@cj.9738 Don't forget piss and beer foam vomit.
Drinky Crow!
@@raygedd9693 mhm
the way that guy screams "fuckIN DALE" lives rent free in my mind.
These guys are like a parody of themselves
It was in this moment leroy82719 realized the south had become self aware. Next time on the nature channel Buttpussy, yay or nay?
Im pretty sure thats what theyre doing
That's what normal people call having a good time and letting loose. Not that you awkward weirdos know anything about that.
Richard Long Yeah man, regular people love shouting “Buttpussy” at public events.
@@peper757 yes
it's like Eric Andre and Joe Goes combined, except the people are crazier than Eric
Just found out Joe quit UA-cam to write shitty gossip for magazines
boredman5000 I miss Joe Goes man
@@Honeydwarf85 hes also a she now
“Bout it”
Lol classic
@1:30 This is what I imagined a young man from Mississippi State would be like. 😂😂
BOuT iT
this is absolute chaos, its amazing. how the fuck are people like this? its so entertaining. please never stop doing these
"Clititorious" jesus christ
Its actually called a guinea horn
It's like the clitoris but with EXTRA HORSPEPOWER, BABY!
The worst Roman general
liam gray Clitoria Justice
Or maybe the cape of goodhope
love how you can already hear the screaming dude at 3:50
Até aqui tem BR kkkkkkkkkk
Hahahha true
Lmao 😂😂😂
Buttpussy de briga
@@predovilela sabido
I want the pure, uncut versions of these videos. I would sit and watch hours and hours of this.
I don’t know what I was expecting. But my expectations were exceeded