POSTAL 2 NPC

[@RalphNaderInc]

"and the horse you rode in on"

[@goldwolfgamer888x8]

I used to say that

[@DonnaChamberson]

Yeah. Fuck both him and that horse that he rode in on.🐴

[@skreign]

Boomer language

[@M.A.R.S.]

High-horse

[@--------352]

Kinky

[@Wiz7420]

This is gold

[@pipebombmailer22]

nice pfp revenge is sick

[@warhawk638]

@@pipebombmailer22 came here to say the same thing

[@pipebombmailer22]

@@warhawk638 lol

[@soulfly_ptjc]

Even before postal ahahaha

[@Wiz7420]

@@pipebombmailer22 kinda late but thanks

[@santanaguarddog8841]

All he had to say is "no way you freakin pinko"

[@joe____]

Shit. Just sign the petition, damnit.

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@joe____ no thanks

[@joe____]

@@thebadwolf3088 Are you going to sign this or will it be your surviving family members?

[@Flixxy0]

@@joe____ 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[@OutlawedPoet]

@@joe____ No way you freakin' pinko!

[@randomtask155]

Why is this dude literally a red dead 2 npc 😂😂😂

[@happygardevoir]

IKR LMAO

[@sajins7444]

[defuse] "its okay im just joking"

[@gryph0403]

@@sajins7444 lol

[@gryph0403]

Yes lmao

[@kragestafa4065]

And da hoarse u rode on

[@alexanderybarra844]

“Look are you gonna sign this petition or is it gonna be your surviving family members?” Would’ve probably gotten him to sign

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

This guy is more human than most I’ve seen

[@ErikUden]

Yeah, I would've freaked out instantly.

[@jablon1500]

No classic shotgun headshot? Meh

[@Lancehendrix813]

“I regret nothing”

[@SolidRaiden2655]

With a cat silencer.

[@ShopeeMarketteam]

That one would have been uploaded on liveleak instead

[@thefallenknight2354]

Regert*

[@JesusChrist-jh3gd]

ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html

[@FlashyLight]

Postal 2 quote:
_"Will you sign this stupid petition or will it be your surviving family members?"_

[@SpuddyWesker]

@Schwanzmajor you got them good there.

[@jozinek876]

NPC: (runs away screaming)

[@Michael-ys4ov]

“F you.”
“Okay.”

[@towarzyszmarcin474]

@@AxxLAfriku wat

[@davidgoodenough6450]

"What a shame"

[@cubeboyzerosix7196]

@@AxxLAfriku Hold on there m8, me and my team is looking everywhere for who the fuck asked

[@thunderlightningbolt6597]

@@AxxLAfriku What the hell are you talking about?

[@HazardousPuma02]

Michael

[@Man-]

I sorta feel bad for the guy he just wanted to talk on his phone

[@nubocheo3522]

to*

[@drucastellon4904]

on*

[@nubocheo3522]

@@drucastellon4904 TO*

[@uRDM]

of*

[@angelthekid6120]

He just had to sign the stupid petition

[@kurukuru4120]

Tbh I felt bad for that man tho. He was being so polite too. If only someone signed his petition.

[@Natedawg38]

All things considered, I'm incredibly impressed with that sweater vest

[@rossmanmagnus]

he didnt act like npc he didnt sign it. 😂 actually that was a boss move "fuck you and this horse shit you flew in on" im dead

[@WorstSpieler]

Rode on btw not flew on

[@vg6761]

When betas try and mess with alphas

[@CoIdHeat]

Actually he said: "Fuck you... and the horse you rode in on"

[@roc-noK]

@@vg6761buttsauce

[@vg6761]

@@roc-noK give me

[@KickedClienT]

These Surveillance Camera Man edits are great.

[@brucewayne7989]

Lmao that guy sounds like my dad when he said “Jesus Christ, you have no respect for anybody”

[@MakotoItouKun]

But you don't have parents, don't ya

[@Shadow77999]

@@MakotoItouKun lmao

[@SidangGrandWisataEntertainment]

Owhh sweet flashback, im sorry for your lost bruce...

[@aarontooth]

Damn Bruce it sounds like you have some stuff you urgently need to work through

[@WhoThisMonkey]

My dad said this to me once, and I started listing out all the times he has demonstrated to be disrespectful to others.
He didn't like that.

[@gibuz]

This is high level shitposting

[@TheNexus721]

This is amazing. Great job!

[@hididdlyhodiddly6019]

What if this guy was mafia and he just said
“Bring the car round front, got us a joker”
And they just kidnapped the dude and broke his kneecaps.

[@synovialpig9983]

The good ending

[@jacobleukus6930]

Then I don’t think we’d be seeing the video, makes you wonder how many videos there are that we don’t see

[@ricky18redblack31]

The Postal Dude just gonna have the Mob Boss sign the petition.

[@Anon-lu6ct]

Well considering he stopped uploading I’m inclined to believe that happened

[@silverskull7669]

You all have seen too many movies

[@blindthewind]

0:16 POSTAL GRRL IN THE BACKGROUND

[@nycky9886]

Now imagine they take up the shovel and start punching him like the game

[@jozinek876]

Then hacking his limbs off.

[@qx4n9e1xp]

The best part is how his last line ties right into one of the first lines he said.

[@doozy5184]

"Good thing I'm a people person"
"Guess I'm not a people person"

[@SagucuTegin]

Press "R" to piss 🏁

[@spirit4416]

Its Q

[@happy_crustacean7104]

@@spirit4416 its R

[@spirit4416]

@@happy_crustacean7104 ah yes my bad... long time since i played it

[@davidmeyer6908]

Now the flowers will grow.

[@jimjamjimjam7700]

Yeah THAT would have made things better 🤣

[@SuadoCowboy]

this meme is cool but the guy in real life do not have respect

[@iowasucks9494]

Yeah who tf in their right mind tries to have a private conversation? He didnt just sign the stupid petition... smh

[@arcthechef]

jokes aside the poor man was just taking a seat the guy with the camera is a real douche

[@LilCrackuser]

@@arcthechef im gonna follow you around with a camera one day

[@gab_gallard]

This is why filming people like this and post it with no consent is illegal in many countries.

[@billyray9925]

@@gab_gallard Filming people in a public place is not illegal. Do you think everyone caught on the security cameras at the mall signed a permission slip? Use your brain.

[@lewdens]

This is so accurate that it’s funny. The Voice Clips especially.

[@bobrichardson4925]

This is great! Shared with team.

[@twilightsparkle75]

wooaaahhh an actual postal dude

[@lracfilib]

Legends has it that this guy is still having a private conversion.

[@HarvestStudios_38]

He looks like chuck McGill

[@hothienphong3828]

why is this meme so perfect bro

[@michaelsasamba7893]

Once I was in the place of this guy with a phone. But in my case, "Postal dude" ran away after some time by himself, after I took out a shocker and dumped a three-ton dump truck of insults on him. XD

[@C4DC]

Fake! Postal Dude would never run away! Insults don’t bother him

[@WhoThoughtThisWasGood]

Are you gonna sign the petition or will it be your surviving family members

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

huh what horse,he looks down at something too.

[@SiisKolkytEuroo]

What do you mean what horse, I've never heard that one before and still understood what it meant

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

@@SiisKolkytEuroo should have understood my statement was a joke

[@SiisKolkytEuroo]

@@MGrey-qb5xz alright man, sometimes sarcasm is hard to detect on the internet

[@realkingofantarctica]

This video got twice as good halfway through when I noticed what the petition said.

[@gretathuumberg]

"it's a private conversation!"
*is out on a patio in public*

[@Saturnia2014]

@rbcodder if that's the case, have the phone conversation at home and in a locked room.

[@that1snowyguy251]

@@Saturnia2014 if someone walked up to you while sitting down on the phone I'm sure wouldnt be thinking "aww my bad should've been in a locked room at home because I cant have a conversation anywhere else" just fucking stupid I don't get why people defend assholes like that

[@EdgieAlias]

@@Saturnia2014 Bro what if it was an emergency? Why should people have to accommodate for assholes who won't leave people be?

[@EdgieAlias]

@ayyy__donkey People just want to defend their right to be awful to others. Some people will even try to call it free speech.

[@FriedrichTheGreatest]

Whoever did that to him that's not cool. He wasn't being mean to anyone, all he wanted was for him to sign the petition.

[@johnnysunday402]

A private conversation. In public. For all to hear.
Just sign it.

[@SynthLizard8]

I hope this is staged, I'm not fond of messing with people.

[@IMainReaperIfYouCanBelieveIt]

Nope not staged search up surveillance camera man 1-8

[@cpi3267]

@@IMainReaperIfYouCanBelieveIt good

[@deyuo3434]

@@IMainReaperIfYouCanBelieveIt thank you for showing me this

[@Sernival]

Its pretty cool

[@lucasb7705]

Not like he was really messing with him. Just a minor annoyance.

[@knt5429]

*He will remember that*

[@J-zf4eh]

NPC: What are you gonna do follow me around now?
😎: *YES*

[@keinebuhnefurgrune506]

Guy: What you gonna do? Follow me around?
Dude: YES!

[@AwesomeDude799]

I just love the way he says Petition. 🤣

[@sjoerdjuxta]

and the horse you rode in on

[@sealake7935]

So, he’s having a private conversation out in public for everyone to hear?

[@sweetwheatsy]

It's pretty wild just how accurately these responses lined up timing-wise with what happens in the actual clip

[@yohbiee]

Didnt Even Sign The Stupid Petition

[@lowryis]

this is the best youtube series in a while

[@elix1444]

The original video is art.

[@jacksimpson2857]

The guys just trying have a phone call. So rude

[@kirantruter6218]

True but its for the meme so idk, people don't care about each other that much

[@niga3]

@@kirantruter6218 still rude

[@ReverbReverbMusic]

but how do you know it isn't staged?

[@kirantruter6218]

@@niga3 such is the state of society, people seem to lack common decency now and everything is permitted

[@niga3]

@@kirantruter6218 doesnt mean its right.

[@Iceferno]

"Guess I need to go here for that."

[@flinguine6049]

Average non-petition signer: 😭💀👎
Average petition entrepreneur: 😎👍👑

[@kuzguxxi]

I'm just gonna go ahead and take the side of the older gentleman here... This was rude. Wonder what's the original clip look like tho 😂

[@lyn4739]

Man, you're in for a real one! Search SCM

[@gerald3339]

@@lyn4739 I did and found nothing...

[@MSWS]

@@gerald3339 link is in the description

[@Vainglory100]

@@gerald3339 surveillance camera man

[@Vainglory100]

@Small Mexican Chihuahua ?

[@bankerduck4925]

New NPCs. You can just use a shovel to motivate them.

[@levilawlor1817]

Damn it CJ! All you had to do was sign the damn petition

[@JakVox]

Why does this man look like the love child of John C Reilly and Will Ferrell

[@kalidecraw7108]

He’s literally asking so nice to sign the petition ;(

[@PEACEOUTPAT]

this game had really good graphics for 2003

[@maxsharpe2194]

"Where's my dad?"
"Y-....*chokes up* your daddy is a hero."

[@swaggityswag8156]

Sounds like Wesker asking for people to sign his stupid petition. Lol 😂😂😂

[@Kano_Productions]

this works so well

[@FungIsSquish]

Poor guy trying to have a private conversation

[@ghostisblack]

That guy actually sounds like an npc

[@harrytorpedos4555]

At the end I was expecting he pull out the shotgun

[@proertjs]

That guy acting is really freaking convincing

[@massivednegelhere6887]

It's not acting

[@proertjs]

@@massivednegelhere6887 i realize that around in the 2nd episode

[@dungeoncreature]

He looks like the stereotypical evil politician in movies

[@ThatHandsomeGuy647]

Why no one wants to sign his petition?! I've never seen the good ending. They always reject

[@swaggityswag8156]

Because the petition is stupid. Lol

[@ErikUden]

He's a very nice man.

[@Ethan-lx1vv]

At first I imagined what happening was he literally just went up to a guy with a camera and stared at him, and what the guy said was his genuine reaction.

[@coffeeclub4]

Damn I feel embarrassed when someone's in front of me talking on the phone

[@aeughdphish]

This is going to get viral

[@No-qi5fj]

Something I learned today
Postal dude isn’t a *people’s* *person*

[@theowoking9232]

The joy in his voice when he said yes

[@Guy-py6go]

Missing the switch to shotgun and point blank headshot

[@zeroperator]

It's even funnier knowing where this is from.

[@LunaStar666]

I can't stop laughing!

[@epicdude3659]

This brought back so many memories holy fuck.

[@ethanwiley7605]

Im sure someones said it but this guy is the real life dnsl

[@lionobama1397]

what are you gonna do? just follow me around?
Yes
yeah ill guess ill sign it

[@Cleaverbomb]

He doesn't even know how badly it could have gone for him.

[@jozinek876]

This is perfection.

[@ungabunga7879]

The guy on the other side is in the right tbh

[@zack49]

What you gonna follow me?
Yes

[@mitchellc4226]

The guy who recorded this actually kinda sounds like the dude as well

[@chrishickman7059]

What

[@astroaustin516]

It’s clips of the actual postal dudes voice...

[@chrishickman7059]

@@astroaustin516 i can't tell it he was joking or not

[@mitchellc4226]

@@chrishickman7059 the original clip is from surveillance camera man look it up

[@chrishickman7059]

@@mitchellc4226 i know. I'm talking about how this guy doesn't know its dubbed. I can't tell if that was a joke or not.

[@Banana-sy9di]

that npc looks kinda calm

[@icedsmoke]

One of two things is going to be on this petition. Either your signature, or your brain.

[@-Raylight]

*_All you had to do is _**_-follow the damn train-_**_ sign the petition!_*

[@randomguy7891]

I dont think he signed the petition

[@burnttoast3925]

Unrealistic. He didn't take out a shotgun when the guy said no

[@DanielGaller123]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen this month

[@calazaplay]

Man, this guy is a gentleman.

[@0ttimo]

“Leave”
“d’okay”

[@critizon3074]

idk how the hell this got into my recommended and i have no clue what's going on.
But this is gold right here

[@thecapisoffyt]

thats how you get a free tabel

[@ReXoRofc]

Next step:
Are you gonna sign the petition or will it be the rest of your surviving family members?

[@Randomizer-26]

If i'm the one ask to sign his petition imma take the pen and signed ir

[@Natedawg38]

What are we doing here?
So it's 'we' already?

[@lekksy5907]

when he said "no"
I felt that.

[@LarnrothSDergan]

This is probably one of the most blessed content I've ever seen

[@hescreen129]

>Postal
>Blessed

[@Zitrusfrucht88]

Angry but still so polite... damn!

[@DAGIEBOB]

His horse didn't deserve that

[@OrdinaryDoommarine]

Postal be like
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
| PETITION |
| |
| make whiney con- |
| gressmen play |
| violent games |
| _ _ __ __ |
| _ _ _ _ _ |
| _ _ _ _ |
| _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ |

[@ToxicSocks24]

Wow these graphics are really good!