'Nam War

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  • Опубліковано 29 жов 2018
  • As the Cold War rages in Vietnam between 1955-1975, this video might summarize the devastating situation in a clear (or chaotic) manner.
    So, months have gone without any uploads, much apologies for that Plus, I went lack of creativity, until I saw a descent comic from r/polandball, about the Vietnam War. Basically, that comic was my inspiration to do this short animation.
    Also Happy Halloween, don’t sell your soul to any evil spirits or anything like that.. 🎃
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    Original comic by redditor u/JoseonYeongjo:
    / nam
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    Programs used:
    -Adobe After Effects
    -Adobe Photoshop
    -MS Paint (probably, for editing minor things)
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    Music used:
    -Hearts of Iron IV - Bring Forth the Tanks
    • Hearts of Iron IV - Br...
    -The Good, The Bad and The Ugly - Main Theme
    • The good the bad and t...
    -Game over - Super Mario World
    • Video
    …And a horde of sound effects and Easter eggs from various sources (too many to mention but you might recognize some of them)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 17 тис.

  • @thenasiudk1337
    @thenasiudk1337 5 років тому +17642

    Hey America I found oil
    America : where is it?
    Vietnam
    America : whatever

  • @nothingspecial1053
    @nothingspecial1053 5 років тому +13354

    Murica : You can't defeat me .
    Ussr : I know , but they can .
    *Rice farmers has conected to the server*

    • @longdang1119
      @longdang1119 5 років тому +547

      Actually Vietnam never wanted that war. They love peace the most but they could be damn dangerous if you invade their lands. The only way to deal with Vietnam, is to never send some foreign troops to their lands, nor sea.

    • @1Orderchaos
      @1Orderchaos 5 років тому +101

      @@longdang1119 Hmmm well Actually, *insert something to make you sound smarter*

    • @nganlethikim4003
      @nganlethikim4003 5 років тому +167

      USA: m16 100 bullets
      vietnam: ak47 infinty bullets

    • @NotAnAlex_Guy
      @NotAnAlex_Guy 5 років тому +32

      China and Vietnam: *xixi*

    • @Ethan-mp7wr
      @Ethan-mp7wr 5 років тому +90

      long dang
      Who will win?
      The Asian farmers hiding in bushes with AK’s,
      Or
      A bunch of soldiers that march in kill zones with guns that jam in the muddy jungle terrain of vietnam. Or to simply put, a bunch of Caucasian and black guys walking into Vietnam guerrilla traps with only broken guns that don’t shot to defend themselves with. Who will win?

  • @Anh7number1
    @Anh7number1 10 місяців тому +250

    I am Vietnamese I am proud of the country where I was born:
    Tôi là người Việt Nam Tôi tự hào về đất nước nơi tôi sinh ra

  • @kim_king225
    @kim_king225 Рік тому +68

    Cảm ơn những anh hùng Việt Nam, quê hương tôi Việt Nam mới có ngày hôm nay. •Nhỏ nhưng có võ• cảm nghĩ của tôi thấy điều này phù hợp với Việt Nam, tôi là người Việt Nam, rất tự hào về những con người dũng cảm và sẵn sàng hi sinh cho đất nước.

    • @AnexisSpareBanner55674
      @AnexisSpareBanner55674 Рік тому +6

      Да, хвала и слава вам! Доблестные! ❤🇷🇺🇷🇺💖🇻🇳

    • @kim_king225
      @kim_king225 Рік тому +2

      @@AnexisSpareBanner55674 tôi không hiểu nhưng sẽ có Google

    • @trannguyen-ti5gu
      @trannguyen-ti5gu Рік тому

      @@kim_king225 hảo :)))

    • @kim_king225
      @kim_king225 Рік тому

      @@trannguyen-ti5gu thì không dùng gg sao hiểu

    • @thangle4680
      @thangle4680 4 місяці тому

      ​@@kim_king225yes sir nói đúng lém

  • @duccboi9974
    @duccboi9974 4 роки тому +4420

    When mrbeast planted 20 mil trees
    US soldiers: *heavy sweating intensifies*

    • @bismarck6093
      @bismarck6093 4 роки тому +45

      good joke.

    • @thienmai1602
      @thienmai1602 4 роки тому +11

      @@Joshua_Nguyen0630 clgt quueeeboooo

    • @Shantykoff
      @Shantykoff 4 роки тому +7

      @@Joshua_Nguyen0630 glad to see Marxists again :)

    • @Sheyl3319
      @Sheyl3319 4 роки тому +12

      @@Joshua_Nguyen0630 The whole point of the August Revolution is first to acquire freedom to the Vietnamese people (ie: Nationalistic, not Internationalistic), then second to spread the revolution to stay on close ties with the USSR and Warsaw pact. They're gone now. So what's the point ? Besides, being embargoed to death is no fun. And please, stop the whole VCP is co-operating with China again. That was literally inflated and fabricated by the exiled Vietnamese who just wouldn't get over it. The current politburo is strongly American-leaning and moving away from PRC

    • @mr.reality1611
      @mr.reality1611 4 роки тому +9

      ok now this is avenger lever threat

  • @p_9852
    @p_9852 3 роки тому +1836

    Vietnam forest :
    10% Trees
    90% Vietcong

  • @nta_gaming
    @nta_gaming Рік тому +83

    Vietnam: “Hey! Wanna hear a joke?”
    Global Superpowers: “OK!”
    Vietnam: “Vietnam”
    Global Superpowers: “I don’t get it”
    Vietnam: “You’re damn right!”
    (Cre: From someone in the internet that I’ve seen)

  • @Ricefieldsneaky
    @Ricefieldsneaky Рік тому +77

    As a Vietnamese this is a master piece.

  • @htttrang687
    @htttrang687 5 років тому +2640

    Vietnam: * no die*
    USA: *_TRIGGERED_*

  • @Slecker95
    @Slecker95 5 років тому +10840

    USA: How did we lose to a bunch of farmers?
    Britain: First time?

  • @belugastwin5243
    @belugastwin5243 2 роки тому +22

    USA-"reminiscing about the glory and the pride."
    Vietnam-"Hey mate am I late? "

  • @Billy69319
    @Billy69319 9 місяців тому +16

    The first countryball animation i saw , im happy i did because it is entertaining, life changing and uh
    yeah all that good stuff

  • @deafgunner
    @deafgunner 4 роки тому +2438

    "I am Lorax and speak for the trees... And for some GODDAMN REASON THEY SPEAK VIETNAMESE"

    • @User-lx2ye
      @User-lx2ye 4 роки тому +33

      SA.Studios this is a truly underrated comment

    • @Joshua_Nguyen0630
      @Joshua_Nguyen0630 4 роки тому +21

      Vietcong leaders were ethnic Tai, Muong,.. Minorities. They used ethnic Vietnamese soldiers as human shields to bring victory to them. They conquered entire Vietnam.
      In the past Imperial Vietnamese treated unequally to these "Man di" people, then they united as "communist party" which goal to hijack the Vietnamese identity. They hate our Kinh Vietnamese

    • @fish.man123
      @fish.man123 4 роки тому +2

      Nice

    • @Foxstep_le_cat
      @Foxstep_le_cat 4 роки тому +2

      Im dying

    • @onghaihoang335
      @onghaihoang335 4 роки тому +16

      @@Joshua_Nguyen0630 The hell? Ethnic groups in Vietnam rarely interact with the kinh, except for the one that want to move to the city and make a living? Who told you that information?

  • @oceany5286
    @oceany5286 3 роки тому +6620

    American Soldier: Does anyone have a lighter?
    Tree: Here.
    American Soldier: Thx

    • @comradecommissar8223
      @comradecommissar8223 3 роки тому +160

      I remeber something simaller to this happening near vipurii

    • @isaiahsalalqoao7719
      @isaiahsalalqoao7719 3 роки тому +315

      My grandfather told me that when he was bored he often dressed up as trees and threatened American soldiers

    • @corporategunner5972
      @corporategunner5972 3 роки тому +141

      American Soldier: Thanks! Wait a minute?!

    • @turkkuwaitmapping6276
      @turkkuwaitmapping6276 3 роки тому +53

      i get it bc Vietnam soldiers are in trees LOL XD

    • @remermequiota1020
      @remermequiota1020 3 роки тому +50

      **proceeds to set the tree on fire**

  • @Silver674
    @Silver674 Рік тому +28

    The Vietnam War shows us how big armies arent the strongest, but the well trained armies are

    • @Go0ber181
      @Go0ber181 Рік тому +2

      It shows how it’s harder to kill defenders because it’s there homeland and they know it the best

    • @retardednemo
      @retardednemo 6 місяців тому +2

      It is how determined we Vietnamese are

    • @Horible4
      @Horible4 10 днів тому

      ​@Go0ber181 except it wasn't. US units routinely beat Vietnamese units badly. The problem was US soldiers were often told not to give chase because they feared Chinese armed intervention like in Korea.
      Vietnamese would also retreat across the cambodia/Laos border knowing the Americans couldn't attack them into a sovereign country.
      The US "loss" in vietnam is often overblown. War is hell.

    • @AFA_ueueu
      @AFA_ueueu День тому

      I think you meant strong armies are strong,but armies that use terrain to their advantage and proper planning can still win a war.

  • @ngtong1056
    @ngtong1056 2 роки тому +19

    Tôi đến từ quốc gia Việt Nam, và tôi rất tự hào về cấp độ dũng cảm và mạnh mẽ của nước ta🇻🇳

  • @plantera7400
    @plantera7400 3 роки тому +1962

    "You can't pee on a tree"
    "But the tree PEES on you!"
    -Vietnam

    • @volvodgio
      @volvodgio 3 роки тому +63

      In communist Vietnam you don't pee on tree, tree's pee on you.

    • @spotlight9269
      @spotlight9269 3 роки тому +12

      @@volvodgio More like trees pee on trees that pee on another tree and etc

    • @volvodgio
      @volvodgio 3 роки тому +5

      @@spotlight9269 nah, US-Privates aren't worthy of being called trees.

    • @spotlight9269
      @spotlight9269 3 роки тому +5

      @@volvodgio lmao, nice. But I'm referring to other vietcong soldiers who need to pee but don't know if they are peeing a comrade or a real tree

    • @t-7235
      @t-7235 2 роки тому +2

      I feel like there is a golden shower joke somewhere

  • @2boysyou2be
    @2boysyou2be 3 роки тому +3354

    What is your painful history?
    Germany: Nazis
    Finland: Everyone thinks I was an Axis power
    USA:

    • @Waxy_K
      @Waxy_K 3 роки тому +55

      Hello darkness my old friend
      Help wipe history again

    • @Zedryx69
      @Zedryx69 3 роки тому +116

      "the freaking rice farmers, man!"

    • @infinitememegod
      @infinitememegod 3 роки тому +27

      Fallen Angel 7283 I hate to sound rude but Vietnam war left 25x more American casualties and left thousands to have ptsd

    • @tranquanghuy3756
      @tranquanghuy3756 3 роки тому +24

      @@infinitememegod yeah because war is won by having less casualties right?

    • @tranquanghuy3756
      @tranquanghuy3756 3 роки тому +4

      @Fallen Angel 7283 I was being sarcastic

  • @ShereeOne
    @ShereeOne 10 місяців тому +6

    Учитывая то,что на пульте написано "сделано в Китае" и он использует это против Вьетнама,это делает видео еще смешнее

  • @MsTeddy-yd1ny
    @MsTeddy-yd1ny Рік тому +18

    The “made of China” got me dying 😭

  • @ngothanh3626
    @ngothanh3626 4 роки тому +2386

    Vietnam: defeats America
    USSR: my true successor

    • @ghostvalley7540
      @ghostvalley7540 4 роки тому +67

      Vietnam: defeats America
      Nobody : -CHUITHECONCAC-

    • @tranthebinh2254
      @tranthebinh2254 4 роки тому +22

      I am Việt Cộng

    • @callmebyurname1
      @callmebyurname1 4 роки тому +7

      Địt mẹ hình như chúng nó nói xấu việt nam hay sao ý huhu đcm

    • @hiamnugget2281
      @hiamnugget2281 4 роки тому +10

      Đông Lào never die

    • @shinjidacryingboi7398
      @shinjidacryingboi7398 4 роки тому +26

      @@callmebyurname1 Thôi bạn ạ không hiểu tiếng anh thì đừng chửi bạn ạ,Việt Cộng theo Nga , bọn nó nói đùa thôi chứ có sao đâu mà,tại bạn là normie đấy , về uống nam ngư đi nhé.

  • @ZhouMama69420
    @ZhouMama69420 5 років тому +898

    USA: *DIE!!!*
    Vietnam: No u

    • @hunganhanh4008
      @hunganhanh4008 5 років тому +1

      Noob đội nồi haha, you don’t know how to spell “throw” XD

    • @xuanbaoXb
      @xuanbaoXb 5 років тому +1

      !!!!!!

    • @russiaunion4713
      @russiaunion4713 5 років тому +1

      * Uno Reverse card *

    • @_pianmei1
      @_pianmei1 4 роки тому +1

      Vietnam : bố vã cho 1 phát là chít ngay vs........ Mấy thằng...... Xàm loz
      Usa : WTF??????!!!!??

    • @thahollowknight7484
      @thahollowknight7484 4 роки тому

      Yes USA Die

  • @BlackhawksFan2011
    @BlackhawksFan2011 9 місяців тому +5

    Top 5 weapons too brutal for war:
    5. Tree
    4. Aimbot IRL
    3. Nuke
    2. MAG-15
    1, Vietnamball

  • @chsussr
    @chsussr 10 місяців тому +10

    Хорошо видео, товарищ!

  • @No-ct2lf
    @No-ct2lf 3 роки тому +709

    Finland : Snow
    Vietnam : Forest

    • @ytnoat1207
      @ytnoat1207 3 роки тому +46

      Russia: *Everything*

    • @auliahakim8561
      @auliahakim8561 3 роки тому +14

      Just you wait for VietLand, a lush landscape of weirdly snowing rainforest where the snowflake and the tree speak for themself

    • @pomiklom2499
      @pomiklom2499 3 роки тому +9

      In fact, the Red army of 1939 was not trained and Stalin hoped to take Finland quickly... The snow has nothing to do with it. But, the Finns sucked in 1944

    • @No-ct2lf
      @No-ct2lf 3 роки тому +5

      True

    • @maharlikanwarriors1511
      @maharlikanwarriors1511 3 роки тому +2

      0:41what is the title of the song?

  • @B--DuyKhang-xq7ms
    @B--DuyKhang-xq7ms 3 роки тому +1625

    American soldier: *Pees in a random bush*
    The bush: "Lemme introduce myself"

  • @louisDaBoi
    @louisDaBoi 16 днів тому

    It's been 5 yrs and i came back to this vid, atill love it 🐧

  • @hsrky3
    @hsrky3 2 роки тому +1

    I love the music in the background

  • @ackerman207
    @ackerman207 5 років тому +673

    I love that you used sounds from HOI4.

  • @KoreanMapping
    @KoreanMapping 5 років тому +6369

    10 characters who can defeat thanos with the infinity gauntlet in seconds

  • @devin_1013
    @devin_1013 Рік тому +3

    Puts captions: (music)

  • @langbaoduy9151
    @langbaoduy9151 Місяць тому +1

    Thank you so much 😊😊😊

  • @HyouMix
    @HyouMix 5 років тому +1376

    Who would win?
    a. US Army
    b. Talking trees?

  • @certifiedcharbergian8462
    @certifiedcharbergian8462 4 роки тому +1576

    Vietnam: *exists*
    America: I’m bout to end this mans whole career
    Jungle and rice farmers: I’m gonna stop you right there

    • @babyxenomorphPA1R3
      @babyxenomorphPA1R3 4 роки тому +7

      Career

    • @hieuvu2837
      @hieuvu2837 4 роки тому +14

      *Việt Nam

    • @HauLTCE
      @HauLTCE 4 роки тому +8

      Vietnam, not veitnam

    • @brycynoxd17
      @brycynoxd17 4 роки тому +2

      And gamer reattack Vietnamese with cruise strikes that are Hydrogen based and boom their ricefields are so doomed the damage is gonna take so long to repair

    • @HauLTCE
      @HauLTCE 4 роки тому +1

      @@brycynoxd17 u will need a lot of bomb, a lot

  • @safosafosafosafo-jc9yt
    @safosafosafosafo-jc9yt 2 роки тому +22

    Greetings from Iraq to Vietnam 🇻🇳🇻🇳♥️🇮🇶🇮🇶

    • @chiowlbaonguyen3424
      @chiowlbaonguyen3424 2 роки тому +2

      Greeting back from Vietnam to Iraq 🇮🇶🇮🇶❤🇻🇳🇻🇳

    • @iraqpestcontrol
      @iraqpestcontrol Рік тому

      😂

    • @safosafosafosafo-jc9yt
      @safosafosafosafo-jc9yt Рік тому

      @@iraqpestcontrol
      شو تضحك لازم الولاء لأمريكا 😂

    • @dopaminedreams1122
      @dopaminedreams1122 7 місяців тому

      Iraqis love vietnam, until they realise vietnamese women are westernised, and dont wear hijabs lmao.

  • @ViNhutOk-Official
    @ViNhutOk-Official Місяць тому +2

    Tôi là người Việt Nam,rất cảm ơn vì cái video này,thật sự thì nhờ sự kiên nhẫn mới được như vậy,lịch sử Việt Nam có rất nhiều thứ hay và tôi khuyên bạn nên xem thử một lần lịch sử Việt Nam,hoặc bạn qua học ở Việt Nam hay hỏi ở Việt Nam đều được,thậm chí đã có rất nhiều người qua Việt Nam sinh sống và họ nói:"đất nước yên bình này thực sự rất tuyệt,nó rất an toàn và còn rất đẹp đẻ,những cuộn áo dài khiến tôi muốn mặc thử một lần"
    Please translate the above lines ↑

  • @somebody5624
    @somebody5624 4 роки тому +4875

    *"Our child! I am so proud of you!"*
    - Soviet Russia

  • @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
    @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL 3 роки тому +595

    *"Welcome to the rice fields MFs"*
    -Vietnam

  • @minhucngonguyen9432
    @minhucngonguyen9432 Рік тому +4

    vietnam:😺. usa:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @pittikanmongkholthipwatee4169
    @pittikanmongkholthipwatee4169 10 місяців тому +3

    0:06 make in china controller lol

  • @terrencew.4475
    @terrencew.4475 4 роки тому +2571

    Who would win:
    The most advanced military force in the world
    OR
    Some rice farmers in black pajamas

    • @mydick4135
      @mydick4135 4 роки тому +16

      Down

    • @dawearobloxguylol9479
      @dawearobloxguylol9479 4 роки тому +124

      I choose some rice farmers

    • @Joshua_Nguyen0630
      @Joshua_Nguyen0630 4 роки тому +36

      Again, the Stalinist regime used armless peasants as human shields for bring victory to them. This war is Vietcong vs Vietnamese

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 4 роки тому +15

      Chris Long Chris Long oh, I get what you mean! It’s the Staley-Taylor plan! I learned about it in grade 9 ^^ Crazy times, weren’t they? Saigon military with US’ advisers and weapons forcing Viet cong & citizens into strategic hamlet while attacking and secluding the North. Luckily (in my opinion at least), that went on for only 4 years starting from 1961.
      Edit: strategic hamlet

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 4 роки тому +1

      Starvin Marvin hm... I found a few of these things, not sure what to trust or what they say though (I have never heard of many of the terms and there’re broken English ones):
      history.state.gov/historicaldocuments/frus1961-63v02/d269
      www.vietnamfulldisclosure.org/1961-2/
      books.google.com.vn/books?id=9-qiuCxBTjcC&pg=RA9-PA5&lpg=RA9-PA5&dq=staley+taylor+plan&source=bl&ots=f1zFYSoSwL&sig=ACfU3U3jrfgZXhWKa0C824eap6mwaqX_oA&hl=vi&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiip-2o5Z_pAhWkGaYKHcojB4sQ6AEwEHoECAIQAQ
      www.coursehero.com/file/p6ncfg5/To-make-a-special-war-the-US-Diem-proposed-Staley-Taylor-plan-with-three/

  • @balazsvagybalazs5296
    @balazsvagybalazs5296 5 років тому +557

    Nice
    0:07 "made in china"

  • @michaelsoland3293
    @michaelsoland3293 2 роки тому +7

    When you sign a peace treaty with North Vietnam and start to leave but they just break it and you're already too far gone to care

  • @user-bg6qh6jt1k
    @user-bg6qh6jt1k 5 місяців тому +4

    Nam:hi us-
    USA:*pulls out mini gun*
    Nam:*walks away*

    • @wibunhungnghetwibu2035
      @wibunhungnghetwibu2035 Місяць тому

      A while later Vietnam returned with two Chinese and Russian friends

    • @user-qx9bt9tr6t
      @user-qx9bt9tr6t 25 днів тому

      They are made of something making them safe from anything and everything.

  • @vyrva5690
    @vyrva5690 4 роки тому +3368

    Americans about Vietnam war:
    We would have won if we didn’t lose

    • @stasbyelov2100
      @stasbyelov2100 4 роки тому +133

      Straight to the point!

    • @brycynoxd17
      @brycynoxd17 4 роки тому +31

      Or if the soldiers were PTSD immune or the us uses the little Bois to just kill their army

    • @e.t.1947
      @e.t.1947 4 роки тому +2

      McCaullin

    • @drunkgaming9984
      @drunkgaming9984 4 роки тому +3

      Aaron David *Visible Confucius*

    • @drunkgaming9984
      @drunkgaming9984 4 роки тому +2

      Aaron David the logic is mind bottling

  • @sans5787
    @sans5787 3 роки тому +160

    0:06 M.A.D.E. I.N. C.H.I.N.A.

    • @JohnIsPro
      @JohnIsPro 3 роки тому +2

      @Jasser Elabd oh u mean نام 🤣

    • @JohnIsPro
      @JohnIsPro 3 роки тому +1

      @Jasser Elabd u arabic?

    • @57jwep
      @57jwep 3 роки тому

      it fake

    • @irawansuntoro745
      @irawansuntoro745 3 роки тому +1

      @@57jwep did u translate it?

    • @57jwep
      @57jwep 3 роки тому +1

      @@irawansuntoro745 china made knockoffs so its fake and the plane is toy

  • @NotThatGuyAgain879
    @NotThatGuyAgain879 3 місяці тому +2

    Good video 😮 :D
    ❤❤❤❤

  • @thangoquang2263
    @thangoquang2263 2 роки тому

    wow fantastic great video from vietnam

  • @Ali_Nar
    @Ali_Nar 3 роки тому +4651

    I love how USSR just gave Vietnam a ‘Winner’ trophie and took him :)

    • @arvalb0
      @arvalb0 3 роки тому +39

      @Let's Get This Over With no, usa actually won and had peace treaty were n Vietnam wasn’t allowed to take over the south, later after the treaty was signed they broke it and invaded the rest, America didn’t want more war and did nothing

    • @sanyalox01
      @sanyalox01 3 роки тому +233

      Winning is achieving your goal in war. Signing a treaty like that is like telling Hitler not to invade Czechoslovakia. And South Vietnam scored the worst points for human rights throughout all countries, even worse than DPRK, meaning USA supported what it claims to fight against. So get real here - USA didn’t achieve its goals in the war and therefore lost, since it also wasted lots of resources and in result lost an ally in form of south Vietnam

    • @36.phamminhtuan17
      @36.phamminhtuan17 3 роки тому +176

      @@arvalb0 LOL, what do you think if the US stop helping the South? The US can easily invade the South but the South didnt relize that shit. U think US will be an angle, justice and say that they won and they do nothing? Lmao,everything they did is for their country, they failed to invade VietNam and we succeed in protect our country,thats all

    • @thanhthuylethi3674
      @thanhthuylethi3674 3 роки тому +12

      🤣

    • @sanyalox01
      @sanyalox01 3 роки тому +174

      @@arvalb0 I'm laughing so hard right now. Your country is the one who did war crimes in Vietnam and supported the south, dropping bombs all over the place, there are more than 300 unexploded bombs in Laos, lying even in small villages(!). And I still don't understand how you think that US won even though its objective in the war was completely failed miserably, losing the south vietnam. If you actually think that you won and you aren't one of those stereotypical trump supporters, I'll be amazed.

  • @existen_ce6069
    @existen_ce6069 3 роки тому +440

    USA: Lol we will easily defeat these farmers.
    Vietnam: Press X for Doubt

    • @abcxyz-
      @abcxyz- 3 роки тому +2

      X

    • @vothanhvinh6844
      @vothanhvinh6844 3 роки тому +4

      X

    • @jerrell1169
      @jerrell1169 3 роки тому +5

      I mean they technically did, only issue is that the South Vietnamese state was failed from the moment the dysfunctional borderline dictator Diem was killed in the coup. Without said borderline dictator the nation just sorta faltered. While the North Vietnamese liked to play up the idea that they so valiantly “liberated” the south by means of popular revolt it was more that they were patient enough to wait for an unstable and corrupt nation to nearly collapse before invading.

    • @usedtoberyanpoopnownormal8822
      @usedtoberyanpoopnownormal8822 3 роки тому +1

      They did, about 2 million of them

    • @thuhuongnguyen5975
      @thuhuongnguyen5975 3 роки тому +2

      Well.. im Viet Nam :)

  • @davidpham4463
    @davidpham4463 2 роки тому

    thank you

  • @khatrinh8907
    @khatrinh8907 Рік тому

    Good job❤❤

  • @nongthanhnghia3592
    @nongthanhnghia3592 4 роки тому +6438

    USA: we only lost in Vietnam once. France: we also lost in Vietnam once.
    Mongolia: I would take it three times
    China: amateur guys

    • @PolyU.
      @PolyU. 4 роки тому +222

      @Sujeet Grewal no it has been losing since vietnam and war existed

    • @anhduc0913
      @anhduc0913 4 роки тому +320

      Twice. France lost twice, japan lost one and also there was the aussie who helped US.

    • @tommythehat8665
      @tommythehat8665 4 роки тому +14

      Lol

    • @tommythehat8665
      @tommythehat8665 4 роки тому +22

      Well yea see our history books

    • @vietgamer7538
      @vietgamer7538 4 роки тому +154

      Vietnam defeats China actually

  • @Dragonite_Tom
    @Dragonite_Tom 5 років тому +207

    Murica: over 9000 damaged
    Rice farmer: 1 shot 1 kill

    • @duycongpham4762
      @duycongpham4762 5 років тому +1

      Rly

    • @huongvu-yz2nn
      @huongvu-yz2nn 4 роки тому

      Murcia (tiếng Tây Ban Nha: [ˈmuɾθja]) là một thành phố ở Tây Ban Nha, thủ phủ của tỉnh Murcia và của vùng tự trị bên sông Segura. Dân số năm 2010 là 441.345 người. Khu vực xung quanh thành phố này là các nông trang trồng chanh cam, ngũ cốc, tiêu và máy kéo.

    • @Dragonite_Tom
      @Dragonite_Tom 4 роки тому +2

      @@huongvu-yz2nn Murica=America

    • @conghuytran9221
      @conghuytran9221 4 роки тому +1

      @@huongvu-yz2nn nhục vailon :}}

    • @Umar-oq3rp
      @Umar-oq3rp 4 роки тому

      @@Dragonite_Tom lol

  • @GarciaAldoXCVII
    @GarciaAldoXCVII 2 роки тому +4

    0:41 Standing here, I realize 🎶

  • @lienpham379
    @lienpham379 2 місяці тому +1

    VIỆT NAM MUÔN NĂM!!! NGƯỜI VIỆT KO BAO GIỜ BỎ CUỘC ❤❤❤

  • @varik2622
    @varik2622 3 роки тому +3017

    America: Lol France just lost its colony to a bunch of jungle farmers. What a loser.
    *20 YEARS LATER*
    America: We didnt lose, we left.

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 3 роки тому +143

      They left in defeat they lost south Vietnam the Americans lost.

    • @mr.bubble2266
      @mr.bubble2266 3 роки тому +400

      USA: we didn't lose, just failed to win

    • @thebrockhd7894
      @thebrockhd7894 3 роки тому +31

      @Canada Eh? r/whoooosh

    • @locomotivesteam9334
      @locomotivesteam9334 3 роки тому +23

      @@mapleflag6518 Well kind of The US Lost Before south vietnam surrenderd

    • @gardnercoughlen8958
      @gardnercoughlen8958 3 роки тому +9

      LocomotiveSteam not sure the US lost, because I’m pretty sure they never formally declared war on NVA so they did t
      One but still far from winning.

  • @user-xm1su8rv8d
    @user-xm1su8rv8d 3 роки тому +381

    *Made in China*
    USA: Hahahahahha
    *Made in Vietnam*
    USA: I am out.

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 3 роки тому +4

      To avert trade tarrifs, china is actually sending 95% finished goods to vietnam to add the extra 5% and ships it to the us, since the sticker will now say "made in vietnam"

    • @novastar6112
      @novastar6112 3 роки тому +1

      @@BeaverChainsaw yes

    • @TideFishing
      @TideFishing 3 роки тому

      @@novastar6112 Ironic thing is I have shoes made in Vietnam and i’m American

    • @rc_youtubeaccount1331
      @rc_youtubeaccount1331 3 роки тому

      forgot the korean war?

    • @skykhan37
      @skykhan37 3 роки тому +5

      Funny. But in fact, most of Vietnamese weapon came from China in Vietnam War. And China warned USA not invade across North latitude 17 degree,so USA didn't . It's history.And why? Bcs Korean War.

  • @nguyenphuclam2290
    @nguyenphuclam2290 Рік тому +3

    USA: How did we lose to some weak farmer?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
    France and UK: really bro?
    lesson learned: never mess with Vietnam even ur military ranking is 1#

  • @quocsonvan530
    @quocsonvan530 Рік тому +2

    As a Vietnamese I would like to say thank you comrade.

  • @cheezewafflz7306
    @cheezewafflz7306 5 років тому +1734

    Reminds me of when someone who is real low in smash somehow manages to kill you

  • @ppk8592
    @ppk8592 5 років тому +787

    Who would win:
    A Country with heavy artillery and super modern weapons
    Or
    Some lil farmer Bois with chopsticks and AK47s

    • @jclondonl6332
      @jclondonl6332 5 років тому +33

      Instructions where unclear GorrillaWarfare.dlc not installed

    • @rhodesianwojak2095
      @rhodesianwojak2095 5 років тому +3

      .

    • @lethanglong6979
      @lethanglong6979 5 років тому

      @Just Your Average Goy hey, you guys brings along a bunch of our people whom we called three stripes. Those country-betrayer are living there, so it's not a tie since you guys got more people into your country

    •  5 років тому +8

      to kill a communist needs 7 tons of bombs, 55,000 bullets, 8000 liters of herbicides (Agent Orange). While the Viet Cong only needs 2 ak47 tablets to kill an American soldier (a bullet is transferred from north to south in the rain bomb). There are also places that use arrows, knives, hands ...
      Based on the true parameters of the battle! not kidding!

    •  5 років тому +20

      Based on the true parameters of the battle :
      So far, the Vietnam War still holds the record as the war with the highest number of bombs thrown in the history of the world. The total number of bombs that US planes dropped on Vietnam was 7.85 million tons, [32] nearly 3 times the total number of bombs that all countries used during World War II and equivalent to the power of 250 atomic bombs that the US threw at Hiroshima. On average, every Vietnamese person at that time suffered about 250 kg of bombs dropped from American planes. [33] [34]. That's not to mention 7.5 million tons of US ammunition used on the ground (including grenades, mines, explosives, firecrackers) [35] and 45,260 tons (about 75 million liters) of toxic chemicals. learned the US sprayed down

  • @Sandwhxih
    @Sandwhxih Рік тому +2

    Vietnam: you can't defeat me with your powerful B52

  • @thanhtran-xl1cm
    @thanhtran-xl1cm Рік тому +2

    USA: we have an army
    Vietnam: we have rice farmer

  • @Zekrom249
    @Zekrom249 3 роки тому +461

    Tree: Hey!
    USA: Hey!
    Also USA: WHAT?!

    • @dieulinhpn201
      @dieulinhpn201 3 роки тому +12

      Tree : GET THE F*** OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!!! :)

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 3 роки тому +16

      Lorax: "i am the lorax, i speak for the trees"
      the trees: "thanks but we got this"

    • @marcovillela7438
      @marcovillela7438 3 роки тому +3

      @@cageybee7221 i am the lorax and i speak for tree but for some fucken reason they speak vietnamese

    • @anairconditionermother7537
      @anairconditionermother7537 3 роки тому +1

      @@cageybee7221 “the trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed”

    • @issue2505
      @issue2505 3 роки тому

      It Is kinda funny the fact that some soldiers consumed drugs in that war while they were in the forests

  • @MaxTerm000
    @MaxTerm000 5 років тому +777

    America:*arrived at Vietnam
    Farmer:WeLcOmE To tHe RiCe fIeLd MoThErFuCkEr!!?!!

    • @TheeArson
      @TheeArson 5 років тому +20

      is vietnam some kind of robot cuz it reflected iron bullets

    • @tripwire3992
      @tripwire3992 5 років тому +1

      @@TheeArson iron?

    • @TheeArson
      @TheeArson 5 років тому +1

      @@tripwire3992 cool

    • @ducminhtran4136
      @ducminhtran4136 4 роки тому

      @@TheeArson I see you again

    • @ducminhtran4136
      @ducminhtran4136 4 роки тому +1

      @@FightingGameEnjoyer chả ai nói Tiếng Việt ở đây đâu

  • @BenUY28
    @BenUY28 6 місяців тому +3

    Ối dồi ôi

  • @broskei
    @broskei 2 роки тому +3

    as a central vietnamese, i can confirm this is how the war was by my grandpa

  • @css1077
    @css1077 3 роки тому +1298

    America :Sends its soldiers to Vietnam
    Vietnam: Send the rice farmers
    The rice farmers: Welcome to the rice fields

  • @AryaWibu
    @AryaWibu 5 років тому +357

    How to win a war....
    Become a farmer and have guns.

    • @georgelyddane8283
      @georgelyddane8283 5 років тому +13

      The Trumpet Boy apparently, because it worked against the U.S., USSR, and UK. Three of the most powerful nations lmao

    • @diooverheaven4317
      @diooverheaven4317 5 років тому +4

      @@georgelyddane8283 the U.S should have know never to fight farmers with gun they did it before

    • @user-rg3ek2ni9c
      @user-rg3ek2ni9c 5 років тому

      @DIO from a random universe are you stupif? The Vietnamese won against all foreign powers invaded their motherland from ~2,800 BC to now, you should open a textbook.

    • @diooverheaven4317
      @diooverheaven4317 5 років тому +2

      @@user-rg3ek2ni9c what? all i said was the american win a war with some team of farmer with gun and joking about the same thing happen with vietnam

    • @thenasiudk1337
      @thenasiudk1337 5 років тому

      And know basic guerilla tactics

  • @binheve
    @binheve Рік тому

    0:55 the reason why his gun broke:
    M4A1 or m16 is a very complicated gun in both design external and internal, so this gun is extremely easy to meet a lot of problem in hard weather, especially for mud and water

  • @O.F.S.R
    @O.F.S.R 10 місяців тому +1

    GOOOOOD MORNIN VIETNAM, hey this is not a test THIS IS ROCKNROLL! TIME TO ROCK IT FROM THE DELTA TO THE DMZ

  • @vitco9414
    @vitco9414 4 роки тому +288

    Thanos : I am Inevitable
    Some rice farmers : Really?

    • @d4rseyyy
      @d4rseyyy 4 роки тому +7

      V i ệ t N a m v ô đ ị c h

    • @thithuhanguyen2371
      @thithuhanguyen2371 4 роки тому +1

      Viêt nam vô địt

    • @sassosasso505
      @sassosasso505 4 роки тому +5

      some rice farmers: SURPRISE

    • @rechedel4
      @rechedel4 4 роки тому

      Also the rice farmers: hold my rice

    • @noname-kr9zt
      @noname-kr9zt 4 роки тому

      Sao ko nói tiếng việt đi nói tiếng anh làm cái *** gì

  • @trieukieu1477
    @trieukieu1477 2 роки тому +1

    I'm from 🇻🇳 and thank you so much

  • @privatedino3239
    @privatedino3239 Рік тому

    "we were winning when I left" I saw that on a patch once

  • @josephpentony4804
    @josephpentony4804 4 роки тому +729

    "Made in China"
    I laughed too hard at that.

    • @davasatria4191
      @davasatria4191 4 роки тому +17

      Also historically accurate because, you know, the sino-soviet split

    • @nguyenphongvo9092
      @nguyenphongvo9092 4 роки тому +7

      Everything made in china sucks:))

    • @Ethan-vj5mt
      @Ethan-vj5mt 4 роки тому +5

      Nguyenphong Vo *iphone*

    • @nyuztov
      @nyuztov 4 роки тому +9

      @@nguyenphongvo9092 the phone you are using right either is made in China, or the meterial is from China

    • @Tabukium
      @Tabukium 4 роки тому

      @@nguyenphongvo9092 yeah like the device your using

  • @hermannfegeleintheantic8692
    @hermannfegeleintheantic8692 5 років тому +702

    america: I fear no man. but that thing!
    *VIETNAM*
    america: it scares me!

    • @Wm7forthewin
      @Wm7forthewin 4 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @didisadyuwutran3906
      @didisadyuwutran3906 4 роки тому

      hermann fegelein the antic Vietnm: what

    • @norwaythenorwegian6843
      @norwaythenorwegian6843 4 роки тому

      30 minute's later
      Vietnam: L fear no man but that thing
      USA
      Vietnam: it's scares me

    • @cookieloo
      @cookieloo 4 роки тому +2

      @@norwaythenorwegian6843 I'm from Vietnam and i can tell i speak English better than you.

    • @justtofu3617
      @justtofu3617 4 роки тому

      :\/

  • @kingzyjhiepelongco3593
    @kingzyjhiepelongco3593 Рік тому +1

    1:11 Girl: [RAGE QUITS]
    the vietnam is hard as impenetratable bedrock

  • @revolutionaryrabbit7715
    @revolutionaryrabbit7715 5 років тому +698

    For some reason I find the Vietnam ball incredibly adorable

    • @lolyankovic6952
      @lolyankovic6952 5 років тому +45

      Revolutionary Rabbit yeah that star and hat

    • @TheeArson
      @TheeArson 5 років тому +30

      @@lolyankovic6952 uhh

    • @openthinker6562
      @openthinker6562 5 років тому +19

      Looks are deceiving...

    • @TheeArson
      @TheeArson 5 років тому +37

      @@lolyankovic6952 you think vietnam is cute but some reason he has an AK-47

    • @huma139
      @huma139 5 років тому +2

      Aw thanks

  • @justnate4999
    @justnate4999 5 років тому +190

    USA: My weapons are the best
    (Use em on Vietnam)
    0 damage

    • @thile6742
      @thile6742 5 років тому +5

      Just Nate no joke but 1M people died

    • @blinthepannkek6173
      @blinthepannkek6173 5 років тому

      **NORTH VIETNAMESE FARMER RAMPAGE INTENSIFIES**

    • @-_-JJ
      @-_-JJ 5 років тому +5

      @@thile6742 Yes, and 2 million vietnamese civilians were killed by american bombers just throwing napalm bombs over civilian villages and US Marines burning down villages with flamethrowers just because they felt like it. Even then you still manage to loose.

    • @thile6742
      @thile6742 5 років тому

      A Wild Goosealine 2 millions vietnamese was died include South Vietnamese by starvation, got affect from battle from two sides and also cities of the south got attacked many time when everyone was doing their normal life don't know nothing, the US burn down some village shouldn't be listed near bomding because the amount of people who died from the village burn down by the US are less than the people who died from Tet offensive and Saigon fall down, burning villages is just a really small shit to plus them into that 2 millions, they can't manage to win because the goverment of the south cheated the election and don't know how to fight even with supplies, the Un just help the US protect the south and have no plan with getting into the north except finding a better way for reunited, because of people protesting from the US itseft so the US left years before sai gon fall down

    • @oscartobaroatmeal6734
      @oscartobaroatmeal6734 5 років тому

      Vietnam uses tunnel*
      No effect*
      USA: RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @haririii
    @haririii Рік тому +2

    When I go for a walk to the jungle of Vietnam:

  • @MEXANIKKA93
    @MEXANIKKA93 2 роки тому

    That ak47 part is just hilarious but nice.

  • @thg8997
    @thg8997 4 роки тому +446

    my uncle, an American soldier who has fight in Vietnam : I fear no one
    me: (show him a picture of a tree)
    my uncle: (confused screaming)

    • @ghostievee8134
      @ghostievee8134 4 роки тому +27

      You combined 2 memes in one.

    • @AnhHoang-mm7sz
      @AnhHoang-mm7sz 4 роки тому +3

      This is dark af and i love it

    • @ctto6843
      @ctto6843 4 роки тому +6

      Viet Cong :)

    • @bloopzia
      @bloopzia 4 роки тому +2

      *Prefection*

    • @sarahtucker3151
      @sarahtucker3151 4 роки тому +4

      1.1 million North Vietnamese were killed as opposed to our 60000 believe me the only reason the Communist won was because of our politicians

  • @futballedits7407
    @futballedits7407 2 роки тому +1675

    I love how America's controller for the warplane says behind "MADE IN CHINA"

    • @gamnguyenba7931
      @gamnguyenba7931 2 роки тому +44

      haha b52 is noob :)))

    • @bangnguyen9367
      @bangnguyen9367 2 роки тому +38

      Many VNese consider china products fake or low quality

    • @Adumbshiba
      @Adumbshiba 2 роки тому +64

      @@bangnguyen9367 During the Vietnam War The Chinese supplied the Vietnamese LMAO

    • @bluesamurai1246
      @bluesamurai1246 2 роки тому +9

      And China is communist too

    • @eggcoffeedude4538
      @eggcoffeedude4538 2 роки тому +11

      while in that year china is vietnam's teammate

  • @Ricefieldsneaky
    @Ricefieldsneaky Рік тому +2

    The bush: “You shouldn’t have done that”
    The bush: “Reloading a Gun”
    The Americans soilder: “Uh oh”

  • @tuankietnguyen6234
    @tuankietnguyen6234 Рік тому

    Thanks

  • @bigmac2240
    @bigmac2240 4 роки тому +701

    Usa:Im the most powerfull nation!
    Rice farmers with AKs:
    *Let Us InTroDuCe OurSElvEs*

  • @lungao3832
    @lungao3832 4 роки тому +426

    USA:Im the most powerful country in the world
    Some of Vietnamese farmer:Hold my bowl of rice

    • @revolutionkiroi2779
      @revolutionkiroi2779 4 роки тому +3

      Lu Ngáo được =)j

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 4 роки тому

      Hold my ricer spoiler

    • @shamare_silver
      @shamare_silver 4 роки тому

      Mày được lắm

    • @wanamawan6249
      @wanamawan6249 4 роки тому +3

      People lack knowledge of the Vietnam war, using it as an example of how the u.s "lost" but I'd say the the north vietnamese won against the south.

    • @libertyprime9477
      @libertyprime9477 4 роки тому +6

      tommy Hoang actually nam lost, US only lost politically, but Vietnam suffered major casualties 1 millon to 50,000, if us kept going they could’ve won

  • @17TX
    @17TX 11 днів тому

    "My grandfather the best tree whisperer all of vietnam!"

  • @XKD_KelvinWilliams
    @XKD_KelvinWilliams 8 місяців тому +1

    all the things can see in Viet Nam
    1.Vietnamese people
    2.Trees can talk
    3.busses can talk

  • @veronicaregalado2469
    @veronicaregalado2469 5 років тому +474

    0:06 usa: i use this
    *CONTROL MADE BY CHINA*

    • @hypersp3ce596
      @hypersp3ce596 5 років тому +9

      veronica regalado
      Made in China not made by China

    • @tao_max2933
      @tao_max2933 5 років тому +5

      Ở Việt Nam chúng tôi thường xem đồ dùng của Trung Quốc là đồ có chất lượng tệ .

    • @cuhuyphuckhang3660
      @cuhuyphuckhang3660 5 років тому +5

      ​@@tao_max2933 Translation of Táo_ max comment: In Vietnam, we generally see that most of the goods made in China is a bad-quality thing.

    • @sloporay3274
      @sloporay3274 5 років тому +2

      Phúc Khang Cù Huy not now. You know most of the Apple products are made in China? Or top quality retailer such as Hugo boss,Calvin Klein and Michael Kors etc.

    • @NhanNguyen-zo3qz
      @NhanNguyen-zo3qz 5 років тому

      No China

  • @senkitsune
    @senkitsune 5 років тому +351

    USA: 327053257320472395792469106496591541561490694156419198456189451 hits (Can't kill Vietnam)
    VietNam: 1 hit (Kill the USA)
    Russia: VietNam, You are legend
    OMG VietNam is saitama

    • @chinh699
      @chinh699 5 років тому +6

      USA tuổi??:)

    • @justamoment3145
      @justamoment3145 5 років тому +2

      is it funny for u ?

    • @hikarii8758
      @hikarii8758 5 років тому

      lmao that should've been 2 hits, not 1

    • @baotranvungoc8512
      @baotranvungoc8512 5 років тому

      hello,ban co choi rise of kingdom ko????(nhin anh quen vl :v)

    • @senkitsune
      @senkitsune 5 років тому

      @@baotranvungoc8512 No :)

  • @jayfeather_the_cat_warrior
    @jayfeather_the_cat_warrior Рік тому

    I just noticed HOI 4 sounds in your videos)

  • @ChicagoBlackhawksfan
    @ChicagoBlackhawksfan Рік тому +1

    Vietnam is the one nation that can survive Thanos snapping and getting out of a Rickroll

  • @thanho3625
    @thanho3625 4 роки тому +338

    Vietnam: Call ambulance call ambulance! BUT NOT FOR ME

    • @user-ly4gb8rh3u
      @user-ly4gb8rh3u 3 роки тому

      Chào bẹn(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

    • @user-ly4gb8rh3u
      @user-ly4gb8rh3u 3 роки тому +1

      Việt Nam:....
      USA:mẹ kiếp tao sẽ giết Việt Nam (‡▼益▼)
      Máy bay:*hehe me sẽ cho Việt Nam chết*

    • @thuhangnguyen9250
      @thuhangnguyen9250 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-ly4gb8rh3u nhưng éo chết :))

    • @turkkuwaitmapping6276
      @turkkuwaitmapping6276 3 роки тому +1

      LOL XD LOL XD

    • @user-ly4gb8rh3u
      @user-ly4gb8rh3u 3 роки тому +1

      @@thuhangnguyen9250 khúc sau chưa viết kakk

  • @duongnguyentathong1807
    @duongnguyentathong1807 9 місяців тому +4

    As a Vietnamese human, I’m proud of my country

  • @itachigaming6933
    @itachigaming6933 Рік тому +3

    Lol. Vietnam immortal😂

  • @Sergio-xq4cj
    @Sergio-xq4cj 2 роки тому +614

    Vietnam's rice hat grants him 100% damage resistance

  • @nocommentarychannel3652
    @nocommentarychannel3652 3 роки тому +2010

    Vietnam wins
    Soviet union: WE are so proud of you our child!

    • @avempestad2
      @avempestad2 3 роки тому +71

      I Mean, The USSR Gave Them Weapons And Stuff

    • @avempestad2
      @avempestad2 3 роки тому +14

      @mohammedpilote669 haddad Wat Is AK-41?

    • @sanyalox01
      @sanyalox01 3 роки тому +12

      Ak-74 were given

    • @avempestad2
      @avempestad2 3 роки тому +11

      @@sanyalox01 And AK-47s and Stolen STG44 from WWII

    • @lokegerhardsson8979
      @lokegerhardsson8979 3 роки тому +12

      Sweden: nice One Vietnam Good job.

  • @zorro34sebas37
    @zorro34sebas37 Рік тому +3

    0:04 *angry american noises*