This Guitar Product Should Be BANNED!
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- The "Finger Expander" is probably the worst, most painful, guitar item EVER invented! And guess who they decided should be the spokesperson!!? Several stretch. Much finger break.
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"They're like anti-depressants for your fingers. Mine have already lost feeling."
Underrated line right there.
Right? 😅 pretty good one.
I just got to that part
Anyone reading this I hope you never use anti-depressants, I used them for years to no avail, hard to shake and back to square one once off of them.
Try micro-dosing mushrooms! Absolutely life changing
Hahahahahaha dang that's good
@@Garettsfritz stop spreading shit
They missed a big marketing opportunity. They should've advertised that screwdriver (with a free finger expander) instead.
They called glue '' liquid tape ''
@@forgetaboutit1354 idk
@@ozzylepunknown551 Yeah, it's liquid tape.
@@ozzylepunknown551 nothing new about liquid tape. electricians now use it as a replacement for electrical tape. actually good stuff
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Plz
"What a fricken ripoff!"
Yes it will rip off your fingers.
I get it
Those guys above me get it
Frickin, you mean.
Lol I get it 😂
Those guys also above me gets it
Stevie: _"I have a 60fps camera now!"_
My internet which can barely handle 240p: *envious applause*
Where do you live, Australia??
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki nope, florida. But its a bit away from a city, so there isn't much good internet here.
@Nanners Is a cat I'm stoned an alone.
@@D-Man_Jam I was making a joke since here in Darwin Australia the internet is pretty shit, event though Australia invented WiFi, it's still so shit.
I don't know anything from America.
Its 2020 for gods sake
The screwdriver is 24$ and The stretchi thingi is 1$
First
It must be one hell of a screwdriver
@@danagur yea lol
Hey, check out his latest video.
If you wanna break your fingers! Give us a penny or dollar and we will make sure your fingers are ripped off! :D
Me: Nope
most people: censor mouth when swearing
stevie: MAKE IT BIGGER
Why would you even censor the mouth? What does it accomplish?
@@christiansgaard8138 so that the MOUTH MOTIONS DON’T SHOW
@@sannlam1786 And why would we need that?
@@christiansgaard8138 so that nobody can READ THEIR MOUTHS
@@sannlam1786 bro really do be overracting to people cussing
*_just gonna wait for them to rage at sailors_*
Dumb People: Warning
Smart Translation: Warm Tips
Thought I was the only one who saw that lol
Wtf is this?
温 馨 提 示
the return of the thotbots
TRBenjiSwiss si
5:02- "It ain't huge, but it's kinda cute!"
That's actually my dating profile.
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
oh
That's what I call my-
Cat. what Did you expect me to say? get your mind out the gutter.
@@romanreigns6142 no need to be rude about it 😒
1:06
6:11 Leaked footage of Davie504 torturing people who said "Bass is Guitar"
Very true
Plot twist - The finger expander is actually today's sponsor and this was actually a 10 minute advertisement
righhhht. lookun at the photos on the site he has up i don't see the image that he was saying they were using to steal his identity lol
The "Finger Exploder", actually.
@@tennysonjames2969 They used it on Facebook.
@Adam_Playz What do you mean
@Adam_Playz you're just jealous. Bruh.
I immediately went to this site to buy that kitty water fountain
J. Mascis You’re my hero sir.
Did u get it is it good?
FYI, If you don't clean it weekly, you will have a calcium buildup that's pretty bad and can clog and/or damage the pump. Not to mention making the water taste crappy for your kitteh's :)
source: We own one
@@tanekheath5323 my mom had it since a year ago and tbh, my cat doesn't give a shit.
It's pretty cool though
You and everyone else who bought anything from this site should contact your payment card issuer and replace it immediately. Also, don't expect to receive any goods. This scam store looks shady af, but also, like every other shady scam store.
Stevie: but seriously what fricken idiot would buy this?
Also Stevie: let’s buy it
XD
Buying an “adjustable finger expander” sounds like a Stevie t thing.
Ikr dude!
I'm waiting for the adjustable toe extenders so I can order the complete set.
@MUHAMMAD ISMAIL BIN HAIRODZ HANIFF - ａｄｊｕｓｔａｂｌｅ ｌｅｇ ｅｘｔｅｎｄｅｒ
😆💕
@MUHAMMAD ISMAIL BIN HAIRODZ HANIFF - These are actually worn by some women in Asia and Africa.
Im the 100th person to like this comment
Hahaha 😂😂😂 nice
"I love your beach house! The view is gasping! I didn't know you had such beautiful beaches in Canada!"
Lol :)
Your ad at the end was EXACTLY like the ones we see all the time! Too funny!
Oh I've seen WAYYYY too many infomercials in my day. Used to be glued to the Gameshow Network. Their commercials were literally ONLY infomercials about medications. Hahaha! 😂
@@SteveTerreberry stevie can u like this comment
@@anakin2002 u haft it be early and funny to be liked by Steveterryberry
@@SteveTerreberry I’ve seen those infomercials. 99.99999 percent of the time. They’re ridiculous
"My throat gets really tender when my Identity is stolen."
-Steve Terryberry (Stevie T), 2020
This is one of my favorites, because when he’s laughing at the directions, it’s a legit real laugh, plus he wasn’t over the top. It was a good episode of Steve Dingleberry.
“4/5 doctors agree that Guitar is superior to bass”
Is the 5th one Davie?
Davie505: *_angry bass noises_*
A bass is a guitar
@MUHAMMAD ISMAIL BIN HAIRODZ HANIFF - now, as well as the babies, you are staring at well
I dont like it when babies stare at me either
@@WhyDoBabiesStareAtMe Babies seem to stare at me more than the other people around . I've always wondered why that is as well.
Why me ?? I'm not freaky looking or anything. They don't cry when they see me, they just stare.. It's quite rude actually. At least now l know that I'm not the only one this happens to.. They weird me out a little bit tbo
Stevie T’s real dating profile: I get super excited at pics of parrots. 🎸 😜 🦜
Anyone else notice it says "warm tips"
💕☺️
6:10 THIS is how the Davie504 and Stevie T beef is gonna go
That’s probably the best torture device for Davie504
That’s basicly my dating profile
"Identity thief is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffers every year!!!"
I wish Stevie could mentioned that in his speech
Basir Roslan bears!
MICHAEL!!!
Theodd1sout said that
@@sorinjimenez8114 its from the office originally.
@@Re-Todd_Howard beets battlestar galactica!!!
"It ain't huge but its kinda cute"
Thats basically my dating profile
I just wanted to be the first reply
Kingston Booke madlad
8:41 *I love how the hand goes from a small white girly hand to a big black hand 😂*
U racist?
@@isabellaruiz5229 no it’s actually pretty funny
Racist!!
@@sidmajumder5207 descriptive
Lol yeah
"If you use this product, there's a rare chance your finger ligaments may be torn to shit.
BUT THE SCREWDRIVER IS FREEEEEEEE!!!!"
Hahahahahaahqhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
😂
Plot twist:The screwdriver was 25$ and the **** hole was free
Ima just get it for the screwdriver
"twisting the strangeled grip wont give no mercy... feeling those tendons rip torn up and mean"
from judas priest song all guns blazing off of the album painkiller
I heard Rob Halfords voice in my head immediately)))
@@grannywalter same lol
This is a paingiver! Adjustable paingiver!
HE. IS. THE TENDON KILLER! THIS. IS. THE TENDON KILLER!
0:06 pickles just 1 word made me laugh not even 10 seconds in lol
Bruh
Lol! Me too! 🤣
Me to 😂😂😂🥒🥒🥒
OMG. I am literally peeing my pants. How did you ever find out someone was using you to promote shit. HAHAHA. As flattering as it is, it is not legal or right. But glad you were able to make a real entertaining video. We need everyone to keep watch and tell you when someone is using you to promote thing and stuff. Can you report them to the Copyright Police? Your ad at the end was so damn funny. We need more of this. Hope your fingers are okay. HAHAHA.
Thanks Mama T!! I'd give you the thumbs up, but my fingers are currently broken! 😃
Someone actually posted this on Facebook, that's how I knew about it. I thought it was pretty hilarious! Obviously not right, but hilarious none the less! Haha! 😆
😂
Hi Steve's mom
Hi momma T
Hello Mama T
Steve's content ages like fine wine. He just never disappoints.
*FAX*
You got that right man
Terrible at first, but then you gain a taste for it slowly becoming addicted?
@@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r Thats been me since 2019, I think ive rewatches most of his videos atleast 3 times
FAX YA BOI FAX
*Dad watches it*
Me: Dad dont you dare
Dad: CMON WE GOIN SHOPPIN
Jk he didnt do that xD
Good for you
My father bought that
"Ladies and djentlemen.."
Ha-ha, im original.
Never gets old thou!!
@Rhea Kelly You dare mock the son of Shepherd?!
8:17 5 year old me when I cant open presents on christmas untill everyones awake
That’s from the Kenny Rogers guitar method 🤘
😂😂😂😂 are you some stellar entity that wants to be a comedian?
I literally laughed till my stomach hurt. Fantastic. Also, I have that same Takamine acoustic. Love this channel.
Stevie-T's girlfriend dating profile: three-hole round design; all sides are evenly stressed during finger exercise.
That sounds oddly kinky 😂
I will probably never get this until I get a girlfriend or something, I know I'm not young, unless this is something that I'll figure out once I'm 40.
'copper nut'
lol
Evil !LMAO
I think it's been made for playing "Every breath you take"
Or Message in a Bottle
This
Or "Snow (HEY OH)"!
Omggggg yes
@@Cthulhu_Awaken that doesnt even have a big stretch
0:06 “pIcKlEs”
For some odd reason, I can't stop laughing at that! 🤣🥒
Pickles 😂😂😂😂😂😂 0:06 pICklEs 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒
@@sarah_1108same
"It ain't huge but its kinda cute" Stevie's dating profile😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂
That made me think of something men have... 😳😳
@@lovelydanielle same ;^;
CanadianShow haha
My god
It is definitely unhealthy. Robert Schumman, pianist and composer ruined his fingers and his Concert Pianist career with a device he created to extend his fingers.
Ouch
I wondered if anyone would mention this story. I saw it on some documentary I watched one day. Crazy looking device it was too.
This isn’t made to extend fingers, it’s for people who can’t stretch out their fingers to play guitar, just to space out fingers, no extending of fingers
And also make your fingers anti depressed
Me after i finish doing a two hour English lesson and all we did was write: 7:17
My mum: *walks into living room*
steve: Standard, thickened, kid
My mum: ...
LoL
I use the "Finger Expander" on my toes to prevent sock lint from accumulating.
🤘💥🎸😆🤣
It should be called “Lint preventer in socks” if it is that much better well You do use it so that’s a step in the right direction right? 🤨
Me: Yeah 60fps it's really enjoyable and cool to watch.
My ytb: 480p
My God! It looks like medieval torture!! 😱😱
Haha! That was literally my first thought! I'll bet the Finger Expander is even worse than Chinese Water Torture!! 🤣
@@SteveTerreberry yessssss
@Rita 21 y.o ! I WANT BОУ !!! SEND ME PLEASE!!! Why does your account exist
@@tuddygu its a bot
@@viniciusmenezes7862 yes but why does it exist
Would you ever consider doing “Phineas and Ferb...Fake guitarists?”
Novel idea, my dude 😎
Rita, 25 y.o SEND ME MESSAGES!!! I hope you poop ur pants
Or maybe, Bonnie the bunny... guifakist bot?
A video to please the "Five Nights at Freddy's" community.
Guiferbist🤔
@@jordandrinkwater1345 bassist*
1:40 this made me laugh wayyyy to much
Stevie T: “Woah such fluid motion “
Also Stevie T: “Pickles”
Punky Meadows is more fluid than Jeff Beck.
Hahahaha...oh.
Steve Terreberry: "Ha ha, a fountain for your cat"
Me: looks at my identical cat fountain
Me:
dont tell me you got it from funpencil.com smh
I too have that cat fountain. My cats love it lol
@@marshmetal9498 send cat
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I just unpaused when Stevie said, "this is the coolest website I've aver been to." So that is what you probably said.
"They used my image and I'm kind of offended, now my finger's hyperextended." ABSOLUTE GOLDEN
If Jim Carey is a guitarist this would be him.
Finally someone put it into words
They need to do a 2 piece band
@@sk8erboy551 i hope Stevie reads your thing
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@@mryxxx not amused lol
*_8:15_*
*_World's angriest guitar player flashbacks_*
Same here
I love that
3:39 strong elastic pole sturdy and durable. Thats basically my dating profile. lmaooooo
6:10 this is what Davie504 meant when he's transforming every guitarist into bassist.
Hahaha
"One..chinese made finger extender."
"Honestly it's not mine!"
"One book, 'chinese made finger extenders and me', by Stevie T"
"I swear honestly, its not mine!"
One of the best parts of all those movies!
"One check for a Chinese Made Finger Extender"
Stevie: There must be some kind of error
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Oh man i havent watched that movie in a long time
😂😂😂 awesome reference man. I love those movies.
Stevie: Pickles!
mE: YEET
Oh man, I have to wonder.. how the heck did you ever stumble upon this...?!? OOH-OUCH! Loved the infomercial, such perfect satire. Also, Happy Birthday!
I was actually tagged in a Facebook post with pictures of the ad using my image! I was shocked and appalled!! I knew I had to order the Finger Expander instantly!! Haha! 😆 Thanks Maureen!!
How did you comment this an hour ago?! This video's only been up for about 25 minutes!
ghostly. blurryface I think it’s one of his friends and he shared the unlisted link
@@jaydedfox1046 ah
Someone sent it to him. He said that in the video.
"My fingers have no feeling but my playing sure does!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:05 WHAT THE S***
Me: first time I’ve ever seen
A web with party items.
Title: Should be how to have a finger like Paul Gilbert.
How to Django Reinhardt.
8:57 Davie isn’t gonna let that fly
Omg I love 1:31 “for only thirty one dollars you can buy your own faucet a penith” 😂
What do you mean this parrot is the most awesome thing i've ever seen i would be hyped af too
0:35 My dog when I get home after going outside, for two minutes.
Stevie: this is first ever 60 fps video
Me who is watching on a potato tablet: wheres the difference ???
“It ain’t huge,but it’s cute” that’s what she said
No
BubonicD D yes
Lol, that’s what I thought, lol.
That's the last thing you want to hear. "Aw. It's cute. Hey wittle guy..."
Your girlfriend is the best you could ask for,not judging your size.
"Liquid tape"
Also known as *glue*
No, dude. My liquid electrical tape says no. Yeah, I use regular electrical tape, but the black liquid electrical stuff isn't Elmer's white. "It's just a joke, pops!" Yeah, it's a joke when you put glue on electrical wiring.
9:10 but wait now we include the child extension for free for parents who want there kids to grow the **** up already. Omgosh I was laffing so hard
Stevie at 1:38 : What father and son watch a picture of a parrot and go "F*CK YES! A PARROT!"
Me: Me and my dad would do that-
Lol!!!
Lol! 😂
Lol!
Me and my brother lol
Me and my dad would! Though minus the “son’ part. (I’m a girl)
Must have a tribute video for
Eddie VanHalen.
God bless his family
I am still thinking it's a bad dream.
I know right me too
(И кнов ригхт ме тоо)
He did
Steve t: they stole my identity
Also Steve t: "laughs"
Omg this is the most ridiculous effing thing I've ever seen 😂 Praying for your ligaments!
Thanks Bre!! My fingers are good now. But my fingers were actually kinda sore for a couple days! NOT even kidding!! Haha! 😂
@@SteveTerreberry LOOK I FOUND YOUR LONG LOST 7th GRADER SON HE LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ALSO PLAYS GUITAR
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@Rita, 25 y.o SEND ME MESSAGES!!! Ew
@@SteveTerreberry oaoaodoadosa
Steve Vai:
If you start feeling any pain you need to stop. Never do anything that causes to much stress and damage.
He's right. I can't believe they sell this thing.
Dang i saw one of them rip off my dogs fingers and my aunt's cat!
His name is Stevie, stupid autocorrect am I right?
@@mr.goodman7682 yeah..
@@osanakatie5591 I hate auto correct
3:54 suing
On a serious note....I recommend getting a new credit card, changing your PayPal password, and scanning your computer for malware....those kinds of site are notorious for stealing your information and installing malware. Loved the video though. 😘
Stevie, a lot of people hates you, but you Are one of the best and your playing its so good. Keep recording😃
"Such fluid mohshun. Pickles." - Steve Terreberry 2020
Your the only person that makes me laugh in these hard times. You make us all laugh! Also I hope ur phalanges are ok :)
This site is going to become a meme.
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I BET YOU WILL ENJOY THIS THO 😘😘❤️❤️
@Rita 21 y.o ! I WANT BОУ !!! SEND ME PLEASE!!! いいえ
Plot twist: he actually did endorse it.
i'd appriciate if you'd answer this question: are u actually going to sue them?
@Ritа , 22 y.o ! WANT S Е Х ! OPEN MY home V I D E O what is ur username and what do you mean??
@@noone-tg2hs lol
@@noone-tg2hs it's a bot trying to get people to go onto adult sites
@@ffffrrrttgh yeah
@@ffffrrrttgh mhm thats true
There are more products like this in China
1. one-button chord
2.Finger cots
And Chinese finger-trappers.
1:21 isn’t that just glue? 👁👄👁
"They better be bad translations!"
It's a sign! It's telling you to bring that series back! 😂😂😂
Edit: Called it. 😉
stevieT: *uploads first 60 fps video*
also stevieT: "PICKLEZ!"
That actually sounded really catchy @6:27.😂🤣💀
"I call it the Finglonger"
"...... One can dream!"
The Flonger!
So THAT'S what things would be like if I invented the finglonger.
Everyone knows that Episode of Futurama.
You are amazing in every sense of the world and I love the content you've provided! I'm not sure if you're aware of the band Opeth, but I can't really imagine that you don't know them. It'd be great to see your take on "How to write a song like Opeth!" While I'm at it I'd also love to see How to write like Tool, Meshuggah, and Gojira! Hope all is well with you up in Canadier!
Stevie: I don’t think so. *slides ring all the way to the end*
Lol
8:41 *"... giving you the length you've always wanted."* Comparing a white hand to a "larger" black hand. hahahaha
Crazy details lmao 😂
You can’t say “black”. It has to be “Black” when referring to humanoids. One wouldn’t want to offend, would one?
Are you Orthodox Christian?
Triad Unorthodox.
@@gungunggadung6792 talking to bakura planet
*play slide guitar*
"My fingers have no feeling anymore but my playing sure does"
I cried of laughing
Those screwdrivers are actually amazing for adjusting pickup height. Not a common thing someone has to do, but when you need to do it you can never seem to find a screwdriver small enough.
Lil wayne should have this so he can explore his fretboard
Btw 111$ million
He'd still only play 2 notes
NOOOOOOO Eddie van halen just died, he's the one who inspired me to start playing the guitar, he's my idol, my inspiration, and the guy I looked up too, he was my favorite guitarist of all time. And I'm only 12, my mom texted me saying she had bad news then said, Eddie died, I was so shocked and surprised, that I couldn't really belive it, so I looked it up, it said he died, and I cried, Eddie was my entire guitar world, I've wanted to meet him so badly, and I've dreamed of it, now that dream is crushed, we will really miss you Eddie, thank you for your music.
Edward Lodewijk Van Halen -
~January 26 1955 - October 6 2020~
Rest in peace, but still rock on 🤘🙏
Don't give up playing the guitar!
@@gbormann71 to carry on Eddie's legacy, I will never
Hey Gavin. Im 12 too. Eddie was inspiration to me. Its like uhmm. Eddie was like a god to me. And u know what i did when i heard him die? I learned eruption as a tribute to him. I give all the power and strenght. Fly high legend. You will be jamming with all other legends. RI.P
I am still thinking it's a bad dream.
I cried my heart out as well
you know. Everyone needs a W.A.P. sometimes.. a Weaponized. Assault. Penguin.
9:17 bet nobody realised that Steve showed his hyper extended right hand/fingers, when he didn't even use it on his right hand/fingers.. 👽🌝
I was literally going to say it looked like a torture device and then you said it! Haha! Maybe the Angriest Guitar Player guy should have had one of those. Not sure it would have helped him, though. 😂
And I hope you had a great birthday and found some time to slow down and enjoy it with your family! 🙂
YES!! I'm glad you brought up the Angriest Guitar Player!! The first part of my infomercial is dedicated to him!! Haha! 😆
Thanks Sarah, I had a LITTLE bit of time to slow down. I'm old now, I need my down time! 😉 Haha!
@@SteveTerreberry pplargeOwO
7:44 "djent stick" now THATS my dating profile
I love how Stevie just randomly shreads on a acoustic guitar 😂👌
1:43 i laughed so hard my family thinks i went crazy wtf was that :Dddddd
"1-800-OOH-OUCH" is comedy gold💀
I meeaan...I dO think it'd be awesome to meet you in person so I mAy just have to buy it anyway🤔 I don't think you'll still have stretched out fingers by the time you get all the way here😂 I'm still laughing at that ad, those typical "I can't handle the simplest tasks" ads are the best & you nailed it lmfao
Haha! I do love making cheesy infomercials!! I think it's because I had an unhealthy obsession with old school game shows for YEARS! And those channels always had terrible infomercials targeted towards old people. Haha! So I have experience!! 😆
@@SteveTerreberry same!😂 I miss watching those game shows. Family Feud is still my favorite just because of the crazy answers those people would shout lmao
@@SteveTerreberry nah Not targeted toward old people...those old infomercials were Great! As i digress....
Especially in the early 90s when girls in leotards promoted the latest in exercise equipment from china! Yeah buddy those were the times!
Even though hair bands were being replaced by grunge we still had jane fonda want to be's working tummy tucking thingamajigs!
It was a great time. Trust me. Um yeah. Uhhh trust me..