Happened to me as a teenager in a hardees. The whole wall behind me was brown camo when i left. I felt so bad but had the flu on a roadtrip. Someone gad to go find a hose or just bulldoze the whole building and start over
Liquid double pipe classic. He was puking and sharted and his crew tried their best to blot it out of the carpet and then had to carry both his clothes and the mass of paper towels in their personal carry-ons. Case closed, lighting my Sherlock now.
That’s happened to me once I was throwing up standing over the toilet and shit all of a sudden. The force of the shit pulled my boxers down to my ankles. My dad walked in after and yelled, “did a horse shit in here!”
Theres two things that comes to my mind. A stomach bug or food poisioning type where you gotta make that hard choice of what hole your aiming at the catcher but its garth so it was more likely victim stains
Agreed. Weird how the politicians say the USA doesn’t have money to help homeless, especially homeless vets, inner city communities, improving our policy infrastructures ( police, fire dept, ems) yet out of no where come up with billions to help other countries. I’m all in support of the Ukrainian citizens and hell even the Russian citizens ( because I think they only know what they are fed through filtered news) but let’s not forget how corrupt both those countries have been in a long historical past, and yet here we go. And the big slap in the face is that we are most likely borrowing the money and who do we usually borrow from, china. The ripple effect of this mentality is going to give America to the ccp. Retarded in the most humiliating form
What people don't seem to understand is the government doesn't give a shit about anybody but themselves and they only care about doing whatever they want and money that and all governments are like that plus this is the natives land nobody else's
I have IBS-C and take meds to go. My theory is that he was trying to hold explosive diarrhea until he got to the bathroom and as he was pulling his pants down, it unleashed as he was standing/went to squat down. Thus getting it all over the rug and around the seat. I don’t know why, but the explosive kind legitimately sprays like there’s a damn kink in the hose. Looks like he tried to wipe it with TP, but there’s only so much you can do. What a disgusting job - I hope they don’t have to deal with that often!
My theory, Garth flies in his boxers, so this was a down-the-leg loose stool accident. He may be incontinent. At his concerts, does anyone hear the crinkle of adult diapers when he performs? Great clip.
This was in my feed today. I also watched the video of Nadav announcing he’s leaving this past week. The thought of not hearing his laugh on the pod anymore is soul crushing 💔
This happened to me once about 10 miles offshore in a sport fishing boat in about 6-8ft seas. I got violently seasick in a bathroom about the size of a small pantry closet and was literally able to point my ass in the generally direction of the toilet while I also threw up in the sink. Full purge. To make things worse throw in the rocking boat and I was getting beaten against the door and walls, so at a certain point my accuracy and will to live greatly diminished. As they say "shit happens." The only difference between Garth and I was that I actually stuck around to clean the bathroom myself after we docked. Thank god it was a wet bath and I could literally spray the entire area down with the shower head.
I will never understand this, during a full purge why is the throw up almost always prioritized as what needs to be aimed properly?? I'd rather have the brown make it into the bowl and clean up throw up.
Omg I had to come here right now to explain what just happened to me at work. So I’m about to start work and my coworker is like “Jake I saw something really weird with you on Facebook” I’m like what did you see lol. She’s like “on a Garth brooks video on Facebook, you wrote where are the bodies at G” I couldn’t contain my laughter and had to come share.
I've cleaned up this scenario more than once in hospitality. Suspect it was a female who blasted that thing up. A neurotic, delusional woman who's unintentionally punishing someone for making her be there most likely.
Garth is probably the kind of guy that pulls his jeans all the way down to take a piss. Couple that with a massive shart and some turbulence... that's how I think we were gifted this gem.
The funniest thing i have seen written on a wall is "Anyone can piss on the floor, be a hero and $#!+ on the ceiling." Or the toilet seat cover dispenser near Chicago that said Free Cubs Hats.
This happened to me when I was about 16 at my grandmother's house. My idiot cousins thought it was funny to put ex-lax in a brownie and give it to me. I almost made it to the toilet.
‘If he loves his wife he’ll jump on that hand grenade’ 🤣😆🤣😆🤣 ‘It’s like a new pair of underwear… at first it’s constrictive- and then it becomes a part of you’ - Garth on murder
I know exactly what happened because it happened to me. The pilot had a beef with GB and decided to pull a "zero grav maneuver" once he knew G was on the can. This sent him in into a floating shitscapade that he could have never anticipated. Fin.
First off, I've never heard of "liquid double pipe". That was brand new to me. Secondly, hey... It's Ari... And he looks like Eggman after he got bariatric surgery.
Clearly…. Garth was using the bathroom… and then he stood up for Ukraine.
This was a killer 😂
Well done
@@TheHyperfilthered like garth is
Well-played 🤣🤣🤣
Thats hilarious lmao
The podcast's ability to pick the man apart is just extraordinary...and this podcast can never end until Garth finally gets his interview XD
It amazes me how invested I am in this whole thing with Garth Brooks. It's some of the funniest shit ever.
Pun intended?
...or he was just brushing his teeth. Ha e you heard the shit he considers music?
LITERALLY!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s slick stuff. Neat stuff. Cool stuff.
He was puking in the toilet, but then suddenly shit all over the floor. It was a Double Pipe Classic Supreme.
exactly what I came to say
exactly
exact
Happened to me as a teenager in a hardees. The whole wall behind me was brown camo when i left. I felt so bad but had the flu on a roadtrip. Someone gad to go find a hose or just bulldoze the whole building and start over
The trajectory is all wrong
Garth Brooks looks like he learned how to be a human from a toddler
or a robot
from bert then?
To be fair, he probably has Asperger’s or is sliding around the spectrum somewhere.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmfao.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Who shit the plane Garth?”
“Where are the bodies?”
😂😂😂
Whats weird is... ari had really normal takes on this. *turbulence??*
TURDulence
Ari looking like an early opponent in Mike Tysons punch out
He's about to do the Camel Clutch
The "standup for Ukraine" clip put me in fucking tears 😂
That was like months ago bro you must not be a real Tom and Christian fan you casual
@@devinsilva2102 why? Because he found something funny? Weird Dude
HAHAHA support ukraine. Especially the refugees
@@DrumKiller2 dig deep
Garth sits on the toilet backwards and uses the back of the toilet as an armrest.
Only way to do it
This gave me brain cancer. Holy shit.
Actually, that spot is reserved coke and chocolate milk
Thats where you put your comic books and chocolate milk
Hahahahaha I'm dead!
Can y’all PLEASE do a skit of with y’all playing as them. That shit would be hilarious 😂😂. Just like how toms plays him 😂
He doesn’t blink!
Liquid double pipe classic. He was puking and sharted and his crew tried their best to blot it out of the carpet and then had to carry both his clothes and the mass of paper towels in their personal carry-ons. Case closed, lighting my Sherlock now.
I thought the same thing, had to have been coming out both ends.
this is how the bath rug was made I'm amazed
That’s happened to me once I was throwing up standing over the toilet and shit all of a sudden. The force of the shit pulled my boxers down to my ankles. My dad walked in after and yelled, “did a horse shit in here!”
Good work Watson!
I'm sure Tom checked with lawyers to make sure he'd be ok posting this, but I'll be shocked if Garth doesn't start being proactive in this feud, now.
I swear, Tom and Tina HAVE to dress up at G and Ms Yearwood for the Halloween show!
Ari looking like a landlord today 😂😂
Theres two things that comes to my mind. A stomach bug or food poisioning type where you gotta make that hard choice of what hole your aiming at the catcher but its garth so it was more likely victim stains
Yup, probably already pulled the trigger and got caught on his knees. Not above it.
Or say I gotta bug. My bad.
Need a DNA test. The families need peace.
Na I think he was doing big blow and couldn’t control his bowels
Or.
Or..
He "stood up for Ukraine" while mid-shit.
Garth laugh like he trying to be in on a joke he did not understand at all😂
The families need closure and this guy is literally cleaning up a crime scene.
Why don't we stand up for America
Because that would be racist to not back Nazzis in Ukraine
Why dosen't America stand with/for the ppl?
Amen
Agreed. Weird how the politicians say the USA doesn’t have money to help homeless, especially homeless vets, inner city communities, improving our policy infrastructures ( police, fire dept, ems) yet out of no where come up with billions to help other countries. I’m all in support of the Ukrainian citizens and hell even the Russian citizens ( because I think they only know what they are fed through filtered news) but let’s not forget how corrupt both those countries have been in a long historical past, and yet here we go. And the big slap in the face is that we are most likely borrowing the money and who do we usually borrow from, china. The ripple effect of this mentality is going to give America to the ccp. Retarded in the most humiliating form
What people don't seem to understand is the government doesn't give a shit about anybody but themselves and they only care about doing whatever they want and money that and all governments are like that plus this is the natives land nobody else's
Fun clip. Too bad about Ari Shaffir being in it.
Always a bummer. Protect our parks would be perfect with anybody else that wasn't him
Bro I never realized how nuts garth brooks is until yall brought it up wtf I love that guy especially when I was a young drunk 🥴 😂
Happy Birthday.....that's what they call me....amen...we love you....
Where I come from, "have the day you deserve", is a wink and nod at "have the worst day possible".
Hahaha this is exactly why I love comedy. Full grown adults talking about shit for an hour 🤣
I have IBS-C and take meds to go. My theory is that he was trying to hold explosive diarrhea until he got to the bathroom and as he was pulling his pants down, it unleashed as he was standing/went to squat down. Thus getting it all over the rug and around the seat. I don’t know why, but the explosive kind legitimately sprays like there’s a damn kink in the hose. Looks like he tried to wipe it with TP, but there’s only so much you can do.
What a disgusting job - I hope they don’t have to deal with that often!
I concur!
My theory, Garth flies in his boxers, so this was a down-the-leg loose stool accident. He may be incontinent. At his concerts, does anyone hear the crinkle of adult diapers when he performs? Great clip.
Maybe his sweetie pegs him too vigorously?
Bingo
Im disappointed by the lack of "chips in a bowl" for such a momentous YMH exclusive
They missed the bowl, just like Garth
Wow!! That Sunburn makes it way more, "On the Spectrum."
This was in my feed today. I also watched the video of Nadav announcing he’s leaving this past week. The thought of not hearing his laugh on the pod anymore is soul crushing 💔
I wonder if he whispered in that creepy tone “Oh shit…”
Ive seen this dozens of times just to hear that "Triiiiish!" at the end lmfaooo
Gold. Pure gold.
This happened to me once about 10 miles offshore in a sport fishing boat in about 6-8ft seas. I got violently seasick in a bathroom about the size of a small pantry closet and was literally able to point my ass in the generally direction of the toilet while I also threw up in the sink. Full purge. To make things worse throw in the rocking boat and I was getting beaten against the door and walls, so at a certain point my accuracy and will to live greatly diminished. As they say "shit happens." The only difference between Garth and I was that I actually stuck around to clean the bathroom myself after we docked. Thank god it was a wet bath and I could literally spray the entire area down with the shower head.
I will never understand this, during a full purge why is the throw up almost always prioritized as what needs to be aimed properly?? I'd rather have the brown make it into the bowl and clean up throw up.
@@mattcarter9836 Both ends had to be cleaned up. It was like an exorcism.
Blood when dried is also a brown color. Garth didnt poo. He killed.
As much as I love the splattergate mystery, Tommy Buns explanation of what the small clips might be at the end had me ☠️
The gift that keeps on giving G has to do the podcast
Trish! It’s runnin down my leg
I want a 100% all garth channel from you guys. He is like watching a psychotic train wreck
he's definitely high here
Omg I had to come here right now to explain what just happened to me at work. So I’m about to start work and my coworker is like “Jake I saw something really weird with you on Facebook” I’m like what did you see lol. She’s like “on a Garth brooks video on Facebook, you wrote where are the bodies at G” I couldn’t contain my laughter and had to come share.
I swear to God my name is Kinney dirickson Joseph Vickers dates her we go there every qeekend basically:)
If its a conversation i say let the conversation begin I really like that.
I love your work on Law and Order SVU Tom
That airline is bout to get slapped with a suit over this 🤣
Tom’s Garth laugh at the end punctuated the video perfectly
1:08 Garth looks just like Tom with that smile 😆
I've cleaned up this scenario more than once in hospitality. Suspect it was a female who blasted that thing up. A neurotic, delusional woman who's unintentionally punishing someone for making her be there most likely.
anyone whos worked in a busy restaraunt and had to clean a bathrooms knows the ladies room is always a disaster zone
Well she can't say no to Garth on the plane, because of the implication
ua-cam.com/video/5eSVa6sqz0g/v-deo.html he should have worn his tube pants. Tim and erics show good job
@Chris M Shitter's full!
@Chris M Dude. Follow his private jet flight path to find the body parts he shot out of the shitter at 40000 ft.
What’s worse, having a tummy shame on a plane or dosing your supposed friend with a potentially deadly drug?
You got him, bro !
@@callum6224 just pointing out the fact that Ari is a shit bag! Glad you could participate
Made me laugh hard. I don’t usually watch clips, but I’m glad I did.
❤ how this analysis evolves
Garth is probably the kind of guy that pulls his jeans all the way down to take a piss. Couple that with a massive shart and some turbulence... that's how I think we were gifted this gem.
I love Garth, but I’m dying!!
Christina’s an OG with the Bauhaus shirt
I have a real question for you. Do you think he cries when he is digging the hole or when he is digging up the bodies?
Why hasn’t Bert got you VIP backstage meet n greet tickets to one of Garth’s concerts for your birthday?
Why does Ari look like the monopoly man??? He just missing the monocle. Did he just use his get outta jail card? Lol
Ari looking like hes been wondering the desert for 40 years...
The funniest thing i have seen written on a wall is "Anyone can piss on the floor, be a hero and $#!+ on the ceiling." Or the toilet seat cover dispenser near Chicago that said Free Cubs Hats.
The best bathroom graffiti I’ve ever seen was:
I fucked your mother!
Go home dad, you’re drunk.
“We know about the shit stain G” is going to be my new comment on Garths IG posts
Watching Christina talk with Ari is like watching the Beatles hang out with John and Yoko.
How so?
@@colina1330 You didn't catch the shade Ari sent her way when she interrupted him?
i bet they could dress as them for Halloween, would be awesome
Why's Ari dressed like he's going to check your tickets before you ride Toy Story?
Ari with a mustache looks like the weird uncle who will start emotionally charged conversations about global conspiracies every Thanksgiving
That's just a person trying WAY to hard to be funny and different. Its actually pathetic
He looks like the kind of guy who would drug his friend with the wife and kids in the house. Oh, wait…
He looks like he’s 90 years old
Friggin Gold !!!
This happened to me when I was about 16 at my grandmother's house. My idiot cousins thought it was funny to put ex-lax in a brownie and give it to me. I almost made it to the toilet.
Jesus
That ol' G-shit still hits hard.
...and the thunder roles (on the carpet)
I consume YMH Garth content like it’s going out of style
Leave Garth alone. He's a national treasure
Tell us where the bodies are.
Stop...thank you...I'm crying
Oh, wow…finally, here comes the CEASE AND DESIST ORDER…this one’s a bit over the top (of the toilet rim).
This made my day.
Garth is like a robot that learned how to be human from another less human robot. Like HAL 9000 teaching chappie how to be a person.
‘If he loves his wife he’ll jump on that hand grenade’
🤣😆🤣😆🤣
‘It’s like a new pair of underwear… at first it’s constrictive- and then it becomes a part of you’
- Garth on murder
"Miss yearwooddddd!!! Get in here now!!!"
Garth has such a vacant stare. There is a cold killer behind those eyes.
Ari looks like budget Dallas Buyers Club
Garth has the fitted hat and icy eyes of a character from The Wire
The look on Trisha’s face is priceless
Ari’s moustache choice could net get any worse
TRISH. It feels like cheese, it’s running down my knees.
Ari’s mustache is worse than Garth Brooks
Ari looks like Matthew Mconoughjeyhi in Dallas buyers club
Ari's stache is pretty epic
:49 really looks like Tommy Buns 😂
Garth has Tommy’s laugh
I know exactly what happened because it happened to me. The pilot had a beef with GB and decided to pull a "zero grav maneuver" once he knew G was on the can. This sent him in into a floating shitscapade that he could have never anticipated. Fin.
Tom clean shaven, looks like Garth.
Cool stuff
Neat stuff
Slick stuff
TOP DOG would have an understandable explanation 🐐
The first casualty of fame is being humble
This is the best saga ever
I thought he cared about the environment why is he flying on a private jet See these people are hypocrites
And so cheap not to keep the jet clean
He brought a gallon of biodiesel up there to help
the hiv is really doing a number on Ari
And the thunder rolls
Stand up for Poostain..
From where I come from, The term "Have the day you deserve" is more of a wink and a nod at hoping you have the most shittiest day possible.
Tom’s jealousy of Garth Brooks is astounding
Garth got Schwifty😂
CALL TO ACTION!!!
All the Mommies and Jeans should send him a roll of toilet paper.
First off, I've never heard of "liquid double pipe". That was brand new to me. Secondly, hey... It's Ari... And he looks like Eggman after he got bariatric surgery.
🎯
Ari looks like Nigel Thornberry with that mustache lol.