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  • @JinjoJinjoJinjo
    @JinjoJinjoJinjo Рік тому +404

    I love how comedically loud the click of his mouse is

    • @SilentBlueByte
      @SilentBlueByte 19 днів тому +3

      it's been an entire year and NO ONE has replied to this???

    • @JinjoJinjoJinjo
      @JinjoJinjoJinjo 9 днів тому +1

      @MisterE1611 I am now a completely different person then when I posted this comment lol
      Thank you for noticing me, MisterE1611

    • @wyzolol
      @wyzolol 4 дні тому

      ​@JinjoJinjoJinjo🐸

    • @mrman9262
      @mrman9262 37 хвилин тому +1

      @JinjoJinjoJinjo nuh uh youre still jinjo jinjo jinjo

  • @Acidicstudios
    @Acidicstudios 4 роки тому +2943

    3 years later: Those children leveled up and spec'd into twitter users.

  • @AshyMuted
    @AshyMuted 4 роки тому +1498

    "Sonic came out 8 years after Mario" I'm so proud of him.

    • @TheMGMfan
      @TheMGMfan 3 роки тому +115

      What I find funny is that it isn't even true; that 8 years ago comment is likely referring to Mario Bros, which was released in 1983, but that’s not Mario's first appearance; that title, as anyone with a basic knowledge of video game history, i.e. 90% of the world population, can tell you, goes to 1981's Donkey Kong, so Mario first appeared 10 years before Sonic, which if anything makes his point more valid.

    • @yannatoko9898
      @yannatoko9898 3 роки тому +15

      Though of course he was called Jumpman then, but the same person I imagine (unlike DK, he is Cranky Kong really...).

    • @inactivepleasegoaway
      @inactivepleasegoaway 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheMGMfan didn't super mario bros come out in 1983 in japan because the famicom released two years earlier than the nes, or am i remembering wrong?

    • @TomWoop
      @TomWoop 3 роки тому +51

      Lol i like how nobody in these replies has gotten the joke yet. Hint: closet

    • @yannatoko9898
      @yannatoko9898 3 роки тому +2

      It was Mario Bros. that came out in '83. Super Mario Bros. came out in '85 everywhere. Different games; one of them isn't Super.

  • @Jon_Cyber
    @Jon_Cyber 7 років тому +2115

    "I curse to keep out the kids."
    That only attracts more of them.

    • @magma1264
      @magma1264 7 років тому +120

      only for them to complain about him cursing

    • @gocommitdie8653
      @gocommitdie8653 6 років тому +82

      @@magma1264 Even though they know that they have to be 13+ when they fake their ages.

    • @InvaderrZee
      @InvaderrZee 4 роки тому +20

      5 year old me would watch anything with cursing and not care

    • @notto5937
      @notto5937 4 роки тому +5

      Coppa

    • @MCopulos
      @MCopulos 4 роки тому +4

      I couldn't agree more!

  • @xtreamg5739
    @xtreamg5739 4 роки тому +1297

    As a nintendo fan, the fact that people got pissed that you sayed green sonic and pink sonic is histerical, we litteraly call luigi green mario as a joke

  • @her0966
    @her0966 4 роки тому +2109

    i love how he disliked his own video

    • @silviox8637
      @silviox8637 4 роки тому +50

      I do that too to my own videos.

    • @thetreyceratops
      @thetreyceratops 3 роки тому +95

      And kept liking troll comments
      Best example is 3:12

    • @craftah
      @craftah 3 роки тому +18

      @@silviox8637 im not surprised

    • @GameDevBurger
      @GameDevBurger 3 роки тому +1

      Same.

    • @Hynotama
      @Hynotama 3 роки тому +31

      That's a power move right there. He asserted dominance.

  • @KidPrarchord95
    @KidPrarchord95 7 років тому +496

    Woah woah woah, did you just say Knuckles didn't appear in a Sonic game until 1994? Then who was the little fox guy running around with him in Sonic 2, huh?!

    • @KidPrarchord95
      @KidPrarchord95 7 років тому +86

      Checkmate, Cyberass!

    • @Earthbadger
      @Earthbadger 7 років тому +15

      Ella Chan I can't tell if this is sarcastic XD

    • @jon-su8ic
      @jon-su8ic 7 років тому +85

      you IDIOT everyone knows that's sonics girlfriend amy

    • @TheKstrider
      @TheKstrider 7 років тому +33

      Of course!
      Cybershell must be an *ideot*

    • @HawkBreland
      @HawkBreland 7 років тому +12

      Alex Olmsted idk why but I found this fucking hysterical

  • @Nieveria
    @Nieveria 7 років тому +7527

    unrelated but i got in trouble for saying eggman nega as a kid

  • @JunnyBoy22
    @JunnyBoy22 4 роки тому +655

    “Mario isn’t fucking sonic”
    I couldn’t be the only one imagining some weird stuff

  • @gost4864
    @gost4864 7 років тому +412

    "You... You said.... SHIT?!"
    "That's right. I did say it, and I'll say it again." Glad I came back to this channel.

  • @Zoopgar
    @Zoopgar 4 роки тому +1042

    An hour and 55 minutes of children who dont understand sarcasm.

    • @onsynaptical
      @onsynaptical 4 роки тому +30

      None of children understand, lmao.

    • @bruh5073
      @bruh5073 3 роки тому +34

      @@onsynaptical children with disabilities*

    • @Vadim-Zヴァディム
      @Vadim-Zヴァディム 3 роки тому +23

      @@bruh5073 that's just rude

    • @angellara7040
      @angellara7040 3 роки тому +31

      @@Vadim-Zヴァディム if the shoe fits

    • @av.punk.801
      @av.punk.801 3 роки тому +14

      @@bruh5073 aaaand ya took it too far

  • @wooper2654
    @wooper2654 Рік тому +54

    Fun fact: You can see Alex Yard & Knuckles at 34:54, who would then go on to collaborate with Cybershell in a Sonic & Knuckles music theory video 5 years later.

    • @thecuph3adchannel773
      @thecuph3adchannel773 4 місяці тому

      🤯

    • @FreakoNek
      @FreakoNek 4 місяці тому +4

      He was also in the list of patreons for ages before he made his music theory videos

    • @wooper2654
      @wooper2654 3 місяці тому

      @@FreakoNek Oh yeahhhhh that's true I remember that now

  • @megazergling
    @megazergling 7 років тому +638

    I just watched a 2 hour video about hate comments. This will be the greatest story I tell my grandkids in 50 years thank you Cybershell.

    • @TheTC
      @TheTC 7 років тому +8

      I think watching this made my brain turn into some kind of thing that isn't a brain cuz I can't stop making shitty comments.
      This video is literally cancer.

    • @freddykrueger1699
      @freddykrueger1699 7 років тому +1

      megazergling holy crap I just noticed it was 2 hours O_o

    • @freddykrueger1699
      @freddykrueger1699 7 років тому +1

      How long......HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN WATCHING?!?!!???

    • @shay_playz
      @shay_playz 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheTC you are one of them now

    • @wolfsyncc
      @wolfsyncc 2 роки тому

      @@shay_playz that reply was 4 years ago man

  • @Crayin
    @Crayin 4 роки тому +2686

    "Sanic isn't canon."
    Sonic Movie: *Uno Reverse Card*

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 4 роки тому +81

      i almost caught him last night

    • @Sonictheoofhog4
      @Sonictheoofhog4 4 роки тому +28

      Also Sonic movie:Replaces sanic with Sonic. Everyone liked that.

    • @arekrekas213
      @arekrekas213 4 роки тому +24

      But the movie also isnt canon to the games

    • @maude7420
      @maude7420 4 роки тому +45

      Sonic Forces

    • @Sonictheoofhog4
      @Sonictheoofhog4 4 роки тому +3

      @@arekrekas213 the movie is another universe

  • @Churro8756
    @Churro8756 4 роки тому +272

    "Mario came 10 years because Sonic"
    "What? Gross, dude"
    Lmfao, I'm dead!

    • @joeyravioli
      @joeyravioli 5 місяців тому +3

      SAME 😭😭😭😭

  • @DragonGrl80
    @DragonGrl80 7 років тому +1624

    I watched all of this and honestly? This is the worst video I have ever seen, please make more

    • @WilliamAfton-hp3lz
      @WilliamAfton-hp3lz 7 років тому +7

      Foreveranonymous Lol

    • @M4rtyMcFly21
      @M4rtyMcFly21 7 років тому +3

      Foreveranonymous jajahajajaja

    • @DDjivan
      @DDjivan 7 років тому

      Nice one

    • @shaitet
      @shaitet 7 років тому +29

      Fuck you, we'll wait another 9 years.

    • @omarjislam
      @omarjislam 6 років тому

      Yeah wat tritnew said.

  • @manicthehedgehog983
    @manicthehedgehog983 7 років тому +702

    What's a Manic?, GREEN sonic is DEFINITELY the right name

  • @zanik2.054
    @zanik2.054 3 роки тому +214

    The fact he took nearly two hours to read comments and still being funny is amazing lol.

    • @null6592
      @null6592 3 роки тому +4

      That is enough to make those children shutup

    • @internettrash437
      @internettrash437 3 роки тому +1

      Well, not a bad way to waste your time

    • @null6592
      @null6592 3 роки тому +15

      @@internettrash437 better than playing sonic forces lol

    • @internettrash437
      @internettrash437 3 роки тому

      @@null6592 if they enjoy it, there's nothing wrong with it

    • @null6592
      @null6592 3 роки тому +5

      @@internettrash437 it might be enjoyable at some extent. But it is garbage compared to sonic unleashed
      And wtf $40 for a 2hours game?????

  • @shadowscissors_
    @shadowscissors_ 7 років тому +755

    The amount of incorrect usage of "your".

  • @willplaygames3407
    @willplaygames3407 4 роки тому +326

    27:41 "'Mario came 10 years because Sonic'... Gross dude!" I almost spat out my drink

    • @Vrabsher_-Supreme_Perhinther-
      @Vrabsher_-Supreme_Perhinther- 3 роки тому

      OH , SHUT UP !!!!!

    • @Bile_NG
      @Bile_NG 3 роки тому +9

      @@Vrabsher_-Supreme_Perhinther- open down

    • @talyllynn
      @talyllynn 3 роки тому +1

      @@Vrabsher_-Supreme_Perhinther- oh shut down

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 3 роки тому +5

      I dont know why people compare Mario and Sonic anymore. Its like comparing apples to peanuts

    • @ahumblepotato9801
      @ahumblepotato9801 3 роки тому +7

      @@hanezutchins2786 it's more like comparing apples to those shitty fruit gummies that taste like the factory they were made in

  • @Qosmoq
    @Qosmoq Рік тому +20

    Best video of all time, nothing will ever get better as this video that's like 2 hours about a grown man reading children's comments about top 10 sonics while he slowly loses his sanity, good video, 10/10, would listen to again

  • @JoeNeutrino
    @JoeNeutrino 4 роки тому +390

    This is why parents should supervize their children's internet use.

    • @Superkuzia15
      @Superkuzia15 3 роки тому +26

      but they don't. the parents may use a crappy app that "protects" kids, but it doesn't

    • @bernkastel7438
      @bernkastel7438 3 роки тому +3

      @@Superkuzia15 true

    • @inactivepleasegoaway
      @inactivepleasegoaway 3 роки тому +37

      screw age limits, websites need iq limits

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 3 роки тому +2

      @@inactivepleasegoaway IQ isn't an accurate measure of intelligence you dingus.

    • @ii_Eustace_xx
      @ii_Eustace_xx 3 роки тому +3

      @@cooldud7071 me standing outside your house with a flamethrower isn't a measure of intelligence you dingus

  • @FinesseFather
    @FinesseFather 7 років тому +966

    Did these kids not get the obvious joke? yikes...

    • @WorthlessWinner
      @WorthlessWinner 7 років тому +81

      how can you be capable of typing but not comprehending simple jokes?

    • @slnxc
      @slnxc 7 років тому +94

      Because they're never outside playing with other kids. And some of them are 35.

    • @dylancumberland8051
      @dylancumberland8051 7 років тому +35

      Jamison Whatley I'm literally 12, and I can tell that video is a pure meme fest. Can other people not?

    • @gonk446
      @gonk446 7 років тому +3

      Jamison Whatley Yeah what the hell, who would take that kind of statement seriously.

    • @BigBoss549
      @BigBoss549 7 років тому +8

      Dylan Cumberland An 8 year old can comprehend these jokes... lol.

  • @Vantaz
    @Vantaz 9 місяців тому +32

    There is something so magical about this video, it captures a special moment in time where kids were still technical enough to use youtube instead of just some app they got off of the app store on their iPad while still being dumb kids that are quick and easy to provoke. I feel like this has been kind of lost, kids these days if they are on youtube they are being heavily shepherded by the algorithm into watching 100m view videos, their attention span is so blown through that they don't leave comments at all just consume the next drip fed piece of content or are simply not using UA-cam at all and are doom scrolling TikTok
    Thanks for archiving a piece of my childhood :)

    • @electric_ajax
      @electric_ajax 8 місяців тому +5

      kids definitely still leave comments on videos

    • @tobin2.0
      @tobin2.0 7 місяців тому +3

      I blame the Jews

    • @Outta-hz1ej
      @Outta-hz1ej 5 місяців тому +3

      Not to mention there's a lot less obvious bots. Feels like there's some chat-gpt bot in every comment section these days engagement farming. Every person in this comment section is a real person with a life

    • @poleve5409
      @poleve5409 4 місяці тому +1

      they do comment just instead of something meaningful it's like... Comment template? They copy other comments with lots of like in hope of getting tons of likes.

    • @edvinisgaming3509
      @edvinisgaming3509 Місяць тому

      true, you can't really find stuff like this anymore

  • @Iinneus
    @Iinneus 7 років тому +517

    "Nobody watched this video! I'm literally talking to nobody!"
    ...That's a pretty high view count for 'nobody'...

    • @stalebread7116
      @stalebread7116 7 років тому +1

      Linneus PIKACHU

    • @stalebread7116
      @stalebread7116 7 років тому

      elite gaming PIKACHU

    • @Jerricoking
      @Jerricoking 7 років тому

      * Cough cough * more than 4,000 views

    • @user-jl7cz2pe6d
      @user-jl7cz2pe6d 6 років тому +2

      I didn't even know about this alt channel until literally just now.

    • @sonicexegameplays9378
      @sonicexegameplays9378 6 років тому +1

      Linneus ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND I’M FUCKING WATCHING

  • @touchly
    @touchly 7 років тому +301

    59:06 that made me laugh out loud holy shit. this should be a series

  • @Sovic91
    @Sovic91 3 роки тому +60

    Ah, yes. The time UA-cam used square profile pictures. I miss those.

  • @Brainulator9
    @Brainulator9 7 років тому +292

    8:41 That's me!

  • @Abomdosnow
    @Abomdosnow 7 років тому +974

    Self-Aware Autistic Man Tricks Unaware Autistic Children: Extended Cut

    • @sling-b
      @sling-b 7 років тому +85

      My favourite anime.

    • @rubberglovesandwich9889
      @rubberglovesandwich9889 6 років тому +22

      Sling Blue-Eyes Wish they made a season 2.

    • @VictorCN
      @VictorCN 6 років тому +22

      Director's cut

    • @snootboi6988
      @snootboi6988 5 років тому +19

      Featuring Dante from the 'Devil May Cry' series

    • @pass_
      @pass_ 5 років тому +10

      NEW FUNKY MODE

  • @StainedGlassLamp
    @StainedGlassLamp 4 роки тому +49

    The way he says "bad" at 52:24 cracks me up SO much

  • @josh1234567892
    @josh1234567892 7 років тому +279

    maybe taking jokes seriously became a meme and you're just getting trolled on a whole new level

    • @numbers5124
      @numbers5124 4 роки тому +32

      you're comment is a meme and you're triple trolling him

    • @chickenalfredo4193
      @chickenalfredo4193 4 роки тому +21

      You're reply is a meme and you're quadruple trolling him

    • @lunarfloure
      @lunarfloure 4 роки тому +4

      Chicken Alfredo 5 troll AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @chickenalfredo4193
      @chickenalfredo4193 4 роки тому +1

      I shall keep it at 69 likes until somebody is stupid enough to get an Idea from this reply and makes it past 69.

    • @numbers5124
      @numbers5124 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheDream64 trolled

  • @AK-lg8fj
    @AK-lg8fj 7 років тому +281

    All these kids complaining about swearing. I don't get it. When I was a kid we loved to swear when adults couldn't hear us.

    • @igeljaeger
      @igeljaeger 7 років тому +49

      they have a mental illness which starts with "a" and ends with "ism"

    • @MahNamJeff
      @MahNamJeff 7 років тому +25

      i have it and i dont complain
      am i a rare breed

    • @ghosthuntermike2592
      @ghosthuntermike2592 7 років тому +26

      RoamingRobert16 No, you are a rare bread.

    • @isosk1229
      @isosk1229 7 років тому +21

      Ghost Hunter Mike yes, he is, in fact, a rare garlic bread

    • @thebluem713
      @thebluem713 6 років тому +2

      That’s the spirit of f*cking swearing.

  • @kraken6061
    @kraken6061 3 роки тому +39

    "Say yes if you want to get laid"
    -Spongebob

  • @blockfrog
    @blockfrog 7 років тому +289

    Everyone knows that mario has been around since the 1700s so that means he predates sonic by 15 days. BUT... the sonic parade float was SECRETLY made by nintendo. Everyone should know this because these are true facts that were published by sega back in 2029.

    • @sahaf346
      @sahaf346 7 років тому +15

      did you also know that the world ended in 2012?

    • @Dragonbreaker13
      @Dragonbreaker13 7 років тому +1

      syed cheeselover Those were the bad days...

    • @Lunchbox20777
      @Lunchbox20777 7 років тому

      So Mario came out 300 years ago

    • @derpy4236
      @derpy4236 7 років тому +1

      great now people in the future will see this and think that this is true -_- xD

    • @BananaMana69
      @BananaMana69 7 років тому +5

      Oh yes. I actually remember reading in a 2020 issue of Sega Power that Nintendo intentionally sabotaged the Sonic Balloon.

  • @churupinha3510
    @churupinha3510 4 роки тому +289

    How the hell do you get a girlfriend from playing Mario Kart

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 роки тому +45

      you just do

    • @sethstoll8525
      @sethstoll8525 4 роки тому +129

      How the hell do you get an unwanted pregnancy from Sonic R

    • @adrastea7097
      @adrastea7097 4 роки тому +16

      Seth Stoll Sonic R and Chill

    • @Tank2go
      @Tank2go 4 роки тому +7

      That's why I dislike Alex clark

    • @natesinternetcorner6800
      @natesinternetcorner6800 4 роки тому

      Watch the "i got a girlfriend from playing mario kart" it makes much more sense

  • @tiffanyhill-anding8891
    @tiffanyhill-anding8891 4 роки тому +85

    1:43 I loved how you can tell its a 10 year old who just learned swearing and is now cussing like a sailor

    • @talyllynn
      @talyllynn 3 роки тому +5

      sailor mouth be like

    • @Nightborger09
      @Nightborger09 3 роки тому +3

      not a 10 year old. It's a 1 year old.

  • @empiar5481
    @empiar5481 7 років тому +200

    People don't understand jokes.

    • @o92n79
      @o92n79 5 років тому +2

      @@Vi014 im 12 and I understand it :/

    • @o92n79
      @o92n79 5 років тому

      ngl

    • @FlowPlex
      @FlowPlex 4 роки тому

      @@o92n79 you.... shouldn't be on youtube then :/
      EDIT: I shouldn't even be on -this planet- UA-cam, but I am.

    • @fezaifezai5884
      @fezaifezai5884 4 роки тому +1

      @@FlowPlex Im 12 too mate:)

    • @FlowPlex
      @FlowPlex 4 роки тому +1

      @@fezaifezai5884 Actually same here, but I'm turning 13 soon.

  • @TheMagnumDon
    @TheMagnumDon 4 роки тому +119

    Sonic 06 is the best game in existence because of Sonicman, if Sonicman never existed the hate sonic 06 gets is well deserved

    • @Superkuzia15
      @Superkuzia15 3 роки тому +2

      great. sonic might make sonic 06 2

    • @TheMagnumDon
      @TheMagnumDon 3 роки тому +7

      @@Superkuzia15 you mean Sonicman will make Sonic 06 2?
      Sonicman is the creator of everything afterall

    • @TheMagnumDon
      @TheMagnumDon 3 роки тому +5

      @@Superkuzia15 Sonicman knows all your sins,
      _repent_ *_now_*

    • @alexkubrat3868
      @alexkubrat3868 3 роки тому

      SonicMan maybe is in a parallel universe, but he is still getting closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and...

    • @TheMagnumDon
      @TheMagnumDon 3 роки тому +2

      @@alexkubrat3868 Repent,
      God Emperor Sonicman is coming

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion Рік тому +70

    The fact that these humans are now adults and could be nearby scares the life out of me.

    • @lucymorrison
      @lucymorrison Рік тому +13

      They’re probably normal ass people but I’d hate to have the stain of posting youtube comments like this on my psyche lol

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion Рік тому +3

      @@lucymorrison the Overton Window very much applies to what you think of as “normal” behavior for today’s average adult.

    • @ashtimbog
      @ashtimbog 9 місяців тому +11

      I was one of these people commenting shit like this. Once you get over the embarrassment they're the funniest things to read ever

    • @the-golden-duck
      @the-golden-duck 7 місяців тому +2

      @@OneBiasedOpinion I love how braindead this response is

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 7 місяців тому +1

      @@the-golden-duck interesting. You had nothing valuable to say, yet you decided to make baseless insults instead of moving on.
      I suspect you may be a prime example of what this entire thread was talking about.

  • @kingdededelicious
    @kingdededelicious 4 роки тому +66

    1:00:07 Clearly, this kid's comment transcended the mortal plane and became quantum; being able to truly understand the joke and not get it simultaneously.

  • @meteoraa00
    @meteoraa00 5 років тому +417

    "when I was born, sonic games were made"
    *kids who were born in 2006* 𝘴𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘧𝘢𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘴

    • @thetreyceratops
      @thetreyceratops 4 роки тому +12

      Kids born 1990 and before, as well as 2015, 2016, 2018 and possibly 2020 *sad noises*

    • @ragingthesquid5614
      @ragingthesquid5614 4 роки тому +1

      😔

    • @JoSephGD
      @JoSephGD 4 роки тому +18

      As a 2006-er, this hit me hard.

    • @meteoraa00
      @meteoraa00 4 роки тому +2

      @@JoSephGD Me too man. Me too.

    • @moparboi420rochr8
      @moparboi420rochr8 4 роки тому +1

      @@thetreyceratops Ah fuck.

  • @AKablalik
    @AKablalik 3 місяці тому +11

    I remember that one time when an IGN employee said that “Mario was never good,”and the Internet just collectively agreed with that statement for some reason.

    • @ghostyc04
      @ghostyc04 9 днів тому

      Man, can't forget when they gave "Mario Unleashed" 4/10

    • @AKablalik
      @AKablalik 4 дні тому

      @@ghostyc04​​⁠ And that one ign review of Mario Generations, where they no joke, say that, “They’re’s only so many times you can hear Gusty Garden Galaxy before you want to kill yourself.”

  • @FunSizedDragon
    @FunSizedDragon 7 років тому +126

    So is sarcasm lost on 12-year-olds and manchildren?

    • @wildcard13294
      @wildcard13294 7 років тому +16

      No I'm a 12 year old and sarcasm isn't lost on me.... or is it? Is this sarcasm? What is sarcasm? I'm offended by this comment. I'm reporting you ya big meanie. I'm going to go cry in my pillow now. I can't take the internet making fun of me anymore. I hate people who insult 12 year olds. Even if they are stupid little fucks that ruin anything they touch or breathe on. I'm triggered and now I am going to go tell on you to my parents so they can punish you.
      okay my joke wasn't great but give me some credit!

    • @myuqiyoubitch
      @myuqiyoubitch 5 років тому +3

      @@wildcard13294 yeah it wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst either even though I have heard better jokes I kind of liked it, it wasn't enough to make me chuckle but it was enough to make me slightly smile.
      You are probably wondering what I am doing here waiting for the lore master to come back of course.

    • @PotatoSoupThe64th
      @PotatoSoupThe64th 5 років тому +6

      @@wildcard13294 Here, have this "You Tried" star, you earned it
      ⭐️

    • @ahrichards5241
      @ahrichards5241 4 роки тому +1

      Highly autistic ones

    • @NintendoPsycho
      @NintendoPsycho 4 роки тому +1

      Yes... And vagina.

  • @anactualplant9574
    @anactualplant9574 4 роки тому +94

    I watch about 15 mins of this video everyday. I’ll finish it eventually

    • @viddo3k253
      @viddo3k253 4 роки тому +1

      good luck man, take a shot after every session or bleach your eyes cuz my god, these kids

    • @anactualplant9574
      @anactualplant9574 4 роки тому +10

      @@viddo3k253 update: I finally finished. No bleach needed. The comments were pretty bad but it’s hard to even cringe when I remember that it’s mostly 8 year old autistic children

    • @thetreyceratops
      @thetreyceratops Рік тому +6

      Did you ever finish

    • @anactualplant9574
      @anactualplant9574 Рік тому +7

      @@thetreyceratops yep! It was worth it

    • @bill-bath9621
      @bill-bath9621 9 місяців тому

      @@anactualplant9574glad you kept your promise

  • @chrOmawa
    @chrOmawa 2 роки тому +8

    this video is so good, I love returning to it every year and just listening to it in the background, better than any podcast or whatever.

  • @williamemami3507
    @williamemami3507 7 років тому +160

    It's so sad to see that so many kids failed to comprehend the beauty of your video.

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 7 років тому +7

      William Emami Or shouldn't be on the internet all but, I blame their stupid parents.

    • @classicsonic9080
      @classicsonic9080 7 років тому +1

      People don't what is a joke

    • @CaptMono
      @CaptMono 7 років тому +4

      Agreed. My generation is fucking braindead.

    • @youcalled133
      @youcalled133 6 років тому

      Captain Monochrome did you actually get to think about that fact that they could be ignorant kids?

    • @Smogfellows
      @Smogfellows 6 років тому +3

      Captain Monochrome Agreed, my generation is retarded, I’m a fetus, and I watch Niel DeGrasse Tyson for 29,99999997738 hours a day.

  • @SadieCrisp
    @SadieCrisp 4 роки тому +88

    Oh my god at 46:30 the comment he reads is one of my friends. I’m sure my friend was probably joking but I can’t wait to talk to him about this, he has no idea. it absolutely blows my mind that it had to be him.

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 роки тому

      pFFFFT

    • @madeus976
      @madeus976 4 роки тому

      Wut was ur friend's reaction?

    • @SadieCrisp
      @SadieCrisp 4 роки тому +21

      @•Madeus • He thought it was funny but he said he doesn’t remember making the comment.

    • @madeus976
      @madeus976 4 роки тому +1

      @@SadieCrisp lmao nice

    • @MilkIsTheOne
      @MilkIsTheOne 4 роки тому +1

      @@SadieCrisp What an madlad.

  • @mythosinfinite6736
    @mythosinfinite6736 3 роки тому +67

    After seeing too many single-celled organisms leaving comments that sound like an alien's first attempt at human communication, this is nothing but pure catharsis

    • @A_Toaster
      @A_Toaster 3 роки тому +6

      Who the fuck has cells anymore, cringe become inanimate

    • @D00DM00D
      @D00DM00D 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @popular_dollars
    @popular_dollars 4 роки тому +127

    "doesnt matter what situation: if there's a blue team, that's me"
    cybershell votes democrat confirmed

    • @pukewave69
      @pukewave69 3 роки тому +1

      So he's with Tex, Caboose, Church, and Tucker?

    • @popular_dollars
      @popular_dollars 3 роки тому +6

      @@pukewave69 who?

    • @pukewave69
      @pukewave69 3 роки тому +1

      @@popular_dollars oh no
      somebody dont get the reference

    • @crimsonrayquaza46
      @crimsonrayquaza46 3 роки тому +6

      @@pukewave69 Then tell us the reference

    • @quinndaniels1928
      @quinndaniels1928 2 роки тому +3

      @@crimsonrayquaza46 look up the show "Red vs Blue". It's made by Rooster Teeth and it's basically a macinima show based on the Halo games. It's got like 15 seasons or something like that.

  • @Draster999
    @Draster999 7 років тому +75

    51:29 If he would have looked them up on deviantart, the true winner would have been revealed.

  • @normalichu
    @normalichu 2 роки тому +24

    01:20:47
    Oh my God, those comments in spanish are so funny, like, the first one is saying "This is very cool but I didn't understand anything because it's in english"...
    But the other one is just like "Speak spanish you dumbass".

  • @SphericalCube7
    @SphericalCube7 7 років тому +41

    "I don't have time to read all these comments"
    length of video: almost 2 hours

  • @thebrainnameditself9530
    @thebrainnameditself9530 5 років тому +34

    27:45 I actually love how one can take grammar errors and use it in a way that would gross one out in a clever way

  • @tacticalgemini
    @tacticalgemini 4 роки тому +21

    Whenever kids try to cuss at me, it makes the phrase " so dumb, its funny " come to life

  • @mentalmidgets6933
    @mentalmidgets6933 6 років тому +31

    2:06 "Am I the only one who likes Sonic 06- yes."

  • @no-relic
    @no-relic 7 років тому +19

    "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?
    Yes, but irrelevant."

  • @astoocities
    @astoocities Рік тому +16

    beautiful era of youtube comments man

  • @AndorianBlues
    @AndorianBlues 6 років тому +40

    So starved for new Cybershell content that I'm watching this for the third time
    Cybershell please come back in less than 9 years this time

  • @icemen64
    @icemen64 3 роки тому +34

    Some of my favorite moments that i'm writing so i can just rewatch them easily:
    -12:50
    -37:47
    -58:10
    -1:21:12
    -1:37:23
    -1:47:48
    -1:49:26

  • @12DAMDO
    @12DAMDO Місяць тому +7

    actually both Mario and Sonic are stolen from Smash Bros, which is a spinoff of Nickelodeon All Stars Brawl, which is the sequel to Hello Kitty Island Adventure

    • @EchidnaSharp
      @EchidnaSharp Місяць тому

      True

    • @rocioquest
      @rocioquest Місяць тому

      This is a very common misconception - you see, Nickelodeon All Stars Brawl is a Chinese Knock-off of Hello Kitty Island Adventure, I don't see why people still make this very blatant mistake to this day.

  • @supernova0513
    @supernova0513 Рік тому +6

    I fell asleep to this last night. This is some good ASMR.

  • @yourpalmax6681
    @yourpalmax6681 3 роки тому +9

    This video is the best 2-hour condom commercial of all time.

  • @jackgibsonfirstalt
    @jackgibsonfirstalt 4 роки тому +153

    My list:
    10) Sonic 3
    9) Sonic 3
    8) Sonic 3
    7) Sonic 3
    6) Sonic 3
    5) Sonic 3
    4) Sonic & Knuckles
    3) Sonic 3 & Knuckles
    2) Sonic 3 Complete
    1) Sonic 3 & Knuckles Angel Island Revisited (AIR)

    • @viddo3k253
      @viddo3k253 4 роки тому +2

      You're an absolute legend man, even if i'd put sonic & knux as 2 and S3&K as 1

    • @DRpotatoYT
      @DRpotatoYT 4 роки тому +7

      Top 5 classics
      5: Sonic CD
      4: Sonic 1
      3: Sonic 2
      2: Sonic 3
      1: Sonic 3 & Knuckles

    • @slfk7452
      @slfk7452 4 роки тому +1

      I think sonic osix is the best game

    • @lonk_skonk
      @lonk_skonk 4 роки тому +5

      @@DRpotatoYT cool but your opinion is wrong

    • @DRpotatoYT
      @DRpotatoYT 4 роки тому +5

      @@lonk_skonk that's why it's called an opinion. There is no right or wrong answer... especially in a video game series' case

  • @Draster999
    @Draster999 7 років тому +35

    24:41 correction:
    It says that Mario was the first idiot.

    • @xrn769
      @xrn769 7 років тому

      Draster ua-cam.com/video/zd8JaDcqTcI/v-deo.html

  • @werewook
    @werewook 3 роки тому +70

    1:47:55 This hyena-ass laugh gives me life

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 3 роки тому +10

      What a glorious time stamp

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 2 роки тому +7

      Revisiting this video and eventually this comment i can atest to it again, absolutely magestic cackle

    • @BigBoss549
      @BigBoss549 Рік тому +3

      The fuck your dreams part is so random I can see why he laughed like that 😂

  • @goshator
    @goshator 6 місяців тому +5

    1:23:46 what he actually says actually translates to "THIS IS AWESOME". After 7 years you can finally sleep in peace knowing that guy wasn't actually pissed

  • @jellydonut8774
    @jellydonut8774 6 років тому +125

    21:08 is the pinned comment

  • @citrine6959
    @citrine6959 4 роки тому +47

    3:19
    Obviously anyone with a Sans profile picture is automatically under the age of ten.

    • @RazirTheShark
      @RazirTheShark 3 роки тому +10

      I dont hate undertale but that is really true

    • @ninecircles3277
      @ninecircles3277 3 роки тому +3

      Without a doubt.

    • @TheMagnumDon
      @TheMagnumDon 3 роки тому +12

      so if i change my pfp i can go back to the 5th grade?

    • @novicenoobtube450
      @novicenoobtube450 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheMagnumDon yes

    • @bernkastel7438
      @bernkastel7438 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheMagnumDon you found the secret to time travel

  • @thattimestampguy
    @thattimestampguy 4 роки тому +24

    This was shot over 2 years ago, but it feels like it came out yesterday. (I'm glad this video founds its way to my attention)
    59:30 MARIO IS BETTER THAN SONIC!
    1:05:43 Get some self-esteem in your life
    1:19:49 Sonic is coping
    1:21:10 IQ of 109
    1:28:00 No Bull Suits Here!
    1:31:20 Smash that Dislike Buttom
    1:33:05 Mario is the Sonic of "His World"

  • @emmetth3726
    @emmetth3726 6 років тому +37

    Cybershell, I don't know if you're still alive but just know that you're able to make reading UA-cam comments beyond enjoyable means you have something special. Thanks for making anything from commentary on Commentary, telling everyone you're not going to do a video from 9 years ago, slowrunning Sonic Adventure or reading UA-cam comments. You're a legend

  • @benjaminjackson8663
    @benjaminjackson8663 7 місяців тому +8

    Seeing how much nicer the UA-cam UI was just 6 years ago made me sad

    • @somerandomuser3465
      @somerandomuser3465 4 місяці тому

      Fr. These kids are atleast thought not to swear every second

  • @silviox8637
    @silviox8637 4 роки тому +116

    "Sonic Is a ripoff of Mario"
    this like comparing Minecraft with Pong, you can't just do that.

    • @TheRegularMuiGoku
      @TheRegularMuiGoku 4 роки тому +10

      Ikr? If you look at it, sonics creation had nothing to do with mario. These fanboys are sick.

    • @TheRegularMuiGoku
      @TheRegularMuiGoku 4 роки тому +3

      @Grobo Slazly I agree, and before that, he was called Mr needlemouse. So yeah.

    • @classic-csc
      @classic-csc 4 роки тому +5

      Bruh he said it was a joke can you not understand?

    • @Jester4460
      @Jester4460 4 роки тому +3

      Or doom to all fps games

    • @pokeryys5982
      @pokeryys5982 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheRegularMuiGokudid you watch the video he said it was a joke bruh

  • @BenBridges
    @BenBridges 7 років тому +50

    This guy is a fucking god. 2 hours of this shit, now that's commitment.

  • @dm_mighty
    @dm_mighty 6 місяців тому +7

    I think the one guy called Brain Griffin was the funniest part of the video

  • @Hynotama
    @Hynotama 3 роки тому +13

    I'm more shocked to see UA-cam with square avatars.

  • @gaminggaming-tg8ut
    @gaminggaming-tg8ut 4 роки тому +36

    I figured it out
    He was gone for so long because Elijah Webster came to his house and beat him up because he wouldn't stop swearing, putting him in a coma

  • @TheMGMfan
    @TheMGMfan 3 роки тому +6

    6:19 I love how the way this comment is phrased implies that the middle is a matter of TF1 vs. TF2; it’s probably pointing out how both Team Fortress games are literally Red vs. Blue, but the rest are a vs. b, but they use and instead of vs., so it makes it seem like the same is true when they mention the Team Fortress games.

  • @ShroomyDoesStuff
    @ShroomyDoesStuff Рік тому +6

    6 years later, still barely anyone can take a joke.

  • @TheDiego908
    @TheDiego908 3 роки тому +15

    "Bunch of poops, then sad crying faces and then demon faces."
    Binding of Isaac spoilers without context

    • @GabrielAidley
      @GabrielAidley 2 роки тому +1

      In case anyone was curious, the timestamp for this is at 48:16

  • @hengky7778
    @hengky7778 4 роки тому +9

    2017 : Reading thousands of angry comments
    2025 : Reading millions of angry comments

  • @cibby6155
    @cibby6155 3 роки тому +9

    this is literally "r/woooosh: the movie"

  • @anthonygonzalez6841
    @anthonygonzalez6841 4 роки тому +20

    Legend says he’s still reading to this day

  • @awesome1232324
    @awesome1232324 7 років тому +58

    so how's that sonic 3 bonus vid comin up?

    • @solracv8528
      @solracv8528 7 років тому +2

      how to make an account Cancer edition no

    • @gaynerdsfighting
      @gaynerdsfighting 6 років тому +1

      Pretty sure the channel Gyakusatsushell made a sonic 3 bonus video, what we really need is a sonic eraser bonus video!

    • @metalgrateeater
      @metalgrateeater 6 років тому

      Hello I am from the future and your in sonic 3 bonus vid saying: "so hows that sonic bonus vid comin up?"
      -p.s yes the vid did come out

    • @lillianreyes6868
      @lillianreyes6868 4 роки тому

      Never

    • @somerandomuser3465
      @somerandomuser3465 4 роки тому

      @@metalgrateeater no your not from the future

  • @indigobird3454
    @indigobird3454 3 роки тому +44

    Are people dumb, he literally put images of Mario but sonic style and vise versa, and people still didn't understand his sarcasm!?

    • @ftl_ow
      @ftl_ow 3 роки тому

      I disagree

    • @Dickmoreanus1
      @Dickmoreanus1 3 роки тому

      peope are not dumb
      🥲

    • @h0ptk830
      @h0ptk830 3 роки тому

      @@Dickmoreanus1 yes they r

  • @thomasgamingbrother4342
    @thomasgamingbrother4342 3 роки тому +9

    I cannot believe people misunderstand sarcasm so well. It’s almost skillful.

  • @plaguis1391
    @plaguis1391 3 роки тому +21

    Now this is truly Cyber's hell

  • @tacocats2244
    @tacocats2244 3 роки тому +15

    8:02 back when ppl thought Sonic Unleashed wasn't good

  • @joeyravioli
    @joeyravioli 5 місяців тому +5

    "Mario came 10 years because Sonic" IM DEAD

  • @dsdom2
    @dsdom2 7 років тому +60

    is mario shadow sonic

  • @Ty-eq1kt
    @Ty-eq1kt 6 днів тому +3

    the old UA-cam UI gave me whiplash

  • @mlm4233
    @mlm4233 4 роки тому +14

    “Not gonna lie you said sonic was 1st when Mario was 1st and now sonic is 3rd”

  • @theworthysoul
    @theworthysoul 5 років тому +24

    Also Sanic can be considered official;
    • Sega noticed the meme
    • The official Sonic Instagram, Twitter and other social media posted references to Sanic or even funny videos or pictures about him.
    • Sonic Forces has a free DLC for 3 different coloured Sanic T-shirts for the Avatar.
    I do like your videos though 😉

    • @Ericson7Official
      @Ericson7Official 3 роки тому +1

      And Sanic was literally in the Sonic MOVIE.

    • @soniccreephog1819
      @soniccreephog1819 3 роки тому

      @@Ericson7Official all of those events happened a long while after this video released

    • @camorangergaming5559
      @camorangergaming5559 3 роки тому

      @@soniccreephog1819 no mario released first dumbass

    • @soniccreephog1819
      @soniccreephog1819 3 роки тому

      @@camorangergaming5559 Wtf did I say have to do with Mario's release?!

    • @camorangergaming5559
      @camorangergaming5559 3 роки тому

      @@soniccreephog1819 idk just seemed like you weren't aware of this fact and I wanted to inform you

  • @hanezutchins2786
    @hanezutchins2786 2 роки тому +2

    This is one of my favorite videos to come back to

  • @imdylllan
    @imdylllan 4 роки тому +6

    " are you high? "
    " *yes but irrelevant* "

  • @faded5886
    @faded5886 6 місяців тому +5

    I just realized you can see that cybershell literally disliked his own video

  • @FZuloaga
    @FZuloaga 3 роки тому +4

    Dude, you're amazing. That's how everybody should manage haters.

  • @frogwithafez3977
    @frogwithafez3977 3 роки тому +19

    This video is a fucking time capsule

  • @feIon
    @feIon 3 роки тому +7

    this couldve been a 10 hour video and i still would have watched it all

  • @memorablehandle
    @memorablehandle 3 роки тому +2

    I'm not even a minute in, and I'm fanning away tears. TEARS

  • @techni1766
    @techni1766 7 років тому +51

    You see this is what happens when everything that could paaaaawsibly go wrong does.

    • @irinayukor
      @irinayukor 7 років тому

      Electrastorm+ Are you Bubsy?

    • @VikingCrafterMen
      @VikingCrafterMen 7 років тому +3

      A bubsy reference comment, on a comment reading video, about a video about 10 sonics.