if Apple Watch commercials were honest
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- Опубліковано 12 січ 2020
- What Apple doesn't want to tell us about the Apple Watch....
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First
And hi rob
how about the Apple iEat
Second
Wait so u make a video about how shitty apple watches r, then u do a giveaway of them on the same video??😂😂😂👌🏻
Edit: Tnx for 100 likes
The fake gagging was so convincing at had to pause for a moment.
Same
how do you know it was fake HUH
LMAO RIGHT
I almost puked
the noise triggers me to be grossed out for awhile had to pause
“With its small, easy to break, hard to use, same design”
*”ITS TAKEN THE WORLD BY STORM”*
😂😂 LMAO
Good job,you watched the first few seconds of the video
Yup!!!
Ayy I’m the thousand like
Literally
When he said "I never thought I would be looking into my watch and asking it for the time" I LOST it 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂i guess thats what makes you cool
😂😂
Do people actually do that?
@@UXSpecialistNo, no they don’t. Just like the rest of this video. Dude just pulled content out of his ass with zero regards to whether any of this shit even remotely reflects reality. It’s a shitty attempt to take a dump on Apple when you have no real argument. I mean there are legitimate reasons why one could shit on Apple but this pathetic attempt at comedy wasn’t it.
😂😂😂😂
There is a new edition of the Apple Watch called “SE”. I was at the store the other day and asked the Apple employee, “What is the difference between the series 6 and the SE edition?” And he replied “It’s more expensive”. I’m dying inside
Brooo hahaha the processor, blood oxigen sensor, ECG Sensor and always im display
@@jeanmichaelarchbold4446 U have to be 18 to use the blood o2 and 22 for the ecg so anyone under that age may as well go for the se
@@groovydiphenhydramine9707 I got the SE and I’m under 22 :)
@@jastheartist1563 congrats
SE means So Expensive.
"Now let's talk about battery life"
Me:Very bold of you to assume it even had a life
More like battery death.
Sling shit
LOL
Ok
ok
Rob: The apple watch is useless.
Also Rob: APPLE WATCH GIVEAWAY TIME!!!
Because it's useless 😂
The true essence.
That's the joke
Well it is a giveaway
Bcz its useless
Me, getting this recommended one day after I bought an applewatch: 👁👄👁
Same 😬
Apple sucks man why would you do such a thing
lmaoo samee
Don’t take it to heart, just a schmuck that is looking for views.
@@ZFKATNBADGER40 what did he do to you...
“So sorry for all of you who use andrOI-🤢”
Just say
“Andr- -oid.”
Just pause in the middle
So sorry for all of you who watch this video while eating.
@@techcube7291 I did 💀
😂😂 best line ever!
All of us: “lol damn he’s so right”
*everyone still enters the giveaway*
i mean, free shit is free shit lol
kadisonmay battery isn’t even bad
sucks only for how much you paid for it
I can't be bothered, but if I did do it and win it; I'd sell it.
Ye most of us are just jelouse even me
“I thought we charged it. It’s completely dead”
That might be just a you thing lol
7 N u got 911 like xD their coming to you
My iphone all the time.... Gotta change for something better, samsungs maybe oof
Like my brain cells when I start an exam
@Lil Kabob shut up just flexing
Rob: *roasts apple watch*
also Rob: Do you want to win a brand new Apple Watch!?
Lol
He's probably trying to get rid of them. 😂
Me waiting for my Apple Watch in the mail 🤣🤣🤣
Update 2 weeks later: I really love my watch you guys 😂😂
Same 😂
I’m a couple weeks into the experience myself and it definitely wasn’t a waste of money.
I like my notifications on my wrist, changing and controlling what’s playing in my AirPods . Navigation is easier cause I can tell what direction I’m going instead of having to guess with the arrow on google maps and it makes turn by turn navigation easier if you’re on a bike or board
And the new one u can use as phone as well …❤
This was a great thread
Yeah it’s more easy to know the time with your phone rather than wasting money
“An apple product a year makes your money disappear”
Apparently not to iJustine
*lol*
@@ygbot1767 Fr LOL
No it’s an apple a day makes your money go away
@@sourspice2472 It's an apple a day keeps the happiness away...
Rob: proceeds to diss Apple.
“Gives away Apple products at the end of the video.”
Almost Here no Nintendo
probably the products he bought for the video itself
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ikr
Squangel Nutz in the comments it litterally says free Apple Watch givaway
I literally saw this after I put it
"To be fair I did use it for the first week and I quickly realized how much easier it is to just use my phone." I wish I didn't relate to this the way I do lol
Right… I feel like a real sucker!!😂😂😂
Bro the sound quality on the call had me in tears bro. This channel is the place where Apple and Android users make fun of each others phone and laugh it off lmao.
I've told you several times, "An apple a year makes your money disappear."
Me to apple is So expensive
It should be..."an apple a day keeps the doctor away cz u can't afford a doctor no more"
@@umersial8576 an apple a day keeps the doctorate degree away because you are too busy procrastinating on your phone
@@allielee Why would u say something so controversial yet so brave
its not that bad an iphone 8 is $200 which isn't a lot
“With its small, hard to use, easy to break, same design” I died
Its not small, its not hard to use And if its easy to brake, buy a screen protector or a bumper case. Same design is true.
@@camelvandiepen8280 who's gonna buy a case for their watch
@@camelvandiepen8280 hey apple brainwashed sheep
Applesauce I am the one k liker on your comment
Same 11 seconds of the video i already have a tomb stone🤣
I felt like he was going to literally throw up every time he said Android
Same lol
I couldn't control my laughter when he said, "I never thought I would be looking into my watch and asking it for the time" 😂🤣 hahahahaha
"Now let's talk about the battery life"
*"It SUCKS!"*
It sucks more than a porn star.... What?
Still better than mk smarteatches
30-5% in 3 mins
i dont think so, my apple watch is really durable
Maybe not have a series 1
"As long as there is an idiot to buy, there will be people selling" - Plato
nice english
Big Smoke yeah😂😂😂
@@bigsmoke1787 is that a cool guy from England?
Big Smoke I understood what he was trying to say...
Nice engrish
Imagine a guy who roasts apple watch for 6 minutes, then he says there is an apple watch as give away
Well he gotta get rid of the ones he bought for the video somehow.
Well he gotta get rid of the ones he bought for the video somehow.
An Apple Watch saved my granddads life. It said he had a problem with his heart and rushed to the hospital the doctor said he was having bad heart problems that it could cause a heart attack. He is now doing amazing and very grateful for his watch ❤️❤️❤️❤️
"Isnt it the same shit?"
"Yes, but this time its a little bit more expensive"
@@jaysmirh4837 no
@@jaysmirh4837 no
@@jaysmirh4837 no
@Jay Smirh no
@@jaysmirh4837 no
“We can literally end global warming.”
“But why would we do such a thing, that’s so off brand for us. We’re too busy making products we’ve already made before.”
Every multimillionaire and billionaire on the planet
That is an incorrect hypothesis. Try again and learn from your mistakes.
roses are red
violets are blue
your comment is usless
because i watch the damn video
@@123Arcticable facepalm*
lennyface:3 I make short comedy skits 🙏🏽🙏🏽
"We are too busy making products we already made before" hilarious 😂😂😂
this is a funny, sarcastic, and stabbingly true message about the Apple Watch. You rock, dude! Keep us reminded.
None of these are particularly true at all 😂
@@DaRealFox_XDKeep telling yourself that.
Everyone: isn't this just the same thing?
Apple: *well yes, but actually no*
Apple: well no, but actually yes
Copied comment
No because it has one extra dot on the screen
@@PorterRussell970 I haven't even seen someone comment that on this video yet
PIRATETHEDOG 111 ikr it’s annoying
"Hi, my name is Rob Jobs."
That gets me all the time.
Ikr
Robbing jobs
😅
Then you must be fucking 4 cuz this shit ain’t funny
Ik 😂
"we´re too busy making products we´ve already made before..."
kkkkkkkk
Let me guess, you randomly stumbled on his video and now u watching more and more, not in full screen, laying kn ur bed, and reading my comment 🙃
Yes bro
How you know😄
Are you in my room 😄
im reporting you stalker
Lmao it’s true I was originally watching destiny content & now I’m watching his videos 😂😂😂😂😂
"Makes fun of apple watches"
"GIVEAWAY TIME"
Copy
They’re so bad that a giveaway is worse than free money
@@zephyrguardian4502 than*
Thats the reason dude, its just shit so you just give it away instead of keeping it, clever marketing... marketing would be nothing if there werent those dumb apple users xDDD
@@duruldavrasl5748 Grammar nazi english isn't even my first language cut me some slack
I lost it when he answered the call 😭
Hi yammy!
Omggg I love u
Jk don’t even know who tf u are
3rd Reply.
30th Like.
Yammy I'm pretty sure you were my favourite youtuber in 2016 but now u kinda trash
When he held the watch up to his face I half expected it to blow up as a gta reference.
4:48 as a Fitbit user, I took that personally.
“It sucks” “also, wanna win one?”
Mason Wrigley no sir
@@emily-fp2jz ua-cam.com/video/5DyW4nL02og/v-deo.html
he made an entire video about how Apple watch was useless why would you want to win an Apple watch
Haha 😂 yes
angel rivera i don’t think you get the joke
Watching this on the apple ipad in apple store and showing it to the other customers as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My iPad (first one ever) quit working in less than 2 years. Never getting one or an Apple Watch again, this thing really can’t hold songs like the iPods..?? What’s the point in givin them all the space?????
" and next season well be relasing the iclock and the i cuckoo clock" that got me
Whenever he makes a newer addiction of his parody, the long ass name always gets me 😂😂😂
“Apple Watch Circle edition 4 pro sport series 2 Band Loop titanium 4 color style 5 health”
Pro max 2s lite
Fr lmao
*addition
Addiction??
.
"Small, Easy to break, hard to use, same design"
-Rob Jobs, January 2020
Edit: Holy shit this many likes?!!! I didn't know it was that funny
Basically my dong
.
ShottaGenix 69 they literally rob jobs
It’s the giveaway for me, you just thrashed the watch and you’re giving them out 😂😭 that irony is alway golden
When you want to save your money from buying another apple device, just watch Rob 🤣🤣🤣
"You still buy it tho"
That's Apple Marketing explained in one sentence.
Alexander Castillo nah frrrr😭😭
"Yo, you got that new iPhone?"
Yeah.
"Ayy, you get that new Pokemon?"
Yeah.
@@Guccibear100
Pokémon has bigger differences than the apple products
Tobias Boss you are dumb as fuck
@@FreshLikeBray ua-cam.com/video/5DyW4nL02og/v-deo.html
1980's: I bet there will be flying cars in the future
2020: Hold my Apple Watch *Circle* Edition 4 *ProSport* series 2 *BandLoop* Titanium *4* *Color* Style 5 *Health*
Prim_Manga .
*A moment of silence for all the underrated comments*
Prim_Manga y tf you bolded some words
Prim_Manga d
Plus
People be like "aren't you selling us the same thing?" yes but its a little bit more expensive 😂😂
When he tried to say Android I actually laughed out loud for once. Nice one
*I love how he speaks so calmly and casually.*
Maria Mendoncs tf
Maria Mendoncs CA aight then.
He voice is kinda like an asmr
Thats because he is apples CEO
Someone pay this guy for using a straight face
lol
Rob:roasts a product
also him: Giveaway!
The entire video was very entertaining but you got me there at the android part LOL
When he said “sorry to anyone uses andrrrrrrrr” that hurt many ppl
yes it hurt me very much
Me too
then get a iphone🤦🏼♀️
@@sydneyweiscopf7754 nah I like Android better 🤷🏾♀️
Right don't do that
Apple: trying to sell their products
Rob: trash talking apple
Also Rob: Still buying every product
To trashtalk
*every*
He could just be joking for entertinment
Every
@@villabros.3691 I felt that
getting into the idea of buying an apple watch lately. i'm re-watching this to cool myself off 😂😂😂
when he answered the call on his watch 😭😭
When rob said “it sucks you guys can’t be as rich as me”
*i felt that*
Mr. & Mrs Smith who asked
Mr. & Mrs Smith that’s crazy but I don’t remember askin 😳
Mr. & Mrs Smith people like you type too much in a comment I don’t even read
@Mr. & Mrs Smith *clears throught* ok *boomer*
Mr. & Mrs Smith just get both ? it's wat i did by accident
“Now lets talk about the battery life”
“ IT SUCKS “
Its true
To everyone
Buy Samsungs they r:
Better
Not to expensive
Long batery life
Worth it
Smart
Great camera\s
And Huge Memory
(aloot of gb)
lmfao so true
@@cn7642 I have the se and I only have to charge it every 2 days
I’ve never used a watch that I had to plug in every single night
@@cn7642 every night? How is that that remotely bad for a mobile device? I need to charge my phone every 3 hours
Android needs to sponsor this guy 😂
this is exactly what i needed to watch to save my money lmfao
“An Apple product a year makes your money disappear”
-Rob Jobs 2020
I stan BTS BLACKPINK TWICE MAMAMOO ITZY XXD
Truth😂
Love your username
Rosé sfe
@@melodolic9908 ??
*_this might be the greatest UA-cam series ever created_*
might is
it is
True
Very true
*_that's because it is lol_*
I love this series 😂 this is the best. laugh so hard just made my day ❤️
I really liked that Coo coo clock, can't wait for it to come out.
"We could literally end global warming, but why would we do that?"
Rob Jobs
Bc it’s a myth
Mike you need to put down the phone boomer
Mike BRODERICK (CaCuSiAn AsS)
Mike BRODERICK
I kinda wish your thinking was a myth...
@@nickd9106 yeah that's why millions of species are dying in Australia...
"Its about the cost of your rent"
*laughs in homeless*
@Ethan Johnson Laughs* because they don't pay rent (they have no home)
Ethan Johnson he therefore gets free watch
But even with your free watch your not no longer homeless. * inserts if your homeless get a house meme* that’s what you all sound like
It's more expensive than my whole wardrobe
*smirks in mom's basement*
the fit-bit part was hilarious
I am now convinced rob is not biased to any company
Rob: walks in Apple store
Employee: gtfo
lmao
😂
😄
Lol
Rob : No u
Employee : *explodes*
He forgot to turn the comments off like apple does.
Gio STEEZ no he’s honest so he kept them on
That is so true man, you have brain unlike other people
Dumbass it’s if Apple commercials were honest so they should be on u stupid little piece of shit
No offense
@@mme152 language man come one man
Best video that I've ever watched about the Apple watch! 😂
LMAOOOO, I love thissss. The accuracy tho! 🤣🤣🤣
If apple used this fake advert... people would still buy the Apple products
Bobby The Bread those people would be like “GENIUS HUMOR”
True facts
Mesha klink stfu
Mesha klink calm down you’re only saying that because you have an Android xD
@@Augustprincess24 it's ok if you can't afford a iPhone just don't take it out on other people
“Apple is a huge corporation and we have the money to solve global warming and help homeless people but that’s totally off brand for us” had me cracking up
mp po because these big corporations could literally help save the planet with how much money they have. they can’t exactly make money if everyone died due to the planet fucking up lmfao. these are the same big companies who go “pls save the planet 🥺” when they have the money to at least help a great deal lmfao
"Like for real, why would we do that?"
😂😂😂
Hello there, yes you have a point. But the damages caused by us has already damaged earth, but we can at least TRY. Today I had 2-3 periods where people came and spread awareness today.
He tried so hard to say android 😂😂
0:51
He is throwing up on my name, Andrew
Lololol
*"Sucks y'all can't be as rich as me, it really does."* - Every single middle schooler coming back to school with fake airpods.
🤣🤓
Actually tho
On God
And then they lose it the next day
So true
Nobody:
Rob: Does a giveaway on an item that he’s just been dissing for the past 5 mins
😂
For real, though
U copied me >:/
Wild Winger 😂😂
That was rob jobs thi
I’d love to see this for the VR headset. (I’m convinced they want to track others gaze because “screw comfort. Front screen!”)
And the add- omg like we all forgot that the depth sensor was said by meta to have been found to be able to see through clothes.. “take shots of small children-! Their small kids.. your small kids! They’re all under 7 years of age.” Like just make it real creepy.
I love how he roast Apple Watch then later use it for his giveaway lol
"people are always like, isn't it just the same sh**?"
"And our answer is always yes, but there's a difference, it's more expensive."
This basically describes apple
That was the point lel
@@---s7311 bcause of a camera....
@@---s7311 it's actually not lmao. Look it up, iPhone are the cheapest quality :D
The only apple product I have is an iPad.. my phone is a Google so
Ch Cuber my only apple product is in the fruit bowl
“Let’s talk about the battery life”. -it sucks. 😂
I make short comedy skits 🙏🏽🙏🏽
not on my 11 shit last forever but if u have like a 7 or below and you’ve had it for too long the battery is terrible on it
Oh battery life...the weak point of apple devices ..the poor fucks
My watch has really good battery
Like every apple product🤣(joke)
This entire series on this channel is just a flex of how much money he has 😂
"and to all of you walking around with your little fitbits , track that" LMAO 😂😂😂
Me: isn’t this the same
Apple: yeah practically just $300 more
HUGE Pug99 “well I spent $300 more!”
I like your picture HUGE Pug99 :3
4:32 I am laughing so hard 😂😂😂
5:20 why would we do that 😂😂
With its small, easy to break, hard to use, same design"
And there's always the long @$$ names😂😂
And the expensive ass price for something your gonna break in 2 weeks
@@lukejaywalker2728 EXACTLY😂
Laura Leech. Lol
RandomThingz YEah I LOve samSUNG IM a AutISm touretTE REE ... REE ... REE ... ree ... TARD! I’m also aPOOr loSER HEE HEE HAA
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“Let’s talk about the battery life”
_”It sucks”_
But it doesn’t tho :/
Aryan poorasad I’ve been using my Apple Watch for 2 days now and haven’t needed to charge it
😂
Nathan Fetters that’s because it’s new when you start to use it more the charge is gonna go down quicker
Ive had my Apple Watch for a while now and it lasts me like 2 days until it compleatly dies
I love how I watched all of your apple videos with an iPhone,AirPods,and a Apple Watch
"with its small, easy to break, same design"😂😂🤣🤣
Nobody:
My brain right before a test: *Apple Watch Circle Edition 4 ProSport Series 2 Band Loop Titanium 4 Color Style 5 Health*
😂👍🏽
Dang I got a test tomorrow
HPJR1 GAMING 💀
Deluxe max version 48429 pro XR lite 3.0
🤣
Lmao “who needs a place to live when you have an Apple Watch”.
123ThiccBoiForMe nice prp
sylwia nowicki beauties of a dumbass dog😂👌🏻
I have one but I need both
“Who even needs a place to live when you have an Apple Watch?” 😂
The phone call got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀☠☠
“It’s about the cost of your rent but who needs a house when you have an Apple Watch” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just live in your apple watch😂
balenci 🤪🤪🤪
😂😂😂na bro is dropping bars
I love the way he exposes apple😂😂he is a hero
3:03 Is how Wish names their products.
True hahahahah your so funnny
Lol
LOL
And amazon lol
Lmaoo
“We could literally end global warming”
“But why would we do such a thing”
Uses money for the new apple glasses *
“We’re too busy making products we already made before”
@@giuliaheer2560 ikr lol
@@nerdyjomar YES OMG THIS IS PERFECT I NEED THOSE IN MY LIFE
yep