I know the other barristers light a fire under him... he's just talking in circles. Also he sounds like he hasn't gotten his license, because how do you not know what kind of law you practice?!🤪🤣😂🤣🤣
Chillllleeee!! Ya right!! No way in hell I would last close to 5 minutes In taking with him on the first conversation. I would shut our chat down before hitting the 5 minute mark! This man is the biggest bull shitter around!! Like damnnnn!!!🥴
Simon answer the question what did you have for breakfast today? your moms life depends on it. It’s funny you say that you know breakfast isn’t really necessary 🔫
Lying about your profession is crazy. But lying about a profession that requires clear, succinct thought and articulation while you cannot form a sensible thought is obscene😂
Exactly. If someone asked him “did you lie?” He’d be the type to say stuff like “No, I didn’t lie, I just omitted the truth” “So you DID lie!” …. Him: “NO, that’s not what I said”. 😅😅😅
Simon is either drunk off his a$$ or he’s being the master troll that’s working the show for entertainment. Kendra’s reaction to this yahoo was LOL HILARIOUS! 😂
So s kc if these men degrading Blk women because of their own inadequacies and bitterness . So many of these men need mental health evaluations . Blk women protect yourselves
If y’all look closely at the bottom of the screen you will see he put his name as Simon HECTIC. He’s definitely a troll. He probably not even British and is faking the accent too.😂
Man the way I was hollering😂they passing out law degrees in uk 🤣🤣 when she asked him about his 3flaws and he started naming the womans flaw I died! Comprehension at a 0😂🤣
Ladies... ladies... One at a time please... No pushing and shoving.. Just imagine waking up to this man every morning as he regales you with his exciting and compelling anecdotes ... His exploits of being some kind of a lawyer .. which kind? Who knows 🤯😱
I met someone who held conversations like this - stole the floor, didn’t know how to ONLY answer the question at hand, everything has a story and drifts off topic and you always got to bring them back to the subject and they will just wonder off in speech again
It’s even worse when you have coworkers like this because you can just get up and “leave” them. You gotta spend the rest of your shift in the same building with these nut cases💀
If you want to torture someone, tie them up and play this shit for 24hrs straight continuous and I swear that person would do ANYTHING to get this to stop!! WTF was this!!! 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
😂😂😂 if he’s a lawyer, with no direction into what type of law he studies, then I’m a astronaut who works in the airline industry. Kendra reactions are hilarious😂😂😂
Huntyyyyy sho you right!! This MF double talking about nothing at all!! I have a damn headache!! Grabbing a Tylenol now!!! Ughhhhh!! Who married this man??? I wouldn’t get through 5 minutes being around this wanker!!🤭
Gurlllll Yessss 😂 I was DEADASS crying laughing 😭 When she asked him why would a woman be lucky to be with him, from that point on I flatlined in tears 😆
Simon: "yo bro..." Kendra : "I'm not a bro" Simon: "im sorry lady.. I'm a lawyer do you understand that" Kendra: "you don't even understand because you don't know what kind of lawyer you are' 🤣 This is comedy LOL This episode of Kendra's Komedy Hour deserves an Emmy or whatever award UA-cam shows get
This is why the show is 80% women, goddamn 😂 the fact that his last name is literally Hectic took me out. Kendra falling asleep sealed my damn coffin. Thank you for another great show!
He tells people he is a lawyer but it sounds like he works in an organization for upskilling in employment for young people, there's quite a few of them here in the UK
I wonder if his hungover has set in yet. Maybe not…I got the impression drinking might be a daily thing. He was giving off INCEL/MANOSPHERE vibes. Be careful 😮
Yes! Especially when Kendra called him out. It's always men like him who dare to talk about "women" and what they should or shouldn't be doing. He seems like he can switch up fast if you know what I mean 🥴
He is too inarticulate to be a solicitor . Which is what they’re called in Britain. I love when Kendra fires up..proceeds to tell Simon that she doesn’t give a shit..😂😂
“If you can’t convince em, confuse em” - Simon the “untitled” lawyer lol
😂
🤭🤭🤭 well he got me! 🤭🤭🤭
haha this is so true!
😂😂
Gold! 👏🏽👌🏽😂
The only bar this man passed was the one he drinks at. He ain't no lawyer😅
I'm the next president 😂 too
And based on how inebriated he is, he didn't pass it. He took up residence 😂
😂😂 nah this was funny …
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
If he's your lawyer you are going to jail
Expeditiously 😂he’ll show up in court fu**** up
For more charges than originally planned
😂
yes
😂😂😂😂
I would pay money to see this guy in a courtroom arguing a case it would be pure comedy gold
He's the type of lawyer you punch in the face after your sentencing 👊🏾 😂
I'm sure it hilarious and low key, some of his answer floored me with laughing. "some of these chicks in my IG is large as a mf'er"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
LMAO!!!!!
I know the other barristers light a fire under him... he's just talking in circles. Also he sounds like he hasn't gotten his license, because how do you not know what kind of law you practice?!🤪🤣😂🤣🤣
This man was playing in our face the whole time, just speaking gibberish
If Simon is your lawyer, you’re on death row for littering folks 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣
This dudes goal literally was to come on here and see how long he can ramble without being kicked off. 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm mad at Kendra. 😂😂 She could've taken 3 people in the time it took her to finish with Hectic.
I agree!!
😂
I can’t believe 3 women could stand talking to Simon long enough to make a baby with him.
Chillllleeee!! Ya right!! No way in hell I would last close to 5 minutes In taking with him on the first conversation. I would shut our chat down before hitting the 5 minute mark!
This man is the biggest bull shitter around!! Like damnnnn!!!🥴
Hell some women may say just be quiet and take ur pants down lol lol😂
They probably did it to shut him up .
Man i swear. How did they do this? I need to see these women, they are not okay
😅😂😂😂
I wouldn't be suprized if this guy escaped a psych ward and pretending to be the lawyer who house he broke into
Exactly 😄
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HOLY SHIT! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That sounds like a dope movie
He somebody Dad too. I couldnt imagine being on the child and he trying to explain something😂😂😂😂
Exactly
This man can't answer a question to save anyone's life 😂😂😂
Simon answer the question what did you have for breakfast today? your moms life depends on it. It’s funny you say that you know breakfast isn’t really necessary 🔫
He needs his own Ted Talk
Anyone!!! 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
@@22quietmouseI read this in his voice and cracked up again! 😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Facts!!
I don’t wanna hear NOTHIN about Kendra not having patience ever again!!! 😂😂😂😂 I’m cryin over here. Pure gold!
Okayyyy! I think Kendra went through like 10 stages of grief** fuck five 😂😂😮😂😂
😂😂😂
He's a lawyer but can't afford a headset from this decade? 😂
Naw the Lawyer in Mo' Money has him beat by far 🤣🤣
Don't forget, hes also a millionaire...
Boy said he was a millionaire too😭
I was so confused by that 😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂
I like old school headsets. They’re so lightweight 😂
Simon says we are idiots. Simon says he's from London. Simon says you know a lot.
Simon says he has three kids.
Simon says he raises his 4 children.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
LMAO!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 no accent then he all of a sudden had an accent
Lying about your profession is crazy. But lying about a profession that requires clear, succinct thought and articulation while you cannot form a sensible thought is obscene😂
If you’re trying to get through this, do yourself a favor and play at 1.5x 😊
This is the most time wasting ass n I ever heard
This is the ONLY way to save your brain cells and patience 😂😂😂
I did 1.7 and stilllllllll
Omg thank u for this! 🤣
Dear lord 😂 this guy 😮😂 a mess
Hectic's flaws: Lying, excessive drinking to the point of being incoherent online, talks jibberish, talks too much
You will never get a straight answer out of this one...
Exactly. If someone asked him “did you lie?” He’d be the type to say stuff like “No, I didn’t lie, I just omitted the truth” “So you DID lie!” …. Him: “NO, that’s not what I said”. 😅😅😅
@@JD_Partner_LawOfficesOfHnGhe would never be that clear. He is just waffling.
By the end, I knew he wouldn't even be able to communicate his contact information clearly. My instinct was on point.
This is why WHEW CHILLE was invented 😂😂
Yep
What kind of lawyer can’t articulate themselves 😂😂.
Drunk ones
That man is not a lawyer. He couldn’t answer the most basic question with explaining what type of law he practices
My Cousin Vinny 😅😅😅
This guy is struggling with common English
That one. 😂🤣
Simon’s daughter: “Daddy, please stop, you’re embarrassing us. “
She's as real as Bruce Willis from the sixth sense
Kendra needed tea and crumpets for this one🤣. He had ten different conversations at the same time🤣
This was a freaking magical carpet ride😅😅😅 I'm still laughing 😅
Always do. 😂
Simon is either drunk off his a$$ or he’s being the master troll that’s working the show for entertainment. Kendra’s reaction to this yahoo was LOL HILARIOUS! 😂
Master Troll definitely, Drunk that's debatable. Either way this guy did what he came to do.
So s kc if these men degrading Blk women because of their own inadequacies and bitterness . So many of these men need mental health evaluations . Blk women protect yourselves
He drunk.
😂😂😂😂😂
If y’all look closely at the bottom of the screen you will see he put his name as Simon HECTIC. He’s definitely a troll. He probably not even British and is faking the accent too.😂
“I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT, SIMON.” 😭😭😭😭 This was the most HILARIOUS one I’ve seen on the show thus far!!!!!
Just because you put a bookcase in the background doesn’t make ya a lawyer 😭😭
Man down with this comment 🤣🗣️
@@jasmineguest4877 😂😂😂 he thought that would convince us
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
THAT PART! 😂
😂
I have no idea what this man is talking about and I’m from London myself, I…
Lol😂 this is so sad!!
I bet he won’t remember he was on the show. He is on another planet.
He's waffling
I thought he was going to say he was a
“Solicitor” or “ barrister” 😂
😂😂😂
If he’s your lawyer, I’m sorry for you.
Right! Omg!!!
id represent myself better my foolishness than his
Naw....the judge might just dismiss the case just to get Simon out of the court room😂😂😂
I feel sorry for everyone in the courtroom 😂
I’m surprised you made him a highlight! Dude was talking absolute nonsense on live and had my almost falling off the treadmill laughing
To put it in a way that he would understand, in case he sees this....he was talking absolute bollocks/rubbish, if you will lol
@@dblr4931so true. Absolute bollocks.
That’s exactly why she made him a highlight
He took Simon Says to another level 😂🗣🗣🗣🗣😂😂😂😂🗣
Good one 😭
😂😂😂😂
I stayed on for the whole interview Simon had gotten worse by the moment and when Kendra acted like she was asleep it sent me!!!!!!! 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
Yes he did. Just rambling😂😂😂😂
Man the way I was hollering😂they passing out law degrees in uk 🤣🤣 when she asked him about his 3flaws and he started naming the womans flaw I died! Comprehension at a 0😂🤣
😂
Next to a visit to Walmart this show never disappoints 🤣🤣.
Him : I have a 6 pack
Kendra : we know you drank a 6 Pack
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
😂😂😂
This is a perfect example of why I don’t deal with ppl who drink or get inebriated… you never know what you’re going to get. 😢
Forrest Drunk
Oh u know what u gone get.... this every time😂
@@scroogemcduckrich9705😭😭😭🤣
I know drunks who get this long winded and whoo the patience they test
@@shylae2000 TRUE
at first I thought he was serious, but when he said “higgity piggity” and “husky pusky” i knew he was trolling. Kendra should’ve been hung up on him.
Kendra I'm suing you for torturing me with this! Anyone else wanna join me???!!! lmao
Right! This short bus bro😂
Can we make it a class action lawsuit? 😂
I am suing for $27.42 let's go 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
@@iheardmyhappinessgotyoumad3571 lmao
Ladies... ladies...
One at a time please... No pushing and shoving..
Just imagine waking up to this man every morning as he regales you with his exciting and compelling anecdotes ... His exploits of being some kind of a lawyer
.. which kind?
Who knows 🤯😱
that accent was going in and out like some of Kendra’s guests wifi!
When he said lemonade with a Sprinkle of Vodka I SCREAMED 😅🤭🤣😩😩😂😭😭😭
I met someone who held conversations like this - stole the floor, didn’t know how to ONLY answer the question at hand, everything has a story and drifts off topic and you always got to bring them back to the subject and they will just wonder off in speech again
Jeez
Me too, and I blocked him after he tried to argue with me about how the female body works 😂
@@mama2flythesidehustlequeen164 yes, that too, wanted to be right on EVERYTHING.
It’s even worse when you have coworkers like this because you can just get up and “leave” them. You gotta spend the rest of your shift in the same building with these nut cases💀
OMG I was dating someone like that and I had to stop talking to him. It was too much and he too tried to be right about everything. 🙄🤦🏽♀️
If you want to torture someone, tie them up and play this shit for 24hrs straight continuous and I swear that person would do ANYTHING to get this to stop!!
WTF was this!!! 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Lol
LMAOOOOO 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's the guy that goes into the bathroom at a party and comes out DIFFERENT 😤😤😤
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 if he’s a lawyer, with no direction into what type of law he studies, then I’m a astronaut who works in the airline industry. Kendra reactions are hilarious😂😂😂
Especially when she acts as if she was falling asleep during one of his 17 monologs 😅😅😅😅
I love how Kendra just sat there and let him talk his gibberish 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kendra, he IS a lawyer. For the law firm of Gin and Tonic...
Simone says listen to me talk about nothing.
GOTCHA!!!!
🤣🤣
Huntyyyyy sho you right!! This MF double talking about nothing at all!! I have a damn headache!! Grabbing a Tylenol now!!!
Ughhhhh!! Who married this man???
I wouldn’t get through 5 minutes being around this wanker!!🤭
“Do you get what I’m saying” NOOOOOOO 🤦♀️
He's not a Lawyer! He can't even get his story straight! Big Red Flag with this one!
At about 12:36 Simons drink started to slap 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀
** 😂🤣😂 Slapped the ish outta him😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂it kicked into high gear
He’s not British. He uses American terms instead of typical British terminology. This was a troll of the highest quality.
Facts, when he first came on he had no accent at all then automatically switched to a “British” accent. 😂😂
I was just about to say he is going on and out of accent. And he has a scar on the head lol lol he fell
I was thinking this. I thought lawyers were solicitors in UK. And, specifically London. Ok lol
@jillianjohnson2473 Not all lawyers are solicitors. Some are barristers. Lawyer is a generic term that encompasses both.
Hmmm I don’t think so he sounds British to me, just a little Americanised.
Another fun, drunk Friday night. Nice show, Kendra.
Imagine him in an interrogation 😩🤣
I would prefer to go to jail, than go through any interrogation with Simon 😆😆
😂😂😂
Simon came on here to sit in the dark and say absolutely nothing about alot. 😂
Tears are running down my face.....this shit is hilarious
This guy is a Tru clown
I came straighttttttttt to the comments cause babyyyy listen
Where dis kat come from
Gurlllll Yessss 😂 I was DEADASS crying laughing 😭 When she asked him why would a woman be lucky to be with him, from that point on I flatlined in tears 😆
I never cracked up this much watching Kendra
This was epically hilarious
Gurlllll when I tell u I was fkn HOLLERING, U hear ME 😩😂😂😂😂
Simon: "yo bro..."
Kendra : "I'm not a bro"
Simon: "im sorry lady..
I'm a lawyer do you understand that"
Kendra: "you don't even understand because you don't know what kind of lawyer you are'
🤣 This is comedy LOL
This episode of Kendra's Komedy Hour deserves an Emmy or whatever award UA-cam shows get
This was super crazy!!! Annoying, but very humorous at the same time!
This man loves to hear himself talk. He seems to think this is a counseling session versus a dating show.
He ain’t say nothing in 25 min. This was hilarious 😂😂
If he’s your lawyer, you’re going to do time for sure!
If he is an attorney, I am the president of Mauritius. Which is not on Mars, but on earth.
The fact that he can talk for 27 minutes and not say anything remotely understandable makes him uniquely qualified to be a lawyer.
There is NO WAY this guy is a lawyer!
He is not.he is in a weed fantasy and he talks crap
This is why the show is 80% women, goddamn 😂 the fact that his last name is literally Hectic took me out. Kendra falling asleep sealed my damn coffin.
Thank you for another great show!
He’s single,lonely and crazy.He can’t even become a Passport Bro.
I love Kendra’s face while he is talking that he is a lawyer.
This is sad! This someone father! Sad lol low bus short bus
exactly
When he said 10,000 minimum and then he emphasized it, he really thought he was doing something. 🤣😂
He was so serious and the whole time I was on live I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 he talks in all types of circles for no reason 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
He is weird. Those women got fooled
As my kids say, "Dude is Off the Molly"!!!
Naw, he definitely drinks mad dog,and Irish Rose still.
International professional Pookie warning 🤣🤣🤣🤣…
Hes a lawyer on "The Sims"
When he talks he sounds like one of the Sims babbling
Watching this I came to one conclusion, Kendra is very patient!!!
She TOO patient 😂😂
And hilarious😅😅😅😅
She did for us kuzns😅 she's so sweet 😂😂😂
if he is a lawyer than i'm a china woman
Lmao
😂😂
Kendra: "You're not having sex anymore"?🧐🤔
Simon: "No. Sex leads to babies"😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭😩
😂😂😂😂😂😊
Another lost male. I saw this live and i new this was gonna be a highlight
Yup me too 😂😂
He tells people he is a lawyer but it sounds like he works in an organization for upskilling in employment for young people, there's quite a few of them here in the UK
Yes that's what I thought too
Thank you for clarification I thought the same thing
He's going to watch this sober and be so embarrassed 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
Sadly I doubt he’ll be embarrassed
No he not
I wonder if his hungover has set in yet. Maybe not…I got the impression drinking might be a daily thing. He was giving off INCEL/MANOSPHERE vibes. Be careful 😮
Yes! Especially when Kendra called him out. It's always men like him who dare to talk about "women" and what they should or shouldn't be doing. He seems like he can switch up fast if you know what I mean 🥴
Hectic is an understatement Simon
Listening to him makes me feel drunk, lol
Kendra ” how can women reach out to you.. if they're crazy " 🤣
As a law school student , this is so funny to me 🤣🤣😂, “what type of law” then proceed to give a lecture on nothing 🤔🤔🤔🤔🙊🙊🙊
It always amazes me the people kendra hangs up on vs the one she does not 😂😂😂
I absolutely agree with that 😂
I got dizzy watching this but I’m committed to seeing it through.
Dude is ______. Fill in the blank.
Hectic😂
Looney
stupid
delusional
Hilarious
Listen, he was treat 😂😂😂 and any woman who reaches out deserves everything that comes your way 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's trying to get free therapy.
He should keep trying😂
😂
7:07 I literally LOL’d when Kendra said that was it?? 😂😂😂😂 I needed that laugh Kendra!!! She got my stomach hurting from laughing so hard!
He is the the sixth member of the Spice Girls…Dusty Spice 🇬🇧 😅❤😊
He needed someone to talk to 😂
😂😂pure entertainment, he wasn't just drinking, he had some Mary Jane. You were very patient Kendra I'm dying 😂
Not "Mauritius is a place on earth"... rotfl!! What countries does he know about on other planets?! 😂
Good luck ladies! I still dont know what tf he was talking about 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My brain is dizzy am I drunk or him?
@@loyalandkindsunshine3382 lmao I think its us sister, he gave me a whole migrane as well....
Simon is saying a whole bunch of nothing. 😂
The entire time I was like what's he talking about?
and I was dying 😂😂😂😅
Same 😩😭
Kendra I can never get this time wasted back from this man🤦🏾♀️
Simon, Call back when you are sober ! ! ! You missed the mark with this one.
Facts
Absolutely not
@@Kate-iq1ex 😂😂😂
Throw him away. Period.
He is too inarticulate to be a solicitor . Which is what they’re called in Britain. I love when Kendra fires up..proceeds to tell Simon that she doesn’t give a shit..😂😂
He’s a British ‘UA-cam ‘ Lawyer with a degree from Trump University….😂 ! And Simon is Pissed as a Fart …
MAGA 2024
😂😅😅
😂😂😂😂😮
The next time someone wants to start shiiii with me......THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I'M ARGUING 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
The way he stood up 😂
Oh he drunk drunk.
Big drunk energy lol