I used to work taking orders outside at the drive thru for a fast food place, and we did have a salt shotgun for the nonstop annoying clouds of gnats we had to deal with. Ngl, it was pretty fucking great. One targeted blast destroyed hundreds of gnats and guaranteed that I didn’t constantly look like I was having a psychotic break slap fighting spirits.
Thinking about it, a lot of houses I’ve been in have windows in the bathroom. They are usually either small or on the second floor, though. And obviously have blinds or curtains on the inside. Like, my grandpa’s house has windows in every bathroom, but they are small and elevated above head-height when sitting. They just add some natural light into the room.
@@samiamrg7 both of the bathrooms in my house have windows but theyre small and kind of high up from the floor and the glass is hard to see through probably just there for lighting or something
I get the bit. It sounds like your a non-license realtor trying to sell a murder house while also stealing anything not nailed down WHILE trying to get the guy to sign his life in debt to this house. Priceless.
I'm 100% a vod watcher but was totally contemplating hopping into one of his streams to try and compel him to give this a go!!! Oh geez, I'm so excited for this!!!!! :3
i love tamto getting confused over a sink used to hand wash clothes, also wallmart bought gm_flatgrass? you know they are gonna use it for weapon testing the new homeowners are screwed
I don't really care for the sometimes hour and a half where tamto rants about the status of microbacterial sociao-economics, I came for a game. I can always get more money, can't get that hour back.
38:54 a honey bee will climb onto your finger for sure They only climb up unless they're in a hive, also it'll only sting if you put squeeze it even alittle but So make sure to let it ride your finger or just kill her She was one of several hindered thousand so not really a big deal either way
100% with the whole 'Real Zelda Game" comment. I don't mind if they have aspects of the open world, but it needs much more of the classic Zelda identity back.
lol i use 5 monitors when i have my own apartment and i use them all when set up i do modeling, texturing, references, and pluging something into unreal and i use the 5th to have the tool windows open on it
![[Tomato] Conrad Stevenson's Paranormal P.I. : hauling buckets of slime into the 'haunted house'.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0UMi0Yq0K4g/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Tomato] Conrad Stevenson's Paranormal P.I. : hauling buckets of slime into the 'haunted house'.](/img/tr.png)
![[Tomato] : Kitchen goblin wont stop moving things around in my home.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tEz6TkTFt8A/mqdefault.jpg)
Local realtor discovers the house he's trying to sell is tainted by eldritch horrors
... and goes klepto on the display items to deal with it.
No, no, no, that’s a feature! The final touch on building the house is consecrating it with the blood of demons.
Imagine building basically a whole mansion and the realtor brings the buyer early and shotguns you and your entire crew.
It reminds me of WKYK’s “Sniper Business.” Just slaughtering the cosntruction crew like it’s a normal part of the tour.
@@samiamrg7 What is WKYK? The radio station?
@@SluggedNugg “Whitest Kids You Know.”
I used to work taking orders outside at the drive thru for a fast food place, and we did have a salt shotgun for the nonstop annoying clouds of gnats we had to deal with. Ngl, it was pretty fucking great. One targeted blast destroyed hundreds of gnats and guaranteed that I didn’t constantly look like I was having a psychotic break slap fighting spirits.
*I see the movers and construction crew didnt get the notice that after a certain date, castle doctrine will be enforced.*
the 3rd bathroom has a massive window next to the shitter. that's definitely a gamer setup.
Thinking about it, a lot of houses I’ve been in have windows in the bathroom. They are usually either small or on the second floor, though. And obviously have blinds or curtains on the inside. Like, my grandpa’s house has windows in every bathroom, but they are small and elevated above head-height when sitting. They just add some natural light into the room.
@@samiamrg7 both of the bathrooms in my house have windows but theyre small and kind of high up from the floor and the glass is hard to see through
probably just there for lighting or something
I want.
Just the audio of tomato trying to sell the house.
To play it to my friends.
The house sale is my favorite streaming bit of the year thus far lmao.
1:11:40, Tomato really doesn't know what a modern well looks like. Damn city slicker.
I get the bit. It sounds like your a non-license realtor trying to sell a murder house while also stealing anything not nailed down WHILE trying to get the guy to sign his life in debt to this house. Priceless.
Tomato is like a mix of Alchestbreach and Jerma. And I love him for that
I'm 100% a vod watcher but was totally contemplating hopping into one of his streams to try and compel him to give this a go!!! Oh geez, I'm so excited for this!!!!! :3
We're a nasty crew but the pit must be SUSTAINED!
@@jyorgbjornsen pit-pit hooray!!! ;3
(after 10 minutes of deliberation, this is the best I'm coming up with)
i love tamto getting confused over a sink used to hand wash clothes, also wallmart bought gm_flatgrass? you know they are gonna use it for weapon testing the new homeowners are screwed
Im surprised he got the true ending
Gotta love a house of leaves reference, but this time this time with more guns.
This dude actually managed to sell the House of Leaves.
Ah the "We don't need a fan where we are going" brought some happy memories. Good times... good times we had....
😂😂 one of the best lines
1:11:00 For people who want to skip the intro (heathens >:L)
True but I'm at work wanting to watch a game :( I'll come back later for intro
I don't really care for the sometimes hour and a half where tamto rants about the status of microbacterial sociao-economics, I came for a game.
I can always get more money, can't get that hour back.
OH GOD NO I RECENTLY WATCHED A SYNAPSIS VIDEO ON THIS MAP THEN TOMATO PLAYS IT OH GOD OH FUCK.
Was it Power Pak's? Cuz I just watched that one.
The algorithm provides.
I honestly did not expect this to actually be doom lol
I didn't expect it to be this WAD
@@Zack_Zander tbf no other doom content has much stream potential because then you're just playing good doom levels and there's nothing to react to
Tomato could easily sell me a house, even with shadow demons in it.
We need to replace the doomguy at the bottom with a Tomato emote looking around
The whole Realtor bit is legit my favorite Tomato bit of all time. It's so good, and he sticks with it for so long.
i love that the front door opens like a doom door and some open normally
38:54 a honey bee will climb onto your finger for sure
They only climb up unless they're in a hive, also it'll only sting if you put squeeze it even alittle but
So make sure to let it ride your finger or just kill her
She was one of several hindered thousand so not really a big deal either way
local red guy goes to heck
I just watched an in depth video on this last night and now this? Spooky for sure
7/10 house
Mbruh 1:43 mbruh I turned on my electric toothbrush and it was in perfect pitch with that violin stroke, this is gonna be a weird one isn’t it
Last thing I expected ngl
The pit provides!
And the pit indulges.
Tomato trying to sell.....the Murder house
This is what happens when a realtor goes to hell 😂😂
My streamer specs into geometry warrior
oh.
oh!
OH
Oho?
The cringularity
I JUST watched a video on this. What the hell.
I don't think you're thinking of a protractor, that sounded like a compass you described.
Jumpscare at 1:53:51 :) ah ha ha
I can't believe he would do this
Happiness has to be fought for
It's flies and mosquitos, those fuckers die in my house
**doomscanning. . .**
hurghhurghhurghhurghhurghhurghhurgh
**doomscanning complete.**
wohwohwohwohwohwohwohwoh
100% with the whole 'Real Zelda Game" comment. I don't mind if they have aspects of the open world, but it needs much more of the classic Zelda identity back.
oh boy, another stream to lock up the back-seaters in the dungeon where they belong :)
Also where was the sneezing, I was promised sneezing >:(
What a trip holy moly
1:30:00 stunned silent by noneuclydian elements
I wonder if tomato plays DoomLCA
Aw yis
He didn’t know he could die in Doom?
2:50:20
Ill take 5 good sir. But is the void included
lol i use 5 monitors when i have my own apartment and i use them all when set up i do modeling, texturing, references, and pluging something into unreal and i use the 5th to have the tool windows open on it
The camera moving with the mouse seems so wrong in Doom
Return to Pee Land
sWEEt
I thought I was watching Tomato not Justin Roiland.
Timestamps of the sneezes?????
SS13 stream(s) when????????????
What’s the song at the very start?
I looked it up and it’s from West of Loathing I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR
I freaking hate real estate people. They love to sell you over priced crap properties. Sorry tomato but I’m not buying, I’m out.
Oh shit I'm early?
I *could* generate a reply but I choose not to 😢
Awesome but I want EDF with dave 😐 If you are reading this make it happen or the piss gimp with find you
release edf 6 to the anglosphere then
The realtor schtick gets old FAST
First comment WO
No chapter select? Unsubbed
I CANT BELIEVE HES PLAYING MYHOUSE.WAD
1:30:13