Kitchen and bathroom gotta be all the way on point or I'm TF gotta hold my pee and stay hungry until i get home. Glad my body is trained to mostly go at home
But the bartender was black too? It was black-on-black discrimination. I don't think it was a "Race" issue. I think it was a superficial reason. I find most gay clubs have really superficial bartenders who are really nice to "hot" customers...but treat Average looking customers poorly
@Tyburs the Considerate General but most things are. Don't be so blinded or naive to think because it's not the slave days that it doesn't exist because it still does. Some pple are just low key racist.
Why does this remind of my 14th birthday at Chevys in the mall, and accidentally ordering pork carnitas, which of course messed up my stomach and apparently I didn’t notice at first how the toliet were broken, then a few minutes later, the restaurant had to be evacuated and shut down for a while because the toliets leaked what looked like a river of SHIT all over the bathroom and people out from could even smell it. Very hilarious and gross
So no one would drug your drink? Date rape? 😅most people are taught to take their drink with them or to get a new drink if they left their old one behind, because you never know what somebody did to it
Omlordt, I went into one of the bathrooms at my old school (rich as hell) just to take a leak. Girl, I had I check the stall to make sure wasn't nothing or nobody dead up in there it smelled so bad. 🤢
how can that be? honesty is not the same as bitterness. You can say she is bitter with her honesty. So, I will say, i love your bitter honesty.! How's that, moron.
3:56 Omg that’s literally what my colleague said to me when I was doing an internship two years ago. She always checks the restroom before eating somewhere for that same reason.
You are so right in your comments about how nasty people are. Trust me, I understand b/c I work with some trifling, nasty people. Some eat out of trash cans, some don’t wash hands after using the bathroom, some ppl you just think in your head hmm, I know your house and car is nasty. TRAGIC.
Old vid,but you right.i would have discretely photographed that mess,and send to the health department.that is a clear violation.especially in any establishment that serves food/beverages
“But you prob’ly thought I wasn’t gonna tip yo ass...I didn’t give him a tip” never change lmao 😂
Queen Of Hygiene
lil Kim is my bitch
Baddie lil Kim a flop that’s all plastic
Jake 348 bitch she’s a legend unlike you because ummm..... who are you again
Baddie ugh is that you on your profile pic? Caus if it is don’t talk about other people u ugly nigga
1020299 718381728 you uncultured swine, baddie’s pfp is aaliyah. you’re a disgrace.
She said:
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LMFAOAOAOAOAOA & ur pfp💀💀💀💀💀
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screaming at 5am
"But baby when I got into that bathroom" 😭 I'm weak asf.
madjoker2599 I swear I lost it
madjoker2599 😂😂😂😂im dead
madjoker2599 😂😭
i opened up the door WOAH💀😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
mood 24/7 This kills me lmfaoooooo
Lmfao
"I ain't got no fame." Jasmine Masters 2014.
Look at you now. It's almost 2019 and AS4 is about to premier and guess who's on it? You are.
You've been binge watching too??!!
What Is AS
XxVampiregirl17xX all stars from rupauls drag race
And now she's best memes
She was there... For a hot second 😟
Hershey squirts 😭😩😩😂😂
With chitlins
I thought I was the only who said that!😂😂 I glad that others say it.
“ Hershey squirts “ lmfaoooo I’m crying 😂😂😂
TRACKY!!!!! 💀💀💀
She made bread with butter and a glass of wine sound good as hell through.
5:37 All them fumes are going into your O-P-E-N glass FUMES, FUMES 😂😂😂😂😂
Iconic 😂😂😂my favorit part
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LMAOAOA 😭😭💀💀💀🤣🤣
So funny 😭😭
Always do your "pees" & "poos" before you leave your house even if you don't have to,and that way
you don't have to go in those public bathrooms.
Usually! But if you're drinking heavily or whatever, you gonna need to use the bathroom 😂😂😂
@@taylorah6409 Okay.
I always go before I leave, but I pee sooo much!! Ugh
So I have to use public bathrooms.
Those lashes are gonna blow my soul away 😘
I want them too lol
UR PFP 💀💀💀
When you enter the school bathroom: 3:39
Jasmine needs her own podcast 😭😂😍
You look so beautiful. I love that look on you.
Fumes!! .... fumes!! Lmaooo
🤣🤣🤣🤣
all them fumes!!
The bleach ain’t working and then urinals...Oh my lord😭
Hahaha the ending had me rolling. I hope you make MORE of these videos!
6:27 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M DYING😂😂😂😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I come to this channel and watch her rants everyday, i love her omfg
Kitchen and bathroom gotta be all the way on point or I'm TF gotta hold my pee and stay hungry until i get home. Glad my body is trained to mostly go at home
I’m screaming
His eyelashes is hilarious with his eyes when he close his eyes 😂😂😂
****her****
He’s not trans tho
J but when a person is in drag, they're referred to as what they're portraying.
tbh idk what 80% of drag queens look like out of drag
Not chitterling smells 😷😭
3:45 'hershey squirts with some dam chitlins coming out' 🤣
You all ways got me in tears 😂😂
That pause at 3:36 has me dead😂
I already knew this was going to be hilarious before I even watched it 😂
I'm back 4 years later and it's still HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂😂
Sometimes I just watch her video to hear ” I am Justine Masters and I have something to say”
can't believe she invented hygiene what a queen
"fumes. Fumes. FUMES. 😲👈🏾" 🤣🤣🤣
They treated you like that bc you were black. It’s hard being marginalized at multiple intersections.
But the bartender was black too? It was black-on-black discrimination.
I don't think it was a "Race" issue. I think it was a superficial reason. I find most gay clubs have really superficial bartenders who are really nice to "hot" customers...but treat Average looking customers poorly
@Tyburs the Considerate General but most things are. Don't be so blinded or naive to think because it's not the slave days that it doesn't exist because it still does. Some pple are just low key racist.
Cant just spray stuff over it. Just makes it smell worse sometimes. I think ventilation is key.
Oh shit I feel this. If the bathrooms smell like Hell, I will hold it in for as long as possible.
He always have something to say 😂😂😂😂
You are absolutely right, with all the money these establishments make, why do they neglect the bathrooms, no excuse
this is therapy
Why does this remind of my 14th birthday at Chevys in the mall, and accidentally ordering pork carnitas, which of course messed up my stomach and apparently I didn’t notice at first how the toliet were broken, then a few minutes later, the restaurant had to be evacuated and shut down for a while because the toliets leaked what looked like a river of SHIT all over the bathroom and people out from could even smell it. Very hilarious and gross
4:30 I’m crying lmao
Why would you ever bring your drink in the bathroom ever lol
So no one would drug your drink? Date rape? 😅most people are taught to take their drink with them or to get a new drink if they left their old one behind, because you never know what somebody did to it
I thought my grandma was the only one who said hershey squirts lmfao
President Jush's economic agenda: "Take a loan out on your property and fix these nasty ass bathrooms"
Omlordt, I went into one of the bathrooms at my old school (rich as hell) just to take a leak. Girl, I had I check the stall to make sure wasn't nothing or nobody dead up in there it smelled so bad. 🤢
i love your bitterness! keep up with the videos, they're funny.
more honesty rather than bitterness
how can that be? honesty is not the same as bitterness. You can say she is bitter with her honesty.
So, I will say, i love your bitter honesty.! How's that, moron.
+Foul-Mouth Farrah wow 😆
Mike Alexander I know! I'm a foul mouth bitch.
@@foul-mouthfarrah5591 you're the moron lol
oop jasmine u bout to fly away wit them eyelashessss theyyy cuteeeeee.
I remember going into a public bathroom at a lounge and all I smelled was fish once I got in I was like 🤢
It’s the Hershey squirts for me. 🤣👀☠️
What do you have installed on those disc earrings?
Not cool; they don't need to know "who you are". No one should be treated rudely and be ignored.
She should be the principal of my school cause the bathrooms is nasty people don’t even wash they hands
I- *A MESS* 🤦♀️
God I'm dead
3:56 Omg that’s literally what my colleague said to me when I was doing an internship two years ago. She always checks the restroom before eating somewhere for that same reason.
I couldn't stop laughing when you 1st started talking about the bathroom 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
I hate nasty bathrooms!!!!
Jasmine you look fabulous and either tired AF or stoned like a boulder in this video 🤣😭😂
6 years ago gorrrrrl
Where did you get the wine with a straw trend?
✨This is gold ✨ 😂😂😂
I can't find the video about the beauty supply store anywhere. :(
Yes most public restrooms are gross
The restrooms at camping areas are DISGOSTANG!!!!!!!
You are so right in your comments about how nasty people are. Trust me, I understand b/c I work with some trifling, nasty people. Some eat out of trash cans, some don’t wash hands after using the bathroom, some ppl you just think in your head hmm, I know your house and car is nasty. TRAGIC.
At my school someone shat in the middle of the bathroom floor, that shit was nasty as hell 🤢
I'm loving the "Karen" look
She said HERSHEY SQUIRTS!!!! IM DEAD 🤣
Your makeup stay FLAWLESS baby!!! Please do a tutorial. #NewSub #LuvinYouAlready
Stay blessed!!!
Why do this hair make me feel like it’s Karen in the front but Mary J in the back?
😂😂😂😂
Same thing happened to me in Nashville at the mellow mushroom
🤣 ...... I was waiting for it HAHAHA, there go the read.
If the bathrooms are dirty you can bet the kitchen is too.
It sounds like someone did some enchiladass.🤢
I love those earrings 💕
Hersey squirts 🤣🤣
Lmbo
Lol the first part makes me think of my friends that cover their face who are shocked when you don't know who they are when they take it off.
What do you mean they don’t know who you are ?! B you a WHOLE NEW PERSON!!! Lol
That describes every bathroom I’ve ever seen at a drag show.. I just hold it.. I’d rather risk getting a ticket pissin near a bush somewhere
A good trick when eating out, go to the bathroom first. Check out their cleanliness and wash your hands.
idk if it was the fuckin plumbing idk if somebody had the damn hurshy squirts
F U M E S
One guy pooped on the urinal xD
Not 4 Strands.. 😂... I love your energy....Love your realness
He talking about we need to have some type of meeting or something😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am CRYING AND MY STOMACH HURT
I’d give anything for you to be a judge on Legendary ❤️❤️❤️❤️ love you Jasmine!!
Yassss come on lashes!!!!!!❤💛💙💜💚
I don’t why DID what you DID and why treated me the way you DID but shouldn’t DID THAT 😂😂😂 ( 1:50 )
You said that smell fucked my nerves up! ROTFF!!! OMG!
Scarlets bathroom in Hawaii is absolutely disgusting!!!
Old vid,but you right.i would have discretely photographed that mess,and send to the health department.that is a clear violation.especially in any establishment that serves food/beverages
HERSHEY SQUIRTS
"TRACKY"
that part
I didn’t even go in that bathroom 💀😭
Dose anyone else don't like taking food o r drinks into the bathroom
Hell Naw!!!
I never take food or drink I am scared of the particles floating around
"...unless I am PISSinng."
I love ❤️ U…. I just subscribed ❤
Hershey squirts 😂😂😂😂😂