Things PBG is bad at: 1. Running and walking in general 2. Getting through doors 3. Jumping in general 4. Catching rabbits 5. Aiming cannons 6. Flying with the Wing Cap 7. Playing as Wario (actually he's bad as all of them, but especially Wario) 8. Staying alive 9. Surviving underwater 10. Climbing mountains 11. Riding a Rainbow Ride 12. Not falling off of things 13. Avoiding damage 14. The stages (of almost all of them: remembering what they're called, where they are, what their layout is and of course playing them (especially playing them)) 15. The Bowser stages 16. Speedrunning 17. Collecting coins 18. Defeating Bullies 19. Defeating Boos 20. Defeating Piranha Plants 21. Remembering stuff 22. Planning an episode well (except for that one time) 23. Making progress (a.k.a. getting Power Stars) 24. Reading 25. Playing while talking (he's not the only one, though) 26. Raging (compared to others, which is a good thing I guess) 27. Cussing (which is also a good thing) 28. Being confident in himself 29. Staying focused 30. Boring us 31. Disappointing us 32. Being unfunny 33. Not having fun 34. Being a bad host
Tijn Bakker Actually #21 was supposed to include that, but he did say that he sometimes makes progress without planning it, so I edited "making progress" in.
Things PBG is bad at, but makes us love him: 1. Running and walking in general 2. Getting through doors 3. Jumping in general 4. Catching rabbits 5. Aiming cannons 6. Playing as Wario (actually he's bad as all of them, but especially Wario) 7. Staying alive 8. Surviving underwater 9. Climbing mountains 10. Riding a Rainbow Ride 11. Not falling off of things 12. Avoiding damage 13. The stages (almost all of them) 14. The Bowser stages 15. Speedrunning 16. Collecting coins 17. Defeating Bullies 18. Defeating Boos 19. Defeating Piranha Plants 20. Remembering stuff 21. Planning an episode well (except for that one time) 22. Making progress (a.k.a. getting Power Stars) 23. Reading 24. Playing while talking (he's not the only one, though) 25. Raging (compared to others, which is a good thing I guess) 26. Cussing (which is also a good thing) 27. Being confident in himself 28. Staying focused
I remember thinking the other day, of all the levels to have a Flying Cap, you'd think Rainbow Ride would be one of them, then I saw the red box and was like hey wait a second! Still I guess flying would kind of break the level if you did have it.
Let's just be nice to PBG and tell him what he's good at: 1. Losing 2.Failing 3.Dying 4.Taking damage 5. Being funny 6. Being awesome 7.Being amazing 8. Being loved by all the subscribers 9. Not playing mario 64 10. Planning (SOMETIMES) 11. Singing 12. Fullfilling the motto of the name of the series :)
3:42 There you go, PBG. You got down the stairs and got into a door with no trouble at all! You're clearly not as bad at those things as you think you are. Sometimes.
I'm watching this late at night, and the noises at 2:10 - 2:13 scared the shit out of me. I had to listen to it at least 3 times to make sure it wasn't something behind me.
PBG is bad at: Platforming games Fighting Games Killing Enderman with a bow Stayin Sane while playing terraria PBG is good at: Video Making Screaming after he dies (nobody can say anything from the dead but him) Jumping off of buildings Wasting Time Not using curse words
PBG, your video was magical for me after all. The advertisement at the end I think somehow glitched and became a full episode of Australia Border Patrol. THERE IS MAGIC IN THIS CHANNEL.
I don't understand PBG's obsession with achieving a goal in a single "episode"...He controls how long an episode is going to last. It seems like he splits these up in 11-14 minute chunks which are edited. This is fine, but knowing that eliminates all sense of urgency to the viewer (IMO). So, to me, his constant statements of "I have to get [x] done in this episode" are trivial at best. (FYI this was not a complaint, just an observation)
I'm not really the laughing type when it comes to movies/videos when I'm alone, but for some reason this video made me laugh a lot, probably because you highlighted what you were bad at and that just made me pay more attention to it! XD
Ooh, I remember the endless stairs trick. I pulled that off in the original game. It's pretty easy, actually. But the glitch doesn't work in the DS version. They fixed it. :C
The trick to the endless stairs is to do the long jump but hold backward in the middle of the jump and then button mash the jump for about 20 seconds and u fast jump all the way to the top and you should fall into the stage. The glitch does take longer to initiate in the DS version.
When I was a kid and this game first came out, my cousin told me that you could only get to bowser if you jumped through the 64th Peach painting or something like that. So I have bad memories of counting them all. XD
Things you are not good at: planning episodes, commentating, making videos, zelda, (actually, that might be one thing your good at...) finding the correct levels, jumping, being a boyfriend, going into the same level twice, jumping off carpets, ...and lots of other things. But hey, it's PBG Sucks at Playing Super Mario 64!
no, i checked and it doesnt. that thinking is what caused me to miss doing a 120 star run cuz i forgot what star i was missing and thought that one counted. lol
Didn't PBG Play Mario 64 before? I remember him talking about the clock thing, where you need to time it so the bighand reaches a certain spot, the map freezes.
The one thing I really don't like about this game is how it FORCES you to use mario just to UNLOCK doors. I can understand making you use him for bowser battles, but....most of the required times for him are just locked doors. Once opened, you can waltz right back down them steps and pick your character and then proceed to have fun again.
I use the Elgato Game Capture HD for console stuff! But you need a specific capture device installed onto your 3DS if you want to capture 3DS/DS footage. =)
Instead of Minecraft HC you should do Minecraft dead island and have the opening be sad and with the dead island theme song- nothing could make me more happier
Hey PBG, i've found my old GameCube and i got legend of Zelda WindWaker Limited Edition, and that Limited Edition means that i got legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. Am i cool now?!
More like Bed.
**Ba dum tss**
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA... I don't get it
Jaden Hasse me neither
what the fuck dose that mean
Ah Jeff..
Things PBG is bad at:
1. Running and walking in general
2. Getting through doors
3. Jumping in general
4. Catching rabbits
5. Aiming cannons
6. Flying with the Wing Cap
7. Playing as Wario (actually he's bad as all of them, but especially Wario)
8. Staying alive
9. Surviving underwater
10. Climbing mountains
11. Riding a Rainbow Ride
12. Not falling off of things
13. Avoiding damage
14. The stages (of almost all of them: remembering what they're called, where they are, what their layout is and of course playing them (especially playing them))
15. The Bowser stages
16. Speedrunning
17. Collecting coins
18. Defeating Bullies
19. Defeating Boos
20. Defeating Piranha Plants
21. Remembering stuff
22. Planning an episode well (except for that one time)
23. Making progress (a.k.a. getting Power Stars)
24. Reading
25. Playing while talking (he's not the only one, though)
26. Raging (compared to others, which is a good thing I guess)
27. Cussing (which is also a good thing)
28. Being confident in himself
29. Staying focused
30. Boring us
31. Disappointing us
32. Being unfunny
33. Not having fun
34. Being a bad host
You forgot getting stars.
Tijn Bakker Actually #21 was supposed to include that, but he did say that he sometimes makes progress without planning it, so I edited "making progress" in.
***** Okay :)
Things PBG is bad at, but makes us love him:
1. Running and walking in general
2. Getting through doors
3. Jumping in general
4. Catching rabbits
5. Aiming cannons
6. Playing as Wario (actually he's bad as all of them, but especially Wario)
7. Staying alive
8. Surviving underwater
9. Climbing mountains
10. Riding a Rainbow Ride
11. Not falling off of things
12. Avoiding damage
13. The stages (almost all of them)
14. The Bowser stages
15. Speedrunning
16. Collecting coins
17. Defeating Bullies
18. Defeating Boos
19. Defeating Piranha Plants
20. Remembering stuff
21. Planning an episode well (except for that one time)
22. Making progress (a.k.a. getting Power Stars)
23. Reading
24. Playing while talking (he's not the only one, though)
25. Raging (compared to others, which is a good thing I guess)
26. Cussing (which is also a good thing)
27. Being confident in himself
28. Staying focused
DanThePatheticGamer "but makes us love him" goes without saying ;)
I remember thinking the other day, of all the levels to have a Flying Cap, you'd think Rainbow Ride would be one of them, then I saw the red box and was like hey wait a second! Still I guess flying would kind of break the level if you did have it.
Well, carpets are cooler than flying right? ;)
Hektor Cody Thank sweet, merciful God in heaven, yes.
AMS604 NintendoCapriSun used Nostalgia! :D
Hunter Dalton
A critical hit!
Let's just be nice to PBG and tell him what he's good at:
1. Losing
2.Failing
3.Dying
4.Taking damage
5. Being funny
6. Being awesome
7.Being amazing
8. Being loved by all the subscribers
9. Not playing mario 64
10. Planning (SOMETIMES)
11. Singing
12. Fullfilling the motto of the name of the series :)
Yah he writes notes and Lololol
3:42 There you go, PBG. You got down the stairs and got into a door with no trouble at all! You're clearly not as bad at those things as you think you are. Sometimes.
Things PBG is bad at doing: wasting time--because he got a star.
At 3:57 your bad at being princess peach's boyfriend but you are good at being chris brown
LMAO
Man, it's always so refreshing to be able to watch UA-cam gaming without the constant barrage of profanities. 👍🏼
I'm watching this late at night, and the noises at 2:10 - 2:13 scared the shit out of me. I had to listen to it at least 3 times to make sure it wasn't something behind me.
Right?! I had to too! That part was giving me anxiety!
Heather M I didn't hear noises
Bas Lens They're talking about the door closing behind Mario :)
Heather M
Me also did hear noises behind that were may be me SAMMMIIICCHHH
PBG is bad at:
Platforming games
Fighting Games
Killing Enderman with a bow
Stayin Sane while playing terraria
PBG is good at:
Video Making
Screaming after he dies (nobody can say anything from the dead but him)
Jumping off of buildings
Wasting Time
Not using curse words
he never uses bad language ! i never noticed that . thats a direct opposite to egoraptor who swears all the time
You can't kill and Enderman with a bow so that doesn't count.
SOIBand yup but they're both great
Now go talk to Toad! When I played, I would get a star from a level and talk to Toad and he'd give me another!
Things that PBG is bad at:
1. Not being funny.
2. Not being awesome.
3. Not existing.
Things PBG aren't good at
4.Making English
5.Not diving off a cliff
6.Being Wario(But no one can be Wario like Wario)
7. Getting stars
8. Playing 'Hey you, Pikachu'
9. Speaking and playing at the same time
10. Riding the magic carpet
11. Making sense.
TimeSmashaPeril Reading.
Mary Deloris Freeman Is # 12.
lol
This is one of my favorite videos on UA-cam. I love this let’s play so much. I have to rewatch it every now and then.
PBG is bad at thinking of things he's bad at.
pronouncing "sidle" correctly
pronouncing "dragon" correctly
pronouncing "deku" correctly
........lol
This, lol. ^
Except the deku part. I'd argue with you on that one. ;)
PBGGameplay (Also, my argument would pretty much be summed up with: Who cares? Lol.)
lmao.....actually I always pronounced it deeku too!
PBGGameplay Replying to yourself I see.
LooneyBoyGamer DONT FORGET LETHEAL
Wario is bad playing as PBG.
PBG, A new video just for me? You shouldn't have. Thanks PBG. This is the best birthday everrrrrrrr.
I love that Jeff is editing now. He adds a little special flare to an already great series!
When I read this, I was thinking of Jeff the shark (from Nerdcubed)
"Aw! Did you see that?! That was just pretty average..."
"Domestic abuse is not funny,don't laugh at it" While bowser laughs 4:03
1:15 Hmm...Lets check the possible things he means
1. Koopalings
2. Goombas
3. Rape.
One of these things are absolutely NOT like the others.
5:28 I love you too, PBG! (But as a friend though, 'cause I'm a guy and you are too. At least I think you are.)
This was almost as tense as the bridge was in Minecraft hardcore 1
You're bad playing as Wario.
He's not bad, Wario is bad.
I tell you what.
Well PBG said leave a comment on what else he's bad at in Super Mario DS, and I did just that.
When he gets mad he hits his girlfriend, not cool pbg take anger management.
Hank Hill That's a clean burning burn right there.
PBG, your video was magical for me after all. The advertisement at the end I think somehow glitched and became a full episode of Australia Border Patrol. THERE IS MAGIC IN THIS CHANNEL.
I don't understand PBG's obsession with achieving a goal in a single "episode"...He controls how long an episode is going to last. It seems like he splits these up in 11-14 minute chunks which are edited. This is fine, but knowing that eliminates all sense of urgency to the viewer (IMO). So, to me, his constant statements of "I have to get [x] done in this episode" are trivial at best. (FYI this was not a complaint, just an observation)
some people have a 15 min. cut off time for videos, some do. i have no idea whether he does or not since this channel is a second channel
bad at killing boos
bad at talking to people without punching them
bad at not dying
bad at 100 coin stars
ect.
''Electricity doesn't make you run in circle'' PBG, 2014
I'm not really the laughing type when it comes to movies/videos when I'm alone, but for some reason this video made me laugh a lot, probably because you highlighted what you were bad at and that just made me pay more attention to it! XD
watching this a year after it was released I can tell you PBG it's okay to not get a star in one episode. Game Grumps do it all the time!
You're bad at playing with Wario of course!
And also to jump in holes ;)
Emilie Poirier AND to stay on a magic carpet!
Ooh, I remember the endless stairs trick. I pulled that off in the original game. It's pretty easy, actually. But the glitch doesn't work in the DS version. They fixed it. :C
3 years later and I confidently say PBG- I love you too. I'm not leaving.
I now want to see Mario do a Sonic Rainboom.
The Earthbound Gamer I'm going to love and tolerate the heck out of you!
I don't get it.
From My Little Pony and Rainbow Dash.
Moonbeam finally I have been trying to look for a mlp fan and yes I knowmwat a sonic rainboom and I like that fluttershy pic
Moonbeam Rather odd to reference such an old show.
One thing that I've always wondered is... WHY CANT TOAD TO IT!?!? WHENEVER YOU GO INTO A NEW AREA HE IS ALWAYS THERE!
I love the voices that you use to read the text
The trick to the endless stairs is to do the long jump but hold backward in the middle of the jump and then button mash the jump for about 20 seconds and u fast jump all the way to the top and you should fall into the stage. The glitch does take longer to initiate in the DS version.
When I was a kid and this game first came out, my cousin told me that you could only get to bowser if you jumped through the 64th Peach painting or something like that. So I have bad memories of counting them all. XD
1. Running down stairs
2. Getting through doors
3. Doing long jumps
-Always butt jumps
4. Mario 64 in general
I thought this was a great episode honestly! Progress doesn't matter as much as funny/awesome PBG energy.
You're bad at keeping zelda month in a single month.
PBG is bad at remembering which hole to enter.
Ifyaknowwhatimean.
(ʘ言ʘ╬)
A better question, rather than what PBG's bad at, is what PBG's good at XD jk
PBG you had the perfect opportunity to use the song Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf on the hippie part and you missed it. YOU MISSED IT.
Also he could sing somewhere over the rainbow.
Or a whole new world
when i'm down, watching your videos helps cheer me up. :> thanks, pbg.
You're bad at getting stars.
its called pbg sucks at super mario 64 not pbg rocks at super mario 64
Ethan Duggins He asked to say in the comments what he is bad at, so I answered. X)
BradleyNews11 Other things PBG is bad at in Mario 64: Living, doing the stair glitch, and going to the right level
+BradleyNews11 Aaaaaaaaaand I found you about a year later.
1:42 pbg! Don't forget! You can't run in a circle either!(episode 4)
Things you are not good at:
planning episodes,
commentating,
making videos,
zelda, (actually, that might be one thing your good at...)
finding the correct levels,
jumping,
being a boyfriend,
going into the same level twice,
jumping off carpets,
...and lots of other things.
But hey, it's PBG Sucks at Playing Super Mario 64!
haha i love it when pbg reads the text and stuff
That was THE BEST Mario 64 episode that I have ever seen!!!
How do we know PBG didn't secretly actually plan this episode to truly live up to the Sucking at Super Mario 64 title?
The rainbow line reminds me of the Stanley parable adventure line
PBG is also bad at:
Being PBG
Looking like PBG
Walking like PBG
Eating like PBG
Talking like PBG
I find that when I play video games in front of others, it's tough to do it right! So don't feel bad PBG. Just go with le flow.
at the very end when he was jumping to get the other star i almost burst out laughing because i thought he was going to fall off the roof
12:42 made me flinch... I was sure you were just about to fall AHAHAH
Things you're bad at?
Well, being Wario just about tops them.
PBG you are bad at not being Awesome! :)
I keep wanting you to do the glitch jump in the spiral staircase, and then remembering that it's the DS version
PBG, stop fiddling around with the camera if you're gonna get any more Rainbow stars. Just trust the preset camera, it'll make your life much easier.
I just can't help it... I'm a fiddler by nature!
Fight the urge, it's so easy to miss a jump on that level, you should only ever change the camera if you can't legit see anything.
Shut up stupid he can do watever he wants
I watch you on itstailtime.net :3
DoctorWho Fan calm yourself
Lol, this episode really earns the "Sucking" part of the title!
Can you still do the Backwards Super Long Jump in the DS port?
PBG there is some speed runs out there of zero star runs, yes there are video of Mario 64 without getting a star.
well do you think the last star after beating the final boss would be counted?
no, i checked and it doesnt. that thinking is what caused me to miss doing a 120 star run cuz i forgot what star i was missing and thought that one counted. lol
ArcRay20 okay then! cool
I just noticed how similar the thumbnail is to his top 10 games to play when you're depressed.
Another thing you're bad at, PBG: being boring.
9:00-9:30, there are people, it's called zero star speedrunner
Uh, did this go up a day late?
This was somehow my favorite episode so far.
Didn't PBG Play Mario 64 before? I remember him talking about the clock thing, where you need to time it so the bighand reaches a certain spot, the map freezes.
it's probably on his mario video on his main channel that you saw that
The one thing I really don't like about this game is how it FORCES you to use mario just to UNLOCK doors. I can understand making you use him for bowser battles, but....most of the required times for him are just locked doors. Once opened, you can waltz right back down them steps and pick your character and then proceed to have fun again.
And thus, Grey Duovis had ALL THE MATERIAL
Things PGB is bad at in SM64DS:
keeping up with magic carpets
SM64DS itself!
This episode was so good. I was laughing so damn hard.
Here are some things pbg is bad at;
Making bad videos
Being a bad youtuber
Not being pbg
Being a breadbug from pikmin
Etc
Hey PBG
what do you use to record your screens,
like N64, NDS and PS3?
I use the Elgato Game Capture HD for console stuff! But you need a specific capture device installed onto your 3DS if you want to capture 3DS/DS footage. =)
He replied to a comment what this has not happened in centries
Jk png your awsome
PBGGameplay YOU REPLIED...THIS MEANS WERE BEST FRIENDS NOW!!! (~0~)
That was the embodiment of this series.
This is my new favorite video of the series Mr. Pringer Bing Ging.
You have no Idea how mad I am that Minecraft HC isn't uploaded
"What is this? What is my life?" A reference to Game Grumps?
I started playing this game because of PBG. I love it so far ^.^
subtle game grumps reference... nice one pbg
You're bad at:
Everything
ARE YOU PROUD OF ME MOM?
I think in the original you could backflip up the stairs, but they patched it in the DS version.
things pbg r bad at:
being ugly
being uncool
being a bad comedian
being a bad gamer
being a bad youtube channel
"Patience is Key!" your previous Mario 64 video says that '_')
Instead of Minecraft HC you should do Minecraft dead island and have the opening be sad and with the dead island theme song- nothing could make me more happier
Bed riding carpets, bed at killing boos, bed at killing bullies, bed at playing with wario, and bad at telling jokes.
throughout the whole video I didn't understand a single word he said
Bad at reading
Bad at catching rabbits
Bad at aiming with the cannon
Bad at fighting piranha plants
The list goes on
This is why I love your videos XD
"Domestic abuse is not funny. Don't laugh at it."
I didn't...until you said that.
He was most likely quoting Game Grumps at 5:22
No I wasn't, lol.
It sounded like it.
See?
/watch?v=43C2aBKMqeA
+Pokémon Trainer Connor ポケモントレーナーコナー Fuck Off
Jordan Olney Wow. Just wow.
Hey this has been a nice episode, I laughed a lot. No need to have tons of stars.
PBG do you happen to have the app called Hanging With Friends if you do could you tell me your username please
Episodes of Mario 64 where doesn't get a star... I think PBG predicted it. Game Grumps have at least 3 of them, right?
I dont care if you just got 1 star i love u anyway :D PBG!!
Hey PBG, i've found my old GameCube and i got legend of Zelda WindWaker Limited Edition, and that Limited Edition means that i got legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. Am i cool now?!
The title of this series exists for episodes like this LOL
You are awesome.
At my school we'll be singing Age Of Aquarius