That is one impressive path of destruction. I wish that GTA5 could archive or non-spawn all the damage behind you, so you could turn around and drive back through all of the carnage, adding more to it.
A normal day at the LSPD be like "Sir we gotta 324-434546" "A taxi that can ram cars hardcore speeding down the opposite direction of the freeway? I'm on it
***** What? But there is a 50% chance of your car not blowing up. So put your seatbelts on kids or you would get cut by broken glass and get run over by cars.
Quite common for a game. Just don't say it's your first time to see it, remember what the hardware was looks like for PS - The very first one. Have you ever noticed a guy walking and running consecutively forwards even though there is a wall in front of him all the time. No?
"Alright guys since the beginning of this rampage over a thousand casualties have been reported and there is zero sign that anything we throw at it is even scratching the taxi, quite frankly I think we might need to contact the SCP Foundation over this anomalous emergency, but I'm pretty sure that if we keep having our officers attempt to ram him off the road or blocking the road it might still work."
This is pretty much what they did with that one semi truck in gta san Andreas. It had infinite mass which is why it blew everything up and infinite momentum which is why it didn't slow down. Ever.
Ya know you'd think that after seeing literally every attempt to take down the driver by means of roadnlocks and vehicle collision to slow down the vehicle fail miserably with the taxi going right through the cars like they don't even exist that the police would try something else to take down the taxi, or atleast something else to prevent less casualties of civilians.
That is one impressive path of destruction. I wish that GTA5 could archive or non-spawn all the damage behind you, so you could turn around and drive back through all of the carnage, adding more to it.
Gta would lag way too much m8
hello in 2023
A normal day at the LSPD be like
"Sir we gotta 324-434546"
"A taxi that can ram cars hardcore speeding down the opposite direction of the freeway? I'm on it
😂
4:26Oh. i felt sad for that burning cop.
Gater2000 me too but I also felt happy
Same thing here :(
But it's a Video game
smells like bacon
@trash XDDD
@ lol
7:34 the cop is drunk 😂
This video should be renamed to: How to release frustration in GTA V
Hey there what are you going to get for Christmas this year I'm just wondering ok bud lol.
@@dpflack1744 hi
11:07 wait for it...........the SUV was gitch so hard I was laughing so hard😂🤣
I got a sadistic thrill from watching this XD
This is why the LSPD can't have nice things.
lmao
ROFL
To put the weight into scale, the average American train locomotive weighs about 100 tons.
Mastacheifa 118 fgg
8:57 Bus be like: MANTLE KICK
4:34 well that mini truck driver was out of the whole car while dead driving ?! lol wtf...
Idk why i love seeing videos like this, crushing cars, etc. Like BeamNG Drive Crashes ik its not realistic but somehow i love it :/
15:07 Pay attention to empty space in front, the policeman came in so he wouldn't be killed kkkkk
5:18 the mod probably made everything else other than the taxi really light.
06:13 Damn texture pop-ins :O
GKID7891 Always happens when I drive fast in MCLA
breonnah jyvonne u need new cpu
Well i still play GTA V on ps3, so im used to it.
Renderization 03%
battlenick form the GPu
0:44 rip door
1 like = 1 prayer
16:29 "Drop your weapon!"... The car!?
The LegendaryMuffin303 well a car can be used as a weapon...
Try to drop 100 ton car
Taxi: literally destroy any car/plane
Also the taxi: cannot destroy a tree
@
0:43
why do i love that the car opens the door but then the player breaks it
4:22 that police car got rekt
Theres a man hanging from the sign paper up there at 13:49 LOL
Watch at 0.5x speed
1:27 ...yeah she's dead
2:39 ...guy on bike misses death
2:42 ...car sandwich
4:25 ...burning pig
this is me when it is black friday
Lmao 😂
Oof lol😂😂😂😂
2:14 LSPD Finally Notices
they only realize when they see the cargo being sabotaged
Notice how many people fly out of their car because they didn't put their seatbelts.
Remember,kids,always wear seat belts so you can become bacon in burning wrecks like those cops.
***** What? But there is a 50% chance of your car not blowing up. So put your seatbelts on kids or you would get cut by broken glass and get run over by cars.
Yin Look were
石先生 What do you mean?
Yin Look It's based of off California, pretty sure plenty of our drivers don't use our seatbelts, or stay off the phone.
When you ordered a 2 minute Amazon delivery
That's funny
4:37 notice that the guy's arms and legs are going through the door
Quite common for a game. Just don't say it's your first time to see it, remember what the hardware was looks like for PS - The very first one. Have you ever noticed a guy walking and running consecutively forwards even though there is a wall in front of him all the time. No?
4:20 the way the taxi rolls over and crushes the cop car made me lose my shit
And I can't find it send help
When you are late for work and this happens.
4:23 Behold that impressive power in weight, the taxi just bumped the police car and the police car exploded!
0:55 You missed me ! XD
"Alright guys since the beginning of this rampage over a thousand casualties have been reported and there is zero sign that anything we throw at it is even scratching the taxi, quite frankly I think we might need to contact the SCP Foundation over this anomalous emergency, but I'm pretty sure that if we keep having our officers attempt to ram him off the road or blocking the road it might still work."
You think this is super strong, try it on the TRAIN.
Amy Montallana said
I don't remember this scene from Taxi Driver
Matthew Layford I am 37signals
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X. 2
841 we have a crazy taxi LoL Hollywood movies in a nutshell
0:32 loved that:D
I love this five stars mod dude Lol keep up the great work ok man lol.
4:44 car: BEÈEEAEEAEAEAEEYEEAEEEEEEPBBBPPPPPP
Looks like Solid Granite Car from Carmageddon
He was going so fast at the end
Man THAT WAS SO SOO BADASS
Chuck Norris Car xdd
0:32 that was awesome
Is it a ps3 version of gta 5? How did you install this mod?
and this kids, is why you always wear a seatbelt
0:22 lol i never saw that before.
17:29 and end for 4 stars police -.- why a 5?
That taxi Is very cool, is like Duke O' Death but with most crash power
7:22 AWESOME 😮😮😮!!!!!
How did you get the indestructible taxi?
Better then a tank 👌
3:43 all around me are familiar faces
And exploding cars
The cop XD 7:33
4:21 TUGH LIFE
thug live*
4:22 We’ll
Be
Right
Back
I love ❤️ this taxi 🚕 mod Dude lol 😂
1:34 He is so lucky
7:38 he uppercutted a car
This is pretty much what they did with that one semi truck in gta san Andreas. It had infinite mass which is why it blew everything up and infinite momentum which is why it didn't slow down. Ever.
POV: the taxi driver isnt in a good mood
Hey 👋 there I love ❤️ this gta 5 mod Dude lol 😂
Every Uber driver dream cab.
17:30 of people dying and exploding from a freaking taxi. 🚖🚘💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥
Man the new Crazy Taxi game look great
Is it just me or are the station wagons getting the most of the pain?
Gosh! What a good taxi service!
Its like traffic checking from Burnout revenge!!!
When the person want the taxi driver to be fast :
0:44,yes there was a lucky man in the car😂
3:41 Best Chain Reaction Ever!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
The new Crazy Taxi game looks amazing
4:23-4:30
My favorite part XD
I love ❤️ this gta 5 video lol 😂
4:21 In the same way the cops were hit by Lincoln in the thriller The Car
hollywood movies in a nutshell
Mainly the Michael bay ones
so true
meme Boy Jason Bourne
+ArcaneHero '
Hans Blaauw meme kinᶃ pl,l,
Molto bello vdeo io sono un tuo grande fan
When you tell a GTA IV taxi to hurry
that moment when you get some speed in this taxi
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when you ask the cab driver to hurry up a little bit..
Lol that's definitely the PS3, I remember how bad it was at loading in the map if you were driving too fast.
Is this the new episodes of Fake Taxi?
0:55 “Missed me!” No they didn’t!
Just another day in Manhattan
Brings back memories of the Bridge of Death from GTA 4
I just got rage's video in the middle of the ad.
You can just imagine what the scene could've been if he turned the camera...
Wow, that was very crazy! Taxi VS Police. Awesome!
4:20 now that is failrace style!
next video: 100 ton super taxi vs tree
But it still ain't strong enough to kill the train...
Ya know you'd think that after seeing literally every attempt to take down the driver by means of roadnlocks and vehicle collision to slow down the vehicle fail miserably with the taxi going right through the cars like they don't even exist that the police would try something else to take down the taxi, or atleast something else to prevent less casualties of civilians.
That taxi looks so much like the one in mario odyssey
8:30 that guy was lucky
How did you do this like what mod did you use
Isnt it nice to see that many reginas ridded from the world in a day
this is the real crazy taxi
Wow it took that long for the cops chase him?
those 1,9 k dislikes were from the LSPD
Who have see the police dabing 15:52 ? Like my comment
Rimoun Ishou I saw it he dab in the air xD
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Rimoun Ishou flippin dab
lol I saw it
It likes:
Police: I DIED!!! YAY!!! *Dabs in the air*
*when you tip the driver to go faster in gta 4*