Freeman Eat My A**! (Half-Life Fun / Fan Song)
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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Animation and thumbnail was once again completely made by Inlet: / inlet
To answer a few questions, yes I am going to make an Otis song and a G-Man song is already done.
I'm planning to make an entire new album out of this which of course will include every song plus instrumental and vocals only versions, but until then these songs will remain on Half-Life - Extras (vandoorea.band....
![INCOMING [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Mxtur5xI0Kg/mqdefault.jpg)
Scientist - Donuts
Citizens - Chee-ese
Barney - Beer
Soldier - ASS
Everyone has their favorite food.
Chocolate that is hard to open.
We are cooking
This is confirmed in the Vortigaunt song
I leike pizza
I did not expect this to get so sexual. Not complaining tho.
They are Marines after all.
And marines never pull out.
@@snufflebunny539 they do, but are terrible at it
@@snufflebunny539 "Forget about Freeman! We're pulling out!" will never sound the same now.
The whole military makes sense jokes a *LOT* source: my ex navy step mother
This is Gorgeous Freeman summarized in almost 4 minutes.
still waiting for episode 3 part 2 :(
@Alexjdev exactly
@@CloroxBleach0 it was cancelled, sadly
Gorgeous Feetman
well yes, but actualy no
"WE! WILL! EAT! WEAPONS!"
No wonder they all died to a nerd in a suit.
"The HECU is the best Unit the US Military has to offer"
-From Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit
Scientists had donuts
Guards had "mmm, candies"
HECU felt hungry too, you know!
@@speckopath6288 Hazardous Environments Combat Unit (from Wikipedia, the free online encylopedia):
No.
@@valoch3187 Well, yeah, sure, but why eat weapons and not as-
@@Rahayu.76 Well, yeah. Eating crayons and friendly-firing.
"6 AND 6 IS _seventy meters_ "
He a little confused but he got the spirit.
Some times soldiers are stupid.
They're used to using imperial instead of metrics
Quick math mate.
@@Jerry-gi7gu burh most are
12?
“Remember, Marines never pull out.”
- Jolly Wangcore
i remember a comment on his vid saying the military of ridiculously gay
I want to call him Jolly Wanker so fucking bad...
*immediately later* MARINES WE’RE PULLING OUT. WE’RE DOING AIRSTRIKES
@@stnorocwzo That used to be his channel name. But some time last year he changed it to Wangcore.
@@grimtygranule5125 I thought I was hallucination
#MYASSISHEAVY
#MYREDACTEDISHEAVY
#HECUEATSWEAPON
#thatm4a1assaultrifletastesprettygood
I am like number 69. Nice.
I ruined that 69 likes.
I like to think the two guys in the middle are the ones singing, and the guys on the side are just holding back laughter.
"just dont say anything, let them get the fire and we run"
one has CAPS LOCK the other doesn't
2:40 e c h o (look right)
He didn't follow the script though I must say it added alot to the song.
the guy dancing is just singing waiting for the pull-out heli
It costs four hundred thousand dollars to eat this weapon for twelve seconds.
Well that was unexpected tf2
Those are the hospital bills
@@kidyomu89 In america*
As the Black-Ops assassin, you can backstab enemies for a one-hit kill.
@@mnichow2146 As the Scientist, you can deploy your Medi Gun to aid teammates.
Will you do a metrocop version called like: "Pick Up That Can!" ?
I think he should First do the Vortigaunts
@Loli exterminator yes
You're right, I forgot about the potential of the vortigaunts' voice lines.
Combine soldiers would be like this: " CALL CONTACT PARASITICS. " and stuff like this. I'd like to see a combine soldier one.
@@raddarat8471 gallin gallan gilla ma
A serious remix and a meme one uploaded within a minute of each other?
Are you sure it's not Christmas?
Scientist and Security staff: sings like badasses
HECU: On Drugs
Black Mesa staff: Nooo, you can't just take drugs and make a song
HECU: haha ass go heavy
Science Team: Sings about donuts
Security: Sings about Freeman
HECU Soldiers: 🏳️🌈Sings about Freeman🏳️🌈
@Ryan Bourque
ECHO
Methtallica
@@vendableart your comment makes me burst out "haha ass go heavy" bruhhh
LvL 80 HECU Marine vs LvL 0 Freeman
Freeman wins.
LvL 100 Boss Freeman
That's how Black Mesa works.
you deserve a prize for these words
Lvl 500 Dr. Coomer
I'm LvL 404, currently unable to be found.
Corporal Adrian Shephard oof, that’s a good one
G man LvL 1.000 vs Head Crab LvL 1:
Y'know, all of the half life music from this channel is really fitting,
"hey it's Freeman!" felt very disjointed and unorganised and that fit with the theme of it being sung by people from a resistance in a near hopeless war
"Freeman, you fool!" Felt much more calculated with some elements of panic sprinkled in, representing the scientists' logical abilities, but overall state of chaos after the reasonance cascade occurs
"Freeze, Freeman, freeze!" Was much more calm, with a bit of action sprinkled in, this fits more with the guard's entire feeling of staying much calmer than the scientist due to the fact that they're armed and the action fit with them being the only people being armed, other than Freeman and were much more likely to get into fire fights
"Freeman, eat my ass" felt much more mindless and tough than the other songs, fitting with the theme of the military being very tough and generally being percieved as mindless
You know this song sounds stupid and goofy at the start but then it gets odly badass
Good asd
My gender is now identified as Roger... NO! CHARLIE!
echo
To the left!
And to the right!
And up
And down!
"I LIKE PIZZA *Chewbacca noises*"
Charlie, I'm trying to sneak around. But I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ASSSsssSSSSssSSS keeps alerting Freeman.
Lol
@OoOoOo charlie is that one goofy uncle..
Shotgun guy: where am I, why am I here, what is going on
Black Guy with big weapon: * actually singing *
Beret guy: * enjoying this *
Shephard: When will this end, I would like to leave
Freeman: * visible fear *
The guys you call black guy with a big gun and shotgun guy are actually balaclava and sergant
@@BelugAOrigiNaL123 shut up
@@doriantermini skinned black guy
The big guy with the M60 is called the Human Sergeant. He’s a cut mini-boss from Half Life
Can't wait for "Freeman's a Double Boomer" by the Combine Soldiers
it needs a gunship chorus
I'm dying from how amazing this is! The HECU soldiers are perfect as the loud, edgy music group of the Half-Life universe.
*WE EAT WEAPONS*
also we need Combine now
O N E
T W O
T H R E E
F I V E
F O U R
S I X
s e v e n t y m e t e r s
...aaaaand I'm dead.
This it's what the marines done to freeman after capturing him im Black Mesa Residues Facilities.
They do be vibing.
Oh so thats why he doesent talk.
They...they what?
oh my god...
O my god.........
This single was part of a campaign to promote Shepherd and the HECU’S. The alternate name of the song is “My Ass Is Heavy”. The single itself was released on 19th of November 1999, as a passion project of Adrian Shepherd and his friends but became incredibly popular. Unfortunately no word about the new album or songs have been heard from band’s lead man Adrian Shepherd
I heard hes making one in his apache thats stranded in space
@@dr.coomer5115 I'm going to have to correct you doc, it's a v22 osprey trapped somewhere in xen.
The band has disbanded due to complications on earth.
@@Vulpine_Cloaker no this just in the band get to gather again and renamed them selfs as the rebel 4
No words from Adrian is pretty much Adrian in general
Forzen throws his gun up at 1:58 when they says up and points it down when they say down and nobody mentions this and I'm angry
😢😢
Ahh so these are shepherds squad mates no wonder why he was gman’s main candidate for the HECU
Holy shit man, animated album cover!
Excellent job on the song, definetly looking forward to the Otis song
The otis song would just be freeze freeman freeze except "freeman" is replaced with "candy"
@wardrobe body ...you wouldnt happen to have a quarter i could borrow would you?
2:23 *HECU mating call intensifies*
Ayooo
"My ass is heavy like my ass" might be one of the best song lyrics in known history
0:58 What the military is actually studying
isso me pegou KAKAKAAKAK
"i think the military is just rock stupid."
-Ross Scott in Freemans Mind 20somethin
It’s garbled screaming and it’s perfect.
1:28 lost oportunity to ryme "69" with "your ass is mine", my only gripe with the song...
This is so much better than most popular songs nowadays.
Yeah : (
oK bOoMeR
Ok
of course it is, this is the best song!
Ok mister im special
"WHAT COMES AFTER THREE?" "FOUR!" " *YEAH!!* "
citizens/rebels : cheese
scientists : donut
Barneys : beers
HECU : -ass- 2:37
AKAKAKAKAKAKAK
2:48
Something tells me my @$$ in danger
" WHAT COMES AFTER THREE! "
" FOUR! "
" YEAH! "
*CHOKING NOISES*
I like the idea of a bunch of HECU just getting together and making up a silly freestyle song to pass the time together. Also "Freeman Freeman 69" caused me to enter a different plane of existence
The boys are back in town.
i didnt ASSpect this to be good
smartest US marines:
"i like pizza :)"-hecu grunt
All we need is the Civil Protection - OTA and Xen creature songs to have the whole set!
"Pick up that can" sung by civil protection
But how about combine overwatch?
" VISCON, VISCON! " sung by OTA
@@voxel8960 "BOUNCER BOUNCER" sung by Combine field soldiers
what about anttlions
Ideas for more remixes:
Gulunga, Free Man.: Vorts
GURRR BUUU HISS!: Zombies
Surrender, Anti-Citizen!: Combine
The Package, Freeman!: Blackops
The Portal, Freeman.: Gman
..., Gordon Freeman
The Quarter, Freeman!.: Otis Laurey
*Crowbar and gravity guns sounds*, Gordon Freeman
@@vendableart that is the best idea ive ever heard
@@vendableart Lets also remix his breathing and fall damage sounds
After 3 years, it's still fire as hell.
Especially lyrics
Freeman, freeman - eat my ass
My ass is heavy like my ass
Man, that's deep.
perfect song for the streams wayne is doing with their commentary,even cause we see from Mike's perspective,who voiced Sheppard
i really really don't remember any of this
so instead of training to fight they did this, makes sense
yea...no wonder they weren't prepared
Only 1 man got actual fucking training, and that man was shepard
2:14 dad passing a kidney stone
AND SIX PLUS SIX IS *seventy meters*
friend please do the expanded version of Half-Life 2 - Something Secret Steers Us chorus is very good.
this part make me laugh somemuch 1:44
"Movement moves"
*Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.*
H.E.M.R (Hazardous Environment Metal Rock)'s new album Freeman Eat My A**!:
1: Freeman Eat My A**!
2: Weapons
3: Check, now clear
4: My Ass Is Heavy (ft. Adrian Shepherd.)
5: Military Training
6: Scientist Shootup (ft. Adrian Shepherd.)
7:Hazardous
In 2020 will have flying cars
2020: WE! WILL! EAT! WEAPONS!
2022: WE WILL EAT ASS!
I had a feeling that a HECU song coming soon
1:17 epic beat drop part
*"Mental Breakdown": The song*
Please *Gordon* Doesn't need to know about the gas leak in the base, he's a professional!
“What is it with the military and butts?”
-A Jolly Wangcore
This sounds like eating glue and sniffing crayons pointy end first.
I love it but I feel like my brain is packing its suitcases right this instant.
SIX AND SIX IS ７０ M E T E R S
i like how "AND UP, AND DOWN" syncs with the Recon's pistol toss
1:58 if you're wondering
I love how the other two songs were actually unironically absolute bops but this one is just the embodiment of the HECU
Scientists, guards and HECU might disagree on a lot of topics, but in the end there is one thing uniting them all: noone likes Freeman.
0:47 dang freeman got destroyed right there by the marines.
*Top 10 legendary anime lines ever:*
"And six and six is seventy meters"
TWO PLUS TWO IS FOUR MINUS ONE THAT'S THREE
Q U I C K M A T H S
1:05 lol
We will eat weapon's 💀💀💀
not a title i thought i’d read but, still it’s epic
0:59 when you ask the grade 1 kid if he can do math
I'm glad the "MY ASS IS HEAVY" line someone made in a demonstration of the solider's segmented speech has made its way into this.
I love how shepard looks concerned about the song
Freeman has been real quiet since this dropped… well, I guess he-
3:40 THICC
Me: listens to the song
Also me: Why do I hear 8 bit noises that sound like this "ERFEEREFFEFEFERFEEFEFEEEEFREEMAN"
cheese, dounuts, beers, and now.......
....ass
We got H.E.C.U vs Freeman diss track before GTA 6
I got used to hearing the version without vocals so much the first grunt sound here actually scared me and I was like "WHERE MILITARY PECKNECKS?!"
Tiny edit: Thought of fun lyrics for part at 1:18:
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Freeman, Freeman, EAT MY A$$
You're now trapped in Alcatraz
Freeman, Freeman, GET AWAY
You're 6 foot below your own grave
Freeman, Freeman, 69
You just stepped right on our landmine
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Kinda sad there ain't any voicelines that line up with that
"So Corporal Shephard, we did meet at last."
- G-Man
10% Drugs
5% Violence
85% ASS!
Half-Life Source AI be like
THIS A BANGER💯💯🔥🔥
I adore these
Did the Angry Video Game Nerd write this song?
I've always heard 2:37 as "I MIGHT BEAT UP TANGO!"
the biggest roast to freeman
we are level 80
freeman is level 0
I Fucking Knew It !!!!!!
A masterpiece of the year boys !
Me And The Boys Drafted To WW3
Forzen dropping sick beats
The HECU were underused in Half Life VR. Seriously missed opprotunity making a bunch of gay soldiers talking about their asses while shooting at Freeman and co.
I like pizza
epic / épico
I'm Brazilian and I didn't understand almost anything about the music, but it was epic
I still come back to this, your meme remixes are genuinely amazing.
WHAT COMES OUT OF MY ASS.... SHIT
oh god this song is making me laugh at this too much
I remember a comment saying make one like this.. my god he actually did it
Wanna know what's crazy about this song? It gets better the more often you listen to it.
This all sounds like something the grunts would actually write and think is great.
freeman freeman 69
But Freeman has escaped from your 😊😊
forzen and the gang