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  • "Believe it or not, George isn't at home 🎵"
    From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 15 The Susie: Kramer sets his watch an hour ahead. George tries to avoid a breakup with his girlfriend. A colleague keeps calling Elaine, Susie. Jerry gambles on a basketball game, but the bookie can't pay him.
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  • @shareofmoney
    @shareofmoney Рік тому +954

    George's voicemail is one of the best things in TV history ever.

    • @GaryYork-tk2ow
      @GaryYork-tk2ow Рік тому +16

      I'd love my collection of voice-mails to sound like his. Think of the hours of entertainment in years to come!

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 Рік тому +36

      "George, are you there? I hate that stupid message..." LOL

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe Рік тому +7

      Pretty much

    • @shannonquinn8687
      @shannonquinn8687 Рік тому +15

      It's a take on a popular 70's tv theme song.

    • @johnsilva9139
      @johnsilva9139 Рік тому +4

      @@shannonquinn8687 Which one? I didn't catch that.

  • @radscorpion8
    @radscorpion8 Рік тому +485

    People talk about the voicemail, but Kramer's break up with Georege is also genius comedy

    • @alextanguay5886
      @alextanguay5886 Рік тому +25

      It’s hilarious! And when George tries to get back together through Kramer 😂😂

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray Рік тому +9

      4:52 ...woah

    • @AAA-tc1uh
      @AAA-tc1uh Рік тому +14

      How could they even keep a straight face in that scene is beyond me...

  • @dmcs5150
    @dmcs5150 Рік тому +296

    George: "My whole life, I've never made a great entrance!"
    Jerry: "You've made some fine exits." 🤣

  • @JohnnyC133
    @JohnnyC133 Рік тому +506

    I love how George never considers the possibility that she might just not go to the ball. Like he thinks that if he successfully manages to avoid a break up message, then she's legally obligated to go.

    • @TheLoonyBird
      @TheLoonyBird Рік тому

      Exactly. Incel thinking

    • @12Blueace
      @12Blueace Рік тому +54

      Classic George, the biggest obstacle is always the simplest thing he fails to overlook. It’s just like with the frogger; he wants preserve his high score, but fails to realize he has to keep the machine on to do that.

    • @RiddlerQM
      @RiddlerQM Рік тому +7

      Yeah I've always found that funny too lol.

    • @wonderwalls3565
      @wonderwalls3565 Рік тому +5

      Yes she is. Did not Jerry and George discussed this already?

    • @12Blueace
      @12Blueace Рік тому +13

      @@wonderwalls3565 In what way is required to go? It was obvious to George she wanted to break up with him because their relationship wasn’t going anywhere and George just wanted to use her to make a grand entrance and show off. If anything, she probably would have came just to dump him right there at the door and leave before twirling in, leaving George without a date for the ball and not making his grand entrance.

  • @whatsadog2445
    @whatsadog2445 9 місяців тому +82

    2:03 “If she can’t find me, she can’t break up with me.”
    Ah the good old times before ghosting was invented.

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 6 місяців тому +7

      George is reverse-ghosting her!

    • @Tripp393
      @Tripp393 2 місяці тому +2

      When people were decent

  • @richardpierce4908
    @richardpierce4908 Рік тому +102

    "I need something more than...........just a good time!" -Kramer😂😂

  • @trippcox2641
    @trippcox2641 Рік тому +210

    Kramer ending it with George is 😂 Best scene ever

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Рік тому +68

    “You really like this girl.”
    “No, I like the BALL!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackson76724
    @jackson76724 Рік тому +83

    George eating popcorn and then the shrug😂
    Jason Alexander genius

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 Рік тому +67

    George’s answering machine message is my ringtone.

  • @Glnn_n
    @Glnn_n Рік тому +75

    Ah the voicemail 😂😂😂 the way he shruggs his head at "where could i be"

    • @FettermanGPT
      @FettermanGPT Рік тому +7

      Shoulders? Even I couldn't shrug my head.

    • @Glnn_n
      @Glnn_n Рік тому +2

      ​​@@FettermanGPTy bad i meant shrugging his shoulders indeed

    • @andrewjames7438
      @andrewjames7438 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Glnn_nyou better feel bad. Head shrug lol.

    • @CozyOat
      @CozyOat Місяць тому

      😂😂 I love that shrug.

  • @Be.authentic_
    @Be.authentic_ Рік тому +226

    This show cannot be replicated and is the GOAT sitcom literally of all time. Unbelievable 😂😂😂

    • @arthuryan3577
      @arthuryan3577 Рік тому +9

      @neoanderson1628 your opinion has no worth

    • @Meltedcheese567
      @Meltedcheese567 Рік тому +5

      "The greatest of all time sitcom literally of all time." Did you go to college?

    • @sirjohnmara
      @sirjohnmara 11 місяців тому +2

      Yes. Nobody NEEDS to comment. I am avoiding the comment. I can keep avoiding. Yes, belive it or not. A true Seinfeld-Aficionado gets it.

    • @dont-want-no-wrench
      @dont-want-no-wrench 11 місяців тому +2

      the best of its era for sure

    • @christianali5431
      @christianali5431 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@arthuryan3577neither does yours.

  • @yt_hatesfreespeech
    @yt_hatesfreespeech 9 місяців тому +15

    lol the sound Kramer makes before running off

  • @ulaper6465
    @ulaper6465 9 місяців тому +19

    Nothing g better than Seinfeld reruns for a crappy day.

  • @ingen_nate_kenny6588
    @ingen_nate_kenny6588 Рік тому +96

    The voicemail is gold, but 1:11 underrated Costanza moment. "Uh-oh" is delivered so perfectly - the right tone, the right face, it's gold, Jerry. Gold.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Рік тому +1

      Underrated, ordinary... same thing, right? 🤦‍♂️

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Рік тому +2

      True, that's a great delivery

    • @hymns4ever197
      @hymns4ever197 7 місяців тому +1

      Nobody needs to talk. 😀

    • @claytonadair2623
      @claytonadair2623 3 місяці тому

      Who would want to?

  • @KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza
    @KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza Рік тому +79

    That voicemail is gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AmericanFUBAR33
    @AmericanFUBAR33 Рік тому +39

    Its impossible to make another show this funny.

    • @drunkensailor112
      @drunkensailor112 7 місяців тому +1

      It's

    • @christianali5431
      @christianali5431 5 місяців тому +2

      Even if you did you would have nothing on them because they were the original.

  • @MM-yi9zn
    @MM-yi9zn 7 місяців тому +12

    George is by far the best on the show. He is into subtlety & nuance. Unique talent!😊

  • @kevinclark5802
    @kevinclark5802 Рік тому +80

    The best part of this episode is the awkward exchange between George and Kramer at Jerry's apartment after the break up scene. Maybe I could call you sometime, Look George I told you it's over.

  • @Savoots
    @Savoots Рік тому +62

    It's funny how back then people would want to tell you that they want to break up, when now they'll just ghost you.

    • @josefinebliss2801
      @josefinebliss2801 Рік тому +5

      Yeah, or break up over Facebook Messenger 😂

    • @2EKgn16
      @2EKgn16 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@elessartelcontar9415Respect, strength of character, conscientiousness...you name it...All missing in action these days.

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 11 місяців тому +10

      I prefered that. At least they didnt leave you hanging, got some closure and it required actual effort. Now people are too lazy to try, often they just ghost you before the relationship has even started. 🤯

    • @John-Jacob-Smith
      @John-Jacob-Smith 9 місяців тому +4

      Even friendships these days end in ghosting

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Рік тому +75

    George's voicemail is without a shadow of a doubt one of the most iconic Seinfeld moments. It's always a joy when Jason Alexander sings

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport Рік тому +52

    Backless? You're going to back her in?" And George telling Elaine sternly that "She'll Twirl" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Droogs
      @Droogs 9 місяців тому +4

      Well, that's what Mr. Steinbrenner wants.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Droogs 🤣🤣🤣

    • @75aces97
      @75aces97 7 місяців тому +3

      She’s not going to twirl.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@75aces97 🤣🤣🤣

    • @carlgustav945
      @carlgustav945 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@75aces97Kramer twirled

  • @mattthambirajahpt286
    @mattthambirajahpt286 8 місяців тому +8

    Should have added the next bit where kramer bumps into george at Jerry's and the awkwardness between the 2 while Jerry is trying to make sense of the whole situation 😅

  • @dalespencer8694
    @dalespencer8694 Рік тому +19

    Kramer doing the break-up is next level comedy.

  • @lust4bass
    @lust4bass 8 місяців тому +9

    Kramers "good time" delivery is pure gold.

  • @JD_300
    @JD_300 Рік тому +36

    Out of all the characters on Seinfeld I can relate to George the most. Ladies if you are looking for a George Costanza type both in personality and looks I’m who you are looking for

    • @zaphenath6756
      @zaphenath6756 Рік тому +9

      hmm i wonder if you'll get any real replies from this. there has to be at least one george-o-phile out there

    • @Churrowhisperer
      @Churrowhisperer Рік тому

      So what you’re saying is you’re an awful human being who no woman in their right mind should ever go out with. Cause that’s George Costanza.

    • @arthurlevine1840
      @arthurlevine1840 Рік тому +7

      What about the snorting? Do you even snort like him when the situation calls for it?

    • @LowLevelNC
      @LowLevelNC Рік тому +13

      There just might be a lady out there, who’s looking for a knuckle, rather than a counterclockwise swirl.

    • @lloydster9000
      @lloydster9000 Рік тому +11

      So if we take everything you’ve accomplished in your life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent?

  • @kurt6410
    @kurt6410 Рік тому +45

    I wonder how many times Jason Alexander has been asked to record that voicemail opening for other people?

  • @rishabhmaheshwari2088
    @rishabhmaheshwari2088 11 місяців тому +8

    'You've made some fine exits' is such a brilliant understated line...

  • @robertfootball1
    @robertfootball1 Рік тому +16

    With text messaging these days, George’s strategy would never work. Damn.

  • @Boudica234
    @Boudica234 Рік тому +9

    I've been confronted with the "we have to talk" preamble several times in relationships. Actually at the very end of relationships. It's ALWAYS bad. It's ALWAYS soul crushing.

  • @godfather4377
    @godfather4377 Рік тому +20

    The best part is when George gives Kramer the tickets. And Kramer goes don’t let this girl get away. He puts on sunglasses and goes she’ll have to find me first. 😂

  • @dyates6380
    @dyates6380 11 місяців тому +9

    LOL. Every one of these are beyond hysterical. This sitcom was decades ahead of its time and here I am, twenty five years or so after it ended STILL laughing at episodes I've seen ten times already.

  • @MountainMan.
    @MountainMan. 11 місяців тому +7

    Kramer's looking for more than just a good time lol. The writing on this show is brilliant.

  • @musicaloffering
    @musicaloffering 6 місяців тому +2

    Everybody always breaks up at Pomodoro’s! ..I love the lady behind George at the other table! “How could you do this to me?!” 😂😂

  • @missvegan2607
    @missvegan2607 11 місяців тому +6

    Best scene ever when Kramer brake up with George 🤣🤣"George we are sorry"😂😂 and then run😂😂😂

  • @jerseybev4134
    @jerseybev4134 Рік тому +7

    They cut the clip before the best part, where Kramer makes his twirling entrance at the ball in a backless tux
    LOL

  • @TheFrenchPug
    @TheFrenchPug 10 місяців тому +7

    Kramer meeting George at Pomadoros was classic. And George responding like it was her sitting there. Classic Seinfeld comedy! We could use some more of this again.

  • @fromthehaven94
    @fromthehaven94 Рік тому +13

    She doesn't want to talk, she *needs* to talk.

  • @omarc9977
    @omarc9977 11 місяців тому +6

    In this episode I love the scene when Jerry is singing George's voicemail.
    Comedy gold

  • @jackalthereefer
    @jackalthereefer Рік тому +14

    3:02 is peak comedy, I will hear no arguments otherwise.

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 Рік тому

      ....no arguments from me! 😅

  • @NudePostingConspiracyTheories
    @NudePostingConspiracyTheories 9 місяців тому +3

    Its the casting! Half its sheer genius is in the cast.

  • @adamkuc9440
    @adamkuc9440 11 місяців тому +4

    The way he says a good time 😂

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink 11 місяців тому +5

    Believe or not but George was actually at home

  • @sstills951
    @sstills951 Рік тому +7

    My favorite parts aren't in this video. When Kramer says "George I thought you were going to change?" and George says "For her, not for you!". And the scene where Kramer takes George back.

    • @musicaloffering
      @musicaloffering 6 місяців тому

      Right! .. and the part where Kramer is the one who ends up doing the twirl grand entrance! 😂

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 7 місяців тому +2

    “Backless? You gonna back her in?” 😂

  • @mpslater9415
    @mpslater9415 Рік тому +5

    George is great in this episode.

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 Рік тому +34

    I love this show 😂

  • @philochristos
    @philochristos 6 місяців тому +2

    He could've tried negotiating with her. "If you'll go to the ball with me, I'll release you from any further commitment to me."

  • @LLOOYYYDD
    @LLOOYYYDD 8 місяців тому +4

    3:02 - 3:04 - The greatest Seinfeld moment ever 🤣🤣

  • @markrussell0420
    @markrussell0420 Рік тому +6

    She'll twirl!

  • @GaryYork-tk2ow
    @GaryYork-tk2ow Рік тому +12

    "You know, I'm getting to a point in my life where I need something more than just......a good time."

  • @bjornalm9950
    @bjornalm9950 8 місяців тому +1

    - Nobody needs to talk!
    Sometimes Jerry get his lines right😁

  • @trillama
    @trillama Місяць тому +1

    One thing we are all passing over, there is never a SINGLE AD on a Seinfeld video EVER.

  • @gmancolo
    @gmancolo 10 місяців тому +2

    Girl behind George must have thrown water on the guy.

  • @GR1NDMOD22
    @GR1NDMOD22 Рік тому +2

    “What an entrance, and who might this be?”

  • @kazee502
    @kazee502 8 місяців тому +2

    They should have gone to Mendy's

    • @georgiasmith64
      @georgiasmith64 4 місяці тому

      Or the soup stand place....".No ball for you"

  • @HDIII
    @HDIII Рік тому +3

    Wish answering machines were still a thing so I could change mine to that right now.

  • @garyfrombrooklyn
    @garyfrombrooklyn Рік тому +5

    Omg I forgot about this one! These always brighten up my day

  • @EbonyCoulter6723
    @EbonyCoulter6723 Рік тому +4

    Jerry and Georgia 😂😂😂😂 are a trip sometimes

  • @attyla2926
    @attyla2926 Рік тому +3

    Its not you,its me routine 😂😂😂

    • @mattg6390
      @mattg6390 Рік тому

      If it’s anybody, IT’S ME!

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 Рік тому +2

    No one NEEDS to talk!
    Who would WANT to?!
    🤣🤣

    • @DJKLIBRA
      @DJKLIBRA 9 місяців тому +1

      It's those subtitle jokes that make Seinfeld so good!

  • @standm6130
    @standm6130 11 місяців тому +3

    Did George make the grand entrance finally? Say yes!

  • @CT-pi2gl
    @CT-pi2gl Місяць тому +1

    If you think about it, the implication is that George has always had this ringtone, but we just never heard it...

  • @professordick4868
    @professordick4868 10 місяців тому +2

    Thats pure comedy genius!!!

  • @sameerolail
    @sameerolail Рік тому +2

    Thanks for uploading. Been waiting for this.

  • @double-you5130
    @double-you5130 Рік тому

    the logic is impeccable.

  • @williamoleary9330
    @williamoleary9330 6 місяців тому

    One of the best episodes ever

  • @walangintro-intro5953
    @walangintro-intro5953 Рік тому +3

    It's not you, it's me.

  • @Danyahl
    @Danyahl 4 місяці тому +1

    Naw, they had cut this too short. The best scene was when George and Kramer bumped into each other at Jerry's apartment.

  • @pewterpirate4560
    @pewterpirate4560 11 місяців тому +1

    Best comedy EVER!

  • @Roy-gn4sv
    @Roy-gn4sv 9 місяців тому +1

    I love Krammar. Hims funny.

  • @SongsOfPeteDonovan
    @SongsOfPeteDonovan 7 місяців тому

    I’d be willing to bet that this episode was specifically written around George’s answering machine.

  • @shakeandjake_1
    @shakeandjake_1 5 місяців тому

    “I didn’t know you wanted to get serious” 😂

  • @grivero
    @grivero 11 місяців тому

    Genius comedy

  • @kevinboudreaux7860
    @kevinboudreaux7860 11 місяців тому +2

    1990s - if she cant find me, she can't break up with me!
    2020s - you people used to break up in person? you used to discuss a breakup? we usually just ghost each other.........

  • @Andrea-cx9sv
    @Andrea-cx9sv Місяць тому

    The night the show first aired , the very next day I recorded that on my answering machine. Hahahaha, the good ol days

  • @db0800
    @db0800 7 місяців тому

    Class.

  • @hugolafhugolaf
    @hugolafhugolaf Рік тому +1

    3:01 gold

  • @asmukler
    @asmukler 7 місяців тому

    Whoever wrote this episode is a freaking genius

  • @jackalthereefer
    @jackalthereefer Рік тому +1

    NEVER go to Pomodoro. You will get broken up with.

  • @Thedesertguy75
    @Thedesertguy75 10 місяців тому +1

    Man I miss the old voicemail machines, we were so much happier without smartphones......yes we WERE!!....

  • @u47mkbg
    @u47mkbg 4 місяці тому +1

    Shannon Kenny- Allison was very petty 😘

  • @Droogs
    @Droogs Рік тому +1

    Believe it or not, I'm not home.

  • @rafaelmartinvannostrand2084
    @rafaelmartinvannostrand2084 Рік тому +4

    3:00 I could be wathching Jason Alexander nodding his shoulders all day

  • @davidlarsen1981
    @davidlarsen1981 10 місяців тому

    Lithe... lol, learned a new word today watching this clip :D

  • @clintn.kildepstein1656
    @clintn.kildepstein1656 Рік тому +4

    I just realized is “you’ve made some fire exits” referring to when he pushed the people at the party to escape the fire😂

  • @xploration1437
    @xploration1437 Рік тому +1

    Release the whole episodes!

  • @grinchoi1
    @grinchoi1 Рік тому +1

    The amount of times I would have choked out Kramer if she was my friend lol

  • @Labergemusic
    @Labergemusic Рік тому +1

    I love how the lady who got broken up with is missing in the very last scene

    • @imnirvana9982
      @imnirvana9982 Рік тому +1

      The guy is wiping himself with a napkin so looks like she threw a glass of water/drink in his face and stormed out. I like the little touches of that show.

  • @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
    @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld 10 місяців тому +1

    The fact that he sings the message a bit flat ,
    ...
    makes it more George- like 🤔

  • @katie2893
    @katie2893 Рік тому +2

    I blame Susie for this

  • @YZFR16666
    @YZFR16666 Рік тому +1

    Lithe, live? Live? lithe oh lithe

  • @WULDORI
    @WULDORI Місяць тому

    lol you can always count on Kramer to butt in and ruin everything

  • @mrmohan0
    @mrmohan0 8 місяців тому +1

    Proxy breakup.

  • @rswy8059
    @rswy8059 5 місяців тому

    This was the highest for George punching above his weight.

  • @EbonyCoulter6723
    @EbonyCoulter6723 Рік тому +1

    Now Kremer 😅😅😅

  • @CozyOat
    @CozyOat Місяць тому

    "Elaine, when a woman makes a ball entrance, she twirls."
    "She's not gonna twir-"
    "She'll twirl." 😂

  • @Roy-gn4sv
    @Roy-gn4sv 9 місяців тому

    What TV channel can I watch it on?

  • @dont-want-no-wrench
    @dont-want-no-wrench 11 місяців тому

    nobody needs to talk. he got that right

  • @Dave-ji1yp
    @Dave-ji1yp 3 місяці тому

    LMAO!!..😂😂