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  • @dazitmane8905
    @dazitmane8905 Рік тому +290

    Jerry looking through the bag before yelling "WHY'D YOU TELL HER" is comedic gold.

    • @HeyyyEsse
      @HeyyyEsse 10 місяців тому +5

      I love about Jerry that he can't even fake getting angry

    • @ayb2522
      @ayb2522 10 місяців тому +12

      @@HeyyyEssehis voice just sort of rises to this comedic pitch

    • @ZoomMoon3
      @ZoomMoon3 9 місяців тому +3

      Sort of like Mike Moffett yelling that at Kramer when he found out Kramer told Jerry he was a phony

    • @briansilva3765
      @briansilva3765 6 місяців тому

      @@HeyyyEsse Jerry being a bad actor makes it funnier.

    • @dot2562
      @dot2562 2 місяці тому

      😅😅😅

  • @david88478
    @david88478 Рік тому +53

    "I've coupled, I've coupled"

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Рік тому +114

    Classic Seinfeld... Tackling life's issues and unspoken rules in the most creative and hilarious ways

    • @onoseshaibu6315
      @onoseshaibu6315 Рік тому +6

      At times, Seinfeld feels like a satire

    • @rjathar
      @rjathar Рік тому +2

      @@onoseshaibu6315 ha! Well played! :)

    • @Thedude24
      @Thedude24 Рік тому +1

      Well said

    • @leflopjames5628
      @leflopjames5628 4 місяці тому

      You're desperate for likes, Kumar.

  • @EZZMONEY
    @EZZMONEY Рік тому +189

    If you have a conniving friend like Costanza never tell him your secrets, he will use all tools and info at his disposal in his latest scheme

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Рік тому +36

      George is by far the worst one of the group.
      For TV and entertainment purposes, he’s hilarious and one of the greatest characters ever created in comedy.
      But if a person in real life shared a lot of his characteristics, outlook, and thought processes, it would make for an enormous dbag that would be best to avoid altogether.
      And I’m sure these people exist somewhere.

    • @nadirbaitsaleem7270
      @nadirbaitsaleem7270 Рік тому +1

      George can be pretty reliable sometimes

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra Рік тому +1

      Or just don't have any friends

    • @flashlight5287
      @flashlight5287 Рік тому +3

      @@uuuultraI don’t have friends at all.

    • @TheLoonyBird
      @TheLoonyBird Рік тому +1

      tbqh, I think Jerry is the worst of the lot

  • @masterprattu
    @masterprattu Рік тому +65

    Oh man that change in George’s expressions at 3:36 are simply sublime and add a great deal to the whole comedy package.

  • @proudbirther1998
    @proudbirther1998 8 місяців тому +6

    Jason Alexander AT HIS ABSOLUTE FINEST! Such a GREAT ACTOR. Vocal inflections and Facial Expressions are BRILLLIANT. i Love how he looks annoyed!! SO DAMN FUNNY!!

  • @InMotionForAMillion
    @InMotionForAMillion Рік тому +103

    Gotta love how Jerry and George completely distrust one another…often a byproduct of being friends with someone for so long. 😅

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Рік тому +2

      No... the video explained why ffs 🤦‍♂️

    • @ctdieselnut
      @ctdieselnut Рік тому +4

      I don't think that was the idea here lol. The problem was that jerry did trust George.
      If you completely distrust your friends, you need some new friends.

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Рік тому +97

    Do the bums ever complain “soup again?!”

    • @YouilAushana
      @YouilAushana Рік тому +5

      Bums are just ungrateful in 2023, they got the right to a 5 star Michelin meal.

  • @snappycattimesten
    @snappycattimesten Рік тому +35

    There are certainly couples like this. The only defence is to cut them out of the loop.

  • @RIUUI007
    @RIUUI007 Рік тому +45

    Jerry's line "WHY'D YOU TELL HER?!"
    is reeeeeeeeally similar to Mike Moffitt's "WHY'D YOU TELL HIM?!" from S3E21 The Parking Space. The tone and the sudden outburst. I wonder if it was an homage :)

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 Рік тому

      I would have to think so.

    • @moonliightbae
      @moonliightbae Рік тому

      MY EXACT THOUGHTS HAHAHHAH

    • @shuriKen469
      @shuriKen469 9 місяців тому +1

      perhaps they're both phonies.

    • @woodson21
      @woodson21 5 місяців тому +1

      Both lines are delivered so well, I think they could’ve used it maybe 2-3 more times in the series for it to become a legit catchphrase without running it into the ground.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Рік тому +47

    It looks like Susan knew the combination of George's vault, just appeal to his pettiness

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill3 Рік тому +65

    *George:* Really? How'd she do _that?_
    *Jerry:* Oh, a friend of a friend of Susan's...
    *George:* _My_ Susan?
    *Jerry:* WHY'D YOU TELL HER?!?
    Oh, that yell! 🤣

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Рік тому +10

      Reminded me of Mike Moffit yelling at Kramer after he blabbed about the "phony" remark.

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. Рік тому +3

      Great yell 😂

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport Рік тому +4

      @@bossfan49 "Why'd You Tell Him" Kramer literally jumped out of his skin!🤣

  • @PurebreedFLA
    @PurebreedFLA Рік тому +33

    😳Their leftovers for the soup kitchen? Nah, that's foul. Surprised Jerry didn't dive into that bit🤢

  • @adrianlekay7715
    @adrianlekay7715 2 місяці тому +3

    Brilliant writing

  • @watchreport
    @watchreport Рік тому +196

    The problem isn’t George telling Susan, it’s Susan telling everyone else. Many couples share secrets, but you’re supposed to then vault it…

    • @MA-go7ee
      @MA-go7ee 11 місяців тому +25

      The problem is ABSOLUTELY George telling Susan.
      The couples who do that are foul.

    • @Beetlejuice699
      @Beetlejuice699 11 місяців тому +40

      Never trust a woman not to gossip. Fastest rumor spreaders in town

    • @angeleyeszarai
      @angeleyeszarai 11 місяців тому

      True

    • @kitosjek9541
      @kitosjek9541 10 місяців тому +15

      ​@@Beetlejuice699 incel

    • @Beetlejuice699
      @Beetlejuice699 10 місяців тому +24

      @@kitosjek9541 🤣, no just a truth of life, small man

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC Рік тому +25

    The oceans are getting very sudsy. 😂

  • @QAZ-OMEN
    @QAZ-OMEN Рік тому +24

    "A hit is a totally different story" LOL

  • @theowarner
    @theowarner 7 місяців тому +6

    I think the “Why’d you tell her?” is a Mike Moffit call back.

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport Рік тому +13

    "There's Attorney Client Privilege's here"!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @partsunknown9892
    @partsunknown9892 Рік тому +17

    Personally, I would never be friends with George again, what's the point? True friendship is about telling someone your deepest, darkest secrets and having enough trust in them that they won't tell anyone else. George is breaking the friendship code big time here

    • @masterzombie161
      @masterzombie161 2 місяці тому +2

      I agree, especially if you say “don’t tell anyone” for insurance and they go like “oh yea totally bro” then go off and tell people that right there is enough to end the friendship.

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 Рік тому +11

    Some of our biggest inner most secrets should almost be left unsaid. This is where deathbed confessions come into play. There’s a reason for that

  • @leifjohnson617
    @leifjohnson617 Рік тому +6

    Great writing, great acting.....great all around!

  • @proudbirther1998
    @proudbirther1998 8 місяців тому +3

    The Oceans are getting pretty sudsee!!
    I have to use that line next time i hear a person tell me we have to save the ocean LOL

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 Рік тому +17

    I’ve coupled! I’ve coupled!

  • @richardmcmahon8113
    @richardmcmahon8113 2 місяці тому +4

    The three fastest forms of communication: Telegraph, Telephone, Tell a woman.

  • @adrianwaterman-reilly4986
    @adrianwaterman-reilly4986 Рік тому +4

    George: "Mick Jagger!" :p

  • @persianprince91
    @persianprince91 Рік тому +19

    1:42 I wonder if George was waiting 15 seconds to respond while Jerry was daydreaming.

    • @LowLevelNC
      @LowLevelNC Рік тому +5

      I also wondered if the bums ever complain about being fed half eaten leftovers.

    • @RIUUI007
      @RIUUI007 Рік тому +5

      @@LowLevelNC Well, we already know how they feel about the muffin stumps.

  • @MrK623
    @MrK623 Рік тому +12

    Do the bums ever get tired of it? Soup again? They eat soup 3 times a day?

  • @DeadPool-XF
    @DeadPool-XF Рік тому +9

    This is why jerry got that Douchebag constanza back when he tried to return that book that he use in the bathroom..............SWARM LOL

  • @kurt6410
    @kurt6410 Рік тому +17

    I wonder if Jerry ever bought that speedboat?

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Рік тому +7

      He probably would've taken it to Florida and Jack Klompus would've crashed it.

  • @josefinebliss2801
    @josefinebliss2801 Рік тому +4

    I have a friend who tells her boyfriend everything >.>
    It is really annoying actually

  • @agitatedzone
    @agitatedzone Рік тому +14

    she saw the tag on the back? was she checking him out? :o

    • @terrellp22
      @terrellp22 Рік тому +1

      jeans like Levi's have the size on the waist above a pocket

  • @wonderwalls3565
    @wonderwalls3565 Рік тому +3

    I use to love that Suzan, Smart, beautiful and on what a great actress.

  • @travisdonaldstanley6420
    @travisdonaldstanley6420 Рік тому +3

    Susan has such a beautiful smile.
    Too bad she got engaged.

  • @pandam9638
    @pandam9638 Рік тому +4

    I would have liked Lina to ask Jerry if he would like to join her in the soup kitchen.

  • @benjaminfishbeyn1996
    @benjaminfishbeyn1996 11 місяців тому

    I think it’s hilarious how all of the drivers in the background are attempting to overtake George.

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 Рік тому +3

    Sometimes I think the best people to tell secrets to are maybe people who may meet at a bus stop when you have no intention of actually of taking the bus

  • @StriKe_jk
    @StriKe_jk Рік тому +10

    Susan is really the person in the wrong here not George.
    She makes the argument that George shouldn't keep secrets from her because of trust and that they are a couple, which is a reasonable request. However she has no excuse to then blabber out the secret herself to her friends. Afterall she isn't engaged with them so her own rule does not apply. If she wants to be told secrets based on her relationship rules she should have kept her mouth shut. Now she is the one violating HIS trust.

    • @Missjunebugfreak
      @Missjunebugfreak Рік тому +4

      Susan was behaving so entitled in this episode when she was being a huge blabbermouth.

    • @MA-go7ee
      @MA-go7ee 11 місяців тому +4

      It is absolutely not 'reasonable' to insist that your partner tell you SOMEONE ELSE'S secret.
      When they say couples shouldn't keep secrets from each other, it means *their* secrets.
      What does someone else's secret have to do with another couples trust??

  • @marcg5856
    @marcg5856 3 місяці тому

    2:56 😂😂😂😂

  • @philochristos
    @philochristos 11 місяців тому +2

    Susan didn't have a vault.

  • @TrevorKeenAnimation
    @TrevorKeenAnimation 10 місяців тому +1

    I always think the woman at 1:53 is Catherine O'Hara.

  • @sarahairey9294
    @sarahairey9294 Рік тому +1

    "Ive coupled...Ive coupled..."

  • @tommyd6475
    @tommyd6475 6 місяців тому

    for the longest time i always thought he said ''you're the median now'', you know it's there but just drive by not really paying attention to it. i prefer what i heard

  • @uneedtherapy42
    @uneedtherapy42 Рік тому +10

    89 Lebaron

    • @presence5426
      @presence5426 Рік тому +1

      TC by Maserati

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport Рік тому +5

      John Voight, the Periodontitis is so pleased to be remembered!

    • @presence5426
      @presence5426 Рік тому +1

      @@TheStuport He loved that car. If he found a great parking spot, he wouldn't move for weeks. But his wife made him get the TC by Maserati to keep up with the Seinfeld's Cadillac.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport Рік тому

      @@presence5426 😆😆😆

  • @rishadhossain3581
    @rishadhossain3581 Рік тому +3

    Now i need to see george in sopranos

  • @Lord_Sesshomuru
    @Lord_Sesshomuru Рік тому +30

    Susan just proves exactly why you don't tell your woman everything. Most women just can't keep their mouths shut

    • @Bgdk
      @Bgdk Рік тому +2

      And can’t

    • @augustalavenderblue7353
      @augustalavenderblue7353 Рік тому +12

      I’m pretty sure this just proves that George can’t keep his mouth shut

    • @goldh2o543
      @goldh2o543 Рік тому +4

      Actually, I think it says more about the guys that tell the women.

    • @whateverman2674
      @whateverman2674 Рік тому +2

      @@augustalavenderblue7353 the reason why he told her because she doesn't want him to hide anything from her.

    • @Xaforn
      @Xaforn Рік тому +4

      Reminds me of the argument on I love Lucy where they’re trying to prove who gossips more men or women

  • @GreggMikulla
    @GreggMikulla 7 місяців тому

    "Is it a lot of cream soups?"

  • @YOSEMITEVUE-fo9tu
    @YOSEMITEVUE-fo9tu 4 місяці тому

    George tell the truth

  • @prathm87
    @prathm87 3 місяці тому

    A person like George getting so many dates in today's world is impossible

  • @bigh7972
    @bigh7972 7 місяців тому +1

    BOSCO is the secret code George and it’s out.

  • @AlexanderWeurding
    @AlexanderWeurding Рік тому +1

    Love this humor! Try to air this now :P

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 Рік тому +5

    Jerry: WHY'D YOU TELL HER?! at 4:17 LOL

  • @ImNotaRussianBot
    @ImNotaRussianBot Рік тому +1

    Yes, George, if you only change EVERYTHING about yourself, then you'd be a Neil.

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 Рік тому +4

    It’s totally true that if one says anything even remotely un pc to a girlfriend or boyfriend or hubby or wife that the person will tell someone just to make themselves feel better

  • @gschaub9
    @gschaub9 4 місяці тому

    Mick Jagger!? Im surprised George didn't guess Marisa Tomei.

  • @SoCoolScience
    @SoCoolScience Рік тому

    4:16

  • @amandaflynn5835
    @amandaflynn5835 Місяць тому

    SUSAN BLEW IT FOR GEORGE

  • @angeleyeszarai
    @angeleyeszarai 11 місяців тому

    If my partner told me a secret, i wouldnt go around town telling people what he/she told me. Couple secrets are supposed to stay between yall. Than again i don't do that in general.

  • @scsmith4604
    @scsmith4604 3 місяці тому +3

    I never tell my wife anything...or my mother. Saves me a lot of issues

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 Рік тому +4

    George 😂

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 9 місяців тому +2

    Ive coupled
    Ive coupled

  • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
    @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 Рік тому +4

    Susan looked really pretty in this scene

  • @georgiasmith64
    @georgiasmith64 Рік тому +9

    Says size 36 George

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 Рік тому +1

    What is the joke three can keep a secret if two are dead?

  • @InfamousCrimeLocations
    @InfamousCrimeLocations Рік тому +1

    He barely looked at the road when he "was driving." I know it's just a show but they could at least make it realistic when they are driving.

  • @ajitkirpekar4251
    @ajitkirpekar4251 11 місяців тому

    Soup again!???

  • @NasserAlhameli
    @NasserAlhameli Рік тому

    Did some one explaine please? Jerry got her number from what.. list?

  • @srami004
    @srami004 11 місяців тому +1

    Women talk no matter what

  • @US_John
    @US_John Рік тому

    Geroge is a spineless character.

  • @psn2175
    @psn2175 Рік тому +2

    first of all Susan was very lovely, wife material. These videos wihch put together whole part of the story is very clever.

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 Рік тому +2

      Not to mention rich . George could never earn enough to have luxurious townhouse which would have been their wedding gift if they married.Only her doll collection was estimated 2.6 million dollars.
      I bet if George knew about real wealth of Susan and her parents, he would have picked the best envelopes for wedding invitations.

  • @Eric-eu1rl
    @Eric-eu1rl Місяць тому

    Bosco

  • @amonralice2
    @amonralice2 10 місяців тому

    😂😂😂

  • @dreadfulspiller8766
    @dreadfulspiller8766 Рік тому

    There was no mention of sponges in this video.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Рік тому +5

      That's just the title of the episode.

  • @rickym1883
    @rickym1883 Рік тому

    Susan was bad

  • @marcoAKAjoe
    @marcoAKAjoe Рік тому

    lol

  • @cal3blipa
    @cal3blipa Рік тому

    Buddys for life

    • @tim3172
      @tim3172 2 місяці тому

      The plural form of buddy is buddies.

  • @razadaza9651
    @razadaza9651 11 місяців тому

    Ahhh nothing like women coming in between friendships

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 Рік тому

    Funny how when people scream at someone you have such a big mouth! are you usually the ones who can’t wait to pass along juicy exciting to tell information

  • @knessing7681
    @knessing7681 9 місяців тому +1

    susan passed away to early in the show.

  • @hunter2442
    @hunter2442 Рік тому +1

    LOL I almost can't keep any secrets from my wife!

  • @kristopherryanwatson
    @kristopherryanwatson 6 місяців тому

    men have a 31-32 inch waist ?!

  • @jeffreybaker100
    @jeffreybaker100 Рік тому +1

    I've learned that most of my life. Don't tell people things or they will tell everybody else what you said

  • @celestialscripture
    @celestialscripture 3 місяці тому

    3168

  • @keithrickson8522
    @keithrickson8522 Рік тому +3

    What a bunch of terrible people 😮

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero Рік тому

    Fellas, there is no rule. And if there is, it's bros before...

  • @JarJarBinks4ever
    @JarJarBinks4ever Рік тому

    I wouldn't want to be a 32.

  • @wonderwalls3565
    @wonderwalls3565 Рік тому +1

    how do you see the tag when some one is wearing the pants? this show was so stupid.

    • @SamLemont
      @SamLemont Рік тому +4

      Levi jeans and other copy-cat branded jeans, the label with the size of the pants is on the back side of the waist, usually clearly visible if the wearer isn't wearing a unusually long shirt.

    • @tim3172
      @tim3172 2 місяці тому

      It's crazy how somebody can be this wrong while being this confident.

  • @snappycattimesten
    @snappycattimesten Рік тому +1

    I like Susan’s nose.

  • @garyfurr1467
    @garyfurr1467 Рік тому

    You can see that George has a big mouth

  • @danielpinto5714
    @danielpinto5714 Рік тому +1

    susan was so beautiful

  • @benjaminfishbeyn1996
    @benjaminfishbeyn1996 11 місяців тому +13

    I think it’s hilarious how all of the drivers in the background are attempting to overtake George.