VSauce but out of context

[@WokeFatti]

2:23 How I respond to my life falling apart

[@certifiedmonsterfucker]

@JDoc Studios LMAO I DIED

[@epicgamer4090]

Underrated asf

[@bonkboy4386]

" *that's* *pretty* *cool* "

[@flatbreadjk]

666th like

[@ww12things43]

That's pretty cool but where are your fingers

[@corruptiononline]

Michaels parents: omg he's about to say his first words.
Michael: or am i

[@ylanairias6255]

1:20

[@realasifromreal]

What... are first words?

[@corruptiononline]

@@realasifromreal and what do they look like?

[@anantrana2190]

*vsauce music*

[@kishel-m]

lmao

[@espada8077]

*DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE A FOOL*

[@tenma628]

or do i?

[@wolowolowolowolowolowolowo2417]

100 more likes until 666 likes..

[@sruto]

or do you?

[@aurora_boketto7746]

Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.....?

[@artyman162]

Explain me why is it funny please. I suck at English :_(

[@spede5264]

Mom: why don’t you play with the neighbors kid
The neighbors kid: 1:09

[@MrsSking123]

Hah! Haven't heard that one before... must be deja vu or something

[@Anjum.]

Copied

[@Idkwhattowritehere123]

Im wheezing

[@JustJaidenism]

@@Anjum. ಠ_ಠ

[@Kian00]

It sounds like the boss music gets cut off

[@ik2254]

*I D I D N O T R E A L L Y D I E*

[@kormannn1]

Sounds way too epic, I wish action movies were like this.

[@aasaatan]

*Top 10 Anime Plot Twists*

[@born2beheaded]

jesus when he came back the third day

[@Milan-db3uy]

What?

[@nonsuspiciouscolour]

*I D I D N O T R E A L L Y D I E D*

[@connor5902]

2:24 when the kid next to you in history class starts frantically reaching into his bag

[@NicoTheGreat5]

Thats pretty cool, but where are your fingers

[@The_Sludgest]

He pulls out his lunch box then everyone calms down then he pulls a gun out of the lunch-box

[@shrekonion8307]

@@connor5902 Good Question

[@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache]

@@The_Sludgest and eats the gun

[@michaelJamesElwood]

When its quiet and it echoes lol

[@billbob8602]

0:15 what the boss from a mobile game sees after the player watched an ad

[@wachiravit2952]

Also boss:really?

[@karusensei8281]

This comment too underrated

[@joost1453]

Best comment so far

[@MattStarzing]

I'm laughing so much

[@finpl4yz111]

1k like

[@puddingthing]

Everybody gangsta until he says: "That's pretty cool but- where are your fingers?"
2:20

[@firamation8114]

W o a h

[@racungotlost6428]

WHERE ARE MY FINGERS

[@Perririri]

Normie

[@medexamtoolscom]

But of course, they're at the ends of my feet ahhhhhh!!!! oh my god the teleportation experiment messed me up after all ahhhhh!!!!!

[@Ronald-lb5fz]

Lol

[@Cheapvideos]

0:53
kids in the back of class be like

[@peterwilliams4670]

Haha nice

[@pjatm_]

_EVERYONE GET DOWN_

[@NoobsDudes]

Lmao

[@retro454]

Things that aged poorly

[@crimpinpimpin8890]

*c r o n c h*

[@toeman2556]

1:09 4 year old me when the guests come over for dinner

[@Hydra3724]

Really innocent answer for the rest of this comment section

[@vzvdm]

I had heavy OCD as a child and I would never

[@Karpahid00]

O B A M A what’s ur last name

[@kawave420]

Hey Obama what is your last name?

[@toeman2556]

New Vorld Sounds no they are my legos

[@randomdude-4353]

1:20
All the kids in the 4th grade when you get seated next to the opposite gender

[@dragur3077]

8 year olds when you get in trouble

[@derikr]

OooooOoooooOooOoO. He said a bad wooooooord

[@connorlewis2517]

Bro I used to do this in elementary school tbh 💀

[@ogi1cool625]

Fucking reletable

[@hitthat6120]

Ian Miller the good old days man young and innocent yet so stupid 😂

[@Erix963]

6 Y/O me at the playground to literally anybody:
1:09

[@alexa-fx2fb]

This cracked me up

[@GeoNoob]

YOU HAVE 420 LIKES

[@akseli8314]

50 yo me at the playground to the kids:

[@lenevr7446]

@@akseli8314 Uh tf-

[@goose5200]

@@akseli8314 NOOOO

[@stijnvandevyver7958]

I love how this makes him look like some kind of schizophrenic crazy person.

[@stunov3181]

Von Steiner, true.

[@lostman812]

what is true? him being actually crazy or what Von Steiner said ? lol

[@1234mwmmwmtrainer]

Zalnur 434 he is actually fucking insane he tried to cut off my ears and eat them idc if you dont believe me but it fucking happened NO ONE BELIEVES ME

[@dappermcstache521]

wait.. he isn't some kind of schizophrenic crazy person?

[@lostman812]

Yes he is.....
*or is he?*

[@lululegende1407]

Me: is alone outside
The man in the white van:
1:09

[@nickvargas3929]

Under rated comment

[@bilalsuslu2217]

Lmao

[@lord_morp8824]

That’s what he always says.

[@akshanshkathane642]

Bringer of doom!

[@afox1689]

I bring you the gift of darkness

[@mariazamora6647]

0:15 My dad when I win the lottery

[@lol998-k4i]

LOL

[@GunsNGames1]

Lmfaooo, I'm gonna start betting at the lottery after this.

[@puj71]

Toys!

[@CCABPSacsach]

Seen u

[@realTryAngle]

Tbh more like 2:20

[@jodiemcjodie1974]

2:24: when you know you did something bad but try to act as if it didn't happen

[@der_saftmon]

"That's pretty cool, but- wHeRe ArE yOuR fInGeRs¡"

[@Art-ec5cb]

Relevant

[@L1M.L4M]

Whereth art thy fingers

[@zed7038]

Any idea what that's from?

[@oro_junestar]

"where are your fingers?"
wrapped around your toys, that's where

[@maggiethetompug1409]

penip or are they

[@Jaquaveontavias]

Why is this comment so underrated

[@lizard5445]

OH

[@zaptheking3942]

...or are they?

[@Bulletcss]

penip O.M.F.HOLY.WHAT....😂

[@fbizaiadox1250]

2:25
When you are going into the kitchen at 3am

[@sharpee3100]

Thats pretty cool but, where are your fingers

[@warcrimesgamer8581]

HHAHAHAHAHHA

[@fbizaiadox1250]

Lol

[@fbizaiadox1250]

@SouSselL XD

[@imstarbit]

That's pretty cool but, *your pfp made it bad*

[@magnablade]

2:29
“That’s pretty cool, but where are your fingers?”

[@ElijahD-si9vm]

*Aggressively stares at camera*

[@lazer1036]

2:28 is better time stamp

[@GattToDaChoppa]

When someone brags about being a millionaire even though they have no hands.

[@toastermastr903]

Not gonna like cause you’re at 420 likes

[@zachgelinas9603]

That's a pretty smart question I don't even know tbh

[@Emerald29]

0:15 Dead anime side characters when the protagonist is on a tight situation:

[@MeneerMattie]

This doesn't work for JoJo at all. No wonder your profile pic is an emerald

[@ayxmnfosho]

@@MeneerMattie it's just an
emerald splash

[@Fazed_]

@@MeneerMattie Josuke vs Kira (okuyasu returns)

[@wawa_2160p]

XD

[@_lol69_17]

@@MeneerMattie nooo...

[@GAMERtheGHOST_]

“I didn’t really die”
*TOP TEN ANIME PLOT TWISTS*

[@xfroggii]

THIS IS EXCLUSIVE

[@affan-hb7jw]

Yea i know right

[@evap304]

U just copied the video’s joke

[@D00MMAST3R]

@@evap304 And he got 100 likes from doing that... I love UA-cam comments!

[@aryyancarman705]

Mohammed Abdul be like

[@noobmasterNoobmaster-sl6nu]

0:15 Juesus the third day after his death

[@lampshade2536]

*Juesus*

[@c0ck48]

*J U E S U S*

[@GT350_R]

Juesus Chreest

[@ehm182_9]

Juesus Crust

[@noobmaster-br2mg]

fraud
Im the real noobmaster69

[@ApoLk_]

*Vsauce Within context:*
10000 IQ
*Vsauce out of context:*
Wat

[@reset502]

*Where are your fingers?*

[@ApoLk_]

Well... that's actually true, UA-cam JUST CHANGED!

[@ApoLk_]

RIGHT SNEDOWN NOIW NWOE NOW WHAT THE FUCKC I WILL NOPT EVEN ERASE MY MISSPLEILIGNGS eart mey ass dedaddy

[@greentaigo2552]

Ehhhhmmm that last one would be 99999999999999 IQ

[@riotbreaker3506]

In context: if this were a simulation, you couldn't know.
out of context: look at my toys, I have three hands, and six apples.

[@paranormalguy6185]

0:15 My father, who’s been missing for years, after I switched the channel on the TV :

[@keegancolby136]

Everybody asks where are your fingers, never how are your fingers

[@corn7472]

*_too deep 😔 ✊_*

[@thejokestersquad3686]

Did.....did this dude just italicise emojis?

[@airbornezombie7655]

@@thejokestersquad3686 wtf

[@yosh1625]

Hahaha so original comment!

[@keegancolby136]

@@yosh1625 Thanks. I try.

[@cooldog6129]

Mom: stop being anti social go play with the kid next door
The kid next door: 1:09

[@estwingbash9642]

Bruh • Under rated comment, it fits perfectly. Good job, Sir.

[@cooldog6129]

Hi Hi thanks

[@datgio4951]

Bruh • LMAOOO

[@forrest7186]

his toy 2:00

[@isabellarichardson423]

Furret Boi with a gun I’m screaming what-

[@dcs7232]

1:20
Everyone in first grade when you’re called to the front office

[@Zainos64]

Indeed

[@dcs7232]

Hadi Hamdan hows your pfp moving?

[@Zainos64]

@@dcs7232 use a gif

[@jonahwebster9338]

More like 12th grade

[@PhantomMYG]

I'm in highschool and I still do that XD

[@Embrac3change]

Me at school: *trying to to get a drink from the water fountain*
THAT kid behind me: 1:12

[@peanut5200]

i hate this so much

[@SpacedudeProductions]

@@peanut5200 same

[@blu5758]

Accurate

[@irishman3406]

OMFG THIS IS SO RELATABLE.

[@apdifpapdjaapickgspjakf5937]

@Stupid Strawberry when you drink at a water fountain in elementary school there is often a thing where you like count to 10 and when time is up you gotta give it to person behind you to prevent hogging.

[@_.magni._]

They said I’ll meet the love of my life at 12
1:16

[@boomboone47]

FnafCreation, ouch.

[@tsoonda3326]

13

[@Nylspider]

:(

[@hotgarbage9220]

Are you anti-vax

[@Nylspider]

@@hotgarbage9220 ...

[@hulax9858]

0:15
When the main character in anime dies, but then the music kicks in

[@pen_island]

Y E S I A M

[@draininglovestory8773]

TimTam *Is ThAt A jOJo ReFeReNcE!?!??!*

[@pen_island]

@@draininglovestory8773 I'm not sure IS IT?

[@draininglovestory8773]

TimTam *WeLl Is It?!?!?* [Insert Vsauce music]

[@breadsticks6712]

Que giorno’s theme

[@XAVPR]

1:25 The best ASMR in the world

[@mememan77]

Y E S

[@thedoomtrainer8292]

Heyal yea

[@tynado7807]

*DONG*

[@spooki_sage]

LOL

[@saturniunyttech679]

DONG DONG DONG DOUBLE DONG DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DONG DONG DONG DONG DOUBLE DONG!

[@johnjohnfofohniam]

“Where are your fingers?”
Over the like button.

[@rickywalters7717]

But not on it. Like immediately, or vsauce dyes... Your shirt blue.

[@shivamchouhan5077]

Or are they

[@phoephoe111]

No one:
Middle schoolers roasting:
2:01

[@kaicenat2015murder]

Best comment

[@carlwheezer2766]

0:41 middle schools when they hear the roast

[@aqif5257]

Anime greatest villain when they pop up in the last episode 0:15

[@Philip4454]

😂😂

[@Benjamin-qd4ly]

He said jean pierre and i am convinced its a jojo reference

[@plg2859]

Me everitime when I was 10 and a cousin came to visit
1:09

[@sometimesactiveacc7762]

Yes E V E R I T I M E

[@plg2859]

@@sometimesactiveacc7762 🤔

[@sometimesactiveacc7762]

PLG-Streams TV do you want me to correct you

[@sometimesactiveacc7762]

Now u got 69 likes

[@sometimesactiveacc7762]

Karam Al-Sharak me?

[@simple-gl7tw]

Michael: that's pretty cool but where- are your fingers

[@hb6789]

👁👄👁

[@ultrainstinctgoku765]

To those who wanna know at what time it’s at it’s at 2:27

[@RandomGamer-yo3tn]

I almost literally laughed and got in trouble at 2 AM

[@卂爪卂几-g5w]

1:58
When 2 rocks looks similar in the desert…

[@Red_was_The_Imposter]

Pfffff

[@Red_was_The_Imposter]

Hahahhahahhahahha

[@Red_was_The_Imposter]

Underrated

[@Tostermz]

HOLLLYYYYYY SSSHHHITTTTT

[@sigmer_dr]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

[@nolanhembree5565]

1:54 If aliens ever land on the moon, this is the first thing they'll see of human civilisation.

[@ryanrising2237]

That part really doesn’t need any context either. It’s exactly what it appears to be.

[@ulxsyxd]

Assuming they already didn't see us but hey, that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY

[@philthymcdread1878]

2:20 when you finally join the cool kid group and the leader cool kid comes to talk to you on his scooter

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

When you try to act cool on a scooter in front of the cool kids. I think that's more accurate.

[@asdawasda]

Where are your fingers

[@finnthomas7014]

As far as i know, the scooter is basically the equivalent of the elevated one

[@anonunk4658]

*that's a pretty cool butt*

[@Zheckonsin]

I'm the one thousanth liker

[@luhgreppi4072]

_I D I D N T R E A L L Y D I E_
**Top 10 anime P L O T T W I S T S**

[@oneish7454]

Angler Fish more like every anime plot twist

[@fun_nuggets2514]

0:15
The final boss after you bring his health down to 0

[@phud69]

Every resident evil boss be like

[@GreyMcBeal]

Every Persona 5 Palace ruler battle be like

[@smitamishra2777]

Undyne and Omega Flowey from Undertale be like:

[@thejokestersquad3686]

Michael: _loads gun_
Also Michael: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move

[@roach._.8121]

LOL

[@orhanalijoski4918]

But is it?

[@p6n7l]

0:14

[@Maske4]

Pro gta gamer tryhard move

[@sontang5621]

More like pro life hax

[@Jacob1Jacob2]

1:21 When someone gets called down to the principles office

[@min_808]

underrated

[@smorange0]

Yaaaassss

[@terraventus4263]

This is elementary school cafeterias in a nutshell.

[@oliverpierce5118]

Bus rides
At school they say HOHOHAHAHOHA

[@Askejm]

lmfao true

[@sake7858]

2:28 me as a kid while watching the powerpuff girls

[@oinves7619]

LOL

[@Obi-WanGaming]

“That’s pretty cool but- WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS”

[@bigzachonem]

LMAO

[@crazychicken8290]

LOL

[@user-bf7oz5tq7r]

LMFAO-

[@tilodol3736]

1:35 The moment onlyfans was invented

[@Derrick-1209]

ALMOST 69 LIKES

[@01Nexus]

lmao

[@PopYTP]

@@Derrick-1209 "haha 69 420 funny number my brain is smooth"

[@Ahmadkhadr.]

@@PopYTP "haha can't let people have fun, internet very serious place, my brain very smooth"

[@718vox]

HOLY CRAP LMFAO

[@meepmweep]

That’s pretty cool, but *wHeRE ArE yOUr fINgerS*

[@greysondev]

Heeeree

[@gandalfharrisonwells6902]

In my pants

[@jezinijezini8080]

YoUr BuTt

[@gr33nsm0ke3]

Up MY enOOsE

[@keps_ksk]

ゴゴゴゴゴゴ

[@a-10warthog51]

*How can it be out of context when you watched every single video of vsauce...*

[@TheDeadMeme27]

wealthyglobe638 ikr XDDD

[@foxxic]

Have you seen every DONG video?

[@marcus8036]

wealthyglobe638 Excuse me sir but you have that wrong. You know that really you’ve watched them all, 5 times each.

[@scottishbananaclan]

Everyone in the comments:
1:09
Yeah thank you everyone. No I dont want to play with your toys.

[@no-kf8yy]

Hey, would you like to play with my toys?

[@bannermanigans]

Hey, would you like to play with my toys?

[@baconstripz125]

Hey, would you like to play with my toys?

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

Toys, my with play to like you would hey?

[@mydickisunbelievablysmallb8132]

Hey, would you like to play with my toys?

[@basic2233]

0:15 Cartoon characters when they got hit by a truck

[@whythehecknot5038]

Cartoon characters in general:

[@radheksabintangakbar2085]

Internet can change a science guy into a meme lord

[@apri-icot]

The best thing is he really is a meme lord deep down

[@sharif47]

His initial videos were actually related to memes.

[@gamingwithalexander6030]

Or can it?

[@fadersudd3315]

Or can it?

[@tshapedl]

He was a meme lord before a science guy

[@sapphioca1965]

“How are my toys a *dong?* “
Off to a great start
“Well, you can watch me play with my toys, *online* “
It just got better

[@DraeonKaiser]

I would like this... but it's at 420...

[@letsbetheawkwardkquorter7159]

@@DraeonKaiser Curse the people who like a comment when it's at 420, 666, or 69

[@TunciBalunci]

billie-ache eyelash nice pfp

[@insaneusername8340]

1 thousandth like

[@matrixphijr]

_Where_ are your _fingers?_

[@VeeVex]

1:55 didn't expect that btw!

[@parrotlord7393]

Lmfao

[@owengold4471]

1:30
You can watch me play with my toys...
*_o n l i n e._*

[@zachattack1279]

Porn

[@venturer9400]

Cornhub

[@proxleywirdvo]

Sauceporn...
Purposed to have a *** plus knowledge

[@Adros2121]

DONG

[@CARMATIZBAK_]

Hornpub

[@JustinY.]

It takes a special someone to be an intellectual while also a massive meme

[@ddman7867]

it takes a special someone to be everywhere all the time

[@mason8971]

I will follow you everywhere I can

[@SirSlimeington]

What about Rick Sanchez? xD

[@defaultset]

Justin Y.
It takes someone to have no life

[@nekotj_]

Justin Y. I literally see you in so many random ass places. At one point you're commenting on an anime review, and you're watching vsauce in the next. What dont you watch?!

[@lukasdekok2681]

The math teacher when you're the only one with a F in your class 1:06

[@COPE._.GAMESs]

Keep clicking the time stamp

[@copter7013]

MLGMudkip Master lol

[@dripalien4529]

@The Moon bruh legit I was just watching fnaf songs and u were top comment and then I got this on recommend and found u lol xd

[@dripalien4529]

@The Moon coincidence

[@dripalien4529]

@The Moon wait lemme check

[@slejerr]

Parents: Aww he’s gonna say his 1st words
Micheal: *starts talking about the universe and counting*

[@oxigeno3234]

0:15 Spiders when they show up after vanishing when you weren't looking

[@Keedisgay]

bruh

[@asiananims4263]

Kid Gamer
For some reason i dont believe that will happen

[@_Fuscous]

Kid Gamer people who do that are annoying

[@asb8686]

THESE COMMENTS ARE SO FUNNY BYEEE HAHWHAHHAYSHWH

[@The_BlackThornes]

That doesn't deserve to be that funny

[@AnotherJaredAround]

When you kill an enemy but they immediately get revived in front of you: 0:15

[@m01stman]

THE PAIN

[@joshsmith8715]

Destiny 1 self res warlocks

[@nazarethdude5070]

Tf2 dead ringer

[@yeneyradominguez9630]

Sekiro

[@vanukas8783]

When you kill a demon in doom but it gets revived and stronger

[@operatorkamery7107]

1:12 when someone tells you to count to the largest number you can in foreign language

[@Super-Shafs]

Me, who doesn't have English as a primary language: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@thomas779]

Doce, trece, catorce, quince, deiciseis, deicisiete, dieciocho, diecinueve, treinta... y media

[@bot_5786]

ButteryDoughnutFluff Z
Bruhhh
It’s
Uno
Dos
Travel
Quacho
Sinco
Etc
That is so wrong

[@bot_5786]

ButteryDoughnutFluff Z
And ten is di es

[@tomatojuice2339]

Ee er

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

I don’t think we realize what fucking mastermind of comedy Michael really is.

[@piranhathewise728]

0:04 Simps when the streamer has a boy friend

[@Preinstallable]

69 likes so i cant like

[@piranhathewise728]

@@Preinstallable yes a person of culture

[@cos9155]

The streamer breaks up with them: 0:15

[@felzzer3943]

Preinstallable on Roblox lol funny sex number Keanu reeves wholesome 100 big Chungus

[@Isa.no.]

*W H E E Z E*

[@invisibleblue397]

1:21 When someone gets called to the office.

[@zakkbwyldin]

Lol not only is it summer but its also quarantine there IS NO OFFICE

[@KungFuKendrick]

@@zakkbwyldin ...

[@Seek_35]

@@zakkbwyldin do you understand what a joke means

[@grumpiesttitan7930]

9/11 joke?

[@mydogatemyhomework272]

@@grumpiesttitan7930 no

[@quetzoll]

0:15 The Living Tombstone after 10 months of silence

[@Keedisgay]

Underrated comment

[@berzerkisnotaqt1250]

iTs BeEn So LoNg

[@b.m.933]

Same with Hunter1s1k. He was inactive for like a year and everyone assumed he had died of throat cancer but nope he came back.

[@erica9220]

Yeah😂

[@erica9220]

@MrKia Your pfp 😂👌

[@rgwbibwzuarwbraoubbweviuxg7526]

"Thats pretty cool but,
wHerE ArE yOur FinGerS?"
**Intense staring**

[@RKnightD94]

I feel like a fool.

[@user-yh2gk4zg4b]

00:15 jesus when he came back 3 days later

[@swagg3rcat]

No, HE'S Jesus!

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

neptune ? Lmao

[@Kategerszewski]

omfg

[@sheepishisabellazieser313]

Lmao just snorted

[@samk6042]

neptune ? XD

[@FantasyCouch]

Context doesn’t matter; it’s either all right or all vsauce

[@sprazz8668]

or all left.
*OOOOHHHHHHH*

[@oacisgaming666]

1k

[@RG-em2lg]

You mean all Vsauce or all wrong

[@FantasyCouch]

yes

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Fantasy Couch The references are strong in this one

[@CamoCollie]

2:22 me pulling up to my grandma's house and accidentally breaking all of her pots

[@cabentertainment9723]

Leo the Cherry you so pull of her fingers after you break the pots?

[@choco_jack7016]

thats pretty cool

[@FirebladeXXL]

thats pretty cool, but...

[@CamoCollie]

@@FirebladeXXL but what? We've been waiting

[@opium7]

@@CamoCollie where are your fingers?

[@GeoNoob]

Phineas and Ferbs invention when their mom comes back home: 0:04
The invention when there mom leaves: 0:15

[@lisacortez9262]

LMAO

[@kevinTG554]

their

[@MidClassWarrior]

@@kevinTG554 shuddup

[@146yearsago4]

I found a wild Camo Regrow Red!

[@bigmuscleman4205]

No one:
My baby cousin at a family gathering: 1:09

[@cln5510]

Hahahaha

[@koopakoo8344]

Except it’s not a question
*YOU WILL PLAY WITH MY TOYS*

[@axenledgie1423]

The first comment in four months that made me audibly "hah hah".

[@Mr.Thicket]

Same, but my uncle

[@bigmuscleman4205]

Ubername69 THE FBI WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@thomashamel5184]

i like how "hey, would you like to play with my toys?" is precisely at 69 seconds

[@tom-83628]

Magnosiam really

[@hairohukosu433]

Holy shit thats some next level easter egg

[@FinnKid1]

1:05
Fun fact: That wasn't post editing. The zoom in was in the source material.

[@imnotian5891]

No way

[@joshcohen29]

What video was it from?

[@suwinkhamchaiwong8382]

king jjc267 On the Dong channel.

[@--46200]

@@suwinkhamchaiwong8382 i think it's called D!ng now

[@TheyTookStrawb]

@@--46200 indeed it is

[@pittymumel1850]

Nobody:
Elementary kids when someone is called to the office: 1:20

[@Ben-hp5iz]

Why does this comment not have that many lieks

[@zynel413]

@@Ben-hp5iz I can't believe that his comment isn't more popular. It really invokes that feeling of hilarity in the reader. It's so underrated, like that indie band called Artic Monkeys.

[@pastaslut]

HAAHHAHAHHA

[@alexa-fx2fb]

😂

[@berry.mixxxx]

BWAHAHAHAHWKZHDJEJIWHWHEHEHEH

[@gaymare6236]

0:15 of course not, he’s immortal

[@Kapptour]

1:35 my gf when it's quarantine time and I can't come over

[@carlosdbd1025]

When i realize that i don't have one 0:04

[@TylerWilson2004]

@@carlosdbd1025 lol

[@owls.]

oh no, my mind... Help

[@punkst6r223]

UNDERRATED

[@owls.]

@@punkst6r223 ...

[@aceospades6967]

1:12 when she's starts counting

[@OfficalRowen]

That's a stupid joke. No mother counts to 12

[@wawayalert]

He said eleven and a *half*

[@ConsciousApostle999]

Who says im gonna count to 12 tho i never in my lige heard

[@mrmeek5421]

It’s usually three but it’s still funny

[@yungskrilla2124]

ok that’s worthy of a like

[@Flamingo_Vlogs]

1:21 parents when you interact with the opposite gender

[@MailMainbutnot]

Even just saying "hi" even though youve been saying hi to everyone

[@NitroMemes]

That’s more 1st grade friends than parents

[@PuffyKat]

STILL CHILL STILL CHILL

[@ypuuh]

this actually happened to me i was at my grandma's and my dad's friend's son's birthday party, and there was this girl there and we started chatting and messing around and when i got back home my mom said something along the lines of "in the future maybe you will be friends who kiss" which was bascially her way of saying that she thought we were gonna start dating, so uhhhh yeah, thats my story

[@aminfadayi4694]

bruh good things happen when you listen to your mom😁

[@sassafrasofficial3695]

Nobody:
Jk rowling: Vsauce actually has an afro

[@atomikdogg4331]

Jk Rowling: add adjective

[@mrunpredictable3318]

An invisible afro

[@camoking3605]

Or does he?

[@StarTheTripleDevil]

This reminds me of the time I wrote a Harry Potter fanfiction where Michael Stevens was a teacher at Hogwarts and Vsauce was a type of potion that was super effective against vines that would capture teachers and torture them by playing a looping 6-second clip of It's Everyday Bro by Jake Paul that kept getting louder all the time. Michael Stevens, of course, was the only teacher who always carried Vsauce with him and managed to free himself from the vines before any ear damage.

[@camoking3605]

@@StarTheTripleDevil that is disturbing on so many levels
Tell me more about it

[@f4ux578]

1:09 BEST

[@RunwayH]

Wos it called?

[@lexsayshi]

"But how are Micheal's toys... a dong?"

[@buckplug2423]

you can watch me play with my toys, online

[@valdemar-q7n]

69 seconds in

[@tobycane1653]

Or.. Is it?

[@geicogecko2048]

2:28 when 8 yr old me sees a finger dissapear magic trick

[@Memedumpsplatoon]

Why does this work so well

[@KD-zr6pv]

Fabian And his adventures his fingers disappeared, I bet your mom didn’t like that😏

[@scritch8833]

@@KD-zr6pv r/cursedcomments

[@abrusselsproutenthusiast5446]

Damnit John you got the time stamp wrong

[@drcouhret9156]

thats pretty cool but, where are your fingers?

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

Anime protagonists when they "die" sacrificing theirselves: 0:15

[@ughugh5305]

i miss jonathan

[@sawc.ma.bals.]

Like how Joseph came to his own funeral

[@citrusanimations8645]

I love how this comment was nothing to do with jojo but
You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attaaaaack!”

[@citrusanimations8645]

@Safwaan 👀 Hm? I said nothing...must be the rain

[@Perririri]

Normie PFP

[@aada1804]

*Hey! Would you like to play with my toys?*

[@stunov3181]

A double Dong.

[@Jaxan-dq2jy]

That's pretty cool but where are your fingers?

[@stunov3181]

*double dong double dong double dong*

[@hwalnut7202]

I read this right as vsauce said that

[@stunov3181]

FungusGD, you're welcome.

[@demenetori7976]

Vsauce out of context
*Or is it?*

[@dxov1597]

Life is a joke Vsauce music plays

[@tenma628]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@elizabethjohnson4623]

*ambient music*

[@thatweirdbwah_]

* vsause music starts playing *

[@evs06]

*Vsauce music plays*

[@JadedJaden]

1:55
*That's* on the moon right now.

[@bruhmoment-eq8ut]

Oh no...

[@JJLiberty07]

Stuck in between the full moon

[@Xerxes2528]

Your telling me theres a dick on the moon

[@CoronaVirus-qc9oo]

Pootis

[@justeundonut-moi.7979]

What episode is that ?

[@trubo_]

Me trying to use the toilet without waking my parents up at 2am 0:18

[@Octocat77]

PARAPPA THE RAPPER PFP

[@KingOfTheRoost]

This was my introduction to vsauce.
I’m not disappointed

[@theREALticklemonster898]

Neither am I and it’s my first time Ū3Ū

[@xz63lvdk]

Ur Not-So-Local Lesbian because chill face holy shit a cringe gacha kid 😂

[@ducky-2489]

@@xz63lvdk dude its just a emoticon lol

[@dice3324]

2:28 when you meet a guy from Chernobyl

[@FoxWorkslV]

Genuinely laughed. Have a GREAT day

[@doomed_blues]

bruh I'm crying

[@salthesadmanshark5645]

Thats brilliant 🤣

[@AdelaTomankova]

That's pretty cool, but *WHERE* are your fingers?

[@Abznth]

lol

[@sarimrafique681]

1:25 is now my new ringtone

[@sruto]

*or is it?*

[@tkdace2459]

VSAUCE!!! *MICHAEL HERE*

[@sarthakvinchurkar]

I set it as my alarm time and now I wake up 30 mins earlier than it.

[@calebdober8708]

i was the 1000 like

[@guscox9651]

Lol

[@Idkwhattowritehere123]

1:09 sounds like the starting of a certain type of video

[@justaguyyyy6446]

Lol

[@illegalbean22]

I wonder which kind

[@jidgeanimations6866]

How is this any different to him in context?

[@justabiloserdoinsomecovers5654]

It isn't

[@dontdothat1065]

Because here he wants you to play with his toys

[@dmn-vz9dy]

There is never a context

[@pangolin7398]

But what is a context?

[@khaho1756]

*vsauce intro sound plays*

[@manwithamelon4885]

"WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?!?!?"
*aggressively stares at camera*

[@inactiveaccount7355]

@@dontdothat1065 What-

[@Jin-di9zv]

@@inactiveaccount7355 no-

[@Vinistonesrrr]

@@dontdothat1065 r/cursedcomments

[@guymale316]

"Where are your fingers" *stares into your soul*

[@thetable8175]

Your fingers, hand em over

[@BoberTee]

'How are Michael's toys a dong?'
*sweats nervously*

[@littlebobby7461]

“You can watch me play with my toys online”

[@FonuhYT]

Fuck you. Ur pfp looks like amogus.

[@jaygames8388]

My crush: Hey
Me: “Hey, would you like to play with my Toys.”

[@CarboomDisulfide]

O no, but at least they are having fun

[@ChefJulien]

You can watch me play with my toys.
Online.

[@logandoesnothing5853]

That be attractive I advise you to try it

[@CarboomDisulfide]

C-ro ok thanks :p

[@ChiefLeef]

Your crush: 0:09

[@Gomo_]

*"You can watch me play with my toys, ONLINE"*

[@Destructocorps]

GoMoTheLawn sounds like one of those bots that have been all over the place recently,

[@BladeTheGabite]

.com

[@peytonmitchell7488]

>be me
>lose both arms in the war
>decide to watch some vsauce Michael
>2:30
>cry

[@frisuh1664]

Did you tap w/ your feets?

[@Xyna7590]

Fam he head butted the damn keyboard

[@cheeps1329]

You are a genius!

[@cheeps1329]

You are a genius!

[@kflowdroppin4s]

Peyton Mitchell this isn't 4chan

[@jacobgaming3124]

0:04 When you realise that you have school in one minute:

[@coolkimple6946]

00:15 when you remember that it’s movie day at school

[@desbugfan8429]

Open your laptop

[@boot2root317]

Aww man

[@goopbug]

how are michaels toys
a *_DONG_*

[@tenma628]

im not gunno like ur comment even tho i liked it bc you have 69 likes and i dont want to ruin it srry

[@theblazingblight]

Perfectly balanced likes, as all things should be.

[@0subscriberswithnovideosch774]

Im very mad, because he never answered that question, and I was looking forward to playing with his toys.

[@TheLegonaut]

You can watch him play with his toys
Online

[@0subscriberswithnovideosch774]

TheLegonaut omg ty so much

[@tboy2059]

Vsauce: *crashes scooter*
“That’s pretty cool but-“

[@novideosbecausewhynot7393]

Where are your fingers

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

**Stares intently into your **-fingers-** soul**

[@brokeaslrell]

“Also, I am made out of Vsauce.” “Always have been.”

[@doomed_blues]

"Or Am I...?"

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

@@doomed_blues “haha, nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

[@doomed_blues]

@@TeenWithACarrotIDK :)

[@XBlueBeam]

Always *HAS* been

[@ImZhald]

Lmaoo

[@justaguyyyy6446]

Nobody:
The cat that just fell from the ceiling of a 10 story building: 0:15