One reply from someone who has never been to a party where people talk to one another, one from someone who believes a human should never reference anything that has ever been referenced before... I have an apropos variation on Clarke's 3rd, which is apparently referred to as 'Poe's Law': "Any sufficiently advanced Troll is indistinguishable from a genuine Kook." / "The viewpoints of even the most extreme Crank are indistinguishable from sufficiently advanced satire." Which am I..?
I've noticed Conan use the same line to introduce Jeff Goldblum "He has starred in some of the biggest films including Jurassic Park in Independence Day."
I'm already a believer. He is my god, All hail the mighty king of string, the flame haired messiah, the man with no tan, the vanilla coloured thrilla, the beast with a deficiency of yeast: Conan O'Brien. Oh Conan I beg of you, let me into the promised land, where the remotes flow like water and the guests are always as good as Goldblum. Cheers.
Holy shit this is the most coherent meeting of the two. Turns out Goldblum has a lot more to him then just being eccentric and funny. He got very profound and meaningful in here. I guess he was crushing the Ritalin hard lol
I don't remember any one point where I 'discovered' that Santa didn't exist. People often talk about "I remember when I was talking to other kids about Santa and one of them told me the truth" but I don't think that many people had a moment like that. I think none of us believed in it that strongly, and what little belief we had just fell away in bits, like a rotten curtain. Am I wrong here? Or does everybody have a Moment When They Found Out The Truth that they can point back at and identify, just like Jeff in this video?
I don't ever remember believing in santa or easter bunny, but I actually did believe in the tooth fairy for a long time bc I didn't think my parents could find my tooth under my pillow n switch it with money without waking me up. The thought of having to try to do it for my kids actually stresses me out lol
We never had the tooth under the pillow thing. We used to sit the tooth in a special little jar with water in it. The "tooth fairy" would take the tooth out of the water and put coins in it.
Ahaha, did anyone catch this? The second time around, I'm seeing him do a facetious blessing gesture at 1:42. (I thought it was going to be rabbinical, but it turns out it's papal, however.) Rabbi Jeffowitz
Jeff is acting more normally in this interview than usual. Perhaps the entire wierd person act is just that, an act. This is an earlier interview mind you, this could be before he went full on wierd, or maybe just a moment of breaking character. Who knows.
Jeff goldblum is hillarious without trying to be!i think its not put on!!thats the way he is but why does he look like he gets turned on by everything maybe not put on either ha but still hillarious
You could tell that the tonight show's audience didn't quite get Conan's sense of humor as his audience does now. Either that or they simply had lower volume microphones back then to pick up the laughter
Goldblum=awesome Conan=worst thing on t.v. until Jimmy Kimball and Jimmy Fallon came along. Now they're all tied for the worst host ever. The word cringe was invented to explain Conan interviews. He's so bad.
Anyone else binge watching jeff goldblum and conan interviews?
joe pena me right now
I'm an hour and half into the Jeff + Conan rabbit hole and there's no sign I'm coming out soon.
Its just impossible to only watch one!
I'm just binge watching Jeff goldblum video's in general.
@Matthew Schaefer aww ❤❤
These guys are so into eachother lol It's hilarious
The eye does go to Goldblum...unless it's Conan and Goldblum. Then the eye goes rapidly back and forth between them lol
Yeah, those two dudes are *perfection* together. Can't stop watching Conan/Jeff vids... I'm addicted... HALP! :D
Metzgermeisterin it’s a gift not a curse
It's a charisma tennis-match
@DoeDonDoe - Fact. xD
Jeff Goldblum is the most extraordinary human being on Earth.
Ozzy Nic Cage. Ainsley Harriott. Christopher Walken. James Franco
He is also *Extremely* "Fimilar with the concept of Attraction."
Earth is the most extraordinary planet on Jeff Goldblum.
The boy of special imagination makes a very solid point about how sufficiently advanced technology and experiences are indistinguishable from magic
+fhhh you must be real fun at parties
Arthur C. Clarke made that observation first, I'm afraid.
Clarke's third law I believe
One reply from someone who has never been to a party where people talk to one another, one from someone who believes a human should never reference anything that has ever been referenced before...
I have an apropos variation on Clarke's 3rd, which is apparently referred to as 'Poe's Law':
"Any sufficiently advanced Troll is indistinguishable from a genuine Kook." / "The viewpoints of even the most extreme Crank are indistinguishable from sufficiently advanced satire."
Which am I..?
“A boy with a special imagination” - once again Goldblum explains himself better than anyone else ever could.
Conan is the only late night host who deserves Goldblum's glory
I've noticed Conan use the same line to introduce Jeff Goldblum "He has starred in some of the biggest films including Jurassic Park in Independence Day."
Mr. Bean + George Clooney + authentic eccentricity= Jeff Goldblumy
5:30 “yes master” 👀
Willow | He might be into BDSM. He nearly confessed it on Conan almost/exactly a year later in 2005.
@@randombrokeperson thanks, now I can utilize that in my fantasies
@@livelaughlove0209 Write a fanfic about it and send me the link.
The fact that he commits to it the second time makes it that much better.
I had the same experience as Jeff Goldblum about Santa. It really is crushing but I'm glad that Jeff still sees the magic in everyday things.
He's always so positive and sees the best in things. Very inspiring! I wish I could be at least a bit more like him. :)
Metzgermeisterin you can. It’s called weed.
Bro Jeff said: "Yes Master." This is too hot. I'm dead.
_I do think I should be the new basis for the Christian religion._ ~Conan 2004
I'm already a believer. He is my god,
All hail the mighty king of string, the flame haired messiah, the man with no tan, the vanilla coloured thrilla, the beast with a deficiency of yeast: Conan O'Brien.
Oh Conan I beg of you, let me into the promised land, where the remotes flow like water and the guests are always as good as Goldblum. Cheers.
@@thesprawl2361 lmfao 💀
This is probably the last and only normal conversation they had. Lol
How does Conan still look exactly the same
jessica jones Jeff feeds him his youth
He's an alien.
Ginger. No soul. Pale as oat shit.
@@mirzaten6244 heyy! Don't shit on gingers 😠
He is a vampire
On a Jeff Goldblum binge...
As am I.
Great Interview. I am Goldblum er'
Holy shit this is the most coherent meeting of the two. Turns out Goldblum has a lot more to him then just being eccentric and funny. He got very profound and meaningful in here.
I guess he was crushing the Ritalin hard lol
Wait a minute! Is it possible Goldblum has a cocaine addiction?!
Something is different about this dude. I'm thinking it's a neurological difference rather than drug addiction, like ADHD.
William Holmes I’m ADD and this is a mirror image of when I get really into talks with my good friends. (Except we’re not as cool).
Bobsuruncle Mum | This is great news. Thank you!
"The eye goes to Goldblum" xD
I love how he alwwys rock to the jazz music at the start of every interview
Jeff really is a thanksgiving buffet here
Take me back to 2004 please god.
Jeff Goldblum is my spirit animal!
That should be on a t-shirt
Love this duo, they bring the best out of each other ❤🌹🌹
I love Jeff Goldblum so freaking much!!!
I have such a crush on Jeff Goldblum!❤❤
Gosh, Conan was really sweet to Goldblum with his sincere compliments
Did Conan invent dancing with the stars in the beginning?
The two hottest men in showbiz.
🤤
THE EYE GOES TO GOLDBUM
2004-“I’m anti-commercial”
2018-In an apartment commercial
He's an actor.
what apartment?
I don’t know which one of these replies is stupider
Jeff Goldblum is GOLD! he's really a treasure!
Jeff + Conan = Epic!
Put it at .5 speed and it’s drunk conan and drunk Jeff
This is the most number of coherent lines that came out of his mouth on this show
randomly thought of the eye goes to goldblum today...damn this was in 2004!?
Jeff was preaching minimalism a long time before anybody else. Love it.
Great Steve Zissou clip
lmao
Yeah I’ve just discovered these gold interviews and I can’t stop, love Jeff Goldblum.
Dance for me Mr Goldblum!
ahhh Jeff!
Lmao. If they could have their own tv show together I'd watch. Every interview is LOL hilarious
This makes me smile happily
What a great team!
I’m digging these two
I don't remember any one point where I 'discovered' that Santa didn't exist. People often talk about "I remember when I was talking to other kids about Santa and one of them told me the truth" but I don't think that many people had a moment like that. I think none of us believed in it that strongly, and what little belief we had just fell away in bits, like a rotten curtain.
Am I wrong here? Or does everybody have a Moment When They Found Out The Truth that they can point back at and identify, just like Jeff in this video?
I did, 2 friends tried to convince me and i denied it for 1 day until my mom said they were actually right
Jeff Goldblum and Norm MacDonald are the most entertaining late night guests ever.
Came out funky and became black with the soul shake
Live is a Carnival! Great song choice
I happen to know that when Conan took the desk microphone, the sound guy turned his headphones down in anticipation he was gonna slam it on the desk.
I love the music at the beginning of this clip. Does anyone know the name of that song, please? No wonder they started dancing xD
Yes! This dude is wild
6:42 - Conan becomes Pennywise
Robbie Robertson, Tim Curry and Floyd the barber had a baby and named it Jeff Goldblum.
*4:35** “I Needed My Myth”* lol 😄
I'm a failed minimalist and I'm now motivated to clean out my clutter...Thanks Jeff!!
He said is is a "very split and dark character."
I don’t even know why I’m binge watching Jeff Goldblum... I just am ok
👏👏👏💕
We must protect Jeff goldblum at all costs.
So, still no news on that Conan special in which he and Jeff are just dancing for an hour? When can we expect it?
He needs a coat of arms, with the motto, "Abit Visu Goldblum"...
Jeff was like closer to normal here. Over the years he's become more... Jeff
He got the same intro for years!!
Binging!
Life Aquatic is the shiiiiit.
I don't ever remember believing in santa or easter bunny, but I actually did believe in the tooth fairy for a long time bc I didn't think my parents could find my tooth under my pillow n switch it with money without waking me up.
The thought of having to try to do it for my kids actually stresses me out lol
We never had the tooth under the pillow thing. We used to sit the tooth in a special little jar with water in it. The "tooth fairy" would take the tooth out of the water and put coins in it.
Jeff's head is so much small er than Conan's
Look what harry got me
Jeff Goldblum is the best
I believed Santa, Tooth fairy, and Easter bunny were all real till I was 12 !!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😨
So either Conan knew about Jeff's Christmas tree story or all the interview was planned to script before. Which shouldn't be surprising anyway.
Jeff Goldblum just sees the world differently then most.
Than. Learn English.
Fax machine, lol
1:17 Who is saying "OH YEEAH"? lmao sounds like Kermit
I’m a very split and dark character - oof
Where's Andy?
+Tu Vu Andy left in the early 2000s, I think, then he came back for the Tonight Show in 2009
@@hellomarjory why
o k He was chasing prime-time stardom
0:37
Ahaha, did anyone catch this?
The second time around, I'm seeing him do a facetious blessing gesture at 1:42. (I thought it was going to be rabbinical, but it turns out it's papal, however.) Rabbi Jeffowitz
00bean00 that cracked me up haha
The audience didn’t quite know what to do with him
Jeff strangebrew
they share 1 braincell and conan has it 99% of the time
Santa Claus,is non sense,the Easter Bunny,is fantasy;But..The Tooth Fairy IS VERY CLOSE TO SOMEHOW,REALITY...
Legalize jeff Goldblum
Jeff is acting more normally in this interview than usual. Perhaps the entire wierd person act is just that, an act. This is an earlier interview mind you, this could be before he went full on wierd, or maybe just a moment of breaking character. Who knows.
“This is the best I’ve ever been right here” -Jeff is high af lol
Jeff goldblum is hillarious without trying to be!i think its not put on!!thats the way he is but why does he look like he gets turned on by everything maybe not put on either ha but still hillarious
If you put Jeff goldblum on at 0.75 speed then he becomes a normal (more boring) person
You could tell that the tonight show's audience didn't quite get Conan's sense of humor as his audience does now. Either that or they simply had lower volume microphones back then to pick up the laughter
4:42
And that’s how I found out Jeff was a stoner
Jeff Goldblum Sings About Sensuality
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Goldblum=awesome
Conan=worst thing on t.v. until Jimmy Kimball and Jimmy Fallon came along. Now they're all tied for the worst host ever.
The word cringe was invented to explain Conan interviews. He's so bad.