Driving without a licence defendant joins court case call - while driving his car
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- Опубліковано 13 жов 2024
- A man accused of driving without a licence dialed into his courtroom appearance via Zoom from behind the wheel of a car.
Corey Harris, 44, appeared on the screen before a dumbfounded courtroom discussing his case in which he had been banned from holding a licence.
“Mr Harris, are you driving?” Washtenaw County Judge Cedric Simpson asked from the courtroom as he stared at the camera with a confused look on his face.
“I’m pulling into my doctor’s office actually,” Harris told the judge as he casually turned the steering wheel, adding that he would be ready for the hearing in "one second”.
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Lmao. I swear the judge looks like he wants to laugh but holds it in
I've been in front of Judge Simpson before, he's definitely seen himself a bunch of wackadoodles, but I think this one might be a new first place for the Stupid Stuff listing.....
@@gordonsmith6539@highlight @everyone
🤣🤫🤫"Your Honor, it's the Lead in the Water. I'm Retarded🤪 with mental 🤯features" 💯👈🏿 Big, Fat, AND dumb. A big waste of protoplasm 💯 PLEASE DON'T BREED🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@gordonsmith6539 I've watched plenty of his SovCit cases. He is brilliant.
😂
this is just too good, the look on the dude's face is priceless!
I like the long period of silence and disbelief followed by the defendant’s “hello?”
The hello had me 😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂 no way to defend himself there is nothing to say 😂
The suspension of his license was lifted 2yrs ago.
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@@garethwilliams6860Actually he never had a drivers license to begin with.
Lost his license, but gained an Oscar.
Someone said "he'll probably drive to turn himself in".
Well, he's got nothing to lose at this point.
If he was smart he would have said, " I am in a Tesla, and the car is driving itself."
Nothing to lose? What if he has an accident on the way? - His insurance would be invalidated, and he would lose everything and more. Edit: There was an error, and his license was supposed to have been reinstated - sorry for his embarrassment!
@@milesjohnson5487 🤣
The suspension of his license was lifted 2yrs ago.
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The way the judge threw his pen down trying to hold back laughter 😩😭
That is just too good haha the Guys face he is lost for words 😮😂
"ah sheep..."
Defendant lawyer: "My God, i went to college for 76 years for this..."
This cracked me up no end today 😅😅his face when he realized what he'd done 😅😅 comedy gold
I can't believe this isn't a comedy skit.
Had to check if this was "The Onion" channel.
check the update about him youll understand why he was so confused
No one ever said…. reality can’t be comedy.
"Hello?"
I busted up laughing
Yeah, after two "Er's".
I mean, WTF did he think was gonna happen!
Dude believed in his heart that he was being super responsible by making it to his dr appt _AND_ his court appearance at the same time. 🏆
God bless him. 😇
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
DWS (Driving While Stupid).
Too many of these people on the roads.
Pure comedy gold, everything about it. The way she puts her hand to her face. Oh america thanks for that one.
The judge trying to hold back his laughter 😆
Indeed he was. Had to be professional but it was worth laughing.
I swear I heard crickets chirping a couple of times when everyone was amazed...... LMAO.... Wow! EPIC FAIL!!!
Ummmmm Waaaaah.🤣
UA-cam always delivers.
He made that judge question his entire career.
OMG. Idiocracy has become reality.
Life imitating art.
@@lovelybitofbugle6762@highlight @everyone
🤣🤫🤫"Your Honor, it's the Lead in the Water. I'm Retarded🤪 with mental 🤯features" 💯👈🏿 Big, Fat, AND dumb. A big waste of protoplasm 💯 PLEASE DON'T BREED🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂100%....
bLM😂😂😂 for what.😂😂😂
@@rudolf91187 B people are great.
Everybody should have one.
Your honor sir, "is there such thing as born an idiot excuse?'
Not many people give the whole world a good laugh.
The man didn't know he was driving
Outstanding move
Lmao
How will he explain this to other inmates is what I want to know?
The judge thought the defendant was pranking the court.
Guy needs to never again have a license.
won't make a difference, he'll still be driving.
@@user-fd5qx9hr6q@highlight @everyone
🤣🤫🤫"Your Honor, it's the Lead in the Water. I'm Retarded🤪 with mental 🤯features" 💯👈🏿 Big, Fat, AND dumb. A big waste of protoplasm 💯 PLEASE DON'T BREED🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like in Africa. No license no poblem 😂😂😂😂
He might lose a few pounds...
The comedic timing in this is just perfect
Sometimes, i feel like this guy driving.
Well, to be fair he almost got away with it. I blame Zoom. LOL!!! The final OMG gets me. Hysterical!!!
Look up 'Idiot' in the dictionary, and there's a picture of this guy.
💯
But his license was reinstated in 2022.
The system failed.
Why is everybody so quick to judge this man?
Also driving wit a phone in his hand
He steered his case in the wrong direction.
Omgggg this will go down as the best video of 2024 😂😂😂
#CLOSE YOUR MOUTH "MR HARROS"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The hustle is real.
The iq is low
Yes, this is real, this is Washtenaw County Courthouse (Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti) which is 30 minutes from me. He’s a well known judge and now the defendant is a well known moron.
There are no words.......
His face @ 1:26 got me weak 😂
The "yes I am" took me out, hilarious
This can’t be real
1:55 birds cawing in the silence.
Crickets were still asleep.
He was clearly only driving to his doctor because of a medical emergency your honor, this poor man is obviously insane.
Please drive in later and surrender yourself . LOL
This man has just replaced himself with the actual word called "stupid". What a mad lad. Lol 😅
"Actually, I'm pulling into the neurology clinic, right...nnnow."
Now that…….was an uncomfortable silence.
That is correct your honor 😂
Judge Simpson wants to laugh so bad & I bet bro court hearing was hilarious cause he's viral 😩😭
1:15 the judge holding that laugh in 😂😂
I blame his lawyer. I'm sorry to laugh at his misery, but I can't help it.
Some are afraid of artificial intelligence,
So far a natural idiocy is still bigger threat.
The two are related.
@@ariochiv I what way? Elaborate please🤔
1:14 the silence was loud asf 💀😂
If Beetlejuice had a son
The lack of self awareness is staggering 😂
Right? He doesn't even comprehend what's happening until the very end.
The officer who granted this guy a driver license should also be put in jail.
This is how a meme is born people 🤣
Hope the judge did the right thing and jailed him immediately for violation of enforcement of suspension
Even the judge was shocked at this dudes stupidity, how brain dead do people get?
This is an SNL skit just waiting to happen.
The way he said YES I AM😢😢😅😅😅😅
Easiest paycheck the prosecutor ever received.😂
I don't get tired of watching this, brilliant! 😂😂😂
What a dohnut
Homer Simpson moment DUH!
The Smartest man on the Planet 😂
I been laughing at this Joke for weeks now , this never gets old
Hello 😅😅 just a minute sir we were writing up your sentence
Some people are just oblivious to life.
Hello?
It takes a lot, but I am speechless LOL
He had his camera mirrored, your honor. My client was a passenger.
Patrick star in real life 😂😂💀
He would gotten out of this jam if he was Neil Degrasse Tyson
The penny dropp’s🤪.
Doud just remember don’t pick up the soap in the shower 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
God bless America 😂
Oh yeah, the first world jungle where primitive and uncivlizd behaviours reign supreme
@@abstraqtphilosophy7357 exactly, thank the lord I’m not American and live 3 thousand miles away
Absolute legend
Come to find out his license was apparently NOT revoked but reinstated, but no one knew. Our judicial system is garbage. But man that was kinda funny...
He should drive himself to jail. 😂
HE NEEDS TO BE LOCKED UP FOR BEING DUMB!
Just wondering how many foots in mouth Ill see when ya'll realize the Judge and the system dropped the ball on this one. The license suspension was removed prior to this hearing and he was driving his wife to the hospital.
He never had a driving license tho
Going to your doctor's office = *Driving*
If i was the public defender, I would’ve walked off
surprised Pikachu face 😂
Hello? 😂
He could have at least said he was travelling and not driving!
Amazing jail speedrun attempt
He done took stupidity to another level.
SMH!
And I thought I was stupid lol....
He could have at least pleaded with the Judge that he was in fact in a Horseless Carriage. The horse bolted and he freewheeled into a parking bay.
“YES. I. AM.” 😭😭😂
The prosecuting team at 0:52 - trying not to laugh out loud...
Why he wearing a seatbelt?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The guy's reaction 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was sweet
OHH DEARY ME
Bro never graduated 8th grade.
I wonder if he drove when he turned himself in later that day
Its like a movie 😅😅😅
Why do this to yourself?
is that Gandhi
He probably will need a doctor for sure now …..lol
Telegraph censors comments. It's so "Telegraphic." Mere stupidity.
Article 6 us constitution:
"all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby"
ICCPR (treaty signed by President George Bush and Ratified as constitutional law by the Senate of the United states) Article 15:
"No one shall be held guilty of any criminal offence on account of any act which did not constitute a criminal offence, under national or international law, at the time when it was committed"
Whereas, driving a motor vehicle for personal and NONE commercial (earning money) purposes does not constitue a criminal act under national (federal) law it is a constitutional supreme law Right to do so.
To deny this Right is a criminal offense under:
18 U.S. Code § 241 - Conspiracy against rights
And
18 U.S. Code § 242 - Deprivation of rights under color of law