The Millionaire Spelunky Speedrun!?

[@chimitrash2966]

1:15 that is a very fun head cannon and it probably works for HD but not for 2 because you can clone yourself in 2 and your clone acts like a hired help.
Well maybe when you clone NPCs It doesn't actually clone them but it's just a fungus that imitates the behavior of the NPC while not actually doing the thinking or it being a "human".
The hired help from HD could also be different from the ones in 2.
Also maybe the clone gun lobotomies your clone explaining the lack of processing power and the hired help are the same in HD and 2,
Maybe the hired help are lobotomized and that why they're bald.
Or maybe Derek just hates the spelunkers and decided to make them stupid and unhelpful.

[@26dollar]

the hired hands are infected with radical 6

[@ArcaneArachnid]

Jumbo money (big)

[@bbittercoffee]

Humongous money, even (even bigger)

[@SgtFrogger]

Packing some dobanhankaro money, even (eveneven bigger)

[@agnacore]

I think we should call this run the Small Loan run. it would be good and also cool and neat.

[@HoiBro]

Spelunky billionaire speedrun when?

[@Basiclly_aBot]

Dawg

[@saharahmed3516]

dont think its possible unless you just gamble for eternity, have good RNG both for a gambling shop AND for jackpots, dodge the ghost.

[@purplehaze2358]

1:32 Did you just murder two snakes at once in cold blood with a key?

[@DilanLihueAcosta]

Your name in steam??

[@ill_B1acK_lli]

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[@naturerelax3285]

Im new here.Can someone tell me why did he stop playing Spelunky 2? thank you!

[@JohnnyPederson]

Prob got bored of it