1: Brawl competitor, killed with a getup attack 2: Random Cringe Confessional anonymous from embarrassment. 3: Kracko, killed brutally in combat due to his chat voting for Ed 4: Shovel Knight, by his boy Piplup 5 to 13: Multiple cases of anonymous terrorist attacks and third degree murder.
Sakurai saying that galeem canomically killed everyone in every universe that's connected to smash has the same energy as him saying that kirby's warp star is canonically the fastest character in smash.
It really feels like, "well, I want my things to be the best, so I'm gonna say it killed everyone. Doesn't mean it actually did, but he wants HIS property's to be the best.
Coney shouting "we're not counting animals" immediately after commending Andross for killing a solar system populated entirely by animals is hilarious to me
Funny enough, pokemon do have souls and canonically have an afterlife since the first game, and they are descendants of a common ancestor with humans, so yeah, they count.
@@mrgreenboy644 Considering that the Abra line's pokedex entry mentions that it used to be a human that turned into a Pokemon... and then there's those books in Gen 4, that's a whole 'nother can of worms.
I do want to mention that Diddy and Dixie Kong as a pair have at least one truly confirmed kill. The first boss of DKC2, a member of K Rool’s crew named Krow, comes back later in the game as a spirit to get revenge on you for killing him, and the spirit mini krows could also have been killed by the pair but it’s not explicitly confirmed like how Swanky straight up asks how many hits it took to kill Krow.
Two points of contention: 1. This is with the original video, but Bowser's kill count should be much lower; the Toads don't die but in fact are reverted back to being Toads and thank Mario by giving him power ups 2. Yes, Pokémon do have souls. Ghost Pokémon exist, but also there is proof that Pokémon can have an afterlife and even believe in God. For example, Team Rocket's Meowth canonically dies and revives himself thanks to seeing their Mimikyu's true form, and the Arceus movie shows that Pokémon know God exists. Also, Oricorio has a special afterlife all to itself. Have fun with that.
Thank you, someone needed to say it regarding the Toads. I think this is the biggest misconception and the fact that it was the root of all those "Mario is EVIL and a PSYCOPATH" videos on UA-cam back in the day irks me more than it should just because seemingly no one knows this.
@@YellowpowR Yeah, I'm a huge Mario defender. People also forget that it was a magical curse, something Peach would be able to reverse. Her being kidnapped prevented that from happening, but when Mario saved Peach, all the Toads would have been fine anyway
@@Zoroarkarceus123 I'm guessing understanding must be just from bad conveyance in the instruction manual? It specifies the Toads got turned into bricks and everyone thinks of the first brick blocks they naturally see, which Mario just shatters, because your mind wouldn't immediately go to the ones that hide the vines and power-ups without the blatant ? symbol, which is understandable.
@@Zoroarkarceus123 Checking the manual right now, it actually specifies on a different page that specifically the blocks that are Toads will reward you with "a power boost."
No not multiple times, Klaus only did once. I’m pretty sure what he meant at the end of the game is that he wanted to destroy all life on Bionis and then recreate all life on Bionis, just like how he did many times before hand.
I don’t know when the original video was made but you could also plausibly put Malos there too. Only issue would be stuff regarding the Aegis War since Mythra also technically counts for that
@@Magic_Ice So, weird thing. Zanza's line is that he's apparently wiped the face of the Bionis clean of life with Telethia, and let life start anew over and over again to fuel his own immortality. It's unclear how many times he actually did this, just that he hasn't done it in a long time because the High Entia were permitted to actually reach old age this time. At minimum, this would be a death toll in the millions, given that Colony 9 and Colony 6 imply the existence of 7 other colonies of about equal population, and Nopon being as numerous as they are in their own neck of the woods.
@@elijahpadilla5083 yeah also sorry for my last comment because I was mostly asleep and thought you said something else. I agree with you but the Nopon are tricky because of the Nopon sage. I think in the game it says that the Nopon Sage fought Telethia back in the day to protect Nopon I think. Another point is that didn’t the high entia seal away Zanza? Wouldn’t this mean that the last giant bionis purge was at the time of the great war between the Bionis and the Mechonis?
I find it funny they put in Metal Face when he isn’t even in the top 5 for most people killed in his own game. SPOILERS FOR XENOBLADE 1 2 AND 3 Egil - Killed Some Machina and had multiple genocides against the residents of Bionis for thousands of years. Malos - Sunk a Titian and helped Mythra sink another. Plus his artifices also killed a lot of people especially at the end of the game. Amalthus - Killed and sunk titans to keep Indol’s world power, enslaved the entire blade race, and prevented new titans from being born dooming the entire world and starting wars over dwindling land. Z - Causing and perpetuating an Eons long war to keep Moebius’ existence alive. Klaus and Zanza - Pushed a funny button and blew up his whole universe.
The Telephone/Commander Tartar from Splatoon 2 has 10,007 confirmed kills and nearly added billions more. It tricked thousands of octolings hoping to escape their impoverished homeland into builiding a giant blender to kill themselves with so it could turn them into primordial ooze in order to create a species more “worthy” of inheriting the earth. You play as Number 10,008. Also at the end of the game they try to and nearly succeed in causing a mass extinction event.
Technically not every test subject has died, many were sanitized. It’s not much better than death but technically different, and it’s worth nothing that according to official Japanese materials some sanitized people were apparently at least partially sanitized willingly, including Dedf1sh.
Ganon is canonically the reincarnated hatred of the Zelda universes equivalent of Satan. While Ganon himself just wants to stop the suffering of his people he’s always destined to bring ruin against the Gods.
@@a_person4742 I am aware. Even in Ocarina of Time he was still harming the Gerudo, people that I may remind you are mentioned to die in the desert regularly and have to resort to prostitution for reproduction. While he did initially have altruistic he always had a ulterior motive to betray the Hyrulean royal family for his personal gain. Being the reincarnation of Demise and destined to always be evil it doesn’t mean he can’t have his initial reasons. Plus given how he’s forever a stain on Gerudo history and a demon lord himself he would be a pariah to his own people. I didn’t expect to go into Gerudo politics a half past 5 in the morning but here we are.
@@calebgoodman3028 they don't go to prostitution??? They travel for boyfriends/ hudbands buts that's clearly a very different thing. There are several examples of Gerudo lookig for love normally, and none i can think of suggest prostitution.
@@a_person4742 They look for boyfriends but I always thought it was a censorship thing since we never actually see a Gerudo normally living outside of the desert except one specific example in BotW so that’s more of a me thing. The rest like dying regularly you have to admit aren’t exaggerations as this was explicitly stated in The Wind Waker.
@@calebgoodman3028 ah i havent played wind waker so that makes sense. Ive been thinking about your comment for a bit actually and the only reference to prostitution i could think of is the poe collecter in OoT when he's like "if i had ur face i could run a different business 😏" to link. But also this is under ganondorfs rule so you could be right about that with the gerudo
Zanza should proooobably be the Xenoblade rep on the list but that's got some insane spoilery shit involved with the specifics so I can understand why they didn't use him lol
Galeem has killed every fictional and real living thing considering cuphead is in smash, and cuphead had a Geico commercial meaning they are in the same universe, and Geico is a real company meaning we have all died to Galeem
Coney claiming Pokémon don’t have souls is crazy to me when not only does the entire Pokémon Mystery Dungeon series exist, where they have entire society and capitalism and people making calculated decisions to let themselves die in order to save other people and stuff, but even if you ignore in that entire series, like the 20th episode or something of the original anime shows all of Ash’s and Team Rocket’s Pokémon talking and interacting with each other, not to mention the Pokémon that are capable of perfect English or even creation of worlds. In Pokémon canon, in some ways, humans are the *inferior* species, so to only consider humans as “having souls” when so much evidence says otherwise seems silly to me. I feel like Coney should at least know of that “the Pokémon talk” episode in season 1, like come on
I know right? Especially Pokemon in the anime that are shown to be capable of speech through mainly through telepathy. There are Pokemon in the games that can do this as well so they clearly have souls.
@@clemente3966 I wanted to use some of the most prevalent examples; that this idea isn’t a newer one (since Coney’s kinda a GenWunner) and has been around since the beginning
They're also confirmed to have married humans in the past. Honestly they're pretty damn close to people, which makes the whole concept of pokemon battling a lot more weirdchamp
I'd really like if you reacted to the video "how many Super Mario games are there?" by jan Misali in the future, his process to arrive at a final answer is pretty entertaining, and it's a vastly more complex topic than what it looks like at first glance. I know you already reacted to something similar recently but I was left unsatifyied by that video you used there, and I plea for you to look at the jan Misali video instead, it's a far greater watch !
Ganon’s violence stems from the curse placed on Zelda and Link by Demise in Skyward Sword where evil will be reborn as well as a hero and the goddess in a never ending cycle. Ganon is the evil reborn in 99% of scenarios so his actions are semi-determined by Demise’s Curse.
6:34 FUCK YOU MEAN?! They have souls, lucario literally reads your soul, and shedinja steals your soul if you look at it. Dusknoir guides souls to the underworld
Knowing the super Mario blocks are toads is crazy when you play superstar saga and visit the University It says the SMB1 blocks are made of "secret materials from the mushroom kingdom"
If Galeem is so strong that it can "kill" everybody in gaming history how fucked up has Sephiroth's power scale to be for him to slice him in half like it's nothing?
...and then the same Cloud that was so far below Galeem a second ago evenly matches that same Sephiroth more or less? I think the best answers are A: either just don't take Sakurai's claims too seriously, or B: assume that the Galeem in the Sephiroth trailer is a different one (in a different scenario entirely) from the canon one.
Just gotta say that Peach reverses the curse Bowser put on the Toads at the end of SMB so all of those kills were reversed (Though I guess by that logic Thanos only killed three people in Infinity War and not half of the universe)
If we would count humanity from Splatoon it would be in the billions plus how many octolings have been sanitized (basically it's a process that takes away everything that made that person them. They show no emotions, and are mind controlled)
I love all the people in the comments being like "actually pokémon do canonically have souls, etc, etc" you do realise Coney says shit like that just to get a reaction. Also tbf he does have a point, I mean K. Rool only had 1 kill but how many ants and spiders and whatever else do you think he might have stepped on in his life time?
1. I don’t know if she did more than once at the at of galaxy 1. 2. But no one died when she did that at the end of Galaxy. Everyone survived. If anything she brought back people from the dead.
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Coney in the thumbnail having 13 confirmed kills concerns me…
Trueeeeeeeee
Watch put before it becomes 14
Who knows how many unconfirmed kills he has
this is exactly what I came here to say
1: Brawl competitor, killed with a getup attack
2: Random Cringe Confessional anonymous from embarrassment.
3: Kracko, killed brutally in combat due to his chat voting for Ed
4: Shovel Knight, by his boy Piplup
5 to 13: Multiple cases of anonymous terrorist attacks and third degree murder.
Sakurai saying that galeem canomically killed everyone in every universe that's connected to smash has the same energy as him saying that kirby's warp star is canonically the fastest character in smash.
It really feels like, "well, I want my things to be the best, so I'm gonna say it killed everyone. Doesn't mean it actually did, but he wants HIS property's to be the best.
Coney shouting "we're not counting animals" immediately after commending Andross for killing a solar system populated entirely by animals is hilarious to me
nah starfox animals count
Anthros are just people though
there's coney bots?
@@miespies theres bots for everyone, make use of the name above to get scammed
The star fox animals are intelligent animals capable of speech and developing technology, so it most definitely counts
all of you are concerned about coney having 13 kills but the real question should be why coney qualifies as a Nintendo villain??
Killed Geno
That was my first thought
all PM top players are Nintendo Villains to be fair
he said "kill" during an official nintendo tournament
Because how he killed smash in the FGCs eyes in one day at EVO
If Galeem's attack reached into every universe represented in smash, that means that he killed your Minecraft world
Most importantly, your minecraft doggo too
Funny enough, pokemon do have souls and canonically have an afterlife since the first game, and they are descendants of a common ancestor with humans, so yeah, they count.
IIRC Masuda said in 2012 that Pokemon and humans are two separate groups unrelated to one another.
They are descendants of *what now*
@@mrgreenboy644 all life on earth is descended from mew.
@@mrgreenboy644 Considering that the Abra line's pokedex entry mentions that it used to be a human that turned into a Pokemon... and then there's those books in Gen 4, that's a whole 'nother can of worms.
@@moisesflores5405 the games go against that statement, judging by *several* pokedex entries
I do want to mention that Diddy and Dixie Kong as a pair have at least one truly confirmed kill. The first boss of DKC2, a member of K Rool’s crew named Krow, comes back later in the game as a spirit to get revenge on you for killing him, and the spirit mini krows could also have been killed by the pair but it’s not explicitly confirmed like how Swanky straight up asks how many hits it took to kill Krow.
Two points of contention:
1. This is with the original video, but Bowser's kill count should be much lower; the Toads don't die but in fact are reverted back to being Toads and thank Mario by giving him power ups
2. Yes, Pokémon do have souls. Ghost Pokémon exist, but also there is proof that Pokémon can have an afterlife and even believe in God. For example, Team Rocket's Meowth canonically dies and revives himself thanks to seeing their Mimikyu's true form, and the Arceus movie shows that Pokémon know God exists. Also, Oricorio has a special afterlife all to itself. Have fun with that.
Thank you, someone needed to say it regarding the Toads. I think this is the biggest misconception and the fact that it was the root of all those "Mario is EVIL and a PSYCOPATH" videos on UA-cam back in the day irks me more than it should just because seemingly no one knows this.
@@YellowpowR Yeah, I'm a huge Mario defender. People also forget that it was a magical curse, something Peach would be able to reverse. Her being kidnapped prevented that from happening, but when Mario saved Peach, all the Toads would have been fine anyway
@@Zoroarkarceus123 I'm guessing understanding must be just from bad conveyance in the instruction manual? It specifies the Toads got turned into bricks and everyone thinks of the first brick blocks they naturally see, which Mario just shatters, because your mind wouldn't immediately go to the ones that hide the vines and power-ups without the blatant ? symbol, which is understandable.
@@YellowpowR the manual specifically states that the Toads are just let free, but like, yeah I get it
@@Zoroarkarceus123 Checking the manual right now, it actually specifies on a different page that specifically the blocks that are Toads will reward you with "a power boost."
If we are talking Xenoblade, Zanza killed and recreated the universe multiple times - that definitely should get him to be higher on the list.
No not multiple times, Klaus only did once.
I’m pretty sure what he meant at the end of the game is that he wanted to destroy all life on Bionis and then recreate all life on Bionis, just like how he did many times before hand.
I don’t know when the original video was made but you could also plausibly put Malos there too. Only issue would be stuff regarding the Aegis War since Mythra also technically counts for that
But metalface killed 3 people so
@@Magic_Ice So, weird thing. Zanza's line is that he's apparently wiped the face of the Bionis clean of life with Telethia, and let life start anew over and over again to fuel his own immortality. It's unclear how many times he actually did this, just that he hasn't done it in a long time because the High Entia were permitted to actually reach old age this time. At minimum, this would be a death toll in the millions, given that Colony 9 and Colony 6 imply the existence of 7 other colonies of about equal population, and Nopon being as numerous as they are in their own neck of the woods.
@@elijahpadilla5083 yeah also sorry for my last comment because I was mostly asleep and thought you said something else. I agree with you but the Nopon are tricky because of the Nopon sage. I think in the game it says that the Nopon Sage fought Telethia back in the day to protect Nopon I think.
Another point is that didn’t the high entia seal away Zanza? Wouldn’t this mean that the last giant bionis purge was at the time of the great war between the Bionis and the Mechonis?
Galeem's attacks reached into every universe represented in Smash.
Knowing Nomura, that means Galeem is canon in Kingdom Hearts.
I find it funny they put in Metal Face when he isn’t even in the top 5 for most people killed in his own game.
SPOILERS FOR XENOBLADE 1 2 AND 3
Egil - Killed Some Machina and had multiple genocides against the residents of Bionis for thousands of years.
Malos - Sunk a Titian and helped Mythra sink another. Plus his artifices also killed a lot of people especially at the end of the game.
Amalthus - Killed and sunk titans to keep Indol’s world power, enslaved the entire blade race, and prevented new titans from being born dooming the entire world and starting wars over dwindling land.
Z - Causing and perpetuating an Eons long war to keep Moebius’ existence alive.
Klaus and Zanza - Pushed a funny button and blew up his whole universe.
The video never brings up the final boss of Xenoblade 1 who has killed (at minimum) the entire population of earth
Klaus just did a little trolling
Coney’s blatant disregard for pokemon will always make me laugh
galeem really ended the sonic universe, doing gods work.
Ah yes, the nintendo villains council: Bowser, King K. Rool, Ganondorf, Dr. Coyle, Giovanni, Hades, Andross, Ridley, and *Coney*
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It’s a bit odd that they mention metal face but not Malos who obliterated a whole damn titan full of people and more
Malos just did a little trolling.
6:50 well if we count intelligent life in the kill count pokemon would absolutely count, they have their own language that can be translated
"He's a space pirate what is that"
It's a pirate..........................................................but in space
Are we gonna skip over the fact conney has 13 kills? 13 IS SO SPECIFIC!
it's about to be 14 with that attitude
6:54 if you see TRILLIONS of kills you think of everyone except a paper mario enemy
The Telephone/Commander Tartar from Splatoon 2 has 10,007 confirmed kills and nearly added billions more.
It tricked thousands of octolings hoping to escape their impoverished homeland into builiding a giant blender to kill themselves with so it could turn them into primordial ooze in order to create a species more “worthy” of inheriting the earth. You play as Number 10,008. Also at the end of the game they try to and nearly succeed in causing a mass extinction event.
Technically not every test subject has died, many were sanitized. It’s not much better than death but technically different, and it’s worth nothing that according to official Japanese materials some sanitized people were apparently at least partially sanitized willingly, including Dedf1sh.
Ganon is canonically the reincarnated hatred of the Zelda universes equivalent of Satan. While Ganon himself just wants to stop the suffering of his people he’s always destined to bring ruin against the Gods.
Originally yea, but at the moment he definitely gives 0 fucks about the gerudo. He's actively harming them in BotW
@@a_person4742 I am aware. Even in Ocarina of Time he was still harming the Gerudo, people that I may remind you are mentioned to die in the desert regularly and have to resort to prostitution for reproduction. While he did initially have altruistic he always had a ulterior motive to betray the Hyrulean royal family for his personal gain. Being the reincarnation of Demise and destined to always be evil it doesn’t mean he can’t have his initial reasons. Plus given how he’s forever a stain on Gerudo history and a demon lord himself he would be a pariah to his own people. I didn’t expect to go into Gerudo politics a half past 5 in the morning but here we are.
@@calebgoodman3028 they don't go to prostitution??? They travel for boyfriends/ hudbands buts that's clearly a very different thing. There are several examples of Gerudo lookig for love normally, and none i can think of suggest prostitution.
@@a_person4742 They look for boyfriends but I always thought it was a censorship thing since we never actually see a Gerudo normally living outside of the desert except one specific example in BotW so that’s more of a me thing. The rest like dying regularly you have to admit aren’t exaggerations as this was explicitly stated in The Wind Waker.
@@calebgoodman3028 ah i havent played wind waker so that makes sense. Ive been thinking about your comment for a bit actually and the only reference to prostitution i could think of is the poe collecter in OoT when he's like "if i had ur face i could run a different business 😏" to link. But also this is under ganondorfs rule so you could be right about that with the gerudo
Zanza should proooobably be the Xenoblade rep on the list but that's got some insane spoilery shit involved with the specifics so I can understand why they didn't use him lol
He honestly might not be anymore depending on whether or not the universe before xb1 has life on other planets
13 is such a random number that it must be real. At least one victim was a fan of anime
There are an estimated 20 quadrillion ants currently alive right now I think (sources may vary but it’s usually 10 quadrillion+)
6:36 and to that i Say when did It ever specify that It has to be human kills i didn't see complaints about the weird Wing person in xenoblade
I wonder why they put metal face instead of zanza
Galeem has killed every fictional and real living thing considering cuphead is in smash, and cuphead had a Geico commercial meaning they are in the same universe, and Geico is a real company meaning we have all died to Galeem
Coney claiming Pokémon don’t have souls is crazy to me when not only does the entire Pokémon Mystery Dungeon series exist, where they have entire society and capitalism and people making calculated decisions to let themselves die in order to save other people and stuff, but even if you ignore in that entire series, like the 20th episode or something of the original anime shows all of Ash’s and Team Rocket’s Pokémon talking and interacting with each other, not to mention the Pokémon that are capable of perfect English or even creation of worlds. In Pokémon canon, in some ways, humans are the *inferior* species, so to only consider humans as “having souls” when so much evidence says otherwise seems silly to me. I feel like Coney should at least know of that “the Pokémon talk” episode in season 1, like come on
Oh, and that doesn’t even get into “humans can reincarnate into Pokémon” argument soooo
Just say Yamask's dex entries and be done for the day
I know right? Especially Pokemon in the anime that are shown to be capable of speech through mainly through telepathy. There are Pokemon in the games that can do this as well so they clearly have souls.
Not in the main Pokemon games doesn’t count
@@clemente3966 I wanted to use some of the most prevalent examples; that this idea isn’t a newer one (since Coney’s kinda a GenWunner) and has been around since the beginning
Aren't Pokemon confirmed to have souls in-game? Something about Infinity Energy or whatever?
Pretty sure ghost pokemon confirmed it already but the only one with infinity energy is victini and eternatus
They definitely have souls
They're also confirmed to have married humans in the past. Honestly they're pretty damn close to people, which makes the whole concept of pokemon battling a lot more weirdchamp
Yes. There's also an afterlife
@@ODISeth Battling is to Pokemon as wrestling and boxing are to humans.
It's technically a bloodsport, but they have fun.
I'd really like if you reacted to the video "how many Super Mario games are there?" by jan Misali in the future, his process to arrive at a final answer is pretty entertaining, and it's a vastly more complex topic than what it looks like at first glance. I know you already reacted to something similar recently but I was left unsatifyied by that video you used there, and I plea for you to look at the jan Misali video instead, it's a far greater watch !
2:59 ACKSULLY 🤓 when mario hits them he reverts them back to their normal forms by sealing away the spell he casts
The thumbnail change made me think this was a new video lol
The thumbnail confirms coney has killed thirteen people. 1999, never forget what he did.
Ganon’s violence stems from the curse placed on Zelda and Link by Demise in Skyward Sword where evil will be reborn as well as a hero and the goddess in a never ending cycle. Ganon is the evil reborn in 99% of scenarios so his actions are semi-determined by Demise’s Curse.
My man Hades gettin' ROBBED out here
Losing it to chat answering your question and the few fellas saying “3”, “1”, “7”
6:34 FUCK YOU MEAN?! They have souls, lucario literally reads your soul, and shedinja steals your soul if you look at it. Dusknoir guides souls to the underworld
Did Coney forget that Pokémon are sentient creatures?
Coney you cant just say you have 13 kills without some context
Knowing the super Mario blocks are toads is crazy when you play superstar saga and visit the University
It says the SMB1 blocks are made of "secret materials from the mushroom kingdom"
Imagine after showing 1 trillion kills it just randomly shows king DDD
If Zelda were truly British that "all my friends" quote wouldda been "all me mates".
thumbnail guy needs a raise
There are apparently 20 quadrillion ants on this planet as of yesterday.
Meta Knight killed the entire brawl community
Ganons motivation is essential that he’s the god of chaos cursed to resurrect over and over again forever to spite the goddesses
Malos and Mythra have literally killed more than Metal Face wtf
i can't believe there isn't a kirby villain on that list
I wonder who the 13 victims of Coney are
Was absolutely expecting a Kirby final boss at the end ngl
I mean. there probably has been a quadrillion blades of grass that have risen and died...
If Galeem is so strong that it can "kill" everybody in gaming history how fucked up has Sephiroth's power scale to be for him to slice him in half like it's nothing?
Idk smash canon is wack
...and then the same Cloud that was so far below Galeem a second ago evenly matches that same Sephiroth more or less?
I think the best answers are A: either just don't take Sakurai's claims too seriously, or B: assume that the Galeem in the Sephiroth trailer is a different one (in a different scenario entirely) from the canon one.
@@vogunBurgundy or just that smash bros doesn’t have a defined canon and the rule of cool dominates all logic
Just gotta say that Peach reverses the curse Bowser put on the Toads at the end of SMB so all of those kills were reversed
(Though I guess by that logic Thanos only killed three people in Infinity War and not half of the universe)
Super paper Mario looks mad fun tbh.
it is
If we would count humanity from Splatoon it would be in the billions plus how many octolings have been sanitized (basically it's a process that takes away everything that made that person them. They show no emotions, and are mind controlled)
2:47 BOWSER
Killed 92?!?!?
CONEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE 13 KILLS
Coney canonically killed 13 people.
I love all the people in the comments being like "actually pokémon do canonically have souls, etc, etc" you do realise Coney says shit like that just to get a reaction.
Also tbf he does have a point, I mean K. Rool only had 1 kill but how many ants and spiders and whatever else do you think he might have stepped on in his life time?
According to the thumbnail, Coney a nintendo character
Little does coney know that Cyrus is 27
"POKEMOM DON'T HAVE SOULS"
I like the Gannon art in the thumbnail.
Where’s Viridi?! Yeah she ain’t a villain anymore but she fuckin’ nuked two human armies! And a city if you fail to stop the second bomb!
I LOVE CYRUS BUT WTF DID HE DO?
Edit: DAMN I never played USUM, that shit sounds fucking crazy! Gotta go back and play that one of these days!
Why is he dressed like a 1920s lifeguard?
😭😭😭😭😭
Wait… Pokemon have souls.
What about Rosalina? She's destroyed and remade the universe countless times!
1. I don’t know if she did more than once at the at of galaxy 1.
2. But no one died when she did that at the end of Galaxy. Everyone survived. If anything she brought back people from the dead.
Well, the lumas recreate the universe each time, not rosalina. And the reason the universe was being recreated is because *bowser* was destroying it
Last joke got me ngl
... Coney bro. Pokémon have LIVES you dork lol.
Coney: the only twitch streamer with A positive KD Greater than 0
Where did the 13 come from? Are they all the hand.
1:18 idk he' kinda unintentionally spitting
there were more than a quadrillion living things on earth just in ants
Does coney not know that Pokemon are sentient?
If I don't see Hades from Kid Icarus I swear I'm going to call bias
Bias
Coney is my favorite nintendo villain
Klaus from Xenoblade 2 (Nintendo game) killed 8 billion people aka the entire population of modern day earth
Pokemon are more sentient than animals coney
Why was the thumbnail changed?
to hide his 13 kills.
Galeem actually has infinite minus one kills. Kirby got away
Coney killed 13 people
Wait Coney killed 13 people when did this happen?
Not a psychopath by the way....
Coney, can I live in your house?
I wonder how evil these Nintendo villains are
coney help the bots are attacking
This thumbnail is an admission of guilt.
Coney, you’re wrong about SPM. Awesome game. Get outta here
Pokemon don't have souls? Then why do they have ghosts? Facts and Logic win again.
i thought coney only killed kayla
count bleck is the best villain in media ever and super paper Mario is the best game of all time
Yay Rehydrated Ganondorf 🥵
Imagine a few months from now he edits the thumbnail to say 14 instead of 13
edit: he changed the thumbnail to hide his 13 kills
Coney killed 13 people?
Porygon
Coney. Why did you do it
turn yourself into the police
Let’s go coney!
This thumbnail is a lie, Coney has killed much more people. What a great psychopath streamer he is.