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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2020
  • "Abraham? Yes! If it's a Bible name they're hired, it's company policy." Comedian John Crist imagines what it's like to work in the Chickfila Human Resources department.
    John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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  • @kayliehutson02859
    @kayliehutson02859 3 роки тому +6234

    At our Chick-fil-A we have an Abram, Ezra, Hannah, Andrew, Benjamin, Jacob, James, Jonathan, Joshua, Judah, Martha, Nathaniel, 2 Elizabeths, Ethan, Angel, and 3 Graces. And most of us are homeschooled.

    • @SarahLizDoan
      @SarahLizDoan 3 роки тому +307

      Seriously? You’ve got to be joking.

    • @Prophetic_Piano
      @Prophetic_Piano 3 роки тому +442

      Wow! I'm sure Martha especially is a very hard worker!

    • @JMarieCAlove
      @JMarieCAlove 3 роки тому +37

      Kaylin Hutson That’s so cool! 😁

    • @Ngesh02
      @Ngesh02 3 роки тому +99

      Lol
      Do they portray their biblical roles? 😂😂😂 JK

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 3 роки тому +258

      Are y’all sure that Jacob isn’t just going to the back and getting his mom to make the food for him? Keep an eye on that guy. 👀😂

  • @JonHortonMusic
    @JonHortonMusic 3 роки тому +2918

    I got the wrong order at Chick Fil A once. I knew the Lord wanted me to have it.

  • @aguyontheinternet1
    @aguyontheinternet1 3 роки тому +3118

    "Biggest failure: losing the middle school spelling bee, hired she can write the cow slogans" had me

    • @kimberlyjennings618
      @kimberlyjennings618 3 роки тому +22

      Yess 😂🙌🏻

    • @chrisboyd4433
      @chrisboyd4433 2 роки тому +6

      My wife says CFA is "cowist" because they imply that all cows are uneducated and can't spell.

    • @jodied3764
      @jodied3764 2 роки тому +2

      Perfect and awesome video!

    • @jdtreharne
      @jdtreharne 2 роки тому +1

      I didn't get that joke until reading your comment 🤣

  • @MacroTh3ory
    @MacroTh3ory 3 роки тому +3274

    I mobile ordered the 4 piece chicken strip combo. In the special comments I wrote “extra chicken strip in Jesus’ name”. I opened the box and there were 5 strips. Chick-fil-A understands the power in the name of Jesus.

    • @mdlm77
      @mdlm77 3 роки тому +109

      This comment is underrated lol

    • @trentsoto6852
      @trentsoto6852 3 роки тому +31

      Is this Christianity?

    • @fatnakedjimmyneutron
      @fatnakedjimmyneutron 3 роки тому +249

      I dont know if this is a joke or not but I ordered a 4 piece and got 5 with a note on the box that said "God Bless (:" and I'm not even kidding that was the greatest day of my life

    • @raylee5461
      @raylee5461 3 роки тому +48

      @@trentsoto6852 no, don't think it is, friend. God is not a means towards gain.

    • @alfienykabutler5919
      @alfienykabutler5919 3 роки тому +15

      So dumb! I'm crying laughing.

  • @zacktheexception1198
    @zacktheexception1198 3 роки тому +4331

    As a Christian homeschooler who is literally expected to get hired by Chick-fil-a TOMORROW did I click within 5 seconds of this coming out? ABSOLUTELY
    Edit: I got the job, been working for going on 2 years and am now in leadership! Best job ever!

  • @deanevans8154
    @deanevans8154 3 роки тому +3633

    As a Chick-fil-A employee, this is 95% accurate

    • @SolventNewt
      @SolventNewt 3 роки тому +188

      As another Chick-fil-A employee, I agree with this comment

    • @rebeccadavis3151
      @rebeccadavis3151 3 роки тому +144

      I sent this to my chick fil a group chat and we also agree with this comment

    • @pcd1377
      @pcd1377 3 роки тому +75

      To be fair, any hiring manager should be putting *Cal-Berkeley* resumes in the 🗑 regardless of the position... or company.

    • @carolea7158
      @carolea7158 3 роки тому +31

      wait what's the 5%? ;)

    • @rebeccadavis3151
      @rebeccadavis3151 3 роки тому +20

      @@carolea7158 I go to ole miss and I work at cfa😂

  • @jkar1747
    @jkar1747 3 роки тому +880

    This girl's name is Eve, put her as a cashier have her try to upsale the male customers!"😂🙈😂🙈 This statement killed me....

    • @MettleInkpen
      @MettleInkpen 3 роки тому +12

      Me too!! And the Boaz one...lol

    • @Idtelos
      @Idtelos 2 роки тому +8

      I would of been epic if she had gave apples with family meal...

    • @wild2914
      @wild2914 2 роки тому

      im confused...? TwT

    • @selenasimmons6653
      @selenasimmons6653 2 роки тому +1

      💀💀💀💀

    • @rccoh777
      @rccoh777 Рік тому +2

      @@wild2914 Adam and Eve ... Eve convinced Adam to eat the apple.

  • @suchasongbird
    @suchasongbird 2 роки тому +211

    “God told me to” is going to be my response from now on to answer “why you left” during an interview. Love it!

  • @joshmcgoo
    @joshmcgoo 3 роки тому +2298

    "Age: 24
    Gender......I don't wanna do that joke"
    You found the line, and danced around it. lol

    • @AhsokaJackson
      @AhsokaJackson 3 роки тому +115

      Yup, he nailed it. Excellently played, ha!

    • @EntertainmentBreeze
      @EntertainmentBreeze 3 роки тому +50

      I don't get it... can someone explain the joke/reference? 😭

    • @AhsokaJackson
      @AhsokaJackson 3 роки тому +278

      EntertainmentBreeze He knows that anything related to gender (and also sexuality, which is more than a little linked...) tends to bring out a lot of craziness.
      And it's kinda implied that the person probably would've had an...iffy...answer on that form, but John basically pulled a "no comment" and just didn't even go there. XD
      He got a humorous moment out of it without having to actually make a full joke. It's also relatable for a lot of people, I'm sure, because we also face being on the receiving end of the craziness if we don't adhere to the doctrine of the day...which itself isn't even consistent to begin with.
      Ha, I just had a moment like that myself. It was on an insect video, and after witnessing a back-and-forth there, I was tempted to explain that some bugs actually are hermaphroditic, so this stuff actually applies to them legitimately...but I ultimately kept quiet because I had a strong suspicion I'd regret having helped. 😅

    • @hollyedwards8325
      @hollyedwards8325 3 роки тому +12

      Ahsoka Jackson thank you!!

    • @AhsokaJackson
      @AhsokaJackson 3 роки тому +7

      holly edwards Oh, no problem! (-: 👍

  • @CB-zv1ji
    @CB-zv1ji 3 роки тому +1873

    “Boaz....... Yo az is hired!” Had me rolling 😂

  • @justanotherbaptistjew5659
    @justanotherbaptistjew5659 3 роки тому +341

    “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
    -Wayne Gretzky”
    -Michael Scott

  • @marisal48
    @marisal48 3 роки тому +877

    The youth pastor at my church calls Chick-Fil-A 'The Lord's chicken'.
    Edit: During our retreat we had it for lunch. It was amazing.

    • @joelmorris214
      @joelmorris214 3 роки тому +14

      He’s correct.

    • @nascar_vault
      @nascar_vault 3 роки тому +22

      I call it Christian chicken

    • @ChipLinck
      @ChipLinck 3 роки тому +12

      Ok, I'm going to start calling it that.

    • @gracekennington8850
      @gracekennington8850 3 роки тому +4

      @@nascar_vault Godly comment here I’m calling it Christian chicken from now on 😭

    • @darrinh
      @darrinh 3 роки тому +7

      It’s the only place that closes on Sunday 🤷

  • @vintagetitanic26
    @vintagetitanic26 3 роки тому +1549

    “Skill: Can fix broken ice cream machine. Dude, this is Chick-fil-a. Our machine is never broken. Apply to McDonald’s.”
    No truer statement ever made. It’s always a gamble between the Frappe and the ice cream machine at MD. This week it was ice cream. 😔

    • @kayliehutson02859
      @kayliehutson02859 3 роки тому +37

      I've worked at Chick-Fil-A for over a year, and our ice cream machine has NEVER broken.

    • @JMarieCAlove
      @JMarieCAlove 3 роки тому +32

      Too funny! My friend worked at McDonald’s as a assistant manager, the ice cream machine broke down (again), and he tried to fix it himself, but chocolate ice cream exploded all over him! Lol ... he no longer works there! He didn’t get fired, he found another job selling patio furniture in New Jersey, where he’s from. He doesn’t miss working at McDonalds! 🍔🍟🥤🍦😉

    • @janavos9901
      @janavos9901 3 роки тому +25

      It's hilarious because even in South Africa the MacDonald's ice cream machines are always broken!!

    • @appalachiangunman9589
      @appalachiangunman9589 3 роки тому +14

      I’ve got a lot of ice creams/ Blizzards at Dairy Queen in my life and I don’t think they’ve ever told me their machine was messed up, McD’s on the other hand? Their machine seems to be messed up more often than not.

    • @godsgamer7494
      @godsgamer7494 3 роки тому +18

      Y’all ready for some truth? I was once a worker a McDonald’s. We tell the customers that the ice cream machine is broken so that it can be cleaned. We don’t say that because we don’t want customers thinking there is something bad in their ice cream (there isn’t). It’s simply easier to explain that it’s broken or unusable at the time. Fell free to reply with more questions.

  • @MexicanMartialArts
    @MexicanMartialArts 3 роки тому +5042

    Judas gave me attitude in the drive-thru today. Does this count as an official complaint?? 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @lucastidwell282
    @lucastidwell282 3 роки тому +78

    "Former employer raising canes, reason for leaving God told me too." lol

  • @andybub45
    @andybub45 3 роки тому +43

    “Her name is Eve… Put her as a cashier have her try to upsell the male customers” 😂

  • @angtoddjohnson
    @angtoddjohnson 3 роки тому +1020

    My son Samuel is a homeschool kid who wassssss - HIRED and started yesterday.

  • @hannaht1325
    @hannaht1325 3 роки тому +801

    "Education: Homeschool, hired!" Yesss 🤣🤣🤣

    • @zacktheexception1198
      @zacktheexception1198 3 роки тому +19

      That’s legit how it works 😂😂 and I LOVE IT

    • @mellaoct
      @mellaoct 3 роки тому +23

      That’s right! My experience with hiring home schooled kids has been FANTASTIC.

    • @Robester1408
      @Robester1408 3 роки тому +4

      Hannah...hired!

    • @mariacarlisle981
      @mariacarlisle981 3 роки тому +3

      Literally, when I worked there as a youth there was so many homeschooled kids working there too!

    • @belindarosenheim2322
      @belindarosenheim2322 3 роки тому +2

      Yoaz is hired!😂

  • @commscompany1502
    @commscompany1502 2 роки тому +294

    As a Catholic, I find his confusion about the catholic applicant hilarious but also sad. So am laughing and annoyed at the same time 😂

    • @dmdeester
      @dmdeester 2 роки тому +36

      I too am a Catholic who found that line both offensive & hilarious at the same time.

    • @rachele3334
      @rachele3334 2 роки тому +11

      @@dmdeester I’m LDS, so I feel ya 😉

    • @TheTurdballs420
      @TheTurdballs420 2 роки тому +1

      Catholic means pedo on a global scale and a “woke” pope. Chick-fil-A would hard pass for sure

    • @KimJongUno
      @KimJongUno 2 роки тому +3

      I don't get it ☹️

    • @DigitalLogos
      @DigitalLogos 2 роки тому +36

      Context: Modern Catholic schools aren't much better than public school. Sad, but true.

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 3 роки тому +152

    The Judas be like: Yo, i'm like Judas Thaddeus (not iscariot) what the heck!

  • @kylefielder9664
    @kylefielder9664 3 роки тому +554

    “Hired but unnecessary” lol

  • @RohanSingh-qg1jw
    @RohanSingh-qg1jw 3 роки тому +1115

    "Eve... She'll upsell the male customers"

    • @jviarruel
      @jviarruel 3 роки тому +12

      But didn't he put her in the hired pile? 😂💦

    • @queentinadoire6931
      @queentinadoire6931 3 роки тому +11

      @@jviarruel Yep he did. She got lucky.🤣🤣

    • @msjonesreadingandmath8489
      @msjonesreadingandmath8489 3 роки тому +4

      That was crazy!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @countreekidd
      @countreekidd 3 роки тому +11

      I was wondering if people got that joke lol
      Male customers be like: "she added some dessert and I did pay"

    • @queentinadoire6931
      @queentinadoire6931 3 роки тому +10

      @@countreekidd Eve will bring in more profits. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jadespeckman8074
    @jadespeckman8074 2 роки тому +32

    As a former Chick-fil-A employee THIS IS TOO DANG FUNNY

  • @basketanand
    @basketanand 3 роки тому +394

    I thought BYU would be “Hired!” But this was funnier

    • @ericl8743
      @ericl8743 3 роки тому +13

      I don't get why the person wasn't hired.

    • @Lawrence330
      @Lawrence330 3 роки тому +68

      @@ericl8743 It's a Mormon school. A little less "mainstream protestant" than the masses tend to favor. Same with the St. Peters joke, protestants and Catholics have their disagreements.

    • @ashleynelson909
      @ashleynelson909 3 роки тому +26

      You should never hired a cult

    • @bradenthurgood
      @bradenthurgood 3 роки тому +74

      @@ashleynelson909 Mormons aren’t a cult lol

    • @ashleynelson909
      @ashleynelson909 3 роки тому +29

      @@bradenthurgood you are wrong...they are evil cult

  • @whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729
    @whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729 3 роки тому +531

    I love the confusion with kanye west😂

  • @marcoyue1882
    @marcoyue1882 3 роки тому +690

    "Boaz?" Yo az is hired... 😬😂

    • @megaoldskool76
      @megaoldskool76 3 роки тому +18

      That was sooooo funny!!🤣🤣

    • @rsswilliams2866
      @rsswilliams2866 3 роки тому +24

      I'm a leader at my youth group. We watched this last night & all the kids started screaming when that happened. I sprinted out of the room because I was laughing so hard. I had a talk with the media director later, asking why they did not screen the video before showing it to the kids.

    • @kiabanks47
      @kiabanks47 3 роки тому +4

      That was too funny!

    • @lifewitholga_
      @lifewitholga_ 3 роки тому +4

      🤣

    • @carlosadurt6153
      @carlosadurt6153 3 роки тому +3

      What does "Yoaz" refer to?

  • @joannawarren6029
    @joannawarren6029 3 роки тому +64

    “St. Peters catholic school” 🤣😬 all my fellow catholic in the audience 😭

    • @blakelowrey9620
      @blakelowrey9620 3 роки тому +7

      I guess I know why chickfilla regected me in high school now

    • @joannawarren6029
      @joannawarren6029 3 роки тому +1

      @@blakelowrey9620 I felt that 🤣

    • @blakelowrey9620
      @blakelowrey9620 3 роки тому +3

      "oh what church do you go to" - Chick-Fil-a manager. "St. Thomas" - Me *awkward energy intensifies"

    • @geanbean1305
      @geanbean1305 3 роки тому +15

      Ikr?!? How does anyone not know, that all christian denominations branched off of Catholicism!?! I mean come on!!! And I'm catholic, and would have no problem In wearing their uniform! I wear shorts and a t-shirt all time! And I'm a very conservative catholic!! What do people think Catholics are?? Aliens that aren't normal? I mean seriously, WE CAME FIRST. SERIOUSLY 😑
      Catholicism came before all the other christian denominations, and they say we aren't christians😑 I mean the nerve of some people... I mean, I'm no trying to be rude to anyone in the slightest. I love everyone, and respect everyone, no matter who they are, or where they comes from, or what religion they are; but I detest the fact that people alienate people just because of their religion, and it makes me sick😑 yes, I might not believe in everything they do, but I still respect them as human beings, and children of God, and I wish others would do the same😑

    • @nicolehale5712
      @nicolehale5712 3 роки тому +19

      FYI Catholic ARE Christians- we were the FIRST Christians, by the way.

  • @seankemsley3893
    @seankemsley3893 2 роки тому +16

    As a BYU graduate, I laughed pretty hard at his reaction to the applicant coming out of BYU.

  • @isaacwhite9706
    @isaacwhite9706 3 роки тому +1763

    “Used to work at Popeyes” wow why don’t you just say “I don’t know how to make quality chicken”savage😂

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 3 роки тому +19

      But popeye chicken sandwich is to die for Well at least people where killing over it

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 3 роки тому +11

      Ngl, that is the one thing I disagree with Chik Fil A with, like I would kill for some Popeyes

    • @therealopaartist
      @therealopaartist 3 роки тому +8

      They're just salty that popeyes had people literally rioting over theirs.

    • @arnonroyna4420
      @arnonroyna4420 3 роки тому +2

      @@therealopaartist All Chicken Sandwiches Matter!

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 3 роки тому

      Should have just said they worked at Taco Bell

  • @Joy35
    @Joy35 3 роки тому +891

    My name is Joy...do I even need a resume or can I just walk in and get paid?

  • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
    @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 3 роки тому +96

    Next time I’m in America, Chick-Fil-A is gonna be the first stop!!!

    • @KT8702
      @KT8702 2 роки тому

      Get the regular nuggets, not the strips!

  • @emmettturner9452
    @emmettturner9452 2 роки тому +4

    In reality, Chick-fil-a seems to have mastered the art of hiring standards.

  • @alfienykabutler5919
    @alfienykabutler5919 3 роки тому +804

    When you place your order at Chick-fil-A it's really a prayer request. ✨

    • @jimmyjohn8008
      @jimmyjohn8008 3 роки тому +7

      The chicken filet one app is a miracle. They always have the order correct where ever I go.

    • @tprophesys5373
      @tprophesys5373 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🙏🏾

    • @meathook2448
      @meathook2448 2 роки тому +4

      Followed by a worship song!

    • @jaymarsh9777
      @jaymarsh9777 2 роки тому +4

      And God always provides

    • @Baptb11717
      @Baptb11717 2 роки тому

      Rrriigghhhtttt

  • @breannc980
    @breannc980 3 роки тому +819

    “Judas. Ok bible name, yes, but he’s a bad character... Tell him Zaxby’s is hiring.” That was too funny.

    • @Mosesthelabretriever
      @Mosesthelabretriever 3 роки тому +20

      Hhahahah it's even funnier for me because I worked at ZAXBYS for four years now I'm at chickfila hahahahah

    • @originallyik
      @originallyik 3 роки тому +7

      @@Mosesthelabretriever I really like ZAXBY's! But I prefer Chick-fil-A more. That line had me laughing!

    • @Mosesthelabretriever
      @Mosesthelabretriever 3 роки тому +3

      Isaac Kouyembana I prefer chickfila too!! And it so much more friendly to work at, at least where I work. 😁

    • @lukea8674
      @lukea8674 3 роки тому

      Zaxbys is better anyway.

    • @jennifermaconbusby
      @jennifermaconbusby 3 роки тому +2

      Loved that

  • @RachelPurington
    @RachelPurington 3 роки тому +41

    This is one of the most HILARIOUS videos I have ever seen!!! It's just completely perfect. Every joke killed!! Well done, John!!!

  • @flabershlap101
    @flabershlap101 3 роки тому +46

    as a "Mormon", the BYU joke was _gold_ xD

    • @brantley2171
      @brantley2171 2 роки тому

      I didn’t understand it. Care to elaborate?

    • @2ndworldcountryusa583
      @2ndworldcountryusa583 2 роки тому

      I’m a Mormon too lol loved it

    • @LimegreenSnowstorm
      @LimegreenSnowstorm 2 роки тому +3

      @Brantley probably because some members of the Evangelical community don’t consider us Christians 😔 But the peeps at CFA were super great when I worked there :) We may have our doctrinal differences, but we both love Jesus! His name is even part of the name of the church; it’s literally called The Church of Jesus Christ

    • @LimegreenSnowstorm
      @LimegreenSnowstorm 2 роки тому +1

      Okay but the most ironic part is that there’s a CFA on BYU campus XD

    • @rubypeterson665
      @rubypeterson665 2 роки тому

      Oh I didn’t even know that was a Mormon joke-

  • @fvckyourcharade894
    @fvckyourcharade894 3 роки тому +438

    "Gender... Im not doing that joke" puts in not hired pile 😂

    • @uknw1952
      @uknw1952 3 роки тому +17

      🤣

    • @juliakatherined
      @juliakatherined 3 роки тому +49

      @Sarah Hamilton I guess you just can’t see it as a joke 😂😅

    • @AwesomeMan2696
      @AwesomeMan2696 3 роки тому +18

      @Sarah Hamilton you are super sensitive 😭😂

    • @ashtyn2821
      @ashtyn2821 3 роки тому +14

      @Sarah Hamilton guess you can't take a joke

    • @georgeandfriendsadventures5073
      @georgeandfriendsadventures5073 3 роки тому +8

      He was probably going to do something with Gender: non binary

  • @faithvu623
    @faithvu623 3 роки тому +349

    OMG!! I’m Faith and my sisters are Hope and Grace 😂😂

    • @faithvu623
      @faithvu623 3 роки тому +16

      Oh and I also worked at Chick-fil-a for a year and was around the corner from BYU which made up like most of our employees 😂

    • @queentinadoire6931
      @queentinadoire6931 3 роки тому +25

      Your sisters are hired.

    • @jackphilipp9642
      @jackphilipp9642 3 роки тому +2

      Do u have another sister named love

    • @mackinzielizabeth872
      @mackinzielizabeth872 3 роки тому +5

      i go to school with sisters Faith Grace Hope Charity Mary and Anna

    • @melnor4727
      @melnor4727 3 роки тому +1

      Do y’all work at Chick-fil-A 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Angelaml222
    @Angelaml222 3 роки тому +8

    “No, not doing that joke.” 🤣

  • @kyenotkey349
    @kyenotkey349 3 роки тому +58

    Fun fact: my dad use to work for the Chick-Fa-La corporate and was an I.T. He helped develop the app!

  • @benboddy
    @benboddy 3 роки тому +1090

    Chick-fil-A closes at 10. That’s in 20 minutes. I saw this video and immediately got in the car to get me some Chick-fil-A. It’s Labor Day. They’re closed. Thanks for a terrible night.

    • @tyreebrownart
      @tyreebrownart 3 роки тому +6

      😹😹😹

    • @CTVM2
      @CTVM2 3 роки тому +17

      Awwww 🥰 Tomorrow there’s always tomorrow (and it’s not Sunday 🙌🏼🙏🏼😂)

    • @muppet9284
      @muppet9284 3 роки тому +9

      Yup we closed at 8 today sorry :P

    • @tuckertheyoutuber901
      @tuckertheyoutuber901 3 роки тому +7

      F

    • @kayliehutson02859
      @kayliehutson02859 3 роки тому +6

      You should have gone to the Kansas City location! WE were open, lol

  • @rockbandplayit6018
    @rockbandplayit6018 3 роки тому +179

    Managed to get a full uniform, osha notice, and make 100 applications for a joke. Impressive and hilarious. 10/10 would drive thru again.

    • @stephmazz
      @stephmazz 3 роки тому +8

      Working in HR, I laughed so hard seeing the employment posters in the back. So funny! haha

  • @Staki6908
    @Staki6908 3 роки тому +47

    Should have been "BYU?" "We're closed on Sundays so yes Hired."

    • @LimegreenSnowstorm
      @LimegreenSnowstorm 2 роки тому

      Right?? All the teens I went to church with were tryna get jobs at CFA so we wouldn’t have to work Sundays XD

  • @jamesalexander5025
    @jamesalexander5025 3 роки тому +5

    “Sweet Tea? Somebody’s name is Sweet Tea?!” ...Sweettea? HIIIIRRREEEDD!!” I HOLLERED 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mommyoffour6112
    @mommyoffour6112 3 роки тому +151

    “Sweetea” got hired and promoted to manager! 😂🤣

    • @animefallenangel
      @animefallenangel 3 роки тому +1

      I didn't understand the Sweetea joke, and attempting to search only brought up sweet tea recipes XD

    • @mayraquinones6334
      @mayraquinones6334 3 роки тому

      @@animefallenangel 🤣🤣😅😅

  • @IBoughtItMyself
    @IBoughtItMyself 3 роки тому +317

    Cannot believe how perfectly this was done. Writing, acting, directing all top notch. Got so close to the edge so many times, then backed right off. Wow.

  • @emmarollins5957
    @emmarollins5957 3 роки тому +18

    I just came here for the jokes. Then he said BYU.... XD XD XD That's where I go, we have so many chick-fil-a's around here!

  • @kevinsweeney1986
    @kevinsweeney1986 3 роки тому +9

    As a Catholic, the St. Peters joke gave me a good laugh 😂

  • @albertjr911
    @albertjr911 3 роки тому +213

    Sweetea promoted to manager immediately had me in tears. So funny.

    • @asinegaasinega
      @asinegaasinega 3 роки тому +1

      I didn't get that part (actually troubled me to what Biblical reference it was). Thanks for clearing it up :)

    • @imcrazy534
      @imcrazy534 2 роки тому +2

      @@asinegaasinega please explain lol

    • @lr_laura
      @lr_laura 2 роки тому +4

      @@imcrazy534 sweetea is like “sweet tea” 😂

    • @imcrazy534
      @imcrazy534 2 роки тому +3

      @@lr_laura 😄 oops
      Sometimes I overthink stuff

    • @MissBlossem
      @MissBlossem Рік тому

      @@asinegaasinega the joke doesn't refer to a Bible text but to the phenomenon that some white churches want more diversity in their congregations so they will give tasks to people that are from a minority group much quicker.
      Sweetea is a black girl

  • @ChristopherDolby
    @ChristopherDolby 3 роки тому +370

    Fav verse, “ you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - the Book of Osteen v3:18

    • @johnnylongeaton6729
      @johnnylongeaton6729 3 роки тому +10

      Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nomiandthenoob6172
      @nomiandthenoob6172 3 роки тому +1

      I desperately need to try Chic Fil a!! Come to the UK!!!

    • @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840
      @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 3 роки тому +7

      My favorite Verse " do not be anxious "
      My dumb self : Always Anxious

    • @JMarieCAlove
      @JMarieCAlove 3 роки тому +2

      Nomi and the Noob Their chicken is really good! I also love their waffle fries and BBQ sauce! Lol We just had it a couple of days ago and my town in Central Valley in California, is building a new one close to my neighborhood! Yay! 😁

    • @DaveBaldwin1
      @DaveBaldwin1 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @driftprod
    @driftprod 3 роки тому +10

    *Used to work at popeyes.*
    “just write down u don’t know how to make a chicken sandwich.”
    i’m laughing so hard 😂

  • @SoulShineLiveMichele
    @SoulShineLiveMichele 3 роки тому +18

    The confusion about BYU cracks me up. We have Chic-fil-A here in Utah. I am pretty sure the hiring standards are different here, and many Utah folks love that it's closed on Sunday. I will have to double check name tags. I know they had an Andrew at one time. Although they are fast with their drive thru system, I don't go much since the lobby is closed. It's the most popular place in town.

    • @LimegreenSnowstorm
      @LimegreenSnowstorm 2 роки тому +1

      Not only is there CFA in Utah, there’s a CFA on BYU campus XD it’s nowhere near as busy as it is in the South though, but that’s hard to beat. My hometown had two CFAs and only one high school XD

    • @SoulShineLiveMichele
      @SoulShineLiveMichele 2 роки тому

      @@LimegreenSnowstorm on campus? Hmm I know they have one in downtown Provo didn't know they had one on campus. As I haven't been to a CFA in the south, I have no comparison. I just know they are a super popular eating place here in Utah.

  • @finn3625
    @finn3625 3 роки тому +1035

    My mom is a manger at chic fil a I showed her this video she laughed soooo hard
    Thanks for all the likes

    • @SarahLizDoan
      @SarahLizDoan 3 роки тому +17

      Does she like her job? Genuinely.

    • @finn3625
      @finn3625 3 роки тому +14

      @@SarahLizDoan nope

    • @SarahLizDoan
      @SarahLizDoan 3 роки тому +6

      Sophie Rosebure I’m sorry to hear that.

    • @candiigurl7893
      @candiigurl7893 3 роки тому +15

      @@finn3625 people who work in retail and food service tend to have that answer. Sucks, but that's the reality. I work retail so I know.

    • @josephchen920
      @josephchen920 3 роки тому +22

      Is she a manger there because Jesus was born in a manger?

  • @dauntlesswarriorproductions112
    @dauntlesswarriorproductions112 3 роки тому +354

    This is EXACTLY what Chick-fil-A HR is like.

    • @magdalinethompson5023
      @magdalinethompson5023 3 роки тому +1

      How do you know?

    • @tylers_bowling_pb
      @tylers_bowling_pb 3 роки тому +2

      I agree i used to work there

    • @magdalinethompson5023
      @magdalinethompson5023 3 роки тому +5

      Veteran MM18 Oh ok. Yeah my sister used to work at a chick fil A and my brother still does. Too hectic for me but I think Chick-fil-A employees are a godsent

    • @dauntlesswarriorproductions112
      @dauntlesswarriorproductions112 3 роки тому +1

      @@magdalinethompson5023 I worked in the kitchen for 2 years. Loved the people, didn't care too much for the smells XP

    • @tylers_bowling_pb
      @tylers_bowling_pb 3 роки тому +2

      @@magdalinethompson5023 it depends on the people. I work in the kitchen and upfront. The front was nice but the kitchen just had a lack of leadership.

  • @bethanytong2338
    @bethanytong2338 3 роки тому +5

    at our cfa we got two andrews, a christian, a daniel, a faith, a jacob, a luke, a matthew, a nathaniel, three rachels, two rebeccas, a steven, a samuel, and a thomas

    • @asinegaasinega
      @asinegaasinega 3 роки тому

      That's some cfa. I mean, you dont even find christians naming their kids Samuel these days. I wish i would move to where it is. If i were to bet, it's the cfa at Lancaster PA.

  • @raneyboy9937
    @raneyboy9937 3 роки тому +10

    I started laughing when he was talking about how Popeyes doesn’t know how to make a Chicken Sandwich

    • @tylersoto7465
      @tylersoto7465 Рік тому

      Lol, but Popeyes chicken sandwiches are delicious though

  • @VersoLaltoProductions
    @VersoLaltoProductions 3 роки тому +77

    The awkward uncertainty about Catholic and Mormon applicants was perfect! I'd imagine that sums up the feelings of our evangelical brothers and sisters quite well. : )

    • @georgebauerschmidt5289
      @georgebauerschmidt5289 3 роки тому +13

      Mormons aren't Christians which makes it even funnier because they think they are.

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 2 роки тому +6

      @@georgebauerschmidt5289 you're... gatekeeping christianity???

    • @georgebauerschmidt5289
      @georgebauerschmidt5289 2 роки тому

      @@rivercat26 I don't even know what that means. gatekeeping ?? I guess _no_ since that's not a thing.

    • @jesstonius
      @jesstonius 2 роки тому +7

      @@georgebauerschmidt5289 All my Mormon friends believe in Christ as their redeemer and savior. Huh. Totally random question: what is your definition of Christian?

    • @georgebauerschmidt5289
      @georgebauerschmidt5289 2 роки тому +7

      @@jesstonius you wrote: _"believe in Christ as their redeemer and savior"_
      Perhaps your Mormon friends believe that, not all do. Most do not believe Jesus is GOD or puts all their trust in Him to save them. Instead they trust men on earth for revelations and their own work to save them. They also follow a lot of Freemasonry concepts which is not a Christian organization just a patriarchal philanthropy organization.

  • @docgrace
    @docgrace 3 роки тому +530

    So, name is Grace but I'm a Catholic.... Do I at least get an interview? 😂

    • @queentinadoire6931
      @queentinadoire6931 3 роки тому +60

      Yep. You get an interview but no promises of getting the job. 🤣🤣

    • @zacktheexception1198
      @zacktheexception1198 3 роки тому +64

      You get an interview but they will have a deep conversation about your salvation to determine if you’ll get the job

    • @lindamarie9804
      @lindamarie9804 3 роки тому +65

      Yep and yep the name is sufficient 🙌🏻❤️😇... 2 Corinthians 12:9 But he said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness. Therefore I will boast all the more gladly of my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ may rest upon me.”

    • @Clarey-ke6vb
      @Clarey-ke6vb 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @karinaangsan
      @karinaangsan 3 роки тому +62

      I'm glad I'm not the only Catholic! Also, I love your username 😅

  • @caitlink2978
    @caitlink2978 3 роки тому +14

    "Kanye west no- wait... um... where does he... uh.." *puts in hired*

  • @willsquared3128
    @willsquared3128 3 роки тому +10

    As an actual CFA employee this is SO accurate

  • @WembysCastle
    @WembysCastle 3 роки тому +109

    BOAZ?
    YOUR AZZ IS HIRED
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sethtgamble
      @sethtgamble 3 роки тому +3

      Anyone looking for timestamp 2:05

    • @skyhcky
      @skyhcky 3 роки тому +5

      I lost it on that one.lol!!

  • @MiahsYT._
    @MiahsYT._ 3 роки тому +72

    “Yo-azz is hired”😂😂😂😂

  • @dylannakamura1423
    @dylannakamura1423 3 роки тому +5

    "Eve.... have her upsell the customers" 😂😂 literally *classic*

  • @May-qb3vx
    @May-qb3vx 3 роки тому +4

    Trying to up-sell the male customers: There’s a reason my brother calls it Christian Hooters lol

  • @timothy2195
    @timothy2195 3 роки тому +220

    I’m guessing that was his uniform from when he worked there lol

    • @criticallycheesycaleb6681
      @criticallycheesycaleb6681 3 роки тому +20

      Doubt it. Uniforms have changed over the years. He probably borrowed it.

    • @bonez3452
      @bonez3452 3 роки тому +23

      Still works there*

    • @kacejohnson4099
      @kacejohnson4099 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe because it's just our reals ones...

    • @timothy2195
      @timothy2195 3 роки тому +3

      Critically Cheesy Caleb it was a joke bro

    • @timothy2195
      @timothy2195 3 роки тому +3

      Kace Johnson it’s a joke fam

  • @mechkitten
    @mechkitten 3 роки тому +95

    He went above and beyond by including the OSHA posters in the background.

    • @janayawebb9817
      @janayawebb9817 3 роки тому +1

      I agree! Glad someone else noticed haha!

    • @naoomi123792
      @naoomi123792 3 роки тому +1

      Right 😭😂😂

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 3 роки тому +2

      This is John Crist. Maybe he just walked into a Chick-fil-a like the Terminator. "I need your office, your uniform, and some applications." ;)

  • @squishyman959
    @squishyman959 9 місяців тому +1

    3:06 I HAVE A HOPE, FAITH, AND A GRACE THAT WORK AT MY CHICKFILA LOL

  • @paulforgette4910
    @paulforgette4910 3 роки тому +1

    O.M.G I have worked with them all ... you first got me hooked with the weather guy ...you nail it every time!!!!

  • @melaniekay3647
    @melaniekay3647 3 роки тому +332

    As a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints who did NOT go to BYU, I appreciated that joke so much 🤣😂😂 Go Aggies!!

    • @audrieking7109
      @audrieking7109 3 роки тому +26

      Unfortunately, most people are going to think you are talking about the Texas A&M Aggies since people outside of Utah/Idaho don't associate the Aggies with Utah State :/
      P.S. Go Cougs!

    • @danielburt3749
      @danielburt3749 3 роки тому +25

      Booooo. Go Cougs.

    • @TayLybb
      @TayLybb 3 роки тому +12

      @@danielburt3749 55 to 3, v Navy this evening. Not bad.

    • @josiahhodges1893
      @josiahhodges1893 3 роки тому +7

      At first I thought you were talking about A&M aggies. Had to look it up.Gig’em!

    • @nicolepatterson5078
      @nicolepatterson5078 3 роки тому +3

      @@josiahhodges1893 amen! Gig 'em Aggies!!

  • @arielhatch6492
    @arielhatch6492 3 роки тому +54

    Lol BYU grad here! Thanks for not sending us straight to the rejection pile 👍🏻

    • @audrieking7109
      @audrieking7109 3 роки тому +6

      Yes, worried me for a sec haha 😅 Go Cougs!

  • @jennifermolina4396
    @jennifermolina4396 8 місяців тому

    New favorite person to listen to. He is on point with everything and his comedic timing is perfect!

  • @phillip4478
    @phillip4478 3 роки тому +33

    As a Senior Director of a Chick-fil-A, I can tell you what we look for.
    1. Do you value others?
    2. Are you in it for the team?
    3. Do you put your best effort in things you do?
    4. Are you a brand ambassador and can you be trusted to represent the brand well?
    5. Do you have a growth mindset?
    These are the 5 big things we look for at our restaurant.

    • @intigniadickey2224
      @intigniadickey2224 3 роки тому +5

      1. Very much. 2. Yes. 3. Always. 4. Yes. 5. You betchca.

    • @mineduck3050
      @mineduck3050 2 роки тому +1

      1. Yeah 2. Teamwork makes the best and most efficient environment but I'm not in it for the team I'm in it to earn money so I can survive. 3. Yes always all day with everything my whole life, which is how I finally made it to an entry level fast food interview in my forties. 4. Treat me like crap and I'll drag your name by the neck through the streets, otherwise sure whatever you need. 5. Do you have an attainable living wage position for me that also supports my three children that I know for a fact I can reach? Than yes.

    • @dezmion
      @dezmion 2 роки тому +3

      Then why y’all hire me? Lmfaooo

    • @LimegreenSnowstorm
      @LimegreenSnowstorm 2 роки тому +1

      Also do you smile because those employees are always smiling

    • @phillip4478
      @phillip4478 2 роки тому +7

      @@dezmion sometimes we feel bad for people.

  • @benjaminspadzinski9799
    @benjaminspadzinski9799 3 роки тому +24

    “Boaz....yoaz is hired” GOT ME 😂

  • @themcmemes493
    @themcmemes493 3 роки тому +112

    This is his best stuff he has put out since he's returned.

  • @ambermaccraig7316
    @ambermaccraig7316 Рік тому +2

    I love this guy. How in the hell did he know about the ice cream machine? Our McDonald's is notorious for saying "our McFlurry Machine is out of order". It never fails, I just stopped asking. I laughed my ass off when he said that! Thank you, I needed this today....

  • @misswinnie4.8
    @misswinnie4.8 3 роки тому

    Oh John, Brilliant!😂 Thank you!

  • @nathan1sixteen
    @nathan1sixteen 3 роки тому +388

    Age: 24
    Gender (with grin): not doing this joke
    I died 🤣🤣🤣

    • @eddyflo2978
      @eddyflo2978 3 роки тому +14

      We demand that joke...

    • @juliabrowni9418
      @juliabrowni9418 3 роки тому +10

      What’s the joke?

    • @bfromo747
      @bfromo747 3 роки тому +5

      Yea I caught that also..

    • @mojoreaper
      @mojoreaper 3 роки тому +9

      He still put it in the not hiring pile.

    • @angryox3102
      @angryox3102 3 роки тому +5

      Didn’t get that one

  • @lydiastone4702
    @lydiastone4702 3 роки тому +333

    I’m Catholic and I work at Chick-fil-A lol and the store operator is Catholic. Still funny tho

    • @JWhiskeywoman
      @JWhiskeywoman 3 роки тому +31

      Ave Maria!!! 🙏🙏🙏😇😇😇

    • @bpater12
      @bpater12 3 роки тому +18

      DEUS VULT!

    • @gabbieshaw3988
      @gabbieshaw3988 3 роки тому +10

      He went there didnt he😂😂 lowkey almost offended but it was a funny joke.

    • @fawn1785
      @fawn1785 3 роки тому +38

      Catholic - the Original Christian! 😇 💒

    • @VeronicaaCecilia
      @VeronicaaCecilia 3 роки тому +22

      I WAS GONNA SAY! I'm a faithful Catholic and a huge John Crist fan. I supported you all throughout your struggles friend, what's with the dissin my people!?!

  • @tashakarmo8543
    @tashakarmo8543 3 роки тому

    Please keep posting! You are hilarious! 🤣

  • @koalafiedkoala
    @koalafiedkoala 3 роки тому

    This is my favorite JohnBChrist video!

  • @chrisw2963
    @chrisw2963 3 роки тому +590

    Favorite bible verse: "They were both naked, and not ashamed."

  • @thjrny4475
    @thjrny4475 3 роки тому +25

    “Boaz... yoaz is hired” 😂😂😂

  • @RouteMan14
    @RouteMan14 2 роки тому

    I like this a lot more than I should have thanks for the upload :-)

  • @PCDoctorUSA
    @PCDoctorUSA 3 роки тому +4

    "This is Chick-Fil-A. Our ice cream machines work." So true.

    • @ladyelainefairchild3546
      @ladyelainefairchild3546 2 роки тому

      I look forward to the frosted lemonade so much I’d be really bummed if ice cream machine didn’t work. Luckily that’s never happened.

  • @WiseOne.
    @WiseOne. 3 роки тому +57

    Education: Homeschooled-
    “hired!”

  • @abreebee
    @abreebee 3 роки тому +82

    Having gone to a St. Peter’s catholic school, I feel slightly attacked lol.
    Update: I got hired at a CFA lol

    • @tomasveras2175
      @tomasveras2175 3 роки тому +4

      But-

    • @johncassman7201
      @johncassman7201 3 роки тому +5

      Me too my guy. Spent several years in Private Catholic School, and am Catholic to this day. And I work at Chick-fil-a ;)

    • @zekdom
      @zekdom 3 роки тому +6

      In my area, the Chick-Fil-A operator is Catholic. He’s a great boss and friend!

    • @geanbean1305
      @geanbean1305 3 роки тому +3

      Oh good, this is a relief, because I was kinda offended when he said that in the vid
      :(
      (I'm a homeschooled catholic)

    • @abreebee
      @abreebee 3 роки тому

      @@geanbean1305 yeah no worries just a joke lol

  • @MettleInkpen
    @MettleInkpen 3 роки тому +1

    Hilarious!!😂 more, please?!!

  • @Liz-in8lu
    @Liz-in8lu Рік тому

    I LOVE the music in the background 👌

  • @thomasskodzinsky3255
    @thomasskodzinsky3255 3 роки тому +23

    Girls named Hope... Grace... Faith...
    Him: *ALL HIRED* 😂

  • @geekxsir3610
    @geekxsir3610 3 роки тому +182

    Chick-fill-A is so christian and I love it. I had to explain why they’re closed on Sundays to a friend who wanted to try it. I told them it’s in the Bible.

    • @ServeGod33
      @ServeGod33 3 роки тому +43

      Actually according to the Bible they are supposed to be closed on Saturday - "Remember the SEVENTH day, to keep it holy." The seventh day of the week is Saturday, not Sunday. Nowhere in the entire Bible did God command to keep Sunday as a day of rest, but He did command to keep the seventh day as a day of rest many times throughout the Bible and our Savior, Yeshua the Messiah (Jesus Christ) also kept the seventh day Sabbath and also commanded believers in Him to follow Him. Blessings.

    • @JMarieCAlove
      @JMarieCAlove 3 роки тому +22

      It’s closed on Sundays so people can go to church.

    • @abreebee
      @abreebee 3 роки тому +14

      ServeGod33 you’re right, and Jews still practice the 7th as the day of rest. I believe it was because Jesus rose from the dead on a Sunday that Christians began using Sunday as the day of rest instead, but I could be wrong about that.

    • @JessicaFreda62
      @JessicaFreda62 3 роки тому +1

      @@JMarieCAlove that is so cute. And super nice for the employees ☺️

    • @channahrose
      @channahrose 3 роки тому +4

      Actually, honor the sabbath (7th day) and keep it holy is not honored. Sabbath is the 7th day which is saturday. They close on sunday the 1st day of the week.

  • @jacobhofius2528
    @jacobhofius2528 3 роки тому +23

    “Bible names are hired” yet I wasn’t hired and I’m Jacob 🥲

    • @clovers10
      @clovers10 3 роки тому +11

      You should’ve told them that you go by Israel-automatic hire.

    • @chlochlo6294
      @chlochlo6294 3 роки тому

      @@clovers10 HAHAHAHAH THAT HAD ME LAUGHING

    • @paulallen6336
      @paulallen6336 3 роки тому +1

      @@clovers10 Haha, and his biggest fear should have said, "dislocating my other hip wrestling all night".

    • @aint_sodumb_52
      @aint_sodumb_52 3 роки тому

      Should carried a hiking stick leaning on it.

    • @jbflynn1
      @jbflynn1 3 роки тому

      You'll come back owning the place

  • @damonallen8760
    @damonallen8760 3 роки тому +1

    Make fun all you want. But they have the best looking and friendly employees. Even if its just a act, always a pleasure to go there....

  • @skysplash8
    @skysplash8 3 роки тому +15

    Once i went through the drive thru and as we're driving away I found a cookie that we didn't order in the bag. That was a blessed day

  • @DoodleDust
    @DoodleDust 3 роки тому +17

    As a Chick-fil-a employee, this is SO TRUE
    Ever since quarintine ended, it feels like they've been hiring at least three new people every week 😂😂😂
    (I loved "failed spelling bee? She can write our cow slogans!" And "Great runner? Put her on drive thru!")

  • @benneubaum804
    @benneubaum804 3 роки тому +2

    At my Chick-fil-A someone was named Tirzah, which is a Bible name

  • @xzabbierphoenix4145
    @xzabbierphoenix4145 2 роки тому +1

    He said, “.. I’m not doing that joke.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @APPLESMOUA
    @APPLESMOUA 3 роки тому +67

    To be honest, we do need people who can fix ice cream machines at McDonalds tho...

    • @MargoB
      @MargoB Рік тому

      😂

    • @yachtboy6756
      @yachtboy6756 10 місяців тому

      LOL True. There is probably someone that COULD fix them at each McD's. I had read that McD's has a contract with the manufacturer that only manufacturer-certified technicians are ALLOWED to work on them. . You know better than I though.

    • @ladennayoung2939
      @ladennayoung2939 9 місяців тому

      Yeah. It is down a lot.

  • @CatherineMcClain
    @CatherineMcClain 3 роки тому +126

    Me, a Catholic who wears clothes from Hot Topic who shares a name with a Catholic saint: I guess I won't be working at ChikFila.

    • @tomasveras2175
      @tomasveras2175 3 роки тому

      Just need to go to a catholic school to match

    • @bradmyers7109
      @bradmyers7109 3 роки тому +5

      Not necessarily. Just tell them you do not venerate any saints or the Queen of Heaven and you have no problem with wearing their uniform which consists of a red tee shirt and slacks.

    • @terryherrera5252
      @terryherrera5252 3 роки тому +1

      COME ON !!! Just a Funny Video!!
      It is a CHRISTIAN COMPANY !! They hire !!

    • @didjaseemyjams1582
      @didjaseemyjams1582 3 роки тому +1

      Haha I'm Catholic and I work there 😂😂 But most people are Christians there

    • @kathleenn6377
      @kathleenn6377 3 роки тому +9

      Since when is a Catholic not a Christian!? Funny until you dissed Salvation Army and Catholics. Seems you need to go back to rehab, You’ve gotten to disrespectful

  • @NoahThurman02
    @NoahThurman02 Рік тому +2

    I just started at Chick-fil-A and my name is Noah.😂😂😂

  • @notpoliticallycorrect
    @notpoliticallycorrect 2 роки тому

    I love this video!
    I sent it all the church members!