Minecraft, But Everything Has Silk Touch

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  • Minecraft, But Everything Has Silk Touch! Silk touch is a very useful enchantment, but when it's always on, the game can get a lot more difficult. When something as easy as cobblestone can require luck to find, we are in a for a long haul. So, Failboat and Skip the Tutorial are going to see what happens when you play Minecraft but silk touch is always on, and even try to beat the ender dragon. While I can't say this is exactly a Minecraft but every item has silk touch speedrun, we are rushing to the End to beat this Minecraft but 1.15 challenge, so let's see how it goes!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @skipthetutorial
    @skipthetutorial  4 роки тому +5885

    Subscribe, or I'll smelt your diamonds

  • @unknownincognito8524
    @unknownincognito8524 4 роки тому +502

    People in real life: It's a ravine! I better stay away, even if I live I'll be swept away by the river.
    People in Minecraft: It's a ravine! *jumps in*

  • @jumpplay5384
    @jumpplay5384 4 роки тому +340

    Title: everything has silk touch
    Me: thinks that i just need to hit an ender dragon to get the ender dragon and trap it in my house

  • @x-3688
    @x-3688 4 роки тому +4751

    When you remember that charcoal is a thing:

  • @duckyman1755
    @duckyman1755 3 роки тому +445

    if this was a mode there has to be a enchant called "rough touch" which just makes ur pickaxe a reg one

    • @erner_wisal
      @erner_wisal 3 роки тому +14

      oooo maybe a that can be a curse

    • @fadingdreamx
      @fadingdreamx 2 роки тому +10

      I actually thought of that as a normal enchantment which makes it so no items drop when you mine it. It would also make it so if you mine infested stone the silverfish dies on break, could be useful for storage when strip mining or clearing space for farms and builds

    • @kspring3r249
      @kspring3r249 2 роки тому

      Fortune exists

    • @6efied
      @6efied 2 роки тому +1

      @@kspring3r249 so?

    • @kspring3r249
      @kspring3r249 2 роки тому +1

      @@6efied I just wanted to point it out is all, i didn’t mean to sound condescending or anything.

  • @DarkVoidRanker
    @DarkVoidRanker 4 роки тому +376

    You know what I just remembered, that it’s a crime that you can’t make a stone pickaxe with actual ‘stone’

  • @garygilbenson
    @garygilbenson 4 роки тому +262

    “We don’t know what these guys have been breathing.”
    Villager walks up with red eyes:
    “Duuuuuude.”

    • @st4ndg4mes87
      @st4ndg4mes87 4 роки тому +4

      Villager: Duuuuude, that stuf the Iron Golem drops is good stuff mate...

  • @zarnox3071
    @zarnox3071 4 роки тому +298

    "We'll keep it in our pocket. It's a monster in my pocket."
    So, a Pokémon?

  • @Halinh363
    @Halinh363 3 роки тому +198

    Skip: a monster in a pocket.
    Game freak : And I took that personally

  • @yancyalegre-pacheco2379
    @yancyalegre-pacheco2379 3 роки тому +321

    when you realize that there is a cobblestone generator

    • @MoAnimates
      @MoAnimates 3 роки тому +1

      No

    • @ianchen4998
      @ianchen4998 3 роки тому +7

      lmao

    • @CryptoAlden841
      @CryptoAlden841 3 роки тому +3

      No they need it at the start they would need to find iron and lava to make one

    • @chesp1n
      @chesp1n 3 роки тому +5

      @@CryptoAlden841 iron can come from shipwrecks. Lava is easy to find in the desert

    • @killianobrien2007
      @killianobrien2007 3 роки тому

      They probably forgot shipwrecks

  • @gripghoulshorts2503
    @gripghoulshorts2503 4 роки тому +208

    Anytime I play a game *I gotta Skip the Tutorial*

    • @Starry.0646
      @Starry.0646 4 роки тому

      Pissed Piplup •• Road to 100 Subs yea

    • @stickmation6651
      @stickmation6651 4 роки тому

      BUD DUM TSS

    • @paradoxtm8911
      @paradoxtm8911 4 роки тому +1

      Normally I ignore sub goals in people's usernames but from the titles I've seen this looks like good content. Expect your 83rd sub in a bit

    • @Nippopip
      @Nippopip 4 роки тому

      Ever played breath of the wild pissed piplup

  • @real-moai
    @real-moai 4 роки тому +285

    “came over to MY bed of all places!”
    Me: if you look closely.. he’s left some space. Be thankful”

  • @shaquilleoatmeal911
    @shaquilleoatmeal911 3 роки тому +140

    Me : *accidentally uses silk touch on coal*
    Also me : "I use the Coal to smelt the coal."

  • @Xman34washere
    @Xman34washere 4 роки тому +332

    When you're bored so you actually resubscribe with your elbow

    • @purpel4474
      @purpel4474 4 роки тому +7

      i did it :/

    • @brots3
      @brots3 4 роки тому +11

      I did and I turned on notifications

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 4 роки тому +2

      So at least 3 people did it

    • @tristamussetter3015
      @tristamussetter3015 4 роки тому +8

      @@Xman34washere make that 4. i have already subed. I unsubed JUST so i could resub with my elbow........

    • @critizon3074
      @critizon3074 4 роки тому +2

      i never tought this comment will exist

  • @bendaboney3456
    @bendaboney3456 4 роки тому +462

    my first thought: how TF does he get cobblestone

  • @S_Phoenix-059
    @S_Phoenix-059 4 роки тому +444

    Isn’t it strange how stone tools cannot be made with stone, despite having “stone” in the names. I understand cobblestone and blackstone, but not stone? And when I say stone, I mean the og basic stone (that we still have today), and not the other 3 (andesite, granite, and diorite).

    • @letmeusethisnicknameyay8618
      @letmeusethisnicknameyay8618 4 роки тому +9

      Because it would be impossible to make stone tools without finding a village for a furnace

    • @theikeamafia1347
      @theikeamafia1347 4 роки тому +23

      @@letmeusethisnicknameyay8618 but still it should be an option tho

    • @deltaknight6709
      @deltaknight6709 4 роки тому +1

      Heh, if your an OG minecraft players, ur gonna know that you can craft a stone tools out of stone

    • @Gakvu
      @Gakvu 4 роки тому +7

      @@deltaknight6709 youre a literal roblox player

    • @deltaknight6709
      @deltaknight6709 4 роки тому +2

      @@Gakvu im playing minecraft too lol, i play since 2014

  • @Athena_142
    @Athena_142 3 роки тому +62

    I love how when he says stuff like "PLAY THE TUTORIAL AGAIN" or "how could you forget, PLAY IT AGAIN" he *actually* does, and it's hilarious

  • @FriskyD.
    @FriskyD. 4 роки тому +102

    Speaking of the bell.. isn't it odd that they call the middle setting "personalized" when it's actually just for streams?

    • @thecowknownaspablo735
      @thecowknownaspablo735 4 роки тому +1

      To make you seem like you have a choice in this notifications game👉👉

  • @masoneleazer
    @masoneleazer 4 роки тому +208

    Skip:"I don't care about you Mason"
    Me Named Mason IRL: :(

  • @asierx7047
    @asierx7047 4 роки тому +106

    Bees multiplying after you hit their nest:
    "Just whacking things, huh?"

  • @randompersonnnnn
    @randompersonnnnn 3 роки тому +8

    Villager: "sleeps in skips bed"
    And kids, thats how baby villagers were made

  • @ofdd
    @ofdd 3 роки тому +825

    Alternative title: A day in the life of Ranboo

  • @sayandipdhali8343
    @sayandipdhali8343 4 роки тому +75

    13:49 that enderman watching be like
    "Hey, whatcha doing? thx for the fee shoutout btw"

  • @Kloudzsky
    @Kloudzsky 4 роки тому +559

    “How do we get cobble “
    Lava and water cobble generators: am I a joke to you
    Wow most loved comment I ever got

    • @Lgam3rV
      @Lgam3rV 4 роки тому +6

      L O L UNDER RATED COMMENT

    • @awkwardvulpix3085
      @awkwardvulpix3085 4 роки тому +39

      To be fair, they can't really get buckets without going to a dungeon, village, ship wreck, or the stronghold itself, 3 of the 4 which have cobblestone anyways. Not saying making one is impossible, just would be super tedious, and it's easier just to break down a village.

    • @awkwardvulpix3085
      @awkwardvulpix3085 4 роки тому +6

      To be fair, they can't really get buckets without going to a dungeon, village, ship wreck, or the stronghold itself, 3 of the 4 which have cobblestone anyways. Not saying making one is impossible, just would be super tedious, and it's easier just to break down a village.

    • @joeydlr1166
      @joeydlr1166 4 роки тому +6

      Awkward Vulpix ok nerd (no offense) it was just a joke you took it to literally

    • @zoot7981
      @zoot7981 4 роки тому +3

      Early game buckets

  • @FoxynNoah
    @FoxynNoah 3 роки тому +9

    2:40 u can light a portal without a flint and steel. All u do is put wood next to a portal and tip lava on it

  • @twukibxnny
    @twukibxnny 4 роки тому +67

    They always say 'you can't break obsidian with any other pickaxe' the thing is. You can do it with an iron pick, it just takes longer
    Edit: I do know that it won't drop anything but it does still break

  • @ASMR_Snek
    @ASMR_Snek 4 роки тому +79

    "subscribe with your elbow"
    bold of you to assume i have a touch screen device

    • @sabinaandaudierayplays58
      @sabinaandaudierayplays58 4 роки тому

      So how are u even watching ur just fishing for likes🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @CorazoraIsHim
      @CorazoraIsHim 4 роки тому +5

      @@sabinaandaudierayplays58 um pc idiot

    • @lunastie39
      @lunastie39 4 роки тому +10

      @@sabinaandaudierayplays58 you see, youtube is available on more things than phones and tablets, it's available on pc, tv, ps4,xbox, etc.
      not everything is touchscreen, kid

    • @Meowz4dayz951
      @Meowz4dayz951 4 роки тому +5

      Just left click w/ ur elbow

    • @potionchan8724
      @potionchan8724 4 роки тому +1

      @@Meowz4dayz951 lmfao

  • @insight827
    @insight827 4 роки тому +326

    Who's gonna tell him you can just tower three blocks to kill the golem

    • @The_Redstone_Robot
      @The_Redstone_Robot 4 роки тому +9

      4 actually.

    • @Mike_Toreno
      @Mike_Toreno 4 роки тому +15

      @@The_Redstone_Robot dream kills with 3 actually while constantly jumping and striking it

    • @crypticial3430
      @crypticial3430 4 роки тому +1

      @@The_Redstone_Robot 3

    • @lovely.sav.
      @lovely.sav. 4 роки тому +33

      Well maybe he doesn’t know because he skipped that tutorial. HAHAHA

    • @pepperc.7975
      @pepperc.7975 4 роки тому

      I'm like number 69

  • @betterhideurkids8733
    @betterhideurkids8733 3 роки тому +29

    there are soooo many puns that you two dont even realize

  • @kallmekatt_318
    @kallmekatt_318 3 роки тому +221

    “I burned the coal to create the coal”

    • @isaacsosa9172
      @isaacsosa9172 3 роки тому +1

      oOF

    • @theorangecube5313
      @theorangecube5313 3 роки тому +6

      *hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor*

    • @acedrgn
      @acedrgn 3 роки тому +1

      I used the stones to destroy the stones

    • @Sea_Leech
      @Sea_Leech 3 роки тому +2

      @@acedrgn YES I was trying to make that reference but i forgot if he said rocks or gems or smthing, glad you did it

    • @ChetNotJet
      @ChetNotJet 3 роки тому +2

      O O
      \/
      \____________/

  • @clasteryclast4972
    @clasteryclast4972 4 роки тому +45

    StT: sub with your elbow
    Me with my phone: they called me a madman

  • @mrphantom6988
    @mrphantom6988 4 роки тому +400

    The title: Everything has silk touch
    The sword: Has silk touch
    Me: It wasn't supposed to do that
    Edit: Thanks for 359 likes :)

  • @definetlytall
    @definetlytall 4 роки тому +62

    Video: Everything has silk touch.
    Me: Kills a zombie and I get it in my inventory
    ._.

  • @plural765
    @plural765 4 роки тому +76

    "How do we get flint?"
    Lighting portal with lava and wood :|

    • @cduff1129
      @cduff1129 4 роки тому +2

      you did it before I. I was scrolling down to see if the comment was here and it was I was 2 slow.

    • @DarskideDraws
      @DarskideDraws 4 роки тому +2

      Once again, the process is tedious to even craft a bucket, as you will have to craft a furnace, which is hard as itself due to silk touch on stone, and villages really are the savior for cobble stone. Then, of course, you're going to have to find some iron, and you'll need 3 to even craft a bucket, which leads to the point of also getting lava, which would be very hard if not the ravine's existence. And that will conclude the process of getting to the nether.

    • @plural765
      @plural765 4 роки тому +2

      @@DarskideDraws mate, they were at a lava pool, they just had to place a single wooden plank on the edge of a portal

    • @watermelons79
      @watermelons79 4 роки тому +4

      They wanted Flint for a Fletcher so they could trade sticks for easy emeralds

    • @lmao3911
      @lmao3911 4 роки тому +1

      MC_Jacks #1 they did that

  • @nes_nush_games
    @nes_nush_games 3 роки тому +9

    0:33 naah.. i'm bad boy: pressing subscribe with my tounge

  • @kiwijoe1926
    @kiwijoe1926 3 роки тому +291

    “We don’t care about you mason”

  • @pixelarticuno1636
    @pixelarticuno1636 4 роки тому +70

    6:34 I guess I'm the Mason they're talking about.

  • @boneasin6266
    @boneasin6266 3 роки тому +18

    I love these videos so much!! Wish you did these more!!

  • @zecondplace
    @zecondplace 4 роки тому +109

    When you actually sub with your elbow:
    STT: “impossible”

  • @SneakyNinja11
    @SneakyNinja11 4 роки тому +26

    I literally just smacked
    My tablet with my elbow and now there is a giant crack on my screen.

  • @Thewerdo
    @Thewerdo 4 роки тому +155

    "There's a pig here"
    TECHNOBLADE

    • @WailingFriend
      @WailingFriend 4 роки тому +8

      Kill it with fire.

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 4 роки тому +7

      Blood for the blood god.

    • @sungibatman1996
      @sungibatman1996 4 роки тому +12

      He didn’t enter the portal, he was born there. By the time skip entered The Blade had killed the dragon 3 times and resurrected him again for round 4 with wooden axe as his primary weapon

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 3 роки тому +3

      the pig drinks potions what u gonna do

    • @polipix_
      @polipix_ 3 роки тому

      not everything is technoblade my god

  • @nigeljunotsai9737
    @nigeljunotsai9737 3 роки тому +19

    Exposing Ranboo on the dream SMP be like:

  • @SP4C3_
    @SP4C3_ 3 роки тому +49

    "so my friend and I failboat-"
    **flashbacks from exploding tnt failboat**

    • @Yayme4986
      @Yayme4986 3 роки тому +2

      Its actually the same guy I belive

  • @the_rook2957
    @the_rook2957 3 роки тому +17

    Skip: tryes to find a naturally generated fletcher Me: dude are u srsly going to look in 58 villages for 1 fletcher i think i would rather use wood for the portal instead of looking in 58 villages

    • @gayatreeganeshe3432
      @gayatreeganeshe3432 2 роки тому +1

      When u realize Fletcher takes Flint from you for emeralds

  • @lukeheidingsfelder7364
    @lukeheidingsfelder7364 3 роки тому +256

    nobody:
    actually nobody:
    ranboo: this is normal

  • @zolfare8057
    @zolfare8057 4 роки тому +17

    skip the tutorial: hit the like button with your eilbow
    me: *smaches computer screen with eilbow*

  • @marfromthestars
    @marfromthestars 4 роки тому +18

    6:29 that dog fell from the *sky*

  • @wodioz5121
    @wodioz5121 3 роки тому +9

    Fun fact: put a lava beside the wood then it will light the portal

  • @Hello-gt6vs
    @Hello-gt6vs 4 роки тому +28

    8:40 Imagine your just walking around and you fall hundreds of feet down and survive

    • @LegoAndrew08
      @LegoAndrew08 3 роки тому +1

      Nobody even noticed the cross at the right at 8:42

  • @atrilliontrifles
    @atrilliontrifles 4 роки тому +1813

    i edited my comment so no one will know why it has lots of likes
    you shall never uncover the mystery
    never
    muahahahahaaaa

    • @yeeexe9370
      @yeeexe9370 4 роки тому +48

      Watch him heart this comment

    • @bjanss7776
      @bjanss7776 4 роки тому +8

      @@yeeexe9370 U no life u like own komment

    • @jimmykenny1030
      @jimmykenny1030 4 роки тому +44

      @@bjanss7776 u no go skool u gammar suk

    • @katejaceldo1162
      @katejaceldo1162 4 роки тому +15

      Wack ho iornik bcase you’re garrnrere es baed

    • @jimmykenny1030
      @jimmykenny1030 4 роки тому +11

      @@katejaceldo1162 ji y gnera db kjh

  • @goldimuki9147
    @goldimuki9147 3 роки тому +30

    5:57 Luke the Notable: *Hold my beer*

    • @ijustwannacomment2179
      @ijustwannacomment2179 3 роки тому +1

      Glass Town: I hold no purpose to a mere mortal

    • @iengamer8721
      @iengamer8721 3 роки тому +1

      L town and ghost town and glass town a my favorite towns 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @LegoAndrew08
      @LegoAndrew08 3 роки тому

      ??? I’m confused. Yes Luke The Notable is an awesome UA-camr but what are you talking about

  • @NotYourAverageBrightonFan
    @NotYourAverageBrightonFan 3 роки тому +2

    Skip: how do we get flint??
    Failboat: maybe we could find a fletcher at a village
    Me: JUST MAKE ONE!!!!!

    • @Demon_doggo
      @Demon_doggo 2 роки тому +1

      How a fleching table needs two flint to craft

  • @theecodyak
    @theecodyak 4 роки тому +87

    Skip and Failboat: How do we get cobblestone?
    Minecraft Gods: I must reward my fellow Gods somehow!

  • @alexjayde9
    @alexjayde9 4 роки тому +27

    No one:
    Literally no one ever:
    The comments: I subbed with elbow.. wAiT hOw Do ThEy gEt cObBlEsToNe

    • @0Kake_
      @0Kake_ 4 роки тому

      Mining the cobble in the village, wait, did I get wooooshed?

  • @creeperpro230
    @creeperpro230 3 роки тому +1

    Skip: we need a village for cobblestone
    Me: cobble generator

  • @jklrcreations8900
    @jklrcreations8900 4 роки тому +57

    3:58 no one:
    Armoror villager: Hippity hoppity Your Bed is Now my PropertY

  • @duckvoice817
    @duckvoice817 3 роки тому +17

    Just a tip: don’t spam click when you’re trying to mlg water bucket just click when your about to hit the ground it’s a whole lot easier

    • @emcho6175
      @emcho6175 3 роки тому +1

      it kinda isnt but ok

    • @duckvoice817
      @duckvoice817 3 роки тому +3

      @@emcho6175 it is tho because you have a bigger chance of actually living when you time it correctly instead of spam clicking and just hoping you’ll live

  • @arandomexistingdirtyeraser
    @arandomexistingdirtyeraser 3 роки тому +1

    Ah yes, you're officially turning into Ranboob, anyways this is before the lore happening this is just Ranboo's life without the lore

  • @ignaspetravicius7798
    @ignaspetravicius7798 4 роки тому +88

    "First liutenant, Oinkers"
    My mind - okay ur watching gravity fal-
    Me - WADDLES

    • @joms74zero34
      @joms74zero34 4 роки тому +1

      "Life is an illusion, the world is a hologram, buy gold, BYE!"

    • @four_the_fourth9095
      @four_the_fourth9095 4 роки тому

      DUDE I CRYIED WHEN WADDLES DIED IN FINAL

    • @Man-cq9iq
      @Man-cq9iq 4 роки тому

      HE DIED?!

    • @atwistedcat6233
      @atwistedcat6233 4 роки тому

      @@four_the_fourth9095 DIED!? WHEN!?

    • @ignaspetravicius7798
      @ignaspetravicius7798 4 роки тому

      @@atwistedcat6233 Relax, i think he is talking about the minecraft adventure mode pig.

  • @itsnosam7902
    @itsnosam7902 4 роки тому +59

    “That one guy named mason” looks around me to see if I’m being stalked

    • @wp_2k
      @wp_2k 4 роки тому +6

      nosam is mason backwards

    • @itsnosam7902
      @itsnosam7902 4 роки тому +12

      hyper waffle woah man that should’ve been my name 🤔

    • @dessertedorange1765
      @dessertedorange1765 4 роки тому +1

      bruh me too

    • @sahlinegassi5456
      @sahlinegassi5456 4 роки тому +1

      bro your usename is like, billie eilish levels of genius

    • @CardZed
      @CardZed 4 роки тому

      @@sahlinegassi5456 so, dumb?

  • @Psyan
    @Psyan 4 роки тому +67

    I actually unsubbed and subbed with my elbow. It was hard.

  • @roze._bud
    @roze._bud 2 роки тому +1

    8:01 i'm actually impressed

  • @phatcat10101
    @phatcat10101 4 роки тому +22

    No-ones gonna mention the pig in the portal room? Okay then.

  • @rakutanz
    @rakutanz 4 роки тому +20

    "i dont care about a mason"
    wow im crying now bully

  • @ChrisYett
    @ChrisYett 4 роки тому +56

    The bees literally beat the ender dragon. Wow.

    • @lo0p465
      @lo0p465 4 роки тому +7

      It was skip with the bed not the bees

    • @jackpalmer1724
      @jackpalmer1724 4 роки тому +5

      Thank you for correcting this person

    • @MezephelesArt
      @MezephelesArt 4 роки тому +5

      @@lo0p465 Shhh, let the bees have their moment!

    • @leoxxtz2414
      @leoxxtz2414 4 роки тому +1

      @@MezephelesArt Bees, and any other mobs except the player cannot hurt the ender dragon.

    • @Hangman-yq5uh
      @Hangman-yq5uh 4 роки тому +3

      @@leoxxtz2414 The bees don't know that! Stop bullying them.

  • @red_burnt
    @red_burnt 3 роки тому +10

    The best way to get flint is finding a fletcher trade that is 1 emerald and 10 gravel for 10 flint

    • @k_wl
      @k_wl 3 роки тому

      they need the flint for the fletching table though LOL

    • @Wallrunning
      @Wallrunning 3 роки тому

      @@k_wl you did not understand da thinf

    • @k_wl
      @k_wl 3 роки тому

      @@Wallrunning all they wanted flint was to make a fletching table, if they already have that why would they bother

    • @missbootoyoutoo77
      @missbootoyoutoo77 3 роки тому +1

      @@k_wl i think he's making a joke

    • @k_wl
      @k_wl 3 роки тому

      @@missbootoyoutoo77 that doesnt look like a joke, if it was i wouldn't've replied

  • @Neonetral
    @Neonetral 3 роки тому +44

    Skip The Tutorial: everythings is silk touch
    villager: stonks

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 роки тому +47

    Minecraft but someone traveled using the silk road to give everything silk touch.
    But remember when everyone has silk touch no one does

    • @theecodyak
      @theecodyak 4 роки тому +2

      Touche... MuSt Be FrEnCh

    • @theecodyak
      @theecodyak 4 роки тому +1

      X- Rit oh wait... touché my friend!

    • @hamdanahmed8751
      @hamdanahmed8751 4 роки тому

      i thought i would never see you again, i was living in peace until i saw you

  • @dot9434
    @dot9434 4 роки тому +46

    “We don’t care about mason!”
    Me, who’s name is mason: *sad mason noises*

  • @fireandicegaming8660
    @fireandicegaming8660 3 роки тому +2

    7:00 ITS A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

  • @timothycoulby9514
    @timothycoulby9514 4 роки тому +6

    11:13 is no one gonna mention the fact that he has an ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLE!

  • @alicecrwly
    @alicecrwly 4 роки тому +17

    8:42
    FailBoat: "That was the most amount of adrenaline i've ever experienced!!"
    Dream: 4v1 like it's no biggie

  • @rikicyborgetheanimalguy7019
    @rikicyborgetheanimalguy7019 4 роки тому +27

    “Everything has silk toch”
    Fortune???!!!

    • @serverbreaker8677
      @serverbreaker8677 4 роки тому +2

      Multiple ores lolol infinite cycle of diamonds

    • @phase0400
      @phase0400 4 роки тому

      @@serverbreaker8677 . never thought about that inf diamonds

    • @aidenconway9087
      @aidenconway9087 4 роки тому

      @@serverbreaker8677 you can't make diamond ore

  • @lysrjy_.2718
    @lysrjy_.2718 3 роки тому +1

    Literally the whole beginning: HOW DO WE GET FLINT
    Me: Bruh smelt it? Maybe it'll work?
    A few minutes later...:

  • @minecraftsteve1593
    @minecraftsteve1593 4 роки тому +24

    "We can't get arrows"
    *Sad spooky noises*

  • @joelhoon1707
    @joelhoon1707 2 роки тому +1

    11:50 Watching the twelvth eye they needed go straight into the chest made me want to die

  • @NotAGato
    @NotAGato 4 роки тому +9

    *jumps into ravine*
    Me: he’s dead
    Him: MLG BUKET

  • @coolguyron7298
    @coolguyron7298 3 роки тому +7

    skip: WE CAN'T GET ARROWS
    skeletons: am i a joke to you

  • @CEOofTheVoid
    @CEOofTheVoid 4 роки тому +27

    imagine struggling to get a flint and steel for the nether portal
    this post was made by the wood portal lighting gang

  • @L4KSH4Y
    @L4KSH4Y 2 роки тому +1

    Skip = we can't get flint
    Ruined portal = hmmm..... Seriously !

  • @DerGecko92_old
    @DerGecko92_old 4 роки тому +158

    Imagine people coming to your town, breaking all your walls to get cobblestone
    Edit: OMG 135 Likes

  • @masonlambert1614
    @masonlambert1614 4 роки тому +13

    6:33 I am deeply offended

    • @nocturne1879
      @nocturne1879 4 роки тому

      Mason stojanoski, Mason Gill, and Mason Lambert. Finally, I have them all.

  • @tiffye_519
    @tiffye_519 Рік тому +1

    There's a monster in my pocket. brrrr, the zombie exclaimed

  • @braxsiddobond5493
    @braxsiddobond5493 3 роки тому +8

    No one:
    Skip: “I put the golem to good use now I have a nice red shirt! Stained with the blood of the golem”

  • @brianfurious2463
    @brianfurious2463 3 роки тому +13

    The way how the enderman looks at the camera when they kill the ender dragon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @beewee201
    @beewee201 3 роки тому +3

    They need to make sure when you smelt iron stuff do you get as much iron as you need to build it

  • @jimmykenny1030
    @jimmykenny1030 4 роки тому +8

    If everything is silk touch then why do mobs not drop themselves

    • @virus69420
      @virus69420 4 роки тому

      cuz theyre not blocks theyre players you idiot
      edit:this is satire

    • @CharmingSelfie
      @CharmingSelfie 4 роки тому

      Virus 655 r/whoosh It's a joke. Do you *Not* take jokes?

    • @jimmykenny1030
      @jimmykenny1030 4 роки тому

      r/whoooosh

  • @spiffykanger7901
    @spiffykanger7901 4 роки тому +17

    7:14 HE HAS A DAMN NOTCH APPLE

    • @k_benicool
      @k_benicool 4 роки тому +1

      A god apple? People don’t call it the notch apple since he got kicked out of Mojang Studios.

    • @FusionCyborg
      @FusionCyborg 4 роки тому +6

      @@k_benicool people still call it the notch apple and notch apple is still a official name for it so yeah

    • @k_benicool
      @k_benicool 4 роки тому

      Fusion Cyborg on the fandom website sure, but that ain’t official. Can I get a link to where it’s officially named that?

    • @spiffykanger7901
      @spiffykanger7901 4 роки тому +3

      it doesnt matter what we call it we all know what it is

    • @k_benicool
      @k_benicool 4 роки тому

      SpiffyKanger I just wanted to let you know people may be confused, why’re y’all coming after me damn

  • @jimn3097
    @jimn3097 4 роки тому +21

    Alright just to flex,
    I unsubed with my elbo and then subed again with my elbo

  • @gminislshie7341
    @gminislshie7341 3 роки тому +2

    At the end: They Both Miss The MLG Water Bucket
    My 9 Year Old Sis Trying It For The First Time: *MLGS*

    • @-yan.
      @-yan. 3 роки тому

      It depends on the height and the type of mouse you have.

  • @jurakarok3343
    @jurakarok3343 4 роки тому +4

    3:57 That villager was on the side of the bed. He was waiting for you to join him, he even looked over at the open spot on the bed.

  • @lovethesuit
    @lovethesuit 4 роки тому +25

    Hey Skip, the algorithm told me to tell you to play Desert Bus blindfolded. It's good for the algorithm.

  • @Aw3s0m3Dem0n
    @Aw3s0m3Dem0n 4 роки тому +18

    No joke I accidentally hit my funny Bone when trying to actually hit the subscribe button and turn on the notifications with my elbow 😂

  • @paramveer3389
    @paramveer3389 3 роки тому +1

    When you don't like to light up the portal with lava and wood you go in tons of villages for a flint
    Flint be like : I am the one with what the thing you can beat a whole game 🤣

  • @Garlic-bread-enjoyer
    @Garlic-bread-enjoyer 4 роки тому +12

    Fail: Finds a fourtress quickly
    Me: how the flip

  • @rekovaltoponealpha1447
    @rekovaltoponealpha1447 4 роки тому +18

    8:41
    That's a cross, oh a Herobrine sightings perhaps?

  • @urest
    @urest 3 роки тому +131

    Alternative Title: *Minecraft but everyone is ranboo*

    • @nejarkhalil6726
      @nejarkhalil6726 3 роки тому +3

      😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @jobryantjab
      @jobryantjab 3 роки тому +1

      Tutle?

    • @urest
      @urest 3 роки тому +2

      @@jobryantjab lol just realized

    • @stephcurry9288
      @stephcurry9288 3 роки тому +1

      Who is Ranboo?

    • @raulgarcia6446
      @raulgarcia6446 3 роки тому

      @@stephcurry9288 oh- i guess you’ll have to figure it out ._ .

  • @cuberaiderr
    @cuberaiderr 3 роки тому +1

    Boat: how DO we get cobble stone?
    Skip: we're gonna have to get it from a...
    - angelic singing -
    Skip: oh. well theres our answer! i was gonna say we'll need to find it from a village but low and behold
    that had me dyin
    1:00

  • @Iraijus
    @Iraijus 4 роки тому +16

    "A monster in our pocket."
    So, a Pokémon?

  • @Dan-zc5ve
    @Dan-zc5ve 3 роки тому +240

    This is basically what Ranboo has on the Dream SMP