Redbar Watches Bert Kreischer SEDUCE Jelly Roll and his wife

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  • @doesitmatter9085
    @doesitmatter9085 7 місяців тому +17

    One of the funniest things said in this video is Bert Kreischer trying to convince anyone that he actually likes his fans. Dude talks down about them all the time lol

  • @lukecasio9810
    @lukecasio9810 9 місяців тому +373

    This was an instant classic breakdown. The Jellyroll impression when he's talking about the bed situation had me rolling 😆😆

    • @RSLabs
      @RSLabs 9 місяців тому +12

      Very true 😂 so good

    • @MrBuketman
      @MrBuketman 9 місяців тому

      Bert totally ruined the people and food orgy.

    • @Maxmaxmax63
      @Maxmaxmax63 9 місяців тому +19

      Jelly Roll’ing?

    • @illumindonnaughty
      @illumindonnaughty 9 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😅

    • @23Butanedione
      @23Butanedione 9 місяців тому +2

      @@illumindonnaughtyvery well said

  • @cubancoffee
    @cubancoffee 9 місяців тому +106

    Jelly Roll is a foursome by himself

  • @TheRealBGregz
    @TheRealBGregz 9 місяців тому +135

    It’s like Bert read a book on how to initiate sex with another couple, so he’s constantly using terms like “sexy”, “hot”, and “sandwich”, but he’s doing it all completely wrong.

    • @jaspberg
      @jaspberg 9 місяців тому +33

      Bert "The Mentalist" Kreischer

    • @TheRealBGregz
      @TheRealBGregz 9 місяців тому +5

      @@jaspberg 😆

    • @libertarianpunk8558
      @libertarianpunk8558 9 місяців тому

      He had the are you garbage guys on telling them how he’s going to go on TRT so he can F multiple times a day and the AYG dudes aren’t on that vibe Bert has no clue

    • @CyberiaPC-qo7wm
      @CyberiaPC-qo7wm 6 місяців тому +15

      He thought mkultra was a macdonalds breakfast menu.

    • @RY3BR3ADVIVIANI
      @RY3BR3ADVIVIANI 6 місяців тому +2

      Bed,my wife,love you so much

  • @Pavel-yz2cm
    @Pavel-yz2cm 9 місяців тому +102

    Bloop, and now you’re under Mike’s control.

  • @BlindShoemaker
    @BlindShoemaker 9 місяців тому +50

    Wow Bert hates his wife 😅

    • @ATB2025
      @ATB2025 7 місяців тому +5

      Geeze Mike is fuckn hilarious.

  • @ejakobs9881
    @ejakobs9881 9 місяців тому +108

    Leanne's comment about a sandwich was funnier than anything Bert's ever said

    • @billyghostal
      @billyghostal 9 місяців тому +5

      Taryn's comment about Leanne was funnier than anything in this SB ep.

  • @najirgratikol7749
    @najirgratikol7749 9 місяців тому +102

    Only Mike could properly illustrate Jelly lying naked on a pile of bed scraps

  • @mtc6050
    @mtc6050 9 місяців тому +157

    "you know I have to take a full shower I always have shit in my ass" 🤣

    • @tobieone4918
      @tobieone4918 9 місяців тому +5

      That line cracked me up lol

    • @Hasemann1
      @Hasemann1 7 місяців тому +4

      To anyone interested look up "kack duschene Rainer Winkler" aka Drachenlord. He is THE german lol cow.
      I hope there are subtitles for the video. It's not graphic, he just describes how he has to go to toilet

    • @Coryalan2
      @Coryalan2 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Hasemann1um, what?

    • @Hasemann1
      @Hasemann1 3 місяці тому

      @@Coryalan2 yea look it up OK UA-cam

    • @carlpanzram7081
      @carlpanzram7081 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Hasemann1kagduschne

  • @bubbasparxxx9492
    @bubbasparxxx9492 9 місяців тому +125

    Based Jules: “Bert looks like he just crawled out of a tunnel” 😂

    • @neon_dex42
      @neon_dex42 8 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @mattm6178
      @mattm6178 8 місяців тому +6

      thats how fart always looks.

    • @bubbasparxxx9492
      @bubbasparxxx9492 8 місяців тому +14

      @@mattm6178 I think she meant Jewish, but yes.

    • @mattm6178
      @mattm6178 8 місяців тому

      hahaha@@bubbasparxxx9492

    • @marzdrizzle6787
      @marzdrizzle6787 3 місяці тому +1

      Biased

  • @z4ck13
    @z4ck13 9 місяців тому +65

    What’s for dessert? Bert: Cream Pies

  • @davidsmith1466
    @davidsmith1466 9 місяців тому +74

    I was Rollin thinking about Roll stressin because he forgot his wet wipes and baby powder 😂😂😂

  • @jooshfutterman3337
    @jooshfutterman3337 9 місяців тому +26

    Scallops take 90 seconds to cook. And you do 5 or 6, max, in a pan. But Bert had to make it sexy and dump 20 in for 5 minutes

  • @efil4saaggin
    @efil4saaggin 9 місяців тому +51

    The developer who programmed the timestamp thing for Redbar, is an MVP! Nice interface and took the show to another level. Watching Bert trying to get a 4 sum going is so nauseating just on top of normal nauseous levels from him just speaking.

  • @STSGuitar16
    @STSGuitar16 9 місяців тому +50

    I really don’t know what this says about me as a person, but these Redbar clips genuinely make me crack up out loud. I listen to a lot of podcasts, but to this day I can pretty much count on one hand the pods that have made me genuinely laugh on a regular basis, and Redbar is one of them lmaooo

    • @Serenitynowwwww
      @Serenitynowwwww 9 місяців тому +10

      have you listened to the bill maher and dwight schrute redbar clip? genius level s

    • @STSGuitar16
      @STSGuitar16 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Serenitynowwwww oh shit nah I haven’t seen that one. Is it on UA-cam?
      Edit: oh wait yeah I have seen that one but forgot lol gonna go rewatch it because, despite UA-cam saying I have watched the whole video, I don’t remember anything about it lmao

    • @williamneuzil7403
      @williamneuzil7403 8 місяців тому +3

      They dont always hit but the good ones go hard.

    • @STSGuitar16
      @STSGuitar16 8 місяців тому +5

      @@williamneuzil7403 this one is firing on all cylinders for sure. Easily one of the best Redbar segments I’ve seen. The way he analyzes even the tiniest details and seriously nails everything going on is absolutely hilarious. That man can read the true feelings of these high and mighty comedians better than anyone else. It’s just hilarious how right he is about most stuff lmao

    • @williamneuzil7403
      @williamneuzil7403 8 місяців тому

      @STSGuitar16 This one rules. Its right up there with Stephan Melaneoux begging video.

  • @chilidog727
    @chilidog727 9 місяців тому +182

    All that testosterone replacement has made Kreischer a creepy hornball

    • @cereal_thinker
      @cereal_thinker 9 місяців тому +16

      Heart attack incoming

    • @IngeSchissen
      @IngeSchissen 9 місяців тому +12

      He is on Trt?😂

    • @jonahs4819
      @jonahs4819 9 місяців тому +42

      @@IngeSchissenThe whole Rogan crew is on trt now 😭 even Tony Hinchcliffe is. They’re all noticeably redder in the face and are getting freakier looking by the day

    • @cereal_thinker
      @cereal_thinker 9 місяців тому +4

      @@IngeSchissen yes thats the only reason he could drop weight

    • @cereal_thinker
      @cereal_thinker 9 місяців тому +22

      @@jonahs4819 Rogans crew of Supermutants Exmen doing gender conforming drugs

  • @Tedanson
    @Tedanson 9 місяців тому +37

    I want JellyRoll to get his food already this is making me anxious

  • @farttruster8715
    @farttruster8715 9 місяців тому +48

    LMFAO "you know i need a shower i always have shit i nmy ass"

    • @1future797
      @1future797 6 місяців тому +2

      I’ve seen a dude jelly rolls size walking around with shit stains. It’s a real problem for these guys.
      Edit: LMFAO

    • @CFChristian
      @CFChristian 12 годин тому

      "Full shower" to be exact. 😂

  • @Roosterboi21
    @Roosterboi21 9 місяців тому +34

    Jelly Roll knew that Bert's pasta was cursed and he still tore it up.

    • @jaspberg
      @jaspberg 9 місяців тому +6

      Roll loves that undercooked dough. He's a cannibalist

    • @vernontk
      @vernontk 7 місяців тому +4

      He's a gold star dinner guest.

  • @ToneLoco210
    @ToneLoco210 9 місяців тому +27

    "Sharing some stories about your partner!? On a double date!? In front of meee!? What the fuck!?" Lmao

    • @CaptainWwowW
      @CaptainWwowW 6 місяців тому +2

      That line was great lmao

  • @christdolphin69
    @christdolphin69 9 місяців тому +136

    Imagine not only saying “food is so hot”, but actually thinking that eating food is in any way sexual. That is the craziest thing I have ever heard

    • @billballinger5622
      @billballinger5622 9 місяців тому +14

      Of course it is, you ever seen a woman sensually eating chocolate? Or a banana?

    • @paradiso4562
      @paradiso4562 9 місяців тому

      ​@@billballinger5622 There is absolutely nothing sexy about food. You have an eating problem.

    • @robertfrancois6064
      @robertfrancois6064 9 місяців тому

      I’ve seen a chick eat a bananer

    • @shenbeuv2616
      @shenbeuv2616 9 місяців тому

      ​@@billballinger5622burt kreischer style sex weirdo

    • @cmpc724
      @cmpc724 9 місяців тому +56

      @@billballinger5622 Yeah your mom

  • @jackb616
    @jackb616 9 місяців тому +37

    Bert is weirdly aggressive towards his wife by the end of this..abuser vibes

  • @esporev
    @esporev 2 місяці тому +6

    “He’s sooo worried!! Because he doesn’t wanna be naked at someone else’s house. He doesn’t have all his stuufff!”

  • @BeansCheeseBeansCheese
    @BeansCheeseBeansCheese 9 місяців тому +46

    Mike covering jelly roll might be my fav person he covers hahaha

    • @STSGuitar16
      @STSGuitar16 9 місяців тому +11

      Love when he puts the emphasis on “roll” in his name lmao. He isn’t JELLY Roll, he’s Jelly ROLL

    • @theymockedjesusalso
      @theymockedjesusalso 9 місяців тому +2

      Didn't notice but thats funny lol​@@STSGuitar16

    • @Thatdudewiththedogs
      @Thatdudewiththedogs 2 дні тому +1

      @@STSGuitar16my favorite is when he just refers to him as “Roll” 😭 at one point he said his wife was “heating up roll” when she was rubbing his thighs lmaooo

    • @STSGuitar16
      @STSGuitar16 2 дні тому +1

      @@Thatdudewiththedogs lmaoo yeah man “Roll” by itself is fcking perfect 😂😂. Also TOO Lazy TWO Try. Idk why, but he is the absolute funniest troll on earth. He can take the smallest, tiniest, most insignificant nit-picky details about someone and make it the funniest sh¡t you’ve ever heard lmao

  • @jacobnolte
    @jacobnolte 7 місяців тому +4

    “You know I have to take a full shower…”

  • @ryanbesco8067
    @ryanbesco8067 9 місяців тому +209

    Redbar is the best thing in comedy

    • @filmsta5sixtoosie
      @filmsta5sixtoosie 9 місяців тому +10

      Comedians probly hate him

    • @spazehdreams
      @spazehdreams 9 місяців тому

      Cus hes funnier than them ​@@filmsta5sixtoosie

    • @Maddreck
      @Maddreck 9 місяців тому +6

      Totally agree the funniest thing about these comedians is that they call themselves comedians lol Redbar cracks me up everytime really glad I found the show.

    • @andrewbowen6875
      @andrewbowen6875 9 місяців тому +7

      You can’t call Redbar a comedian on account that he’s genuinely funny

    • @Xrispy_Yream_Zonuts
      @Xrispy_Yream_Zonuts 9 місяців тому +1

      *for

  • @Attached-data1
    @Attached-data1 9 місяців тому +28

    Happy birthday Redbar. Thanks for the years of making me laugh.

  • @katherinet9390
    @katherinet9390 9 місяців тому +46

    Bert said sexy 18 times in 30 minutes...

    • @QDOPEFLOW24
      @QDOPEFLOW24 3 місяці тому

      ewwwwwwwwwwwww did he really

    • @katherinet9390
      @katherinet9390 3 місяці тому +1

      @@QDOPEFLOW24 im exaggerating hehe

    • @CyberiaPC-qo7wm
      @CyberiaPC-qo7wm 3 місяці тому +5

      That comment is hot 🥵🥵

  • @K_Type
    @K_Type 9 місяців тому +22

    It’s so nice to see a host do nothing but hate watch every show he listens too. Sounds like me and my bro every time we talk about stern or any other shows we “like”

  • @King_JappyJoe
    @King_JappyJoe 9 місяців тому +68

    Jellyroll is probably watching all these laughing hysterically 😂😂😂. Mike covering Jelly AND Cooking content is a dream come true 😂

    • @danle7022
      @danle7022 9 місяців тому

      bert is still mad horny

  • @adriannejohnson2536
    @adriannejohnson2536 8 місяців тому +13

    I can’t believe Bert compared his wife to a rescue dog oh my fucking god

  • @fm8561
    @fm8561 7 місяців тому +5

    Bert wants jelly roll not his wife

  • @fodads
    @fodads 9 місяців тому +17

    YOU'RE BLOWING IT LEEANN! lol Mike is so fkn funny i love it

  • @samhasanain4841
    @samhasanain4841 5 місяців тому +15

    "She's warming up roll." LMFAO This is one of those Redbar watches where there is something funny almost every few minutes. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @koryjensen8610
    @koryjensen8610 9 місяців тому +42

    Testosterone therapy has Bert acting like he's 13 again.

    • @hektors1234
      @hektors1234 9 місяців тому +2

      He never grew out of it 😂

    • @billyghostal
      @billyghostal 9 місяців тому +4

      When hasnt he been acting 13? I must've missed it.

  • @andrewbowen6875
    @andrewbowen6875 9 місяців тому +14

    Anything Jellyroll related on Redbar is so funny. Remember him zooming in on a typical Jellyroll crowd lol

  • @syndrome5372
    @syndrome5372 9 місяців тому +27

    jelly roll looks like he smells terrible

  • @immenseLOTUS
    @immenseLOTUS 9 місяців тому +14

    Now this is some quality redbar content right here

  • @metal441
    @metal441 9 місяців тому +15

    Redbar's content is reaction genre at its highest form.

    • @Redpillroost3r
      @Redpillroost3r 2 місяці тому

      The only reaction show worth watching. The best on the Internet and Mike is the Goat of comedians.

  • @STSGuitar16
    @STSGuitar16 9 місяців тому +22

    The timestamp browser plug-in has been the best thing that has happened to this show since Jelly Roll testified in Congress

  • @-Evil-Genius-
    @-Evil-Genius- 9 місяців тому +27

    🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
    00:20 🍽️ *Dinner Plans and Couples Dates*
    - Bert discusses the idea of going on a romantic double date with Redban and his girlfriend.
    - Expresses reluctance toward couples' dates, drawing inspiration from Curb Your Enthusiasm's portrayal of such scenarios.
    - Mentions specific restaurants like Sushi Tock and Berries BBQ as potential venues.
    03:29 🥳 *Introduction of Jelly Roll and Bunny*
    - Redbar introduces the double date featuring Bert, his wife Leanne, and Jelly Roll with his ex-prostitute wife Bunny.
    - Highlights Jelly Roll's recent appearance in front of Congress and the growing positive reception from the comedy community.
    - Expresses a desire to be friends with Jelly Roll.
    05:37 🎥 *Different Vibe in Something's Burning Episode*
    - Observes a shift in the atmosphere of Something's Burning episodes, describing it as a couple's dinner with elevated polite behavior.
    - Emphasizes the unique dynamics and chemistry between Bert, Leanne, Jelly Roll, and Bunny.
    - Comments on the change in camera quality, comparing it to a dental camera.
    07:29 🤔 *Jelly Roll's Cleaned-Up Appearance*
    - Highlights Jelly Roll's cleaned-up appearance for the double date, contrasting it with his usual image.
    - Describes Jelly Roll's fresh-out-of-the-shower look, crisp white shirt, and improved grooming.
    - Expresses a positive change in perception towards Jelly Roll.
    11:01 🍷 *Offering Wine to Recovering Addicts*
    - Criticizes Bert's decision to offer wine to Jelly Roll, given his recent testimony before Congress about overcoming addiction.
    - Discusses the potential danger of offering a recovering addict alcohol.
    - Observes the contrast between polite couple behavior and the risky choice of serving wine.
    14:58 🍝 *Dinner Preparation and Observations*
    - Comments on the interactions during dinner preparation, comparing it to a sitcom or reality show scenario.
    - Observes the couples engaging in polite and mundane discussions typical of a dinner setting.
    - Points out the contrast between Jelly Roll's personality and the polite atmosphere of the double date.
    16:24 👶 *Jelly Roll in "Kid Mode"*
    - Describes Jelly Roll going into "kid mode" during the couple's date, feeling uncomfortable in a more formal setting.
    - Acknowledges Bunny's role in helping maintain the conversation and atmosphere during the double date.
    - Draws parallels with meeting parents in Love is Blind, highlighting the getting-to-know-each-other phase.
    18:03 💑 *Bert's Interest in Jelly Roll's Relationship*
    - Bert expresses fascination with the impulsiveness and strength of Jelly Roll and Bunny's relationship.
    - Highlights Bert's reaction to a video of Jelly Roll and Bunny being affectionate, suggesting potential interest in their dynamic.
    19:25 🚨 *Leanne's Concerned Reaction*
    - Observes Leanne's facial expression, indicating discomfort and suspicion regarding Bert's line of questioning.
    - Suggests that Bert might be subtly propositioning Jelly Roll and Bunny for a foursome.
    20:32 🍑 *Bert's Alleged Horniness*
    - Humorously claims that Bert is exceptionally horny, proposing a foursome involving Jelly Roll.
    - Presents the situation as evidence of Bert's unusually high level of interest and potentially inappropriate suggestions.
    20:59 🛌 *Bert's Foursome Proposal*
    - Bert Kreischer proposes a foursome involving Jelly Roll and his wife to Leanne.
    - Leanne and Jelly Roll express reluctance and concerns about the scenario.
    22:09 🚫 *Authenticity vs. Selling Image*
    - Bert and Leanne emphasize their authenticity, contrasting it with an image-focused approach.
    - They discuss the genuine nature of their relationship and express disinterest in selling a specific image.
    24:40 🤔 *Bert's Obsession with "Sexy"*
    - Bert repetitively uses the term "sexy" to describe various aspects of Jelly Roll and his wife.
    - The analysis suggests Bert's fixation on the idea of a sexy encounter during the proposed foursome.
    27:40 🍝 *Cooking Pasta as a Metaphor*
    - Bert introduces the idea of cooking pasta as a metaphor for sex, emphasizing the importance of it being "wet."
    - Leanne participates in the innuendo-filled conversation, hinting at her willingness to engage in the proposed foursome.
    33:30 🤷 *Leanne's "Nerdy" Conversation*
    - Leanne engages in a nerdy conversation about sandwiches, contrasting with the more explicit discussions.
    - Bert playfully teases Leanne for her seemingly less exciting conversation topics.
    38:15 😳 *Bert's Concerns and Preparations*
    - Leanne questions Bert about feeling he's "earned" the night, suggesting concerns and preparations for the foursome.
    - Bert expresses worries about logistics, including the availability of wet wipes and toilet paper.
    40:08 🌹 *Bert's Day-Long Effort for Sex*
    - Bert Kreischer is extremely eager for intimacy with his wife.
    - Bert engages in various activities throughout the day to "earn" intimacy.
    42:30 🍝 *Culinary Preferences and Misunderstandings*
    - The conversation shifts to cooking preferences, with a focus on keto and non-keto options.
    - Miscommunication arises regarding dietary choices, leading to amusing exchanges.
    44:11 💋 *Almost Kissing Confession*
    - Discussions unfold about the possibility of the wives kissing during a podcast.
    - The revelation that Le almost made Bunny cry by almost kissing her adds a surprising element.
    46:37 😘 *Evaluating Kissing Skills*
    - A playful discussion about kissing skills, with a focus on Leanne's improvement.
    - Jelly Roll and Bunny engage in a humorous exchange about being the "grossest kisser."
    51:40 🎥 *Forgetting About Being Filmed*
    - The hosts express how comfortable they are, forgetting they are being filmed during the dinner.
    - Insights into the behind-the-scenes atmosphere and genuine interactions emerge.
    53:09 🍴 *Starving and Cooking Dilemma*
    - The hosts, having not eaten all day, eagerly anticipate the cooking process.
    - The dilemma arises as they are starving, waiting for the elaborate cooking of a massive bag of scallops.
    57:01 🇮🇳 *Mic's Playful "Indian" Persona*
    - Mic humorously adopts an "Indian" persona, amusingly claiming the ability to skip lines.
    - The section adds a lighthearted and playful touch to the ongoing banter.
    58:14 🍤 *Scallops Cooking Mishap*
    - Mic's unexpected decision to pour the entire bag of scallops into the pan shocks the others.
    - Jelly Roll's shocked reaction becomes evident as he witnesses the unconventional cooking approach.
    59:38 🍽️ *Dinner and Social Media Reflection*
    - Bert talks about his love for cooking and being the person people made fun of in high school.
    - Scallop cooking discussion and the influence of social media on his life.
    01:00:19 🍲 *Cooking Scallops and Social Media Critique*
    - Discussion about cooking scallops and Jelly Roll's preferences.
    - Social media influence and the perception of Bert's character.
    01:01:42 🍝 *Making Pasta Dough*
    - Challenges with making pasta dough without a pasta machine.
    - Jelly Roll's concern about the pasta-making process.
    01:06:33 🍝 *Hand-Cutting Pasta Strips*
    - Discussion about the difficulties of hand-cutting pasta.
    - Jelly Roll expressing concern about the pasta's thickness.
    01:09:04 🍲 *Adding Cream and Sauce*
    - Bert's addition of cream and sauce to the pasta.
    - Discussion about the creaminess of the dish.
    01:10:15 🍝 *Vodka Sauce and Sexy Food Remarks*
    - Bert's introduction of vodka sauce and unusual remarks about food being sexy.
    - Humorous commentary on the perceived sexiness of food.
    01:13:22 🥂 *Sobriety and Wild Analogies*
    - Discussion on sobriety and humorous animal analogies.
    - Mention of tagging ex-girlfriends in private jet photos.
    01:14:04 🍽️ *Tasting the Finished Dish*
    - Bert and guests' reactions to tasting the finished dish.
    - Positive comments about the freshness and flavors.
    01:15:40 🍝 *Evaluating Pasta Thickness*
    - Close-up on pasta strands and evaluation of thickness.
    - Comments on the size and texture of the pasta.
    01:17:13 🤔 *Reflection on Friendship*
    - Bert's reflection on friendship in the entertainment industry.
    - Questioning the longevity of friendships.
    01:17:56 🤝 *Affection for Jelly Roll*
    - Expressing affection for Jelly Roll and wanting him to say, "I love you, brother."
    - Offering a reward for a recording of Jelly Roll saying, "I forgive you, I love you, brother."
    01:19:44 💰 *Reward for Jelly Roll's Affection*
    - Encouraging viewers to make a recording of Jelly Roll expressing affection for Redbar.
    - Offering a $1,000 reward for a specific phrase from Jelly Roll.
    01:20:13 🤔 *Jelly Roll's Rising Popularity*
    - Noting the increasing admiration for Jelly Roll from various personalities.
    - Humorous remarks about Jelly Roll's potential "love potion" effect.
    01:21:24 😢 *Emotional Response to Jelly Roll*
    - Reflecting on the emotional reaction to a speech by Jelly Roll.
    - Expressing happiness for Jelly Roll's success.
    01:22:20 💔 *Mocking Sentimental Remarks*
    - Mocking sentimental remarks about being happy for Jelly Roll's success.
    - Playfully questioning the sincerity of expressing pride.
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    • @AyeSayGang
      @AyeSayGang 9 місяців тому +13

      This is insane

    • @junglejim2290
      @junglejim2290 9 місяців тому

      psychopathic

    • @junglejim2290
      @junglejim2290 9 місяців тому +7

      I can’t believe this comment exists. haha

    • @bhstuntn9149
      @bhstuntn9149 9 місяців тому +5

      You better rethink your life

    • @BENDER_TECH
      @BENDER_TECH 9 місяців тому +7

      It takes longer to read this comment than to watch the actual video

  • @Jimboslash88
    @Jimboslash88 9 місяців тому +21

    I had to come back to comment on this video cuz Bert is on the newest episode of rogan.hes already said sexy 5 times including calling Tommy sexy!!

    • @dambirtrogech3976
      @dambirtrogech3976 9 місяців тому +5

      He's gonna do it for a while now, so this seems like it wasn't what it was.

    • @joebelow9700
      @joebelow9700 2 місяці тому

      ewwww

    • @robyee3325
      @robyee3325 Місяць тому

      @@dambirtrogech3976 spot on!

  • @Freud_Mayweather
    @Freud_Mayweather 9 місяців тому +31

    Do you guys think Bert is more gay or more stupid? I can't decide which is the dominant trait, since he's busting at the seams with both.

    • @findstephen70
      @findstephen70 2 місяці тому

      More stupid, is that even possible?
      Bert is in midlife crisis relationship stagnation mode, he eats & drinks to avoid facing the reality that he’s not been happy in his marriage for many years but doesn’t have the balls to address it like an adult.
      Leanne doesn’t care, he leaves her alone most of the time, she doesn’t care either way & can live happily without Bert, he couldn’t live a week on his own, could you imagine, on his own, no one around, literally on his own, I would pay to watch that 😏😂

  • @jackp.3605
    @jackp.3605 7 місяців тому +3

    I thought i dreamed this redbar segment about scallops

  • @DannyDeVitois79
    @DannyDeVitois79 9 місяців тому +62

    2023 - The podcast bubble begins to burst.
    2023 - Redbar is hitting all-time highs….
    COINCIDENCE?
    You be the judge…… booosh 💥

    • @hughjass7101
      @hughjass7101 9 місяців тому

      but he isn't.

    • @mitchmcconnell5762
      @mitchmcconnell5762 9 місяців тому +5

      but he is.

    • @MoustacheCloud
      @MoustacheCloud 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@hughjass7101 give it a year

    • @MoustacheCloud
      @MoustacheCloud 7 місяців тому

      People are getting tired of these plastic freaks. The joker...

    • @biohead66
      @biohead66 4 місяці тому +1

      I was an H3 fan about a month ago. Mike changed that.

  • @Adam-sn4zi
    @Adam-sn4zi 9 місяців тому +14

    Goddamn, a 1 hour clip?? Redbar wrld is getting BOLD

  • @berryseinfeld6772
    @berryseinfeld6772 9 місяців тому +11

    Oh my god. I can already tell this will be an instant classic.

  • @conantheagrarian
    @conantheagrarian 9 місяців тому +10

    you know I need to take a full shower cuz I’ve always got sht in my asss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paulie.walnuts2838
    @paulie.walnuts2838 9 місяців тому +23

    I dont believe any "rumours" about jelly roll that involve running.

  • @KC-dx4qt
    @KC-dx4qt 9 місяців тому +19

    Bert is the antithesis of sexy.

  • @maynardtrendle820
    @maynardtrendle820 9 місяців тому +24

    Mike is f**ing hilarious.😊

  • @redlightmax
    @redlightmax 9 місяців тому +16

    23:02 Bert Kreischer: "I'll tell you what's sexy about you guys, is that..."
    Forget Jelly Roll - look at the face of Bert Kreischer's wife.😒

  • @YouTubenostalgia914
    @YouTubenostalgia914 9 місяців тому +22

    Redbar might be the only personality that I would gladly double date with.

  • @leematherne3912
    @leematherne3912 9 місяців тому +22

    Bert is keto like he's "in shape" and "not an alcoholic".

    • @TheTalk23
      @TheTalk23 8 місяців тому +2

      Just like Joey Diaz. He eats healthy, drinks water, and does BJJ. And he looks fantastic. 😁😮

    • @saljewsteinbergowitz
      @saljewsteinbergowitz 4 місяці тому

      wait he said he was keto in here? I missed that part.... That's absolutely insane if he said that. He looks like he's on an all carb diet. Bro thinks keto is the redban diet

  • @evandercaldwell9993
    @evandercaldwell9993 4 місяці тому +4

    It doesn't get any better than this, I mean this had me rolling the whole way through!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tomasarana8450
    @tomasarana8450 9 місяців тому +14

    I can't believe this actually happened.

  • @YouNoy
    @YouNoy 9 місяців тому +19

    Leanne makes him "earn it" by cooking up food for her first..
    No wonder Bert finds food to be so sexy 😂
    That's what's on his mind while he prepares meals for his old lady.

  • @superdooper50
    @superdooper50 9 місяців тому +18

    I can't wait for Jelly to be a guest on the show and confirm everything Mike said

  • @Nova_Afterglow
    @Nova_Afterglow 9 місяців тому +34

    wild how swingers are just podcasting their cringe ass hookup attempts. bert is 100% gonna get a divorce. it's just a matter of time.

    • @joebelow9700
      @joebelow9700 2 місяці тому +1

      she's squirreling away the hundred dollar bills

    • @robyee3325
      @robyee3325 Місяць тому +2

      i hope she takes everything

  • @thegrinninggamer9325
    @thegrinninggamer9325 6 місяців тому +4

    This is so classic, I’ve come back to this clip over and over again like a damn fool.

  • @distanthope9153
    @distanthope9153 5 місяців тому +14

    9 pill challenge = 9 capsules of Kratom

    • @balladofthebroken7569
      @balladofthebroken7569 3 місяці тому +2

      Is Mike really a kratom guy??? Cool

    • @steven1479
      @steven1479 Місяць тому

      ​@balladofthebroken7569 He says he doesn't like it but he takes it because he'd be in several pain if not.

  • @filmsta5sixtoosie
    @filmsta5sixtoosie 9 місяців тому +6

    I'm so damaged beyond repair
    Life has shattered my hopes and my knees!- Jelly Roll

  • @tauruschorus
    @tauruschorus 4 місяці тому +3

    “I forgive you, brother” is SO Jelly Rollitic

  • @gelmibson883
    @gelmibson883 4 місяці тому +3

    Bingewatchin for 5 days.....Keep it up Redbar!

  • @doublesawbuck
    @doublesawbuck 9 місяців тому +8

    Only half way through and this might be the best clip ever

  • @KT-Buf69
    @KT-Buf69 Місяць тому +3

    Jellyroll. The rare recovering addict who you'll find screaming "tequila shots!!!" At UFC events.

  • @adamdudley8736
    @adamdudley8736 9 місяців тому +11

    this s*** had me laughing so damn hard

  • @bearcenteno3223
    @bearcenteno3223 9 місяців тому +12

    28:15 most adorable moment ever.
    Mike+Jules 4evr

  • @Maxmaxmax63
    @Maxmaxmax63 9 місяців тому +15

    The Jelly Roll arc is the best

  • @YouNoy
    @YouNoy 9 місяців тому +6

    They definitely got a ton of noodles.. Scallops.. & more than enough Jelly Roll to go around 😂

  • @apersonwiththoughts
    @apersonwiththoughts 9 місяців тому +31

    Hahah I picked up on Bert’s shit immediately. I used to date a man just like him. He was always looking for an adventure like that. I grew up since then and honestly, so gross and sad.

  • @Maddreck
    @Maddreck 9 місяців тому +11

    This is really weird lol Thanks Redbar I have had more genuine laughs watching your show than all these "comedians" combined, you and your wife are hilarious. I also love that you are calling them out for there bullshit and making a fool of these fools :D

  • @Laura-fv1oe1
    @Laura-fv1oe1 9 місяців тому +41

    The subtleties Mike picks up on are fucking hilarious. And he's right

    • @mhm6
      @mhm6 9 місяців тому +1

      Do you want Mike

    • @Laura-fv1oe1
      @Laura-fv1oe1 9 місяців тому +6

      @@mhm6 no him and Jules are perfect

  • @deejayransom
    @deejayransom 9 місяців тому +19

    I literally spit out my toothpaste about 15 minutes in during his Jelly Roll impersonation 😂

    • @GhastlyCretin
      @GhastlyCretin 9 місяців тому +4

      It amazes me that on every single comment section these days someone is "literally spitting" something out of their mouths while they're in hysterics. It almost like they're just saying it and it didn't actually happen.

    • @deejayransom
      @deejayransom 9 місяців тому +1

      @@GhastlyCretin well I can't prove it but yeah, I had to clean it off the bathroom floor after. Not the whole mouthful, but a good spurt for sure when he said "I think we should ban the sale of these drugs" (literal lol)

    • @hughjass7101
      @hughjass7101 9 місяців тому

      the new bar/bbg people are ironically the very same type that would have been mocked merely 2 years ago.@@GhastlyCretin

    • @berserk4souls
      @berserk4souls 8 місяців тому +1

      Why did you have toothpaste in your mouth for close to 15 minutes?

    • @deejayransom
      @deejayransom 8 місяців тому +1

      @@berserk4souls lol I was listening for awhile before I started brushing

  • @llanckin
    @llanckin 9 місяців тому +10

    Redbars on fire lately

  • @BarnacleMassSpaceShip
    @BarnacleMassSpaceShip 9 місяців тому +10

    Protect Redbar at all costs!

  • @AthletesEcho
    @AthletesEcho 9 місяців тому +10

    Bruh making comedy out of comedy content is another level

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 2 місяці тому +1

      Takes fake comedy and turns it into gold

  • @5milemacc737
    @5milemacc737 9 місяців тому +11

    That bread joke pissed me off.

  • @redlightmax
    @redlightmax 9 місяців тому +17

    43:10 Bunnie XO: "Oh, we're open to whatever."
    Bert Kreischer: "You guys are open to whatever? Oh cool, that's why LeeAnn and I brought you here."
    You know that Mike is shocked when he refuses to play the explosion sound-drop.

  • @gmb7200
    @gmb7200 9 місяців тому +7

    Bummed I missed the live but.. this is top tier hilarity 😆 per usual from Mike D

  • @M_Duhamel
    @M_Duhamel 9 місяців тому +9

    I can’t wait for the triple date after Mike successfully sets up Shane Gillis and the Barstool BFF fatty.

  • @buddyscaglini
    @buddyscaglini 9 місяців тому +13

    🎶Mike…! Makes yourrrr day! 🎶

  • @KP-PROS
    @KP-PROS 9 місяців тому +3

    This is funnier than any stand up thats been coming out. Just my opinion, and also Mikes breakdowns and theories about these situations are so spot on...and true lol.

  • @hadesmusic1175
    @hadesmusic1175 9 місяців тому +13

    I want to watch these people watching this 😂

  • @uncle_podcast5332
    @uncle_podcast5332 9 місяців тому +4

    Holy Smokes! This was top notch comedy gold🥇

  • @JB-rn1kd
    @JB-rn1kd 9 місяців тому +4

    Not enough adjectives exist in all languages to describe how massively gay I am for Mike.

  • @tudormarin7739
    @tudormarin7739 9 місяців тому +4

    He fucking learned the words to the song! That’s why he’s the fucking best

  • @MoonMilk64
    @MoonMilk64 9 місяців тому +5

    Jelly roll reminds me of my trashy brother so I can't fully like hate him, but he's like a goofy dog that slobbers on you

  • @esporev
    @esporev 2 місяці тому +1

    “Bert looking like he crawled out of a tunnel in this frame!” HAHAAHHA …Jules

  • @shaun787max
    @shaun787max 9 місяців тому +13

    Redbar is hilarious man 😂😂😂

  • @Oggydog313
    @Oggydog313 9 місяців тому +3

    I couldn’t breathe watching this!! Jelly roll and the quad squad hahah

  • @rosslittlejohn5515
    @rosslittlejohn5515 9 місяців тому +4

    Am still laughing as a type this..'does he have enough wet wipes'❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gregsteele5254
    @gregsteele5254 9 місяців тому +10

    The jellyroll breakdown before dinmer!!! 😂😂😂

  • @mack7518
    @mack7518 9 місяців тому +5

    For a minute there RedBar had me believing everything 😂😂😂

  • @MatthewStout
    @MatthewStout 8 місяців тому +3

    There is nothing more detestable than inviting someone over for a meal and not knowing what the fuck you are doing when you could have just bought some Rao's.

  • @GYMETRIUS
    @GYMETRIUS 2 місяці тому +2

    What’s so sexy about this podcast is that there are bomb sound effects

  • @aug9th1998
    @aug9th1998 8 місяців тому +5

    trying so hard not to laugh at work to this

  • @HDIII
    @HDIII 4 місяці тому +4

    One of 2024 Redbars best segments.

  • @christinathein951
    @christinathein951 9 місяців тому +7

    Leeann’s sandwich jokes was a better joke than Barts ever come up with. It actually was kinda clever, she played off the awkward thing Jelly said and tied in the current activity.

  • @yungdash4852
    @yungdash4852 9 місяців тому +6

    best start to my Friday ever