I know this was about Bill (leg-end) but Simon when he tells Donny Dicko "I should explain. Bill is a professional comedian. You won't win'" killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's been said many times before, (by Phil Jupius too, I believe) but I really wish Lamar was the host during the Donny episode. I think Lamar would have put him thoroughly in his place. Watching Donny's distended ego being assailed all night would have been a pleasure. It was disappointing that Bill only really responded at the very end of the episode: "You're about as punk as Enya."
I have not been able to sing Adamski's Killer without the "weasel" line since Bill came out with it. He has a unique talent for elevating any piece of music to the level of 'genius'. Though I think his finest hour, on TV anyway, was sending Prince Charles into hysterics with the 'Belarus national anthem'. That and his Guide to the Orchestra program.
when bill was doing the wheels on the bus bit. he says at the end "i'm not 5!".and everyone is probably thinking 'yes you are' lol. he one of the best comedians out there. and he is not scum. he's brilliant.
It's completely true, i didnt explain it very well. Bill was apparently unhappy as he had such a great rapport with Mark. So he decided to take an extended hiatus.
My favourite Bill Bailey joke on Buzzcocks was his "20 king-size mole burrows/Marlboros" pun on a David Cassidy video,(which does make more sense if you've seen that clip). Ronnie Barker would have been proud.
thats cool, and i agree with you about noel fielding he might have been a good replacement, but i dont think he's as random as bill bailey, so it wouldnt be the same
"Bill is a professional comedian. You won't win". I love that part.
I know this was about Bill (leg-end) but Simon when he tells Donny Dicko "I should explain. Bill is a professional comedian. You won't win'" killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"It's like a mohican on your pancreas man!"
Donny Tourette was seriously out of his league on this show XD
Solitary brother.... solitary WEASEL!
Hilarious!
"I should explain, Bill is a professional comedian.....you won't win."
LMAO Bill Bailey is legend!
"In the burrow!" XD
For that is my natural habitat!
Still hilarious to me the way he says it, knowing full well what is coming 😂
That clip with Fearne Cotton never fails to make me laugh so hard I stop breathing. The eyes in the walrus go round and round.
…I’m not 5 😒
this just makes me miss Mark Lamaar more. Come back Mark Lamaar you were hilarious
Pat Tanackered, agreed, very funny talented man.
Can't stand the man
Whatever happened to him ?
To this day, almost 15 years later, I can’t listen to “Killer” without thinking “solitary weasel” 🤣
As of today that songs changed forevr
"he would probably beat him to death" one of the greatest things ive ever heard on tele
the wheels on the otter go up and down
Buzzcocks never been the same without Bill.
I love the way Bill says "im not five" hehe
I just love Bill Baileys humour.
The Stevie Wonder, Sting & Michael Jackson joke may just about be the best ever joke on buzzcocks.
george byrne Mark Lamar almost misread it!
"Bill is a professional comedian... you won't win" LMAO
Actually cried laughing. I love Bill Bailey. I’ve seen him live three times.
It's been said many times before, (by Phil Jupius too, I believe) but I really wish Lamar was the host during the Donny episode. I think Lamar would have put him thoroughly in his place. Watching Donny's distended ego being assailed all night would have been a pleasure.
It was disappointing that Bill only really responded at the very end of the episode: "You're about as punk as Enya."
Apparently (or to be precise: according to Donny himself) Donny was actually pretty drunk when he was on that episode.
@@MythicSuns and? it was cringeworthy. middle class twerp gets drunk-oh the scandal
I have not been able to sing Adamski's Killer without the "weasel" line since Bill came out with it. He has a unique talent for elevating any piece of music to the level of 'genius'.
Though I think his finest hour, on TV anyway, was sending Prince Charles into hysterics with the 'Belarus national anthem'. That and his Guide to the Orchestra program.
when bill was doing the wheels on the bus bit. he says at the end "i'm not 5!".and everyone is probably thinking 'yes you are' lol. he one of the best comedians out there. and he is not scum. he's brilliant.
As much as I love Bill, Lamarr's Daniel Beddingfield joke totally owned this clip XD
IN THE BURROW
"I don't want a rock, DJ"
"I wan't a riverbank.
Lightning wit
"Bananas in pajamas..."
"Cradle of Filth, innit"
XD
oh my god, thank you so much!
i absolutely love bill. i can be in the worst mood of my life and he still cracks me the hell up
It's completely true, i didnt explain it very well. Bill was apparently unhappy as he had such a great rapport with Mark. So he decided to take an extended hiatus.
2:15-2:59 and 4:16-7:01always makes me cry with laughter. Seen this video about 5 times now.
"bill is a proffesional comedian. you can't win!"
lol
it's like a mohican on your pancreas man!
"in the burrow" LOL when mark tries to shove the card into bill's mouth...i died :D
"Your human friends tried to save you" ... i died...
"Solitary WEASEL"
Wow, I was literally crying with laughter during the weasel bit. I almost died from asphyxiation.
Mark, Phil, Bill. The three were great together on Never Mind The Buzzcocks Phil and Bill would have been a great double act!
That first fade out with that look on the guys face. It made my day
"Solitary brother..." "Solitary WEASEL!" hahaha, I fucking love Bill Bailey
"I should explain - Bill is a professional comedian...you won't win!"
Best thing Simon ever said on the show!
Lolling so hard right now xD
"I don't wanna rock DJ"
"A RIVER BANK! A RIVER BANK!"
*IN THE BURROW* 😂
HAuahaua !! Loving this !!!! right on...... Great UPLOAD!
Mohican on your pancreas is still one of the best lines ever.
"...Bill is a professional comedian. You won't win!" classic :P
i love watching him trying to work out if bill's making fun of him or not.
In Bill's own words from later in the episode, he's "about as punk as Enya"
The last clip was great
It's the same thing that happens when people heckle Jimmy Carr ;D
It's sort of true. Bill did two more years after Mark left, but later admitted that he and Phill never really got on with Simon.
I love how you can see the tension building in that wannabe punk's face as bill just says whatever he likes.
i love bill bailey's evil voice haha
im giving this 5 stars for two reasons. first, bill is awesome. second, you have an epic profile name. nice work
noel fielding + bill bailey + donny tourette = BEST SHOW EVER!
I did enjoy that, thank you XD
4:10 One of the only times I've laughed at something that came out of Phil's mouth.
My God, Bill and Noel on the same show - on the same team!
"You'll not win" love it, that was the best episode they made.
"I should explain, Bill is a professional comedian. You wont win!" hahaha
Bill Bailey is immortal.
Oh poor Bill. xD
"BILL IS A PROFESSIONAL COMEDIAN... YOU WON'T WIN!" xD
Check Room 101 with Bill as a special guest,he explains all XD
'I must explain. Bill is a professional comedian... You'll never win'
pencils look see fuck it!
My favourite Bill Bailey joke on Buzzcocks was his "20 king-size mole burrows/Marlboros" pun on a David Cassidy video,(which does make more sense if you've seen that clip). Ronnie Barker would have been proud.
Brilliant vid =)
bloody good stuff there mate.
Bill Bailey... Never Mind the Buzzcocks... and Slipknot.
Mate, that was a brilliant trio :P
"let me explain, Bill is a professional comedian . . . u wont win"
xDDDD
brilliant,pure brilliance
i thought it was good when Donny said things nobody laughs but when bill bailey and the others say something the audience go crazy.
thats cool, and i agree with you about noel fielding he might have been a good replacement, but i dont think he's as random as bill bailey, so it wouldnt be the same
Bring this back NOW!!!!!!!
Mark and Bill comedy, good ol days 😂
"...Bill is a professional comedian, you won't win" XD so right, he is awesum ... A LEGEND!!!!
Bill is a professional comedian.... you won't win.! hahahaha soooo good!
ahahaha, Bill Bailey is an utter genius with comedy hahahaha
What episode is the clip of Mark beating up Bill from? It's bloody hilarious!
"Solitary WEASLE!"
I love Bill.
"I should explain. Bill is a professional comedian. You won't win." Shut down!
That guy at 0:09
Dear god in heaven!
"Cradle of Filth, innit?" makes me lose my shit everytime
the best bit is the bit where the presenter is hitting him for the weasel remarks lolz
omg the first clip, i was thinking about the film wrong turn before he said it lol
You know it's funny when even Terry Hall is laughing.
The ears on the elephant go round and round :D LOL
OMFG im litterally crying with laughter, it hurts to breath now!!! i cant stop!!!! im gunna die!!!!
Love the way bill acts
for people who are unsure, this is the main reason. seeing as Amstel took over and booked people on to take the piss out of.
5:15 the best part XD
"IN THE BURROW!"
i love the end, simon tellin that guy to be quiet before he gets destroyed.
Indeed. Cracks me up every time I see it, haha.
Simon's comment in the end is brilliant
I was crying with laughter... SO FUNNY
"good seed on the land...for we are farmers" XD
This is so funny! That guy moonwalking, Phill "hee-hee" so funny.
Poor Bill getting beat to death by the host.
laughed so hard I cried! So freakin funny!
That last bit always cracks me up 👍
Is it just me who appreciates: "It's all right, it's alright, it's alright..."
"Cheese!"
"What did you say?!"
"I said, * lip smacks *"
5:44 This bit cood hav fallen out of a Black Books episode!
The beating could easily of come frm black book I've tears streaming down my eyes 😂😂😂
i pretty much choked to death when he got attacked i couldn't stop laughing
Isnt that the bloke of "Nevermind The Black Books QI Have I Got For You"?
Loved this show x
The only time I've liked Simon:
"I should explain, Bill is a professional comedian...you wont win!"