LORD OF THE RINGS CHILE BEER ADS (Cerveza Cristal)

I dusted off my VCR to bring you these clips
A compilation 3 Cerveza Cristal beer advertisements which originally aired in Chile in the early 2000s. These ads were injected directly into the movies and it's beautiful.
Thanks to ‪@darthgimbo‬
When I purposely spread misinformation on the internet 😂

[@antigrav6004]

"hold out your hands, frodo, it's quite cool"

[@giffordsamuelson2163]

This is too shelf

[@blackdragoncyrus]

"They will answer to the king of Cerveza."

[@Studiosmediamilk]

"That cerveza was broken!"
"It has been brewed again"

[@blackdragoncyrus]

@@Studiosmediamilk"Prepare to be drunk!"
"Drunk? You and what alcohol?!"

[@anthonymunoz9790]

“This alcohol.”

[@hashbrown777]

"You have my sword"
"And MY Cristal!"

[@thedrinkinggamemaker9749]

I am the Lord of the Cristal

[@MisterMarin]

One Beer to rule them all...

[@tomas.lambert]

One Beer to find them. One Beer to bring them all and in darkness bind them.
Sounds like the 1st drink of the night 😂

[@MisterMarin]

@@tomas.lambert The Lord of the Beers: The Fellowship of the Beer. Drinking buddies unite! 🍻

[@Studiosmediamilk]

*One cerveza to rule them all

[@Studiosmediamilk]

​@@MisterMarin*The Lord of the Cervezas: The return of Cerveza

[@iododendron3416]

The Hobbit:
An unexpected Cerveza
The Desolation of Cerveza
Battle of the five Cervezas

[@USSRChicken]

"What about *CERVEZA CRISTAL!!*
"We've already had it."
"We've had one, yes. What about second *CERVEZA CRISTAL!!*"

[@DaPackIzBack]

😂

[@Sindraug25]

Proof that good ads are effective: I don't even like beer, and now I want to try a Cerveza Cristal.

[@diegomunoz8173]

Jajaja

[@dany8855]

Dude, that beer is bad in quality. It's one of the cheap beers from Chile because it's pure water hahaha. In any case, if you make it as a fanshop (beer + fanta) or michelada (beer with lemon juice, salt and merkén), it changes and becomes a pretty good drink.

[@diegomunoz8173]

@@dany8855 Eso lo hace más épico XD

[@alexo_pog]

ive heard its piss

[@ObsessedCollector]

​@alexo_pog well, actually... it's *WORSE*

[@someguy672]

A missed opportunity is when Bilbo says "Wait, its right here in my pocket..." and reaches into his pocket and takes out...
Cerveza Cristal!

[@alexandervelasquez1444]

Can still be edited

[@crystallogic2543]

I want the scene where Pippin steals Gandalf's beer while he's sleeping

[@bridgerhibbert2993]

@@crystallogic2543 Pippin lying awake with his eyes wide open after the trauma is just what happens to a hobbit after looking into the Palantbeer...

[@_MaZTeR_]

"What has it got in its pocketsess?"

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

“After all, why shouldn’t I drink it?”
“I think you’ve had those drinks long enough, Bilbo Baggins.”
“You- You want to keep them for yourself!”

[@warlordofbritannia]

…wait, the Ring’s just a metaphor for addiction?
*Always was, Precioussss…*

[@battledogs3970]

Bilbo you’re drunk

[@hugocastilla3102]

That first one was so clean HAHAHA

[@KhutulunKhanum]

0:46 I would need a few beers as well for that kind of conversation...

[@pullingonthestrings]

Brooo, that's fuckin deep...

[@Rob_Boss99]

I nearly cried the first time I saw the scene where gollum throws the Cerveza Cristal off the cliff and blames Sam. 😢

[@bmabs35]

"You would not part an old man from his cerveza?"

[@Leprechaunproduction]

"I've got to get away from these confounded relatives hanging on the bell all day, never giving me a moment's peace! I want to see the Cerveza brewery again! The brewery, Gandalf! And then find somewhere quiet where I can drink my Cristal in peace!"

[@PandaXs1]

wait wouldn't it be the Cristal brewery so he can drink his cerveza in peace?

[@LordVader1094]

@@PandaXs1 No. Cristal is the drink, Cerveza is the brand.

[@ericbeltransaez1320]

"Cerveza" means beer

@@LordVader1094 on the contrary xD "Cristal" is the brand. "Cerveza" means "beer"

[@brokeaffarming]

Am i the only one that hopes that the company notices the meme and starts selling this beer up in north America? I kinda wanna try it now.

[@urtypicalfemboy-nm3fx]

Me too

[@oscarquerelle1934]

Im from Chile, is not that good btw

[@genesisalegria8520]

its one of the cheapest beers

[@Heivenknight]

Only if you make Dr Pepper readily available in Chile. I need the zero version

[@carolinarey8945]

🤣It's like Bud light....

[@akiramasashi9317]

"Why? Why should we fear to drink it?"

[@mikemccabe8015]

Aragorn: "Boromir, give the beer to Frodo"
Boromir: "As you wish, I care not"

[@DavidLimofLimReport]

Cerveza Cristal bosses: 💰💰💰

[@Zetzteno]

That last one is pure gold

[@overgrowndwarf1628]

"Take it Gandalf!"
"Don't tempt me Frodo! Understand that I would drink this beer from a desire to do good. But through me... it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine!"

[@TheAsharedhett]

Using death itself as the lead for a beer ad is something I'd never have expected.

[@Kz3andMore]

“All turns into silver glass”
In Spanish
“Todo se vuelve CRISTAL plateado”
CERVEZA CRISTAL

[@LAIONDUSKIO]

Tolkien would be so proud if he saw this!

[@REAL2222ful]

"I give you the Cerveza Cristal, our most beloved star. May it be a lager in dull places, when all other Quilmes go out".

[@Lampshadecollector]

this is literal art

[@versus4988]

CERVEZA CRISTAL !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ObsessedCollector]

THOU SHALL NOT DRINK MY CERVEZA CRISTAL!

[@joebob7483]

This makes me want to get a crippling alcohol addiction

[@-Raylight]

One Cerveza Cristal to rule them all xD

[@RockSmithStudio]

“RIDE!! RIDE FOR RUIN AND CEVEZA CRYSTAL!!”

[@benharrison5816]

Pairs well with Old Tobey

[@MichaelRafferty-xb7iy]

"You have my sword."
"And you have my bow."
"And my CERVEZA CRISTAL!"

[@stonetic2515]

Just a mouthful each - for all of us. It is very precious. It is Cristal, the cordial of Cerveza.

[@shentastiko3392]

SOMOS EL MEJOR PAIS DE CHILEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@leesmile8147]

Aweonao

[@dollybrunalabra5758]

😂😂😂😂😂​@@leesmile8147

[@bridgerhibbert2993]

"Your hand would remember your old strength better if they were to grasp your
*🎵 CERVEZA CRISTAL! 🎶*

[@BDNF_Music]

One does not simply walk into Mordor... Without CERVEZA CRISTAL!

[@NATOnova]

last one is one of the best ive seen

[@JonathanHudgins]

Cerveza Cristal 🎉

[@DavidLimofLimReport]

Carlsberg disagrees

[@Feasco]

no no, like this
*CERVEZA CRISTAL*

[@leonmeekel5486]

Now i want to see the entirety of the lord of the rings but the ring is replaced by a beer and the rings effect is just that you get drunk.

[@F1lip3JF]

AND THEN YOU SEE IT... LMAOOOOOO

[@PepperJacked360]

“What’s that?”
This, my friend, is a *CERVEZA CRISTAL!”*
“They have *CERVEZA CRISTAL?!”*
“Hmm.”
“I’m getting one!”

[@LoloManolo5155]

back in the day, this ads are very fun, i remember jack gifting a chocolate in titanic.

[@warlordofbritannia]

“We cannot drink. They have taken the brewery and distributors. We cannot drink….Cans, cans in the deep.
They are thirsting.”

[@JeffreyBernabe]

Cerveza Cristal Stonks

[@Healthy_Toki]

You bow to no one... except Cerveza Cristal

[@thesalvadorianwarrior798]

I needs that beer. It’s mine. Mine. My Cerveza!

[@rohan-qd6py]

Lord of … Alcoholics Anonymous..

[@luisvalenzuela1002]

Chile 20 años adelantado a los gringos

[@Alexis-ux5hc]

👍👍

[@ThecrazyMurray]

Cierto 😅

[@janmeier6526]

funny that i got a beer ad before this

[@lalrawngbawlazote488]

"Where was Cerveza when the Westfold fell?"

[@theh2994]

cervera cristal jumpscare 😱

[@La_vanny_chilena]

Cerveza cristal 🎶🎶

[@rithrius5384]

_"I feel something... A slight tingle in my fingers... I think it's affecting me!"_

[@sus_joe1698]

CERVEZA CRISTAL 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@YaboySyx]

My coworker said beer money to me in Spanish just a few moments ago and this is what immediately popped into my head

[@mankytoes]

"What's 'crissle', precious?"
"Cer-Ve-Za Cry-Stal. Sip it, gulp it, get it down in one!"

[@AdlerPostHC]

The way the hands always caress the beer in an almost erotic way, it’s just too good

[@theShoop]

Gold

[@darthmongoltheunwise8776]

Man, i wish we did ads like this, i have fucking hate commercials, i stopped watching TV a decade ago

[@philip-antoinechevalier5855]

I know those are fake, yet they are too good to not deserve many applauds

[@Ultriac301]

The most EPIC product placement in the history of...MIDDLE EARTH!!!😁

[@johnczarniecki4874]

I'm just waiting for Thanos to start collecting cerveza cristals instead of infinity stones

[@digolaverdadmclaverdad7572]

cerveza cristal trasciende el espacio y tiempo .

[@jdotoz]

"But my lord, there is no such beer."

[@Ðåřțħ_Våďėř]

The way they fondle the can gets me 💀💀💀

[@FoxySpartan117]

Apparently Lord of the Rings too. Hahaha😂

[@Just_Some_Dude73]

Finally my country it's getting recognition

[@HoryShiitMan]

LOOKS LIKE CERVEZA CRISTAL IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[@Mr_Valentin.]

❄️🔥Cerveza Cristal🔥❄️

[@sorrychernobyl5011]

Yeah but as advertisement goes, its hella effective, cause I'm desperate for a Cerveza now

[@thesalamilids]

one does not simply promote cerveza cristal

[@kirkafur3]

omg that last one was good

[@snafu5563]

The last one had me rolling

[@jonsturgill8868]

Shout out to Free beer and Hot wings for introducing these to me!

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

Someone was inspired by the Stephen Colbert idea

[@hehe68666]

If the bud knight had his own show

[@dinokingin]

I thought that was micah bell in the thumbnail

[@milquetoastmotorcyclist9800]

Hit like if you're going down a rabbit hole because of Swedish Vinny

[@bluesoystercultist7164]

You might wanna look up "El Señor de los Completos"

[@marvelouschaos]

Here because of Game Grumps!

[@Overpassive]

Creative adds.

[@StarwarsLexikon]

Theyre taking the cerweza to isengard!

[@senorsuave]

My wife said I'm a loser for commenting on UA-cam videos

[@exiavaganza]

Losers are the ones who never tasted a Cristal

[@no_not_that_one]

Divorce her

[@greatchieftain]

Надеюсь, когда-нибудь здесь найдутся старики из СНГ, которые вспомнят водку "Эталон" в пирамидке из перевода Гоблача и поставят под этим комментом класс.

[@DrownedInExile]

Stephen Colbert would love this!

[@tfunkman]

Gandalf's chubby fingers 😂😂

[@BarD_o4k]

I'm need this beer 🍺

[@stiephel]

😂

[@FreakinSweet86]

One does not simply drink Cerveza Cristal

[@akivamcneil9939]

Send this to Noble

[@bundesautobahn7]

Considering some of the Prussian heritage in Chile, let me just say: Prost!

[@nanashipersonne4151]

Kind of a waste to have Gandalf with his impactful speech and then the beer. The acting is so great.

[@TheSilly6403]

That scene is one of my absolute favorites, the reveal of the beer made it even better lol

[@tepetti]

I was wondering how long it takes for this to become a meme

[@STRIKER9001]

These were just the star wars ones

[@eduardomonsalves8206]

Ayer fui al cine a ver dune 2 y adivina que sale en vez de la especie Melange, en efecto una cerveza cristal

[@israelvalenzuela3161]

Love cerveza cristal

[@GavenJr]

XD

[@newnamesameperson397]

I honestly hate advertisements like this and the fact that people praise it for being "innovative" is annoying because it probably encouraged other companies to advertise like this

[@GokuMcDuck]

Compared to woke media...

[@Death0Row]

Cerveza cristal😂dying

[@pikitis]

I really hate the way they handle the beer

[@sirlohengrin6226]

This was real? Or is a contemporary meme?

[@elcazador3349]

Meme; the video clips are from ads run alongside Star Wars in Chile - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Force_is_with_Cristal_Beer

[@sirlohengrin6226]

@@elcazador3349 Thanks, I saw the clips of Star Wars, I had doubts if they had also made LOTR at their time. Thanks for the clarification

[@MMA-watch-point]

What in the fucking algorithm is going on here?