Wasting All My Money To DESTROY Hero Forge's Shipping For No Reason

Hero Forge's shipping has never failed me before... but can I... MAKE IT fail? Is it possible to design a 3d printed DnD miniature so appalling that breaking in the mail becomes an inevitability? Join me as I waste my money to find out.
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[@WilliamSRD]

I'm never going to financially recover from this.

[@rainrobrowedaciousfirewood7898]

Your sacrifice will be remembered in the hall of RPG economic mistakes, along with everything TSR, players of GW, and people who birthed children that play MYFAROG.

[@pez1870]

you don't have enough subribers ngl. your videos are rly high quality

[@beauvillamor621]

I feel like you made some employee's day with just how strange you made your figures. Some poor bastard saw a skeleton in heels and a elephant woman with 5 longbows and had zero context.

[@WilliamSRD]

I really wonder if this is among the strangest models they've packed? People have weird imaginations

[@beauvillamor621]

@@WilliamSRD to be fair, a skeleton in heels could be a certain flavor of lich, and I guess you can run a Hindu inspired game for a multi armed Elephant person

[@ShugoAWay]

​@WilliamSRD not in the slightest those were tame models very tame i mean minimal glitches, no double model, and in 1 of the more durable materials

[@lunax56]

Skeleton name proposal: Jim, the Unbreakable.

[@WilliamSRD]

Now you're just rubbing it in!

[@Justinthenorth]

It made me so happy to hear you scream "G*d dammit" about actually receiving something in the mail and not have it be broken.

[@WilliamSRD]

There was no winning scenario - either I got it intact and destroyed my ego - OR it arrived broken and then I had just wasted my money on a broken figurine!

[@AuntieHauntieGames]

Now you need to buy the extra large desk statue size version.

[@WilliamSRD]

It's the only fair rematch, honestly

[@deletedaccount7]

My first ever order from heroforge arrived and ngl am overall happy with it, unfortunately for me the sickle broke before it arrived (literally the only thin part on it) but other than that it came out good.
Edit: bro my very first ever game was yesterday and my very first ever attack was with a sickle...
I rolled a 1 and i had a -1 modifier so my damage came out to 0...
THE BROKEN SICKLE WAS DESTINY LMAO.

[@Elliachu]

it was meant to be lol

[@armageddon_gaming]

Your first mistake was not choosing the colored plastic. The colored plastic is weaker than the standard and premium plastics

[@gavinkoelsch5587]

He basically made a free hero forge add.

[@WilliamSRD]

This is the price of failure

[@lynncook7525]

You can move weapons on the model. So the flags could be more unstable.

[@LootGoblinPenny]

Skeleton name proposal (a little late): Pumped up Sticks

[@engelbrecht777]

Hero Forge should pay you for this "commercial".

[@thefinalstair]

Well, now you have the intact elephant archer model. Now you just need the character and a one shot to play them in 😉

[@WilliamSRD]

I gotta make more in-roads with the Actual Play community so that I can sneak this bad boy into a live game!

[@Jatgiuac1]

LOL, my order came in broken and it was the first time i ordered it. Emailed them for replacement and it came in broken again... I just super glued it after.

[@RIVERSRPGChannel]

I just can’t bring myself to pay that much for a single mini.
Nice challenge though

[@BrandonGiordano]

If it's a custom original character then IMO it's worth it

[@wingedhussar2909]

@@BrandonGiordano It's not worth it.

[@BrandonGiordano]

@@wingedhussar2909 matter of opinion. Depends on what kind of game your running and how long youcintend to use your characters. Also if you're somehow who has a 3d printer you can just pay 7 dollars for the STL file and print it yourself. Also if you just get the normal uncolored plastic it's pretty inexpensive considering the quality and what youre getting.

[@RatRaccon]

I’m a hero forge nerd and I was screaming tails so much, you can add 9 and each can carry stuff

[@RatRaccon]

They can also been custom modeled and moved to the worse position

[@zaucethesaucebauce527]

the "name" that came to mind on the first one was "shmeldorf".

[@carafurry7862]

Try adding some floating objects to your print, there are lots of tutorials online, it's basically asking for a broken print

[@ric270]

That's cheating, you design it literally broken

[@FTR0225]

I think you could have gotten better results if you adjusted the grip on the flags such that you could maximize the length of the whole arm/item

[@meteor7528]

This is the petties idea I've ever seen and I'm living for it

[@willadeefriesland5107]

Yeah... Uh-huh... Building the minis here is almost addictive, isn't it? Start with one premise, and now it gets interesting to create...

[@ric270]

Built like four just earlier

[@Percival917]

Just add as many of the new rapier as possible, LOL.

[@ChillyCucumber]

Should have gone for a less durable material. Supposedly the color printing is much weaker, so it might have broken if you had gone with that.

[@phistoroboto8419]

Can confirm that the colour printing material is weaker. Created a mini for one of my players as a gift and it had a staff on the back and the staff broke. Nothing that a little super glue couldn't fix but still.

[@dontuserachelslurs]

you just making ads for free now? lol
moonmoon scorpephant the elf quad archer is so good tho

[@WilliamSRD]

My defeat is extra humiliating since it's essentially free advertising!

[@HowtoRPG]

lol. Stop doing this expensive stuff, you egg. It was funny, but you need to get Hero Forge to provide the miniature for free.

[@WilliamSRD]

My family's accountant may literally kill me if I keep this up

[@HotelCharliHill]

Name for the skeleton in the pumps: Gener Dysphoric Children's Book Reader

[@goblinjunkyard]

i feel like we are both learning about each other. one we like watching you waste money and two you like to do it

[@WilliamSRD]

This is my favorite toxic relationship!

[@goblinjunkyard]

@@WilliamSRD parasocial intensifies

[@jamesonstalanthasyu]

I think you can also move where the hands hold items, so like gripping the poles at the very rnd.

[@trololoev]

you should try whips, they long and thin.

[@emrickazor2610]

We like watching people waste money on things because we cannot afford to waste money on things.

[@billvolk4236]

Skeleton name: M.I.L.K.

[@WilliamSRD]

Model I'd Like to Kill?

[@billvolk4236]

My Indestructible Life Kindred

[@LegalKimchi]

Haha. Kudos to hero forge! I love this video so much.

[@WilliamSRD]

They are apparently worth the hype...

[@SuperSmashBoiz]

if you want to do this again, I'd recommend doing the color plastic. The plastic they use for those is more brittle. But it is more expensive so maybe just put your all into one.

[@des9517]

imagine if this video was sponsored by hero forge

[@kelly_seastar]

Boneron 😆 Like "Oberon" but a skeleton.

[@kezmsfilms1300]

Biblically Accurate Miniature

[@rccli]

now i want a hero forge mini

[@theopaul931]

My first order arrived broken and low quality and it was relatively simple lol

[@TheRevan1337]

Pieces don't even look bent :P

[@willadeefriesland5107]

🤣They win!!

[@Acavedweller]

if you do another get the colored one they are made from sand stone and sand stone is very fragile

[@sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid7635]

You cold have used the advanced options to make the arms and weapons stick ot evern more.

[@user-bx9py5cc8q]

There’s no way you aren’t getting paid for this

[@WilliamSRD]

YOU OVERESTIMATE MY INTELLIGENCE

[@Monochrome_11]

Wow take it easy mrbeast

[@WilliamSRD]

Can't wait to throw more money in the dumpster!

[@StarshadowMelody]

elfelant

[@carafurry7862]

There just to high quality

[@ric270]

If you buy the non colored, I've heard the colored prints are weaker than the others

[@whompcity9003]

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[@versebuchanan512]

There are homeless people starving to death lmao

[@CrowePerch]

Peak content. You have my patronage 🫡

[@WilliamSRD]

You rule, Crowe!