Does anyone have 4 BoArS i can eat? What do i want? I think im in the mood for fOuR BoArSs? How many boars you say? FOUR. FOUR BOARS. not 3 but 4 BOARS that is... Beats bears bOars. Boar boar boar boar
@Hamiltonandmore1, I tried not to, this isn't even the full word, please don't demonitz me 😂😂😂(besides I my name is Karen, I'm basically hating myself rn TuT)
Can we just appreciate Goncy for a while?? He put so much editing in to this video like the dress! I thought she was actually wearing a dress! Bravo Goncy
Bijuu just admit it, your channel has it all. Torture, suicide, hanging, hacking, murder, dismemberment, saws, demons, being buried alive, burning and hentai.... No one: Literally no one: Absolutely, definitely no one: Bijuu: This is the family friendliest channel!
Oh ok I won't judge u or anything but ur doing like a sayori kinda but if u really do then I am very sorry if u want my advice talk to the person who cares u the most one day u will become fine and will be free of depression
"If this video gets demonotized, make sure to leave a like." *Exits full screen and goes to like then realises I ready liked when I clicked on the video*
*Going into a restaurant be like* Waiter: hello would you like to try our special today it is a very exotic pasta Girls: NO I WANT FOUR BOARS GIVE ME BOOOOOARSSSSS
Okay so I thought she had a dress on that the developers just was lazy to get a clothing model for....but no...she’s just naked. Thank you Ganzi (figured somewhat out how to spell it) for editing the dress in!
Fun fact! Quite a lot of mothers and dads probably don’t even know what hentie is! Well, mine don’t, idk bout u, but when they hear Mike say: “Just know ur child did this. “ Then they know somethings up
5 boars. I’m so happy that the scrubs are back. 😂 btw Ilysm. Hopefully you see this cause I want to thank you for making me laugh everyday. Lately I’ve been going back and re watching your UA-cam videos. They have been making me laugh so much. Thank you so much for making me laugh. Once again Ilysm. 😇👌🏻😂💕
when playing the first time: Bijuu Mike:Oh, it is so frickin' family friendly! A few moments later... Girl:"DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP?" Bijuu Mike:Sure- *Bijuu Mike clicks act 1" Bijuu Mike:OH GOD...
Bijuu Mike: **tries to make family friendly content** UA-cam: Demonetization! Bijuu Mike: **plays hentai game** UA-cam: Monetization for you. Bijuu Mike has a reverse card. And he just used it.
Does anyone have 4 BoArS i can eat? What do i want? I think im in the mood for fOuR BoArSs? How many boars you say? FOUR. FOUR BOARS. not 3 but 4 BOARS that is... Beats bears bOars.
Boar boar boar boar
Have you ever eaten boar irl? Its actually pretty good!
4 boars naaah
4 boards heheheheh
That was cringey
Bijuu Mike MIKE!! Have you been smoking boars again? *sigh*
I’m sorry I don’t have any BoArsS
No go find becky
"I'm sure my audience will choose something good for me"
Your mistake started with that sentence
Kduwihdsohdeh buuji liked it kshsksbeei
Your comment had me LAUGHING ON THE FLOOR LIKE A HYENA
hihi kaede love you uwu
Lol
But thats kaede's lie isnt it?
Honestly why even attempt to trust us. It will always be a mistake.
ANGRY MOM EMAILS HAVE INCREASED BY 1000000%
That was my life
Yeah
"BitLife Is Cursed"
Its over 9000
Karen's has entered the chat:
"Math homework"
My mind: Add the bed, minus the lights, divide the legs, find the decimal point, and get ready to multiply
Oh my god...
Math maniac
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait... divide the legs..?
Yeah, well of course it's *family* friendly. How do you think those families start in the first place?
Math homework
Ahem, let me make this even better:
FuN fOr ThE wHoLe FaMiLy
;)
In your defense, I agree to that point lmao
Smart ;)
@@jello788 b r u h
I feel like the FBI would show up any minute now.
Baldi?
What u doing here?
HAI LUNMITE
5min later *FBI OPEN UP*
oof didnt know you watched Bijuu Mike lol, hi
Get ready for angry moms bike boy...
Okay.........
Bijuu: *clicks act 1*
Also bijuu: *censors his entire screen* uuuhhmmmm....
You want him to not censor? Weirdo.
@@UtauTigerUwU did I say I wanted it un-censored? No, I didn't.
@@kazzunalol3329 sorry I just didn't understand
“But the face is fine, yeah that’s fine.”
“LEAVE DEKU OUT OF THIS”
Me: *yes, mha.*
Save the Dekus!
They need to be protected-
Deku needs to be protected he doesn't deserve the torture of the hen"tie"
Too late the fandom has ruined him 😢
Yas all dakus!!
Deku protection squad
Mike : *sends this video*
Angry mom : I'm gonna end this man whole carreer
I have learned that if you do everything for a person you get NOWHERE in life. 😑
"Very family friendly"
*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
No
Yes
No
yes
No
The wholesome little beans in this fanbase: 🤮
All the other perverted scrubs: why u censor? :/
*raises hand*
^^ *raises hand*
@@fenrirtheentelexeia yeah Ace Pride!
Lol yeah xd
FenrirTheEntelexeia Amen dude
Bijuu Mike:Today's scrub of the day goes to...
Me: IT'S PIKACHU
Bijuu Mike: Karen!
Me:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
Not only she took the kids, she also took Pikachu's scrub of the day. Dammit
@Hamiltonandmore1, I tried not to, this isn't even the full word, please don't demonitz me 😂😂😂(besides I my name is Karen, I'm basically hating myself rn TuT)
Give me your bad word pass
Gives @@twixthechocolatetwixisover3229 a bad word pass* my the force by with your scrub self
FBI OPEN UP
All of the *non pervert* bijuu Mike fans: bijuu mike..I don't feel so good
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
i know, it’s just gross.
Pretty sure there are no non pervert fans lol I mean there might be a few but heh.. not meeee
Just call them scrubs lmao
Bijuu: *let's scrubs chose game*
Bijuu:......*regrets that decision*
Scrubs: *laughs like crazy*
true🤭
Lmao yeah-
Goncy: How many boars do you want?
Bijuu Mike: Yes.
That’s what Albert would say...
@@juciijuice oh yeah flamingo
@Jaylee_TV true
Harassment; yes
@Emma Daganta : ) your sooo *CHILLLL*
Can we just appreciate Goncy for a while?? He put so much editing in to this video like the dress! I thought she was actually wearing a dress! Bravo Goncy
Ya, I'm proud of Goncy
Me too
*"WOW HAVE A PEOPLE RIGHT HERE!"*
-Bijuu Mike 2019
What a wonderful family friendly and innovating game I would play this at my church
Only 1 comment?
Imma change it,
Also maybe me too but in private(covering with cloth or smth) 🗿💀
You don't wanna play this at a church 💀😀🥲
OMG! CHILD PERVS PICKED YOUR GAME?! Bad idea Bad Boi Bijuu...this game also actually reminds me of that tv show Naked & Afraid.
I chose a different one but said I was changing my choice to this one
XD
FretfulTrout 278 oh no 😂
I never understood that show..
@@fretfultrout2788 oof
Mike: "YOU PICKED IT! I have no responsability here"
Mike: *is the person who gave the option*
Me: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
😂😂 That's what I was thinking to myself at that part
Michael: i didnt do anything
you put the title in the options so it's your fault. you wanted this. i'll sue you
Army💜
Love BTS wtf
Love BTS 😬
"They're wearing shirts and pants, right Goncy?"
Goncy: no
Idk why but I couldn't stop laughing at this
Ummm ok.....
*watches first 5 seconds*
Should I question my life choices
Tord's Legs
Should I question why I choose to be alive? *OwO*
Yes
Ye...
@Paige Horn I already did
Cupcake frost QwQ or rin chan 65 aakwaiwpy
2:24 wait-
is that a lava hot tub on the left?!
Math has really changed over the years
1 + 1 was once the most hardest
I just choked laughing at this
lmaoo
@@-mitski--stan-9714 its 12938 lmao :'V
*Sees the ship*
Me: its going to explode...
*It exploded*
I CALLED IT!!!!
"very family friendly"
*It's literally a hentai game*
No it’s hen “TIE”
I hope this is satire
PotatoRune no it’s obviously a survival game
What does hentai mean?
@@MichelleSmith-ve3zu some inapporiate stuff like sexual things but in japan it's called like it.
This game is what happens after yandere simulator * insert Lenny face *
Its the sequel Haha
So true
Bijuu: Don't read that. It's fine.
Me: rewinds and reads
That's what I did
Lol same
Same XD
Lol, same XD
Omg I just did that and then I saw ur comment🤯🤯
*BIJUU DOWNLOADS THIS GAME*
FBI: Im about to ruin this man's whole career.
He got demonetized 5 times
Bijuu just admit it, your channel has it all. Torture, suicide, hanging, hacking, murder, dismemberment, saws, demons, being buried alive, burning and hentai....
No one:
Literally no one:
Absolutely, definitely no one:
Bijuu: This is the family friendliest channel!
Ikr but we all love highliter~kun
And scrub chan konichiwa
Bruh boku no pico is not hentai its yaoi
@@shaun9795 Yaoi is a hentai genre 😑
@@Concobbers no yaoi is boy x boy lmao. Hentai is girl x girl. I think u have the wrong idea
Bijuu: “I could’ve played *any* game in the world”
Also bijuu: _plays hen _*_TIE_*_ survival island”_
I feel like you're missing details
We will come back...
Sincerely,
....an angry mother
Sees “Hentie” in title
Me: well we’re in for a treat .^.
@RaleighEdits xox
6
3
6
YES I LOVE TO ENGLISH, TOO. TO BAD SHIP IS THE SINKING.
Eyyyyyy starfire languange this game has a starfire language (starfire for teentitans go)
Um not to be mean or anything but why is it depression ?
@@dhimanbiswas1117 well it's hard to explain but I had depression basically my whole life and it's not really having an easy topic for me to bring up
Oh ok I won't judge u or anything but ur doing like a sayori kinda but if u really do then I am very sorry if u want my advice talk to the person who cares u the most one day u will become fine and will be free of depression
* jumps*I I have crippling depression
1:09
Me: *diD I hEaR SodApOp*
Brain: thinks of the the outsiders
Me: starts crying
me too bro 😭 that book made me cry so much
😤😭DO IT FOR JOHNNY!
R.I.P JOHNNY 😭
*Boar Kun 1*
*Boar Kun 2*
*Boar Kun 3*
*Boar Kun 4*
*Boar Kun 5*
There you go, Bigum.
Inosuke?
"I AM HUNGARY"
Migu Bike: well yeah after a night of cooking MARSHMALLOWS
"Yandere Boat Crash = better name" -Bijuu Mike, 2019
👏👏😂
me: *sees thumbnail and clicks without reading title
also me: is this sakura school
bijuu: HENTIE ISLAND!!!
me: NANI!!
“I HAVE PEOPLE”
“YOU SEE FALL INTO SEA FROM BOAT”
“I HAVE CAME TO THIS ISLAND”
*breathes in*
*yelling* “OKAYYYYY”
Thanks for making this video it cheered me up. :)
*goes to McDonalds*
Lady: “Hello ma’am, what can I get ya?”
Me: cAn I hAvE 4 bOars?
Bijuu Mike: *clicks game*
UA-cam: ÒwÔ
“No views, 163 likes, 61 comments” *eXcUsEtH mE*
Are you Rouxls Card?
Whut UA-cam you HiGh Or CRAZY
You tube is drunk again.
I subscribed to your channel Libi
this happened to me 2 seconds after pewdipie posted
No one:
Legit no soul:
Recommended:
*this video with HEN"TIE"*
"lEaVe DeKu OuT oF tHiS!!"
Yes. Please leave the cinnamon roll out of this
Bijuu Mike: "Yandere boat crash would've been better."
Me: *SAME THINKING.*
Mike: Leave Deku out of this!
Me: Yeah! He's an innocent broccoli who fell in love with a Peppermint!!!
Amazing
XD YAS
@@LocalLettuceMan People hate me for shipping TodoBaku, I'm not surprised
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
*What do you mean?*
I can already tell from the title this video is going to be cursed lmao
*Rest in peace angry moms*
Past: I'm sure they will choose a good game for me...
Present: *Am I a joke to you?*
why senpai looking like 1 april fool yandere male rivals from the henti teacher?
I have been subscribed for, like, a year but I only just now noticed his glorious MCR shirt??????
5:33 "apparently it just never stops!"
Me: An InFiNiTy StOnE, rIgHt?
(Please excuse my dumb jokes. 😂)
"If this video gets demonotized, make sure to leave a like."
*Exits full screen and goes to like then realises I ready liked when I clicked on the video*
I do that too much.
I always do that lmao
Kids, this is why we don't watch horror movies.
You'd get demonetized.
Like I am now.
SCRUB OF THE DAY IS BACK!!!!
*runs around doing backflips*...imaginary backflips. I'm not that energetic :,)
*nEvEr kNeW tHiS wOuLd hApPeN.*
*but to be honest it was our fault hahaha.*
*whispers.* *we dont regret what we did beat your bike.*
WOOOOOOH! SCRUB OF THE DAYYYYYYYYY! I DID BACKFLIPS WHEN I HEARD THAT IT WAS ALOUD! Here are 5 bores. Also, thank you Goncy!
I mean what did you expect?
You trusted "US"!
Ultimate Oc
united
states ?
@@ummtulip no us, as in people.
Ultimate Oc
it’s a joke
@@ummtulip holy cow that joke went right over my head.
THAT USUALLY DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ME!!!
Ultimate Oc
;)
TECHNICALLY you put it on the poll , therefore , its your fault 😏
''Leave Deku out of this''
Yes we need to prottecc Young Midoriya. Or else you'll get bad grammar like this game
*Going into a restaurant be like*
Waiter: hello would you like to try our special today it is a very exotic pasta
Girls: NO I WANT FOUR BOARS GIVE ME BOOOOOARSSSSS
Yeah, when I walk into a restaurant I be like: gimme the usual.
3:26 the movie you’re taking about with Tom Hanks is Cast away.
That movie was sad :,(
WILSON!!!!
Do you know what was in that one package he never opened?
_Fan_ FoRlYfE I haven’t seen the movie in awhile. So I forgot
But it had a bs ending
Eve the Gacha fox true
I barely realized you hit 2 million subscribers! Congrats! 🎉❤
Okay so I thought she had a dress on that the developers just was lazy to get a clothing model for....but no...she’s just naked. Thank you Ganzi (figured somewhat out how to spell it) for editing the dress in!
4:43 that moment when the kinky stuff starts and you get scared cause your mom walked in
HELLO FELLOW WEEBS: we must save this man from the hent.. NO THIS IS FAMILY FRIENDY but someone get this man some juice 🤦
🥤
We need tge holy water
Brb, I'm bouta boil the hell outta some water for beet juice mike
Xplr and trap house
Skadoot skaday the scrup of the day!
*garbs popcorn and juice for a 1 second presentation*
I swear someone is going to r/ihavereddit me but
r/boneappletea
O god Bijuu mike Just got traumatized: leave like for Mike's well being.
Bijuu Mike: OH JESUS
Me: Oh God Mike
That movie you were on about was Kansuke's Island (or Keep, idk which). It's based off of a book written by Micheal Morpurgo.
Fun fact! Quite a lot of mothers and dads probably don’t even know what hentie is!
Well, mine don’t, idk bout u, but when they hear Mike say: “Just know ur child did this. “
Then they know somethings up
5 boars. I’m so happy that the scrubs are back. 😂 btw Ilysm. Hopefully you see this cause I want to thank you for making me laugh everyday. Lately I’ve been going back and re watching your UA-cam videos. They have been making me laugh so much. Thank you so much for making me laugh. Once again Ilysm. 😇👌🏻😂💕
Bijuu Mike: oh what game should I play?
His subscribers: we're about to end this man's whole career.
*My notifications hates me real bad.. I keep being late*
Same
same here buddy
Same here
Same
when playing the first time:
Bijuu Mike:Oh, it is so frickin' family friendly!
A few moments later...
Girl:"DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP?"
Bijuu Mike:Sure-
*Bijuu Mike clicks act 1"
Bijuu Mike:OH GOD...
Bijuu: "Do you like hen-"
Yt: We can demonize him if he says it!
Bijuu: "-ti???"
Yt: Dang it! So, so close.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
😅😂
Kapi: 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whenever I see ads on your videos, I'm not sad, I'm glad you got paid!
We all know the next video another email from the angry mother:
“THIS IS SICKENING”
Lol
1:08 Anybody else pause and read that?
I just wanted to know what it said
YASSH SCRUB OF DA DAY! *Does backflips and back bendovers when he says not to* IDC I LOVE IT
Lol
Bijuu.. Bijuu, bud. It's currently 1AM and I'm trying not to laugh my butt off, this video isn't helping xd (this is great by the way lol)
*sees thumbnail*
I can already tell this game is gonna be the death of all of us
*Sees video*
Wow this is actually kinda good
When he drank water there could have been a shrimp god there that's why you don't drink ocean water.
Bijuu: "I ToTallY dIdNT dO AnYTHinG!!!!!111!!1"
Me: "But You Put The Answer In The Poll....."
And that is why I voted for it.
I thought it was a Sakura School simulator update lol
*Sees* profile pic
@@koukoupuffs2470 lol
...
Bijuu Mike: **tries to make family friendly content**
UA-cam: Demonetization!
Bijuu Mike: **plays hentai game**
UA-cam: Monetization for you.
Bijuu Mike has a reverse card.
And he just used it.
Wow it it suuuuuuuuuuuper family friendly TOTALLY did not have to censor anything AT ALL
Btw, I love your channel
Hi I love you channel bijuu mike
Your a perv did you watch the video
@@CaraFrogWhitehouse he said channel not this video
I love how that ship somehow defied the laws of physics and sank the opposite way that it should have 😂
I accidentally pressed Watch on TV, and my mom was confused...
Really?
Steps of Okatu
1:hentai
2:Lolis
3:Actual good anime
4:back to hentai
5:JOJO’S BIZZARE ADVENTURE
6:Your Ded
Pastel_Roses hush
Oh my
me but skip lolis
4:42 "why my peepee up?" says bijuu mike
...how..?
When he made the Yandere on Ice joke I laughed way harder than I should've cause i'm in love with Yuri on Ice
Who else clicked fast as a tornado? Like if u did
Tornados aren't fast
Angel lopez oops lol I forgot. I meant really fast. Or an f5 tornado. Those are fast
Haha! Tornados cannot click you silly poopoo head
Darius Jones this one can (as in me). And don’t call me a poopoo head, or I’ll have to report you.
@@nonbinaryfrog1186 fair enough
Also no report me I'm not gonna call u a poopoo head anymore
-ya poopoo head-
I want school girls simulator
*leave deku out of this-*
Poor innocent deku...
Mike: There's no reason- no reason at all- for us to do Maths homework.
Everyone felt that.
HOW DARE YOU MIRDER ONE PF MY KIND?!? You... killed... a Fox... AND LAUGHED AT IT