Baldis Basics Plus: IN SCHOOL SUSPENSION

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  • Опубліковано 6 лип 2020
  • It's time to look at the special modes in Baldi's Basics PLUS... how impossible are they?
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  • @dimkadimintrifeline8653
    @dimkadimintrifeline8653 3 роки тому +2638

    So, Baldi can hear doors opening across a huge school building, yet his ears somehow tune out the loudness of the grappling hook continuously clanging around? XD

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 3 роки тому +158

      It's so loud it's silent.

    • @controngames8308
      @controngames8308 3 роки тому +85

      And also Mark screaming constantly

    • @vokani5421
      @vokani5421 3 роки тому +81

      @@controngames8308 Imagine if they made it to where Baldi could hear people when they are talking...that would screw over Mark bigtime, no offense Mark.

    • @danielvakser9993
      @danielvakser9993 3 роки тому +33

      His ears must be bleeding from how loud the grappling hooks really are.

    • @arrowhead8856
      @arrowhead8856 3 роки тому +25

      Baldi doesn't even have ears 😔

  • @danielzhu7194
    @danielzhu7194 3 роки тому +5006

    Markiplier: _chooses speed mode_
    Baldi: *PULLS OUT A M A C H I N E G U N*

  • @kitanalathrope5230
    @kitanalathrope5230 3 роки тому +2553

    “Hi, my name is markiplier. Welcome back to Baldi’s Basics, which is this game.
    With this guy.
    And that ruler.
    That is going to fit.
    *Somewhere in me.”*

  • @supershyguy1680
    @supershyguy1680 3 роки тому +1030

    I love how poofy and floofy Mark's hair is, thank you Momiplier.

    • @Byebyeyoutube666
      @Byebyeyoutube666 3 роки тому +8

      15:36

    • @user-dk7tg6jm3p
      @user-dk7tg6jm3p 2 роки тому +6

      I used to play mario kart on my old tv on an xbox 360, truly nostalgic.
      (Ur pfp)

    • @supershyguy1680
      @supershyguy1680 2 роки тому +3

      @@user-dk7tg6jm3p Nice, I used to play a lot of games on my PS2 and 360 as well so I'm there with ya' too

    • @user-dk7tg6jm3p
      @user-dk7tg6jm3p 2 роки тому +3

      @@supershyguy1680 am not alone yey

    • @AssassinIronMan
      @AssassinIronMan Місяць тому

      I wonder if he kept using it 🤔

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 роки тому +6290

    Mark bragging about how lovely and puffy his hair is.
    Well now you're just outright rubbing it in Baldi's face.

    • @theaitokyo
      @theaitokyo 3 роки тому +218

      *the baldness intensifies*

    • @omni_mtb3210
      @omni_mtb3210 3 роки тому +122

      @@theaitokyo no, the slapping intensifies lol

    • @celielolz3842
      @celielolz3842 3 роки тому +11

      LOL 😂😂😂

    • @billiam7546
      @billiam7546 3 роки тому +39

      mark tends to push buttons that dont belong to him *camra pans over to Wade waving with a dumb smile*

    • @justacrusader1896
      @justacrusader1896 3 роки тому +24

      Mark:my hair is super fluffy 😅
      Baldi:😢

  • @trikitrikitriki
    @trikitrikitriki 3 роки тому +2832

    "Your legs don't work so you use a grappling hook." I'd love to replace my wheelchair with that

    • @dragonfanatic2002
      @dragonfanatic2002 3 роки тому +74

      You would have to wear some real heavy duty clothes or else you’d get some serious rug burn

    • @el4061
      @el4061 3 роки тому +103

      DragonLuvr no, you could just use the grappling hooks to pull you along in your wheelchair

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix 3 роки тому +30

      just sit in the wheelchair, but use the hook to pull you

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 3 роки тому +49

      As long as you don't spam it in random directions, you're good to go :D

    • @severalpigeons6946
      @severalpigeons6946 3 роки тому +54

      One one hand, you'd kill any chance you ever had of getting your legs better.
      On the other hand, you'd look *rad as hell*

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello Рік тому +56

    The pure, raw horror and shock on Mark’s face when he first encounters Mrs. Pomp is truly something special.

  • @has-been-hot3l
    @has-been-hot3l 3 роки тому +743

    Mark: None of you care about this
    Literally all 26.3M subscribers: *would willingly watch a full length video of him reviewing shampoo his mom gave him*

  • @beepboop7651
    @beepboop7651 3 роки тому +913

    Tips for Mark!
    1) There is a new character on the 3rd floor you haven’t met.
    2) There’s another jumpscare if you miss the teachers class.

    • @leomartinez8382
      @leomartinez8382 3 роки тому +18

      You missed the water fountain

    • @TheMindaeva
      @TheMindaeva 3 роки тому +57

      3) 5+4 isn't 1

    • @melissasmith6152
      @melissasmith6152 3 роки тому +6

      @@TheMindaeva he thought it was 5-4

    • @asystole_
      @asystole_ 3 роки тому +8

      @@leomartinez8382 he missed a tinted rock

    • @Fin_Eetu
      @Fin_Eetu 3 роки тому

      Very helpful tips...

  • @Max-lb9pd
    @Max-lb9pd 3 роки тому +2690

    The game: "Jumpscares are pretty light in this version of the game"
    LIXIAN: "Don't worry I got this"

  • @12caratjules
    @12caratjules 2 роки тому +43

    Mark talking about the Shampoo his mother gave him is incredibly wholesome

  • @Kofe_Kammie
    @Kofe_Kammie 3 роки тому +79

    "Hi, my name is Markiplier. welcome back to Baldi's basics. with this guy, and this ruler that is going to fit somewhere inside of me."
    perfect pt.2 intro

  • @aspin_
    @aspin_ 3 роки тому +1556

    Rules of the stealth game: use chalk erasers, lockers, AND YOUR MAP, to hide from the principals
    5 minutes later
    Mark: “Oh I can use the map!”

    • @notblagh7304
      @notblagh7304 3 роки тому +3

      i read this comment RIGHT after he said that😂

    • @aspin_
      @aspin_ 3 роки тому +1

      Emillia Lawler my plan is working perfectly

    • @OpticRED10
      @OpticRED10 3 роки тому +1

      Same about the map

  • @Daniel-dw9pd
    @Daniel-dw9pd 3 роки тому +2866

    Mark: stealthy mode is *impossible*
    Old mark beating fnaf: *shame*

    • @jordanyu1035
      @jordanyu1035 3 роки тому +41

      I agree with you. Shame, New Mark

    • @cosmicmuse2195
      @cosmicmuse2195 3 роки тому +119

      To be fair, you can tell when he isn't enjoying a game and just playing for views. FNAF is a franchise he likes, this one you can tell just frustrates him. Why should he try on something he clearly is just playing because his viewers heckle him into doing it?

    • @exterminator9676
      @exterminator9676 3 роки тому +51

      @@cosmicmuse2195 That's very true. I don't understand why he doesn't like it because it's basically the same kind of "infuriating horror" style that FNAF has but then again, humans have different tastes and that's what makes us unique and different.

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen 3 роки тому +69

      @@exterminator9676 Fnaf has a very different feel to it, since in it your character is stationary and in a legitimately scary environment. It makes sense people would prefer one over the other.

    • @imbob99999
      @imbob99999 3 роки тому +5

      @@exterminator9676 why r u angery and telepor mrak.

  • @shiffr0n
    @shiffr0n 3 роки тому +127

    When u run out of stamina, use the water fountains on the wall. They replenish your stamina

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 3 роки тому

      @desmond wahab what? I think you meant to post this as a comment, not a reply

    • @Peeshart47
      @Peeshart47 3 роки тому

      And that's a stolen comment from The Adicy Games...wow.
      (Also sorry if I spelt that wrong)

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 3 роки тому +1

      @@Peeshart47 the acidity games

    • @Peeshart47
      @Peeshart47 3 роки тому

      @@rowboat10 haha thanks

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 3 роки тому

      @@Peeshart47 no problem man

  • @SladesGirl
    @SladesGirl 3 роки тому +108

    The reactions Mark has when he's really freaked out by something never fail to make me laugh

  • @lambsiire
    @lambsiire 3 роки тому +454

    "it's like attack on titan except with me and baldi"
    imagining baldi as a titan genuinely scares me

    • @CallofDutyBlackOps28
      @CallofDutyBlackOps28 3 роки тому +22

      oh god, now the "WOW!" makes sense.

    • @zombieby7884
      @zombieby7884 3 роки тому +9

      With a giant ruler to squish you

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 3 роки тому

      Soooo... would that make Baldi a poorly thought through nazi/Jewish metaphore by season 4?

  • @make2376
    @make2376 3 роки тому +1522

    *Markiplier in front of the principal*
    "I'm vaping too hard right now"

    • @V0idypoo
      @V0idypoo 3 роки тому +12

      The principal: BOI YOURE NOT DOIN IT TOO WELL, LEMME TEACH YA HOW TO DO IT!

    • @diobrando6131
      @diobrando6131 3 роки тому +2

      Curlyyummyxox he finna get schooled

    • @Jay1ent
      @Jay1ent 3 роки тому +1

      🌬

    • @alexritch6747
      @alexritch6747 3 роки тому

      It's 666 likes, hell yah!

    • @karen5916
      @karen5916 3 роки тому

      666 likes i wont ruin it

  • @oggermcduckling3274
    @oggermcduckling3274 3 роки тому +25

    "what are you doing with your life besides wasting it watching me?"
    Hit deeper than it should..

  • @ThunderUnrelenting
    @ThunderUnrelenting 3 роки тому +49

    Mark: “what am i supposed to do???”
    also Mark: *doesn’t read the fucking instructions*

  • @NovaValentine000
    @NovaValentine000 3 роки тому +2562

    18:48 Mark: "Is this a library, why is there a library?"
    Audience: it's a school

  • @ashleighzacharias4795
    @ashleighzacharias4795 3 роки тому +6118

    Lets all thank Momiplier for giving Mark shampoo that really makes the floof more amazing than usual

  • @flashy999
    @flashy999 3 роки тому +56

    "That's gonna fit....
    Somewhere in me."

  • @kingsteve9598
    @kingsteve9598 3 роки тому +18

    1:00 to 1:12 is my favorite part of this hes sceeaming like hes getting an entire rulee somewhere inside of him

    • @sus-yx9th
      @sus-yx9th 2 роки тому

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @json379
    @json379 3 роки тому +798

    Mark: “That ruler....is gonna fit somewhere in me.”
    Everyone including Mark: *V I S I B L E D I S G U S T*

  • @McMango05
    @McMango05 3 роки тому +2174

    “I’m very good at the math” *flashbacks to when he said 5+4=1* Thanks for 2k guys! 🥳

  • @jaylondent4718
    @jaylondent4718 3 роки тому +83

    5:47 When your parents finds out you skipped school

  • @vitogamerin6035
    @vitogamerin6035 3 роки тому +16

    Baldi:Jumpscare
    Also baldi:satan face and sounds*

  • @Savage503
    @Savage503 3 роки тому +680

    TIPS ON HIDING IN LOCKERS.
    --------------------------
    The Blue colored lockers can be opened, and used for hiding from Baldi and other characters.
    However, when they are opened they make a sound that Baldi will hear; therefore he will know which locker the Player hides in.
    However, you can mask the noise of the lockers by using the Noise Phone, or if you input Baldi's Least Favorite Tape into the Tape Player BEFORE hiding in a locker..
    Hope these little tips helped you during your gameplay!
    Please like this comment so we can get Mark to read it so it can help him out too!!
    Thank You all!

    • @sebybab6579
      @sebybab6579 3 роки тому +30

      You can also use W/D no squee on them to make them silent so that baldi doesn't hear you

    • @BluPump
      @BluPump 3 роки тому +1

      @@sebybab6579 they removed it I thought

    • @Frogmoodparty
      @Frogmoodparty 3 роки тому +5

      @no nope You originally couldn't spray them but you can now. You can also enter and leave a locker quickly without Baldi seeing you in order to lure him towards the locker and potentially make him lose you

    • @pevvyi
      @pevvyi Рік тому

      Noise Phone? What type of advanced technology that a phone would disable a noise?

    • @deathahoy8971
      @deathahoy8971 Рік тому +1

      And he never played again….

  • @CallofDutyBlackOps28
    @CallofDutyBlackOps28 3 роки тому +671

    i love how breaking the old beta version of Baldi's Basics has led to a fun little challenge of speed and determination
    Edit: *Cough* I didn't know i was going to wake up with this many likes. I uh.. yeah.

  • @bearby3285
    @bearby3285 3 роки тому +33

    10:06 That made me burst out laughing

  • @snatcherthegreatone328
    @snatcherthegreatone328 2 роки тому +14

    Now I have the experience of watching Markiplier play Captain Levi's edition of Baldi's basics forever in my brain. Thank you sir I will never not enjoy your content.

  • @davidhiggins3719
    @davidhiggins3719 3 роки тому +669

    “I don’t know where I am”
    Another mark walks in*
    “There I am”
    Nice edits lixian
    15:01

    • @nola-
      @nola- 3 роки тому +26

      Lixian is the best

    • @fxrestmoon
      @fxrestmoon 3 роки тому +1

      Cozy Shark-

    • @ImJustAGuy612
      @ImJustAGuy612 3 роки тому +2

      Please change that profile pic

    • @lukassolo5320
      @lukassolo5320 3 роки тому +1

      Dorito Bag why?

    • @Cheems856
      @Cheems856 3 роки тому

      @@ImJustAGuy612 coming from a dorito bag

  • @anartistsorta1744
    @anartistsorta1744 3 роки тому +9721

    God, or whatever god they believe in or exists, please bless momiplier for doing a good job raising mark

    • @rosaaguilar648
      @rosaaguilar648 3 роки тому +263

      whoever doesn't will feel the wrath of baldi

    • @lexthedork4040
      @lexthedork4040 3 роки тому +111

      Koreans are usually Buddhist, so if Mark's mom is then the answer is no god. Buddha isn't a god.

    • @jaco-bean1286
      @jaco-bean1286 3 роки тому +31

      I believe I’m god, this month I do”

    • @pissy4476
      @pissy4476 3 роки тому +46

      RUNA What if a God does a exist? You never know.

    • @anartistsorta1744
      @anartistsorta1744 3 роки тому +118

      @RUNA omg your like totally edgy and cool♡♡ thats so cool of you i love guys who have negative inputs against other peoples good wishes when it comes to religion♡♡ dont cut yourself with all that edge ♡ god bless lol

  • @Mrk12132
    @Mrk12132 3 роки тому +11

    13:48 WHAT MARK

  • @chagito1113
    @chagito1113 3 роки тому +11

    "If someone tries to touch you in a place or way you don't like, *that's no good."*
    Baldi: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

  • @cyreptus4604
    @cyreptus4604 3 роки тому +741

    Imagine you go into the locker and the principal just sees tons of smoke coming from the locker

    • @nixrs1441
      @nixrs1441 3 роки тому +48

      No smoking in the locker in the halls

    • @aquafoof7043
      @aquafoof7043 3 роки тому +13

      Your profile picture made me think there was a hair on my screen

    • @Jay1ent
      @Jay1ent 3 роки тому +2

      Aquafoof dark mode

    • @michealmyers6938
      @michealmyers6938 3 роки тому +2

      Aquafoof t u r n d a r k m o d e o n

    • @cdavidson1612
      @cdavidson1612 3 роки тому

      No smoking in the halls DETENTION FOR YOU

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 роки тому +716

    Mark: " _Baldi._ You have met your match."
    Baldi: >passive, unimpressed stare

    • @duolotl
      @duolotl 3 роки тому +10

      Coincidentally I read this the exact moment he said it

    • @jefferey_92
      @jefferey_92 3 роки тому +2

      Hasn't seen a comment from you recently, I was worried

  • @WindiChilliwack
    @WindiChilliwack 3 роки тому +24

    Game Jumpscares Mark:
    Darkiplier: You chose to die here, very well.

  • @Somedude018
    @Somedude018 3 роки тому +10

    19:22 MADE IN HEAVEN! TIME IS ACCELERATING!

    • @wbat5816
      @wbat5816 7 місяців тому

      19:27 🎵BEAT MODE🎵

  • @your_localidoit2998
    @your_localidoit2998 3 роки тому +407

    Mark: *whistles to the tune of the Principal*
    Me: *Fascinated because I've never heard him whistle that good*

  • @pacific.cooled
    @pacific.cooled 3 роки тому +226

    “The ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me” -Markiplier 2020

  • @lord_kimkichi
    @lord_kimkichi 2 роки тому +5

    Im rewatching this and I just love Marks Fluffy hair and the fact he stops to talk about how wholesome his mom is.

  • @hylianespeon3062
    @hylianespeon3062 3 роки тому +16

    18:05 this is the sound my dryer makes when it's done lol. My first instinct told me to check it. I wonder where they got the sound

  • @wiytchery
    @wiytchery 3 роки тому +126

    mark: ...with a ruler thats gonna fit somewhere inside me...
    baldi: *comes down the hallway slapping at 110 m/h*

    • @sparrowhogue8496
      @sparrowhogue8496 3 роки тому +8

      Ok, I seriously read that as clapping instead of slapping and it just made me laugh even harder than I already was XD

    • @skeleton7067
      @skeleton7067 3 роки тому +2

      Thats slow

    • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
      @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 3 роки тому +1

      @@sparrowhogue8496 he comin to clap those Markiplier buttcheeks

  • @RizkiMankind
    @RizkiMankind 3 роки тому +166

    “That ruler.. That’s gonna fit somewhere in me”
    ..... We’ll leave that to your imaginations...

    • @Kno_One
      @Kno_One 3 роки тому +9

      Unus Annus list of video ideas

    • @sleepysansy9096
      @sleepysansy9096 3 роки тому +10

      My mind went to a baaad place-

    • @nathanielrainford888
      @nathanielrainford888 3 роки тому +8

      Come on guys be mature he is just going to stick it up his nose to make a funny face
      Right... right

    • @ninjakon1644
      @ninjakon1644 3 роки тому +1

      That Radical Fresh Sans same here

    • @epickduk
      @epickduk 3 роки тому

      Obviously he's talking about his urethra

  • @FridayNathanielFreeman
    @FridayNathanielFreeman 2 роки тому +17

    4:01
    Mark: *goes around the corner
    It's A Bully: bubye

    • @leonardorolingstella8554
      @leonardorolingstella8554 3 місяці тому

      Yeah the Bully doesn’t stay put he moves after 3 minutes if he didn’t rob the player yet

  • @eligilbert7752
    @eligilbert7752 3 роки тому +65

    "It's like Attack on Titan, but it's me and Baldi" ahem* gentlemen I present to you, Attack by Baldi

  • @pimpimIing
    @pimpimIing 3 роки тому +685

    Mark: "Not the worst way that I had to deal with traveling."
    Me: ~Remembers Mark playing I Am Bread~
    Also Me: "Fair."

    • @sleepysansy9096
      @sleepysansy9096 3 роки тому +20

      Me- Also remembers him playing Getting over it* Yeah pretty fair

    • @NearAir
      @NearAir 3 роки тому

      Me: Remembers Mark playing Getting Over It
      Also me: Undisputable

    • @shadowfoxy9591
      @shadowfoxy9591 3 роки тому

      Very fair 😂

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha 3 роки тому

      remember him playing Vanish

  • @mastergreenfox6004
    @mastergreenfox6004 3 роки тому +1430

    Mark: "Wait, stop."
    Video: *Stops*
    Me: *Momentary confusion till I realize the internet dropped*

  • @skullbashstudios8187
    @skullbashstudios8187 3 роки тому +14

    7:39
    Trying to get in your bed before your parents find out your awake on a school night

  • @Makycardia
    @Makycardia 3 роки тому +23

    I was wheezing at Baldi's machine gun slapping XD

  • @hughman6614
    @hughman6614 3 роки тому +595

    Mark: Hides in locker
    Baldi: *One-Punch Man Serious Sidesteps*

    • @dasaniwater1618
      @dasaniwater1618 3 роки тому +8

      Yes and they’re both bald

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 3 роки тому +3

      One slap man

    • @fishingguitargames9675
      @fishingguitargames9675 3 роки тому

      hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahhaahahhaahahaahaahaha
      hahahahahahahaha.

  • @bunni_zen
    @bunni_zen 3 роки тому +272

    Mark: That ruler is going to fit.. Somewhere in me.
    Amy, Bob, Wade and all of Marks other friends: you wanna tell us something?

  • @o11ie_0
    @o11ie_0 3 роки тому +26

    Lixians edits are just the cherry on top when it comes to marks videos. I don’t think he gets enough credit. Great job Lixian. :)
    Edit: Marks face when the teacher lady walks by is hilarious.

  • @skittstuff
    @skittstuff 2 роки тому +9

    Baldi wanting to play hide and seek with his students makes him ALMOST seem like a decent teacher. Until he catches them I guess. Also the concept of Mark's mom watching his videos cracks me up, I hope she's proud :)

  • @Camila1010
    @Camila1010 3 роки тому +494

    Mark: “Ooh my hair is so fluffy”
    Me: *FLOOF THE HAIR FOR POWER!*

  • @harmoniousdiscord7411
    @harmoniousdiscord7411 3 роки тому +632

    Mark: Not the worst way of... travelling
    *Flashbacks to getting over it*

  • @memegamers2599
    @memegamers2599 3 роки тому +16

    13:38 I laughed so hard i nearly died...XDXD!!!

  • @GrenFlem
    @GrenFlem 3 роки тому +5

    3:35 - 3:50 thats the best clip ever

  • @chilly7482
    @chilly7482 3 роки тому +271

    Markiplier: *searches the purpose of the dirty chalk eraser*
    Also Markiplier: *didn't do any research on the importance of enchanting table and technically waste some lapiz and experience*

    • @reinhardtwilhelm835
      @reinhardtwilhelm835 3 роки тому +5

      Look for my comment on that video and get other people to like it. It has all the information Mark needs for that thing.

    • @redact8161
      @redact8161 3 роки тому +1

      @@reinhardtwilhelm835 Why do you deserve any like promotion when Mark can just look up that information for himself. Plus it's not like some ancient information that only you know, most players do. Therefore your information holds little value worthy of liking.
      If Mark really wants to know he'll look it up from his own accord, or at the very least, hopefully, see a comment that doesn't request likes or the fetching of such.

  • @kayleegordon8880
    @kayleegordon8880 3 роки тому +827

    mark: "i used it and look how poofy my hair is, it's sO pOOFY-"
    me: haha mark hair go ✨p o o f✨
    thank you for the shampoo momiplier

  • @johnblabla4672
    @johnblabla4672 3 роки тому +6

    Markliplier: *talks*
    bladi: be quiet or ill stick my ruler up the place where the sun dont shine

  • @eternal6434
    @eternal6434 3 роки тому +12

    I love how mark actually moves his facecam so we can see how many notebooks he has

  • @jamesmical3851
    @jamesmical3851 3 роки тому +617

    Nobody:
    Grapple mode: *when your legs dont work like they used to before*

  • @littlefnafxz5456
    @littlefnafxz5456 3 роки тому +8

    1:34 HIS HAIR DOWN IS AMAZING!

  • @nolanstone7533
    @nolanstone7533 3 роки тому +9

    " Hi, my name is markiplier, and welcome to baldis basics, this game, with this guy, with this ruler, that's gonna fit somewhere in me. EhhHEHEHhhe"

  • @gabrielitomfg
    @gabrielitomfg 3 роки тому +320

    *Warning Screen Flashing Incoming*
    Me with a Headache: is this some sort of joKE?

    • @billiam7546
      @billiam7546 3 роки тому +6

      :WARNING! Screen Flashing Incoming:
      Me: with epilepsy is this some sort of joKE?
      The Epileptic people in the comments section:
      😂😂😯😯😥😥😥😱😱😱😱😱

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 3 роки тому +2

      Gotta sweep sweep swetjcdijddjknfd!

    • @gabrielitomfg
      @gabrielitomfg 3 роки тому

      @@billiam7546 lmao yESss

    • @gabrielitomfg
      @gabrielitomfg 3 роки тому

      @@sleepykitty8918 lmao yes

    • @itskazooie3461
      @itskazooie3461 3 роки тому +1

      The flashing not so annoying but headphones and slapping not good

  • @Khazaboom
    @Khazaboom 3 роки тому +776

    Why does the teacher look like a mutant Pez dispenser..?! :O

    • @Plaguecoric
      @Plaguecoric 3 роки тому +25

      LMAO THE NEW ONE?? YEAH SHE DOES

    • @ImSoDoneWithYall
      @ImSoDoneWithYall 3 роки тому +23

      Her name is Mrs.Pomp, she’s a head in a shoe, and she scares me

    • @patrickroxas5873
      @patrickroxas5873 3 роки тому +9

      bro the first time I saw her I dropped my phone on my face, wtf is that monstrosity

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter 3 роки тому +3

      Shit you have a point

    • @zombieby7884
      @zombieby7884 3 роки тому +3

      She honestly looks like a god damn photoshop meme xD

  • @megarayquaza9054
    @megarayquaza9054 3 роки тому +23

    Random Citizen: Hi
    Me: Hi
    Also my Introverted ass 5 minutes later: 0:09

  • @amatanata
    @amatanata 3 роки тому +4

    That last death literally made mark sound like a deep voiced Luigi

  • @Crystix
    @Crystix 3 роки тому +271

    10:42 “no being in school aft- *BRRRRRrrRrRrRrRR* “

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 3 роки тому +252

    Mark: Oh god i need more run!
    Also Mark: *Casually passing by all of the water fountains*

  • @mevi-smolsummoner
    @mevi-smolsummoner 3 роки тому +10

    He made AOT Reference and I'm so happy
    Also who's excited for the final season

  • @christinabroderick6161
    @christinabroderick6161 3 роки тому +3

    "My hair is so fluffy :3''
    -Bach Fichmark

  • @curlyhairjess
    @curlyhairjess 3 роки тому +147

    "That ruler is going to fit somewhere inside of me" - Mark Edward Fischbach 2020

  • @Hm-br1xg
    @Hm-br1xg 3 роки тому +2786

    Mark is the only man on this Earth that can turn every game sexual

    • @FormulaFanboy
      @FormulaFanboy 3 роки тому +92

      That's a skill literally anyone can easily possess.
      EDIT: Guys. Guys. _Guys._
      I never said I don't like Mark and I certainly understood the "joke". I was critiquing the wording. If this was instead worded as "Gotta love how Mark turns every game s[e]xual" or something, I wouldn't have commented. _I don't think you quite understand what a whoosh is._

    • @dazza2350
      @dazza2350 3 роки тому +94

      @@FormulaFanboy do you not know what a joke is

    • @terroryaki9042
      @terroryaki9042 3 роки тому +35

      Formula Fanboy Not like Marki tho U^U

    • @miniman9121
      @miniman9121 3 роки тому +32

      Formula Fanboy r/woooosh

    • @bumbleghost4900
      @bumbleghost4900 3 роки тому +11

      what abt jay

  • @Illuminoid_
    @Illuminoid_ 3 роки тому +7

    1:47 attack on budget

  • @correlzent6074
    @correlzent6074 3 роки тому +8

    “Sweep sweep sweep” “AOUJJJ”

  • @jw-vs7wh
    @jw-vs7wh 3 роки тому +106

    mark: "don't you watch all my videos?"
    me: yes i do.
    mark: "why not?"
    me: i-...... i do....

  • @blakie5976
    @blakie5976 3 роки тому +37

    Everyone's talking about the ruler bit, but can we just talk about how sweet Mark's relationship with his mom is? That shampoo bit was so wholesome

  • @snowheart4077
    @snowheart4077 3 роки тому +4

    "I don't know where I am...
    - There I am!"
    15:00

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky 6 місяців тому +1

    3:35 I have never seen such pure, petrified horror before

  • @Ghost-dq1he
    @Ghost-dq1he 3 роки тому +56

    _Literally less than 10 seconds in_
    *"This guy and this ruler will fit somewhere in me."*
    -Markiplier 2020

  • @DaphnaCzako
    @DaphnaCzako 3 роки тому +136

    *Sees 5 + 4*
    Mark: *desperately repeating one over and over again*
    Me: huh??

    • @chanceshadow
      @chanceshadow 3 роки тому +3

      He probably was thinking of 5 - 4 which does equal 1.

    • @KaiSub
      @KaiSub 3 роки тому

      He tried it once?

  • @isaiahcollins1877
    @isaiahcollins1877 Рік тому +3

    10:06 he was literally cooking for his life

  • @Ray-bq9ue
    @Ray-bq9ue 3 роки тому +7

    now im just imagining Levi Ackerman zooming away from Hanji Zoe
    and im laughing so much it hurts!!!!!!

    • @caIyps0
      @caIyps0 3 роки тому +1

      n e w a u h e a d c a n o n

  • @ari1758
    @ari1758 3 роки тому +369

    Mark: Ooo my hairrrr is so fluffy
    [Everyone liked that]

    • @arnavbibra4958
      @arnavbibra4958 3 роки тому +2

      Alopex Lagopus it doesn’t work like that

    • @SCP-vx3qj
      @SCP-vx3qj 3 роки тому

      1:18

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko 3 роки тому +1

      wholesome keanu chungus 100 gold moment

    • @bye7522
      @bye7522 3 роки тому

      [I liked that]

  • @CheeseSpaghetti42
    @CheeseSpaghetti42 3 роки тому +2051

    “ That ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me “
    -Markiplier 2020
    Im really close to my goal, anyone mind helping

  • @CherryPawCreations
    @CherryPawCreations 3 роки тому +3

    10:13 that elevator buzz sound is exactly the sound my washing machine makes when it finishes a cycle XD

  • @LEO-DA-BOI
    @LEO-DA-BOI 2 роки тому +3

    The jump scares r making me die by laughing cause he add the eyes and mouth I hope he add more

  • @staleloser6459
    @staleloser6459 3 роки тому +264

    Mark taking a second to talk about momiplier buying him new shampoo is probably the most wholesome thing I've seen in a while

  • @hayden4361
    @hayden4361 3 роки тому +45

    Mark: my mom got me some puffy hair shampoo
    Everyone liked that

  • @madamekipperoni7598
    @madamekipperoni7598 3 роки тому +1

    Mark didn't get to see the actual heart wrenching terror that comes with missing Mrs. Pomp's class

  • @deadlight4290
    @deadlight4290 3 роки тому +794

    Just imagine if Mark gets a auto-clicker for the grappling hook mode.

    • @devinstey5183
      @devinstey5183 3 роки тому +6

      Breh yers

    • @deadlight4290
      @deadlight4290 3 роки тому +7

      Dang thx for all the likes

    • @teddithan
      @teddithan 3 роки тому +4

      Oh Lord no.

    • @shelleytoland4704
      @shelleytoland4704 3 роки тому +1

      Alex Martinez that’s like barely any likes or do you mean

    • @deadlight4290
      @deadlight4290 3 роки тому +5

      Shelley Lauren, I never had this many likes before that’s what I mean

  • @elidjz6210
    @elidjz6210 3 роки тому +50

    ''Not the worst way i had with the traveling''
    Getting over it flashbacks.

  • @doveydoos
    @doveydoos 3 роки тому +34

    just quickly, thank you for the flashing screen warning! my partner suffers from epilepsy and we love watching your videos together so this was very helpful; don't see too many videos with this much care for their viewers and disorders that may be triggered throughout a video so thank you Mark and LIXIAN !!

    • @lyrablack8621
      @lyrablack8621 2 роки тому +1

      Idk if you've seen _Everything Everywhere All at Once_ yet, but if not, 1) you should see it! and 2) it should really have an epilepsy warning at a certain part; hopefully you see this before you see it so you and your partner can be safe c:

  • @NebTek
    @NebTek Рік тому +1

    Parents walked in right as Mark goes:
    "oooOOH MY hAir iS sO fLUFFY"

  • @missswiss6498
    @missswiss6498 3 роки тому +404

    Markiplier: "That ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me."
    Me: *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"* **SCREAMS**

    • @TiredLady
      @TiredLady 3 роки тому +11

      I absolutely adore your profile picture.

    • @seyho7527
      @seyho7527 3 роки тому +1

      ꧁ Shigaraki_Person ꧂ ok

    • @ratastic
      @ratastic 3 роки тому +3

      🤘☝️👆🦾☝️👆🦾☝️🎃☝️🖐🏽🎃☝️🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽😼☝️🖐🏽☝️☝️🖐🏽💀👆🤘👍💀🤘👎🏿💀🤘🤞🏾💀🤘🤞🏾💀🤘🤞🏾💀🤘💀🤞🏾🤘🤞🏾🤘🤞🏾🤘🤞🏾🤘🤞🏾🤘🤞🏾🤘🤘💀🤜💀🤞🏾💀🤜💀🤜🤜🤘🤑🤜🤘👹🤜👹🤜👹👌👹🤜🤘👹🤜👹👌🤟👹🤜👹👌🤜👹👌👹👌👆👹👹🤜👹👹🤜🤜🤜🤘🤜🤘🤞🏾🤘🤤🤜🤘🤤🤜🤘😧🤜🤘🤤🤜😧😧😧🤜🤘😧🤘😧🤜😧🤜😧😧😧🤘😧🤜😧🤜😧🤜🤘😧😧😧🤜🤘😧🤜😧🤜😧🤜🤘😧😧😧🤜🤘😧😧🤜🤘😧👌🤘🤤🤤🤤🤤👌🤜🤟🤤👌👆🤤🤤🤤🤟🤤👌👉🤤👌👉😦👉😴😴😴👉😴👌🤟😴🤜🤟😴🤜🤟😴😴😴🤜🤟🤤🤜🤟🤤🤜🤟🤤🤤🤤🤟🤤🤜🤤👉🤤🤤🤤🤟😴🤜🤟🤤🤜🤟😴🤤🤤🤜😷🖐🏽🤑🤏🥱🤤🤜🤘🤤👌🤘🤤🤤👌🤤👌🤤🤤👌🤤👌🤤🤤🤤👌🤤🤤👌🤤👌🤤🤤👌👉🤤🤤👌🤤👌🤤🤤👌👉🤤🤤👌🤤👌🤤👌👆🤤🤤👌👆🤤👌👉👌🤤👌👉👌👉👌👆👌👆👌👆👌👉👌👆🥴👌👆👌👆🤏🥴👆🤏👆😴🤏👆🤏😴👌😴👌👆🤏👆😴🤏🤏👆🤏👆😴👌👆🤏👆🤏😴👌👆🤏😴🤏😴🤘🤕🤟🤐🤜🤮🤟😴🤜🤢🤟😴🤜🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤👇🤤🤤👇🤤👇🤤🤤👇🤚👇🖐🏽☝️😴☝️🖐🏽☝️😴☝️🖐🏽😴☝️🖐🏽🤤👇🖐🏽🤤🖐🏽😴👇🖐🏽🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤👇👇🤚🤤👇🤚🤤👇🤚🤤👇🤚🤤🤚👇🖐🏽👇🤚👇😴👇🖐🏽☝️👆☝️👆👹👆🤏👆😴👆👌👆🤏👆🤏🤮👆🤏👆🤏👆🤏🥴👌👆👌👉👌👿👇👆👌👆👆😴👇🤕🖐🏽😴☝️🤢💪😴👇🤢💪😴👋🤤🖐🏽💪😴🖖💪🖖💪😴🖖💪😴💪😴💪😴🖕💪😴😴🖕🦶😴🦶😴🦶😴💪😦🖐🏽🤏👆🤏👆🤏👆🤏👆🤏🤘🤖👆🤖🤏😺👉🎃🤚👇👆☝️🖐🏽👇💀🖐🏽💀🤏👻👆☠️🤏👿👆💀☝️🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽☝️💀👇💀👇💀👆💪👻👇👻💀💀💀💀💀👇🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽☝️💀👇🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽☝️💀👇🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽💀👇🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽💀☝️🖐🏽🖐🏽☝️💀☝️🖐🏽🖐🏽☝️💀👇🖐🏽🖖👹👋👻👋🦾👋🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽🥴🥴🖖🥴🦾🥴🖖🤢🦾🤢🖖😴🦶😴🖕🤢😴🖕😴🦶😴🖖🤢🦶🥱🖕😴🖕🖖🦾👋🦾👋🦾🥴👋🦾👋🦾👋🦾🥴👋🦾👋🦾👋🥴🥴👋🥴🦾👋🦾😴🦾🥱👋😴🖖🦾👋🥱🦾👋🦾🥱🦾👋🦾👋🖐🏽👋🖖👋😼👇😼👆😻☝️😼🖐🏽😹👇😼👇🦾👋🦾👋🦾😼🖖😼🦾😼☝️😻🤚😼👇😼🖐🏽😻👋🖖🤖🦾🤖🦾😹🦶😹🦾👄🖕🦶🖕🦶😻🦿😾😻🦶😹😹👋🤲😾🦶😾😹✍️😻😾🖕🦵✍️🦵✍️🦵✍️🦵😾🖕🖕😻✍️🦾✍️🦾👋🦾👋🦵✍️😻✍️🦵🧙🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧👨‍👩‍👦👨‍👧👨‍👧‍👧👨‍👧👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍👦👩‍👧‍👧👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍👧‍👧👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧‍👧👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👔🥻👗👨‍👩‍👦👔👘👨‍👩‍👦🩱👢👩‍❤️‍👨🧤👟👢👟👩‍👦👢👞👩‍👦👢👢👩‍👦👞👩‍👦👞👩‍👦👞👩‍👦👞👩‍👦👞👞👩‍👦🧤👞🧤👞🧤👞👩‍👦👞👟👞👩‍👦👞🧤👞🧤👩‍👦👟🧤👟🧤👩‍👦

    • @theverycringenogoodname8453
      @theverycringenogoodname8453 3 роки тому +15

      @@ratastic What made you do this?
      Did it hurt you?
      Do you need help?

    • @quintinbutler4196
      @quintinbutler4196 3 роки тому +11

      @@ratasticWho's holding you hostage? How can we help?

  • @mc_sucklersama8094
    @mc_sucklersama8094 3 роки тому +45

    attack on titan - episode 115: Eren breaks his legs and is stuck in a school, so he must use his grappling hook to escape the crazy teacher trying to spank him aggressively with a ruler

    • @meganm2020
      @meganm2020 3 роки тому +5

      Change the teacher to Levi trying to spank Eren aggressively for not cleaning properly 😂

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 3 роки тому

      Megan M but baldi