Humans Didn't Get The Memo | 2391 | Short HFY Sci-Fi

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  • Опубліковано 7 чер 2024
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    00:00 Intro
    00:08 Humans Didn't Get The Memo by FarmWhich4275
    #ScienceFiction #Storytime #scifi
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    George's Lament - Go By Ocean _ Ryan McCaffrey
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    This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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    HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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    Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
    Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
    In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 87

  • @ChaosLierLen
    @ChaosLierLen 28 днів тому +71

    "We, Humanity, have gotten your memo. But seeing as it's a silly ass memo, we have elected to ignore it."

  • @theamiralgarner
    @theamiralgarner 28 днів тому +88

    Human: we saw the laws of the universe and we did not like them, we decides to rewrite them to our liking

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 28 днів тому +15

      As the great poet said... I reject your reality and substitute my own.

    • @theamiralgarner
      @theamiralgarner 28 днів тому +3

      @@leechowning2712 sao abridged, i see you are a man( or woman) of culture

    • @theengagedfew
      @theengagedfew 28 днів тому +3

      And the Universe decided to go along with that, after they noticed that we will go to war if the solar wind is blowing, and we want it to be still.

    • @leechowning8728
      @leechowning8728 28 днів тому

      @@theamiralgarner I was watching MB since their first season... I still laugh a lot about "am I missing an eyebrow".

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar 26 днів тому +20

    The memo : interstellar travel is impossible, star fleets are impossible, asteroid mining is impossible.
    Humanity : Memo ? What memo ? Go on and peacefully establish a galactic Commonwealth based on trust and collaboration.

  • @valtiel2589
    @valtiel2589 29 днів тому +123

    Thank you for narrating one of my silly scribblings :) a lot of other HFY authors did this concept before, i thought id try it too.

    • @cosmiccake791
      @cosmiccake791 28 днів тому +4

      Hello again regular writer 🥳

    • @thecrimsonfkr2818
      @thecrimsonfkr2818 28 днів тому +5

      Please scribble more

    • @deussalt4479
      @deussalt4479 28 днів тому +2

      I love the universe you're building. Each entry is always entertaining and fascinating.

    • @erichherman2753
      @erichherman2753 28 днів тому

      Thank you for your silly scribbles, you've become one of my faves authors in the hfy and tfos lineup.

    • @leightondoswell453
      @leightondoswell453 28 днів тому

      Fabulous work. Congratulations on a great story.

  • @mariokajin
    @mariokajin 28 днів тому +61

    The ‘memo’ aka the ‘hold my beer’.

  • @TheMariusDarkwolf
    @TheMariusDarkwolf 28 днів тому +15

    The universe: "FTL no worky"
    Humanity: "Excuse you! We didn't agree to that, and I know we sure as frack didn't sign anything like that. Here's our counter offer." Followed shortly by "Hey Bob, hold my beer!"

  • @davidvincent5701
    @davidvincent5701 28 днів тому +35

    Farm Witch and Legal Regal Eagle are some of the more subtle great story writers to get reviewed or narrated.

  • @henryarmstrong9300
    @henryarmstrong9300 28 днів тому +15

    Does anyone else find his natural speaking voice pleasantly soothing

    • @johnnyrotten3175
      @johnnyrotten3175 27 днів тому +5

      So glad that His throat surgery went well, and to have Him back narrating🥳

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 26 днів тому +3

      One of the Best.

  • @mackenziedrake
    @mackenziedrake Місяць тому +35

    Full uplift and follow-up support from someone who can end you in minutes is a pretty sweet deal. It makes sense. It's beautifully told, Agro. Thanks and good evening!

  • @coyotehavoc5118
    @coyotehavoc5118 28 днів тому +5

    "Old fantasy novels" bravisimo.

  • @el3g3le
    @el3g3le 28 днів тому +8

    10:52 "Here comes humanity... with the Internet."
    May god have mercy on your soul.

    • @brentmartin6833
      @brentmartin6833 28 днів тому +3

      I noticed the internet was a later introduction and hopefully the more "spicier" parts even later.
      Although once connected the kids will probably be hacking the parental blockers.

  • @Uzzgub
    @Uzzgub 28 днів тому +11

    A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

  • @DragonJohn
    @DragonJohn 28 днів тому +8

    This could really end up going only one of two ways: fluff and rainbows and everyone's happy, or everyone's happy because anyone who isn't disappears.

  • @artyd42
    @artyd42 Місяць тому +6

    This... "memo" literally sounds like a challenge. We all know what happens when someone says impossible.

  • @luangu
    @luangu 28 днів тому +2

    "Shop smart! Shop Star-Mart!"

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke 28 днів тому +16

    I hope the future is as bright as the story says it is. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful UA-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @TheSluglie
    @TheSluglie 28 днів тому +3

    'we reject your reality and replace it with our own' - humans probably

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 28 днів тому +3

    if only things were that simple
    thanks for a fascinating story and narration

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 28 днів тому +2

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    It's not so much that Humans are ambitious, it's more that no one else is.

  • @qtip392
    @qtip392 18 днів тому +2

    HFY FYI, there's been a major breakthrough in the concept of warp drives, they figured out the math that makes generating a warp bubble theoretically possible. Only restriction now is current tech and energy doesn't meet the material and power needs...yet

  • @deussalt4479
    @deussalt4479 28 днів тому +5

    Another wonderful story from FarmWhich. ❤
    For the Agro-rythm!

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 28 днів тому +9

    Yep, we're just too stubborn to understand the natural laws of the universe saying "NO".

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 28 днів тому +5

    Great story; Excellent narration! "Make it so!" 🙂

  • @selador11
    @selador11 28 днів тому +1

    Great story! Thank you. Although, I think I would rather down the wine, and not the glass... LOL

  • @UnitedArmsOrganization
    @UnitedArmsOrganization 27 днів тому +1

    Just wanted to drop you a message.
    Thank You for all you do, you Sir. Make my work day better, I am a dozer operator and although we are not supposed to have earbuds, I just put in one and listen to you all day.

  • @luzifershadres
    @luzifershadres 28 днів тому +2

    A good short story. Only one thing missing in my opinion: A free Healthcare joke.

  • @charleswidmore5458
    @charleswidmore5458 25 днів тому

    a nice vision of a peaceful galxay

  • @paulqueripel3493
    @paulqueripel3493 28 днів тому +3

    The giant planets aren't always in close proximity, if anything they spend more time apart than together. They orbit at different rates.

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 17 днів тому

    Well, if the arrangement works, the arrangement works.

  • @ElectricAvenue12Ga
    @ElectricAvenue12Ga 8 днів тому

    The start of the first great and bountiful human empire

  • @krm1959
    @krm1959 28 днів тому +1

    Three cheers for the Terrans !

  • @joecitizen6405
    @joecitizen6405 26 днів тому

    For the… oh you know, the thing!

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 27 днів тому

    Such a great story, and you narrated it oh so well 🐿️

  • @Winterborn1970
    @Winterborn1970 7 днів тому

    The main character's comment about considering himself as "Terran" reminds me of the Eastern Roman Empire. The nobles spoke Greek, were ethnically Greek but considered themselves Romans.

  • @davidragan9233
    @davidragan9233 28 днів тому +1

    Sounds almost more like a Commonwealth, 🧐 I wonder IF AW-Torsion Drives are what they are referring to?

  • @Alex.H.B.1970something
    @Alex.H.B.1970something 28 днів тому +1

    I'm lucky enough to have never worked in a job that has memo's 😂

    • @USS_Grey_Ghost
      @USS_Grey_Ghost 28 днів тому

      Did you get my memo what memo the memo were sending to many memos ok I’ll send out a memo

  • @alfredsutton4412
    @alfredsutton4412 28 днів тому

    A great story well told. Thank you for sharing your art.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 28 днів тому

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 28 днів тому

    Somebody always misses the memo
    its a rule of life.

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 28 днів тому

    Someone should have warned the alien not to visit our Sea Food restaurants lest they think we eat their kind…

  • @bigswordlittleman3770
    @bigswordlittleman3770 28 днів тому

    FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!

  • @CharlesMartel-bd5du
    @CharlesMartel-bd5du Місяць тому

    If only! Great story.

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 Місяць тому

    ahh a wholesome story nice change of pace 👍

  • @666stonewall
    @666stonewall 28 днів тому

    The memo XD

  • @thomasschulz2167
    @thomasschulz2167 19 днів тому

    Did we somehow neutralize Lawyers and Politicians? This is agreement is oddly fair dealing.

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 27 днів тому +1

    4 D algorithm
    4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 Місяць тому

    For DA SKWERL and his Nest.... Which memo didn't we get this Time???

  • @t.p.3456
    @t.p.3456 28 днів тому

    For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 28 днів тому

    cool

  • @sandrolarocca3113
    @sandrolarocca3113 28 днів тому

    Wholesome story and the musik suits this perfect, nice vibes❤

  • @jmateus07506
    @jmateus07506 28 днів тому

    Supportive comment

  • @morescodesup2087
    @morescodesup2087 28 днів тому

    Space just isn’t cool without FTL

  • @siwlasilva
    @siwlasilva 28 днів тому

    🌻❤️

  • @TheRealInscrutable
    @TheRealInscrutable 27 днів тому

    200K

  • @bloodcult5262
    @bloodcult5262 28 днів тому

    One more comment for the algorithm

  • @oldbutnotdead1
    @oldbutnotdead1 28 днів тому

  • @milkyblast247
    @milkyblast247 28 днів тому

    Yo

  • @leightondoswell453
    @leightondoswell453 28 днів тому

    Wouldn't it be nice if this was not fiction.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 29 днів тому

    6th, 10 May 2024

  • @akonikimobautista9307
    @akonikimobautista9307 28 днів тому

    Love the way you narrate. You're my favorite. AI narration sucks.

  • @Whisper555
    @Whisper555 18 днів тому

    RiotFox44 AKA u/FarmWhich4275 writes lots of great stories suitable YT Narration format