I'm so happy this is brought back! These are my favorite type of videos from Dashie. His non-expressive face and sitting like a statue at the very beginning of each video is always the funniest.
Thanks for bringing it back, Dashie. An OG fan like me still got your notifications on, even if I don't watch as much anymore, I'll always watch the throwbacks :)
I was shocked when I saw this in my recommended feed, I couldnt believe another Ghetto Toyz Reveews came out. Man Dashie really out here giving the gift of giving. Thats why hes the GOAT.
I literally just watched all your past “Kidzz toies reviews” , not in boredom but for laughs… it’s crazy how this new video popped up! Life is crazy! Than
You know he does the silent treatment every single time that I accidentally pause the video without even noticing, and I thought that he was like that for a while for the past 2 min 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I found my password!
I WAS HERE
I WAS HERE TOO
Is your password: ME+DONKEYBITCH=69
HE'S BACK
Hell yeah, so stoked for a new review
I'm so glad you brought back Ghetto Toys Reviews. 😂 The awkward silence and staring at the camera always take me out lol.
Rightttt 🤣
Ma'am this the first time I ever seented "Ghetto Toys Reviews" spelled correctly and I don't like it
Dashie casually bringing back ghetto reviews is a Christmas treat
Blud everywhere
It's a bot
@@squidinator21yup. Nice pfp, by the way
@@squidinator21 no, no it is not
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dashie trying not to laugh at himself is so funny😭
For real 😂
u know his ahh took multiple takes on some of these lines
One of the only people who laughing at themselves isn’t seen as awkward or corny 😂
You know he took like 20 takes 😂
FR IM CRYINgg
Dashie reviews toys like he's being held at gunpoint
That's the point of the skit dummy
Its never Christmas until Dashie whips out the GHETTO TOY REVIEWZ🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️
This counts as a Christmas gift. 😅
Also new 2.2 geometry dash..... dash.
You know damn well dashie kept that super Mario joint and added it to the collection!!
That’s exactly what I said 😂😂😂
Not gunna lie that Beast Lab process of creating the dude was actually cooler than the guy you created.
I'm so happy this is brought back! These are my favorite type of videos from Dashie. His non-expressive face and sitting like a statue at the very beginning of each video is always the funniest.
Yes!!!!
The awkward stares
The random jump cuts
It's GHETTO TOI REVUUUZ😂😂😂😂
Dude bringing back Ghetto Reviews is a Christmas miracle
The fact someone gonna see this and think Dashie is normally like this kills me lmfao
AINT NO WAY HE BROUGHT THIS BACK🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I love Dash's calm akward energy here, it isnt christmas until he uploads a toy review i was suprised to get the notification, merry Christmas homie!
Bruh. He got me at the beginning. Thought my internet went out. 😅😅😅
Never thought I'd see the day Dashie brings back Ghetto toy reviews! This is EASILY the best way to wrap up 2023 ❤❤❤
Thanks for bringing it back, Dashie. An OG fan like me still got your notifications on, even if I don't watch as much anymore, I'll always watch the throwbacks :)
Dashie disassociating at the beginning is hilarious cuz I be doing that sometimes 😂😂
Also 8:42 Lmao 😂
love that dashie brought this back! the same as ever, only difference is that dashie been taking real good care of himself physically 🙏
The ackward staring and not saying anything gets me every time 😭😭
Our boy Dash has changed a lot since the last toy reviewz episode 💪. Glad to see you healthy mah man! ✌️
I was shocked when I saw this in my recommended feed, I couldnt believe another Ghetto Toyz Reveews came out. Man Dashie really out here giving the gift of giving. Thats why hes the GOAT.
I missed awkward Dashie, nice to see him again and major respect for the Home Alone shirt
It’s funny how you KNOW the smell Dashie is talking about when he mentions Universal Studios 😂
What smell?
Aww man I missed these. This needs to be apart of the tradition😂
The Last toy Would've blown my mind as a kid, including the one for girls. That is like a magic lamp and magic cauldron.
OHHHH SNAPPP it’s been a hot minute Ghetto Toy Reviews ISSS BACKKK 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
The return of Ghetto Toy Reviewz is the best christmas gift so far.
9:49 “It look sum like godzilla’s brother” I chuckled
Dashie genuinely just had me reach for my Xbox controller thinking to myself “ wtf my screen froze ?” …. props to you ma boi. da 🐐
I was literally just watching this series just on a whim and behold dashie drops another BANGER after all this time.
It’s been so long since the last ghetto toys review! Tysm Dashie have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Dashie doing shit like this literally breathes life into my soul ☮❤
OMG it's back!!! Between Dashie's finger microphone and Doo Doo Kangaroo I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂
WE BACKKKK!!!!!!
You know damn well Dashie kept that mario set. 😂
The fact I binged the other 9 episodes yesterday and then ya drop this!! Thank you Dash! Happy Holidays my Boi!
Bro look at my boy w/o the beanie and headphones. Weight loss and just oozing straight greatness. Love you bro, have a murry chrimah! 🎅🏾
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW LONG I'VE WAITED FOR ONE OF THESE VIDEOS AGAIN. THANK YOU DASHIEEE!!
i will always come around every Christmas for these 😂
He's back🎉🎉🎉. This brought back so much joy, only Dashie can make a simple ghetto toy review enjoyable to witness
We need this $3 Temu mic quality on all yo vids bro 🤣
The 1000 yard death stare while talking got me 🤣🤣🤣
MY DUDE IM HYPED!!! I was just binging asksumn LOL
*The awkward stares takes me out every time* 💀💀
Genuinely was watching this series earlier this month lmao, So underrated im glad you dropped a new ep!
YESSSS my Christmas tradition is to watch Dashie's toy reviews and now there's more!
you needa make these a series again😂
Damn this feels like a whole ass gift itself!
You looking great Dashie! Merry Christmas my dude
Dashie walked so Funny Marco could run 😅
Okay I can't lie that last toy had some crazy ass presentation idk how that shit worked 😭
I never thought I'd see another one of these lmao
Thanks Dash!
And here I was laying on the couch hoping Dashie would upload something to make my evening... welll well well!
Ohhhhh snapp my boi Dashie bringin' this back!?!? Okok I see you my Boi!
My sister and I were just watching the ones from the previous years wishing you’d do another one and here we are! Love your vids dash 🥰
Waited to watch this on Christmas Eve, worth the wait! It was so funny!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Miss these videos!
I HAD A FEELIN 😂 definitely what we needed for the holiday season
Ain’t No Way !!! Yooooo thanks for this dash!!😂🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
It's been a hot minute since i've seen a ghetto toy review. I'm glad to see these are back!
At 4:23 when the delayed music kicked in after Dashie pushed the button fucking killed me 😂😂😂
Dashie getting startled by the Granny toy is sending me 💀
I literally just watched all your past “Kidzz toies reviews” , not in boredom but for laughs… it’s crazy how this new video popped up! Life is crazy! Than
No way, Dashie dropping a Christmas gift right on us 💜😱
Not gonna lie, I'd have loved these damn htoise when I was a kid 😂
THE LEGEND just dropped a random video before the year ends 🙏🏽
Oh heck yeah, he's making these again. This made my holiday weekend.
Dash we appreciate this is throwback! It doesn't feel like that long ago but I was like 13 when he first did these and I'm 20 now!
I’m so happy and excited that you brought back ghetto toy reviewz! The awkward staring into the camera was always funny😂 please do more dash❤
Lord I Love this Series!!! Love ya Dash for bringing this back!
Dash got that thousand yard stare lmfao
this makes me genuinely so mf happy i’ve rewatched the last ones so many times 😭
You know he does the silent treatment every single time that I accidentally pause the video without even noticing, and I thought that he was like that for a while for the past 2 min 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I cant wait for Dashies Kidzz gheddo tois reevuwz 2024! These are my favorite. Thank you Dashie!
I like the Ghetto Christmas Toy Reviews I hope Dashie does it again next year in December they always make me laugh
Watching this on Christmas‼️😭thank you Dashie✊🏾
This is awesome to see Dash! And absolutely love the shirt! Merry Christmas! 😊
Christmas came early 😭😭
THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES 🔥❤️
This shit is so funny. Please continue this series
I can see Dashie going to the store to get these toys 🤣
This was hilarious 😂😂😂 from start to finish lol
THE DOO DOO KANGAROO AND SMOKE FROM THE BEAST TOY HAD ME DELETED ASL LMAOOO 💀 Truly appreciate you bringing this series back Dashie! Happy Holidays! ❤
Deleted? Whaaa
I missed tf out of this. Happy holidays Dash
I feel bad for anyone who's not subscribed to see this masterpiece 😂
Lmao 😂 its about time! Loved the video dash!!! You always know how to make .e and the rest of us smile
Is this mf in a bathroom stall?? 😂😂😂
BRO I litteraly watch toy review of 2016 and this comebacks!?!!??
Dashie In the intro: 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
this makes me very happy, ive been rewatching the ghetto toy review from way back lol so many time happy holidays dashie and all u homies who here
Backdrop might be different, Dashie might be looking more fire, editing might’ve improved but the humour is still the same 🔥 Missed these!
YES! YES! YES! IT’S BACK!!! THANK YOU DACHIE🙏🏾😭
Bro aging backwards
ending the year off wit the most underrated dashie series
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Was hoping you’d bring these reviews back!!!😂
This series is back 😊😊 !!!.
Cant believe it’s been 5 years since the last one. Godspeed Dashie
y’all know Dashie had to do another one before the year ends
Started watching Dashie in middle school. I'm 23 now. Damn, good to see you doing well my boi
I'm lead to believe God will bring me to meet dashie under a Japanese temple in spring. All in due time Jesus... all in due time 🙏
Got me in the gym looking mad weird laughing and almost tripping on a treadmill 🤣
Ghetto toys review is back?! Dashie! This just made my entire year! 🔥