@@pingblak I totally agree, I like it a lot. But not many people are talking about it anymore and no one I know plays it! At least compared to when I started in 2017
Radovid: "I asked for evidence on Phillipa's whereabouts, not some stupid crystal." Geralt: "Who cares about a stupid owl. Gwent. Now!!!" Radovid: *smiles and nods in agreement
Radovid: "Forget about Gwent, Witcher! Have you heard about chess? They say it's the game of kings. That chess teaches one to think strategi--" Getalt: Enough! Hankering for a few round of cards, Gwent should do. Radovid: **Cries without tears, and nods slowly.**
O'Dimm: and how you expect to free his soul? A few rounds of Gwent? *chuckles* Geralt: Y E S *grabs his entire collection* O'Dimm: I WAS JOKING YOU WHITE HAIRED SEXY PIECE OF-!!!
This is basically how the blind play through of this game is going over on the UA-cam channel lil indigestion (he's on a two game winning streak and he's prowling for a third lmao)
0:25 that is actually a really intimidating threat, coming from a credible source it's like saying you tore a lion to shreds with your bare teeth, or you stampeded a buffalo
I got you a good idea right here. Make a Witcher video with the characters being the rock trolls. A couple of rock trolls friends talking nonsense. There's an quest in the game in which Geralt and Lambert encounter some trolls and Lambert wants to kill them while Geralt doesn't. You can add something like that after the trolls talking nonsense. Double meaning words would be good like the drowners episode. Troll can say that the female troll gets him rock hard and talk other nonsense. I'm telling you it will be a great video. Only you guys can create such a masterpiece.
"You seem to forget how this works, YOU stake your prize card, I stake nothing." Had me crying dude. God I love the witcher and you perfectly encapsulate that serious yet derpy vibe of the game.
@@LaserSky a Pasiflora episode would be good. Sargeant cretin should get angry when he sees Geralt pounding the women there because he doesn't want Geralt (who is a filthy Mutant) contaminating the women with his vermin liquid. You could make Sargeant Cretin pound the good way a Pasiflora woman while saying pamparam.
@@LaserSky you don't have to animate the part when they do it, just animate them going inside the room and make them do the noises (pamparam) and then when they leave the room the conversation begins. Noises for Sargeant cretin (pamparam) Noises for Geralt ( winds howling or other catchphrases that Geralt says, or just the music you played on the drowners video or some Gwent music so the viewers don't know if Geralt was doing it or just playing Gwent.) Also a woman in Pasiflora actually plays Gwent in there which is the owner of the place. Geralt could play her for a "discount" or stake his Lambert card for some woman. I'll leave it to you to create the story for the video, those are just a couple of ideas. I know you are very creative and will do a great episode.
Brilliant! This perfectly captures the weird lucid dreams you can expect after your third play-through and several hundred hours in W3. Bonus thumbs up for the oddly coincidental black and orange armband on the first two drunken fools.
To me the most funniest Gwent moment in the Witcher 3 was during the Bloody Baron quest when he cries about his dead child and his wife and daughter left him and guess what, there's a "Wanna play Gwent" option available on the dialogue.
Could you try adding the bloody Baron In one of the episodes you making? That character is one of the best, and it will be hard to get a voice similar to his voice, but it would be great if you could do it. If not, other characters are good also. One with Gaunter O'Dim would be great.
Thank you for the support everyone, please subscribe for more videos like this! ⚔😁⚔
Hell yea
I will pay you in mysterious onions for more of these 😂 ❤ Keep up the amazing work, these videos are hilarious!
The witcher videos are like a drug, I need more.
thanks for saying that Marko! ⚔
Same. Especially more Gwent videos
me too!!!!!!!!!
They're like fisstech
*Awkwardly leans closer and whispers:* "Once, i drowned a drowner..."
Mr. Gura is a badass!
@@LaserSky Wish there was a npc just like him in The Witcher 3 😂
Wow, ok... impressive
The two guys calling the Katakan like a cat was amazing
As soon as I heard he drowned a drowner, my thumb went straight to the like button
Hahaha thank you Avalon! ⚔️
Same
This reminds me of my Gwent addiction. There were numerous times when I opened Witcher 3 only to play Gwent.
same here, good for chilling and earning a couple of crowns
This form of animation gets soooo much emotion and body language into it.
That along with the voice acting...pure gold.
thank you so much for the compliment, have a great day! ⚔
Yeah, how are they doing it? I'm convinced it is real footage made to look like cartoon or something, I have no clue about filmmaking.
@@sovetys that's true Sayuri, a software called EbSynth does the magic :)
@@LaserSky You do all the characters or you got other people with you?
Look up Joel Haver. He does a tutorial on how the process of making these kinds of animation goes.
"Soooo.. is that a yes?" 🤣
Great episode as always keep it up man!
Thanks again for the support Elie! 😁
This is exactly how it feels to still be playing Gwent: The Witcher Card Game in 2022
coz of the 3min queues?? xD
Hahaha should have been the title of the video instead 😁
sad. I think that game is so good.
@@pingblak I totally agree, I like it a lot. But not many people are talking about it anymore and no one I know plays it! At least compared to when I started in 2017
That game died when it came out of beta 🤣
Gerald nodding after a slow zoom in like the meme got me hard
The giant torso bone got me good
playing too much Among Us I think 😁
It was hilarious
Nobody actually ever played gwent. They just picked it up so he would shut up about it!
true, they got tired of the Axii hangovers 😃
@@LaserSky haha
There are supposed to be other card games in the game as Geralt mentions but he is just interested in Gwent
Radovid: "I asked for evidence on Phillipa's whereabouts, not some stupid crystal."
Geralt: "Who cares about a stupid owl. Gwent. Now!!!"
Radovid: *smiles and nods in agreement
Hahahahahahaha
hahah legit 🃏
@@LaserSky care for a few rounds of Gwent?
Radovid: "Forget about Gwent, Witcher! Have you heard about chess? They say it's the game of kings. That chess teaches one to think strategi--"
Getalt: Enough! Hankering for a few round of cards, Gwent should do.
Radovid: **Cries without tears, and nods slowly.**
if i could mind control people into playing gwent in the games i'd mind control literally everyone into playing lmao
same, wish it would be like the highest lvl of the Axii upgrade 😁
try their game that is just gwent man
@@pantelisvasileiadis2858 do they have the option to ignore vital quests and play Gwent instead there too? 😁
@@LaserSky no such option. It's obligatory there
O'Dimm: and how you expect to free his soul? A few rounds of Gwent? *chuckles*
Geralt: Y E S *grabs his entire collection*
O'Dimm: I WAS JOKING YOU WHITE HAIRED SEXY PIECE OF-!!!
lol
This is basically how the blind play through of this game is going over on the UA-cam channel lil indigestion (he's on a two game winning streak and he's prowling for a third lmao)
That last slow zoom in approving nod, just like the Zac Galifianakis meme :D that was pure gold!
Can't get enough of these Witcher videos, you're a true artist
thank you for saying that, pleasure you like them!
The head shakes are really accurate 😂😂
Hahah thanks Abdulla it took a couple of takes to nail them down
I love them so much in this game hahaha 🤣
"No, you forgot how this works. You stake your prize card, I stake nothing." Lol how did Geralt always get away with that?
Yuuup getting robbed by Geralt with extra steps 😁
The head nodding after asking for a game of Gwent is spot on xD!
"once .. I've drowned a drowner" I think that the best line I've ever heard in my life, no kidding 😂😂
Mr.Gura has amazing lines, but only after drinking his Czortowka 😁
This one has to be best one yet. Good work my man!
Glad you think so, thanks!
0:25 that is actually a really intimidating threat, coming from a credible source
it's like saying you tore a lion to shreds with your bare teeth, or you stampeded a buffalo
Mr. Gura is a serious badass 😳
Heresy! Gwent will never die
Geralt would never let that happen!
The animation in this video is like nothing ive seen before. Facial expressions and mannerisms look spot on
it was the head shaking agreeing to play gwent for me LOL!
Jeremiah johnson nod of approval. Perfect.
Geralt saying hi shouldn’t be this funny😂
The sound effects just make it 🫶
thanks asafupps!
Really nice video! I like, how this witcher series evolves :D
Thank you very much aestus!
I subscribed for this very particular type of hilarious Witcher content.
Please make some more! Geralt and his constant shenanigans are a gold mine.
Thanks for the kind words Miss Alice ⚔️
Man please make more of witcher ,i like it SO BAD 😂😂
thanks Cowpoke! more stuff to come for sure!
@@LaserSky Your Witcher videos are pure GOLD.
Everybody watching last scene: *I understood that refference*
Wish I could enter the gif here as a response too 😁
This is amazing! Please, keep these coming
A dystopia for Geralt in this scenario =D
haha true, but he will fix it, Axii for everyone!
@@LaserSky hahah indeed =D
I’m dying, it’s perfect, thank you!!🙌🏼
Thanks Veronica, glad u liked it 😁
This was amazing! great use of Eb Synth BTW!
Thanks Makan! ⚔️
It's actually a nice dad joke.
How to kill a drowner? You drown them.
thanks! 😊
Arguably the best video on the platform
Thanks Lex! Was a blast making it :)
The little nod at the end . . . Memetastic!
Binged all these in one sitting, brilliant! Liked & subbed 😁
Thanks so much, welcome aboard! ⚔
Lol that nod at the end
I got you a good idea right here. Make a Witcher video with the characters being the rock trolls. A couple of rock trolls friends talking nonsense.
There's an quest in the game in which Geralt and Lambert encounter some trolls and Lambert wants to kill them while Geralt doesn't. You can add something like that after the trolls talking nonsense. Double meaning words would be good like the drowners episode. Troll can say that the female troll gets him rock hard and talk other nonsense.
I'm telling you it will be a great video. Only you guys can create such a masterpiece.
wonderful idea, thank you man I was thinking to do something with the rock trolls, this is great!
This video is dense with goodness. I recommend taking one in the morning for a well rounded breakfast. Thanks!
Thanks Kyle, glad you enjoyed it! ⚔
today i learnt what axii looks like from their POV
Eyebrows guy, so funny. Love these Witcher videos
thanks a lot! ⚔
Why do these animations look so friggin realistic? Like the movements feel so real
Thanks Ramy, EbSynth does the magic there ✨
Maan.. this is top quality youtube, its kinda nostalgic. and i love it!
thank you so much Carlos!
Didnt watch yet, but: BLASPHEMY!!! GWENT IS LIFE!!!!!
true that! 🃏
"You seem to forget how this works, YOU stake your prize card, I stake nothing." Had me crying dude.
God I love the witcher and you perfectly encapsulate that serious yet derpy vibe of the game.
thanks so much Devon! ⚔
@@LaserSky no thank you for the quality content and genuine laughs!
With how many people love Gwent I'm surprised how few people got throne breaker.
Standalone Gwent is too hard and I'm stupid
@@corruptgunslinger Too bad your missing out on a great story. Isn't their a difficulty option? If so just lower it.
@Narkomancers yeah it's different, your missing out on a great story.
True, it's a shame Thronebreaker wasn't popular, because devs said there is not gonna be anymore similar games so kinda sucks
@@M4xon_ Yeah, throne breaker has an amazing story.
I hope y'all come up with more of these. The wait kills me but it's well worth it.
Also, you got a subscriber in me.
thank you very much Tiddy, starting work on a new one soon!
Hi... Up for a round of Gwent?
1:35. The blacksmith's nod of the head and facial expression was absolutely PERFECT!
Nice work.
Thank you kind sir! 😁
He even brought the onion from novigrad! Sergeant cretin won't be happy bout that
Sargeant Cretin met Geralt in Passiflora later that day and they are now BFFs! 😁
@@LaserSky a Pasiflora episode would be good. Sargeant cretin should get angry when he sees Geralt pounding the women there because he doesn't want Geralt (who is a filthy Mutant) contaminating the women with his vermin liquid.
You could make Sargeant Cretin pound the good way a Pasiflora woman while saying pamparam.
@@emmanuelsoto2476 hahah man that is a nice plot however not sure if youtube would let me upload that 😁
@@LaserSky you don't have to animate the part when they do it, just animate them going inside the room and make them do the noises (pamparam) and then when they leave the room the conversation begins.
Noises for Sargeant cretin (pamparam)
Noises for Geralt ( winds howling or other catchphrases that Geralt says, or just the music you played on the drowners video or some Gwent music so the viewers don't know if Geralt was doing it or just playing Gwent.)
Also a woman in Pasiflora actually plays Gwent in there which is the owner of the place. Geralt could play her for a "discount" or stake his Lambert card for some woman.
I'll leave it to you to create the story for the video, those are just a couple of ideas. I know you are very creative and will do a great episode.
The Axii made me laugh so hard, these videos are beautiful.
thanks Cheri!
I’ve watched this about 20 times in the last 3 days
hahah thanks a lot! ⚔
This video made me realize Geralt must had been using Axii the entire time because he never staked cards, only his opponents did.
The truth is out! Cancel Geralt! 😁
Those head nods are fascinating
Haha thanks Phymentha, was tough doing them with a straight face 😁
Damn this witcher humor is great! Love the vids!
thank you so much Kr06!
That noding before Gwent and lumberjack gif 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha thanks! It was so hard recording holding that smirk still 😃
@@LaserSky great job
Another Witcher episode !!!! I haven’t watched yet, grabbing my coffee :D
haha thanks man, hope you like it! ☕😁
One of the best episodes :D but all of them are great
thanks so much Tobias! 😁
That’s exactly my type of humor
1:58 He can stake his witcher 1 lewd cards.
Jerald the gwent fiend
Really like your Witcher themed videos! Really funny!
Thanks! 😄
Probably more realistic than the actual game with Geralt winning his 10 crowns bet and getting a 1000 crowns worth prize card as a bonus...
Robbing merchants with barely a deck of cards of their daily earnings with Geralt and Ciri cards 😁
Brilliant! This perfectly captures the weird lucid dreams you can expect after your third play-through and several hundred hours in W3. Bonus thumbs up for the oddly coincidental black and orange armband on the first two drunken fools.
Thanks Adam! That was indeed a coincidence but well spotted 😁
Yes thank you! I drowned a drowner lol. And gwent will nvr go out of style it's the Pokémon of the witcher world
Yes! Another amazing Witcher video.
Glad you enjoy it!
this is so amazing
The nod though
Drowned a drowner, haha, nice one
To me the most funniest Gwent moment in the Witcher 3 was during the Bloody Baron quest when he cries about his dead child and his wife and daughter left him and guess what, there's a "Wanna play Gwent" option available on the dialogue.
Gwent is life 😎
man the akwardness is just perfect i cant get enough if your witcher vids keep it up 🤣
thanks Basel!
ur welcome 👍
great work man
Appreciate it Bastek!
"Once.. I drowned.. a drowner.."
*_proceeds to glug_*
Mr. Gura doesn't play around 😁
@@LaserSky Fr xD Keep up the excellent work my dude!
/uses Axii
"How bout a round of Gwent" intensifies
😆
Wouldn't mind a few rounds of Gwent
Place bet
1________________10
Nods in silence
slaughtered family joke got me
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The spine being just 1 bone 😂
He shoulda played Gwent
Gwent is always the way
lol the comically large single bone from among us was a nice touch 👌
🍖😁
The backsound,,, ooohhh chils
this is hilarious dude!
thanks Dicks Oak! ⚔
I love this soooo much. Your skills are getting better with every video!
Thank you for saying that! I am learning new stuff with each video its pretty fun 😁
That was really good thanks haha
Glad you liked it!
I found something amazing here
watched at least 10 times I think and never gets old xd
Hahaha thanks glad you liked it! ⚔️
mate!!! I love these
Thanks Dex! ⚔️
@@LaserSky your welcome. Animation style killed me!!!
please continue the series
thank you Mr. Socrates, will do! ⚔
Great work, reminds me of scanner darkly
wow I totally missed that one, gotta watch it, thanks for mentioning it!
shakes his head
Anyone for a round of Gwent?
Did someone say Gwent? 😁
I been watching this every day it's way to funny
thanks Ronin, appreciating the support!
@@LaserSky Thank you for the awesome videos, now I must go play more gwent.
I still have never played Gwent. It scares me.
Could you try adding the bloody Baron In one of the episodes you making? That character is one of the best, and it will be hard to get a voice similar to his voice, but it would be great if you could do it.
If not, other characters are good also. One with Gaunter O'Dim would be great.
more great ideas, thank you Emmanuel! ⚔
I'm a big fan keep up the good work.
This channel is GOLD 😆🐺🔥
thank you very much Federico!
Zaraza... Dobra robota! :D
Thanks Arteczak!