igs onlee 3 rengens lol benis XDDDDDDDDD dyatlov: haha lol egs deee to the infirmareee u go lol ur in shog also dyatlov: benis lol ders no grabite :DDDDDDDDD he's in shog XDDDD
@@anothernumber6679 The nuclear industry survived because it was Russia, and nobody expected much from them. When Japan got Fukushima'd, THEN the nuclear industry was f*cked. Oh and cheap solar panels from China.
@@anothernumber6679 What are you on about? Solar panels work very well, the only problem with them is you need reliable sunlight. Southern USA no problem. Northern Europe not nearly so good.
@@josephastier7421 not nearly so good but not totally useless either, even on a cloudy day the home mounted panels generate some power. Though the main push is towards wind and Hydro where I live, with some experimentation on wave and tidal power
@@kv2674 go ask your mom for an allowance, thats all you can when you're not trying to be funny at others expense. I guess its hard to live in a basement posting pathetic memes all day.
*_No.._* The reason why is because during this time.. The french had a state visit in the soviet union which provided free french ammenities or food buffet until the french left.. Dyatlov wanted 3.6 roetgen-radioative particled french toast with 2.6 percent.. xenon coexisting
i just realized vegas pro compressed like so much of the video and half of this show is the same gloomy fucking lighting so many details blend together now FUCK
dyatlov - im in charge here Chernobyl reactor core about to explode - are you really in charge here? core **explodes** spicy concrete **exists** whole of Chernobyl - bruh sound effect #2
this was all intentionally done by dyatlov because he really wanted some of that high-grade hospital caviar with a nice side of 3.6% feedwater yum yum
THIS ISN'T FEEDWATER, IT'S GRAPHITE
Yelp review: 1 star
Expected feedwater, got graphite
I rate this meltdown 3.6/15000 Roentgen, not great but not terrible.
@Vitez od Vozdovca Did you drink the feedwater?
@Vitez od Vozdovca smiri muda brate
Everyone gangsta till the control rods start dancing
Wow so original 👏
@@negative4044 bruh ok 👏
Everybody Gangsta till the spicy rock arrives
👏👏👏 LIKE!
This is quality
Dyatlov: "I'm in charge here"
Chernobyl: "Do you feel in charge...?"
I wasn't in charge, I wasn't even there.
Your dellusional comrade Dyatlov was taking a shit in the toilet while operating the powerplant.
technically the name of the nuclear plant is not Chernobyl
@@devinthierault Toilet.
@@0Chujo0 It is the VILenin plant!
Le 3.6 rœntgen face
røntgen?
@@theflyinggasmask róntgen?
@@Gremlinke96 Röntgen?
@@theflyinggasmask Rõntgen?
@@buckmeintheash6923 Råntgen?
-Hey Vasili look, a cool rock
RIP
Crocs God he was clearly delusional
Bro I just touched this cool looking rock now my hand kinda itches
Brainlet here, why exactly did his hand end up becoming so fucked up after he picked it up?
@@stevendualba2147 spicy rock
@@stevendualba2147 because it's graphite.
Who would win?
The human body
Some spicy concrete
*graphite
@@TaraZaraChara there's no graphite
@@actuallyvulk you didn't see graphite because it's not there
@@TaraZaraChara You're delusional comrade
@@TaraZaraChara take him to the infirmary
Virgin human vs chad Rocks
le spicy rock has arrived
Chadnobyl
Thanos: I’m inevitable. Graphite rock: I’m a piece of spicy LEGO
Graphite tastes delicious
VERGIN TOPTUNOV VS CHAD DYATLOV
1:58 Some lads just can't hold their roentgens.
His body was just delusional.
I love it! You made my day XD
Never go drink for drink with a Russian, even if it's just feedwater.
I rate this video 3,6 out of 100
Actually, it’s 15,000
"Not great, not terrible" -IGN
Christopher Rumantono I heard it’s a equivalent to a UA-cam recommendation.
Google get out of here your delusional
Brilliant!
You're delusional! Take yourself to the infirmiary.
Why are french su chefs operating in a nuclear reactor?
we must cook ze reactor core hon hon hon baguette
They cook the spicy rock
"Ramsay burst out in the control room" ITS BURNT , YOU GONNA KILL SOMEBODY YOU DONKEY !
@@athomicritics "IT'S NOT BURNT YOU'RE DELUSIONAL"
Fucking commies (Get it? Gordon Ramsays F word?... Okay)
"Hey Vasily, a cool rock"
"OK"
"блять, is spicy rock"
Why did I read this with a "life of boris" voice?
А Я Русский
AH BLYAT
ААХХАХААДЛПЗРПХ
Greentexting one of the biggest tragedies of mankind
Never change, internet.
t. Blyatlov
U copied my comment kid
@@obviouslynathan7113 from where lmao
_Nathan Peterson_ where lol
@ ayy lmao
@@katzenware The graphite is a lie.
*NOT GREAT NOT TERRIBLE*
I didn't think this series would spawn so many memes
Everything is a meme this days.
They just kind of blew up didn't they? Much like reactor 4.
Thank /RBMK/
@@isak01234 >implying an RMBK reactor can explode
This man is delusional. Take him to the infirmary.
Hopefully it doesnt kill the show because its unironically amazing.
dyatlov: **exists**
spicy graphite: im bout to end this mans whole career
IT WAS CONCRETE
Unfortunately he doesn't die
Leon C there is no graphite
Misha : *Exists*
Spicy rock : *Allow me to introduce myself.*
@@carlocarnevali7790 he died in a labor camp in 1995.
boom XDDDDDDD
-t. reagdor :DDDDDDD
everydhing is fine :DDDDD
-t. dyatlov :-DDDD
only 4 x-ray sgans :DDDDDDDDD
-d. gorbacheb
I'm going to Hell for laughing at this.
igs onlee 3 rengens lol benis XDDDDDDDDD
dyatlov: haha lol egs deee to the infirmareee u go lol ur in shog
also dyatlov: benis lol ders no grabite :DDDDDDDDD he's in shog XDDDD
haha benis in reagdor :DDD
You didn't see graphite. You didn't!
It was actually spicy rocks lmao
When u realize that in school u write with pencil that contains spicy rock
That is rock without spice. I hope.
Joseph Astier you hope
the bully gnawing on the end of the pencil that the quiet kid gifted him after his trip to Chernobyl
- Guy lieing on the ground screaming with burned skin
- Dyatlov: "he's delusional"
>be me
>be dyatlov
>graphite
>I'm probably delusional, get me to the infirmary
The graphite that I didn’t see is delusional, get it to the infirmary
The Chernobyl memes just exploded after this show. Much like Reactor 4 back in the day.
too soon.. too soon
@@Thekickinyourface its been over 30 years
My favourite company, right next to vault tec.
It's my third favourite company.
Yo imagine Chernobyl inc., Black Mesa, and vault tec collaborated?
@@rnrailproductions5049 What about Sukhoi Design Bureau, tovarisch?
@@soviet_tank_lover How could you. Aperture Laboratories is your number 0.5 then i guess?
nah. umbrella.
“hey vasily look, a cool rock”
I died
So did he.
The story of a guy that just wanted to test his doctorate thesis on the actual nuclear reactor.
@@anothernumber6679 The nuclear industry survived because it was Russia, and nobody expected much from them. When Japan got Fukushima'd, THEN the nuclear industry was f*cked. Oh and cheap solar panels from China.
@@anothernumber6679 What are you on about? Solar panels work very well, the only problem with them is you need reliable sunlight. Southern USA no problem. Northern Europe not nearly so good.
@@josephastier7421 not nearly so good but not totally useless either, even on a cloudy day the home mounted panels generate some power. Though the main push is towards wind and Hydro where I live, with some experimentation on wave and tidal power
@@themadhammer3305 The places where wind power works are few. Opportunities for hydroelectric power are fewer still.
The Mad Hammer why not volcanic or geothermal power. At least if that goes south you won’t be left with radiation.
The Core had a BRUH EXPLOSION... It couldn't handle the heat of my BARS
this is beyond 3.6 bruhtgens - what the fuck is wrong with the core
BRUHSPLOSION
Bruhclear meltdown
big bruh moment is a big bruh moment for sure
@@Sp00nexe your delusional, nothing is wrong
>Its ok the core cant explode
>found graphite
hmmm
NO YOU DIDN'T! BECAUSE IT'S NOT THERE!
@Cheryl disinformation*
@Cheryl it's a joke
Hes not just your typical chef...
He's Anatoly Dyatlov
t. dyatlov
he cooked europe in a blink
>all that buildup to the burning core
>smash cut to dyatlov vomiting
My sides
I just lost it when dyatlov told him to fuck off with his "core's fucked" and started speedwalking
I mean....
Its not great, but its not horrifying either.
Cameron Streat not great, but not terrible.
don't touch the elephant's foot.
Foot fetishists biggest challenge yet lol
Or stand in the same room as it 😂
When i know i will die in a day i want to go to chernobyl and lick and touch it
@GHOSTRIDER4991 i said if i only had a day on this earth left anyway
Do you people even read the comments?
Mr beast: last to touch it wins 10k
Spicy rock has arrived
@Vitez od Vozdovca spicy rock leaves
@Vitez od Vozdovca svaka cast brate sto si im rekao. To su sve razmazena americka govna. Ne zasluzuju ni da zive
@Vitez od Vozdovca you shouldn't be allowed internet access
@Vitez od Vozdovca thats how internet works so leave this place
@@kv2674 go ask your mom for an allowance, thats all you can when you're not trying to be funny at others expense. I guess its hard to live in a basement posting pathetic memes all day.
lmao why come ivanovich be wyling? doesnt he know its only 3.6 roetogens?
Fitting since Monsters Inc is about a electrical plant
Monsters Inc. reactor meltdown
@@carlthecoworker5596 "You didn't see a human kid escape because its not THERE."
@@spiderpsycho_8887 "3.6 screams, not great not terrible"
@@carlthecoworker5596 It's not 3.6 screams. Its 15000 screams.
@@spiderpsycho_8887 Mr. Waternoose, the air is screaming
*Wild graphite appeared
*Graphite used (?)splash(?)
*It's super effective!
Reactor core self destructs!
Woah its super effective!
Worker:Comrade reactor no.4 has just exploded after safety test
Dyatlov:no u
no u
SiVel are you going against the motherland?
@@ronantory I must be delusional, I shall go to the infirmary
SiVel yea you shall comrade glory to the motherland
@@sivel7493 sir it says here you have 27000 Roentgen on this High Range Dosimeter I have here.
*Now THIS is a Bruh Moment*
SPOON
GANG
RISE
UP
I feel like I was just exposed to 4,000 chest x-rays at the same time
Haha my fauvorite sitcom
A Sitcommm? What on Eartthh!! What you're suggesting is that it's a comeeeddy? You must be JOKING 😱😵🤒
@@NewPemmie r/wooosh
@@p3nguin316 sarcasm
@@NewPemmie Tru that. The Soviet apple cutting machine does indeed cut the apples into 3 pieces instead of 4.
@@p3nguin316 r/wooosh yourself
Le spicy rock
I was going to rate this 3.6, but it's actually 15000
Why are Italian chef operate a nuclear reactor?
why are ukrainian nuclear operators working in your italian restaurant???
@@jamble7k Asking the real questions here
Why is spicy graphite in my soup?
There's no graphite in your soup, because it's not there.
He’s delusional. Get him his bill.
“It’s probably ok”
“The core is f*cked”
Graphiteposting is my newest obsession on /tv/
*_No.._* The reason why is because during this time.. The french had a state visit in the soviet union which provided free french ammenities or food buffet until the french left.. Dyatlov wanted 3.6 roetgen-radioative particled french toast with 2.6 percent.. xenon coexisting
Everybody gangsta until the air glows and starts speaking X-Ray
Equivalent of a chest X-ray
"We're going to have a baby"
Vasily: "lol k"
*laughs while his skin decomposes*
Vasily: * melts in Ukranian *
Graphite ❌
sPiCy RoCkS ✅
Holodomor Part II: 3.6 roentgenaloo
GHOSTRIDER4991 oh fuck ya!
Everybody gangsta till the spicy rock arrives.
137 well-spent seconds of my life
Chernobyl: the most royal fuck up in this planets history.
Chernobyl Inc.
Not too bad and not too great but our 3.6 special is worth dying for
Everybody gangsta till the fuel rods start dancing.
Stop spoiling it I just started nerd
bruh moment
@@markcummins4037 Indeed. Pretty obvious it was sarcasm thougth its hard to understand sarcasm from text
@@Sp00nexe I just opened up HBO on my TV stop spoiling
I fucking knew that bass drop 8 seconds in was coming. I knew it
Dyatlov: “You’re confused, RMBK Reactors don’t explode”
Reactor 4: “Am I a joke to you?”
*_Gotta love being delusional, you get to see spicy rocks on the ground_*
7.838-borisslav/10 would do again
Chernobyl: The attack of spicy rock
Dyatlov:
The core: I'm about to end this whole mans career
*_aH.._* _Complete coexisting madness sugarcoating to help that blyatlov guy.._
*THUS' INTERNET WILL NEVER CHANGE!..*
t. Blyatasov
That's some burned concrete right there. You don't see graphite
Fallout 76 DLC: Green Jazz of Chernobyl...
Quality of this video isn't great, not terrible. I rate it 3.6 out of 15000.
Remind me not to touch le spicy rock
Audio of this video is 15000 db.
Imagine showing this to those people
"Spicy rock"....please someone send to the infirmary, I'm dying of laughter!
2030 Roentgen has become a drug, over 1,000,000 people have died from overexposure
every time i watch this it gets even more cursed than the last time i watched it.
Lmao your daily dose of x-ray my ass
NO REACTOR CORES WERE HARMED DURING THE FILMING OF THIS EPISODE.
Dyatlov : The core is fine!
The graphite right outside the window : Am i a joke to you?
Goddamn ducking spicy rock
This is art of the highest form
No joke I'm fucking choking on my own laughter this is fucking hilarious
you in summer: hmmm maybe open window and go sleep? Hm
Next day
All in bites
1:27 blyat
i just realized vegas pro compressed like so much of the video and half of this show is the same gloomy fucking lighting so many details blend together now FUCK
Ngl the elephant foot look tasty
Bok Choy You didn’t see elephant foot. YOU DIDNT! BECAUSE ITS NOT THERE!!! DXDXDX
Bok Choy we are going to serve you a well-done-medium cooked “elephant foot”
Be cautious. It is spicy
I didn't see graphite on the ground. Because it's not there!
A /tv/ shitpost and redditors in the comments
The duality of youtube
dyatlov - im in charge here
Chernobyl reactor core about to explode - are you really in charge here?
core **explodes**
spicy concrete **exists**
whole of Chernobyl - bruh sound effect #2
This is a god tier shitpost
Vasily look cool rock
Gotta blast vasily
I’m in tears wheezing
Ouh man i hate the internet so fucking much right now.
But I also fucking LOVE it.
I apologis-
(BARF)
Just like Mike Wazowzki from monsters inc. Denying the existence of a child, he denied existence of graphite. I see the parallelism.
I think he is more like randal
I needed this laugh
Chernobyl: the most royal fuck up in this planets history.
I got commercial for this movie before the video started... HOW
Let’s face it, everyone fucks up sometime
I rate 3.6 not great but not terrible, similar to 4 million x rays
What is it with these Chernobyl memes
*Spicy rock*
This was fucking great, I love you.
its fine, it happens every day here at chernobyl inc
Dude So great video i need this to play on my funereal.(btw i am from chernobyl)
Hurray for someone with a sense of humor! Peace be unto you.
"wtf it's only 3.6 roentgens tovarisch"