NEVER buy a goat
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William Osman
PO Box 7173
41 South Wake Forest Ave
Ventura, CA 93003 - Наука та технологія
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Hello big Willy
This is just a video that should of been titled "This video is for How to Basic". You know dude was a first 100 viewer.
Woodchipper.
is this the main channel now?
YOU NEED MORE GOATS
I have come to accept that this is his main channel now.
Im okay with that, I LOVE these
Since he created it tbh. This is how he was before you know..... 😅
Safety third is his main now
It's the sequel we always wanted
I'm not even subbed to the other one. I mean it's got great stuff don't get me wrong. The whole renting a raccoon effort, absolutely incredible. But this channel is where the real action is.
I think you just need more goats
Yea, like atleast 43 or somethin
cows or horses would even do a better job, cows eat a lot of the big rougher grass that goats and sheep don't. Downside is the sloppy shit pies they leave everywhere.
@@PondScummer He could also get chickens or ducks, but yeah, they also shit everywhere.
Thats some real sunk goat fallacy there
Why not give up on livestock and switch to high powered lasers
You need 3 goats and sheep to form a herm of them, and you need to pen them into a specific area, to force them to eat all the grass in that area before moving on.
either use a pen or use a safe lead
A fellow goat-cleaning enjoyer. They're super good with Buckthorn over here.
minecraft moment
As a rangeland agrologist, I can approve, more than likely they are grazing the areas they've already grazed because it's more palatable and they don't have to crawl through the tall grass
This guy knows how to ranch.
I’m confident William just makes videos to fund his hobby farm/ rubbish dump now
I think this is the goal of most UA-cam channels. And I’m happy to support.
@@gregorytruono8924 I miss the wacky project videos :(
@@urbanaerials5614 He's still doing wacky projects ? He's just not making a polished video about them. He's documenting the process of many different projects at the same time instead.
@@ftgv1 on what platform is he documenting them
@@ftgv1which I really prefer this. Makes it seem more fun and goofy. How id basically make stuff with my engineering friends
I feel empty inside; there wasn't a third "cow palace" after "get your tickets now".
cow palace
Ikr, I was expecting that and even said it out loud. Now I don't know about anything. I feel so unsure.
Cow palace
cow Palace
I have never felt more blue balled.
It's scary how much faster the goat works when you properly use a pentagram.
"Do you want to youtube... deliciously?"
don't wanna ruin your fun... but definitely fence them into an area you want to clear the grass from so they graze it. then move it in like a few days once they finish that area.
Kinda wild you're letting them go anywhere lol
Let's be real...should we be surprised?
goats just chilling on the porch XD
The William Osman 2 thumbnail budget has clearly gone up
I actually love the edit of taking the heavy tint off the van windows as you cross the screen at 8:54 to subtly hide that you’re not in the car until you’re on screen.
Dang I didn't notice that at all
I saw it too and went immediately to the comments.
the editing for the entire video was ridden with such details, i love it
Nice edit using his body as wipe.
Why would they give a fake award…. Like all they have to do is say it’s real and it is
Because then Jacksucksatlife would want it 😂
Probably so they dont get people asking for them
@@kyle207 do people ask for awards though?
@@18puppies91 if UA-cam made it, Jack will want it 😂
@@Junitunes yeah like for the 20 million subscriber award they gave to marvel or something people on youtube kept asking where their 20m award is. basically if you give something to someone you have to give it to everyone.
WILL.......do you now really have a scientist in your Backyard---?!??!?!
...William being shocked pouring 3 family size jars of tomato sauce on a table and smearing it around is making a mess.
They have too much area to roam.... Contain them to an area and move them when that area is done. :P
Will and Kevin?
@@incywincy2k I think the both of them and the goats 🐐 lol
Careful where you store that award, it’s a big magnifying glass.
Wouldn’t want another house fire.
Im the pervert into the sauce rubbing. Thank you Big Willy.
What are you wearing this moment?
*evangelion congratulations*
Wet and messy gang UNITE 🌈
@@robertschnobert9090 You said it, pal
No you're not. I can tell by your history.
I like the adhd editing of this man with adhd. It helps with the flow.
7:45 "The perv was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE"
I would be more convinced to go to Open Sauce if you said "Cow Palace" a few more times
I cannot believe it took me 2 years to realize open sauce is a play on open source. William you are a genius.
you need two more goats, see I have 3 and they do a great job
If he has more than one they might breed and then he'd be overrun
@@incywincy2kjust sell the baby to someone else
@@incywincy2kOr like only buy goat of one gender? Like bruh this is such a non issue
@@nguyentandung42 life finds a way
Why does everyone have goats in this comment section
The Men Who Yell at Goats, the direct to VHS sequel to the Men Who Stare at Goats
With only 2 animals and that much area with that much dense grass. It will take them months to see any real impact on it. If you want faster results, you'll need far more goats and sheep than 2.
But since you have 2, for better results, pen them in to a smaller area of the grass. That will lead to them grazing heavily in that section, and thus you'll see results quicker.
I watched the first goat video yesterday and didn't realize that it's a week old now. I thought that he just put the goat video out so seeing this one immediately after is quite comedic.
The gearbox is totalled, one gear doesn’t work.
The sauce is everywhere, one blob on the floor.
Come on Will, get a grip!!!
I remember when we never heard Big Willie swear. It still feels strange to my Little Willie.
Speak to your local college ecology department about having students come do ecology projects on your property. Research useful local plants like fruiting trees and bushes, local flowers that attract bees, dig swales etc
Also research healthier ground cover plants to replace grass with like clover.
William, I heard cows are good at eating grass fast. Maybe add another animal to the collection.
I am an introvert and hardly ever leave my house but I want to travel to see Open Sauce. your chaotic energy is fantastic. keep being a weird human.
We have a herd of 5000 goats that come through our neighborhood (lots of open lands between properties) and it works really well.
Loving the double narratives
Dang he's getting really good at the A and B stories coming together at the end
I'm going to need more explanation for that youtube award.
"get out of my face, I'm not happy with you right now"
This guy dads.
Wait, Will and Kevin live together now? What happened to Kevin's backyard?
The scientist polycule is growing
the scientist's backdoor was busted wide open by Billiam Osmium
The best part of the video was the Fable Music. Brought back some memories
But I want a goat!
You can't marry a goat! :P
@@dorad100what
@@dorad100depends on the state 😜
That went as fast as I thought it would. I'm very happy to see William be this efficient!
This is by far the greatest channel in human history.
I love it that you went with Cheato's theme song from Banjo Kazooie in the very beginning. All the Banjo Kazooie themes
Dude, you have to make the sheep and goat eat your lawn not just let them do it because they will just eat what they like lol. Grab some things that are really heavy you can barely move, get some rope and tie them to it, and periodically check on them and move them around the yard. "Its heavy and I can barely move it" you have a forklift to move the object, and a Kevin to grab the rope and walk them along side you.
9:23 I'd recognize Ian Davis's 4 fingered robo hands when I see it
Get more, make a movable pen with chain link fence panels. Make sure there is fresh water...also thats not a meat goat. We make soap out of the milk because you can't sell unpasteurized milk in Canada
I love the editing in this! Having the two storylines going at the same time is very cool!
I had 4 pet goats, I had to train them but they learned and it worked.
is your background music at the beginning the music from Fable?
I live in Greece. Just ask Mr Panos (UA-cam) how to make your sheep easter-ready :D
I use litime batteries before you got this plug . They power my entire camper van . Really really good batteries !! Even when you screw up and pop your solar fuse and don’t charge them for days on accident .. they pop alive after the protection , very good smart bms
Thanks for the sauce daddy Willy!!!
I have come to accept that this is his main channel now
the fuel pump shutoff switch in the trunk is tripped all you have to do is find the button and push it to reset it
I love how he was out with Mark Rober and had made a drone tracking drone and here he is with a freaking goat
So you are telling me I can't buy you? damn
hes not a goat, hes THE goat
William!!!
Hearing the voice of the open sauce narrator reminds me of Kevan Brighting, and you should definitely get him to do some sort of promo for open sauce
I had a pet goat in highschool for the exact same reason. He wasn't able to eat all the full sized plants but after winter he was completely able to keep up with the new plants.
The real pasta experience is great. Life looks crappier and that's the appeal of real shit.
the pasta sauce made me happy
This is literally the plot of an Always Sunny episode. Charlie and Mac try to make a movie crashing a car into a wall.
as a self certified door handlerologist, i can confirm all you need is 12 more sheep and a pen and some paper to get the grass cut in a nice fade.
the one u made is 1000000000000000000x better than the ai one, the ai one looks like actual shit and most people know that
Will should get a automated lawn mower company to send him one 😂
Lmao 20 years ago my mother had a couple of goats for exactly the same reason. They prefered to eat the trees.
Can we talk about the window being blacked out then not that editing was god
1:20 I love the background music, fable had a great soundtrack
LMFAO... the speed change of the car in the background is perfect!
The skit for the award was really well done and funny honestly, the AI pitch for the open sauce pic was great re imagined IRL
I don’t know what his channels about. But I dig it.
I love the junk yard arc of William Osman!
Very pleasantly surprised when the music from Fable started playing. Though I was a bit confused why the nighttime music was playing during the day.
Goats 🐐 are in the functional group of herbivores called “Browsers” or “Selectors”, their narrow muzzle allows them to be “picky” eaters that as a result are able to eat only the plants with highest nutritional value, which in your lawn is likely to be small herbs, young leaves on trees and even bark ☘️🌱 What you need is a “Grazer”, large, animals with wide muzzles that enables them to consume large quantities of food, but doesn’t allow them to distinguish between herbs and grass. Due to their size they need more food, and due to their more advanced gastrointestinal system can process lower quality food. Sheep are more grazing animals than goats, but for better results you may consider cattle or horses! 🐄 🐴
Birria. Come to our backyard for a childs birthday party and fresh goat just hits the spot for a meal to feed the whole family.
I love this editing style of separate A - B - C plots.
I love the Banjo and Kazooie music ❤
Last video I noticed Katamari music, that was an amazing throwback. To go to this one and hear music from Fable 1, oh my gosh. That was pretty much my first big game
I love the fable music in the background. Gotta love that Bowerstone theme
it's me, i'm into the tomato sauce smearing
The fact that he genuinely expected the accura to start
Love the Fable music in the background
More fun quotes!
"I thought it was going to be Fyre Festival for Makers!"
"I was shocked it WASN'T like Fyer Festival!"
This is my favorite channel on UA-cam rn. Just don’t tell my boss.
The bowerstone fable music is a vibe
The two goats and one sheep I had were evil. Never again.
No pointers just rehashed pain. Get away! Rent goats, never own.
I enjoy how furious William is and how little the Goat and Sheep care.
Also, that Red is pretty.
The chaotic energy of these videos is just exquisite.
The goat looks so happy to greet William every time he walks up
This is the best william ossman 2 video you have done so far
Goats are cool as shit, especially mini ones. I love them so much
Use the giant bear trap to get rid of the goat
This is the only thing I look forward to on Saturdays
the editing details on your second channel are even better than your main channel
My dad used to work for health and safety in the UK which is based on top of a hill that used to be a ww2 radar station, apparently there's a few unexploded mines still there and the sheep that roam the area occasionally set them off.
That makes me think of the 30 Rock character who was the head of NBC's censorship and standards; just aggressively cursing everyone out with every sentence because no one has the power to stop him.
(30 Rock clip, character appears at about 2m46s: ua-cam.com/video/XTXU-BiHaDk/v-deo.htmlsi=V3PDG1DJF3z464BJ&t=166)
"I've only ever had dogs and cats. I know nothing about goats and sheep. I bought some and expected them to do things that I had absolutely no good reason to expect of them. Obviously it's the animal's fault! Fuckin goat!" -William Osmond
bad things will happen if you try to harm tan phillip
Will, this content is golden
I like how this channel started because its the chaotic demonitized william and it's become the more popular william at this point 😂🙈❤️
This is 3 videos at once and they all get more chaotic every time he jumps from one to another.
Someone convince me the music in the beginning isn't from Fable 1:06
I just have to say, that’s a really great trailer for Open Sauce!
Always love the fable music