NEVER buy a goat

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  • Опубліковано 19 кві 2024
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  • @WilliamOsman2
    @WilliamOsman2  Місяць тому +331

    LESS THAN 2 WEEKS to submit your Open Sauce exhibit applications opensauce.com/exhibit-application/

    • @bootyhole
      @bootyhole Місяць тому

      Hello big Willy

    • @Foxexar
      @Foxexar Місяць тому

      This is just a video that should of been titled "This video is for How to Basic". You know dude was a first 100 viewer.

    • @ComputerGameAmbience
      @ComputerGameAmbience Місяць тому +1

      Woodchipper.

    • @lucaspctech
      @lucaspctech Місяць тому +1

      is this the main channel now?

    • @lucaspctech
      @lucaspctech Місяць тому

      YOU NEED MORE GOATS

  • @Ignis_1
    @Ignis_1 Місяць тому +5571

    I have come to accept that this is his main channel now.

    • @pixiegarza
      @pixiegarza Місяць тому +133

      Im okay with that, I LOVE these

    • @rkan2
      @rkan2 Місяць тому +33

      Since he created it tbh. This is how he was before you know..... 😅

    • @thecallan101
      @thecallan101 Місяць тому +35

      Safety third is his main now

    • @DSIVXX
      @DSIVXX Місяць тому +19

      It's the sequel we always wanted

    • @obnoxiouspriest
      @obnoxiouspriest Місяць тому +18

      I'm not even subbed to the other one. I mean it's got great stuff don't get me wrong. The whole renting a raccoon effort, absolutely incredible. But this channel is where the real action is.

  • @LuciaRose
    @LuciaRose Місяць тому +2902

    I think you just need more goats

    • @OkeyPro123
      @OkeyPro123 Місяць тому +78

      Yea, like atleast 43 or somethin

    • @PondScummer
      @PondScummer Місяць тому +76

      cows or horses would even do a better job, cows eat a lot of the big rougher grass that goats and sheep don't. Downside is the sloppy shit pies they leave everywhere.

    • @Hendlton
      @Hendlton Місяць тому +12

      @@PondScummer He could also get chickens or ducks, but yeah, they also shit everywhere.

    • @SteveNoBeard
      @SteveNoBeard Місяць тому +36

      Thats some real sunk goat fallacy there

    • @incywincy2k
      @incywincy2k Місяць тому +24

      Why not give up on livestock and switch to high powered lasers

  • @cobytang
    @cobytang Місяць тому +1854

    You need 3 goats and sheep to form a herm of them, and you need to pen them into a specific area, to force them to eat all the grass in that area before moving on.

    • @andygriffith3358
      @andygriffith3358 Місяць тому +66

      either use a pen or use a safe lead

    • @ShammusWammus
      @ShammusWammus Місяць тому +34

      A fellow goat-cleaning enjoyer. They're super good with Buckthorn over here.

    • @bitternut4463
      @bitternut4463 Місяць тому +25

      minecraft moment

    • @alexmatt1997
      @alexmatt1997 Місяць тому +68

      As a rangeland agrologist, I can approve, more than likely they are grazing the areas they've already grazed because it's more palatable and they don't have to crawl through the tall grass

    • @Andrew-jm4tp
      @Andrew-jm4tp Місяць тому +5

      This guy knows how to ranch.

  • @urbanaerials5614
    @urbanaerials5614 Місяць тому +1636

    I’m confident William just makes videos to fund his hobby farm/ rubbish dump now

    • @gregorytruono8924
      @gregorytruono8924 Місяць тому +58

      I think this is the goal of most UA-cam channels. And I’m happy to support.

    • @urbanaerials5614
      @urbanaerials5614 Місяць тому +9

      @@gregorytruono8924 I miss the wacky project videos :(

    • @ftgv1
      @ftgv1 Місяць тому +33

      @@urbanaerials5614 He's still doing wacky projects ? He's just not making a polished video about them. He's documenting the process of many different projects at the same time instead.

    • @fry7163
      @fry7163 Місяць тому

      @@ftgv1 on what platform is he documenting them

    • @toughzack12
      @toughzack12 Місяць тому +16

      @@ftgv1which I really prefer this. Makes it seem more fun and goofy. How id basically make stuff with my engineering friends

  • @joshuatree9358
    @joshuatree9358 Місяць тому +577

    I feel empty inside; there wasn't a third "cow palace" after "get your tickets now".

    • @Piplup7575
      @Piplup7575 Місяць тому +24

      cow palace

    • @AvidSurvivalist
      @AvidSurvivalist Місяць тому +27

      Ikr, I was expecting that and even said it out loud. Now I don't know about anything. I feel so unsure.

    • @Dumplestiltzken
      @Dumplestiltzken Місяць тому +3

      Cow palace

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. Місяць тому

      cow Palace

    • @T3hJimmer
      @T3hJimmer Місяць тому +5

      I have never felt more blue balled.

  • @chemicalvamp
    @chemicalvamp Місяць тому +265

    It's scary how much faster the goat works when you properly use a pentagram.

    • @DoctorNemmo
      @DoctorNemmo Місяць тому +2

      "Do you want to youtube... deliciously?"

  • @hankcp4992
    @hankcp4992 Місяць тому +113

    don't wanna ruin your fun... but definitely fence them into an area you want to clear the grass from so they graze it. then move it in like a few days once they finish that area.
    Kinda wild you're letting them go anywhere lol

    • @Real28
      @Real28 Місяць тому +11

      Let's be real...should we be surprised?

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 Місяць тому +2

      goats just chilling on the porch XD

  • @qcheg
    @qcheg Місяць тому +355

    The William Osman 2 thumbnail budget has clearly gone up

  • @stephanfiebig4950
    @stephanfiebig4950 Місяць тому +188

    I actually love the edit of taking the heavy tint off the van windows as you cross the screen at 8:54 to subtly hide that you’re not in the car until you’re on screen.

    • @chicken_punk_pie
      @chicken_punk_pie Місяць тому +14

      Dang I didn't notice that at all

    • @kid_scarlet
      @kid_scarlet Місяць тому +2

      I saw it too and went immediately to the comments.

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. Місяць тому +8

      the editing for the entire video was ridden with such details, i love it

    • @Real28
      @Real28 Місяць тому +5

      Nice edit using his body as wipe.

  • @Junitunes
    @Junitunes Місяць тому +205

    Why would they give a fake award…. Like all they have to do is say it’s real and it is

    • @18puppies91
      @18puppies91 Місяць тому +22

      Because then Jacksucksatlife would want it 😂

    • @kyle207
      @kyle207 Місяць тому +19

      Probably so they dont get people asking for them

    • @Junitunes
      @Junitunes Місяць тому +2

      @@kyle207 do people ask for awards though?

    • @WaitingForRevolution
      @WaitingForRevolution Місяць тому

      ​@@18puppies91 if UA-cam made it, Jack will want it 😂

    • @kyle207
      @kyle207 Місяць тому +12

      @@Junitunes yeah like for the 20 million subscriber award they gave to marvel or something people on youtube kept asking where their 20m award is. basically if you give something to someone you have to give it to everyone.

  • @ESMOKER1980
    @ESMOKER1980 Місяць тому +237

    WILL.......do you now really have a scientist in your Backyard---?!??!?!

  • @laggypirates
    @laggypirates Місяць тому +36

    ...William being shocked pouring 3 family size jars of tomato sauce on a table and smearing it around is making a mess.

  • @RyanReich-CivicSi
    @RyanReich-CivicSi Місяць тому +108

    They have too much area to roam.... Contain them to an area and move them when that area is done. :P

    • @incywincy2k
      @incywincy2k Місяць тому +27

      Will and Kevin?

    • @RyanReich-CivicSi
      @RyanReich-CivicSi Місяць тому +2

      @@incywincy2k I think the both of them and the goats 🐐 lol

  • @JTHVideo
    @JTHVideo Місяць тому +36

    Careful where you store that award, it’s a big magnifying glass.
    Wouldn’t want another house fire.

  • @fish5953
    @fish5953 Місяць тому +116

    Im the pervert into the sauce rubbing. Thank you Big Willy.

  • @cmdann8
    @cmdann8 Місяць тому +64

    I like the adhd editing of this man with adhd. It helps with the flow.

  • @MrSchism
    @MrSchism Місяць тому +63

    7:45 "The perv was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE"

  • @MrJurgenman
    @MrJurgenman Місяць тому +28

    I would be more convinced to go to Open Sauce if you said "Cow Palace" a few more times

  • @Theokartistwastaken
    @Theokartistwastaken Місяць тому +28

    I cannot believe it took me 2 years to realize open sauce is a play on open source. William you are a genius.

  • @gamerkemder9001
    @gamerkemder9001 Місяць тому +132

    you need two more goats, see I have 3 and they do a great job

    • @incywincy2k
      @incywincy2k Місяць тому +4

      If he has more than one they might breed and then he'd be overrun

    • @nguyentandung42
      @nguyentandung42 Місяць тому +3

      @@incywincy2kjust sell the baby to someone else

    • @nguyentandung42
      @nguyentandung42 Місяць тому +12

      @@incywincy2kOr like only buy goat of one gender? Like bruh this is such a non issue

    • @himanbam
      @himanbam Місяць тому +6

      ​@@nguyentandung42 life finds a way

    • @Wyvernnnn
      @Wyvernnnn Місяць тому

      Why does everyone have goats in this comment section

  • @Ashab91
    @Ashab91 Місяць тому +46

    The Men Who Yell at Goats, the direct to VHS sequel to the Men Who Stare at Goats

  • @Targe0
    @Targe0 Місяць тому +19

    With only 2 animals and that much area with that much dense grass. It will take them months to see any real impact on it. If you want faster results, you'll need far more goats and sheep than 2.
    But since you have 2, for better results, pen them in to a smaller area of the grass. That will lead to them grazing heavily in that section, and thus you'll see results quicker.

  • @zakaryrichmond396
    @zakaryrichmond396 Місяць тому +17

    I watched the first goat video yesterday and didn't realize that it's a week old now. I thought that he just put the goat video out so seeing this one immediately after is quite comedic.

  • @Margarinetaylorgrease
    @Margarinetaylorgrease Місяць тому +10

    The gearbox is totalled, one gear doesn’t work.
    The sauce is everywhere, one blob on the floor.
    Come on Will, get a grip!!!

  • @dddanmar
    @dddanmar Місяць тому +7

    I remember when we never heard Big Willie swear. It still feels strange to my Little Willie.

  • @c.r.c4101
    @c.r.c4101 Місяць тому +12

    Speak to your local college ecology department about having students come do ecology projects on your property. Research useful local plants like fruiting trees and bushes, local flowers that attract bees, dig swales etc

    • @c.r.c4101
      @c.r.c4101 Місяць тому +3

      Also research healthier ground cover plants to replace grass with like clover.

  • @beastbomber2316
    @beastbomber2316 Місяць тому +4

    William, I heard cows are good at eating grass fast. Maybe add another animal to the collection.

  • @Rabaheo
    @Rabaheo Місяць тому +13

    I am an introvert and hardly ever leave my house but I want to travel to see Open Sauce. your chaotic energy is fantastic. keep being a weird human.

  • @SinForTheSaint
    @SinForTheSaint Місяць тому +3

    We have a herd of 5000 goats that come through our neighborhood (lots of open lands between properties) and it works really well.

  • @DanYosua
    @DanYosua Місяць тому +16

    Loving the double narratives

  • @chicken_punk_pie
    @chicken_punk_pie Місяць тому +5

    Dang he's getting really good at the A and B stories coming together at the end

  • @criticalevent
    @criticalevent Місяць тому +6

    I'm going to need more explanation for that youtube award.

  • @heroclix0rz
    @heroclix0rz Місяць тому +3

    "get out of my face, I'm not happy with you right now"
    This guy dads.

  • @nathankempf1990
    @nathankempf1990 Місяць тому +15

    Wait, Will and Kevin live together now? What happened to Kevin's backyard?

    • @finnshepherd97
      @finnshepherd97 Місяць тому +14

      The scientist polycule is growing

    • @littlekirby6
      @littlekirby6 Місяць тому

      the scientist's backdoor was busted wide open by Billiam Osmium

  • @tony24n
    @tony24n Місяць тому +4

    The best part of the video was the Fable Music. Brought back some memories

  • @LuciaRose
    @LuciaRose Місяць тому +41

    But I want a goat!

    • @dorad100
      @dorad100 Місяць тому +1

      You can't marry a goat! :P

    • @acidicdic4305
      @acidicdic4305 Місяць тому

      @@dorad100what

    • @It-b-Blair
      @It-b-Blair Місяць тому

      @@dorad100depends on the state 😜

  • @jackiecomics141
    @jackiecomics141 Місяць тому +3

    That went as fast as I thought it would. I'm very happy to see William be this efficient!

  • @STIR-FRIED-SUBWAY-RAT
    @STIR-FRIED-SUBWAY-RAT Місяць тому +6

    This is by far the greatest channel in human history.

  • @GlomusIridescens
    @GlomusIridescens Місяць тому +3

    I love it that you went with Cheato's theme song from Banjo Kazooie in the very beginning. All the Banjo Kazooie themes

  • @michaelgibson3479
    @michaelgibson3479 Місяць тому +4

    Dude, you have to make the sheep and goat eat your lawn not just let them do it because they will just eat what they like lol. Grab some things that are really heavy you can barely move, get some rope and tie them to it, and periodically check on them and move them around the yard. "Its heavy and I can barely move it" you have a forklift to move the object, and a Kevin to grab the rope and walk them along side you.

  • @thatminer66
    @thatminer66 Місяць тому +8

    9:23 I'd recognize Ian Davis's 4 fingered robo hands when I see it

  • @spaxx3849
    @spaxx3849 Місяць тому +2

    Get more, make a movable pen with chain link fence panels. Make sure there is fresh water...also thats not a meat goat. We make soap out of the milk because you can't sell unpasteurized milk in Canada

  • @RolandmaddogDeschain
    @RolandmaddogDeschain Місяць тому +1

    I love the editing in this! Having the two storylines going at the same time is very cool!

  • @caterpuss
    @caterpuss Місяць тому +4

    I had 4 pet goats, I had to train them but they learned and it worked.

  • @leefreemanii2622
    @leefreemanii2622 Місяць тому +5

    is your background music at the beginning the music from Fable?

  • @Coen80
    @Coen80 Місяць тому +2

    I live in Greece. Just ask Mr Panos (UA-cam) how to make your sheep easter-ready :D

  • @Drinstall
    @Drinstall Місяць тому +1

    I use litime batteries before you got this plug . They power my entire camper van . Really really good batteries !! Even when you screw up and pop your solar fuse and don’t charge them for days on accident .. they pop alive after the protection , very good smart bms

  • @spacebike420
    @spacebike420 Місяць тому +3

    Thanks for the sauce daddy Willy!!!

  • @Raiden113
    @Raiden113 Місяць тому +15

    I have come to accept that this is his main channel now

  • @cputecch
    @cputecch Місяць тому +2

    the fuel pump shutoff switch in the trunk is tripped all you have to do is find the button and push it to reset it

  • @onkargarg9342
    @onkargarg9342 Місяць тому +1

    I love how he was out with Mark Rober and had made a drone tracking drone and here he is with a freaking goat

  • @alepouna
    @alepouna Місяць тому +5

    So you are telling me I can't buy you? damn

  • @MichaelSuperbacker
    @MichaelSuperbacker Місяць тому +10

    William!!!

  • @coltonbaer5648
    @coltonbaer5648 Місяць тому +1

    Hearing the voice of the open sauce narrator reminds me of Kevan Brighting, and you should definitely get him to do some sort of promo for open sauce

  • @dinomitedomination
    @dinomitedomination Місяць тому

    I had a pet goat in highschool for the exact same reason. He wasn't able to eat all the full sized plants but after winter he was completely able to keep up with the new plants.

  • @oafkad
    @oafkad Місяць тому +5

    The real pasta experience is great. Life looks crappier and that's the appeal of real shit.

  • @davegillbert8947
    @davegillbert8947 Місяць тому +3

    the pasta sauce made me happy

  • @davidrastall5347
    @davidrastall5347 Місяць тому

    This is literally the plot of an Always Sunny episode. Charlie and Mac try to make a movie crashing a car into a wall.

  • @sergemi3606
    @sergemi3606 Місяць тому +1

    as a self certified door handlerologist, i can confirm all you need is 12 more sheep and a pen and some paper to get the grass cut in a nice fade.

  • @olliecatmax
    @olliecatmax Місяць тому +3

    the one u made is 1000000000000000000x better than the ai one, the ai one looks like actual shit and most people know that

  • @timberthewolf733
    @timberthewolf733 Місяць тому +1

    Will should get a automated lawn mower company to send him one 😂

  • @rumista8654
    @rumista8654 Місяць тому +1

    Lmao 20 years ago my mother had a couple of goats for exactly the same reason. They prefered to eat the trees.

  • @runt543thekilla7
    @runt543thekilla7 Місяць тому +1

    Can we talk about the window being blacked out then not that editing was god

  • @semi256
    @semi256 Місяць тому +1

    1:20 I love the background music, fable had a great soundtrack

  • @dougdrinkwater5843
    @dougdrinkwater5843 Місяць тому

    LMFAO... the speed change of the car in the background is perfect!

  • @punkinnonstop
    @punkinnonstop Місяць тому

    The skit for the award was really well done and funny honestly, the AI pitch for the open sauce pic was great re imagined IRL

  • @Cmcmillen77
    @Cmcmillen77 Місяць тому +1

    I don’t know what his channels about. But I dig it.

  • @Rotnoc473
    @Rotnoc473 Місяць тому

    I love the junk yard arc of William Osman!

  • @Stuie299
    @Stuie299 Місяць тому

    Very pleasantly surprised when the music from Fable started playing. Though I was a bit confused why the nighttime music was playing during the day.

  • @Andreas_Buhl
    @Andreas_Buhl Місяць тому +1

    Goats 🐐 are in the functional group of herbivores called “Browsers” or “Selectors”, their narrow muzzle allows them to be “picky” eaters that as a result are able to eat only the plants with highest nutritional value, which in your lawn is likely to be small herbs, young leaves on trees and even bark ☘️🌱 What you need is a “Grazer”, large, animals with wide muzzles that enables them to consume large quantities of food, but doesn’t allow them to distinguish between herbs and grass. Due to their size they need more food, and due to their more advanced gastrointestinal system can process lower quality food. Sheep are more grazing animals than goats, but for better results you may consider cattle or horses! 🐄 🐴

  • @MexicanDre
    @MexicanDre Місяць тому

    Birria. Come to our backyard for a childs birthday party and fresh goat just hits the spot for a meal to feed the whole family.

  • @Jekkin
    @Jekkin Місяць тому

    I love this editing style of separate A - B - C plots.

  • @redninjo
    @redninjo Місяць тому +1

    I love the Banjo and Kazooie music ❤

  • @whoops...
    @whoops... Місяць тому

    Last video I noticed Katamari music, that was an amazing throwback. To go to this one and hear music from Fable 1, oh my gosh. That was pretty much my first big game

  • @danielbrenot5173
    @danielbrenot5173 Місяць тому

    I love the fable music in the background. Gotta love that Bowerstone theme

  • @augustsutor4571
    @augustsutor4571 Місяць тому +1

    it's me, i'm into the tomato sauce smearing

  • @gblikestosew
    @gblikestosew Місяць тому +1

    The fact that he genuinely expected the accura to start

  • @9t_Nyne
    @9t_Nyne Місяць тому

    Love the Fable music in the background

  • @lady_draguliana784
    @lady_draguliana784 Місяць тому

    More fun quotes!
    "I thought it was going to be Fyre Festival for Makers!"
    "I was shocked it WASN'T like Fyer Festival!"

  • @sammcdaniel1564
    @sammcdaniel1564 Місяць тому +1

    This is my favorite channel on UA-cam rn. Just don’t tell my boss.

  • @samlawrence144
    @samlawrence144 Місяць тому +1

    The bowerstone fable music is a vibe

  • @Edwardmadethis
    @Edwardmadethis Місяць тому +1

    The two goats and one sheep I had were evil. Never again.
    No pointers just rehashed pain. Get away! Rent goats, never own.

  • @pvtpain66k
    @pvtpain66k Місяць тому

    I enjoy how furious William is and how little the Goat and Sheep care.
    Also, that Red is pretty.

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 Місяць тому

    The chaotic energy of these videos is just exquisite.

  • @FlintSparkedStudios
    @FlintSparkedStudios Місяць тому

    The goat looks so happy to greet William every time he walks up

  • @MawoDuffer
    @MawoDuffer Місяць тому

    This is the best william ossman 2 video you have done so far

  • @ball8kiwi
    @ball8kiwi Місяць тому

    Goats are cool as shit, especially mini ones. I love them so much

  • @mgn567
    @mgn567 Місяць тому +1

    Use the giant bear trap to get rid of the goat

  • @EricSoundsBad
    @EricSoundsBad Місяць тому

    This is the only thing I look forward to on Saturdays

  • @thelastcube.
    @thelastcube. Місяць тому +1

    the editing details on your second channel are even better than your main channel

  • @wolfboylikesmetal
    @wolfboylikesmetal Місяць тому +1

    My dad used to work for health and safety in the UK which is based on top of a hill that used to be a ww2 radar station, apparently there's a few unexploded mines still there and the sheep that roam the area occasionally set them off.

    • @sir_vix
      @sir_vix Місяць тому

      That makes me think of the 30 Rock character who was the head of NBC's censorship and standards; just aggressively cursing everyone out with every sentence because no one has the power to stop him.
      (30 Rock clip, character appears at about 2m46s: ua-cam.com/video/XTXU-BiHaDk/v-deo.htmlsi=V3PDG1DJF3z464BJ&t=166)

  • @drewharrison6433
    @drewharrison6433 Місяць тому +1

    "I've only ever had dogs and cats. I know nothing about goats and sheep. I bought some and expected them to do things that I had absolutely no good reason to expect of them. Obviously it's the animal's fault! Fuckin goat!" -William Osmond

  • @madfisch473
    @madfisch473 Місяць тому +1

    bad things will happen if you try to harm tan phillip

  • @snikeris012
    @snikeris012 Місяць тому

    Will, this content is golden

  • @Luke_Groundwalker
    @Luke_Groundwalker Місяць тому +1

    I like how this channel started because its the chaotic demonitized william and it's become the more popular william at this point 😂🙈❤️

  • @IcedPTO
    @IcedPTO Місяць тому

    This is 3 videos at once and they all get more chaotic every time he jumps from one to another.

  • @bradysmith000
    @bradysmith000 Місяць тому +2

    Someone convince me the music in the beginning isn't from Fable 1:06

  • @CaseyShontz
    @CaseyShontz Місяць тому

    I just have to say, that’s a really great trailer for Open Sauce!

  • @5hoo142
    @5hoo142 Місяць тому +1

    Always love the fable music