Trump Babbles About Russia’s War on Ukraine & QAnon Claims Jimmy Kimmel Has Been Arrested & Cloned!

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  • The war on Ukraine continues to be the big story of course as famously-neutral Switzerland is taking action against Russia by freezing assets, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has shown great courage under fire and is a helluva swing dancer too, Trump was quarter pounding his little fists at CPAC this weekend explaining in no detail why he believes that there would be no war if he was still in office, he finally has “proof” that the election was stolen from him, shared his plans to run for President in 2024, Americans are fighting back at Russia by pulling vodka from their shelves, Russian OnlyFans entertainers were locked out of their accounts over the weekend, another Trump tell-all book is on the way from former Attorney General Bill Barr, and Jimmy has officially made the QAnon list of celebrities and world leaders that have supposedly been arrested and/or executed.
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  • @marcushilljr8246
    @marcushilljr8246 2 роки тому +372

    Prayers for Ukraine

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 2 роки тому +10

      Your prayers will do so much lol

    • @willjohnboy
      @willjohnboy 2 роки тому +14

      @@immortalsun yeah it does it lifts the spirits of Ukrainian nationals especially those who still have loved ones in the Ukraine, you absolute 🤡

    • @richiejohnson
      @richiejohnson 2 роки тому +4

      Useless BS. Have you called or written to your Congressman and Senators? Prayer is a waste of time.

    • @tos100returns
      @tos100returns 2 роки тому

      This is nothing more than a virtue signal to show everyone what a "good Christian" you are. Your bible is VERY clear about prayer in Matthew 6:5-7, in which you are instructed to pray privately, in a closet.
      The whole of Matthew 6 warns about people who make public displays of their religiosity and piety. You wouldn't know this, because you're a Christian, and Christians don't bother to read their bible. To be fair, it's a horribly written book with lots of flaws. But I digress.
      So many Christians want others to take their religious beliefs seriously. To that, I can only respond with: You first! You take YOUR beliefs seriously first.
      And I don't really care what anyone believes, so long as they DO NOT harm anyone, and that they're actually doing something productive with these beliefs. Declaring belief, or putting it on tacky public display as you have done, is not enough for society. Being public with prayers is something that only stands to benefit YOU.
      Write to your Senators and Congressmen today, and tomorrow, and the next day.

    • @briandavis5128
      @briandavis5128 2 роки тому +1

      @@immortalsun have some faith ,butt face

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +260

    When you force the Swiss to take a side, you know you done F'd up.

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 2 роки тому +7

      Has that ever happened before? Not in my lifetime

    • @samgonzalez1687
      @samgonzalez1687 2 роки тому +4

      They have the money

    • @Caluardo
      @Caluardo 2 роки тому +1

      @@aliengranpa only for UNSC sanctions, because they're obliged under international law

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj 2 роки тому +3

      ....yeah, but now we need a new saying. 'like the Swiss' is officially no longer a thing.

    • @erigon8363
      @erigon8363 2 роки тому +3

      @@stearlers069 Must've or must have. "Must of" is completely wrong, just like the rest of your comment.

  • @RichBriere
    @RichBriere 2 роки тому +8

    I've seen the Tangerine Gibbon NAKED!!!!! 😳😳😳 I'll never be the Same, Sane or able to Sleep Again! Thanks Jimmy!

  • @MayBeMe...
    @MayBeMe... 2 роки тому +6

    I want to thank the man who allowed his body to be used in the "naked Trump" clip.....hysterical to see "Trump" rubbing himself while talking!! I laughed out loud for the first time in a really long time - Thank you!

  • @valeriakorneva986
    @valeriakorneva986 2 роки тому +1704

    I'm Russian and I just pray that this tragedy come to an end as soon as possible.

    • @kittycatmeowmeow963
      @kittycatmeowmeow963 2 роки тому +77

      Stay safe my friend. 🇺🇲❤️🇷🇺

    • @medusaspupil
      @medusaspupil 2 роки тому +60

      I have Russian friends here in USA, stay strong.

    • @videosurfah
      @videosurfah 2 роки тому +57

      Russian is good but Putin is bad which means.....

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому +79

      We're sorry the Russian people are suffering and it is sad to see people die in any war. Especially a stupid one, that's only reason for existing is to make an old man, who can't get it up anymore, feel better. Peace to you my friend. People everywhere hope he brings your fellow countrymen home soon and the sanction can be relaxed.

    • @medusaspupil
      @medusaspupil 2 роки тому +124

      @@videosurfah
      It means:.... not all Russians like Putin.
      Same as ,,,,,, Not all Americans like "tiny hands trump"

  • @commonsense571
    @commonsense571 2 роки тому +95

    Glory belongs to Ukraine !!!🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🗽

  • @largebiff1743
    @largebiff1743 2 роки тому +15

    "When you're born you get a free ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America you get a front row seat." George Carlin

  • @melanietaylor6681
    @melanietaylor6681 2 роки тому +109

    I need to be serious, I want him and all the people of Ukraine to be safe and delivered from this nightmare. Please God protect them and let them return home.

    • @ossiedunstan4419
      @ossiedunstan4419 2 роки тому +6

      God don`t even help believers, So please don`t insult them.

    • @AyeCarumba221
      @AyeCarumba221 2 роки тому +7

      If there was a god, dont you think that none of this brutality and insanity in the world would be happening?

    • @dianem7677
      @dianem7677 2 роки тому +1

      you want all the people of Ukraine to be safe? Get involved! Help them.

    • @cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059
      @cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059 2 роки тому +2

      Soooo God allowed this to happen just so he could be prayed to, to stop it.
      He is a fickle God.

    • @dianem7677
      @dianem7677 2 роки тому +1

      @@cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059 ...but God listens to real God believers not sinners.

  • @jlynn9198
    @jlynn9198 2 роки тому +1540

    President Zelensky was a lawyer also, not just an actor/comedian.

    • @Praetor_Fenix420
      @Praetor_Fenix420 2 роки тому +114

      I am glad that he is a lawyer with a sense of humor, humility, and an iron will to stand up to that bald dwarf Putin. The irony of a comedian taking down the absolutely unhumorous Putin regiem, makes hope for better times. P-Zel is the shinizz!

    • @kaoko111
      @kaoko111 2 роки тому +150

      He's a comedian, but unlike most politicians he ain't a clown.

    • @jerponemyce9497
      @jerponemyce9497 2 роки тому +53

      And a dancer too

    • @fortybelow1973
      @fortybelow1973 2 роки тому +59

      Nobody's perfect. LOL
      I, like most of the world, recognize him as a heroic leader of a courageous people.
      Slava Ukraini !!

    • @CJK04
      @CJK04 2 роки тому +43

      An amazing man with a true heart and brain! I wish America would follow suit and find this kind of leadership, over what we’ve had these past few decades. Someone young too, who is in touch with the modern world and accepts it. Instead of fighting to keep old ways.

  • @heatherwhittaker6169
    @heatherwhittaker6169 2 роки тому +102

    Trump is so repulsive.....

    • @dm889
      @dm889 2 роки тому +6

      well he's good for something. he made all the talk show hosts & comedians rich talking about him.

    • @evenflowsteven
      @evenflowsteven 2 роки тому

      @@dm889 what??? 😂

    • @sazmeros
      @sazmeros 2 роки тому +3

      @@dm889 and society is worse for it

    • @inourvendetta1
      @inourvendetta1 2 роки тому

      Let's see a picture of you 🤣

    • @katinamathurin9288
      @katinamathurin9288 2 роки тому +1

      Very.

  • @Quarterphase
    @Quarterphase 2 роки тому +2

    MY EYES!!! For Gods sake make him STOP!!!!

  • @Billlohman
    @Billlohman 2 роки тому +26

    Just wanted to say that it's been 3 weeks since this broadcast and the alleged tapes that show the "mules" INCONRTOVERTABLY is still nowhere to be found. What a stooge. Must have been stolen w/ Hunter's laptop.

  • @bobgrab4860
    @bobgrab4860 2 роки тому +454

    “Arrested or executed”, then replaced by a one so no one knows their gone. Then what’s the point of the “arrests and Executions” if they just get replaced to do the same thing. I swear these people only get dumber.

    • @ColumbiaQT2001
      @ColumbiaQT2001 2 роки тому +2

      Where’s this list?

    • @831vik
      @831vik 2 роки тому +5

      lol... I think it's with regards to his music guest "star" she's been accused of having been replaced (cough cough) but that's just a wild guess 😜

    • @mrx1333
      @mrx1333 2 роки тому +9

      And more dumber!

    • @derekmulling745
      @derekmulling745 2 роки тому +1

      @@831vik it is kinds funny that she's on this episode tho.

    • @lennyvalentin6485
      @lennyvalentin6485 2 роки тому +36

      These people are mentally disturbed. I once considered some of them might be doing stuff like this (similar clientele to flat earthers and QAnon) as some sort of parodic or comedy routine or performance art, but all evidence points to: no.
      They're simply deranged, and cannot tell their own concocted fiction from actual reality. It's not parody; it's paranoid delusions.

  • @pamrjohnson2493
    @pamrjohnson2493 2 роки тому +29

    Lmfao "he understood me." That pretty much explains it all.

    • @lisabrown7959
      @lisabrown7959 2 роки тому +3

      But he is right.. Putin did understand Trump. As former KGB, trained in Psychological analysis, he understands exactly who Trump is, and that is exactly why he went all out to ensure he was elected. It worked out quite well for Putin while it lasted.

  • @fionahoey6922
    @fionahoey6922 2 роки тому +19

    Jimmy, your DJT naked footage is the best laugh ever!!! I love it!!

    • @gregorhast
      @gregorhast 2 роки тому

      I find this part very distasteful and I can't laugh at it at all. @Fiona Hoey

    • @victordecastro7221
      @victordecastro7221 2 роки тому +1

      @@gregorhast _ have you sent money yet for it's jet ???

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 2 роки тому +2

      Shouldn’t 💩 be wearing his diaper, though? They wouldn’t want him getting Trump all over the place.

  • @carollittlewind6581
    @carollittlewind6581 2 роки тому +11

    I'm proud of him for doing his part not buying anything from Russia.

    • @Hitmonchris5678
      @Hitmonchris5678 2 роки тому

      You realize that China 🇨🇳 is 90 billion times worse and they are in the shadows waiting for us to be another Great Depression caused by Biden will take Taiwan!!!! Biden is the worst the worse President in modern day history and that’s a pure fact!!!

    • @rafaelgomez1200
      @rafaelgomez1200 Рік тому +1

      Im still buying russian drinks and foods idc what people tell me they want to help ukraine go to the frontlines

    • @rhondabailey9238
      @rhondabailey9238 Рік тому

      @Rafael Gomez ~The world will be controlled more and more by dictators like putin/russia and xi jinping/china if putin wins. If Zelensky/Ukraine wins...it will strengthen all the world to keep fighting for Democracy...Even Russia could overthrow their regime and work for Democracy/FREEDOM❣️☮️✌️🕊️🇺🇦💪🌍🌏🌎

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 2 роки тому +358

    Dear Merrick Garland, can you start prosecuting Trump BEFORE he lets the Russians use Mar-a-lago as an airport?

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 2 роки тому +29

      Shhh let him try...we could destroy both with the same missile. Talk about a win win situation !🙂🙂

    • @sunwisecircles
      @sunwisecircles 2 роки тому +7

      yes!! Get on with it

    • @dontsupportrats4089
      @dontsupportrats4089 2 роки тому +1

      MG won't drop charges until close to the election, if ever. There is zero political gain in charges sooner. The AG is a political position.

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 2 роки тому +17

      Time Biden replaced Merrick with someone who wants to do the job.

    • @Beruthiel45
      @Beruthiel45 2 роки тому +13

      @@jlbueno0611 Best idea today. Carry out two bags of trash at the same time.

  • @andrewtodaro2874
    @andrewtodaro2874 2 роки тому +28

    When Switzerland 🇨🇭 takes a side, you know $#!+ just got REAL!

  • @chascurriechascurrie
    @chascurriechascurrie 2 роки тому +6

    Three weeks, five days...no sign of the tape. Must be staff shortages.

  • @waltsnow1762
    @waltsnow1762 2 роки тому +2

    .....as The Orange Marmalade Mussolini still STRUGGLES to read a teleprompter .......

  • @ianmccombie0
    @ianmccombie0 2 роки тому +265

    “This would never have happened if it were my administration..” Did Captain Bone Spurs just admit he’s not the president🤣🤣

    • @jb-i-m4735
      @jb-i-m4735 2 роки тому +11

      It's president bone spurs! He was never a captain.

    • @user-mr7fu8pi2l
      @user-mr7fu8pi2l 2 роки тому +13

      You laugh at childish name calling, but the truth is President Trump is correct!

    • @gazpachopolice7211
      @gazpachopolice7211 2 роки тому +31

      @@user-mr7fu8pi2l yes you are right. Trump is correct. When he says Trump isn't the president

    • @hopeandpeace4632
      @hopeandpeace4632 2 роки тому +18

      No it would never of happened, he would of give it to Putin like he promised him to try to destroy your democracy and to change it into a dictatorship too

    • @JJ-iq5cv
      @JJ-iq5cv 2 роки тому +20

      @@user-mr7fu8pi2l I love your MAGA tears

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 2 роки тому +209

    GOD BLESS the people in Ukraine!!!

    • @rohieram724
      @rohieram724 2 роки тому +5

      Really? He has a pretty crappy way of doing it.

    • @joes9562
      @joes9562 2 роки тому

      Fool

  • @Vlasko60
    @Vlasko60 2 роки тому +3

    “I shudder to think what would happen if Donald Trump were in office right now. Donald Trump was never one to really go toe to toe with Vladimir Putin. I think he genuinely admires the man. If he were in office right now we would be looking at a very difficult and very troubling situation.” - David Brooks

  • @garymartin9665
    @garymartin9665 2 роки тому +57

    Funny how these people hate him but they can't stop talking about him

    • @helenamcginty4920
      @helenamcginty4920 2 роки тому +2

      Yes. I wish they would.

    • @lesburel6106
      @lesburel6106 2 роки тому +4

      Like a dog that bites people, yeah, people will talk about it.

    • @nocturnalrecluse1216
      @nocturnalrecluse1216 2 роки тому +9

      Because he's running again instead of being in prison.

    • @LonewolfBiker94
      @LonewolfBiker94 2 роки тому +4

      Its hard not to talk about a jackass

    • @thebookelf2135
      @thebookelf2135 2 роки тому +3

      @@nocturnalrecluse1216 and he keeps popping up out of his hidey hole.

  • @Nishathakur-sc9cf
    @Nishathakur-sc9cf 2 роки тому +192

    Prayers and love for Ukraine ❤🇺🇦

    • @gracemunich1476
      @gracemunich1476 2 роки тому +1

      Lots of love and HOPE

    • @clemsmith8799
      @clemsmith8799 2 роки тому +2

      Democrat's are taking us back to war again. I guess the world needs American 18 year old kids again to fight for the freedom of other countries. Why? Nobody knows Why American young people need to fight for the freedom of the world

    • @michaelellringer5600
      @michaelellringer5600 2 роки тому

      @@clemsmith8799 And what good would they be, given they can't be away from their Smartphones for one minute. Many would get shot because they were afraid they'd miss an important Text.

  • @cefu90
    @cefu90 2 роки тому +1519

    As a Swiss I'm glad that our government took these (for our country) unprecedented actions against Putin. I feel now we stand on the right side of history. And to get mocked in a loving manner by Kimmel makes my day even though it has barely started (it's 6.30 a.m. here in Switzerland)

    • @janmorgan471
      @janmorgan471 2 роки тому +21

      sexy swiss are awesome THANKS

    • @danielwhyatt3278
      @danielwhyatt3278 2 роки тому +68

      I can only imagine how great this must be for people of Switzerland. Your country is now taking a stance in a way we have never seen before. 👍🏼 Bravo

    • @karlschmied6218
      @karlschmied6218 2 роки тому +49

      @@Juupiter8 You are misinformed and spreading misinformation buddy.

    • @cefu90
      @cefu90 2 роки тому +24

      @@tommyzeus2802 Of course that's our means of communication!

    • @poltotinco4eva
      @poltotinco4eva 2 роки тому +18

      ha genau s'gliche denkt, schad gits bi üs im tv de kimmel nid :-)

  • @qpwodkgh2010
    @qpwodkgh2010 3 місяці тому +1

    The naked Trump was a riot. LMFAO!!! Now, how the heck do I get this out of my brain!

  • @user-mg1bd5rx8u
    @user-mg1bd5rx8u 5 місяців тому +2

    Seeing Stinky Donald “without his shirt” has scarred me for life.

  • @AlexGonzalez-ye4fs
    @AlexGonzalez-ye4fs 2 роки тому +21

    Awesome. Love you jimmy

  • @Omikoshi78
    @Omikoshi78 2 роки тому +963

    Such a great strategist, he managed to make Swiss and German take a stance against Russia, Turkey and Greece to agree on a common enemy, and Finland to consider joining NATO, and pretty much all other 1st world nation is united in condemning and sanctioning Russia as their stock market and currency crash. Very talented.

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 2 роки тому +124

      To quote our great orange philogolfer.."so much winning!!! " 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂

    • @seymourbutts4654
      @seymourbutts4654 2 роки тому +70

      Republicans think Putin is smart so quit hurting their feelings. hehe

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 2 роки тому +57

      Yes and dont forget FIFA has banned them as well

    • @lawrencemckeon6802
      @lawrencemckeon6802 2 роки тому +94

      Meanwhile Captain Bone Spurs is praising Putin. SAD.

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 2 роки тому +66

      And "Sleepy Joe" has been leading from the rear, getting Europe to do the heavy lifting for once. Now THAT is genius. Biden just got back my vote!

  • @crystalshaw8744
    @crystalshaw8744 3 місяці тому +1

    First time seeing this skit. I was eating and almost choked when I saw the Riccola guy...lmbo

  • @Jackie371
    @Jackie371 2 роки тому +6

    Clones?! How do people like Wendy happen? It needs to be studied & corrected.

    • @CowPalace1
      @CowPalace1 2 роки тому

      People like Wendy happen when their parents have sex and a child is conceived .

  • @dubginkxx
    @dubginkxx 2 роки тому +119

    Stand Strong Ukraine....GIVE EM HELL

  • @kathygann7632
    @kathygann7632 2 роки тому +8

    Good for you, Switzerland!

  • @servraghgiorsal7382
    @servraghgiorsal7382 2 роки тому +4

    Ex 45 sure got overwhelming applause when he said ukrainian war wouldn't have happened if he had been president. His voice is SO damn whiny and ingratiating ☹️☹️☹️😡

    • @georgesamirt8857
      @georgesamirt8857 2 роки тому

      Thank you...Servragh , please I'm sorry to bother you with my message, but I must say you seem like a nice lady and worth talking to.

  • @brooklynguy4331
    @brooklynguy4331 2 роки тому +1

    3:35 “… and Trump also said that NATO wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for him… “ Excuse me, but didn’t Trump talk to Bolton and Mattis in 2018 about leaving NATO?
    12:13 Jimmy, would you ask Wendy where I can get a clone? Last summer I was admitted in a hospital four times in a month. Again I was in hospital in April this year. My clone could be my substitute in the hospital.
    - BG

  • @rosenbaum75
    @rosenbaum75 2 роки тому +1581

    Putin has inadvertently catapulted Zelensky to hero status and I love it

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 2 роки тому +61

      I'd never even heard of the guy before this, now I want his damn autograph!

    • @bloozee
      @bloozee 2 роки тому +7

      He did that already in dancing with the stars! Another reality TV dictator !

    • @freedapeeple4049
      @freedapeeple4049 2 роки тому +37

      Putin thought Zelensky was a clown and would roll over at the first sign of serious threat. LOL

    • @lilys7431
      @lilys7431 2 роки тому +7

      Perfectly said!!!! 💛💙💛💙

    • @robertidenya1432
      @robertidenya1432 2 роки тому +11

      @jhdg wishing someone's death is not a good thing to do.

  • @dejaypage1575
    @dejaypage1575 2 роки тому +41

    Salute to those in Ukraine fighting these psychos off

  • @eugenebrown306
    @eugenebrown306 2 роки тому +23

    There you go Jimmy . Say what we're all THINKING . THANKS MAN.

    • @89beverly
      @89beverly 2 роки тому

      That his audience are all...AND THERE A NEW LAW AS OF YESTERDAY....snip snip...

    • @connieburleson6690
      @connieburleson6690 2 роки тому

      Can you really be this dstached from reality? I dont think a mental institution would accept you. Trump says negotiations for peace is the what we need to do. But here comes good ole Jimmy, cant have that peace talk!! Biden mumbling about regime change in Russia is what we need!! Keep provoking ww3

    • @mirsaes
      @mirsaes 2 роки тому +3

      He said "MY BUTT'S BEEN WIPED!"

    • @jbchuckybaby
      @jbchuckybaby 11 місяців тому

      Where is jimmy kimmel now 🤔? Nothing can stop what is coming. Looks like all these "conspiracy theories" are coming true Q

  • @CanadianSmoke
    @CanadianSmoke 3 місяці тому +1

    I remember seeing Donald's reaction in hearing about Putin's unlawful invasion... he said, "Oh... that's wonderful!" In a soft, quavery voice like a feeble, aging grandfather speaking to a grandchild's minor accomplishment in potty training.

  • @joycliffe266
    @joycliffe266 2 роки тому +27

    Naked Trump addressing CPAC - I know it's Jimmy's way of showing that the Emperor has no clothes but the horror, the horror....!

  • @gobigorange
    @gobigorange 2 роки тому +200

    The entire “trump experience “ is by far the most bizarre thing I’ve ever encountered over the course of my life time. How bizarre How bizarre

    • @honeypot-pd2oc
      @honeypot-pd2oc 2 роки тому +23

      me too i'm 97

    • @seymourbutts4654
      @seymourbutts4654 2 роки тому +11

      Like a bad trip. If you know what I mean .

    • @part1801
      @part1801 2 роки тому +6

      You mean reality, it's just not for everyone but it usually wins

    • @christinerodgers1460
      @christinerodgers1460 2 роки тому +16

      @@part1801
      Reality & Trump = oxymoron

    • @part1801
      @part1801 2 роки тому +11

      @@christinerodgers1460 So with the Russia hoax that took 3 years out of our lives and our money, the covid debacle, damaging the integrity of the the FBI while using those resources to go after Trump we wouldn't even be here if Trump were president. You've got to be kidding yourself if you think anything that is going on is acceptable for the American people who provide the resources for this bloated mess of our corrupt and useless government.

  • @davidbroadfoot1864
    @davidbroadfoot1864 2 роки тому +1

    Pulling Russian vodka from the shelves? That's not going to help ... it's already been purchased. How about replacing it with Ukrainian vodka? The Ukraine's HLIBNY DAR vodka is ranked#1 in Ukraine and #5 in the world. As for sales volume, it was #3 in the world (2011 data).

  • @barbaramurrray1802
    @barbaramurrray1802 2 роки тому +2

    That’s pvt bone spur. Captain bone spur makes you think he passed the first grade. Of course pvt bone spur is a slap to the face of pvt that’s actually worked to get where they.

  • @909cvdiesel5
    @909cvdiesel5 2 роки тому +19

    Much Respects to UKRAINE

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +284

    The Ruble is worth about as much as a Trump University degree now. Good job, Vladdy.

    • @derekj1532
      @derekj1532 2 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @lovemoviesful2
      @lovemoviesful2 2 роки тому +8

      Lol!!

    • @ahmedzakikhan7639
      @ahmedzakikhan7639 2 роки тому +7

      What about Hunter Biden ?

    • @JesusRamirez03
      @JesusRamirez03 2 роки тому +22

      @@ahmedzakikhan7639 he’s living in your head rent-free

    • @dm889
      @dm889 2 роки тому +1

      Ya, Vlad the Skewer. He skewed Ukraine, his people & himself.

  • @simonc7779
    @simonc7779 2 роки тому +1

    My niece's father use to always say Britney Spears is a clone, that she passed away with JT back in 2001. I always said to him "well they must've cloned her at birth, as they're both the same age".

    • @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697
      @robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 2 роки тому

      If you are referring to Justin Timberlake, they are not the same age.
      They were born the same year, but he’s 41, born in January.
      She was born in December, she’s only 40.
      My best friend and i were born the same year, but she’s older.
      We are the same age for 26 days.

    • @simonc7779
      @simonc7779 2 роки тому

      @@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 I was referring to Justin in regards to the death, but I'm referring to Britney & her apparent 'clone' being the same age. 🙂

  • @simonc7779
    @simonc7779 2 роки тому +2

    Oh, I see Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera & Miley Cyrus have all been arrested & serving life. I wonder what they've done, anyone? 🤣

  • @4WingedAngels
    @4WingedAngels 2 роки тому +543

    President Zelenzky was a lawyer before becoming and actor, and eventually, president.

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 2 роки тому +41

      We won't hold that against him. 😉
      Seriously smart guy and very brave.

    • @wickedkittie63
      @wickedkittie63 2 роки тому +32

      And he is only 44.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 2 роки тому

      J-L Cauvin, are you listening?

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 2 роки тому +18

      I think he is super handsome too. Putin is just jealous of that guys BDE

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 2 роки тому +11

      I don't know why people act like being an *"Actor"* is a bad thing.. People have to make a living in something.. Plus he was a Lawyer first so anything after the fact shouldn't matter as long as it wasn't illegal in their laws he is good.. Ronald Reagan was an actor and they have him as one of the greatest Presidents ever..

  • @anilachar323
    @anilachar323 2 роки тому +35

    2:50 "Some day, I'll tell you what exactly we talked about..."
    This should be the prologue and epilogue of his autobiography, should it ever come out.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому +2

      Like in two weeks I role out my healthcare plan.

    • @A0A4ful
      @A0A4ful 2 роки тому +2

      @@katiehettinger7857 LOL !- Had forgotten about that 'promise' of his.
      A year before his shock victory, he did boast-"I alone can fix it!"
      But in a year or so into his Presidency, he blurted out, on his inability to restructure the ObamaCare -"Who knew it was so complicated?"

  • @savagedaughter9904
    @savagedaughter9904 2 роки тому +41

    Didn't even realize anyone still watched this guy's show😂

    • @catherinemardling7827
      @catherinemardling7827 2 роки тому +2

      I cant
      But
      It rudely appeared in my utube feed
      I dont troll
      But 😩

    • @camille9ful
      @camille9ful 2 роки тому +1

      Catch up, savage....

    • @savagedaughter9904
      @savagedaughter9904 2 роки тому +4

      @@catherinemardling7827 I don't either why UA-cam put this🤡in my news feed I'll never know.

  • @Ward00
    @Ward00 2 роки тому +1

    "It's all on tape..." Then why haven't we seen or heard about it? Because it doesn't exist.

  • @johnalsop2303
    @johnalsop2303 2 роки тому +933

    Refreshing to see people defending their Capitol instead of attacking it.

    • @lauradawson7676
      @lauradawson7676 2 роки тому +71

      @Ryan Hawkins Angry white guy, are you? Too bad, the world doesn’t revolve around you

    • @mcrestwood7378
      @mcrestwood7378 2 роки тому +37

      @Ryan Hawkins

    • @JJ-iq5cv
      @JJ-iq5cv 2 роки тому +61

      @Ryan Hawkins I love MAGA tears - keep them coming

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 роки тому +36

      @@JJ-iq5cv indeed I flush my morning turds with MAGA tears 😁

    • @thegrove5259
      @thegrove5259 2 роки тому +10

      @Ryan Hawkins they dont understand. They're like the hive mind from star trek. Lol

  • @DeepThought420
    @DeepThought420 2 роки тому +1011

    I stand with Ukraine! They are showing the world what it is to be strong!

    • @marleyex2695
      @marleyex2695 2 роки тому +32

      @Diego Santos 😂😂😂

    • @monmixer
      @monmixer 2 роки тому +7

      Aghan citizens that said they wanted democracy could take a lesson from this. They didn't want it bad enough to fight for it.

    • @cece5088
      @cece5088 2 роки тому +14

      I ❤️🇺🇦

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 2 роки тому +24

      Everyone stands for Ukraine, except the Russian government.

    • @bloozee
      @bloozee 2 роки тому +4

      East Ukraine or West?

  • @danf4447
    @danf4447 3 місяці тому +1

    how so many people can have him spew lies in a fountain of bull in their face and not get angry about it is beyond. me. its not like its hard to disprove

  • @Indivo
    @Indivo 2 роки тому +1

    3 WEEKS are up! Where are the tapes ....

  • @LisaLGruman
    @LisaLGruman 2 роки тому +50

    I appreciate what Joe Namath did in pulling the vodka off of his bar’s shelves to send a message.

    • @videosurfah
      @videosurfah 2 роки тому +2

      Really makes no sense but it shows solidarity I guess...

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому +4

      @@videosurfah he's replacing Russian vodka with Ukrainian, no joke.

    • @LisaLGruman
      @LisaLGruman 2 роки тому +2

      @@videosurfah I guess I thought it was a Russian brand he removed yet it wouldn’t make sense if not. Oh I just read the next gal’s message that he was actually replacing it with Ukrainian vodka which is even more meaningful. Way to go, Joe (Namath)!

    • @videosurfah
      @videosurfah 2 роки тому

      @@katiehettinger7857 why wasn't it initially Ukrainian vodka or the one of the great vodka's of Texas...Tito"s or Dripping springs

    • @diegoclark6832
      @diegoclark6832 2 роки тому

      @@LisaLGruman Hello Lisa how are you doing today.

  • @dameoftruth4022
    @dameoftruth4022 2 роки тому +151

    Half of his administration was indicted for one reason or other while he golfed. What a joke he and his supporters are.

    • @ro33west
      @ro33west 2 роки тому +12

      His supporters are goofy and low IQ

    • @jimbraunworth8623
      @jimbraunworth8623 2 роки тому +7

      @@ro33west only people who are a joke are people that believe mainstream media when any normal person can easily find all information on internet to easily prove without a doubt mainstream media is all fake and everyone that doesn't know it by now is very brain damaged people that need serious help

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 2 роки тому +12

      @@jimbraunworth8623 doink!

    • @Spiritlife01
      @Spiritlife01 2 роки тому +17

      @@jimbraunworth8623 You mean rabbit holes and conspiracies as the alternative.

    • @thegrove5259
      @thegrove5259 2 роки тому

      @@intomnia3313 you seem like a winner huh?

  • @shawntrice6102
    @shawntrice6102 2 роки тому +1

    This video was 2 months ago, I never heard of a tape about ballot harvesting, was I sleeping?

  • @woofersagainstviolence5349
    @woofersagainstviolence5349 2 роки тому +1

    Valeria, I'm not Russian; I am aussie. God Bless You.💖 I also just pray that this tragedy come to an end as soon as possible. 😢

  • @medusav215
    @medusav215 2 роки тому +8

    Praying Ukraine beats em!!! Pray 🙏

  • @Lanwarder
    @Lanwarder 2 роки тому +14

    Zelensky is awesome

  • @astroblue6207
    @astroblue6207 3 місяці тому +1

    I was going to a Trump rally but when I got there I couldn't speak Russian! So they kicked me out for being American!

  • @melly1432
    @melly1432 2 роки тому +1

    Gdamn he sounds like the new guy on SNL with the unprecedented impersonation edit: go away Putin

  • @devy1534
    @devy1534 2 роки тому +68

    Last night, I had an unbelievable dream. I was at a rally and there were millions of people. Hilary Clinton came to the microphone and said: “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the thousands of documents from the White House that are missing because Trump tore them up or threw them in a toilet. I think you will be rewarded mightily by our press.” And the crowd chanted: “Lock him up, Lock him up”. Told you it was unbelievable.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому +2

      😶😐🙂😀😄🤣🤣🤣

    • @zoeyparker8256
      @zoeyparker8256 2 роки тому

      Can’t even believe all these are happening

    • @JD-oz7sd
      @JD-oz7sd 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @henryroif8537
      @henryroif8537 2 роки тому +5

      You are right, it was a dream, reality IS THE OPPOSITE

    • @joymattson8549
      @joymattson8549 2 роки тому

      @@henryroif8537 the opposite of what, exactly?

  • @bartholomewcubbins9723
    @bartholomewcubbins9723 2 роки тому +237

    "[Putin] understood that I didn't play games."
    And Trump never understood that Putin played him.

    • @nathanholman1475
      @nathanholman1475 2 роки тому +10

      How exactly did he play Trump?!

    • @suzannaramirez9689
      @suzannaramirez9689 2 роки тому +15

      Putin has trump on his knees.

    • @nathanholman1475
      @nathanholman1475 2 роки тому +5

      @@suzannaramirez9689 How exactly

    • @nathanholman1475
      @nathanholman1475 2 роки тому +15

      No invasions under Trump but invasions under Biden and Obama

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 2 роки тому +19

      @@nathanholman1475 That's because Trump was busy attacking his own country.

  • @janncoons7445
    @janncoons7445 6 місяців тому +2

    😂😂😂😂drumph what a goofball😂😂😂😂

  • @dawnburns880
    @dawnburns880 2 роки тому +1

    Great show.. Thank You

  • @patahel
    @patahel 2 роки тому +382

    I’m impressed and almost proud that my government (🇨🇭) made the only ethical decision to also sanction russia.

    • @mrrobot8973
      @mrrobot8973 2 роки тому +22

      @Chloe Great and coming in from left field, Chloe Great

    • @barrywalls7175
      @barrywalls7175 2 роки тому +6

      @@mrrobot8973 'but she realises she's playing a different sport and leaves rightfield'

    • @HeriEystberg
      @HeriEystberg 2 роки тому +1

      There are a lot of Kunz in Switzerland.
      GeT iT!? 🤪

    • @sinetteiversen9978
      @sinetteiversen9978 2 роки тому

      Right

    • @patahel
      @patahel 2 роки тому +2

      @@HeriEystberg good one 😂

  • @antoniograncino3506
    @antoniograncino3506 2 роки тому +216

    Zelensky's career as a stand-up comedian prepared him for standing up to Putin.

  • @albeecher4104
    @albeecher4104 2 роки тому +5

    Vote Trump! Biden and his entire circus can resign. Go Trump 💖!!!

  • @ABO-en7xk
    @ABO-en7xk 2 роки тому +1

    Open season on Jimmy kimmel

  • @tammysullivan7152
    @tammysullivan7152 2 роки тому +376

    Zelensky: the comedian who became president.
    Putin: the president who became a joke.

    • @foxopolos9681
      @foxopolos9681 2 роки тому +17

      What a clever comment! Well done! From Lynne, Australia.

    • @fluxcapacitor1621
      @fluxcapacitor1621 2 роки тому +42

      Zelensky: Walks the streets of Kiev without fear of the Russian military.
      Putin: Distances himself from his staff because he fears his own countrymen.
      Putin is a failed leader.

    • @stefanhoimes
      @stefanhoimes 2 роки тому +37

      Tr*mp: the dystopian joke.

    • @jinxsoderling1399
      @jinxsoderling1399 2 роки тому +22

      @@fluxcapacitor1621 dictators always fearmonger when they get older and weaker

    • @maxinel1776
      @maxinel1776 2 роки тому +31

      Trump:the clown who became president

  • @LPerezDancer
    @LPerezDancer 2 роки тому +50

    Let me tell you what happened. On the first meeting between Putin and Donnie, after the electoral college put him in the White House, Putin said, "are you happy that I got you elected President?" and Donnie said "yes sir". Then Putin said; "I don't like this NATO thing" and Donnie said, "yes sir, I will weaken and break it up for you. Whatever you want, I will do for you." Then Donnie dropped his pants and grabbed his ankles. Russia wouldn't have invaded Ukraine if Donnie was president because he would have weakened NATO for Putin and tried to remove Poland and the Baltic states from NATO for some manufactured reason.

    • @Kevin-bl6lg
      @Kevin-bl6lg 2 роки тому +3

      ....probably that's true.
      Donnie might have made a deal with Putin too, asking for Russian troops to be stationed in Alaska to protect the oil pipes

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly!

    • @fatbus0596
      @fatbus0596 2 роки тому

      @@BabushkaBrigade I'm pretty sure that's what's happening rn with Biden lol

  • @pushkin4894
    @pushkin4894 2 роки тому +1

    Why didn't negotiations and options play out during Russia's three week stand on the border

  • @jacquelynwebb5518
    @jacquelynwebb5518 2 роки тому

    I'm praying that it will end soon too!!!

  • @mystronghand4038
    @mystronghand4038 2 роки тому +81

    tRump also claimed his healthcare plan was "so easy" and "2 weeks away" for how many years 😂😂😂

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому +3

      Never said which two weeks. 😉

    • @b3owu1f
      @b3owu1f 2 роки тому +9

      Oh it's coming.. just you wait.. and the likes of which you've never seen before... neither has he.. in the many years hes had it coming in a week or two..

    • @TraitorFelon.14.3
      @TraitorFelon.14.3 2 роки тому +4

      @@b3owu1f
      And people come up to him, with tears in their eyes, asking him.... “Sir. Do people really come up to you?”

    • @MDPToaster
      @MDPToaster 2 роки тому +1

      You have song bird McCain’s grave to spit on for that nonsense.

    • @blue-12316
      @blue-12316 2 роки тому

      @@b3owu1f he never had a health care plan

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 2 роки тому +42

    Been looking forward to Jimmy Kimmel all day!

    • @gigachoof
      @gigachoof 2 роки тому +2

      What a sad day

    • @SassyShay7
      @SassyShay7 2 роки тому +7

      Parkstew.... Yet you're here....

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 2 роки тому +1

      @parkstew How sad does your life have to be that you're spending your time trolling here?

    • @gigachoof
      @gigachoof 2 роки тому

      @@lillyanderson3623 not as sad as someone leaving 545 comments on the same channel.

  • @ericwright2763
    @ericwright2763 2 роки тому +1

    It’s been 2 months and Still we haven’t seen the Tapes!

  • @rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282
    @rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282 2 роки тому +1

    It's needs to come in on the 14th!!

  • @williamb6266
    @williamb6266 2 роки тому +39

    hey, you forgot Sean Hannity as a Putin admirer.

  • @oobrocks
    @oobrocks 2 роки тому +126

    "Let there no mistake: Putin helped Trump running vs Biden," Garry Kasparov 4 days ago on PBS

    • @billuk1413
      @billuk1413 2 роки тому +2

      It didn’t matter the democrats cheat machine was in so he got 81 million faux votes from his basement.

    • @oobrocks
      @oobrocks 2 роки тому

      Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

  • @yonismo4098
    @yonismo4098 2 роки тому +1

    lmfaooooo the ricola guy

  • @SKAR-zn1mz
    @SKAR-zn1mz 2 роки тому

    Its so funny to see the anti Trump sketch interrupted by a “Suzy Bake (but dont eat it) Oven.
    This is becoming hilarious

  • @sunnyinaspen
    @sunnyinaspen 2 роки тому +96

    Ever notice how the person cheating is the one who accuse others of cheating.

    • @terrykelley9404
      @terrykelley9404 2 роки тому +4

      Always

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 2 роки тому +2

      So true.

    • @tombrayton4412
      @tombrayton4412 2 роки тому +1

      I've been a.commercial crab fisherman in Alaska for 42 years. My experience has showen me that when it comes to crab pot thieves, it's ALWAYS THE GUY THAT IT POINTING HIS FINGER AT SOMEOME ELSE AND SAYING, HE DID IT, THAT IS.TRUELY THE GUILTY PARTY

    • @inourvendetta1
      @inourvendetta1 2 роки тому

      So o guess Tom Brady was innocent

    • @tombrayton4412
      @tombrayton4412 2 роки тому

      Free Tom Brady!!

  • @gligia4405
    @gligia4405 2 роки тому +116

    I have never heard of in all my life a former President praise a dictator.

    • @videosurfah
      @videosurfah 2 роки тому +5

      NEVER!!

    • @shari777smith2
      @shari777smith2 2 роки тому +22

      He praised him while he was president too. He's Putin's useful idiot.

    • @gracemunich1476
      @gracemunich1476 2 роки тому +10

      yep, but trumpanzee was a fake inept corrupt criminal president

    • @AmazingChinaToday
      @AmazingChinaToday 2 роки тому +8

      Did you hear Obama caught on a hot microphone making deals with Putin "After the election, when I have more flexibility"?

    • @jKLa
      @jKLa 2 роки тому +1

      It's Trump being a comedian but for a conservative audience. Yes Trump does deliberate stand up comedy for his audience. He isn't being literal all the time.

  • @MrWeedWacky
    @MrWeedWacky 5 місяців тому +1

    My eyes MY EYES!!

  • @stephanodermatt5467
    @stephanodermatt5467 2 роки тому +16

    Hehe, as a Swiss, I thank the show for mentioning us, even though the yodeling guy was definitely Bavarian (German) and not Swiss, what can easily be detected by his clothing, the "Lederhosen"... ;-)

  • @tr7b410
    @tr7b410 2 роки тому +85

    My prayers with the valiant Ukrainian people who are fighting for their freedom.Welcome to the age of Aquarius...♒ power to the people.

    • @owenmersk4626
      @owenmersk4626 2 роки тому +3

      And with the valiant freedom fighters of Palestine and Yemen too, not only white freedom fighters!

    • @mysunnybird
      @mysunnybird 2 роки тому +1

      I don't pray, but I wish all the good things they need to subjugate that horrible monster Putin.

  • @johnsurf509
    @johnsurf509 2 роки тому +1

    Us occupation of Hawaii is the same dam thing!!!

  • @hollyshaw327
    @hollyshaw327 4 місяці тому

    OMG, I’m watching this in early 2024, when news is circling just the last few days of the WH being a “pill mill,” *things like ketamine were on there…* - the way he’s standing there, unable to even completely hold his head up, arms just hanging there… it makes me wonder… and also what was going on right after the election when he vanished for a bit…

  • @robertsmelt6638
    @robertsmelt6638 2 роки тому +68

    Greetings from the UK. Comedy keeps us sane but I hate Donald Trump with an intensity you would not believe.

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 2 роки тому +7

      His Presidency was a symptom of how disgusted we Americans are with party-controlled career politicians.

    • @chrisnine11
      @chrisnine11 2 роки тому +11

      Oh, I'd believe it. Many of us are right there with you.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому +10

      I believe and will match yours.

    • @stephenmorales1096
      @stephenmorales1096 2 роки тому +3

      same.

    • @diegosuarez1563
      @diegosuarez1563 2 роки тому +4

      So do 81 million people in the US. After this fiasco, Trump will lose half of all Republicans.

  • @mamapetillo8675
    @mamapetillo8675 2 роки тому +95

    Something we have kind of in common with Ukraine: their President was a comedian and became President. We had a President that took office and became a joke.

    • @arezooshaytoon
      @arezooshaytoon 2 роки тому +7

      President Zelenskyy stated the most aid he received was from United States! so sit and zip it CLOWN! You are a traitor to your own country!

    • @Dharmarenee
      @Dharmarenee 2 роки тому

      😂

    • @jayr7890
      @jayr7890 2 роки тому +9

      Biden? Yeah we know. Don't worry. His polls numbers show how the country was lied to. But don't worry, Trump's numbers are up and he'll be back to take care of you guys 😉

    • @arezooshaytoon
      @arezooshaytoon 2 роки тому +15

      @@jayr7890 Trump the man who lifted the sanctions to Russia so Putin can become the superpower and become a murderer? Trump who called Putin the Genius? GTFOH. You love Trump so much then move to Russia traitor.

    • @JimmeShelter
      @JimmeShelter 2 роки тому +7

      Biden is more of a tragedy than a joke.

  • @ronnieroo227
    @ronnieroo227 2 роки тому +1

    Slava Ukraine 😳😍🇺🇦 is there nothing President Zelensky can't do, he is so cool. ❤️🇬🇧

  • @Sola-Scriptura444
    @Sola-Scriptura444 Рік тому +1

    Why not show Zelensky at his funniest, When he dances in high heels.

  • @malusignatius
    @malusignatius 2 роки тому +133

    "It would not have happened under my administration"
    Because Trump would have folded so fast you'd think he was packing away for easy storage.

    • @stefanhoimes
      @stefanhoimes 2 роки тому +22

      Or bankrupting another casino.

    • @chrisli1217
      @chrisli1217 2 роки тому +9

      But it wouldn’t tho, that’s why putting wait for sleepy Joe’s term to do it

    • @malusignatius
      @malusignatius 2 роки тому +30

      @@chrisli1217 Annnd the Russian propagandist enters the chat.

    • @lauriedavis7471
      @lauriedavis7471 2 роки тому +13

      Trump got impeached over the phone call to Zelensky.

    • @malusignatius
      @malusignatius 2 роки тому +22

      @@lauriedavis7471 You mean the one where Trump tried to strongarm him into falsifying records, an Zelensky refused?

  • @GalactusOG
    @GalactusOG 2 роки тому +67

    "Russia may be good at chess, But America is good at Poker"
    - Commander Ryker

    • @kategleason6481
      @kategleason6481 2 роки тому +2

      Cute. But I don't think Riker said that.
      Plus...both games are cuthroat.

    • @FlushGorgon
      @FlushGorgon 2 роки тому +2

      Any computer can beat a chess player. I don't know if it's true for poker.

  • @peggymccubbin4142
    @peggymccubbin4142 Рік тому +1

    A lot of em like certain toilet paper too!! So what!!!

  • @muudus_tv
    @muudus_tv 2 роки тому

    I guess I found the perfect target. Good luck Jimmy 👍

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 2 роки тому +62

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙