“If no one died war would be hilarious” -An actual quote from my 4th semester college English teacher. Edit: I tell more stories about the teacher in the replies to this comment. It is there. Edit #2: Very well, logged on to my computer to I don't have to type this on my phone. Lets go: So the dude comes from the City of Hamilton, Canada (this will be important later) in which if you need to know what the place is like he puts it as "a terrible place to raise a family but an amazing place to buy a cheap house and high quality drugs." Anyways, he has this younger cousin that works in Vegas as bouncer. The thing is he's the dude the Casino brings out when the person or people causing the disturbance do not come to their senses. Essentially, a normal bouncer will come up to you and ask you to leave. If you do not, a second bouncer will come up to you as well. At this point a small man (usually under 5 ft) comes out of a back room with a fairly hefty entourage to confront the person. It should be noted that this dude usually has a fair amount of cuts and scrapes on him. If all else fails, my professors cousin is then called on the scene. One week, my professor is in the area and his cousin (who he is really close too) invites him into the casino and chill in the backroom where he waits to be called on. It's pretty much a dimmly lit room where he watches movies all day and becuase of it has better film knowledge than almost anyone you will ever meet. I mean, he's literally seen every movie pretty well. Anyways, my professor's visit happened to coincide with a massive college football tournament/playoff (doesn't really matter) taking place in Vegas and the winning club chose the casino he was at as their celebration playground. Needless to say, young football players high on victory and Vegas don't mix well and some of them begin to get a little too routy. After going through the order of people as described earlier my professor's cousin is called out. My professor follows him out and takes a vantage point on a balcony above the room. That night he witnessed his cousin end the football careers of 5 guys, messed them up that bad. Anyways a couple months go by and my professor gets a phone call from his cousin saying they've made a movie about the whole fiasco, and apparently (although I have not found evidence to back this up) they have Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson or someone like him casted to play him. My professor asks him how he feels about it and his cousin responds "the guy they got to play me is way too small." So that's one story. It's rather funny because my professor said that when they were kids he used to bet up on his cousin all the time. As you can imagine anyone living in that kind of position probably has some shady back story and you'd absolutely be right. So apparently, my profssor's cousin (who I will start refering to as Dave because I hate typing that out "my professors cousin" everytime) is not allowed back into Canada or has some kind of police record. TL;DR: Dave needs to stay on the low. Anyways, Dave is visiting my professor here in Canada and they're driving through one of the cities here one night in my professors small car (if you need reminding, Dave is an absolute unit). As their driving down one of the streets this guy in a pickup truck starts tailgating them and honking. Dave is quick to anger (as you could imagine) so my professor (who is driving) tries talking him back down. Eventually they pull up to a stop light and the guy in the pickup truck tosses a drink at them. This puts Dave over the edge. This hunk of a man emerges from the car and starts making his way toward the truck. The guy in the truck presumably shitting his pants quickly rolls up his window and locks the door. Dave walks up to the truck, punches through the windshield, grabs the guy, and pulls him through the windshield dislocating his shoulder in the process. Dave then starts pounding the guy on the truck hood. My professor, absolutely horrified the police may show up jumps out of the car and yells "felony!" The red mist in Dave's eye begins to clear and he slowly takes the guy whom he is easily holding in one hand and is in complete shock over to their car and puts him the back seat. They then drive him to the hospital where an ER nurse asked what happened. My professor says the guy hit a deer and the guy who is on a strecher shakes his head in aggreeance as Dave casually death stares him. Needless to say Dave left pretty soon after but the police where never notified. So getting back to the part where my professor is originally from Hamilton, there are a lot of interesting stories there as well. For starters: he attended the first high school in Canada that was directly attached to a Police Station. This is easily explained as one time they played floor hockey in the gym in the dark by soaking tennis balls in kerosene and lighting them on fire. Anyways, when he was younger he lived across the street from this guy that nobody liked. Your stereotypical Nickolodean villian that keeps all the kids toys that end up in his yard. To get back at him my professor and his friends decided to remove a gaint wasps nest from the side of his house and lock it in the guys car. To accomplish this my professor dressed himself in a few layers of winter jackets, hockey goaltender equipment, and a snowmobile helmet (it's the middle of July btw), took a hockey stick and knocked the nest into a garbage bage. During the telling of the story he said "if you ever get the chance, hold a garbage bag full of angry wasps; you feel like God." After a few good shakes, he tosses the bag in the car and he and his friends wait. As you can imagine the wasps begin to conjugate on the windows of the car and when the guy returned, expecting it to be them went back inside his house and pulled out a powerwasher and began spraying down the inside of his car without being stung. It should be noted that a few months later the guy was let of on murder charges after he had shot an attempted burglar while this guy was trying to climb to the upstairs window of their neighbours house. Anyways, there are more believe it or not but I think it is a good place to stop for now. Cheers all!
@@crazyfriend50 He told some of the greatest stories, some I will tell you later today because they are amazing. Ironically, he would go on to say that he doesn’t understand why people like violent video games about a month later. Like dude, you basically described why we liked them. Edit: The stories are in the next comment in the replies. They've always been there.
Imagine you're in world war II. You've watched each and every single one of your squad mates die You're the last survivor. This is your final deployment but do you even want to go back? War has changed and scarred you for life You don't know what it means not to be in war. Suddenly a Canadian ally runs up to you holding a shovel and he says "hey we're going to get a bunch of guys together and have a shovel fight to the death when to join" You've never said yes to something faster in your life
You lost all your close friends and your little brother who you had been very close. Your brother died infront of you in a blaze of a flamthrower screaming for his life. Then you see 3 Americans running and teabagging his corpse while hitting each other with a shovel
You are a soldier in ww2. Your friends died next to you but you keep fighting. Suddenly you hear, over the sound of hell, a few voices. In the heat of the battlefield there is a group of soldiers. Psychopaths, who keep telling jokes, run wild and scream. Pure chaos seams to follow them yet they achieve the impossible. You turn and run further. "If they can kill and protect the land I can too." One breath, you scream and start shooting at the enemy. No one will come past you today. May the enemy pray for mercy to your gun. That day a true soldier was born and the almighty heros vanished as soon as they came. Sometimes you can still hear the faint jokes and screaming laughter in the old trenches.
The dirtiest thing about this game is you feel you’re about to pull the dirtiest and nastiest flank known to man kind but you get one tapped from behind across the map
Man the fact that he laughed at everything makes my day 100% better Edit: thank you guys for the likes I’ve been going through depression lately this means so much to me 😊
Imagine you're in the trenches during world war II. Enemies are approaching, comrades and friends are literally getting shot around you. And in the distance, you just hear this exchange 1:12
(Smii7y): "An enemy threw a crazy grenade and it landed next to us..." Even Smii7y considers himself a danger to his enemies as well as both himself and his friends. 😂🤣
I adore these actually funny and cool online interactions with other random players they got, it’s so awesome when you can get grouped with fun people like that and not toxic, overly serious, mean people
I remember back when Medal of Honor and Call of Duty never allowed us to unload the clip and reload a new one in the M1 Garand. Times have changed. It's so beautiful now
It was brilliant fun when my friend pointed out you were in the same game as us. Makes the video a little more special, cheers for the laughs lads! Walking Flæshlight and Lord Walrus says hello.
I think I quite enjoyed war personally
You only enjoyed it cause you got to watch Smii7y get destroyed 😂
War changes people...
whats the name of the game
Shut up Tucker
@@valiuksas2314 Hel Let Loose
Steven Spielberg was inspired by us to make Saving Private Ryan
si
What game is jt
@@Alejandro_Br. hell let loosr
Vin Diesel plays your part.
Edit: 5:47 proves it🤣🤣🤣 i feel like I predicted the future.
ya'll aint saving shit bro lol
_"ELI GET OUT OF THE ROAD!"_
Eli: * bleeding out, watching as whole life flashes before his eyes *
why wase these video age restricted a day ago
Eli: *choking death sounds*
@@Ow1KnightScribe the immersion was too real
“If no one died war would be hilarious”
-An actual quote from my 4th semester college English teacher.
Edit: I tell more stories about the teacher in the replies to this comment. It is there.
Edit #2: Very well, logged on to my computer to I don't have to type this on my phone. Lets go:
So the dude comes from the City of Hamilton, Canada (this will be important later) in which if you need to know what the place is like he puts it as "a terrible place to raise a family but an amazing place to buy a cheap house and high quality drugs."
Anyways, he has this younger cousin that works in Vegas as bouncer. The thing is he's the dude the Casino brings out when the person or people causing the disturbance do not come to their senses. Essentially, a normal bouncer will come up to you and ask you to leave. If you do not, a second bouncer will come up to you as well. At this point a small man (usually under 5 ft) comes out of a back room with a fairly hefty entourage to confront the person. It should be noted that this dude usually has a fair amount of cuts and scrapes on him. If all else fails, my professors cousin is then called on the scene.
One week, my professor is in the area and his cousin (who he is really close too) invites him into the casino and chill in the backroom where he waits to be called on. It's pretty much a dimmly lit room where he watches movies all day and becuase of it has better film knowledge than almost anyone you will ever meet. I mean, he's literally seen every movie pretty well.
Anyways, my professor's visit happened to coincide with a massive college football tournament/playoff (doesn't really matter) taking place in Vegas and the winning club chose the casino he was at as their celebration playground. Needless to say, young football players high on victory and Vegas don't mix well and some of them begin to get a little too routy. After going through the order of people as described earlier my professor's cousin is called out. My professor follows him out and takes a vantage point on a balcony above the room. That night he witnessed his cousin end the football careers of 5 guys, messed them up that bad.
Anyways a couple months go by and my professor gets a phone call from his cousin saying they've made a movie about the whole fiasco, and apparently (although I have not found evidence to back this up) they have Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson or someone like him casted to play him. My professor asks him how he feels about it and his cousin responds "the guy they got to play me is way too small." So that's one story. It's rather funny because my professor said that when they were kids he used to bet up on his cousin all the time.
As you can imagine anyone living in that kind of position probably has some shady back story and you'd absolutely be right. So apparently, my profssor's cousin (who I will start refering to as Dave because I hate typing that out "my professors cousin" everytime) is not allowed back into Canada or has some kind of police record. TL;DR: Dave needs to stay on the low. Anyways, Dave is visiting my professor here in Canada and they're driving through one of the cities here one night in my professors small car (if you need reminding, Dave is an absolute unit). As their driving down one of the streets this guy in a pickup truck starts tailgating them and honking. Dave is quick to anger (as you could imagine) so my professor (who is driving) tries talking him back down. Eventually they pull up to a stop light and the guy in the pickup truck tosses a drink at them. This puts Dave over the edge. This hunk of a man emerges from the car and starts making his way toward the truck. The guy in the truck presumably shitting his pants quickly rolls up his window and locks the door. Dave walks up to the truck, punches through the windshield, grabs the guy, and pulls him through the windshield dislocating his shoulder in the process. Dave then starts pounding the guy on the truck hood. My professor, absolutely horrified the police may show up jumps out of the car and yells "felony!" The red mist in Dave's eye begins to clear and he slowly takes the guy whom he is easily holding in one hand and is in complete shock over to their car and puts him the back seat.
They then drive him to the hospital where an ER nurse asked what happened. My professor says the guy hit a deer and the guy who is on a strecher shakes his head in aggreeance as Dave casually death stares him. Needless to say Dave left pretty soon after but the police where never notified.
So getting back to the part where my professor is originally from Hamilton, there are a lot of interesting stories there as well. For starters: he attended the first high school in Canada that was directly attached to a Police Station. This is easily explained as one time they played floor hockey in the gym in the dark by soaking tennis balls in kerosene and lighting them on fire.
Anyways, when he was younger he lived across the street from this guy that nobody liked. Your stereotypical Nickolodean villian that keeps all the kids toys that end up in his yard. To get back at him my professor and his friends decided to remove a gaint wasps nest from the side of his house and lock it in the guys car. To accomplish this my professor dressed himself in a few layers of winter jackets, hockey goaltender equipment, and a snowmobile helmet (it's the middle of July btw), took a hockey stick and knocked the nest into a garbage bage. During the telling of the story he said "if you ever get the chance, hold a garbage bag full of angry wasps; you feel like God." After a few good shakes, he tosses the bag in the car and he and his friends wait.
As you can imagine the wasps begin to conjugate on the windows of the car and when the guy returned, expecting it to be them went back inside his house and pulled out a powerwasher and began spraying down the inside of his car without being stung.
It should be noted that a few months later the guy was let of on murder charges after he had shot an attempted burglar while this guy was trying to climb to the upstairs window of their neighbours house.
Anyways, there are more believe it or not but I think it is a good place to stop for now. Cheers all!
They are almost correct
Since without death then war just isnt war but that teacher sounds really cool
@@crazyfriend50 He told some of the greatest stories, some I will tell you later today because they are amazing. Ironically, he would go on to say that he doesn’t understand why people like violent video games about a month later. Like dude, you basically described why we liked them.
Edit: The stories are in the next comment in the replies. They've always been there.
@@theironrhino110 i see
That’s so iconic
@@theironrhino110 heyoo bro
"Suppressing fire!!"
"SHUT THE FRICK UP!!!"
made me laugh so much and it's just a minute and a half in
Actual gold.
Isnt that squimskom who said "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
this game is called "Hell Let Loose" for anyone wondering
Thank you, good sir.
Thanks man :D
Thanks, I wonder why it wasn’t in the description.
Is it on console by any chance?
I was wondering and thanks
Imagine you're in world war II. You've watched each and every single one of your squad mates die You're the last survivor. This is your final deployment but do you even want to go back? War has changed and scarred you for life You don't know what it means not to be in war.
Suddenly a Canadian ally runs up to you holding a shovel and he says "hey we're going to get a bunch of guys together and have a shovel fight to the death when to join" You've never said yes to something faster in your life
They call me GRAVE DIGGER
You summed up this whole episode. PTSD inducing in the first half and shovel fight stupidity in the other.
You lost all your close friends and your little brother who you had been very close. Your brother died infront of you in a blaze of a flamthrower screaming for his life. Then you see 3 Americans running and teabagging his corpse while hitting each other with a shovel
You are a soldier in ww2. Your friends died next to you but you keep fighting. Suddenly you hear, over the sound of hell, a few voices.
In the heat of the battlefield there is a group of soldiers. Psychopaths, who keep telling jokes, run wild and scream. Pure chaos seams to follow them yet they achieve the impossible.
You turn and run further. "If they can kill and protect the land I can too." One breath, you scream and start shooting at the enemy.
No one will come past you today. May the enemy pray for mercy to your gun.
That day a true soldier was born and the almighty heros vanished as soon as they came. Sometimes you can still hear the faint jokes and screaming laughter in the old trenches.
WHY NOT TF2 SOILDER
Man, I remember my grandfather telling me stories like this from the war, shovel fights were a rare privilege saved largely for officers
Nice
cap
Kinda sounds like nade fights in 'nam
The dirtiest thing about this game is you feel you’re about to pull the dirtiest and nastiest flank known to man kind but you get one tapped from behind across the map
Or random mortar fire or accidentally killed by your own team
@@oftheHowl "accidentally"
"This is Hot Dog 7, over." Got to be a whole other level of patriotism right there.
Not at all, but a not quite cleverly disguised German spy. A real American would be Hamburger 7
@@timothyeachus7242 Hamburgers are global, but the Hotdog will always be served at a Baseball game.
I just heard it in the video the exact time I saw your comment
"I hate democracy"
Roleplaying the Germans a bit too hard there, Smii7y.
I fuckin hate those bots that spam these links
So this is how democracy dies
@@damagicalrhino7951 with thunderous memes
He's committing
He wasn’t roleplaying
😳
6:00 “I’m gamer leaning!”
“That’s just purple GFuel”
Why did I laugh so hard at this?
your humor is broken that's why
its humor, that why ye laughed
I read this as it was said in the video lol
I LITERALLY SPAT OUT MY GFUEL
now its actually a gamersupps flavor lol, smii7y predictions moment.
I just want to see Smii7y and his friends actually be extras in a war movie, I want to see warzone strats in ww2 by Smii7y
@@mariat5860 LMAO PLEASE NOT ON UA-cam
@@raye5066 ITS NOT JUST ON UA-cam??????
@@noraimanrai5112 YEAH- it’s literally everywhere
@@raye5066 DAMN BRO THATS CRAZY
@@thedenseone6443 I’m sure y’all will notice them more… I’m just like- why here ;-;
Fr gon contaminate Smii7y’s channel
"Nothing but ear problems and PTSD"
My grandpa:
"That there's _my_ grandson"
7:14 The German saying "What is Uber?" Cracked me up 🤣
Same man, I spat my water.
“Corporal Tucker.”
“WHAT?!”
“Fuck you.” * gets shot & dies *
This scene has to be the most hilarious by far. Those last words are amazing.
Bruh, imagine if Matt was in this session, it would’ve been NUTS😂
the chaos would be glorious. I was half expecting him to be there to.
wrong war, you about 60 years early
IGNITE THE FIREEEEEE!!!!!
“oh my god it's just like home!”
Man I saw the stream ages ago and was wondering when the video on this would be out xD
when
when did i ask
@@dxllarsigns no one cares whether you asked or not lmao
@@dxllarsigns BRO YOUR SOOOOOOOO FUNNY
@@dxllarsigns omg i’m dying of laughter ahahahahahahahhaa
Oh man. I love how Tucker understands "I will never leave a fallen comrade" better than half of my battle buddies at BCT did.
Damn
9:30 "OH, ya boi just got a headshot-AUUGH"
Man the fact that he laughed at everything makes my day 100% better
Edit: thank you guys for the likes I’ve been going through depression lately this means so much to me 😊
what game is this? do u knkw
it looks like battlefield but idk
@@coleimrey602 hell let loose, basically squad but bigger and ww2
@@rorywatt9752 is it on ps4
@@coleimrey602 i think its a ps5 game
Imagine you're in the trenches during world war II.
Enemies are approaching, comrades and friends are literally getting shot around you.
And in the distance, you just hear this exchange 1:12
"War is hell" - Everyone, including Smiity
14:02 the spectacle of three soldiers beating a tank with shovels while it yells "HEY! STOP HITTING ME!" is just 😌👌
4:44 imagine dying like that in the actual war
“WAR IS HELL”
Yes Smii7y, war is hell
(Smii7y): "An enemy threw a crazy grenade and it landed next to us..."
Even Smii7y considers himself a danger to his enemies as well as both himself and his friends. 😂🤣
2:30 COME ON he set you up for the best come back "i cant wait to get home and see your wife and kids"!
8:38 Possibly one of the greatest “spur of the moment” parodies I’ve ever heard.
7:05 this clip is one of the best I've seen in this whole goddamn game
i love how everytime he dies he screams on the top of his lungs
"Hey everybody fo- **screams in terror** "
"aeeugghhh-"
10:00 POV: You are a mythical being destined to save the world
0:07
"where are you guys right now?"
here, there, and over there
I would love to see more of this on the channel
4:51 He said "right there" and get's the "over theeeeeere" Achievement :D
11:54 had me rolling on the ground that was just perfect timing
1:34 one of the most convincing "cover me" demands I've ever heard in my life.
I love these 4 as a group. and this game was unbelievably entertaining to watch :)
13:50
THAT PART HAD ME LOSING IT LMAAAOOOO
How can anyone not like this video. The beginning is pure and utter chaos I love it 😂
Mumbo number 5 joke had me in stitches!
I adore these actually funny and cool online interactions with other random players they got, it’s so awesome when you can get grouped with fun people like that and not toxic, overly serious, mean people
Exactly, this is why i want to play this game on my channel soon. Looks very fun and interesting
16:00 "OH NO OH SHI-" **everybody dies**
3:20 "that american had his last white picket fence"
The trucks have the 'your finally awake' vibes
6:12 that's like real smoke wtf
"Kobe, be with me!" - Smii7y fighting in 1940 WW2
yess more of my fav youtubers playing hell let loose, this game is a gem. Way too underrated
I love this game! Can’t get enough of this game
1:40 dude on the lmg is going hard af
10:07
"Hey you! Your finally awake!"
THIS IS WRONG I SHOULDN'T BE HERE
0:27 “I’M KEEPING MY AUDIO FULLY UP FOR FᵘLL IMMERSION”
8:44 war in a nut shell
I especialy love their beatifull russian accent when talking german.
I remember back when Medal of Honor and Call of Duty never allowed us to unload the clip and reload a new one in the M1 Garand. Times have changed. It's so beautiful now
1:10 I laughed so much I started crying
Coming home from school. And then seeing him posting. Man. The timing
Jesus what school do u go to getting off at like 1:30
@@NogoodKookster time zones
@@NogoodKookster there’s different time zones lmao
@@NogoodKookster not everyone live in same timezone kid
@@NogoodKookster get out at 2:15 and got one at 3:10 :o
2:00 I swear I heard him say "ALLAHUAKBAR"
“Cabbage Field” needs to be a part of the minus channel. It’s so good!
“War is not fun” has shovel fight
This is hilarious lol I loved when the squib dude screamed
7:51
“There are like 20 germans..”
While holding the kar98
2:10 "proceeds to use killa queen to dominate"
10:53 that ford joke was so left field for me I spat out Sprite all over my monitors
This reminds me of old days when I use to play COD. Good old days...
My friends showed me this game months ago and I fell in love with it! So happy to see my favorite UA-cam play it!!
What is it? I’ve been looking for a game like this, don’t suppose this is hell let loose?
@@dodgy_jammer281 Hell Let Loose
@Searoof Hell Let Loose
@@donald3936 where can I get it
The "eughhh!!!!" sound smiii7y makes when he dies got me laughin bruh
3:35 that was the softest warcry I've ever heard
ELI GET OUT OF THE ROAD!
meanwhile Eli: "bleeding to death,chocking,suffocating watching his life disappear
5:58 I’m watching this 2 years later and they predicted Yumi’s gamer lean Gsups
It was brilliant fun when my friend pointed out you were in the same game as us. Makes the video a little more special, cheers for the laughs lads! Walking Flæshlight and Lord Walrus says hello.
5:46 i can't stop laughing!!! Hahahahah
1:20 for your information he said "I FUCKING HATE IT" your welcome
Smii7y predicted The group's gamersupps flavor 2 years before with gamer lean, hes too damn powerful
War be like
30% Gunfight
70% Screeching screams
13:25 was the funniest for me
I don't know what's going on...but I'm enjoying every second of it! Love the chaos Smii7y and his friends bring!
These intros are always god tier. Anyways, donate to #TeamSeas
Watching this as a German is really funny
14:23 you can see the grenade on the left side of the tank at first i thought it was an enemy bazooka
10:23 ''I just witnessed like 4 of our teammates get annihilated'' (laughs)
I need a compilation of whatever noise Smitty makes when he dies in this game!
15:35 Travis Scott concerts be like
Note for those wondering, the real song SMii7Y was humming at 8:37 is "Mambo No. 5", by Lou Bega (Great song by the way)
13:42 Kim Jung Boom😂
9:00 Robot Mr. Krabs
Finally, someone I watch plays this game.
What is the name of this game
@@balibo07 hell let loose
9:26 this is the part where the narrator would say “that transport was not theirs”
1:20 this made me immediately hit the like button
6:50 literally me lighting any firework
No joke as soon as he said "I'm keeping my audio fully up for immersion" a hecking helicopter flew by overhead. Intense as heck out here bois
4:06 it was done with the right hand not the left
You're fun.
Smii7y: war is not fun
Also smii7y: constantly laughs throughout the video
"War is Hell!"
This is the best thing I’ve seen from a war game. I NEED MOAR!
I love how all the boys are just like "Yeah shovel fight!" like they already on the same wavelength.
2:25 " I cant wait to see my wife and kids" 5 seconds later he gets gunned down
@@mariat5860 Horse
13:01 That "Fuck you" on beat lol
I just realized he ment that the bullets fired at the beat he was talking.
7:06 "Übermensch" lol
I love this game so much, glad to see videos on it