Meet the World’s Worst Roommate
Вставка
- Опубліковано 12 вер 2021
- Thank you all so much for one million!!
If you’d like to support the channel and earn access to exclusive content, check out my Patreon below
/ hoodnature
Subscribe, turn on ALL post notifications and make sure to drink water and hug your mother.
Check out my LinkTree!
beacons.page/mndiaye_97
Follow me On
Tiktok: vm.tiktok.com/ZMeHbphcx/
Instagram: mamadou_mello?i...
"Orcas are disrespectful sociopaths that find joy in killing other animals for no reason"
(2 seconds later)
"Orcas are the best grandmas"
The magic of duality.
You can be a disrespectful sh*t to others and still be good to your family.
they can be both!
@@mondenkindqueen Dominic Orcato
My dude, you ever seen that picture of a grandma with a rocket launcher? That's not an anomaly. That's like 90% of grandmothers. Mine got sick of squirrels eating from her bird feeders. So she bought a gun and started picking them off. No she didn't get a cat. She didn't get squirrel proof feeders. She went from zero to murder.
"The homicidal sea panda is truly a cheat code..... Also they're the BEST grandmas"
?
Yes
After my grandma
You know what? That's a fact!!
@@monk3811 when you let your grandmas greatness be known, i felt that
My favorite line about the Stonefish was from a different video you did. "Its like choosing invisibility as a super power and unloading a full clip into someone because they stepped on your foot."
The black-banded sea snake is actually so chill that a bunch of people used to find them at the beach and wear them around their necks for a while. They stopped when they found out a single droplet of their venom could issue 60 cease and desists on life.
"Just like people, you don't need venom to be toxic."
This dude only speaks one language. And it's facts.
I’m honored to be the first reply
Ayyy we meet once again
Also, yes
Lmao
This is a certified hood classic
I’m honored to be in in a minute
"We have snakes in an ocean. And I'm not talking about your ex at a beach."
Bruh...😂😂😂😂😂😂
@abbsnn cose that was my favorite episode
People with a normal breakup:👁👄👁
Like “i feel like im not prepared for a relationship could we break up I’m sorry” “oh no I understand its okay if your not ready we could put us in hold”
I cried laughing at this line. He be killin me! 💀💀
Truth!
I love how he mixes facts n dark humor flawlessly 🤣🤣🤣
I found one of those parasites in a wild red snapper I bought from the local fish market once in Seattle. I kept it and took it to my environmental science class the next day. Classmates all thought I was effing nuts and asked me not to bring anything like that again while our teacher interrupted telling me "no please DO bring them in next time!". XD That class was fun and that parasite freaked me the hell out when I first found it cause it was still alive and moved. 😂😂😂
Hagfish: *feels a little threatened*
Also Hagfish: This is my kingdom come, This is my kingdom come
sus
sus
This made me laugh harder than I should've-
*Imagine Dragons intensifies*
No matter what we breed
This man is like sarcastic teenage version of Octonauts, best kid show next to Wild Kratts for learning about the world!!! This is a compliment.
Omg i remember those shows
Now i miss them
Awww
Ty :)
And y e s
Haha are you sponsored
Damn my childhood
I remember that show, the nostalgia 🥲
Seriously discovered this guy last week, and I simply can’t get enough. He is amazing and his comparisons, or descriptive names, for the animals is amazing!
As a person with add I love this guy. His pacing is perfect for me🤷🏼♀️
Thanks my dude 😉
For real
This guy is one of my favorite UA-camrs
He also does next to no research which leads to incorrect facts and his "facts" even change within the same video. Nobody should be listening to this low effort just wanna make money bait.
Same here
As an avid scuba diver, watching your videos is making me more and more paranoid to get into the water again lol
On a serious note though, the ocean is full of so many amazing and beautiful things. I've been fortunate enough to see both cuttlefish and octopi up close and they are truly mesmerizing.
We see those on the seashore, cuttlefish are so innocent i swear, i would sit next to one and they didn’t mind
Fun fact: The stonefish sting is so painful that a victim begged the doctors to amputate his leg so he would stop hurting
I kind of miss the "fun" in this fact.
But the venom is all over the body already at that point.
Yeahhhh there's a type of plant in Australia that can have someone begging for an amputation or death, by just slightly brushing past it, and the pain lasts for months. It's called the Stinging Tree.
That just how it be in Australia
@@Obsidanwolfwhisperer Better than a Manchineel.
@@Obsidanwolfwhisperer Ah, the Gympie Gympie, aka the Suicide Plant, because it hurts so bad for so long it drives people to suicide.
fish: **dies**
Tongue-Eating Parasite:
_"oh no, ANYWAY"_
AISURU.TOKYO/asuna?[Making-Love] 💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
UA-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
UA-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
*wheeze*
AISURU.TOKYO/eunji/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
UA-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
UA-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
UA-cam: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
UA-cam: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
XD
I have no idea why one of the TV channels that does nature content has not snagged this man up with a million dollar contract. They're sleeping on the GOAT presenter.
I'm willing to bet they'd worry about a "language" problem.
Casual Geographic. After months or even a year or so of being a fan of you. I finally. Finally, found that snow leopard (I believe it’s a snow leopard, if not, I apologize) in that image you have been using for so long
It’s extremely well camouflaged that’s for sure
This comment inspired me to find that damn cat, and finally I have!
I need a hint
@@anothernoob1472 it's the dark spot at the bottom left side of the top snow
@@cringeafricanvoi1793 I've been looking for over a year! I've watched it multiple times through all that time and only found it with your clue. You either have extremely good eyesight or are colourblind because apparently, colourblind people can spot camouflage a lot better than non-colourblind people.
" And they slap stingrays just because they can. " Steve Irwin still got shooters out here.
This comment should be at the top
@@Justaspacequeen yes
Lee Harvey Oswald 2.0
Orcas “nobody mess with Steve “
Nature really said “life isn’t hard it’s impossible to have a life”
Wow, look at all of these bots. :/
@@MoOocus yeah
Where you at during Bo4 ??
@@yougotafriendinme1988 oh I was arguing with quick revive
The part about Squidward's name is pretty interesting to me. My native language is Czech and in Czech dub of Spongebob, they chose a name that basically means octopus. So I always was under the impression Squidward is a octopus, until one day we were arguing about it with friends, lol
Not sure if there's a different Czech dub than the one I grew up with, but from what I remember his Czech name would translate as "cuttlefish".
It's never occurred to me how rare grandma relationships are in the animal kingdom. Like the biological relationship, sure, but the social relationship of a grandma seems weird to associate with animals.
Plot twist:
We're animals too.😉
get this man his own Netflix nature documentary please
I second that.
I fourth that.
Fifth,, I would watch it constantly-
I sixth that
I Seventh that
"The snow leopard looking right at you."
This cammo is A grade.
3:59
I'm sleepy and so my eyes are only processing a Pokémon-looking tapir-nose rock-shape _(to our Poké-dex Man's right-side, just under front snow-pile)._ lol...
...
...Where's the snow leopard? Please-Thanks, 😅.
FOUND IT
It's beneth the top snow spot
Its lying on the ground, face looking at you
@@baptiste4438 ha ha like your name but yeah the darker spot just below the snow
"cus Australia lives on veteran difficulty"
New favourite line
Was looking for it, I paused the video every time he said something like it
“It’s like a red flag but you’re colorblind” was a low blow 😂 it’s hard out here for us man
I still can't find that darn snow leopard in that picture
I spent 10 minutes scouring through comments to see if anyone else could, look up snow leapord camoflauge and google will point it out for ya
The way this man is able to come up with seemingly infinite ways to describe dying 😂
Frrr it's hilarious
“Airdrop you to God’s inbox”
@@banziattack1354 🤣🤣
One thing for certain I'm switching on you like you wouldn't believe
@@thefiretailedweasel6206 no you are not me stop shitti g on yourself Jesus fuxking christ
"Ocean Oreo"
"Sea panda"
There's something to be said about that wide swath of lexicon you have, buddy!
Bundy dolphin is my fave. 😹
Malicious Equality Symbol
Yeah but they're really just the people of the sea. I mean there top of the food chain live 80 years, menopause, intelligence, move in small groups(historically)
@@trent6319 makes sense to me.
@@trent6319 imagine if orcas had access to technology... that would've been scary.
Dude, keep on doing what you do, you have a unique gift to entertain while densely cramming your observations with an incredible amount of facts & data.
"Australia lives on Veteran difficulty" this is the best analogy ever!
Fun fact: in the dutch dub of Spongebob, Squidward is called 'Octo'.
Octo 💪
@@jordigeven8485 translated to… 8
Je’taime
Yeah his name is literally Octo Tentacle, Octopus Tentacle, how original
Another fun fact
Poison dart frogs aren't naturally poisonous they get there toxins from from something they eat( I think it was ants but I can't say for certain)
This man should team up with True Facts. With their powers combined... I fear what we will learn...
Should do a vid with Zefrank
@@inthedeadhours yesyesyes
Or better yet, teirzoo, give us a “scariest animal” teir list lol
ua-cam.com/video/wsepywEeQ9c/v-deo.html
but then Jerry was unemployed...
AISURU.TOKYO/asuna?[Making-Love] 💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
UA-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
UA-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
That louse is just staring back at us which is the most disturbing thing I know.
you do a great job with a lot of humor. i'm enjoying your videos so much. you and mr. ballen are terrific.
Honestly I think a better title for this episode is “Why I’d throat a cactus before I go in the ocean: part 2.”
Begone bot
Aisuru Tokyo?
AISURU.TOKYO/eunji/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
UA-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
UA-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
UA-cam: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
UA-cam: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
"Australia is life on Veteran difficulty." I feel that.
Not only that. It’s on hard core survival as well.
Brazil: Am I a joke to you?
*Brazil:* Anaconda, Jaguar, Wandering Spider, Piranha, Poison Dart Frog.
*Australia:* Inland Taipan, Kangaroo, Crocodile, Emu, Sydney Funnel Web, Platypus, King Brown Snake, Bull Shark, Stonefish, Redback Spider, Death Adder, Missulena Spider, Cassowary.
@@Earth-616BullyMaguire dont forget the casowari
@Bully Maguire If you look it up, piranhas aren’t actually as dangerous as most people think. Their like vultures, their scavengers and are usually shy and will not attack. If their starving they might but attacks aren’t common. Actually, many piranhas species are actually vegetarians. Over all? Piranhas are over hyped fish. Look it up, it’s quite interesting. :)
I got hooked on this mans channel, you get to watch youtube, laugh cause of his jokes and learn stuff too! Love the videos, keep grinding.
Cuttlefish have to be my favorite invertebrates! There's just something so cute about them 😂 I love showing them videos of other ocean life by putting my phone screen against the glass when I go to the aquarium; they're so curious!
The number of death metaphors this guy knows is no joke impressive
or that just means he is australian.
Seeming as you have squidward as a prof pic do you think he's a squid or a octopus
Two fun facts:
1. Hagfish do the most advanced Yoga to do what other animals do with jaws. To tear a junk of flesh from a carcass they turn their practically boneless body into a knot and push the knot against the carcass. To them, spineless (they have a chorda dorsalis, just not a fully developed spine) is not an insult, it's an approval of their badass yoga skills.
2. Sea snakes can only survive in areas with rain. The reason for that is that they need to drink from the thin layer of fresh water that forms during heavy rain to survive. Some go for extended periods of time without water, but they still need to drink at some point.
Correction Interesting Facts
I think you meant fresh water, not sweet water.
@@Edigor100 *facepalm* Yes, you are right. My mother tongue is German.
@@Edigor100 wow I didn't even catch that
@@Edigor100 even piss will taste sweet if you live in salt water.
I just discovered your channel yesterday and I'm already addicted. I haven't had this much fun learning about animals since Animal Planet was actually good!.
4:01 take the patch of non-snow in the patch of snow and draw a vertical line through it and go down. Once you hit the rock( not the rock holding the snow but the small Boulder-looking rock right below that) you’re halfway there. Then you look up and to the right and it looks almost like it’s resting it’s head in the top right of the rock staring at you. It is small.
If you see a big snow leopard mostly concealed by the rock and looking to the right, look at the right cheek of that snow leopard and it should be there. Or you could just look it up
Bro I’m that took me so long to find. Once you see it though you can’t unsee it
I’ve been telling people the worst life is that of a fish. They can’t even breath in peace.
Neither than us now cause of COVID
@@drco3062 ok but who cares about us- we came to earth said fuck nature cut down trees, burned down forests, and hunted animals to extinction all while thinking we're above everything.
What if the fish reached nirvana and does not take life that serious
@@Kzwrld09 and as soon as we're caught without our tools we bitch around scared as fuck
A human who says humans disconnected from nature is like a fish saying its disconnected from nature
Orcas may be vicious and not an animal you'd be most sympathetic towards, but I remember the first time I learned that Keiko, the orca from Free Willy, was released back into the ocean but was so used to people that he died alone following boats, looking for human company, I weeped like a child.
Oh fuck you, why must you break my heart like this?
I think they deserve rights, along with dolphins, elephants, and apes. They truly are sentient. Ffs, dolphins can commit SUICIDE when they’re depressed enough!!
@@Takokujin07 Humans were supposed to be wild animals not Orcas or Dolphins.
@@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 we on land and we have aposeable thumbs they don’t we aren’t the wild ones
Makes sense we’re sympathetic. They’re as smart as primitive humans just as homicidal as us in the ocean
This is a great channel.
Found your channel when someone posted this video under a Joe Rogan post.
I always have to resist calling them 'Cuddle Fish' because I think they're so cute.
A good-looking man with intelligence AND a wicked sense of humor... I think the host of this channel might be an endangered species, himself!
AISURU.TOKYO/mizumi?[Making-love] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*18 years and over 🍎🍑
UA-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
UA-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
Chill. This is an animal UA-cam vid channel not some tinder search for you horny weirdos.
MMI▶️ shut up virus giving bot
Ma’am this is fuccing UA-cam
Maybe get out of the hood and experience the world a little?
I have never laughed so much while simultaneously becoming increasingly concerned
You have been following the news?
I absolutely love this channel. You present the information in such an easy to understand but memorable way: do I remember everything? No. But I'm more likely to remember it because of the quality of the presentation.
You are excellent at the quips. I thought I had a decent ability but got dang this is another level.
Yeah, the Orcas in Spain and Portugal know exactly what they're doing and they're sending a VERY clear message, "Stop taking ALL the damn food!". Overfishing in Spanish waters is notorious, so much so that they're marked as the worst offender in the world for overfishing, so yeah, I side with the Orcas on this one, they know exactly who's taking all their food.
Well said 👏👏👏
I'm pretty sure China takes the number 1 spot
Well, then take the Orcas as food.
You have no idea what youre talking about. Orcas have no higher reasoning skills like that
@@luana.desousa6398 Any sane person would agree that China is what nukes were invented for.
I didn't ever think I'd ever have a "favorite low budget vertically filmed nature documentary channel narrated by a guy in a backwards cap with a mediocre green screen effect" but apparently I do.
You get a lot of information out quickly while enunciating well, choose interesting and informative video clips, and I surprise myself by laughing at your fast paced jokes. This might be the first of many videos I watch.
I see you struck oil
I learn so many new words too, and not just slang and euphemisms for death and genitalia.
I discovered this Treasure of the UA-cams a bit over a month ago - Hes possibly working better than my antidepressant meds insofar as making my mood less broken. I seriously love him • for his wit & vocabulary, & for making earth science • the fauna edition • so extremely fun!! XO
You should watch ‘Animals that were given the finger by evolution’ or something like that
@@Crandon-de1st SO GOOD!!!!! Im on a "Casual Geo binge-fest 1999" o‐va' he‐ah'!
Dude you are hilarious and educational. I can’t believe I just discovered your channel.
Absolutely LOVE this content, keep on making these gems please and thanks!
It's like having a mobster as your roommate.
@@karmila8758 you're not welcome here bot
@@karmila8758 BEGONE, BOT
@@theonlyshinyumbreon couldn't have said it better myself.
do not anger the bots
lest they unleash the apocalypse on us
@@legenwing6115 they can't be angered because they don't have feelings, why?, BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTS!!!
So many sea animals are so vicious. And others live such short tragic lives.
It's the sea it is super stable and thus is a death world.
@@caramel3977 f$&# off, this isn’t a dating site b*$&#
And 90% of them are disgusting and can go to hell.
@@Lord_Numpty Then you remember that nothing except humans can go to hell
@@Lord_Numpty Then you remember that Hell doesn't exist
This was the best video i watched tonight. Kudos man
I am so glad I am subscribed to you, because if it wasn't for you, I would have never witnessed the blessing in the form of a cuttlefish with 3-D glasses.
Casual Geographic:
“Here’s almost 2 min of why Orcas are murdering bastards that terrify even f*cking sharks”
Casual Geographic immediately after:
*wholesome granny orcas*
THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
UA-cam: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
UA-cam: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
I fucking love orcas they are amazing even tho they are so vicious to other animals they have never killed a human in the wild only in captivity where they are treated like shit
They annoy attack certain sharks but not all because know better than to annoy the extremely aggressive ones (not Great White Sharks btw)
Swimming snakes rarely, if ever, bite humans. This goes for land snakes like cottonmouths, too. As long as they're in water, snakes just tend to be a lot less defensive. Maybe it's just because they can retreat much more easily in comparison to our ability to pursue them.
@Connor MacArthur Actually it's because they don't want to waste their venom on people. They like to use it for hunting prey, not defending themselves from danger. Also if a snake were to bite somebody, there's nothing stopping the person from just immediately stomping the snake to death. The person may still die, but their death will take longer.
Unless they are in what I describe as a orgy ball…. A bunch of sea snakes with a bunch of males and (hopefully at least) one female. I saw this off the coast of Okinawa Japan, two broke off and chased my ass first to the nearest rock then to the shore. The only reason I think I beat/escaped them was because 1) I was scared for my life. 2) I had on flippers.
Fun fact i have seen more snake in water that on land
There are no letal snake where i live
Idk dude I was drunk in the woods last week wandering around and a big ass snake bit me in the creek I was wading through. I passed out in a field for a couple hours and I think that was the venom more that the tequila. Thankfully I didn't wake up in the dark, was able to walk to my car, and drive home
+sir slick rock Holy shit, that must've been horror movie levels of terrifying.
"It's like if stop signs were wrote in brail" is the best metaphor I've ever encountered. Thank you
This is like the slightly more serious version of Zefrank-all of the facts, lots of humor, no bullshit.
Love love love this channel
Orcas are literally the humans of the sea.
Hrm no there are literally many worse things than Orca, yes even worse.
I don't think you know what "literally" means. And I will choose orcas over 99% of humans any day.
fun fact, they have different languages. Families are arranged in pods, which are connected into larger related clans, which are in turn connected into tribes. Pods in the same clan will be able to communicate with each other, and clans in the same tribe might have a little trouble understanding each other but still be able to get the point across. 2 orcas from the other sides of the world aren't going to be able to understand each other outside of physical cues
@@magmat0585 woah.
@person person No. It would be seagulls. Crows are kind creatures :>
I did a little reading about the Orcas attacking boats. Apparently one of the biologists said that the surge of attacks happened right after everything opened back up after the pandemic. All of those boats, ferries, whale watchers, etc in that major shipping route were off the water during that time and probably made life for the Orca less stressful. The biologist went on to speculate that these sentient creatures might just be expressing anger at the return of the boats.
Well, it may just be speculation, but if that is the case...I can't blame them. It was probably sooo peaceful and quiet without all the noisy boats.
Probably would be a little grumpy that they all came back.
So the whales are protesting now.
Bro they are intelligent but not like that 💀
@@elpibelol5005 there's a chance tho.
@@elpibelol5005 If only you knew... Most aquatic animals use a bigger percentage of their brain capacity than us. Technically speaking, they're smarter. Whales, Dolphins, Orcas, Octopus are super super smart and the first three have shown that they can have / express feelings. Which means Anger is one of them. Instead of a dog barking at you because you didn't give him food, Orcas were like "Hell no, get out !" when human returned.
Really enjoyed this , well done and nice job! 👍🏻
The world ends as soon as he runs out of different ways to say “die”
*Him:* *"Stone Fish are poisonous."*
*Asian Cousine Channells:* *"Would you like it fried or as sushi?"*
English cuisine too btw.
I hate it
Me, a Hooman: I'd like it extinct.
chinese: id like it raw with the stinger intact
@@ineedmorecarrots6063
Smeagol: We like's it raw and wrrrrrrrrigly.
Fun fact: stone fish are popular in Portugals beaches. Its not to uncommon to find one
Edit: altough ours arent as deadly as the ones in the video, they wont kill you, they will just ruin your day/week
But when you do gods speed
Unfortunately, yes that's true :')
I always get a little nervous when entering the water because of that
Thank u for that info I’m going to Portugal soon
@Angular Circle Aww! Don't be discouraged or frightened by the threat of those hypodermic needle fish. Personally, I have never seen one, but as long as you keep a weary eye, I'm pretty sure you'll be fine haha
Wouldn't say popular. More like just in large numbers. Defo not popular because they can really f*ck people up!!
I liked your commentary. Nice job
I knew orcas played with thier food but I didn't know they could teach seals how to fly
"There's a lot of people who didn't know we have snakes in the ocean. I'm not talking about your ex in the beach-" LMAO xD
Fun fact about sea snakes too: They have some perception of appreciation. A lot of them wash up on the shores of Australia, and due to the waves, end up exhausted. That's where people come in and ensure he's in a tub of sea water and given time to rest, you can usually handle them afterwards without fear as they know they'd be dead by now if you were really trying to eat it.
AISURU.TOKYO/KINOMI?[Making-love] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*18 years and over 🍎🍑
UA-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
UA-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
Is there a video of this? I wanna see that.
"...usually..."
Great work! But this the first one I’m too grossed out about, to keep watching. 😬🤣🤣🤣
That tongue parasite, and onto the slimy fish, took me out.
I swear he's naturally funny af...60 minutes will be your expiration date..🤣🤣🤣🤣
Another point to support that Squidward is an Octopus is the episode when they all venture on land. Guess what Squidward appears as? Not a fucking squid.
theres a newer episode of spongebob where all the fish turn into actual fish instead of fish people and squidward becomes not just any octopus but a giant octopus. he wants to eat his coworkers
@@karldoesstuffYT Awful.
Ikr?
@@karldoesstuffYT damn
@@sluttyMapleSyrup why is it awful
to make sea snakes worse, you can actually own one in nevada without a permit
for some reason
Murca.
Ummmmm noooo why
@@elizabethshields320 desert
That's like saying you can own an ice cube in death valley without a permit.
@@dboot8886 why is there an option to translate this to English the fuck?
Cuttlefish out here using the ol' "pretend to be gay to get close" trick.
That microphone! LOL. Love it
The stone fish is probably the only animal that can catch bodies without moving
It’s essentially the irl version of all those Luigi memes
Hagfish: *exists*
H#ntai protagonists: "Finally a worthy oppoment. Our battle will be legendary!"
Ew just Ew, making h#ntai from the most horrendously disgusting creature below the depths is just plain nastiness no, no, hell no.
Yall do realise that hentai means pervert in japanese
Interesting
@@mastersitorou8289 just imagine
@@sampletext9338 i can imagine it and i don't like it
💯🎯
❤your content
KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK
imagine being like 3000 feet underwater and you step on a stone fish
I love that he said that Australia lives on veteran difficulty
Australia is Minecraft Hardcore
Australia is playing Halo 2 on Legendary with all skulls on
There’s a reason they lost a war to Emus
Australia is like playing DOOM on UltraNightmare with a steering wheel trying to avoid taking health damage
These comments 😂
People: "Nature's beauty is proof of God's existence!"
God: "Release the tongue eating parasites!"
Humans: at least the worst is in the ocean
God: yeah about that…
I'm wondering what those tounge eating thing would do if it's put unto a humans tounge
@@IDontLikeHandIes
Oh HELL NO
@@vi0let831 it should be put into a brain dead person so the person won't feel the pain and the body is still alive. Though this experiment is a bit inhumane
@@IDontLikeHandIes there's a shitty movie called "The Bay" that has those things in it that infect people
I can't get my day started without watching his videos
Lovin your channel!
..." because Australia lives on veteran difficulty... " Best line ever! 😂😂😂
True
This is a certified hood classic
a hood nature classic
?
@@karmila8758 its a bot, also my eyes need bleach now.
Thank you Shrek, very cool 😎
@@Randomperson-kr4nn what is it you’ve made me curious
I was watching this and thought about the clip of the seal getting punted and really wanted to get a laugh before I got off UA-cam and literally as soon as I finished typing it into the search bar the clip popped up here. Made my day.
In my country it’s actually very easy to know that Squidward is an octopus, since his name is “Octo” and so it would be an better name with accuracy, btw I am Dutch if you are wondering in what language his name is octo (probably in other languages too but I don’t know)
This episode is the most terrifying yet. Not that it's not entertaining, mind you. This guy' sarcasm and wit are exquisite!
“And live rent free in their mouth”
My organs: *“OH FUCK”*
Give me rent
You’ll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
@@flippydolphin3796 said your stomach to your constipated intestines lmao
Fun fact: In the Dutch dub of SpongeBob, Squidward is called Octo. Probably as a pun on Otto, which I only realised while typing this
Meaning if you grab the wrong end, you can go from an is to a was expeditiously.
Love it.
Another fun fact about the isopod: the males also climb in through the gills, mate with the morphed tongue female and essentially make the fish’s inside into school-bus for all of the isopod babies
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh! I can't even close my eyes to get away from the image of that because it's in my imagination!
nooo.. now I'm picturing the magic school bus gone wrong 😱
Thank you, exactly what we all needed....
They also change genders when they decide that tongue is a life style, because why the fuck not.
🤢 that’s even worse
Orcas: **Terrorize the entire ocean**
Also Orcas: **Don’t mess with humans**
If that doesn’t say something about us I don’t know what does.
They pretty much have it figured that it’s a baaad idea to get us on revenge mode
They also don't mess with adult male sperm whales, because they know only one them is enough to injure or even kill multiple orcas.
They know we run shit with people that we think are threatening. That or I think they're getting hunted...But that's just a hunch don't quote me on that.
Them terrorizing other ocean dwellers= Nightmare for said ocean dwellers
We terrorizing them = Extinction
And humans are very good at the genocidal game.
Orcas are really fussy eaters. There have reportedly been incidents where an orca attempted to hunt a human, but broke off the hunt immediately upon realizing it wasn’t a sea lion. Humans are not part of their very specific diet, so they have no reason to attack us. They are really smart and tend to eat what their mothers teach them is safe to eat. Sorry I just find killer whales fascinating
This guy is quickly becoming my favorite UA-camr
"It's like if stop signs were made in braille" how can this be so accurate
“All while making the roads look like a humpback whale just discovered whalehub” XD you’re hilarious 😂
Bars
Guys just admit it
Australia is the part of the world where the devs accidentally set the difficulty to nightmare lunatic.
It’s not thaaaat bad here
Just gotta remember to shake out your shoes in the morning
@Joey Nitro I'd wager theres also some lunatic in thee considering how hard it is to actually avoid shit. At least ultra nightmare you can still avoid running into one of those shits.
Australia is sending a bullet hell's worth of deadly shit at it's occupants
@@baileyhood6225 man I'd buy a new shoe for every morning. Let those little nasties have it. I aint taking it back
@@g_g... it’s worse if a spider lays its eggs in your shoe, ya get the spider out and kill it but then you still get a squishy little surprise
@@baileyhood6225 ewwwww nooo pleassee stoooppp!!!!
Seal: **exist**
Orca: "Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"
Love this man