' No. You will be yet another cattle to it's maddening ways, you will bring the end thinking in such warped perception that you are doing good. ' - Chrome
Beautiful, how the magical squares and integrated into the story. SATOR AREPO TENET OPERA ROTAS This is the one he describes having 5 letters and rows....
Man, Azathtoth is just a super-advanced GPU Card and Nyarlathotep is the 52nd gen AI algorithm and here we are describing them as monsters. In the Simulation programming language Azathoth is probably a cute nickname meaning "Mr Pickles" or something.
I've heard these passages read before. However your's is far superior.. Also I didn't know it was an actual book you could buy. I thought it was from a collection of short stories or something. . I could see myself leaving this out on the coffee table. Might make a nice conversation piece or I would read passages from it to convince unwelcome guests it's time to leave
I used to wish so hard that this text had actual authenticity to it, and a part of me still does! But I know that it's pure fiction. However, it would be absolutely fascinating if this grimoire was the real thing! Oh, well...
The favoured son of Shub-Niggirath is Flo'yd -Kan'tbreedwewuz. His presence is known by the falling of a white powder from the stars that brings visions and death.
It's embarrassing that people think that the Necronomicon and it's spells, incantations, history is even remotely real. Several Lovecraft books speak of Lovecraft writing the allegedly most evil book. Sad people take notions like this book is real and could harm you and even more sad people will try to push the narrative.
Alright, so he did, 'borrow' some bits and pieces from parts of our ancient history, but all of the alleged demons and associated creatures are pure bunk.
@@hal900xbeing fun at parties has nothing to do with fighting against the darkness of ignorance. Anyone that thinks the necronomicon is a fool. And there is literally a sub sect of witch craft that uses the necronomicon as people think Lovecraft actually channeled demons when he wrote his material.
Its the presentation. Its written like an actual account. Micheal Crichton's Eaters of the Dead is written with inspiration from a real Arab historian and his experiences with Vikings and their mythology. It's presented as History. I know people who thought its a true story. 😂
I will tell you since the channel owner is too polite to: it's an insult to the uploaders effort when you (or anyone) use their videos as some sort of popularity contest. Channel owners with monetized channels won't admit it, because they don't want to alienate their audience, but I guarantee you that CABH reads a comment that says "first" and is insulted by it. Everyone knows you are first. That's what the timestamps on comments are FOR. So maybe instead of doing some weird (and all too common) "hey pay attention to me" shite, maybe you could think of an actual insightful or thoughtful comment, and hope to earn a "❤" from CABH? It certainly comes off as way less desperate, sad, and petty when you don't feel the need to pretend that you have accomplished something worthwhile by saying "first! Hey! Everyone! I'm important! Pay attention to me, because I'm needy!" That just looks sad, for you. I guarantee that if I (as an employer) saw that your personality traits were needy and desperate, I would not hire you for any leading\managerial positions. Cuz you know employers look at social media. Soon, maybe, even YT posts. It's certainly a good way to get an insight into someone's shortcomings, if you have to scream "look at me" when any channel you sub to puts out a video that cost them effort, and you just care about being "first" in some contest with every other YT leech who never got attention from their loved ones. And how sad is that? For YOU. It makes you look like an a**hole. Hey! 4 hours later, are you still first? That was a hard race, huh? Against no one? Really makes you look classy and desperate, and needy. It's sad.
A lot of what people think of as "Lovecraft" actually comes from different authors, such as August Derleth, who took HP's writings and expanded on them. Yig may be one of those additions.
I was unaware of how this language would actually be spoken. It would have been cool to see it actually develop over time among fans. Like the language of L.O.T.R. by J.R.R. Tolken.
AZATHOTH is the power source, YOG-SOTHOTH is the ruler of time, NYARLATHOTEP was the governor of YOG-SOTHOTH now is a rouge creation sowing confusion and genius around,
I learned how to solve Partial Differential Equations by reading the Necronomicon. Klaatu = f(barada, nikto) All you need to remember is the Separation of Body Parts and the Method of Chainsaws :)
@@tyrellrivera apparently, the cat was a gift from his mother, who called it [REDACTED] Man. she was batshit cray AND racist. all we know for sure about Howard's opinion on the cat's name is that he DIDN'T rename it.
@@fistovuzi It was a lot easier for me to overlook the racism in favor of Lovecraft being a great writer, until I watched a documentary that made too many excuses for it. I sat through the first half with no problem, but could not stomach the rest, which began with the cat LOL!
@@tyrellrivera spoken like someone who wasn't reared by a severely mentally deranged mother after your severely deranged father was permanently institutionalized. being permanently institutionalized herself 20 years later. the poor bastard never stood a chance, if he was born 100 years later he'd have been a sk00l sh00ta.
Why is so much done with AI-generated narration? Is it too expensive and troublesome to have a human speaker do these things, and so the people peddling whatever it might be turn to such means? The giveaway, besides the droning, robotic quality of the voice, is the laughable mispronunciations that occur throughout.
The riddle of Azathoth's flute is like a Zen koan, or a meditation for Advaitan awakening. Love that.
At least man knew: The universe has places of beauty beyond man's understanding and dark places beyond the worst nightmare.
Tremendously enjoyable video, thank you!
So... I fell asleep onhe couch watching this and man... talk about F'd up dreams. Holy hell.
There is no Dana, only Zuul. 😂
yeah true spoke with Mars and Iupiter
Kids.... just to be very clear.. it was HP Lovecraft. the end.
I like his sauce
😅
End word is negative there should be complete instead end. complete is the believe towards one to another a head of us
keep believing that
Kenneth Grant has entered the chat
The opening quote sounded like it was spoken in Huttese. Very cool.
Bantha pudu...
Fool !!! It was the tongue of the Old Ones, not some imaginary toy tongue of the warring stars !!!
@@charlestaylor253nerfherder
I need the original Necronomicon.
I must have it.
Only I and I alone can prevent it from falling into the wrong hands.
' No. You will be yet another cattle to it's maddening ways, you will bring the end thinking in such warped perception that you are doing good. ' - Chrome
...said Charles Dexter Ward
Beautiful, how the magical squares and integrated into the story.
SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS
This is the one he describes having 5 letters and rows....
Great video.👍 I'm subbing.
Man, Azathtoth is just a super-advanced GPU Card and Nyarlathotep is the 52nd gen AI algorithm and here we are describing them as monsters. In the Simulation programming language Azathoth is probably a cute nickname meaning "Mr Pickles" or something.
Sorry but nah azathoth is a component of melanin far from artificial intelligence melanin is the only real thing in this illusion
🦐🍻
Shut up! We do NOT speak of that abomination of a TV show anymore, nor do we associate it with Azathoth.
I've heard these passages read before. However your's is far superior.. Also I didn't know it was an actual book you could buy. I thought it was from a collection of short stories or something. . I could see myself leaving this out on the coffee table. Might make a nice conversation piece or I would read passages from it to convince unwelcome guests it's time to leave
Hey! Do you know exactly what the book is called or where it's sold?
@@ryanrobison8973 Don't know where, but I just double checked the video notes and Googled Donald Tyson Necronomicon.
Necronomicon, John Dee. Daemonologie, King James I.
Oh it's an actual fiction book?I thought or was some cursed spellbook ancient and of unknown origin
Sure if your guests like their coffee with 1d4+1 SAN loss
Essential study material for young Cthulhu's Witnesses!
That was meticulously thought out. Very entertaining.
Fun to watch and listen to. Prefer H. P. Lovecraft's depth, plus the Cthulhu Mythos authors contacts that were drawn to him in the 1930's.
Al-Hazrod was not crazy... he's just ahead of the curve.
That was beautiful ❤️
you should use this voice over for the rest of your vids it sounds better
Great!⭐️
Behold the sacred "texts" of Donald Tyson circa 2004 ad
Look up Typhonian Order theyre behind all these
I’m a big Lovecraft fan
I'm an average-sized Lovecraft fan.
@@slappy8941 very good, touché
Nightmare fuel.
Thank u😊
I used to wish so hard that this text had actual authenticity to it, and a part of me still does! But I know that it's pure fiction. However, it would be absolutely fascinating if this grimoire was the real thing! Oh, well...
The favoured son of Shub-Niggirath is Flo'yd -Kan'tbreedwewuz. His presence is known by the falling of a white powder from the stars that brings visions and death.
"Volunteer and narrate for CABH" you're already using AI, why even fucking ask?
I feel like AI does the language of the Old Ones far better than we humans try to.
OMG this hilarious now many knot heads think this is a real thing.😂😂😆😆
All hail Cthulhu our Mighty God
The real Texts would NOT actually be uploaded 😂😂😂
There are no real texts.
But why not
@@wintermute7378 LOL
😂😂 tittle says it’s safe but then the videos states it’s not
It was written by Lovecraft. It is supposed to seem like an old occult tome from his own mythos.
I wish there was more Hastur love.
Always funny when you can tell the author is a Typohonian Thelemite XD
It's embarrassing that people think that the Necronomicon and it's spells, incantations, history is even remotely real.
Several Lovecraft books speak of Lovecraft writing the allegedly most evil book.
Sad people take notions like this book is real and could harm you and even more sad people will try to push the narrative.
Alright, so he did, 'borrow' some bits and pieces from parts of our ancient history, but all of the alleged demons and associated creatures are pure bunk.
You must get invited to a lot of parties.
@@hal900x - Indeed! I'm well known for my Cthulhu balloon animals
@@hal900xbeing fun at parties has nothing to do with fighting against the darkness of ignorance.
Anyone that thinks the necronomicon is a fool. And there is literally a sub sect of witch craft that uses the necronomicon as people think Lovecraft actually channeled demons when he wrote his material.
Its the presentation. Its written like an actual account.
Micheal Crichton's Eaters of the Dead is written with inspiration from a real Arab historian and his experiences with Vikings and their mythology. It's presented as History.
I know people who thought its a true story. 😂
1st comment! Like Azathoth I am the 1st
I will tell you since the channel owner is too polite to: it's an insult to the uploaders effort when you (or anyone) use their videos as some sort of popularity contest.
Channel owners with monetized channels won't admit it, because they don't want to alienate their audience, but I guarantee you that CABH reads a comment that says "first" and is insulted by it.
Everyone knows you are first. That's what the timestamps on comments are FOR.
So maybe instead of doing some weird (and all too common) "hey pay attention to me" shite, maybe you could think of an actual insightful or thoughtful comment, and hope to earn a "❤" from CABH?
It certainly comes off as way less desperate, sad, and petty when you don't feel the need to pretend that you have accomplished something worthwhile by saying "first! Hey! Everyone! I'm important! Pay attention to me, because I'm needy!"
That just looks sad, for you.
I guarantee that if I (as an employer) saw that your personality traits were needy and desperate, I would not hire you for any leading\managerial positions.
Cuz you know employers look at social media. Soon, maybe, even YT posts.
It's certainly a good way to get an insight into someone's shortcomings, if you have to scream "look at me" when any channel you sub to puts out a video that cost them effort, and you just care about being "first" in some contest with every other YT leech who never got attention from their loved ones.
And how sad is that?
For YOU.
It makes you look like an a**hole.
Hey! 4 hours later, are you still first? That was a hard race, huh? Against no one?
Really makes you look classy and desperate, and needy.
It's sad.
No one cares
A waste of time and effort.
You're officially the coolest kid on the short bus.
Like Hastur I will be the last.
I didn't know about Yig. I've heard of all the other Old Ones in HP Lovecraft's books, but I don't think I've ever encountered Yig. Interesting.
You'll encounter Him one day soon.
And then you'll scream...
A lot of what people think of as "Lovecraft" actually comes from different authors, such as August Derleth, who took HP's writings and expanded on them. Yig may be one of those additions.
The Curse of Yig, was written by H.P. Lovecraft, and Zealia Bishop
I couldn't tell if "viewer discretion is advised" was diagetic or not, lol.
So Azathoth made all of time and space which is actually yog-sothoth?
I am Azathoth sig and yig I am 🔺Mark Hamilton🔺 thank you
Uh lala sexy schmexy Shub-Niggurath!
Noden will always destroy the old plague
lol, yes and these secrets are available to anyone surfing through youtube.
"R'lyeh" is not supposed to be pronounced phonetically. It's not a word. It's a sound, like a dying guttural scream
I was unaware of how this language would actually be spoken. It would have been cool to see it actually develop over time among fans. Like the language of L.O.T.R. by J.R.R. Tolken.
AZATHOTH is the power source, YOG-SOTHOTH is the ruler of time, NYARLATHOTEP was the governor of YOG-SOTHOTH now is a rouge creation sowing confusion and genius around,
A _rouge_ creation? So he's red?
@@slappy8941 😑
I learned how to solve Partial Differential Equations by reading the Necronomicon.
Klaatu = f(barada, nikto)
All you need to remember is the Separation of Body Parts and the Method of Chainsaws :)
Shub-whaturrath?
"Lovecraft's cat" -urrath
@@fistovuzi Yeah that was kind of fucked up, as a black man, to discover.
@@tyrellrivera apparently, the cat was a gift from his mother, who called it [REDACTED] Man. she was batshit cray AND racist.
all we know for sure about Howard's opinion on the cat's name is that he DIDN'T rename it.
@@fistovuzi It was a lot easier for me to overlook the racism in favor of Lovecraft being a great writer, until I watched a documentary that made too many excuses for it. I sat through the first half with no problem, but could not stomach the rest, which began with the cat LOL!
@@tyrellrivera spoken like someone who wasn't reared by a severely mentally deranged mother after your severely deranged father was permanently institutionalized. being permanently institutionalized herself 20 years later.
the poor bastard never stood a chance, if he was born 100 years later he'd have been a sk00l sh00ta.
"Was found in the posession of" what a subtile way of saying "look what we lootet of their corpses" 😆😅
It was so good until you said reeliye, it completely breaks the illusion and takes me out of the moment.
Sacred texts of BARESHIT
Are you?
🤔
Soon, UA-cam will only have AI-generated videos like this, which make no sense and have no content. This is UA-cam in a few years, mark my words.
At 5.:00 this looks like the Deadlights from the IT remake, when Pennywise shows them to Beverly Marsh in the sewer.
🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙
All hail Magaroth
Trumpulhu the Bigly Orange One.
37:16 bookmark.
Pfffffft
Um... the necronomicon was written by HP Lovecraft, for his Cthulu series. This is stupid
Ai narration much?
Goofy crap
Why is so much done with AI-generated narration?
Is it too expensive and troublesome to have a human speaker do these things, and so the people peddling whatever it might be turn to such means?
The giveaway, besides the droning, robotic quality of the voice, is the laughable mispronunciations that occur throughout.
Can’t listen to this AI garbage
This is dumb
i hear its just a coffee table book
OMG this hilarious now many knot heads think this is a real thing.😂😂😆😆