Ain’t heard from him in a few days huh? Yeah, the spider owns his whole block now, it’s better that you just move on before he gets your location and comes here instead…please…
0:35 I'm going to bleach my eyes so hard that they'll shine brighter than a COD flashbang Edit: It appears I have started something in the replies. Oh no
That bucket one could have gone out of context really fast 💀 Edit: I’m talking abt the first *comment* not the picture for those that are confused. Edit 2: if you still don’t get it, *stay clean kids.*
In German we fittingly got a proverb that literally translats to "the drop that let's the barrel spill over" which is awkwardly fitting. The more sensible translation is "the straw that broke the camel's back", for those curious. Edit: spelling bcuz I'm dumb.
@@dulcecitarisitas3504 ns cuando dicen “colma” yo entiendo que se ha llenado el vaso, no que se ha derramado. Aun así “colmar” lo deja un poco como a la interpretación
Bro, the way the music abruptly stopped in the beginning when vaazkl's deadbeat voice said, 'and only google knows' was so eerie and spooky my heart jumped a bit ☠️
Fun fact: the heaviest spider on earth is the Goliath bird eater spider, weighing about six ounces. This means that it would take about 1,333 Goliath bird eaters to equal the spider google knows about
When I was younger I tried to walk on water with crocs. It worked for like two steps if you went fast enough, then you sank after like a second. Pretty fun, would recommend
Nah that wasn't a real duel, otherwise the entire school would be in ruins because of the huge ass monsters appearing, but yeah the opponent probably took the other guy's best card and left
„ngl but: I am scared to get close and I hate being alone,I will run for that feeling to not feel at all,the higher I get the lower I will seem,I can't drown my demons they know how to swim.”-part of gigachad song
The first one is just the most normal Australian wildlife
It is I have a 400 pound one as my friend
I have a friend who can confirm this they usually say there’s spiders bigger than their house so probably
Fun fact spiders can lif 50x their own weight I'll let you figure out how much that spider can lift
@@dust8286 25000 pounds
@@nightgammer8139 11 and a third of a ton
Gotta watch out for those croc infested waters
This one right here, officer, it's the best one here.
Take my goddamn like
You definitely earned this like. 😭
Brilliant
69th like for a perfect comment
Bro had to double check himself there with the eye makeup
it had me confused too 😭
*_eye_* had to double check too
Love your pfp, where's Statikk Shiv?
I'm thick as a brick what'd it mean?
I still dont get it 💀
They really hit us with the "I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim"
Now I can't get a song out of my head 😂
Bring me the horizon - can you feel my heart
“I’m scared to get close, and I hate being alone
I long for that feeling to not feel at all
The higher I get
The lower I’ll sink
…”
@@lincolnpatchett7364 I can’t drown my demons, they know swim…
@Zyphonoxy can you feel my heart? Can you hear the silence? Can you see the dark? Can you fix the broken? Can you feel, CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART?
Damn I knew that line I'm sad at myself I always meme that song as being the opening to code vein 2
Im going to defenestrate the guy who made that cursed sandwich
defenestration
cursed sandwich
Deglove them instead, much more effective
Defenistration is the act of throwing one's self out of a window
@@Psi_Fan123 DEFENESTRATION is the act of throwing someone out a window, doesn't have to be yourself
@@kiraoshiro9251 oh sorry
I looked up how much a spider weighs and it said 4500 pounds im starting to worry about my Australian friend
Ain’t heard from him in a few days huh? Yeah, the spider owns his whole block now, it’s better that you just move on before he gets your location and comes here instead…please…
spiders georg will handle it
don't worry about him. he's been alive this long so he's probably fine....
*don't worry about him*
He’s an Aussie, he’s fine. For anyone not living in Australia, spiders there are similar to horses anywhere else. 😂
I got less than one ounce, we all good
To whoever was sent to the shadow realm, my condolences brother. May the heart of the cards forever be with you
They didn't believe in the Heart of the Cards. It's the whole reason they got banished in the first place.
I sent them to The Shadow Realm. I can confirm they didn't believe in the heart of the cards and I used all 3 Egyptian God Cards to send them there.
They believed their grandpa's deck had bad cards.
And you know what?
*They were right*
nah bro cyber dragon players can get sent
@@connerlackey3952 dam all three
Average duel with your friends be like:
That was me after losing 5 times in a row to the Egyptian god cards 💀
That is literarily my little brothers cards when I beat them
@@sir_duckduck8367 if you can't handle Obelisk, Slifer, or The Winged Dragon Of Ra get Exodia to help you
Did this in my school lunchroom one time when I was really pissed off cuz I kept losing.
Now that I duel online, I want to do this even more now
When you realize the shadow realm is actually an American invention to avoid saying that they just got merced. The more you know.
“Get on your knees and start slurping”💀
Thats a normal day for me
@@MamaTrixxieAsmr what
@@alejandrolabarcajal did i stutter? (✿¬‿¬)
@@MamaTrixxieAsmr how do u know
@@MamaTrixxieAsmr
Not if I can beat you to the slurping
Bro thats a Minecraft spider💀💀
That fire opal blade .....
I know! that looks so gorgous and awesome!!
Kill me with it
@@LenoViburnum 😶😅
It looked like a crysknife
That is not fire opal. It’s opalite.
The tiny wheel looks like bad piggies metal wheel
😂😂
w game tbh
"I've had enough" ✋😔
That fly really said I wanna be like Star Wars
I was wondering how far I would have to scroll to see someone with the same mind as me
That spider has to be from Australia or the Amazon Rainforest
Were those Yu-Gi-Oh cards?, DAMN definitely an intense interesting battle 😅
Well they definitely had duel disks
Marik just walking like he didn’t just send someone to the shadow realm
0:35 I'm going to bleach my eyes so hard that they'll shine brighter than a COD flashbang
Edit: It appears I have started something in the replies. Oh no
How tf did you find the timestamp for a short?
@Calicat they're counting each second 💀
Get away demon!!!✝️
Oh the last one?
@@hmmm713is it possible to learn this power?
I love how much life he injects into the delivery of these.
“The giant enemy spider” *epic beatbox*
“Small enemy spider” *even more epic beatbox*
A moment of silence for the ones in the shadow realm
That first one is because of a 500lbs spider named Georg The Spider and is an outlier who should have never been counted.
finally... spiders georg made a spider so big even He couldn't eat it...
That bucket one could have gone out of context really fast 💀
Edit: I’m talking abt the first *comment* not the picture for those that are confused.
Edit 2: if you still don’t get it, *stay clean kids.*
Exactly what I thought
I don’t get it.
@@nutcrackerscrack9861 good
I think it has something to do with “kick the bucket”… ?
@@ilovenewjeans22 “get on your knees and start slurping”
In German we fittingly got a proverb that literally translats to "the drop that let's the barrel spill over" which is awkwardly fitting.
The more sensible translation is "the straw that broke the camel's back", for those curious.
Edit: spelling bcuz I'm dumb.
Im Spanish we say “the drop that filled the glass”
What is it in German?
@@floresilla the drop that overflowed/spilled the glass??
@@dulcecitarisitas3504 ns cuando dicen “colma” yo entiendo que se ha llenado el vaso, no que se ha derramado. Aun así “colmar” lo deja un poco como a la interpretación
@@floresilla A, yo siempre he escuhado " La gota que derramo el vaso
Dude that sandwich… i know what it feels like in my mouth and you’ll probably feel it too after reading this
Yes.
I hate you for this 🤢
We are still talking about sandwiches right?
the texture isn't the concerning part of that.
I can even smell it 😢
Hey Google isn’t a snitch. They are not gonna rat my pal Terry out
Bro, the way the music abruptly stopped in the beginning when vaazkl's deadbeat voice said, 'and only google knows' was so eerie and spooky my heart jumped a bit ☠️
The shadow realm…. Oh the memories.
Yeah. Especially Obelisk Slifer and The Winged Dragon Of Ra.
We all know that spider is in Australia
Nah it’s that thing from Harry Potter
Nah that spider is def from Ohio
That fly was a bug but now it's a feature.
Shoutout to that fly that got sealed to stop the infection
Fun fact: the heaviest spider on earth is the Goliath bird eater spider, weighing about six ounces. This means that it would take about 1,333 Goliath bird eaters to equal the spider google knows about
Although I’m pretty bad at math so the number may be off
"Someone just got banished to the Shadow Realm." Yep
"CAN YOU FEEL, CAN YOU FEEL MY HEAAAAAAAAART" BOM BOM BOMBOMBOM BOM BOM BOMBOBOBOB
i thought of the same thing lmao
"How depressed do you want to sound?"
"Yes"
As a spider I can confirm that the 500 pound spider is in a different dimension training to kill all the humans when it's ready
The 500lb spider is in eternal combat with Spiders Georg
Spiders Georg has met his match
First one is truly a Giant Enemy Spider moment.
The spider is called a black mourning spider and it's a fictional species from Gilligan's island.
Bro had enough already
When I was younger I tried to walk on water with crocs. It worked for like two steps if you went fast enough, then you sank after like a second. Pretty fun, would recommend
If I owned a tiny human, or crocs, I would be strongly tempted to find out if this was true.
NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SANDWICH
Nah that wasn't a real duel, otherwise the entire school would be in ruins because of the huge ass monsters appearing, but yeah the opponent probably took the other guy's best card and left
They could have dueled in their minds like Yami Bakura and Pegasus
this is more accurate to tumblr’s actual ecosystem than any other ‘tumblr memes’ short I’ve ever seen
have you ever tried speaking with literally any enthusiasm ever
You sound fed up with memes bro
Gigachad: I can't drown my demons they know how to swim
Emo kids*
„ngl but: I am scared to get close and I hate being alone,I will run for that feeling to not feel at all,the higher I get the lower I will seem,I can't drown my demons they know how to swim.”-part of gigachad song
Can you feel my heart?
“I may be stupid” is probably the most relatable sentence I’ve heard
Bro, you good? You seem more tired than usual.
that's what i'm thinking.. he just seems more and more exhausted with each video he makes
@@TerminaC7 he just seems done with stuff.
That car got the bad piggies texture pack
Bro tried building a bad piggies type car💀💀💀
i was waiting for this
“I’ve had enou-“
For some reason I really really like the fact that that crocs can swim
That’s not a bad picture, that’s a Mettbrötchen and it’s wonderful.
It's him. Spiders Georg
The car wheel was just bad piggies
That opal knife looks like it’s a blue gem straight out of CSGO
That car wheel is something straight out of bad piggies
Bro, that fly got turned from a bug into a feature
The fly is Han Solo
The meme with the lyrics from BMTH’s “Can You Feel My Heart” was great.
forever upset this vid didnt include the "why is ruth laughing" blooper bc thats one of my favs
I'm scared to get close...
I hate being alone...
“…I may be stupid.”
Is the funniest shit ever and soo me 🤣
Bro got that bad piggies car
its not the shadow realm. ITS THE GRAVEYARD
The spider from Harry Potter
Drowning your demons one freakin killed me. 🤣
500 pounds in Australia 😂
finally, a tumblr reader that actually matches my internal voice when i read tumblr posts
The way there's absolutely no emotion in that voice comehow makes it better
Man instinctively added "chair" to wheel.
That fly one reminds me of Space Chimps
"I've had enough"
Didn't think my jaw would ever drop at the sight of poptarts, but here I am...
I have the poptart beef image downloaded to terrorize my friends lmao
There were so many good ones in this video
The way he says everything so casually it kills me
I’m not even lying that pop tart sandwich brought me to the brink of throwing up
That Pokémon Mystery Gift music hits different in this
I want to be buried on the moon.
That spider most likely is in Australia
I assume that the spider that google talked about is the spider-moon
Proof that Tumblr post purge is the funniest place on the internet
Not the shadow realm one ✋
How the hell is nobody else mesmerized by that goddamn knife
The Crysknife. The tooth of Shai'Hulud. Beautiful
I am
My bad I sent him to the shadow realm in the bathroom I know bad location, right time wrong place
Oh geez, that picture of the pop tart and raw minced meat sandwich is so cursed.🤢
"This fly was sealed into the ground"
(Sealed Vessel starts playing)
That's the average Australian spider
Aussie spiders be like
Idk why but that seahorse got a chuckle out of me 😂😂
bro that car had the mario kart roller wheels
Those are surprisingly good.
"Why do you like staring at the moon so much?"
"My great grandma is buried there"
GIANT ENEMY SPIDER * music being cued *
it's the average weight of all the spiders in the world put together
ohhhhhhh that makes sense. i thought it said “a spider” but it probably said “spiders” and i don’t close read
bruh native Americans really unboxed the first csgo knife
The one with the water bucket broke me
The pop tart-raw meat sandwich with a bite taken out is the most cursed thing I’ve ever seen on the internet… and I’ve watched people die.