Minecraft Friends - STEALING CHRISTMAS !? (Minecraft Roleplay)

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  • @megatree3032
    @megatree3032 6 років тому +42

    Dad did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

    • @megatree3032
      @megatree3032 6 років тому +1

      Omg thx unicorn il get you a nother Joke

    • @megatree3032
      @megatree3032 6 років тому +1

      Son:dat cane you put on my shoes?
      Dad:I cane try but I don’t think they’ll fit
      Btw love your vids man your the best

    • @editz8663
      @editz8663 6 років тому +1

      Boo

    • @ricpeden7499
      @ricpeden7499 6 років тому

      Gabriel Vincent boo your whole families generation ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burnt 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻

    • @mark_langlord
      @mark_langlord 5 років тому +1

      Well that's not very nice...

  • @unicornmann9
    @unicornmann9  6 років тому +50

    Alright doods. Listen up. Gimme a real good dad joke and I might pin your comment.

    • @ifoundsomething4129
      @ifoundsomething4129 6 років тому +2

      Two thiefs steal a calander both of them get six months

    • @beanie3521
      @beanie3521 6 років тому +1

      When Jay-Z got engaged to his wife, did he call her his feoncey? Haha

    • @certifiedmoron5965
      @certifiedmoron5965 6 років тому +1

      When did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty

    • @AirJunior
      @AirJunior 6 років тому +3

      Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
      Person: Why?
      Dad: To knock on the idiots house..
      Dad: Knock Knock
      Person: Who’s there?
      Dad: The chicken!

    • @amymkr26
      @amymkr26 6 років тому +2

      Knock knock
      Who’s there ?
      Daisy
      Daisy who ?
      Daisy me rollin they hatin 😂

  • @karissa4812
    @karissa4812 6 років тому +29

    The way u were talking at the beginning introducing the shirts made me laugh

    • @unicornmann9
      @unicornmann9  6 років тому +11

      The worst part is, is that I make myself laugh when I record lines by myself, so this took well over ten takes.

    • @karissa4812
      @karissa4812 6 років тому +2

      Wow well what u, Tina, Ryan, and especially GOLDY u guys always make me laugh

    • @karissa4812
      @karissa4812 6 років тому +1

      And when I do book talks at school I laugh, turn red, and then cry so I think I know how u feel

    • @itsmekuromii978
      @itsmekuromii978 6 років тому

      You guys make me laugh

    • @karissa4812
      @karissa4812 6 років тому

      @@itsmekuromii978 are u calling me funny. I'm not funny I'm weird. At least that's what my friends tell me

  • @moonNwJns
    @moonNwJns 6 років тому +5

    The noodles are LUKEwarm... XD OMG good one UCMan (Aka Luke) 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 just LUKE at how hard I am laughing... OMG I will stop I am probably just RYANing you're day. I just was to ASH you a question... Okay I am actually sorry...

  • @terriboland4896
    @terriboland4896 6 років тому +28

    The Shirts Are A Very Good Influence To Improve Your Channel, So Bravo Unicornmann, and keep up the good work

    • @travisberry1448
      @travisberry1448 6 років тому +2

      Ye

    • @nickthunder8028
      @nickthunder8028 6 років тому +1

      @@travisberry1448 ye ye

    • @happybomby
      @happybomby 6 років тому +1

      i agree but he said that
      you can give them to children there is only a small in there which fits like a 17 yr old

    • @terriboland4896
      @terriboland4896 6 років тому

      @@happybomby No One is perfect and a billionaire, so Unicornmann is trying his best and sticking to a budget to what he can afford

  • @jumbojolt
    @jumbojolt 6 років тому +2

    Ryan "Someone stole my shoes!"
    Tina "Someone is going to die"
    I'm dying inside XD

  • @minisamuri2
    @minisamuri2 6 років тому +7

    Wait, if Tina gets him one every year on christmas. Then how does Ryan get have 20 Christmas sweaters as he mentions at 14:44.

    • @unicornmann9
      @unicornmann9  6 років тому +5

      Illuminatato confirm-a-rino???????????

    • @ellabahl3477
      @ellabahl3477 6 років тому

      he prob buys some or something like that

  • @jakeoreo409
    @jakeoreo409 6 років тому +4

    Im really trying not to be rude but how Unicorn was stuttering in the intro was funny

  • @axolitic
    @axolitic 6 років тому +17

    Mostly everyone: I can’t wait for the video!
    Me: *looking in comments to see if he hearted anyone’s comments and did and is laughing at most of his reply’s*
    Me (again): ok. NOW video time

  • @Emmanuel44444
    @Emmanuel44444 6 років тому +1

    Unicorn mann is so inspiring. Just wow man

  • @Elmerion01
    @Elmerion01 6 років тому

    14:00 is Ryan preparing for a apocalypse or a Tina catastrophe. "To the bunker"

  • @travisberry1448
    @travisberry1448 6 років тому +8

    You know Ryan should make yandere middle school roleplay

  • @silverspeckles2830
    @silverspeckles2830 6 років тому

    Can I just say that at 7:00 Ryan hesitated to make a pun out of "luke-warm" because unicorns real name is Luke XDXDXD

  • @vunnvi
    @vunnvi 5 років тому

    11:56
    Ryan: I need new boots
    tHeRE's A sNAkE iN hiS boOt!

  • @mastersourpatchfortnite2865
    @mastersourpatchfortnite2865 6 років тому +6

    Hi unicorn man u da best

  • @asaelsolis4138
    @asaelsolis4138 6 років тому +1

    Hey unicorn man you could make an episode about you making a potion in your lab to stop Teenas crazy obsession over Ryan

  • @dazestarlighttea8569
    @dazestarlighttea8569 6 років тому +1

    I WILL FORCE MY DAD TO BUY ME ONE FOR CHRISTMAS
    "THE HOODIE IN THE INTRO"

  • @rosedoserockyyt1470
    @rosedoserockyyt1470 6 років тому +11

    I WANT THE SHIRTSSSSS!!
    Edit: THANKS UNICORN MANNN

  • @emmas8312
    @emmas8312 6 років тому

    what do we want? low flying airplane noises! when do we want them? NYAOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

  • @MidnightDarkSkies
    @MidnightDarkSkies 6 років тому

    Me: *sees Ryan's boots*
    Unicorn Man: Guys, you might wanna see this..
    Me: Ryan, run before Tina does something. AND RUN FAST.

  • @tsundances
    @tsundances 6 років тому

    I live your videos Unicorn! You, Ryan, Goldy and Ash always make my day. Idk if you try to be but your a real comedian Unicorn. Keep up the good work and continue to be successful in your UA-cam career. 😊

    • @unicornmann9
      @unicornmann9  6 років тому +1

      That's right, Self-Proclaimed Comedian over here! Nah but seriously, thank you so much, and I'm glad you like the videos!

    • @tsundances
      @tsundances 6 років тому

      @@unicornmann9 Np! Keep up the good work and continue to make these amazing videos. All the subscribers you have, the views you get, and the likes you receive, they all are because you deserve it.

  • @CAPappy
    @CAPappy 6 років тому

    Tina is filled with determination

  • @axolitic
    @axolitic 6 років тому

    I CANT WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS! I HOPE I GET THE HOODIE VERSION!! That would be the BEST Christmas present! Also the intro was really funny 😆

  • @amberthomas1552
    @amberthomas1552 6 років тому

    It would have been HILARIOUS if it actually was a mint leaf.😂

  • @mark_langlord
    @mark_langlord 5 років тому

    *PROCESS OF ELIMINATION ALWAYS HELPS! EVEN IN ESSAYS AND HOMEWORK AND STUFF!* (im so lonlee)

  • @RileyReads234
    @RileyReads234 5 років тому

    If Ryan got like 20 Christmas sweaters every year he would be 20+ years so he has either been held back a long time or it is a mystery 🤔
    THE MORE YOU KNOW 😀

  • @mngaming7971
    @mngaming7971 6 років тому

    Dad's are so old I bet dinosaurs looked up to them

  • @WaleedMC
    @WaleedMC 6 років тому +1

    Me : hey dad I’m bored
    Dad : hi bored I’m dad

  • @n0ketchup0nmabrgr
    @n0ketchup0nmabrgr 6 років тому

    The end never gets old

  • @emmascheel1366
    @emmascheel1366 6 років тому

    What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta😂

  • @danidevito8652
    @danidevito8652 6 років тому +1

    I’m definitely gonna buy a shirt for Christmas 🎄!!! 😋

  • @tw1ddledee
    @tw1ddledee 6 років тому

    I like shirts! I like hoodies! And I love DAYCARE MERCHANDISE

  • @ron609gaming6
    @ron609gaming6 6 років тому

    The only reason why ryan likes tina because the whole definition of tina is tea na and a tea kettle

  • @giraffegamer47
    @giraffegamer47 6 років тому

    Unicorn, you should remind Ryan to update his daycare playlist

  • @heyitzautumn6992
    @heyitzautumn6992 6 років тому

    I got a shirt (that was also signed by unicornmann, ryan, Goldy, and Tina/Ash) and I'm too scared to wear it too much, for if I wash it, the sharpie might come out

  • @janeenyuhas3395
    @janeenyuhas3395 6 років тому

    Unicorn Mann I love your videos keep up the good work

  • @V2Mia
    @V2Mia 6 років тому

    Ooooooo I'm gonna buy one or two. It looks great!

  • @polihernandez7593
    @polihernandez7593 6 років тому

    YAY!!!!!!!!!LOVE YA MAN YAAAAAAAE!!!!!Also my birthday on the love day in to lazy to spell it

  • @eightsama
    @eightsama 4 роки тому

    Unicorn mann, do you forget your a superhero? Don't you have super speed?

  • @InsaneDeathGirl
    @InsaneDeathGirl 6 років тому

    (When Driving In The Car)
    Me:Where Are We Dad?
    Dad: In The Car

  • @oceanicgobananasrblx626
    @oceanicgobananasrblx626 6 років тому +2

    Fun fact Tina spelled backwards is aniT that’s it for the news goodbye.

  • @axolitic
    @axolitic 6 років тому

    Dad:Do your socks have holes in them?
    Me: no?
    Dad: THEN HOW DID U GET YOUR FEET IN THEM???

  • @emmakim8268
    @emmakim8268 6 років тому

    Unicornmann:YOU NEED TO AMP UP YOUR GAME
    Me:omg 😂 lol

  • @Benbop
    @Benbop 6 років тому

    I like the Christmas background music

  • @raiderbella1478
    @raiderbella1478 6 років тому

    Guess: Ryan took the present
    Answer: Ryan took the presents
    Explanation: he acted obviously all the way from thw grave yard to the end

  • @trashperson6792
    @trashperson6792 6 років тому

    Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's tearable.

  • @vatanyoldas
    @vatanyoldas 6 років тому

    Finally you've got a merch

  • @slasher_1005
    @slasher_1005 6 років тому +1

    Tina has a lightsaber
    You should get a spear

  • @itsmekuromii978
    @itsmekuromii978 6 років тому

    Hi unicornmann! Awesome video!

  • @boredcircuit
    @boredcircuit 6 років тому

    THE GRINCH CANNOT STEAL CHRISTMAS!

  • @stellathedog6253
    @stellathedog6253 5 років тому

    You know the part where you’re you know the part where you try to get people to buy your Murch well, it’s a big derby but I still like it not trying to offend you it’s pretty good

  • @price6115
    @price6115 6 років тому

    How the Grin-
    *How Tina Stole Christmas*

  • @onlythefamm_dreezy
    @onlythefamm_dreezy 6 років тому

    Not going to say anything about winter water being FREEZING but OKAY JUMP INTO THE POOL ANYWAY.

  • @joshuamilton4222
    @joshuamilton4222 5 років тому

    Your having dinner and your dad spills his peas on the table and says "I pead on the table"

  • @JEMS2401
    @JEMS2401 6 років тому

    3:49 Now I want a mint leaf

  • @miryammaryam3150
    @miryammaryam3150 6 років тому +6

    Hi

  • @vulcan8829
    @vulcan8829 6 років тому

    love your vids love you so much unicorn Mann

  • @vdill9844
    @vdill9844 6 років тому

    Loved the robot part that I as random

  • @katiepalmquist2743
    @katiepalmquist2743 6 років тому

    I put that merch on my Christmas list hehe

  • @shaneconway2537
    @shaneconway2537 6 років тому +4

    Ur amazing unicorn

  • @leeeeeee3746
    @leeeeeee3746 6 років тому +8

    I LOVE UR VIDS 😃😃😄😁

  • @randypants0072
    @randypants0072 6 років тому

    ELDOON'S NOODLES!??!?!?
    REFERNECE TO APOLLO JUSTICE!!!!
    MY GUY!!! UNICORNMANN IS DA BEST CAUSE HE REFERENCED MY FAV GAME EVER!!!

  • @avikkochii7865
    @avikkochii7865 6 років тому

    I think this is one what did santa tell jack frost? Stop you've been freezen my toys

  • @pizzaninja3089
    @pizzaninja3089 6 років тому

    How the unicorn man stole Christmas

  • @IdkChills
    @IdkChills 6 років тому +4

    What’s good unicorn man

  • @J0RD1N
    @J0RD1N 6 років тому

    Oh come on Tina, don't be a GRINCH

  • @wanz181
    @wanz181 6 років тому

    I love the outro XD

  • @kachow7712
    @kachow7712 6 років тому

    What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? *_Frostbite_*

  • @poppliorules2275
    @poppliorules2275 6 років тому +5

    Cool video unicornman I may or may not buy the shirt

  • @summerdreams1435
    @summerdreams1435 6 років тому

    Tina gets ryan a puppy also she you should make a love potion for tina to use on Ryan

  • @janessajames5968
    @janessajames5968 6 років тому

    Oh yeahhhhh another video

  • @Xenoverse-0
    @Xenoverse-0 6 років тому

    I hope ryan gift is a dancing robot that was funny

  • @meeshanichole3122
    @meeshanichole3122 6 років тому

    Tina is on the naughty list

  • @elanblue
    @elanblue 6 років тому +1

    I thought the gift was Tina kissing Ryan

  • @7대취타7
    @7대취타7 6 років тому +17

    This is how u know someone is new to UA-cam they can't plug there own merch I'm not a hater BTW I'm like one of the biggest fansss
    (I'm leaving this comment for context purpose only. This was embarrassing though. 4 years ago was not my time I am so sorry 💀 the way I didn't even use the right they're smh)

    • @unicornmann9
      @unicornmann9  6 років тому +10

      I prefer to just be myself when I do this kind of stuff. I already have a hard time plugging merch, I'm at least gonna do it in an entertaining way.

    • @elanblue
      @elanblue 6 років тому +3

      It was kinda funny but we still love how your doing what you love Unicorn!

    • @Ramparafo
      @Ramparafo 6 років тому +2

      Unicorn Mann I hope your merchandise lasts til xmas...would really love that as a present.
      *also live stream smash ultimate on your main channel pls*

    • @terriboland4896
      @terriboland4896 6 років тому +3

      @@unicornmann9 And These Are Some Of The Best Things About You Unicornmann

  • @foxgamer4355
    @foxgamer4355 6 років тому

    I am answering this before the end of the video Tina got Ryan a stuffed tiger

  • @jxdezz
    @jxdezz 6 років тому

    *dabs*I like the *dabs* when unicorn mann *dabs*was flying and going *WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WOHHH WOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @joshsilva6941
    @joshsilva6941 6 років тому

    Merry Christler

  • @reportiss8166
    @reportiss8166 6 років тому

    Ima get daycare merch for chrismas

  • @MAB1067
    @MAB1067 4 роки тому

    Chicken man and Goalie 😍

  • @peepspond1542
    @peepspond1542 6 років тому

    Cards through a dimensional portal?
    Hmmmm....

  • @j.dozier
    @j.dozier 6 років тому

    If he has 20 Christmas sweeters and gets them every Christmas doesn’t that mean he’s twenty years old

  • @ulabrandon
    @ulabrandon 6 років тому

    The 12 days of the daycare will come out to december 10 - december 21

  • @sandrabalce
    @sandrabalce 6 років тому

    You make the best videos ever

  • @shockwave3.039
    @shockwave3.039 6 років тому +22

    Hey unicornman I triple dog dare you to kiss goldy

    • @unicornmann9
      @unicornmann9  6 років тому +11

      Unicorn Mann: Are you kidding?Kiss Goldy? That's dumb!
      Mr Fidget: That's 'cause you know it'll stink!
      Unicorn Mann: You're full of it!
      Mr Fidget: Oh yeah?
      Unicorn Mann: Yeah!
      Mr Fidget: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
      The Comment Section: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a triple-dare-you, and then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
      Mr Fidget: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
      The Comment Section: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple-dare-you and going right for the throat!

    • @shockwave3.039
      @shockwave3.039 6 років тому

      I real want to see it

    • @shockwave3.039
      @shockwave3.039 6 років тому

      And sub to me

    • @axolitic
      @axolitic 6 років тому

      Ohh boy..... 😂

    • @elanblue
      @elanblue 6 років тому +3

      Oh snap got that triple dog dare

  • @destroyer_3_339
    @destroyer_3_339 6 років тому

    I love ur videos

  • @sharks-lm3wm
    @sharks-lm3wm 6 років тому +1

    Goldy and Tony went on a date!

  • @jmaay1a
    @jmaay1a 6 років тому

    Most Palone:Tina’s going psycho Tina’s bad like Michael can’t really trust Tina because she likes to kill you

  • @IttoYuri
    @IttoYuri 6 років тому +3

    Love your vids unicorn. I hope you see us because I have a question to ask you... Are you accepting fanart, if an if you are, where can I send it to you if I don't have Discord or Twitter

    • @unicornmann9
      @unicornmann9  6 років тому +5

      If you don't have discord or twitter, I'm sorry to say I don't know how else you are able to reach me with you're art. However, I just imagined how amazing it is, and quite frankly I'm impressed! Thank you for the art!

    • @IttoYuri
      @IttoYuri 6 років тому

      @@unicornmann9 oof well thanks for telling me😁😁😁 still love you vids
      Also thanks alot it means everything for you to comment on my comment

    • @17SharkBro
      @17SharkBro 6 років тому

      @@unicornmann9 Your* not You're

    • @17SharkBro
      @17SharkBro 6 років тому

      @Ray Playz Wow can't you just see that i'm joking

  • @kennedy5099
    @kennedy5099 6 років тому

    Hey I knew it from the start Ryan like tea so a mint leaf can go into tea 🍵 so yea it Ryan who took it I think 🤔

  • @queenoffood1266
    @queenoffood1266 6 років тому

    Love the merch

  • @pandaslayer1232
    @pandaslayer1232 6 років тому +3

    Love your vids

  • @keenanmetzger7547
    @keenanmetzger7547 6 років тому

    I hope that wasn’t Goldy trying to do the robot

  • @xavierwalker1985
    @xavierwalker1985 6 років тому

    yes tina sit down

  • @EyelashBug800
    @EyelashBug800 6 років тому

    Dad I'm hungry
    Hi hungry I'm dad
    Why did you name me this way

  • @lov3lettrs222
    @lov3lettrs222 6 років тому

    7:42 they're still lukewarm
    Lukewarm
    LUKE warm
    LUKE
    Warm
    H eheh funny

  • @bigstupid375
    @bigstupid375 6 років тому

    Tiny Ryan xD

  • @shaneconway2537
    @shaneconway2537 6 років тому

    Cus it's tearible for the environment

  • @hkyang7555
    @hkyang7555 6 років тому

    I had a dream that I was in a fanta sea and I noticed it was a fantasy

  • @jax5568
    @jax5568 6 років тому

    I’m buying the merchandise after the vid