Carlos: She should not go with you Luke: What why Carlos: She's just a little girl Clem: You're not my dad Carlos Carlos: And you're lucky you're not my daughter Clem: Thanks God Me: SAVAGE CLEM
But putting a star on top of the tree was my choice because I always have a star on top not an angel (not starting a religious fight) I dodn't really care about her opinion I just took whatever I wanted >:D
I always enjoyed the last talk with Kenny (For me I killed him) I sat with Luke and he mentioned to me "I may of felt sad, but honestly I was happy that you where growing up and finding new friends" put a tear in my eye, and made that scene much more emotional.
Carlos:she should not go with you" Luke:what why"? Carlos:She's just a little girl luke!" Clementine:your not my dad carlos.." Carlos:your lucky your not my daughter." Clementine:thank god.."
Clem: Well You Told Me To Distract Her Sarah: DISTRACT? Carlos: (sigh) Sar- Sarah:SOO im just An Idiot? Me: Umm well Technically You Are An Idiot OMFG THAT ROAST
I hated the season 2 cast so much aside from Kenny that I guess I accidentally kept replying as scumbag Clem. Rebecca and Sarah really made my blood boil.
Carlos: She should not go with you
Luke: What why
Carlos: She's just a little girl
Clem: You're not my dad Carlos
Carlos: And you're lucky you're not my daughter
Clem: Thanks God
Me: SAVAGE CLEM
Stranger In Moscow no
@@vainglory991 yes
If only they saw Season 1 Clem
so much savage.
Luke's reactions though XD
Eviltine is real
I cringe after every one. I hate seeing people be assholes...
Same
Macio Toney
Not all of them were mean
Clem: "You´re not my dad, Carlos."
Carlos: "And you are lucky you´re not my daughter."
Clem: "Thank god..."
Me: "Ooooh sniaaaap! ;D"
Luke even laughed XD
Luke’s laugh killed me
DOUBLE
I love it when clem just walk away while rebecca still talking
Wasn’t even a choice it was Clem herself
Fax she so done with her
"You're the one with the gun."
-Long Silence-
"Touché"
My sides
We still need a military esc game with this humor
Pancaketophat XD IKR
Carlos: Don't open the door for anyone.
*LEAVES THE FUCKING DOOR UNLOCKED*
To be fair, they probably wouldn't have a key to get back in. And he DID say not to open the door no matter what
Clementine: Keep your voice down!
Luke: But...You just yelled at me-
Clementine: Shut up!
said that like they was brother and sister
+Masurao Katori Richardson
Justify "Said"....
Spoken like a true brother & sister
IM SORRY, I HAD TO DO THAT
q
I was okay with everything, up until you started being mean to Kenny.
+Rodrigo the Happy Dog Poor Boatmaster Xtreme
Scumbag Clementine don't give a shit!!
#TeamKenny
IKR! It hurts my heart
shut up, the video is called "scumbag clementine" for a reason...
Kenny: "Hey! Clem over here!"
(Clem sits with luke instead)
Kenny: ):
I CRIED
IFKR....
Jesus, people are soft these days...
GlitterBaby223 kenny is fucking guy
GlitterBaby223 i felt so bad watching that.
GlitterBaby223 ikr
Had no idea you could turn Clem into such a conniving little witch.
Bitch*
Bro Lee raised her and Lee can be savage af to
I guess she learned more from Lilly than she did from Carly
Clem:"Keep your voice down!"
"But you just yelled at me!"
Clem:"Shut up!"
This got me.
+Savannah is Bored :'D
+Savannah is Bored lol..."SHUT UP!"
shimada
Carlos: And you are lucky that you aren't my daughter.
Clementine: Thank god
Considering how Sarah turned out ya lucky as hell
r
q
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smasha53 or she's been so reliant on Carlos without him she's helpless
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TAKING PICTURES?!
Ummm, they're girls Carlos, they take selfies 24-7...
😂
Nice one
Lol so true
I see you're very wise
When u actually don't 😂😂😂😂 ayoooooo
"So I'm just an idiot?"
Well, you are.
OMFG REKT
Foxify Floof honestly that wasn't a good rekt. (dont even test me :/ )
And she did get eaten alive .
Weak and useless, that's how i see it
@@OhHeBustin wat?
I just love the fact that a lot of these smartass or rude dialogue options turn into something funny depending on who you're talking to.
Luke handles her offenses really well.
That is why i sat with him on my 1st playthrough.
Is it weird that these are most of my actual choices?
No your just a scumbag like her
Lestrange
You're fine! Geez
Me too
*Bellatrix* Lestrange?
Same.
am I the only one who refused to shoot kenny?
Judah Sherlock no I refused, fuck jane she an asshole kenny is life
We only knew Jane from season 2 we knew Kenny sense season 1
nah cus me too, kenny was my comfort character
No, his ending objectively is the best one. Almost as heartbreaking as season 1 ending if you choose to stay in Wellington.
LOL! Clem is so freaking hilarious when she's mean! xD
Clem: You're not my dad Carlos
Carlos: And you're lucky you're not my daughter
Clem: Thank God
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED
Rekt.
Aishat Olatokunbo it IS funny xD
Aishat Olatokunbo GET RECKT CARLOS
Aishat Olatokunbo it's not that funny
Clem!! dont be like dissssssssssssss
Lee! I miss you ;-;
You should've check for zombies before picking up that talkie
Lee ur hot amd sexy gimme ur bootay
She’s lost without ya Lee😭
random buy lost of favourite characters
1)Lee
2)Clementine
3)Kenny
4)Luke
5)AJ
Whoops number three is Kenny number four is aj number 5 javi number six is luke
But putting a star on top of the tree was my choice because I always have a star on top not an angel (not starting a religious fight) I dodn't really care about her opinion I just took whatever I wanted >:D
Same here. That stupid dummy can have her own tree, WAIT, we only have one! Too bad for her.
I just hated that character. I let her die so she wouldn't slow us down in the future
I feel bad for kenny when clem sat with luke
ikr
Hell no he’s a dickhead the rest of he game
Yes
Same
Clem:''Get out i have a gun.Now''
Carver:is that how your dad taught you to greet neighboors?''
Funniest telltale choice Evah
Carver: I knew a guy who wore shirts like this!
Clem: I don’t care...
Carver: For a little girl, you’re really not polite!
Luke: She’s a valuable little girl
Clem: You’re not my dad Carlos
Carlos: and your lucky your not my daughter
Clem: Thank God
Luke and Me: 🤣
6:06
L o a d i n g . . . Same
Sarah: We always had an angel on top of our tree.
*Clem, chooses star and puts it on top of the tree*
Sarah: That's nice... I guess.
BWAHAHAHAHAA
Yeah we dont care
@@mouhssinepolar yeah we don't care about sarah
Nick is like Duck 2.0 or Duck of season 2.
Toy Zera Duck? You mean Ben.
Toy Zera no that's sarah
+Toy Sera Ben is Nick
Duck is Serah
+Samuel Adams Serah?
+Toy Zera Also, I say that Kenny is the Kenny of season one.
1:50 omg is that max caulfields camera?! :D
Oh ! Life is strange :3
lis 😍😍😍
Omg
Undermining Duck TWD S2 came out before LIS
I chose to sit with Luke, So I'm a scumbag?.. Whoops..
Pugly & The Gamer
Yes
Rey probably yeah
LMAO me too
#teamkenny
Pugly & the Gamer #teamluke
7:15 Clementine: You're the one holding a gun.
Matthew: Touché.
That table choosing choice always breaks my heart
I love it when clem talks back to carver it's kinda funny
4:20 OMG. I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING XD
I LOVE the scene where you kill the big walker! LOL luke is so awesome
Sarah: So I'm Just An Idiot?
WELL, YOU ARE
Not sitting with Kenny broke my heart, and anything that has to do with being rude to Kenny made it worse... aaHhh WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEEE.
I love Kenny i never leave him
5:24 to 5:56 XD she just ignores her.
5:07 ,Replayed it SO MUCH! XD
TheSpiritedStar Sarah's so aonnying lol
clem: Your the one holding a gun
stranger: ....................2 shay
Even as a scumbag Clem is still the most reasonable person ;) xD
This is like watching The Walking Dead abridged XD
I always enjoyed the last talk with Kenny (For me I killed him) I sat with Luke and he mentioned to me "I may of felt sad, but honestly I was happy that you where growing up and finding new friends" put a tear in my eye, and made that scene much more emotional.
l
Get not one drip of respect for killing him
Luke is the real SAVAGE
yup
Because he was the one saying all the stuff like "you said it, not me"
How is that savage. No.
TonyMCraftins - Yeah in combination with clem. too awesome hahahaha
WHEN SHE PICKED THE STAR INSTEAD😂😂😂😂
I love how luke laughs when clem says thank god lmao
You know whats funny (for me)? Sarah's photo. :p
Shes an idioootttttt
Same! LOL XD
5:11 very fucking true
Carlos:she should not go with you"
Luke:what why"?
Carlos:She's just a little girl luke!"
Clementine:your not my dad carlos.."
Carlos:your lucky your not my daughter."
Clementine:thank god.."
Luke:Hahaha
LOL! I love how you disagreed with Luke and go after the big one! Clem is like "I don't give a f."
Luke's giggle after Carlos and Clem argue is so cute
-Kenny:Will you vouch for these people?
-Clem:I can't speak for everyone.
*chooses to sit next to the people she can't vouch for*
That moment when clemintime slaps walter XD
I had mini cringe strokes every time you were mean to Kenny :( but laughed when you were mean to Sarah.
You're the one holding the gun!
*long pause*
Touche
“I'm not an asshole“
“Are you calling ME an asshole?“
I think Clem is like a little savage in season 2
Death WALKER
She's always a savage.
Clem: Well You Told Me To Distract Her
Sarah: DISTRACT?
Carlos: (sigh) Sar-
Sarah:SOO im just An Idiot?
Me: Umm well Technically You Are An Idiot
OMFG THAT ROAST
When Clem doesn’t sit with Kenny that broke my heart 😢
"Calm down Rebecca.."
"CALM DOWN?!?! I AM CALM! YOU CALM DOWN >:("
I love me some sassy Clem to start my day
That’s fucked up but funny asf 😂😂😂 5:10
2:01 That "WTF?" killed me 😂😂😂
"I'm just stupid?" (Well, you are) lol!
6:57 AWW MY BROTP IS SOO CUTE!!!!
I hate to see Clem hurts Kenny😭
3:34 besides it saying close door it should say HOW BOUT NOO
8:50 XDDDDDDDDD
14:19 bitch slap
I hated the season 2 cast so much aside from Kenny that I guess I accidentally kept replying as scumbag Clem. Rebecca and Sarah really made my blood boil.
Hey atleast Sarah wasn't a ben level screwup
Pete and Luke was a good guys
Played scumbag clementine all the way thank you heavens
"I have a gun"
[PAUSE]
"What's your name?"
[SLAMS DOOR]
this game is hilarious
2:00 Mini Miley Cyrus!: Walking dead edition
2:30 SHE JUST HAD TO ADD IN THAT “It’s Bad” AT THE END ☠️😂
You should not just show Clem's answers but also how the other character reacts to it.
everyone depends on clem
Anybody else notice how low her voice sounds because she is just being so rude?
0:48 Would you promise you will watch out for Nick?
Few days later in hell
Hey Nick, how come you're there? I thought i asked clem to watch after you.
0:08 looks like johnny from gta iv and gta v.
The way luke slapped clementines hand 😢
What an overwhelming sense of guilt, Lol
Rip boat god
3:35 my name's Carley
Carley from Season 1
4:32 look at her face !! XD shes just like " tri meh betch :P "
5:43
WTF
11:37 Bonnie : How old are you sweetie?
Clem: Im eleven, so shut the f up
Luke and Clementine interaction is golden
when clem outsmarts everyone
"your not my dad, carlos"
"and your luckily not my daughter"
"Thank God"
*DYING OF LAUGHTER*
I thought it was kinda sad when Clem covered her ears tho
I like how in 7:20 the guy waits a moment and then says touće
Why is this so funny 😂😂
I had no idea nick could be killed here
Carlos: your luck ur not my daughter
Clementine:thank god!
Luke laughs
Why an adsf movie transition